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[08:14:52] h4/rizon :D

[08:15:04] h4/rizon poor Topaz

[08:15:09] h4/rizon you really shocked her Rudolph

[08:15:54] h4/rizon does she fall asleep now like a bird?

[08:16:46] h4/rizon well

[08:16:48] h4/rizon .quote read 809

[08:17:01] h4/rizon can you blame her? .d

[08:17:03] h4/rizon :D

[08:17:23] h4/rizon hmm

[08:17:27] h4/rizon I don't know Rudolph

[08:21:49] h4/rizon <+Topaz> I was gonna pretend to be a table.. But I'm scared to get on all fours

[08:21:50] h4/rizon lol

[08:21:57] h4/rizon this is ComputerTech

[08:22:02] h4/rizon what do you think will happen?

[08:22:19] h4/rizon he will probably set down his magners on your back

[08:23:16] h4/rizon NiniGeo2 seems nice enough

[08:23:22] h4/rizon nick sounds a bit female if you ask me

[08:23:34] h4/rizon but that might be because I know someone who is called Nini

[08:23:53] h4/rizon still sounds female

[08:24:55] h4/rizon fem...?

[08:24:56] h4/rizon femboy?

[08:25:14] h4/rizon wow Topaz

[08:25:19] h4/rizon you just called this guy a chick

[08:25:28] h4/rizon after he gave you a tablecloth!

[08:25:42] h4/rizon yes

[08:25:55] h4/rizon excuse me?

[08:26:02] h4/rizon you must not have met the cheesecake man

[08:26:08] h4/rizon he stuffs you like a turkey

[08:26:19] h4/rizon would not rule out that he will try to eat you afterwards

[08:26:23] h4/rizon NiniGeo2 no

[08:26:32] h4/rizon he is creepy and has poisoned a cat

[08:26:53] h4/rizon he one rambled about a cat being on his drive way

[08:26:56] h4/rizon then set something about rat poison

[08:26:59] h4/rizon *said

[08:27:14] h4/rizon rest is probably based on my interpretation

[08:27:43] h4/rizon Topaz I would tell you

[08:27:47] h4/rizon but that would just cause another ruckus in here

[08:27:49] h4/rizon End3r would like it

[08:28:11] h4/rizon so rude

[08:28:30] h4/rizon when was the last time the Gremlins conquered europe?

[08:28:33] h4/rizon NiniGeo2 no

[08:28:36] h4/rizon Saphir is austrian

[08:28:39] h4/rizon Topaz is south african

[08:28:45] h4/rizon quite some distance between the two

[08:28:53] h4/rizon Rudolph everybody causes trouble in the US

[08:28:59] h4/rizon aliens invade earth? They invade the US

[08:29:05] h4/rizon gremlins cause trouble? They do so in the US

[08:29:09] h4/rizon how self-centered can a country be?

[08:29:49] h4/rizon by things like

[08:29:50] h4/rizon .quote read 809

[08:29:51] h4/rizon :D

[08:30:04] h4/rizon NiniGeo2 you should talk to slim about that

[08:31:10] h4/rizon Topaz how so?

[08:31:51] h4/rizon ...

[08:32:09] h4/rizon you would not be running your mouth if the germans actually assembled

[08:32:37] h4/rizon mikoolo :(

[08:32:40] h4/rizon that was one of my main things

[08:32:50] h4/rizon now someone tells me to my face it's boring :/

[08:33:09] h4/rizon i used to like Topaz

[08:33:18] h4/rizon but I can't handle criticism

[08:33:21] h4/rizon I did

[08:33:32] h4/rizon i even gave you hearts in ireland

[08:33:57] h4/rizon a bit?

[08:33:59] h4/rizon pfff

[08:34:26] h4/rizon Rudolph I don't know if she even got to my face yet

[08:34:36] h4/rizon thank you NiniGeo2

[08:34:49] h4/rizon hey wow, your face looks ... different

[08:34:49] h4/rizon :D

[08:34:58] h4/rizon useful

[08:35:05] h4/rizon :D

[08:35:18] h4/rizon run NiniGeo2!

[08:35:23] h4/rizon run while you still can!

[08:35:35] h4/rizon that sounds naughty

[08:35:48] h4/rizon :O

[08:35:51] h4/rizon how so?

[08:36:16] h4/rizon Topaz you called him useful

[08:36:33] h4/rizon like some appliance

[08:36:47] h4/rizon he seems to be nice

[08:36:49] h4/rizon not useful

[08:37:07] h4/rizon he left anyways

[08:37:28] h4/rizon oh to him you apologize

[08:37:46] h4/rizon he seems dazed now

[08:38:11] h4/rizon NiniGeo2 sometimes

[08:38:21] h4/rizon when people come in

[08:38:28] h4/rizon and I don't wanna call anybody out, Zack

[08:38:34] h4/rizon but they act like really stupid morons

[08:38:39] h4/rizon you just have to tease them

[08:39:02] h4/rizon but they keep appearing in here

[08:39:13] h4/rizon I mean I would not mind them

[08:39:24] h4/rizon but for some reason this specific one is all over my case

[08:39:29] h4/rizon Topaz arguably

[08:39:43] h4/rizon debatable

[08:39:59] h4/rizon i, however, am always charming and polite

[08:40:07] h4/rizon TOPAZ!

[08:40:09] h4/rizon :D

[08:40:23] h4/rizon Rudolph, no. She clearly wasn't all there when she attacked me

[08:40:38] h4/rizon Topaz are you coming onto me?

[08:40:54] h4/rizon then why would you want me to charme your ass?

[08:41:06] h4/rizon already occupied

[08:41:09] h4/rizon you can't run from me :D

[08:41:29] h4/rizon wow Rudolph

[08:41:30] h4/rizon <+Topaz> Eeu no

[08:41:32] h4/rizon right in the feels

[08:41:43] h4/rizon they are repulsed without seeing my face

[08:41:47] h4/rizon I must appear uglier than you are :D

[08:42:13] h4/rizon ooooof

[08:42:21] h4/rizon I can't win with this one Rudolph

[08:42:36] h4/rizon major insult there

[08:43:11] h4/rizon I mean...i'm writing english all day...how much not german

[08:43:16] h4/rizon could I be?

[08:43:52] h4/rizon #germany is run by Jerry

[08:43:57] h4/rizon i am afraid of Jerry

[08:44:54] h4/rizon yes

[08:45:02] h4/rizon i don't want to make #deutschland

[08:45:05] h4/rizon we got #ireland already

[08:45:22] h4/rizon Rudolph well some of them still fought back despite being clearly outmatched

[08:45:49] h4/rizon and why wouldn't they? They were told the russians are monsters so they literally fought for their lives

[08:46:21] h4/rizon Rudolph I don't care about german cars in the US

[08:46:58] h4/rizon not really

[08:47:10] h4/rizon I'm anything but a fan of the german car industries

[08:47:23] h4/rizon NiniGeo2 slam dunk?

[08:47:25] h4/rizon that could leave a mess

[08:48:09] h4/rizon but who cleans up afterwards?

[08:48:40] h4/rizon your slam dunks seem weak

[08:48:57] h4/rizon .w

[08:49:11] h4/rizon think about covid guys!

[08:49:16] h4/rizon sharing a glass is not a great idea

[08:49:17] h4/rizon !

[08:49:26] h4/rizon lumps

[08:50:34] h4/rizon oh look

[08:50:36] h4/rizon an independent woman

[08:50:38] h4/rizon gets her own milk

[08:51:08] h4/rizon die Luft ist raus

[08:51:31] h4/rizon :)

[08:53:04] h4/rizon !bang

[08:53:07] h4/rizon !reload

[08:53:09] h4/rizon !bang

[08:56:03] h4/rizon !bang

[08:56:12] h4/rizon voll in die Fresse

[08:56:36] h4/rizon seems legit

[08:56:43] h4/rizon I like Frikadellen for example

[08:57:30] h4/rizon probably fine too

[08:58:28] h4/rizon Rudolph but you don't mean the ignored one :O

[08:58:33] h4/rizon you do

[08:58:37] h4/rizon no no, Asshooka

[08:58:38] h4/rizon :D

[08:58:58] h4/rizon yeah i wish

[08:59:02] h4/rizon smoking sucks though

[09:00:56] h4/rizon you ask Mikoolo of all people??

[09:01:19] h4/rizon huh

[09:02:07] h4/rizon that's a well thought out answer

[09:02:40] h4/rizon <&Rudolph> Of course she is rude...oof

[09:03:24] h4/rizon :O

[09:03:32] h4/rizon carrots are still great though

[09:03:42] h4/rizon you're just mad because you're not hung like a horse

[09:06:35] h4/rizon what?

[09:09:07] h4/rizon you what!?

[09:09:13] h4/rizon talk about not being rude

[09:11:24] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[09:12:29] h4/rizon lol

[09:21:39] h4/rizon ye

[13:17:30] h4/rizon meh

[13:17:34] h4/rizon hey hey hey

[13:19:00] h4/rizon hi Topaz ;)

[13:19:18] h4/rizon awww

[13:19:22] h4/rizon but -topaz?

[13:19:26] h4/rizon +h4

[13:19:30] h4/rizon stfu Komputer

[13:19:41] h4/rizon +kick Komputer

[13:19:59] h4/rizon i have no idea what's going on

[13:20:02] h4/rizon did you say I like Topaz?

[13:20:29] h4/rizon ffs mikoolo

[13:20:40] h4/rizon stop telling her stuff like that

[13:20:45] h4/rizon first the

[13:20:48] h4/rizon .quote read 809

[13:20:48] h4/rizon thing

[13:21:00] h4/rizon now you send songs about decoration angels getting sexually abused?

[13:21:48] h4/rizon Topaz don't leave because of him

[13:21:55] h4/rizon if you decide to leave, blame it on ComputerTech

[13:23:22] h4/rizon you just can't hide it Miko :D

[13:23:57] h4/rizon or TorS

[13:24:14] h4/rizon or that telephone thing

[13:24:24] h4/rizon or CrystalMath

[13:24:27] h4/rizon or kuro

[13:24:35] h4/rizon there seems to be a pattern here

[13:24:47] h4/rizon all of the above fought with me

[13:24:57] h4/rizon Rudolph that huuuuuuge phone

[13:25:08] h4/rizon thx Ahsoka

[13:25:11] h4/rizon waaaaait a minute

[13:25:14] h4/rizon she is on ignore

[13:25:16] h4/rizon wtf Rudolph?

[13:25:27] h4/rizon the sheep joke

[13:25:33] h4/rizon thx to misfist overusing it

[13:25:40] h4/rizon nobody can use it without others rolling their eyes

[13:25:45] h4/rizon *misfits

[13:25:51] h4/rizon turn off the heater Topaz

[13:25:53] h4/rizon damn

[13:25:59] h4/rizon 10% humidity

[13:26:04] h4/rizon yeah well

[13:26:15] h4/rizon it's probably not as horrible as 30°C in hamburg with 80% humidity :D

[13:26:27] h4/rizon wow

[13:26:34] h4/rizon that is passive aggressive

[13:26:46] h4/rizon but not if you get buried in it

[13:27:29] h4/rizon ok i have to beat a boss in baldurs gate 3

[13:27:31] h4/rizon bbl

[13:29:45] h4/rizon thx Rudolph

[13:30:16] h4/rizon oh that has already happened :D

[13:30:27] h4/rizon i hadn't figured out how I could actually damage the piece of shit

[13:30:50] h4/rizon gotta get the piece of shit superheated

[13:56:58] h4/rizon oh nice Rudolph

[13:57:06] h4/rizon i defeated the boss easily this time around

[13:57:12] h4/rizon helps to figure out his weaknesses

[13:57:20] h4/rizon Topaz i am glad you had a nap ;)

[13:57:25] h4/rizon after dinner I shall take one as well

[14:15:13] h4/rizon and did you?

[14:15:21] h4/rizon oh

[14:15:22] h4/rizon nvm

[14:15:24] h4/rizon you never wanted to later on

[14:15:25] h4/rizon weak

[14:15:25] h4/rizon !

[14:15:28] h4/rizon ComputerTech is not pleased

[17:39:09] h4/rizon *hier

[17:39:24] h4/rizon he missed an 'r'

[17:39:34] h4/rizon so that others can understand his german

[17:39:36] h4/rizon I added it

[17:39:42] h4/rizon what's your fucking problem ComputerTech?

[17:40:19] h4/rizon what? Mikoolo unable to let go of something?

[17:40:27] h4/rizon you have to be joking

[17:41:03] h4/rizon are they different from other dogs in that regard?

[17:41:27] h4/rizon audi alhamdulilah!

[17:42:17] h4/rizon do not curse

[17:42:22] h4/rizon god does not approve

[17:42:46] h4/rizon Rudolph thought the mosquitoes in summer were a pest in your area

[17:43:11] h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/fra/far/

[17:43:15] h4/rizon goddamn it

[17:43:19] h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/far/fra/

[17:44:48] h4/rizon Rudolph you think ComputerTech can write a tcl script to catch fish?

[17:45:04] h4/rizon what?

[17:45:13] h4/rizon Rudolph hey!

[17:45:22] h4/rizon please no jokes about the longevity of his projects!!!

[17:45:35] h4/rizon those are just drafts

[17:45:39] h4/rizon for others to pick up

[17:45:43] h4/rizon he is like the creative mastermind

[17:45:47] h4/rizon the others are just code monkeys

[17:45:51] h4/rizon who can finish what he thought up

[17:45:55] h4/rizon finishing a project is beneath him

[17:46:17] h4/rizon if you object, you can always go ahead an finish it

[17:46:26] h4/rizon oh what? You are not as proficient in python and pyqt5 as he is!?

[17:46:53] h4/rizon Chiester ye but nobody would release an irc client that can connect to a single server and join a single channel

[17:46:54] h4/rizon right?

[17:47:14] h4/rizon ComputerTech does not redo anything

[17:47:19] h4/rizon all of his ideas are original

[17:47:33] h4/rizon yes

[17:47:37] h4/rizon monty, right

[17:47:38] h4/rizon ?

[17:47:41] h4/rizon :D

[17:47:53] h4/rizon .k audi

[17:47:55] h4/rizon :O

[17:48:07] h4/rizon what?

[17:48:13] h4/rizon but I do know python

[17:48:13] h4/rizon yes

[17:48:29] h4/rizon why do you ask?

[17:48:38] h4/rizon is ComputerTech Inc. looking for a developer?

[17:49:20] h4/rizon but I have been a software dev for years :O

[17:49:36] h4/rizon unlike ComputerTech

[17:49:39] h4/rizon people actually paid me for it too

[17:49:40] h4/rizon :D

[17:49:52] h4/rizon no

[17:50:11] h4/rizon no I downgraded to testing shitty software instead

[17:50:26] h4/rizon that's less than I'm making now

[17:50:29] h4/rizon and I hardly have to work right now

[17:50:51] h4/rizon I need at least 4500€ before taxes

[17:50:55] h4/rizon to even consider it worth my time

[17:51:51] h4/rizon disclaimer: i'm a reaaaaaally lazy bastard...if my work does not excite me, I might slack off a lot

[17:53:13] h4/rizon my last employer did not get that

[17:53:26] h4/rizon he thought having me do the same shit over and over again for shit money would be sufficient

[17:53:31] h4/rizon but FREE COFFEE !!!

[17:53:58] h4/rizon oh yeah

[17:54:09] h4/rizon forcing me to use shitty softare like microsoft sharepoint

[17:54:14] h4/rizon really kills my mood

[17:54:55] h4/rizon also the team needs to be right

[17:55:04] h4/rizon i don't want to be dragged into someone else's drama

[17:55:13] h4/rizon and I certainly don't wany anyone to start drama with me

[17:55:51] h4/rizon but still audi

[17:55:57] h4/rizon I am that entitled euro you mentioned

[17:56:14] h4/rizon high self esteem and, lets face it, the others are just crap compared to me

[17:56:15] h4/rizon right?

[17:57:25] h4/rizon :D

[18:00:32] h4/rizon hey Hotties ;)

[18:00:34] h4/rizon .

[18:00:35] h4/rizon .w

[18:00:38] h4/rizon .w kiel

[18:00:46] h4/rizon get some proper winter deadly

[18:02:11] h4/rizon nice Hotties

[18:02:18] h4/rizon we had a lot of snow for some days

[18:02:22] h4/rizon and now it stays cold :)

[18:03:00] h4/rizon deadly get some food with taste in it deadly

[18:03:14] h4/rizon and fix your goddamn teeth

[18:03:26] h4/rizon huh you liked that one, didn't you?

[18:07:30] h4/rizon REICHT JA JETZT MAL

[18:09:18] h4/rizon sur is getting deployed

[18:09:19] h4/rizon rip

[18:09:30] h4/rizon hope you come strapped

[18:09:49] h4/rizon ...

[18:09:53] h4/rizon kick yourself

[18:09:54] h4/rizon really

[18:10:00] h4/rizon just do it

[18:10:04] h4/rizon you know you deserve it

[18:10:42] h4/rizon now do a ban too!

[18:10:51] h4/rizon pfff

[18:10:57] h4/rizon then I will just randomly kick someone

[18:11:00] h4/rizon .k Komputer

[18:11:18] h4/rizon ComputerTech you think her cat is a dick?

[18:11:28] h4/rizon do it Rudolph!

[18:11:33] h4/rizon .k ComputerTech

[18:11:58] h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/smh/sucking my homo/

[18:12:08] h4/rizon ye

[18:12:14] h4/rizon faster than scp

[18:12:20] h4/rizon also offers comprssion

[18:12:31] h4/rizon .k Rudolph

[18:12:32] h4/rizon pf

[18:12:33] h4/rizon filezilla

[18:12:46] h4/rizon never ever suggest filezilla again!!

[18:12:59] h4/rizon phish it's mega.co.nz now, isn't it?

[18:13:04] h4/rizon ComputerTech no he does not

[18:13:13] h4/rizon Rudolph not recently

[18:13:21] h4/rizon but at some point they distributed malware

[18:13:36] h4/rizon also who needs filezilla

[18:13:39] h4/rizon when there is rsync

[18:13:40] h4/rizon ?

[18:13:44] h4/rizon filezilla uses sftp, right?

[18:13:57] h4/rizon why the extra layer of crap around sftp then?

[18:14:03] h4/rizon !bang

[18:14:42] h4/rizon ComputerTech please read the manpage before using rsync

[18:14:47] h4/rizon you are prone to experience data loss

[18:15:01] h4/rizon nextcloud is not very efficient

[18:15:03] h4/rizon for file transfer anyways

[18:15:17] h4/rizon ComputerTech no, phish has a point

[18:15:58] h4/rizon backups are for pussies anyway

[18:16:13] h4/rizon wildting I don't think skype runs on a linux server though

[18:16:38] h4/rizon omg

[18:16:39] h4/rizon :D

[20:02:05] h4/rizon Rico results when?

[20:05:03] h4/rizon very broad statement

[20:46:59] h4/rizon jan6 you know Rudolph is just a cunt

[20:47:03] h4/rizon !bang

[20:47:05] h4/rizon !bang

[20:47:07] h4/rizon !reload

[20:47:08] h4/rizon !bang

[20:47:21] h4/rizon esjay millions

[20:47:48] h4/rizon they were put in camps for all the wrong stuff

[20:48:04] h4/rizon oh

[20:48:11] h4/rizon you can't expect me to pay attention too

[20:49:16] h4/rizon Rudolph no

[20:49:23] h4/rizon i was actually about to jack off in a minute

[20:49:39] h4/rizon sooo

[20:49:45] h4/rizon how did you guys end up talking about politics?

[20:49:50] h4/rizon it is pretty disgusting tbh

[20:50:10] h4/rizon your nephew a fan Rudolph?

[20:50:19] h4/rizon nice then :P

[20:50:33] h4/rizon Syndus

[20:50:34] h4/rizon ⁵

[20:50:56] h4/rizon LÜGENPRESSE

[20:50:59] h4/rizon DIE MERKEL MUSS WEG

[20:51:03] h4/rizon oh sorry, wrong channel :D

[20:51:27] h4/rizon nobody will get that one :(

[21:51:03] h4/rizon good shot Chiester

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