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[08:06:04] Mikoolo/rizon A morning

[08:06:05] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[08:18:45] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/oTYwd9OjFRk

[08:18:52] Mikoolo/rizon LTT but this one is hillarious.

[08:20:12] Mikoolo/rizon /kick slim Slapp detected

[08:20:56] Mikoolo/rizon Are you the person known as Slapp´co or whatever, slim?

[08:21:53] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a slapp way of saying yes.

[08:22:27] Mikoolo/rizon What if he wants you to think that, ysalamiri.

[08:22:40] Mikoolo/rizon slim do you like slapp?

[08:23:04] Mikoolo/rizon slim do you want me to abuse ysalamiri by writing in all caps?

[08:24:06] Mikoolo/rizon He's slow, ysalamiri.

[08:24:10] Mikoolo/rizon Slower than slapp.

[08:25:12] Mikoolo/rizon Doubtful.

[08:25:30] Mikoolo/rizon Oh you mean in running? Then yes.

[08:26:03] Mikoolo/rizon I read what you wrote the first time.

[08:26:31] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't ask how many times he can ban evade tho.

[08:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon Thought you asked me if slim was slapp with the "banevasion?".

[08:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon I don't have any hair to pull on, slim.

[08:28:28] Mikoolo/rizon So I would lose the hair pulling part due to cheating.

[08:28:57] Mikoolo/rizon Unless I am forced to take my shirt off but I don't think ysalamiri would like to pull on my chest hair, slim.

[08:29:34] Mikoolo/rizon Here ysalamiri https://youtu.be/V6ovte-CuUU

[08:30:00] Mikoolo/rizon Steve1989MREinfo is doing british mre's again.

[08:30:25] Mikoolo/rizon I like it.

[08:30:32] Mikoolo/rizon Lets keep it for a little while.

[08:30:48] Mikoolo/rizon True

[08:30:57] Mikoolo/rizon He's bantering back at us, ysalamiri.

[08:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon This is more than slapp would do.

[08:33:02] Mikoolo/rizon Thats quite a lot of stuff in a single meal ration unit.

[08:33:11] Mikoolo/rizon You could totally use it for 2 meals.

[08:33:28] Mikoolo/rizon If in a pinch.

[08:34:56] Mikoolo/rizon Does skinflute count?

[08:35:18] Mikoolo/rizon You stroke it.

[08:35:34] Mikoolo/rizon Then no.

[08:35:47] Mikoolo/rizon ysalamiri plays the bagpipe, slim.

[08:36:05] Mikoolo/rizon While wearing a skirt.

[08:36:41] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, panties are forbidden to be worn under the skirt.

[08:37:11] Mikoolo/rizon You're lethal in a different way as you are.

[08:37:30] Mikoolo/rizon Come wear a kilt in my area ysalamiri.

[08:37:37] Mikoolo/rizon I double dare you!

[08:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:39:02] Mikoolo/rizon I am into women, pretty shemales with titties and cute femboys.

[08:39:35] Mikoolo/rizon No but I got excessive amounts of body hair.

[08:40:01] Mikoolo/rizon .w Goteborg

[08:40:03] Mikoolo/rizon racist

[08:40:07] Mikoolo/rizon .w gothenburg

[08:40:22] Mikoolo/rizon .w bangkok

[08:40:27] Mikoolo/rizon No rain there either.

[08:40:34] Mikoolo/rizon No

[08:42:15] Mikoolo/rizon He's talking about the other type of android, krupa_.

[08:42:21] Mikoolo/rizon Like Terminator.

[08:43:49] Mikoolo/rizon bbl morning poop

[09:41:16] Mikoolo/rizon Are you winning navy officer?

[09:45:10] Mikoolo/rizon Good.

[09:47:41] Mikoolo/rizon Hello the cleveland herald.

[11:09:01] Mikoolo/rizon Hello

[11:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[11:09:19] Mikoolo/rizon Are you jealous of my superior outdoor temperature, deadly?

[12:19:37] Mikoolo/rizon Bad morning, enemy.

[12:20:56] Mikoolo/rizon .voice Sander

[12:21:16] Mikoolo/rizon Sander is not a weird, phonekait. He's a carpentry tool. A belt sander.

[12:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon weirdo*

[12:22:15] Mikoolo/rizon And you're a weirdo too. You got this nack to find people like you.

[12:22:47] Mikoolo/rizon There, a brand new fresh belt for the belt sander.

[12:23:15] Mikoolo/rizon lol https://i.imgur.com/8AQBLhm.jpeg

[12:37:04] Mikoolo/rizon No, thats Shady, alct.

[12:37:44] Mikoolo/rizon irc *

[12:38:56] Mikoolo/rizon "my first time to mirc sorry" is like saying "It's my first time on internet explorer, how do I find porn on this?"

[12:40:11] Mikoolo/rizon TheFatherMind how do I find porn on this?

[12:43:20] Mikoolo/rizon Hope they remove the sutures soon. Getting kinda tired to put in my eye drops.

[12:44:31] Mikoolo/rizon Cats don't like the smell.

[13:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon Endless_Idol, how big are your student debts?

[13:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon For how long will you have to work to get them paid at full?

[13:04:04] Mikoolo/rizon For how long will you have to work to get them paid at full? Endless_Idol.

[13:05:00] Mikoolo/rizon Thought you had endless capacity to handle heavy seed action.

[13:06:02] Mikoolo/rizon Just limit the upload speed in the client.

[13:12:08] Mikoolo/rizon Did you ask them to provide lab results first, End3r?

[13:12:45] Mikoolo/rizon If you didn't then I advice you to get yourself tested.

[13:15:58] Mikoolo/rizon Get a luger like this one to kill the engineer with, End3r https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wel4TXmxonY?feature=share

[13:16:03] Mikoolo/rizon He'll be double dead.

[13:20:40] Mikoolo/rizon You'll regret that after having taco bell.

[13:21:13] Mikoolo/rizon Ah, thats what you'll use to stop the taco bell after party effect.

[13:22:33] Mikoolo/rizon Remember. You only rent beer and mexican food.

[14:43:18] Mikoolo/rizon euuuw

[14:43:29] Mikoolo/rizon Not only ComputerTech but now iNvictus is also cumming on ah soka.

[14:44:07] Mikoolo/rizon iNvictus and ComputerTech are tunnel buddies.

[14:44:16] Mikoolo/rizon Eskimo brothers?

[14:44:20] Mikoolo/rizon .u tunnel buddies

[14:45:16] Mikoolo/rizon Horrible temperature you got there, foxy.

[14:45:17] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[14:45:26] Mikoolo/rizon Mine is better.

[14:48:08] Mikoolo/rizon chest groupers

[14:48:15] Mikoolo/rizon gropers*

[14:48:30] Mikoolo/rizon Another term for over the shoulder boulder holders, foxy.

[14:59:35] Mikoolo/rizon I want a baked potato now.

[14:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon I should.

[14:59:50] Mikoolo/rizon Laxröra

[15:00:18] Mikoolo/rizon Cured salmon in sour cream, chives and dill.

[15:00:23] Mikoolo/rizon Some pepper too I think.

[15:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's awesome, irish666.

[15:01:14] Mikoolo/rizon Some use smoked salmon in it.

[15:01:20] Mikoolo/rizon But cured salmon is much better.

[15:01:48] Mikoolo/rizon No

[15:01:56] Mikoolo/rizon It's a way of preserving it, foxy.

[15:02:04] Mikoolo/rizon And changing the texture and flavour a bit.

[15:03:11] Mikoolo/rizon But I am on the same twig as End3r. Kinda burned out on salmon.

[15:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon But cured salmon is awesome.

[15:09:53] Mikoolo/rizon Use your hobnail boots, irish666.

[15:13:35] Mikoolo/rizon \g new video! https://youtu.be/AiY7riVjaB8

[15:31:48] Mikoolo/rizon When ComputerTech goes to dublin https://youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

[15:33:55] Mikoolo/rizon We are here to drink your beer

[15:33:55] Mikoolo/rizon And steal your rum at a point of a gun

[15:33:55] Mikoolo/rizon Your alcohol to us will fall

[15:34:56] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech. HAve this cider themed song then https://youtu.be/Yeh1S_kl8YI

[15:45:25] Mikoolo/rizon I'll help wof.

[15:45:25] Mikoolo/rizon .kb ComputerTech

[15:45:30] Mikoolo/rizon /kick ComputerTech

[15:45:58] Mikoolo/rizon They give you a 500 word essay for a yes/no question, wof?

[15:46:36] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, have you had any alcohol today?

[15:46:50] Mikoolo/rizon Are you planning on having any alcohol today?

[15:47:15] Mikoolo/rizon hi \g

[15:47:48] Mikoolo/rizon Watch the barefoot guy then \g https://youtu.be/AiY7riVjaB8

[15:50:53] Mikoolo/rizon Everyones_Idol, are you yagoo? D:

[15:52:25] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[15:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon You're an idol and you don't even know who yagoo is D:

[15:52:59] Mikoolo/rizon He's the CEO of Cover Corp, Endless_Idol.

[15:53:32] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/iuY6BKIY004

[15:55:28] Mikoolo/rizon .u yagoo_4

[15:55:32] Mikoolo/rizon .u yagoo

[15:55:39] Mikoolo/rizon .u yagoo/4

[15:56:49] Mikoolo/rizon https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E00TGKwXEAIuuNn?format=jpg

[15:58:01] Mikoolo/rizon True, they are comedians, Endless_Idol.

[16:01:33] Mikoolo/rizon One of the comedians is having a live performance at Tokyo Garden Theater next year.

[17:44:34] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I assume ComputerTech is always drunk.

[17:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon Life is easier that way.

[17:44:53] Mikoolo/rizon And you know what drunk people always say?

[17:44:57] Mikoolo/rizon That they ain't drunk.

[17:45:02] Mikoolo/rizon When the police stop them.

[17:45:16] Mikoolo/rizon Are you drunk ComputerTech ?

[17:45:39] Mikoolo/rizon I can pretend to be you, h4.

[17:46:00] Mikoolo/rizon I consider it to be quite good, h4.

[17:46:28] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[17:47:00] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like I was rejected, h4.

[17:49:27] Mikoolo/rizon You can't order beer in this channel, y2k.

[17:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon You have to go out.

[17:50:06] Mikoolo/rizon /ban y2k*!*

[17:50:31] Mikoolo/rizon Wow h4

[17:50:33] Mikoolo/rizon Cool

[18:13:27] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry h4. I'm letting you run free.

[20:12:42] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah I saw it on swedish news, Chiester.

[20:13:14] Mikoolo/rizon Apparently it's coz the russian border officers doesn't give them the right stamps/papers.

[20:13:41] Mikoolo/rizon Could be that they are sending in soldiers disguised as civilians or shit.

[20:19:19] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/nov/16/finland-russia-border-asylum-seekers-us-defence-agreement-sauli-niinisto

[20:19:57] Mikoolo/rizon 29c is too hot

[20:19:59] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[20:20:03] Mikoolo/rizon Here Kumool.

[20:20:27] Mikoolo/rizon Come here, Kumool.

[20:20:36] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[20:20:46] Mikoolo/rizon METRIC MASTER RACE!

[20:21:26] Mikoolo/rizon DUDS WOULD BE HORRIFIED HEARING THAT YOU CALL YOURSELF AMERICAN, KUMOOL!

[20:21:39] Mikoolo/rizon I can see it infront of me.

[20:21:45] Mikoolo/rizon Duds crying blood at that statement.

[20:22:20] Mikoolo/rizon Yes Kumool.

[20:22:24] Mikoolo/rizon But duds is dead :(

[20:22:30] Mikoolo/rizon I heard he got eaten by a cuckoo.

[20:22:38] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech

[20:22:44] Mikoolo/rizon h4

[20:22:48] Mikoolo/rizon deadly

[20:23:02] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't.

[20:23:09] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't.

[20:23:16] Mikoolo/rizon nah

[20:23:28] Mikoolo/rizon I threw a bucket at you Kumool.

[20:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon There was -12c water in it.

[20:24:39] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[20:24:53] Mikoolo/rizon .kb h4 you're transmissive

[20:25:05] Mikoolo/rizon h4 ain't evil, Kumool.

[20:25:18] Mikoolo/rizon Indifferent.

[20:25:29] Mikoolo/rizon apathetic

[20:25:31] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon Evil is when you find delight in torture, murder and such.

[20:25:55] Mikoolo/rizon h4 just doesn't feel anything.

[20:27:00] Mikoolo/rizon Sociopaths feel stuff when they are caught, Fensta.

[20:27:03] Mikoolo/rizon Rage

[20:27:04] Mikoolo/rizon Anger

[20:27:29] Mikoolo/rizon Who?

[20:27:46] Mikoolo/rizon Never heard of.

[20:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon "Enraged" Kemper felt anger.

[20:28:37] Mikoolo/rizon Not indifferent or apathetic.

[20:30:09] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool is a flagelant D:

[20:30:20] Mikoolo/rizon Flagellant*

[20:30:26] Mikoolo/rizon Hi Good.

[20:30:29] Mikoolo/rizon I'm Mikoolo.

[20:30:44] Mikoolo/rizon flagellant

[20:31:07] Mikoolo/rizon Flagellants are practitioners of a form of mortification of the flesh by whipping their skin with various instruments of penance.[1] Many Christian confraternities of penitents have flagellants, who beat themselves, both in the privacy of their dwellings and in public processions, to repent of sins and share in the Passion of Jesus.[1]

[20:31:11] Mikoolo/rizon First part of the wiki article

[20:31:34] Mikoolo/rizon It's palms, h4.

[20:31:37] Mikoolo/rizon Not between the fingers.

[20:31:44] Mikoolo/rizon He's going to masturbate, Kumool.

[20:32:14] Mikoolo/rizon palms

[20:33:33] Mikoolo/rizon I am planning to get a tattoo like that.

[20:33:52] Mikoolo/rizon Hillaryous

[20:34:20] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool, Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas.

[20:35:04] Mikoolo/rizon I used to be addicted to soap, Kumool.

[20:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon But I am clean now.

[20:35:45] Mikoolo/rizon hf gl

[20:35:59] Mikoolo/rizon Aim properly so you don't get hit in the eye.

[20:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon .u myopia

[20:36:48] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[20:36:53] Mikoolo/rizon Near sightendess.

[20:36:57] Mikoolo/rizon sightedness*

[20:37:13] Mikoolo/rizon My left eye is near sighted, Kumool.

[20:37:54] Mikoolo/rizon My right eye used to be near sighted. Now it's just a council worker.

[20:39:32] Mikoolo/rizon Here Kumool https://i.imgur.com/87Ffh5O.jpg

[20:39:39] Mikoolo/rizon This will explain what a council worker do.

[20:41:26] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool https://i.redd.it/an5eyd6c6l851.jpg Top american council worker, bottom australian council worker.

[20:42:22] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:42:25] Mikoolo/rizon Council worker.

[20:42:32] Mikoolo/rizon Municipaly worker.

[20:42:40] Mikoolo/rizon Local council.

[20:43:11] Mikoolo/rizon It might have a different name in puerto rico/USA.

[20:43:34] Mikoolo/rizon But it's the workplace thats stereotypically seen as the laziest.

[20:43:42] Mikoolo/rizon no

[20:45:08] Mikoolo/rizon Also amazing how other people can make both your mind and body sick.

[20:45:34] Mikoolo/rizon Here Kumool https://youtu.be/O9YFD0ri1xU

[20:47:31] Mikoolo/rizon HEY

[20:47:35] Mikoolo/rizon YOU'RE TAKING MY SPOT

[20:47:51] Mikoolo/rizon I'M THE BLIND DIVERSITY HIRE HERE h4!

[20:48:22] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking german immigrants. Coming here stealing my job.

[20:49:14] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[20:49:27] Mikoolo/rizon I'm gonna apply for art school now, h4.

[20:49:44] Mikoolo/rizon And I'm going to move to germany if I ain't accepted into it.

[20:50:13] Mikoolo/rizon No \g. Not all of them.

[20:51:21] Mikoolo/rizon Should I remove Ahsoka from ignore so I can see her crying blood?

[20:52:11] Mikoolo/rizon .t wieso schreibst du Fenster eigentlich wie so ein 12-jähriger Gangsta?

[20:52:35] Mikoolo/rizon Fenster = window

[20:52:42] Mikoolo/rizon Fönster in swedish

[20:52:44] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en fönster

[20:52:56] Mikoolo/rizon Our window got umlauts.

[20:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon lol no

[20:53:10] Mikoolo/rizon Same origin, \g.

[20:53:23] Mikoolo/rizon English, swedish and german are all three germanic languages, \g.

[20:53:45] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:54:07] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[20:54:14] Mikoolo/rizon Butter goose*

[20:55:33] Mikoolo/rizon Ballmer was cool on stage tbh.

[20:55:46] Mikoolo/rizon developers

[20:55:48] Mikoolo/rizon developers

[20:55:49] Mikoolo/rizon developers

[20:55:50] Mikoolo/rizon developers

[20:55:51] Mikoolo/rizon developers

[20:55:57] Mikoolo/rizon s/company/cocaine

[20:56:50] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/k5bbAW27LWQ

[20:57:35] Mikoolo/rizon He's on coke, h4.

[20:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon Ballmer loves coke.

[20:58:38] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[20:59:04] Mikoolo/rizon The windows nokia phones had excellent cameras for their time.

[20:59:43] Mikoolo/rizon One too many.

[21:00:15] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/egpzUIYFGW8

[21:00:55] Mikoolo/rizon Yah

[21:01:23] Mikoolo/rizon yes

[21:01:44] Mikoolo/rizon PIP = Penis in Penis

[21:02:29] Mikoolo/rizon Here h4, may I tempt you to a new drug? https://i.imgur.com/2z1DgHf.gif

[21:03:19] Mikoolo/rizon DEVELOPERS?

[21:03:21] Mikoolo/rizon DEVELOPERS?

[21:03:23] Mikoolo/rizon DEVELOPERS?

[21:04:36] Mikoolo/rizon wof Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!

[21:04:41] Mikoolo/rizon There I wrote a one liner now.

[21:05:47] Mikoolo/rizon You're king of two things right now. Jack and shit and Jack left town.

[21:05:52] Mikoolo/rizon There I wrote another one, wof.

[21:06:48] Mikoolo/rizon Oh I remember that one wrong

[21:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon It was, You ain't leading but two things right now.

[21:07:06] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/yJk9wzNz6fU

[21:07:58] Mikoolo/rizon Know what makes me both sad and happy? ComputerTech hasn't seen Army of Darkness.

[21:08:19] Mikoolo/rizon Sad that he hasn't. Happy that he can see that movie for the first time.

[21:08:41] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[21:08:57] Mikoolo/rizon Also let him feel and hear your guns at a distance while at it, End3r.

[21:10:23] Mikoolo/rizon Might be that he's minucious in real life too.

[21:10:49] Mikoolo/rizon Fish sticks and mash, End3r.

[21:10:54] Mikoolo/rizon Real mash.

[21:11:50] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/2WP6IEXzOjA

[21:32:34] Mikoolo/rizon Porn, Frogorg.

[21:33:06] Mikoolo/rizon DEVELOPERS!

[21:33:15] Mikoolo/rizon DEVELOPERS!

[21:33:27] Mikoolo/rizon DEVELOPERS!

[21:33:40] Mikoolo/rizon \g did you see the 1911 video?

[21:33:47] Mikoolo/rizon s/company/cocaine

[21:37:52] Mikoolo/rizon Will you take responsibility for the laptop taking damage, mr8?

[21:38:09] Mikoolo/rizon For telling h4 to frisby it without teaching him to fristby it without damaging it.

[21:38:16] Mikoolo/rizon frisby*

[21:39:11] Mikoolo/rizon mr8 does my feet count?

[21:39:55] Mikoolo/rizon Does my feet count?

[21:40:30] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech spam

[21:40:58] Mikoolo/rizon Do you enjoy having ComputerTech spam your nick, herald?

[21:41:17] Mikoolo/rizon .k ComputerTech

[21:41:45] Mikoolo/rizon \g it's probably M4ng3r5

[21:43:34] Mikoolo/rizon He's inviting us to his mum!

[21:44:28] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[21:44:34] Mikoolo/rizon He's sweating potato starch.

[21:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon A southern irish cider, \g.

[21:44:52] Mikoolo/rizon You might find it labeled as Bulmers over there, \g.

[21:44:54] Mikoolo/rizon Apple

[21:45:23] Mikoolo/rizon Cider is fermented apples something.

[21:45:44] Mikoolo/rizon hops

[21:45:55] Mikoolo/rizon BEER!

[21:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon Why does it suck, \g?

[21:46:27] Mikoolo/rizon Beer that is.

[21:46:45] Mikoolo/rizon You've only had shitty american beer.

[21:47:04] Mikoolo/rizon And thats all the beer you've had in your life.

[21:47:15] Mikoolo/rizon Heineken doesn't count, \g.

[21:47:36] Mikoolo/rizon Name a non american beer you've had \g?

[21:47:41] Mikoolo/rizon ANd corona doesnt' count either.

[21:48:10] Mikoolo/rizon Modelo is mexican.

[21:48:12] Mikoolo/rizon It doesn't count.

[21:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon You drink this one at room temperature.

[21:48:50] Mikoolo/rizon Same with guinness.

[21:48:56] Mikoolo/rizon Cold guinness is a sin.

[21:49:30] Mikoolo/rizon Drinking cold guinness or other dark beers is like drinking room temp coffee.

[21:50:22] Mikoolo/rizon A single malt whisky.

[21:50:31] Mikoolo/rizon Average smokeyness.

[21:52:19] Mikoolo/rizon This one is smokey.

[21:52:24] Mikoolo/rizon 108proof

[21:54:11] Mikoolo/rizon I can help you clean it up, Frogorg.

[21:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok.

[21:54:26] Mikoolo/rizon I got petrol.

[21:54:42] Mikoolo/rizon OOOOPS! OH MY!

[21:55:09] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech's ass is back.

[21:56:00] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[21:56:01] Mikoolo/rizon bed

[21:56:14] Mikoolo/rizon Nite herr Frogorg.

[22:00:28] Mikoolo/rizon You get it back after having 10 meals at Hesburger and 10 at Kotipizza.

[22:01:08] Mikoolo/rizon Or 20 makkaraperunat.

[22:01:18] Mikoolo/rizon From your favourite place.

[22:01:32] Mikoolo/rizon Anyway nite now.

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