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[02:21:08] \g/rizon yes hi

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[16:13:12] \g/rizon ahoyhoy

[16:13:20] \g/rizon .k Batmanhush no

[16:13:42] \g/rizon Decent not good enough

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[16:16:24] \g/rizon I heard eagles got rekt

[16:16:27] \g/rizon er

[16:16:28] \g/rizon chiefs got rekt*

[16:17:02] \g/rizon wtf

[16:17:05] \g/rizon sounds like a boring game

[16:18:08] \g/rizon field goal is 3

[16:18:18] \g/rizon Field goal after touch down is 1

[16:18:27] \g/rizon Oh

[16:18:31] \g/rizon He meant Eagles record is 9-1

[16:18:32] \g/rizon lol

[16:18:37] \g/rizon Game score was 21-17

[16:18:48] \g/rizon I was also confused

[16:19:25] \g/rizon Patrick Mahomes is playing like shit so far this season

[16:19:28] \g/rizon From a fantasy perspective

[16:19:37] \g/rizon Kinda pisses me off that he was my first pick in like 3 different leagues

[16:20:07] \g/rizon Yeah

[16:20:25] \g/rizon Their record last year was what

[16:20:26] \g/rizon 14-3?

[16:20:36] \g/rizon They're currently 7-3

[16:21:21] \g/rizon .steam

[16:21:45] \g/rizon Eagles suck

[16:21:48] \g/rizon :^)

[16:22:58] \g/rizon I was an Eagles fan in high school

[16:23:03] \g/rizon 15 years ago

[17:25:32] \g/rizon Mikooloooooo

[17:27:55] \g/rizon Fensta is one of those fart sniffers

[17:28:00] \g/rizon You know the ones that enjoy sniffing their own farts

[17:28:08] \g/rizon Proven earlier with one simple line of text

[17:28:39] \g/rizon >Having a discussion about gridiron football

[17:28:41] \g/rizon >Has to interject to tell everyone that association football is better

[17:29:14] \g/rizon That's 100% you my guy

[17:29:25] \g/rizon who

[17:29:46] \g/rizon lol

[17:29:49] \g/rizon what's sex like

[17:29:56] \g/rizon i hear boobs feel like bags of sand

[17:30:05] \g/rizon someday i'll get laid

[17:30:07] \g/rizon someday

[17:30:26] \g/rizon Someday someone will approach me

[17:30:30] \g/rizon Maybe marry me

[17:30:32] \g/rizon And have my children

[17:30:44] \g/rizon I'm sure he does

[17:30:46] \g/rizon What's your secret login

[17:31:05] \g/rizon that's it just work out?

[17:31:18] \g/rizon lol

[17:31:30] \g/rizon but i want them to come to me

[17:31:32] \g/rizon i never go to them

[17:31:34] \g/rizon :(

[17:32:19] \g/rizon I hope I can find a wife with a fat ass and some nice 36DDDs

[17:32:47] \g/rizon So this is what boobs feel like

[17:33:10] \g/rizon s/imaging/imagining

[17:34:32] \g/rizon i always have a nosebleed when approaching women

[17:34:37] \g/rizon it makes me shoot off into the sky like a rocket

[17:35:32] \g/rizon thanks for the advice guys, i might get laid yet!

[17:36:04] \g/rizon most women are also disgusted at the idea of both

[17:36:21] \g/rizon boobs are beautiful things

[17:36:23] \g/rizon penises not so much

[17:36:44] \g/rizon they aren't into korean boyband members for their penises

[17:36:47] \g/rizon lol

[17:37:41] \g/rizon is watching exo's videos a good way to get women?

[17:44:05] \g/rizon .cc 16310/24

[17:44:51] \g/rizon .w

[17:44:57] \g/rizon He's grinning because he knows it's true

[17:49:25] \g/rizon https://i.imgur.com/rI1H4BA.png

[17:50:50] \g/rizon They are very curious but also delicate around her

[17:50:55] \g/rizon Which is nice

[17:51:17] \g/rizon Considering orange cat is like 15 lbs and will jump in my lap with 0 regard for my safety

[17:51:21] \g/rizon He doesn't do that to her

[17:52:00] \g/rizon https://i.imgur.com/OxD47Ki.jpg i like the peacefulness when she is asleep

[17:52:02] \g/rizon :>

[17:54:51] \g/rizon All of my cats were strays at some point

[17:55:16] \g/rizon My brown cat I got from a shelter, the orange and white ones were found living behind my wife's sister's garage

[17:55:32] \g/rizon They were all 1~2 weeks old at the time I adopted them

[17:57:07] \g/rizon https://i.imgur.com/YVgeS7v.png i love the way he sleeps

[17:58:35] \g/rizon https://i.imgur.com/8fTZkGZ.jpg yea they were super tiny

[17:58:37] \g/rizon lol

[17:59:52] \g/rizon https://streamable.com/flrv20

[18:00:01] \g/rizon my wife was out cold under those blankets while the cats played all over her

[18:01:07] \g/rizon i opened streamable and copied it and then switched to irc and hit ctrl+v and then enter

[18:02:02] \g/rizon #ireland

[18:04:08] \g/rizon I got paid a day early because of thanksgiving

[18:04:39] \g/rizon I took off this week

[18:04:50] \g/rizon dba to go into the office M-W just to have thursday and friday off

[18:04:54] \g/rizon s/dba/cba

[18:08:18] \g/rizon We have "observed" holidays for that reason

[18:08:30] \g/rizon Although they're only applied to Christmas, New Years, and Independence Day

[18:08:52] \g/rizon If Christmas is on a Sunday for example, we'll have "Christmas Observed" on the following Monday the 26th

[18:09:18] \g/rizon mrfrosty: k

[18:09:21] \g/rizon Anyway

[18:09:55] \g/rizon Sounds like a personal problem to me lol

[18:09:58] \g/rizon Even before I had a family

[18:10:00] \g/rizon I enjoyed the holidays

[18:10:03] \g/rizon Paid day offs?

[18:10:04] \g/rizon Say no more

[18:10:24] \g/rizon UK has boxing day too?

[18:10:33] \g/rizon I thought that was just a Canada thing

[18:11:14] \g/rizon Dang

[18:11:22] \g/rizon We don't typically get the day after Christmas off

[18:11:28] \g/rizon Most folks will just take it as a PTO day though

[18:12:20] \g/rizon They don't tell us to save PTO for anything, we use it for whatever we want lol

[18:12:41] \g/rizon Then again we do get like a month's worth of PTO days on the first of the year

[18:13:51] \g/rizon Living in California, we can roll over as many PTO days as we want to the next year too (but best practice is to roll over no more than 10, since other states can only roll over 5 max and lose the rest)

[18:21:41] \g/rizon california sux

[18:21:43] \g/rizon looks nice

[18:21:46] \g/rizon but everything else is poop

[18:21:47] \g/rizon crime

[18:21:47] \g/rizon taxes

[18:21:50] \g/rizon cost of living

[18:21:53] \g/rizon rent

[18:21:54] \g/rizon etc

[18:24:08] \g/rizon $tell ComputerTech CholbyTech are you drunk yet

[18:24:25] \g/rizon $tell ComputerTech Gentle reminder that Billy and Batman finger each other's bholes

[20:47:16] \g/rizon [11:44AM] [Kumool] \g: don't forget its a literal desert that has been turned into a semi tropical, so they overuse water like crazy

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[20:49:28] \g/rizon Cali

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[21:36:16] \g/rizon magnum cum loudly

[21:37:53] \g/rizon i have a magnum

[21:37:56] \g/rizon :3

[21:42:07] \g/rizon cut the babby out

[21:42:09] \g/rizon no push

[21:50:38] \g/rizon did she go to a hospital local to you?

[21:50:42] \g/rizon Or a hospital out there

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