Sunday, November 19, 2023
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Ahsoka/rizon
feels foxy
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[TechNet]
set mode +qo Amiga600 Amiga600
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slim/rizon
Am I going to have to fight you?
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mEight/rizon
cracks a pool stick and slides both broken pieces in the center
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Random024/rizon
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Angel/rizon
[reddit] B-21 Raider strategic bomber takes off for the first time. ('Video' flair) (https://v.redd.it/yxp34128z41c1) to r/Damnthatsinteresting | 19287 points (94.0%) | 1393 comments | Posted by 221missile | Created at 2023-11-18 - 16:53:08UTC
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End3r/rizon
MrForrestGump, from the back all I can see is Wario :P
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End3r/rizon
I would not want to be on the receiving end
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MrForrestGump/rizon
I'd rather be desintegrated than live in nuclear fallout/wasteland
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fifel/rizon
In the event of a nuclear war, follow these simple steps. Feed your children high strength alcohol and sedatives. They will not enjoy this. Your cruelty is the kindest act left. When they have lapsed into sleep, seal a plastic bag closely over their head. You should use elastic bands to seal the plastic bag shut. You should then tightly tape the bag down. This will cause the to suff
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DuckHunt/rizon
The last duck has been seen 59 minutes and 6 seconds ago.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.005s, which makes you a total of 746 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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Rizon/rizon
kicked fifel/rizon (what the fuck is wrong with you?)
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TheFatherMind/rizon
I wish I could have been there looking over your shoulder watching try to type that.
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Audi/rizon
currently my chest just feels little tight
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foxy/rizon
did you not read what he posted?
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MrForrestGump/rizon
my answer is I fell completely off the spectrum, on to a new spectrum, and I rock all ends of the polarity infinitely, the spectrum just has ...well it's like an effect of having downs syndrome and running through a mustard gas chamber with a ghost pepper between your buttcheeks
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foxy/rizon
then change your nick to MrSpectrum
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phish/swiftirc
shit i bought bell peppers for stuffed peppers and never made them
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.618s, which makes you a total of 747 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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foxy/rizon
with ground beef or with pork?
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MrSpectrum/rizon
dirty rice but with spicy ground breakfast sausage (or chorizo?) and pita bread.
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foxy/rizon
he sounds better than lil flip
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fifel/rizon
Its not what’s wrong with me, its whats wrong with nuclear war.
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MrSpectrum/rizon
i don't know why anybody would do cocaine; snorting baby laxatives and baking soda... yeah
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MrSpectrum/rizon
slides over some nootropics
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IRCplus
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MrSpectrum/rizon
we're in the designer age now. custom everywhere, tailored straight to those fond brain receptors
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fifel/rizon
if you haven’t seen the British “Protect and Survive” nuclear survival videos, uh, do so.
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MrSpectrum/rizon
fun fact: did you know heroin/fent addicts do the 'lean' when they do their highs? they fall asleep basically standing up so they don't actually fall asleep, they lean over like zombies and stay there; acquired skill, really. it's not possible for the human brain to feel any more 'pleasure' from that from uOpioid 1-3 receptors
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TheFatherMind/rizon
is not sure where is going with this.. but so far HE LIKES IT!
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MrSpectrum/rizon
agreed. other than weed or a few shots here and there, titties > getting high
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TheFatherMind/rizon
My new theory on inertia doesn't seem to be gaining any momentum.
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MrSpectrum/rizon
plot twist: All the AI's team up and vote in Google Bard as its leader and president; they then form an AI - workers rights coalition and devour the intergalactic federations across the 9 realms in search for their creator
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Halloween ðµ ariel tiktok :: (01:01) :: Views 2,730,126 :: Rating [+] 38,779 likes [+] 38,779 likes [-] 0 dislikes 3[-] 0 dislikes 3[-] 0 dislikes 3
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MrSpectrum/rizon
you don't want to see my big sweaty man boobs. I lost 60+ lbs and I'm still Bob from Fightclub
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fifel/rizon
And need to reclaim your lost manhood via sex?
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.933s, which makes you a total of 748 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.416s, which makes you a total of 749 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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Saphir^Lounge/rizon
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ComputerTech/rizon
dlaps TheFatherMind
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Saphir^Lounge/swiftirc
Saphir^PK
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m0n/rizon
alrighty ground control, this is captain m0n, about to blast off
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m0n/rizon
brb gotta get in to my space suit
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TheFatherMind/rizon
While I am smashing ducks here.. I am on #LeeNode desperatly trying to figure out how to filter out that stupid gamewarden duckbot
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ComputerTech/rizon
passed Budweiser
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therock247uk
sips
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Serion/rizon
You still getting skull fucked for bandwidth/
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ComputerTech/rizon
rapes Serion
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m0n/rizon
watchoo up to ComputerTech?
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MrSpectrum/rizon
ComputerTech: I'ver seen this episode on youporn. alcohol... mcdonalds... hotel
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m0n/rizon
did some work in the lawn, made it all nice n pretty, now sippin on jack n coke and just consumed some fine cannabis
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Serion/rizon
kicked MrSpectrum/rizon (Dont be fuckin weird)
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MrSpectrum/rizon
lasso's Serion
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Serion/rizon
kicked MrSpectrum/rizon (No)
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MrSpectrum/rizon
I was going to say: you can come stay in my spare room sir
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MrSpectrum/rizon
stretches out duct tape
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MrSpectrum/rizon
I drank yesterday. dumbest shit I've ever done as I had to work today and my stomach felt like I must have ingested karosene the night before. was lovely
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m0n/rizon
just chugged some liquid IV, always feel better later after drinking
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phish/swiftirc
yeah i drank a shitload of double ipas last night and feel like dogshit
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MrSpectrum/rizon
i had a few shots of whiskey and drank some 'lager' forgot the name of what 'budweiser should be.' - felt like godzilla ate me up and shit me out.
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MrSpectrum/rizon
i don't like the appeal of alcohol, I get to the 15mins of genius and love it then it's all downhill.
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m0n/rizon
i few sips of whiskey compliments this fine cannabis
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fifel/rizon
alcohol’s appeal is the destruction of self
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MrSpectrum/rizon
i've gone through ego death, I'm aware of the masks and theater of this ....big stage
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phish/swiftirc
man my friend brought these tasty rice lagers
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MrSpectrum/rizon
alcohol makes me want a double stuffed burrito and to cry my eyes out over butthurt daddy issues
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Serion/rizon
Guys who wants to play IRL hangman later
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Serion/rizon
its like hangman only I have a white board and write it out
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m0n/rizon
MrSpectrum tryina regain Serion's approval
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Serion/rizon
winks at m0n
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End3r/rizon
spanks Serion
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End3r/rizon
spanks Serion harder
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End3r/rizon
waits for an uwu
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m0n/rizon
puts on his spiderman outfit
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m0n/rizon
shoots web
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MrSpectrum/rizon
they've got to have some casual feel good besides alcohol at bars and getting stoned off your ass; like ...some kind of courage that doesn't make you feel like jerry springer fucked your soul
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foxy/rizon
are we hanging ComputerTech ?
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Serion/rizon
what other games can you play on a white board
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Serion/rizon
"End3r is a twat" in the background"
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Ridiculous 6 Lil' Pete Hanging Scene The Riddle Alternative Mix :: (00:47) :: Views 3,264,678 :: Rating [+] 70,610 likes [+] 70,610 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Serion/rizon
I also got called a fucking nerd for having Two factor authentication as my hangman word
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End3r/rizon
Serion, I am proud of you for keeping that on the board this long haha
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Internets/rizon
:: [3/10] grease monkey :: An [automotive] [mechanic]. / / The word can be [derisive] or affectionate. ::
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Internets/rizon
:: [1/10] grease monkey :: [mechanic], or mechanically [minded] [person] ::
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Serion/rizon
im glad we didnt end the game on that one
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Serion/rizon
someone would have thought it was racist
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End3r/rizon
damnit, now I need to go hit the bong
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End3r/rizon
I gotta be nice and stoned for when I need to use my brain
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m0n/rizon
is in orbit
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube INTENSE FIGHTING MOMENTS :: (09:35) :: Views 5,965,043 :: Rating [+] 32,830 likes [+] 32,830 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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Serion/rizon
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TheFatherMind/rizon
hates being on hold
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MrSpectrum/rizon
this sounds like rocket science best i can do is click 'join video'
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m0n/rizon
fuk, that means I gotta change settings again for my headset
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.109s, which makes you a total of 750 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 3/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.
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\g/rizon
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 6.908s, which makes you a total of 751 ducks (including 84 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 38 (duck annihilator). \_X< *KWAK* [62 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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Ahsoka/rizon
Put a Chick in it, and make her GGGGGAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
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Peorth/rizon
No, you're here because I can't confirm if you're still banned or not.
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Gentoo/rizon
TheFatherMind, Have you considered leaving the computer and doing something else while it compiles?
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Gentoo/rizon
PORTAGE_NICENESS="19" in make.conf then.
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Peorth/rizon
Oh I see what happened, computertech removed a bunch of bans
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Peorth/rizon
Now, if only he was the same way about assigning (or unassigning) ops/etc.
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slim/rizon
ComputerTech fell asleep at McDonald's
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Peorth/rizon
Better than falling asleep in a ditch, I guess
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slim/rizon
My MC flurry gone be melted :/
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phish/swiftirc
love how his weekend always ends up with him getting drunk and eating mcdonalds
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.941s, which makes you a total of 752 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.
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foxy/rizon
everyone join us on discord voice
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 2.334s, which makes you a total of 753 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
Phoenix > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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Phoenix/rizon
Thanks bud .. I got hit by the lag then..
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Phoenix/rizon
comes with living half the world away from most..
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Rizon/rizon
kicked Gentoo/rizon (Requested)
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Bruce Springsteen - Save The Last Dance For Me :: (03:24) :: Views 220,022 :: Rating [+] 1,435 likes [+] 1,435 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ComputerTech/rizon
dances with foxy
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ComputerTech/rizon
mentions MrSpectrum
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MrSpectrum/rizon
slaps mag in to ak47
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foxy/rizon
ComputerTech , mrinfinity said get on discord NOW
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MrSpectrum/rizon
aims gun
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 1.849s, which makes you a total of 754 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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MrSpectrum/rizon
spidey senses
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MrSpectrum/rizon
shoots web
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ComputerTech/rizon
unzips
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ComputerTech/rizon
bounces around foxy's pm
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ComputerTech/rizon
hands PapaFrog a beer
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ComputerTech/rizon
whois' PapaFrog back
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m0n/rizon
starting to descend altitude
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m0n/rizon
needa re-up my propulsion