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[09:00:52] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:05:41] Mikoolo/rizon A morning

[09:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon Heööp

[09:24:03] Mikoolo/rizon Hello*

[09:27:22] Mikoolo/rizon Are you winning, Kowal?

[09:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon Good my son.

[09:28:20] Mikoolo/rizon I am looking at the portal thingy for the ps5. It looks rather meh.

[09:28:41] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't even support sonys own game streaming service.

[09:30:16] Mikoolo/rizon IBE I mean no offense but tunisia is a bad country. It doesn't have superior temperature as Sweden.

[09:30:17] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:30:19] Mikoolo/rizon Look

[09:31:17] Mikoolo/rizon Antarctica, ChRoNiC. Add sky to the end of his nick.

[09:31:32] Mikoolo/rizon ski *

[09:32:14] Mikoolo/rizon He is a rather upstanding person.

[09:32:27] Mikoolo/rizon So you are right. He is not horizontal.

[09:33:12] Mikoolo/rizon I think I went too advanced for you ChRoNiC.

[09:34:41] Mikoolo/rizon Big dog or tiny horse? https://i.imgur.com/HEUMGkU.mp4

[09:38:59] Mikoolo/rizon Hey irish666. If it's cheese put it on a bagle!

[09:39:17] Mikoolo/rizon So it ain't a cheese!

[09:39:44] Mikoolo/rizon Come over here and take a walk with me in the snowy northern swedish suburban landscape.

[09:39:46] Mikoolo/rizon irish666.

[09:40:07] Mikoolo/rizon I would never in my life call kvarg for cheese.

[09:40:19] Mikoolo/rizon It's a thick yoghurt.

[09:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[09:40:36] Mikoolo/rizon It's too warm there.

[09:40:38] Mikoolo/rizon .w london

[09:40:50] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:40:53] Mikoolo/rizon Look irish666.

[09:42:10] Mikoolo/rizon I'd be comfy.

[09:42:33] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 33feet to meter

[09:43:04] Mikoolo/rizon .cc altitude mount neverrest

[09:43:17] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[09:43:28] Mikoolo/rizon .cc distance from lulea to the arctic circle

[09:43:54] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 1334 miles to km

[09:44:13] Mikoolo/rizon no ski. kowalski

[09:44:35] Mikoolo/rizon .cc distance from jokkmokk to lulea

[09:44:41] Mikoolo/rizon There

[09:44:55] Mikoolo/rizon We're that close to the arctic circle, irish666.

[09:45:22] Mikoolo/rizon Jokkmokk is a sapmi village with an annual winter market in february, irish666.

[09:46:18] Mikoolo/rizon lol no

[09:46:22] Mikoolo/rizon Theres thousands of them.

[09:46:27] Mikoolo/rizon Tens of thousands.

[09:46:44] Mikoolo/rizon They always show up on the news when they are complaining about stuff.

[09:47:17] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think I've ever seen them on the news when they ain't complaining about anything.

[09:47:40] Mikoolo/rizon They are assholes like the rest of us, irish666.

[09:47:54] Mikoolo/rizon They love to hunt bears, wolves, wolverines and lynx to "protect" their reindeers.

[09:48:14] Mikoolo/rizon Even when it's illegal for them to hunt said predators.

[09:48:24] Mikoolo/rizon Like chasing them with snowmobiles in the winter.

[09:49:18] Mikoolo/rizon One bear threw itself off a cliff to escape the snowmobiles, irish666.

[09:50:18] Mikoolo/rizon They were given permission to hunt the bear but the way they did it was illegal.

[09:51:02] Mikoolo/rizon brown bears.

[09:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon Theres drama between those groups too, ski.

[09:52:53] Mikoolo/rizon Like theres a bunch of sapmi people not allowed to visit their summer/winter cabins coz the reindeer owning ones got their herds in the area.

[09:53:28] Mikoolo/rizon And as I said. Theres also assholes there. Real mean mother fucking assholes that needs to be shot.

[09:53:36] Mikoolo/rizon Theres assholes in all groups of people.

[09:53:46] Mikoolo/rizon Remember the rape case in jokkmokk a while ago ski?

[09:54:16] Mikoolo/rizon Norwegian sapmi guys raped two? women during a market there.

[09:54:24] Mikoolo/rizon Stabbed them in the vagina with knives and shit.

[09:54:32] Mikoolo/rizon Tourists I think.

[09:55:06] Mikoolo/rizon Some politician said the guys were innocent. But they were proved to be right and the politician had to leave her position I think.

[09:55:22] Mikoolo/rizon This was something like 10ish years ago

[09:57:14] Mikoolo/rizon I'm Tornedaling, ski.

[09:57:58] Mikoolo/rizon Dad is a member in one of the sapmi villages.

[09:58:02] Mikoolo/rizon But we ain't sapmi.

[09:58:15] Mikoolo/rizon We only got something like 30 reindeers.

[09:58:41] Mikoolo/rizon I don't remember what it was about but one day he was angry and said he'd kill all his reindeers if some law got passed.

[09:58:56] Mikoolo/rizon Kill and butcher them and sell all the meat and skin.

[10:00:06] Mikoolo/rizon Vasa made loads of beneficial reforms.

[10:00:16] Mikoolo/rizon Like throwing out the catholic chruch and embraced protestantism.

[10:00:22] Mikoolo/rizon church*

[10:00:39] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a george foreman grill.

[10:01:35] Mikoolo/rizon Like I said ski. I don't remember what it was but that he was angry if it would get passed.

[10:01:56] Mikoolo/rizon Not yet.

[10:02:01] Mikoolo/rizon He still got his reindeers.

[10:02:13] Mikoolo/rizon 2019

[10:03:33] Mikoolo/rizon My dad got quite good rep among other reindeer owners up there. When I was at the bricklaying school one of the teachers there said "Oh I've never met your dad but I heard that he can get a herd of reindeers to follow him with just a fist full of reindeer dryfodder" or something like that.

[10:04:03] Mikoolo/rizon But he's about to retire.

[10:04:12] Mikoolo/rizon He's old, closing in on 70.

[10:04:19] Mikoolo/rizon They are not.

[10:04:24] Mikoolo/rizon They are fucking stupid animals.

[10:04:46] Mikoolo/rizon They are tasty.

[10:04:52] Mikoolo/rizon But they are fucking stupid animals.

[10:05:04] Mikoolo/rizon I would love to see reindeers be considered domesticated cattle.

[10:05:10] Mikoolo/rizon In the eye of the law.

[10:05:35] Mikoolo/rizon Something like that.

[10:06:48] Mikoolo/rizon bbl morning bowel movements.

[10:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[10:07:12] Mikoolo/rizon Shamans feed the reindeers that mushroom then drink the pee.

[10:07:31] Mikoolo/rizon To get the hallucinogenic effects without the chance of getting poisoned from overconsumption.

[10:31:29] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:31:37] Mikoolo/rizon .w helsingfors

[10:32:07] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester you should start a petition to rename Helsinki to Hells Ink.

[10:35:36] Mikoolo/rizon Porncertificate*

[10:37:33] Mikoolo/rizon I dislike the word grins.

[10:37:39] Mikoolo/rizon Reminds me of the swedish word grina.

[10:37:43] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en grina

[10:39:52] Mikoolo/rizon Ski can always skii away.

[10:40:30] Mikoolo/rizon Do you skiddadle then?

[10:41:06] Mikoolo/rizon The spelling is skedaddle but skidaddle is clouse enough.

[10:41:08] Mikoolo/rizon close*

[10:41:45] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah I got a monster aussie lemonade in my backpack.

[10:43:05] Mikoolo/rizon These are tasty af. Tastes fresh.

[10:43:13] Mikoolo/rizon Godisfabriken Aroma.

[10:43:38] Mikoolo/rizon Same brand makes some really awesome chocolate coated banana marshmallows.

[10:45:26] Mikoolo/rizon From a non-skiing nation.

[10:45:43] Mikoolo/rizon Since he/she dosn't ski.

[10:45:56] Mikoolo/rizon doesn't*

[10:46:20] Mikoolo/rizon My spelling has fucking suffered since the accident. :(

[10:46:52] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 can tell you about it ChRoNiC.

[10:47:01] Mikoolo/rizon He's seen me write about it a million times now.

[10:47:36] Mikoolo/rizon clearing saw*

[10:47:40] Mikoolo/rizon eye*

[10:48:13] Mikoolo/rizon Hi wez.

[10:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon I got 2 eyes but only one of them works, ChRoNiC.

[10:48:59] Mikoolo/rizon I also got a piece of metal permanently stuck in my brain.

[10:49:25] Mikoolo/rizon I hate the fact that you might be right, irish666.

[10:50:04] Mikoolo/rizon If I was hard af it would have bounced off from me, irish666.

[10:51:04] Mikoolo/rizon The best thing from this accident is that I am on paid sickleave until december 31st.

[10:51:17] Mikoolo/rizon .cc days from august 16 to december 31st

[10:51:26] Mikoolo/rizon 137 days of paid sickleave.

[10:51:44] Mikoolo/rizon No

[10:51:55] Mikoolo/rizon no

[10:52:18] Mikoolo/rizon It could make me do an unvolontary fish on dry land impersonation, ski.

[10:52:56] Mikoolo/rizon mäjks*

[10:53:22] Mikoolo/rizon No

[10:53:33] Mikoolo/rizon Not been outside today.

[10:53:36] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:53:43] Mikoolo/rizon .f

[10:54:00] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[10:54:12] Mikoolo/rizon Multiple times.

[10:54:20] Mikoolo/rizon The penis shrinks a lot tho.

[10:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon But since I'm swedish I suffer from permanent male cold temperature syndrome.

[10:55:02] Mikoolo/rizon I wear longjohns.

[10:55:11] Mikoolo/rizon Got a nice pair of fleece longjohns on me right now.

[10:55:34] Mikoolo/rizon I also got a nice winter cap.

[10:56:38] Mikoolo/rizon Theres one thing I love.

[10:56:40] Mikoolo/rizon Ugly winter caps.

[10:57:12] Mikoolo/rizon I had a white and blue one during my childhood.

[10:57:15] Mikoolo/rizon Mum hated it.

[10:57:17] Mikoolo/rizon Dad hated it.

[10:57:22] Mikoolo/rizon I loved it.

[10:57:30] Mikoolo/rizon Monocle*

[10:57:54] Mikoolo/rizon I got my current one for free from the workplace I was at in 2022.

[10:58:11] Mikoolo/rizon It's orange black and gray with a huge fluggy ball on top.

[10:58:23] Mikoolo/rizon And says "Ariens" on a emblem on it.

[10:58:33] Mikoolo/rizon A snowblower brand.

[10:58:52] Mikoolo/rizon They also make huge ass lawnmowers and woodchippers too I think.

[11:00:11] Mikoolo/rizon So you can't read in 2 languages, ski?

[11:00:18] Mikoolo/rizon But you can read in all other languages?

[11:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon Also, ski. If thats the /np command I advice you to make it less spammy.

[11:01:27] Mikoolo/rizon now playing

[11:01:28] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[11:01:29] Mikoolo/rizon Ok

[11:01:38] Mikoolo/rizon I won't complain any further about it then, ski.

[11:02:06] Mikoolo/rizon I wrote just /np to make that happen.

[11:02:31] Mikoolo/rizon I got a great song for you irish666.

[11:02:57] Mikoolo/rizon Here irish666 https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8

[11:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon My vocabulary was stunted at birth

[11:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon By a witchdoctor from over the seas

[11:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon Casting a strange voodoo magic on me

[11:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon Now when I speak, it's rather absurd

[11:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon An endless tirade of four letter words

[11:03:41] Mikoolo/rizon Shocking, unspeakable things that I say

[11:03:41] Mikoolo/rizon I lash out in anger at all in my way

[11:04:31] Mikoolo/rizon I got mine connected to foobar2000

[11:04:34] Mikoolo/rizon And potplayer

[11:05:39] Mikoolo/rizon I should teach my nephew and neice to sing this song.

[11:05:51] Mikoolo/rizon Would be great when they start getting english lessons in school.

[11:06:01] Mikoolo/rizon Their teacher would go paler than a moomin troll.

[11:06:36] Mikoolo/rizon Ski, my big brother was really popular among the kindergarten school teachers.

[11:07:03] Mikoolo/rizon He let his kids listen to this song for days, ski. https://youtu.be/KUaap0fRzXs

[11:07:40] Mikoolo/rizon You should learn this song if you want to learn swedish, irish666.

[11:08:53] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine it, ski. They later got to make Fem Myror Är Fler Än Fyra Elefanter.

[11:09:25] Mikoolo/rizon We grew up with Fem Myror Är Fler Än Fyra Elefanter.

[11:09:45] Mikoolo/rizon Five ants are more than four elephants.

[11:10:27] Mikoolo/rizon This is a classic ski https://youtu.be/1f5m4yZBc4U

[11:13:19] Mikoolo/rizon This is a really awesome song ski https://youtu.be/d0fXsIhDuSE

[11:15:29] Mikoolo/rizon See irish666. Ski is also recommending it to you!

[11:16:36] Mikoolo/rizon scka vee ha schex klochkan schex?

[11:19:27] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 do you got any 1 or 2 euro coins?

[11:20:57] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid do you have any 1 or 2 euro coins?

[11:21:23] Mikoolo/rizon More fun if you discover it on the coin as I say it.

[11:22:22] Mikoolo/rizon Theres apparently revised versions of the coins out there.

[11:22:26] Mikoolo/rizon But here HelderHeid https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Common_face_of_two_euro_coin.png

[11:22:31] Mikoolo/rizon Tell me when you notice it.

[11:23:37] Mikoolo/rizon Look at scandinavia on that picture, HelderHeid.

[11:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[11:24:52] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if scandinavia was given viagra millions of years ago, ski.

[11:25:24] Mikoolo/rizon Not for me.

[11:25:32] Mikoolo/rizon And finland would have been warmer.

[11:26:29] Mikoolo/rizon Ski that song is full of innuendos.

[11:26:54] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid. Norway ain't on the coin.

[11:27:14] Mikoolo/rizon And they might remove UK from future mintings of coins.

[11:30:02] Mikoolo/rizon Norway was added later, HelderHeid.

[11:30:08] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.redd.it/ouwz2pr8oqp61.jpg

[11:30:31] Mikoolo/rizon 1999 on the right one, 2009 on the left.

[11:34:22] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah. Theres a penis on them :D

[11:35:30] Mikoolo/rizon The reddit one also added a cancer growth on sweden.

[11:36:34] Mikoolo/rizon cheap alloys.

[11:37:05] Mikoolo/rizon 75% copper, 20% zinc and 5% nickel.

[11:37:27] Mikoolo/rizon For the 1 and 2 euro coins.

[11:37:51] Mikoolo/rizon 89% copper, 5% aluminium, 5% zinc and 1% tin on the 10 20 and 50c coins.

[11:39:53] Mikoolo/rizon What did he do?

[11:41:23] Mikoolo/rizon I would have asked for someone else to assist me.

[11:43:17] Mikoolo/rizon Reminds me of when I was at a furniture store buying a bed mattress for my bed.

[11:43:50] Mikoolo/rizon Some cunt employee told me "That one is for kids, you won't feel any difference." I told him "I don't have one on my bed anyway." and he refused to accept that fact.

[11:44:08] Mikoolo/rizon When I picked a cheap one for like 50€.

[11:44:45] Mikoolo/rizon Topper is the right word then I guess.

[11:44:55] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[11:45:03] Mikoolo/rizon Topper.

[11:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon I was sleeping on my mattress without one until this summer.

[11:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon The cunt employee tried to get me to buy a more expensive one.

[11:47:35] Mikoolo/rizon I want CT to start reading the Discworld books.

[11:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon socraticDev hates duck :(

[11:48:33] Mikoolo/rizon Do you stand by that statement after I tell you that hey are necrophiliac rapists, socraticDev?

[11:51:08] Mikoolo/rizon Gold armor bad.

[11:51:12] Mikoolo/rizon Heavy and too soft.

[11:51:22] Mikoolo/rizon Not to mention quite expensive.

[11:51:49] Mikoolo/rizon They should rename the gold duck to AR500 Duck.

[11:52:38] Mikoolo/rizon It's the type of steel they used in body armor.

[11:52:42] Mikoolo/rizon use*

[13:02:15] Mikoolo/rizon Nice, Juest got another one that likes scat in the channel.

[13:02:26] Mikoolo/rizon fobby, you can talk scat with Juest.

[13:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[13:02:49] Mikoolo/rizon Booo

[13:02:51] Mikoolo/rizon It got a bit warmer :<

[13:08:47] Mikoolo/rizon My deepest most honest condolences, Chiester. I hope you get loads soon.

[13:09:42] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester what did the phone sharger say to the wall?

[13:09:52] Mikoolo/rizon Lets keep the contact.

[13:10:16] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm socket would be better than wall.

[13:10:20] Mikoolo/rizon charger*

[13:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon Erm HelderHeid. March is still way off.

[13:16:16] Mikoolo/rizon .cc days to march 1st

[13:16:34] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en mars

[13:17:06] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fi month of march

[13:17:56] Mikoolo/rizon Tuesday aka Tisdag here is named after Tyr.

[13:18:41] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[13:18:46] Mikoolo/rizon Venus is roman, Ares is greek.

[13:19:15] Mikoolo/rizon Hercules is roman, Heracles is greek.

[13:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/wuKvRDNsTbQ

[14:08:53] Mikoolo/rizon Hello ComputerTech the https://i.imgur.com/WGfdnl0.jpeg

[14:09:48] Mikoolo/rizon Ski get ComputerTech's weakness the https://img.fruugo.com/product/5/93/932393935_max.jpg

[14:10:15] Mikoolo/rizon See.

[14:10:23] Mikoolo/rizon He's terrified, ski.

[14:11:29] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech confirmed as a Trumpist by using a sad emoji!

[14:12:30] Mikoolo/rizon Antifa is just as bad as any right-wing organisation imo.

[14:13:33] Mikoolo/rizon Is this a "Fill in the gaps" riddle, Sander?

[14:16:04] Mikoolo/rizon No that clearly says :|||||||: Sander.

[14:17:26] Mikoolo/rizon It's a logo, Sander. They don't need to be the exact same size.

[14:18:03] Mikoolo/rizon Not a bar, phonekait.

[14:18:49] Mikoolo/rizon He's back on his thorazine, HelderHeid. Whenever he's not taking it he's called Piccolo.

[14:19:45] Mikoolo/rizon Now if only zack could start taking his medication most issues would be solved.

[14:20:29] Mikoolo/rizon I got 2 eyedrops and 1g paracetamol pills, phonekait.

[14:21:34] Mikoolo/rizon This one is purer than US tapwater.

[14:22:45] Mikoolo/rizon Tho the country with the purest tapwater is Switzerland iirc.

[14:24:12] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/uOMYBcvY5-Q

[14:49:32] Mikoolo/rizon Not the first time I've done it since the cam call, h4.

[14:49:51] Mikoolo/rizon But do you think ComputerTech gets it, h4?

[15:01:52] Mikoolo/rizon I need to get this for christmas eve, irish666. https://product-cdn.systembolaget.se/productimages/865979/865979_800.png

[15:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Too early for christmas music, irish666.

[15:04:44] Mikoolo/rizon Give me her phonenumber, PapaFrog.

[15:05:00] Mikoolo/rizon That came too fast.

[15:05:12] Mikoolo/rizon And was posted in public channel.

[15:05:14] Mikoolo/rizon So it's fake.

[15:05:57] Mikoolo/rizon Need to borrow someone elses phone first.

[15:08:19] Mikoolo/rizon PapaFrog play christmas songs from this album to your wife https://youtu.be/OsotEhFcgJA

[15:08:48] Mikoolo/rizon You can't afford it.

[15:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon Damn it. HelderHeid got lucky last night!

[15:14:22] Mikoolo/rizon Your bed broke from the action last night and now you're reassembling it, HelderHeid.

[15:15:31] Mikoolo/rizon I don't like ikea.

[15:15:45] Mikoolo/rizon Cheap stuff sold at 10times the market value.

[15:17:03] Mikoolo/rizon Because they explode like Billy if you poke him too much, HelderHeid?

[16:55:30] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/b6hEdLJTP3E

[16:57:53] Mikoolo/rizon Garlic bread is life.

[16:58:19] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:58:34] Mikoolo/rizon CLOSING IN ON -20C !

[16:59:09] Mikoolo/rizon You never left, End3r? D:

[16:59:26] Mikoolo/rizon Like John kennedy.

[16:59:27] Mikoolo/rizon nice.

[16:59:39] Mikoolo/rizon :>

[16:59:54] Mikoolo/rizon Do you hiss if people get too close to it?

[17:04:12] Mikoolo/rizon Wouldn't PreGlow be cooler than AfterGlow?

[17:04:39] Mikoolo/rizon BOOOOO

[17:05:16] Mikoolo/rizon He's mad that I called him a https://i.redd.it/hf9b94hoh9j51.jpg End3r.

[17:07:28] Mikoolo/rizon He claims to be https://i.imgur.com/ItzS2KEg.jpg but it wouldn't be far from the truth tbh. Except he has a higher abv.

[17:09:09] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's busy getting drunk, End3r.

[17:09:25] Mikoolo/rizon Or traveling back to the anonymous dungpile.

[17:10:18] Mikoolo/rizon 47f, what a pussy weather, mrinfinity.

[17:10:23] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:10:27] Mikoolo/rizon YESSSSS

[17:10:32] Mikoolo/rizon SUB -20C now!

[17:28:36] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg.

[17:28:43] Mikoolo/rizon .w warsaw

[17:28:51] Mikoolo/rizon Nice!

[17:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon Snow Frogorg!

[17:28:55] Mikoolo/rizon SNOW!

[17:29:05] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:29:10] Mikoolo/rizon Ice cubes Frogorg!

[17:29:12] Mikoolo/rizon ICE CUBES!

[17:30:00] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah.

[17:30:02] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[17:30:57] Mikoolo/rizon Thanks mate.

[17:31:57] Mikoolo/rizon .w kill devil hills

[17:32:20] Mikoolo/rizon Sad af that Internets doesn't show this one properly imo.

[17:32:23] Mikoolo/rizon .w Satans kingdom

[17:32:41] Mikoolo/rizon .w dead woman crossing

[17:32:44] Mikoolo/rizon .w dead woman

[17:32:47] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm

[17:33:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w dead womans crossing

[17:33:22] Mikoolo/rizon .w dead women crossing

[17:33:24] Mikoolo/rizon There

[17:33:28] Mikoolo/rizon But also no

[17:34:19] Mikoolo/rizon .w bad axe

[17:34:45] Mikoolo/rizon .w Seven Devils

[17:34:53] Mikoolo/rizon .w Devils den

[17:34:56] Mikoolo/rizon .w Devil's den

[17:35:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w cut off

[17:35:53] Mikoolo/rizon .w accident

[17:36:30] Mikoolo/rizon .w dunghill

[17:36:36] Mikoolo/rizon Here's a classic.

[17:36:37] Mikoolo/rizon .w dildo

[17:36:51] Mikoolo/rizon .w unknown

[17:37:05] Mikoolo/rizon .w not found

[17:37:35] Mikoolo/rizon .w crib

[17:37:46] Mikoolo/rizon .w balls

[17:37:50] Mikoolo/rizon .w testicles

[17:37:57] Mikoolo/rizon .w should we stop these or continue?

[17:38:25] Mikoolo/rizon .w gerrymandering

[17:38:35] Mikoolo/rizon .w consult

[17:38:41] Mikoolo/rizon .w concieve

[17:38:48] Mikoolo/rizon .w bored

[17:38:51] Mikoolo/rizon .w happy

[17:39:14] Mikoolo/rizon We should listen to Frogorg, reverb. He's ripped af and could tear our arms off.

[17:39:37] Mikoolo/rizon phonekait, let her dig her own grave.

[17:40:04] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it was her oral skills that made the job interviewer cum to a decision.

[18:42:25] Mikoolo/rizon did you esjay?

[18:48:13] Mikoolo/rizon AfterGlow, ever considered the nick BeforeGlow?

[18:48:28] Mikoolo/rizon Or PostGlow and PreGlow?

[18:52:35] Mikoolo/rizon Do what foxy?

[18:53:08] Mikoolo/rizon I'm too far away to grab your pet's ass, foxy.

[18:53:47] Mikoolo/rizon You'd hear me knock on your virtual door to ask permission to enter your virtual house first, foxy.

[18:54:09] Mikoolo/rizon Because you could have a virtual gun and claim it was virtual self defense to the virtual US court of law.

[18:55:02] Mikoolo/rizon And then you'd be virtually aware of what I virtually would do to your virtual pet if it came to me.

[18:55:44] Mikoolo/rizon Like oh em gee, read my sentences as if I was a valley girl

[18:57:14] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck my old principal turns 90 next year.

[18:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon Thats one persons funeral I would attend. No doubt about it.

[18:57:57] Mikoolo/rizon The most pedagogic teacher I've ever had.

[18:58:07] Mikoolo/rizon 30, mrinfinity.

[18:58:44] Mikoolo/rizon Oh between 40 and 60 says google.

[18:59:12] Mikoolo/rizon But I'd say 30 coz usually most of your childhood friends start having kids before that.

[18:59:25] Mikoolo/rizon Or have well paying jobs.

[19:00:05] Mikoolo/rizon And drive around in a fancy car while you're there eating a happy meal because it's the only happy thing in your life and you try to ignore the judgmental stares the mcd cashier is giving you while you sob, mrinfinity.

[19:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon "<+TheFatherMind> What am I doing that is not accessable to everyone?" does kinda sound like a admission to scripting.

[19:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon I am flattered that you're calling me judge dredd, mrinfinity. But I'd rather be compared with the male pornstar Dredd.

[19:06:18] Mikoolo/rizon Instead you're calling them "sore losers".

[19:10:03] Mikoolo/rizon !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[19:10:54] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid thats why the cool people do /ignore DuckHunt

[19:13:31] Mikoolo/rizon bed*

[19:13:54] Mikoolo/rizon .t HAT DER LÜMMEL NIE VON PFAND GEHÖRT!?

[19:15:13] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[19:15:23] Mikoolo/rizon Boooo it went above -20c now :(

[19:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon .w -n wild

[19:18:05] Mikoolo/rizon .w -n wildting2

[19:18:09] Mikoolo/rizon I win.

[19:18:25] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[19:18:33] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get a white winter this year.

[19:18:55] Mikoolo/rizon 10 feet of snow over night!

[19:19:19] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get 10 feet of snow over night too, foxy.

[19:21:34] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't look like much snow to me.

[21:18:19] Mikoolo/rizon Shaun the sheep is great, Chiester.

[21:19:59] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[21:21:10] Mikoolo/rizon AH HA HA HA-HA? HA!

[21:21:35] Mikoolo/rizon Did you drink the bath water of your crush, Chiester?

[21:22:49] Mikoolo/rizon Nice Chiester.

[21:22:57] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you get to share a pool one day.

[21:24:13] Mikoolo/rizon deadly and his mail order wife https://youtu.be/m_Q5dSbBczE

[21:26:30] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/fNDSYf78RL4

[21:28:35] Mikoolo/rizon I need to rewatch Little Britain.

[21:31:42] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder if my neighbour is going to do the six legged beast tonight too.

[21:31:51] Mikoolo/rizon But it sounds like she came home alone.

[21:32:27] Mikoolo/rizon While talking loudly on the phone.

[21:33:54] Mikoolo/rizon Doggy style, Chiester.

[21:34:01] Mikoolo/rizon 2 arms and 4 legs down.

[21:35:34] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also kittystyle, Chiester. It's like doggystyle but with scratching and biting.

[21:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon FLatin shouldn't you be named flatulence?

[21:39:44] Mikoolo/rizon “Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.” - Sir Terry Pratchett

[21:42:26] Mikoolo/rizon Theres The Dresden Files.

[21:42:33] Mikoolo/rizon The audiobooks are great.

[21:42:44] Mikoolo/rizon James Marsters narrates them.

[21:42:51] Mikoolo/rizon You know. Spike from Buffy.

[21:43:29] Mikoolo/rizon I started consuming loads upon loads of audiobooks when my eyesight got worse 10ish years ago.

[21:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah soul music. Theres a nice pun in that book.

[21:45:48] Mikoolo/rizon ‘That’s a harp he’s playing, Nobby,’ said one of them, after watching Imp for a while.

[21:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon 'You’ve just been waiting all your life to say that, ain’t you, Nobby,’ he said. 'I bet you was BORN hoping that one day someone’d say “That’s a harp” so you could say “lyre,” on account of it being a pun or play on words. Well, har har.’

[21:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon 'Lyre.’

[21:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon 'No, it’s the honest truth, I’m–’ The fat guard frowned and looked down.

[21:48:29] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester, the sam vimes books are imo the best.

[21:51:48] Mikoolo/rizon Zoology eh? Thats a big word.

[21:52:00] Mikoolo/rizon No actually it isn't said tiffany.

[21:52:10] Mikoolo/rizon Patronizing is a big word. Zoology is really quite short.

[21:54:06] Mikoolo/rizon Better

[21:54:10] Mikoolo/rizon Much much better Chiester.

[21:54:17] Mikoolo/rizon I tried reading them in swedish.

[21:54:20] Mikoolo/rizon Found them boring af.

[21:54:52] Mikoolo/rizon 10 years later I discovered a english copy of Thud! at Arlanda on my way home, bought it and fell in love with it.

[21:55:16] Mikoolo/rizon Or was it Nightwatch.

[21:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester look what HelderHeid bought.

[21:56:22] Mikoolo/rizon Is it good HelderHeid?

[21:56:29] Mikoolo/rizon Have you seen the movie Chiester?

[21:56:36] Mikoolo/rizon I rewatch it every christmas.

[21:56:57] Mikoolo/rizon Oh it wasn't yours.

[21:58:14] Mikoolo/rizon When I look at that I feel like we need to exclude finland from nato, napalm bomb it and rent it as parking space to putin.

[21:59:33] Mikoolo/rizon We will remember that statement Chiester. And if Finland doesn't stop doing weird shit we'll napalm bomb it.

[22:00:03] Mikoolo/rizon I've said this years ago. in uk.

[22:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon Finland is the Japan of Europe.

[22:00:45] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid have you seen Chiester's biggest idol?

[22:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/vnwSeQKkyiE

[22:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[22:01:08] Mikoolo/rizon MINULA ON POMPPUFIILIS!

[22:01:15] Mikoolo/rizon EI OTTA MINU KINNII!

[22:01:27] Mikoolo/rizon Wise choice HelderHeid.

[22:01:47] Mikoolo/rizon Horrible temperature you got there End3r.

[22:02:30] Mikoolo/rizon .cc -10f

[22:02:36] Mikoolo/rizon .cc -10f to c

[22:02:42] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[22:02:43] Mikoolo/rizon Thats nice

[22:02:46] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[22:03:03] Mikoolo/rizon -23c is not too cold.

[22:03:21] Mikoolo/rizon Thats worse than 23c.

[22:03:31] Mikoolo/rizon You either overdress or underdress at 6c.

[22:15:43] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid, ask chiester about it.

[22:15:49] Mikoolo/rizon She knows more about fishcock than I do.

[22:16:10] Mikoolo/rizon She migth even have eaten real fishcock.

[22:16:22] Mikoolo/rizon I've only had the canned stuff with smoked salmon between two ryebread slices.

[22:23:02] Mikoolo/rizon That you need to learn how to duck, TheFatherMind.

[22:23:44] Mikoolo/rizon Theres more types of sugar than lactose in dairy.

[22:24:21] Mikoolo/rizon My sister-in-law and her mum are allergic to some protein in wheat.

[22:24:27] Mikoolo/rizon Even maltodextrin gives them stomach pains.

[22:24:48] Mikoolo/rizon If it was gluten I would have said gluten, login.

[22:33:59] Mikoolo/rizon Is your fathers new wife pretty ski?

[22:34:09] Mikoolo/rizon And is she a nice person?

[22:35:29] Mikoolo/rizon I told my mum to treat her back then boyfriends kids as if they were her own, ski. His oldest son still calls my mum for mum. The bf died in 2020.

[22:35:44] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[22:36:11] Mikoolo/rizon I treat my step-neice as if she was my biological neice, ski.

[22:36:29] Mikoolo/rizon Kids are kids and favourizing the other is unfair.

[22:36:39] Mikoolo/rizon My little bro favourizes our nephew, esjay.

[22:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon He does so openly.

[22:37:42] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[22:39:20] Mikoolo/rizon no

[22:39:41] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro is the one who's married, esjay.

[22:39:45] Mikoolo/rizon Little brother is the cunt.

[22:39:56] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro treats both as his own kids.

[22:40:16] Mikoolo/rizon Nephew doesn't like hockey but the neice does.

[22:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon So big bro takes her to watch the local team play sometimes.

[22:40:45] Mikoolo/rizon And sometimes uses her as an excuse.

[22:42:15] Mikoolo/rizon Also esjay. Both kids are going to be metal heads when they grow up.

[22:42:19] Mikoolo/rizon They love heavy metal.

[22:43:03] Mikoolo/rizon When my insurance money comes in I'll give big bro and his wife some money of it as a christmas gift or late christmas gift coz they are planning to go to helsinki next summer and watch metallica live with the kids.

[22:43:39] Mikoolo/rizon I am considering joining them but offer babysitting services rather than going on the concert.

[22:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon Incase they want some alone time and the kids want to do something else.

[22:44:21] Mikoolo/rizon But it's getting late here and I should head to bed.

[22:44:24] Mikoolo/rizon .cc current time lulea

[22:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon Also, sometimes I prefer the neice coz she's not a picky eater and has courage enough to taste new food. AND she loves cheese!

[22:45:34] Mikoolo/rizon My nephew is a sceptic to new kinds of food.

[22:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[22:48:24] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna be warm tomorrow :<

[22:48:33] Mikoolo/rizon +-0C with snow

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