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[00:19:23] Syndus/rizon Hey

[00:19:39] Syndus/rizon Nm, slept all day n night, sup?

[00:20:14] Syndus/rizon Got a date tomorrow

[00:21:16] Syndus/rizon That was taken out the trash and walking past the rolled tables at the end of the night.

[00:22:05] Syndus/rizon And when it came back in, I said to the guy playing. Excuse me, I couldn't help but here you say that you're 41 I find it hard to believe that I'm older than you and that basically lead to him saying oh, you just came over here to hunt humble brag In front of these nice women and I said yes you caught me. I couldn't think of an excuse to come over and introduce myself. Especially to the rea

[00:22:05] Syndus/rizon dustin I'll be in the kitchen nice to meet you

[00:22:45] Syndus/rizon So anyways, I closed up and got her name n number

[00:23:09] Syndus/rizon You keep using that word I don't think you know what it means

[00:24:02] Syndus/rizon Kowal: I will hello my name is idigo Montoya

[00:24:05] Syndus/rizon Your ass

[00:24:16] Syndus/rizon :p

[00:24:25] Syndus/rizon I got that shit on the coffee mug dude

[00:24:39] Syndus/rizon You know back when think geek cool stuff

[00:24:50] Syndus/rizon I'm back on I used to design shit for woot

[00:25:27] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:25:37] Syndus/rizon Kowal: I just realized something

[00:25:55] Syndus/rizon You called my funny like I meant. It didn't call me crazy like the rest of these assholes

[00:25:59] Syndus/rizon I think we'll get along fine

[00:26:21] Syndus/rizon Tj is the shit

[00:26:41] Syndus/rizon You can get whatever you want mexico it's the american way

[00:26:46] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:27:23] Syndus/rizon Last time I was in TJI got in about Alexa pulled pork sandwiches, hustlers, Palo rockets, M 80s, and a lucid wax sealed bottle of real absinthe.

[00:27:40] Syndus/rizon Got antibiotics *

[00:27:49] Syndus/rizon Mhmm

[00:27:58] Syndus/rizon We tape him together and light them and throw them at the water to kill the catfish.

[00:28:07] Syndus/rizon And then we'd eat them

[00:28:36] Syndus/rizon I never really wanted a much detail about growing up as a yo, Billy redneck.

[00:28:43] Syndus/rizon But just now that it's there

[00:28:49] Syndus/rizon It's hard to stuff it down anymore

[00:28:55] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:29:02] Syndus/rizon Get me out of your mouth

[00:29:06] Syndus/rizon What did I tell you

[00:29:15] Syndus/rizon I'll think of something really nasty before you bite down so I taste like shit

[00:29:21] Syndus/rizon Oh

[00:29:30] Syndus/rizon Hey speaking of me

[00:29:33] Syndus/rizon Meat

[00:29:43] Syndus/rizon Kate did I tell you i'm finally down to my ideal weight?

[00:30:27] Syndus/rizon And now I can start Strength training now that they readjust the screws in my bones.

[00:31:01] Syndus/rizon They were thinking about just taking them out

[00:31:19] Syndus/rizon Hey fool

[00:31:35] Syndus/rizon Nm, just talking

[00:32:51] Syndus/rizon 5:23 PM <+ [itchyjunk]> relatable! welcome to depression! --> not lately, fr, I've been heading in the right direction with that lately. My body just hurt from working so much.

[00:33:09] Syndus/rizon End3r: I got this shit from the dispensary the other night

[00:33:14] Syndus/rizon What's the about trying it out

[00:34:09] Syndus/rizon So, yeah, anyways back to the sleeping all day, thing and depression.. I know a lot of you are in here. Like to joker around and call me nuts. So here's your news flash, not nuts. I'm just sad and I have been making progress on that.

[00:34:31] Syndus/rizon Frosted motorbreath

[00:34:35] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:34:54] Syndus/rizon If tony the tiger had tits you'd be motor boating him

[00:35:01] Syndus/rizon I got some stuff called the hulk ponders

[00:35:10] Syndus/rizon 70^%

[00:35:26] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:36:07] Syndus/rizon Take it

[00:36:12] Syndus/rizon You take it

[00:36:14] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:36:24] Syndus/rizon Gah

[00:36:32] Syndus/rizon Mien titty

[00:37:01] Syndus/rizon Some c*** I work with the other night. Start a plain a song about a bunch of brothers rap about areolas

[00:37:11] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:37:17] Syndus/rizon Areoooolaas

[00:37:24] Syndus/rizon I was like wtf dude

[00:37:29] Syndus/rizon :o

[00:37:48] Syndus/rizon Foxy

[00:38:43] Syndus/rizon Dance

[00:38:55] Syndus/rizon Kitty!

[00:39:12] Syndus/rizon I've seen that lul

[00:39:43] Syndus/rizon Look up the clownpenis.fart sketch they did dude

[00:39:48] Syndus/rizon It's about domain names

[00:40:31] Syndus/rizon Boobycats

[00:40:46] Syndus/rizon End3r: Which one of us is aging like milk

[00:41:02] Syndus/rizon I haven't seen you since at 1 video you posted of your dad wasted hitting a proto pype.

[00:41:15] Syndus/rizon That was back in like two thousand and eleven

[00:41:32] Syndus/rizon See I told you I remember shit dude

[00:42:24] Syndus/rizon It's in my favs

[01:11:20] Syndus/rizon Sexy snake n titty dance?

[01:11:32] Syndus/rizon Yp

[01:11:35] Syndus/rizon Yo

[01:29:15] Syndus/rizon Mmm

[01:29:31] Syndus/rizon Thats a trifling swear

[01:30:25] Syndus/rizon Lol that guy is my coisin

[01:30:36] Syndus/rizon Cousin *

[01:51:39] Syndus/rizon Evil is afoot!

[02:03:59] Syndus/rizon End3r: I need your help. I'm trying to capture the raw sexual energy of Betty White into a punk sound. Want to be in my band?

[02:04:23] Syndus/rizon Betty white tit fuck

[02:05:57] Syndus/rizon We're gonna be big, bro

[02:07:05] Syndus/rizon No

[02:07:51] Syndus/rizon Tonight I'm watching akira and big trouble in lil china

[02:13:50] Syndus/rizon You're a hooker

[02:26:35] Syndus/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/GuysBeingDudes/s/bl9r3HWAjz

[02:32:28] Syndus/rizon Serion: here, smoke this

[02:38:46] Syndus/rizon albino harbor seal https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lbrv6BGD/1000002065.jpg

[02:46:17] Syndus/rizon Did you guys know that things are made of stuff?

[02:46:40] Syndus/rizon Fr

[02:46:46] Syndus/rizon Wake up zack

[02:46:50] Syndus/rizon Wake up

[02:46:53] Syndus/rizon Lol

[02:47:02] Syndus/rizon Stfu Peorth

[02:47:09] Syndus/rizon Eat your noodles

[02:47:32] Syndus/rizon Abuse

[02:47:40] Syndus/rizon Inherent in the system!

[02:47:48] Syndus/rizon Justice!

[02:48:38] Syndus/rizon Bring out your dead

[02:48:55] Syndus/rizon Hm?

[02:49:09] Syndus/rizon The whole thing was...

[02:55:40] Syndus/rizon Peorth, you still play elder scrolls at all?

[02:55:54] Syndus/rizon Any?

[02:56:26] Syndus/rizon Ah nvm was going to talk about builds

[02:56:41] Syndus/rizon Load lists etc

[02:57:23] Syndus/rizon You know, I've been playing the console port of stellaris

[02:57:33] Syndus/rizon And for some reason, I cannot figure out why I can't earn achievements in a game.

[02:57:59] Syndus/rizon Captain caveman

[03:01:04] Syndus/rizon I'm actually working on getting kind of a top Hawk and eventually braiding it.

[03:01:40] Syndus/rizon Hard to explain

[03:27:26] Syndus/rizon I hate it when people refer to eating ass as chewing gum

[03:28:39] Syndus/rizon I'm bored

[03:28:45] Syndus/rizon One of you fight me

[03:29:09] Syndus/rizon Wait wait lol I just remembered something

[03:29:13] Syndus/rizon Brb

[03:29:47] Syndus/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA6CYxvRm34

[03:29:52] Syndus/rizon ^

[03:30:19] Syndus/rizon You in the back, let's go!.....ohshi....nvm no not you

[03:30:41] Syndus/rizon I remember renting that

[03:31:08] Syndus/rizon that's one of the few movies that survived all the moves.

[03:31:15] Syndus/rizon Still has all the blockbuster coupons

[03:51:23] Syndus/rizon Gah

[03:51:31] Syndus/rizon My nose

[03:51:59] Syndus/rizon Lol

[03:52:12] Syndus/rizon Noooo

[03:52:16] Syndus/rizon You!

[03:52:21] Syndus/rizon Staaaaaay

[03:52:30] Syndus/rizon Don't leave us!

[03:52:40] Syndus/rizon I'm high as fuck

[03:52:59] Syndus/rizon Ohnoes I would have played

[03:53:26] Syndus/rizon Um my normal pain kids atm but I snorted them for the first time in like 10 years

[03:53:40] Syndus/rizon And I'm smoking premo

[03:54:11] Syndus/rizon Green n white

[03:54:49] Syndus/rizon Good premo is good kb with coke water or just sprinkled in with nugs

[03:55:27] Syndus/rizon That's why this stuff is called the pondering hulk lol

[03:55:58] Syndus/rizon George w bush prob smoked this shit

[03:56:10] Syndus/rizon XD

[03:56:22] Syndus/rizon It would explain why he had the vocabulary in personality of a choke started motorcycle

[03:56:42] Syndus/rizon Yeah I got you

[03:57:02] Syndus/rizon OA by the way, I don't want you guys sneaking them. Some kind of f****** drug nut taken shit up my nose.

[03:57:09] Syndus/rizon Sorry voice to text

[03:57:24] Syndus/rizon I just put prescription medication that's given to me. I knows for the first time and a decade. Yes is prescribed to me

[03:57:40] Syndus/rizon I miss the blackberry diesel

[03:57:56] Syndus/rizon I showed app to work one time, and these guys had a whole trunk full of the s*** and Parliament style pre roles that they paid for food in trade.

[03:58:42] Syndus/rizon I don't know I just called it yayo back in the day ysalamiri, I never really got too into it because I can hang.

[03:59:21] Syndus/rizon Dude, in the 90s and early 2000s, the Plague of the walking zombies hadn't started yet

[03:59:26] Syndus/rizon So the worst we got was baking soda and sweetener

[03:59:53] Syndus/rizon I fell into a tweaker crowd for a minute but I got out of it when I went to college.

[04:00:06] Syndus/rizon ^

[04:00:17] Syndus/rizon I'm glad I came back to smoke and weed and quitting drinking after all these years.

[04:00:35] Syndus/rizon Did you know they have d m t carts now

[04:00:41] Syndus/rizon My buddy at work told me that yesterday

[04:00:48] Syndus/rizon I'm thinking about trying on

[04:00:50] Syndus/rizon One

[04:01:08] Syndus/rizon Last time I dropped tabs. I was by myself.

[04:01:15] Syndus/rizon I even talk to my mom and personal while I was tripping.

[04:02:14] Syndus/rizon To reassure her that my mind is strong and that I'm OK.

[04:02:25] Syndus/rizon Lol

[04:02:36] Syndus/rizon You know that one, ghosts music video?

[04:02:45] Syndus/rizon By gunship

[04:02:57] Syndus/rizon Look up oh actually hold on

[04:03:04] Syndus/rizon .yt ghost gunship

[04:03:11] Syndus/rizon Watch that dude^

[04:03:47] Syndus/rizon Imagine being on 200 ug watching that on a 4k

[04:03:55] Syndus/rizon Kk

[04:04:17] Syndus/rizon I'm a musician that never learned how to read sheet music

[04:04:36] Syndus/rizon Also I don't care if you call me Autistic all count your toothpicks all night and day

[04:04:46] Syndus/rizon I'll lol

[04:05:07] Syndus/rizon Come eat some of the leftovers in my fridge

[04:05:24] Syndus/rizon I don't know how many God damn pounds of meat I have in the deep freeze

[04:05:41] Syndus/rizon Lol

[04:05:47] Syndus/rizon Here around this time dude oh I gotta do is put it on my porch

[04:06:26] Syndus/rizon I've even gone as far to warm and filter snow four drinking water before.

[04:06:34] Syndus/rizon Actually I made lasagna three days ago

[04:06:37] Syndus/rizon Yes

[04:06:45] Syndus/rizon Get over here garfield

[04:07:02] Syndus/rizon Who doesn't

[04:07:19] Syndus/rizon All of garden isn't Italian?

[04:07:25] Syndus/rizon Wasn't supposed to be a question sorry

[04:07:49] Syndus/rizon Did did you Find garfield minus garfield?

[04:07:58] Syndus/rizon 20+

[04:08:25] Syndus/rizon The one I like has Silent Hill music 2 to it.

[04:10:52] Syndus/rizon Mine were from the piccadilli circus and venice

[04:11:12] Syndus/rizon I'm not joking lol

[04:11:24] Syndus/rizon Now take that and introduce southern people and moonshine

[04:11:48] Syndus/rizon Not proud of the rednecks in my family tree.

[04:12:02] Syndus/rizon I grew up like a farm boy man

[04:12:22] Syndus/rizon Believe me I got out as soon as I could

[04:12:37] Syndus/rizon Republican red states to kind of piss me off

[04:12:41] Syndus/rizon Do

[04:13:08] Syndus/rizon Understand I'm just saying the education the literacy. The ignorance money going to the wrong places. It really shows in this place.

[04:13:31] Syndus/rizon I don't really feel like debating anything at the moment

[04:13:39] Syndus/rizon Just wished. I lived in a place that was as casual as Californian but not as pricey as Finland.

[04:13:51] Syndus/rizon Kwim?

[04:14:01] Syndus/rizon I think the last time I check we were thirty third in the world

[04:14:10] Syndus/rizon That was fucking pathetic

[04:14:22] Syndus/rizon Norman rockwell is bleeding

[04:14:32] Syndus/rizon Yeah but timothy larry was a fucking idiot

[04:14:47] Syndus/rizon What like david bowie

[04:14:55] Syndus/rizon I like bullet

[04:14:57] Syndus/rizon Bowie

[04:15:08] Syndus/rizon Daddy was man but at least he was true

[04:15:30] Syndus/rizon Yeah no

[04:15:38] Syndus/rizon still alive in my head

[04:15:44] Syndus/rizon ^_^

[04:16:10] Syndus/rizon Weve over this if you want my romantic friendship, you have to pay me.

[04:16:23] Syndus/rizon Because i'm just a giggalo

[04:16:52] Syndus/rizon No

[04:16:56] Syndus/rizon Dork

[04:17:29] Syndus/rizon Corneo?

[04:17:41] Syndus/rizon You dig that shit? You nasty.

[04:17:54] Syndus/rizon Lol

[04:18:01] Syndus/rizon Brb

[04:52:04] Syndus/rizon Big talk for a moogle that can't even deliver mail on his own

[04:52:49] Syndus/rizon Lol

[04:53:07] Syndus/rizon Have a nut

[04:54:10] Syndus/rizon Time to fight the Veggie

[04:56:00] Syndus/rizon I have the god damn crystal tattooed on my shoulder

[04:56:42] Syndus/rizon I wanna get a little vivi

[04:56:59] Syndus/rizon 9

[04:57:26] Syndus/rizon I might

[04:57:48] Syndus/rizon VV came out way before yoda baby.

[04:58:45] Syndus/rizon Barbados Slim!

[04:59:43] Syndus/rizon I've got a griever tattoo from as well

[04:59:48] Syndus/rizon 8*

[05:00:10] Syndus/rizon Just the one I drew though

[05:00:35] Syndus/rizon Lionheart, y not

[05:00:52] Syndus/rizon Idc

[05:01:08] Syndus/rizon He's literally named after a foreboding storm cloud

[05:01:18] Syndus/rizon For f*** sake is a bad a** dumb as people. Not knowing darth vader is luke's father when it's literally german for the father

[05:01:36] Syndus/rizon Lol

[05:02:57] Syndus/rizon Lies

[05:03:01] Syndus/rizon He still the same age

[05:03:13] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wN9lUuRI/1000002032.jpg

[05:03:47] Syndus/rizon I run by really fast

[05:04:12] Syndus/rizon I only use net scape on my iMac.

[05:05:05] Syndus/rizon .askjeeves geocities_xatm_092

[05:05:07] Syndus/rizon Lol

[05:06:05] Syndus/rizon Xp

[05:08:19] Syndus/rizon my balls smell

[05:08:29] Syndus/rizon Balls

[05:08:42] Syndus/rizon Moist smegma

[05:16:23] Syndus/rizon Thank leeroy Jenkins

[05:17:18] Syndus/rizon Lol

[05:18:19] Syndus/rizon I'm keeping my mouth shut

[05:22:47] Syndus/rizon ysalamiri: have you ever had alligator?

[05:23:05] Syndus/rizon I'm not

[05:23:28] Syndus/rizon I'm playing a game atm

[05:24:34] Syndus/rizon Ok, how about a mega muffaletta sammich?

[05:25:14] Syndus/rizon I make mine with corn beef

[05:30:30] Syndus/rizon 12

[05:30:42] Syndus/rizon I'm not

[05:30:50] Syndus/rizon 12 was the last one I liked

[05:31:15] Syndus/rizon Grandia

[05:31:29] Syndus/rizon The Saturn one

[05:32:35] Syndus/rizon You're a role playing ga

[05:33:31] Syndus/rizon Because they want to finger your butt

[05:33:40] Syndus/rizon While they sing here comes the fuzz

[05:34:42] Syndus/rizon 3 is great

[05:34:47] Syndus/rizon Star 9cean

[05:34:52] Syndus/rizon 2nd

[05:35:06] Syndus/rizon Um, front mission 3

[05:35:40] Syndus/rizon .$what is an Irish story?

[05:35:46] Syndus/rizon Oops

[05:36:08] Syndus/rizon Stories that being nothing and go nowhere and are often depressing

[05:36:28] Syndus/rizon Lunar silver star

[05:36:41] Syndus/rizon Alundra

[05:37:05] Syndus/rizon Ok.....

[05:37:12] Syndus/rizon You're still gonna shit your pants when you die

[05:37:17] Syndus/rizon And i'm gonna laugh

[05:38:11] Syndus/rizon Np

[05:38:19] Syndus/rizon Ffta

[05:38:41] Syndus/rizon No

[05:39:06] Syndus/rizon One time my dad took me out. Fishing in a planeful flew overhead. And I saw an octopus and my dad grounded me. Because I p***** my pants before we got to shore.

[05:39:11] Syndus/rizon That's an irish story

[05:39:58] Syndus/rizon Talking about the one time you ate an onion the bog and How to change your life if people just one with the bog?

[05:40:10] Syndus/rizon Goddamn hobbits

[05:40:48] Syndus/rizon It was just voice to text. I gotta controler in my hands.

[05:41:40] Syndus/rizon I thought it was duck tape and hope.

[05:41:54] Syndus/rizon I only play dume on my smart fridge

[05:42:01] Syndus/rizon Doom

[05:44:59] Syndus/rizon You should've seen my grandparents coffee table in the early 2000s.

[05:48:32] Syndus/rizon .yt fat boy slim

[05:52:14] Syndus/rizon Ey

[05:52:15] Syndus/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/s/I9uRDE9r1E

[05:54:50] Syndus/rizon Hey Kumool imagine if all of ff7 looked like this: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/oneyplays/images/e/eb/Slightly_Artistic_-_Aerith_-_Chris.png/revision/latest?cb=20210626023539

[05:55:02] Syndus/rizon Mornin

[05:57:25] Syndus/rizon I'm imagining cloud n Jessie as autistic. Swedish sausage mascots trying to race away in the tunnel on a tiny little bike.

[05:57:36] Syndus/rizon XD

[05:58:06] Syndus/rizon With this dumbfounded expression and bicycle helmets

[05:58:15] Syndus/rizon While intense music plays

[05:59:36] Syndus/rizon Speaking of autistic sausage mascots

[06:40:10] Syndus/rizon Slim

[06:40:15] Syndus/rizon What time zone are you in

[06:46:53] Syndus/rizon Sounds musky

[06:47:19] Syndus/rizon ...

[06:47:37] Syndus/rizon You dork

[06:49:40] Syndus/rizon slim https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/bsZdwwVG/1000002054.jpg

[06:50:37] Syndus/rizon Chickachicka

[06:53:43] Syndus/rizon I'd like to thank lord 🙏 🙌 and savior Satan

[06:53:53] Syndus/rizon For everything

[06:54:35] Syndus/rizon '^_^'

[07:01:56] Syndus/rizon The first of the fallen, the spoiler of virgins, the master of abortions...

[07:02:16] Syndus/rizon LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF YOUR CHAIR GRANDMA!

[07:06:43] Syndus/rizon All you really need in life is titties and carrot cake

[07:07:49] Syndus/rizon Foxy, have you ever seen live performance art where they paint with music?

[07:08:15] Syndus/rizon What comes out on the canvas is expressive to the tone

[07:08:33] Syndus/rizon Check it out sometime

[07:09:30] Syndus/rizon It's like watching someone can doctor orchestra with pastills.

[07:09:43] Syndus/rizon Conduct an orchestra with pastels

[07:09:48] Syndus/rizon *

[07:13:01] Syndus/rizon Blutwo mam group

[07:13:07] Syndus/rizon Man*

[07:21:57] Syndus/rizon A hyper realistic double polarized image of dickbutt, 500ft tall and and holographic

[07:22:19] Syndus/rizon The majesty will be known for ages to come

[07:26:42] Syndus/rizon Uh oh

[07:26:49] Syndus/rizon Spirit bomb time

[08:01:40] Syndus/rizon Wonder showzen

[12:30:36] Syndus/rizon Yawn

[12:31:03] Syndus/rizon Waking up early to go to bed at a decent time

[12:32:56] Syndus/rizon SLIM, COFFEE

[12:33:23] Syndus/rizon Jk, I got my morning puke shake

[12:35:03] Syndus/rizon Murnin

[12:35:07] Syndus/rizon !bang

[12:35:21] Syndus/rizon !reload

[12:35:27] Syndus/rizon !bang

[12:39:11] Syndus/rizon Ask dad

[13:15:21] Syndus/rizon https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutfucks/s/wEL13BKUzh

[13:15:53] Syndus/rizon Lol

[13:16:19] Syndus/rizon Anyone ever played space station 13?

[13:16:52] Syndus/rizon Nvm, engineer talk reminded me of it

[13:17:26] Syndus/rizon I like the term sound of generic. Because in my head, you're just untangling Christmas lights made of noise.

[13:17:35] Syndus/rizon Sound engineer**

[13:18:28] Syndus/rizon Make the lockbox an re4 electronic lock, End3r

[13:20:24] Syndus/rizon I would totally turn my bathroom into a Resident Evil puzzle.

[13:20:55] Syndus/rizon Except all, it does as lower a big dildo from the ceiling.

[13:21:14] Syndus/rizon I haven't had taco bell since the dark knight movie came out

[13:21:42] Syndus/rizon I don't eat fast food, I already have diarrhea on my own

[13:21:47] Syndus/rizon Lol

[13:23:05] Syndus/rizon Dude, I was cleaning a pipe earlier, and pulled out a gob of resin like it was a feltgoodcomingout bit, the size of a quarter

[13:23:37] Syndus/rizon I'm about to go warm it up and roll it in buds

[13:25:58] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/OpE0kPvX/irccloudcapture8783946505450917192.jpg

[14:05:53] Syndus/rizon Like Samuel Jackson before me. I don't need a specific month. To f*** your mom, just know that it's gonna happen.

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