IRC Driven

[01:10:05] irish666/rizon duck you

[01:10:22] irish666/rizon hey Rudolph

[01:41:23] irish666/rizon hey

[02:45:10] irish666/rizon wearing my coat tonight

[02:45:21] irish666/rizon its really hot

[02:45:32] irish666/rizon cause my cabin is floating around -1

[02:45:44] irish666/rizon i dont heat it

[02:45:55] irish666/rizon i dont brint in fuel anymore

[02:46:00] irish666/rizon bring*

[02:46:12] irish666/rizon no

[02:46:20] irish666/rizon its a cabin thats kinda old

[02:46:41] irish666/rizon i ran 3 miles in -2 yesterday in just shorts

[02:46:55] irish666/rizon yeah i got sweaty asf too

[02:47:03] irish666/rizon zone 2 ftw

[02:48:55] irish666/rizon nice!

[02:49:01] irish666/rizon i like dry 45c

[02:49:04] irish666/rizon mmmmm

[02:49:30] irish666/rizon anyway canada goose is hotter than hot

[02:49:57] irish666/rizon my storm predictor is saying it's gonna freeze more this week ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[02:50:01] irish666/rizon .f

[02:50:05] irish666/rizon dunno

[02:50:25] irish666/rizon its a bowl of crystals that predict the weather

[02:50:30] irish666/rizon lol

[02:50:48] irish666/rizon they look see through when its gonna be a normal week

[02:51:09] irish666/rizon ill look

[02:51:33] irish666/rizon https://youtu.be/3cWpo5BoahA?si=z4GfoKq-HHrSLi65

[02:52:34] irish666/rizon i use a lot of crap thats non electrix

[02:52:43] irish666/rizon its usually inaccurate but good enougj

[02:52:58] irish666/rizon i have wind up scales and etc

[02:53:20] irish666/rizon uhhh 2 year

[02:53:51] irish666/rizon i sometimes go into town to get basic stuff all on foot

[02:53:59] irish666/rizon nobody knows where i am coming from

[02:54:02] irish666/rizon or going

[02:55:49] irish666/rizon make some nice catholic friends

[02:55:53] irish666/rizon like a good boy

[02:55:55] irish666/rizon lol

[02:56:06] irish666/rizon protestants charge you money to be your friend

[02:56:19] irish666/rizon oh dear

[02:56:29] irish666/rizon wrong type innit

[02:57:13] irish666/rizon "your 2nd cousins "

[02:57:24] irish666/rizon lol

[02:57:31] irish666/rizon cause mixed blood is illegal

[02:58:12] irish666/rizon gen a. ireland stands for atheist not alpha

[02:58:33] irish666/rizon 🤔 cant you just say you are indian

[02:59:26] irish666/rizon i told someome in usa i was catholic and they assumed i was agreeing with abortion clinics being blown up

[02:59:31] irish666/rizon i was like wat

[02:59:49] irish666/rizon i didn't even know abortion was still an issue lol

[03:00:00] irish666/rizon thought it was my mums generation 60-80s stuff

[03:00:09] irish666/rizon until this whole recent shit

[03:00:22] irish666/rizon lol

[03:00:43] irish666/rizon jews are with whoever's paying them currently the most

[03:01:11] irish666/rizon "hes one of the good ones innit"

[03:01:13] irish666/rizon kek

[03:01:28] irish666/rizon i have bad experiences with uh

[03:01:46] irish666/rizon crazy religious non christians

[03:02:18] irish666/rizon im like english catholic which is pretty laid back in terms of a lot strict shit the church spews

[03:02:52] irish666/rizon we'll never convert you, dont care about saving you or your sins and do the basics

[03:03:14] irish666/rizon oh and pray

[03:03:38] irish666/rizon maybe sometimes sing in languages i cant speak

[03:03:55] irish666/rizon just knows the songs kek

[03:04:35] irish666/rizon lol had to sing those with flu

[03:05:15] irish666/rizon i have asked for something in a prayer and it has happened, not really gonna convince people but its been semi-consistent

[03:05:29] irish666/rizon nothing crazy or monetary value

[03:07:13] irish666/rizon i split them up as i use spiritual as a tool, logically scientifically it wont make sense but i feel helps aid the human experience

[03:07:36] irish666/rizon its okay youre young

[03:08:12] irish666/rizon plenty of time for philosophy and theology

[03:08:32] irish666/rizon probably doesnt help cause of ni

[03:09:35] irish666/rizon you dont really need organised religion its just usually intertwined with somebodies culture

[03:09:42] irish666/rizon but one day

[03:09:57] irish666/rizon try meditation and unwinding on your own

[03:10:34] irish666/rizon then youre getting what others get through....fantastical imagery

[03:12:15] irish666/rizon religion in my school was meant to be used as a tool to make you feel better also, they emphasised to pick and choose and ignore the parts you dont want

[03:13:59] irish666/rizon my history teacher was my religious education teacher and he would go through it saying things like "what type of source is Mark? is it reliable as its 70 -100 years after christ, is this useful?" etc etc

[03:14:31] irish666/rizon they do criticise the bible in catholic school

[03:14:45] irish666/rizon try to make you think for yourself

[03:15:37] irish666/rizon people who think the bible is perfect and exact worry me

[03:15:53] irish666/rizon its an entire book of parables

[03:16:42] irish666/rizon im not too bias tbh but i havent been out with a proddy

[03:16:52] irish666/rizon i make no friends with proddies either

[03:17:00] irish666/rizon they have always been a bit awkward

[03:17:15] irish666/rizon oh wait

[03:17:28] irish666/rizon i said next to a proddy for a year

[03:17:53] irish666/rizon we let 10% non catholics into the school for some sorta legal quota

[03:18:10] irish666/rizon so like 2 muslims, an atheist and a proddy

[03:18:12] irish666/rizon lol

[03:18:30] irish666/rizon wow for college

[03:18:34] irish666/rizon thats a bit much lol

[03:19:09] irish666/rizon protestants believe you can go to heaven if you do good deeds but you can still be a horrible person

[03:19:14] irish666/rizon the deeds is what counter

[03:19:16] irish666/rizon counted

[03:19:36] irish666/rizon catholics believe good person + deeds = heaven

[03:21:03] irish666/rizon christianity in america made me... ashamed... jesus was everywhere in thr most tackiest way ever... even the lollipops of the dead popes face at the vatican was somehow still more classier

[03:22:06] irish666/rizon well the new testament wiped out the old so if you hear weird rules its not valid anymore unless jew

[03:22:15] irish666/rizon wtf

[03:22:34] irish666/rizon i took sex education in cetholic school and it was so funny

[03:22:56] irish666/rizon "any questions?" kid: yes, how can a dick go into a dick?"

[03:23:16] irish666/rizon we didn't get taught about condoms though

[03:23:41] irish666/rizon tbh when someone told me women have periods and what they were i thought they were trolling cause the class clown told me

[03:23:49] irish666/rizon does sound a bit made up

[03:23:51] irish666/rizon lol

[03:24:13] irish666/rizon i was taught to pray in latin in 2000s kek

[03:24:19] irish666/rizon and sing in italian

[03:24:22] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[03:24:41] irish666/rizon i think the school hadn't changed since it opened

[03:26:11] irish666/rizon i dont mind the church involved with education, i dont mind being cared for by sisters at hospitals either but i wouldnt want my fiancée dealing with a catholic health provider

[03:26:33] irish666/rizon im a bloke so nothing really weird can happen but gf/daughters would be concerning

[03:26:51] irish666/rizon ComputerTech: vicars?

[03:27:07] irish666/rizon prists are catho

[03:27:13] irish666/rizon oh hes vicar

[03:27:17] irish666/rizon protestant

[03:27:29] irish666/rizon fufufuufuf ill cutyab

[03:27:53] irish666/rizon i actually know where all the Protestants live on my road at home

[03:28:02] irish666/rizon their homes are decorated the same

[03:28:09] irish666/rizon they dress the same

[03:28:37] irish666/rizon i also dont really donate to proddy charities

[03:28:52] irish666/rizon some are okay though

[03:29:05] irish666/rizon above age?

[03:29:15] irish666/rizon do you even agree to that here?

[03:29:22] irish666/rizon where its 16

[03:29:29] irish666/rizon i dont

[03:29:56] irish666/rizon In NI the age of consent to sexual activity is 16 years. For the purposes of the Sexual Offences (NI) Order 2008, a person consents if he or she agrees by choice and has the freedom and capacity to make that choice.

[03:30:10] irish666/rizon it used to be 18 for gay sex

[03:30:18] irish666/rizon but then it was considered unlawful

[03:30:32] irish666/rizon claimingitback

[03:30:49] irish666/rizon i did uk law for 3 years

[03:31:06] irish666/rizon i have a law degree

[03:31:32] irish666/rizon i worked with helping prisoners seek legal aid

[03:31:43] irish666/rizon filed rape reports for them

[03:31:46] irish666/rizon when i was younger

[03:32:14] irish666/rizon i quit because of how dark it is

[03:32:28] irish666/rizon i did law to "give back"

[03:32:57] irish666/rizon what was your legal problem

[03:33:03] irish666/rizon land?

[03:33:14] irish666/rizon crim dam?

[03:34:03] irish666/rizon oh wow

[03:34:15] irish666/rizon interesting

[03:34:27] irish666/rizon which countries station was he in? roi?

[03:34:42] irish666/rizon got fined still?

[03:34:45] irish666/rizon points?

[03:34:51] irish666/rizon hmmm

[03:35:08] irish666/rizon can he submit a reconsideration

[03:35:32] irish666/rizon better buy him a bike

[03:35:44] irish666/rizon escooter time

[03:36:04] irish666/rizon he needs to make a plea

[03:36:19] irish666/rizon even if it only allows him to drive in the north

[03:36:31] irish666/rizon hmmm

[03:36:45] irish666/rizon did they take the guilty plea into consideration

[03:36:59] irish666/rizon hm

[03:37:25] irish666/rizon surprised its not 6 months sus

[03:37:32] irish666/rizon fine n points

[03:37:48] irish666/rizon in this economy ???

[03:38:04] irish666/rizon 2 years and 500, might as well cut the mans legs off

[03:38:09] irish666/rizon unreal

[03:38:12] irish666/rizon age?

[03:38:16] irish666/rizon wow

[03:38:18] irish666/rizon is he a father

[03:38:27] irish666/rizon unreal

[03:38:36] irish666/rizon hmmm

[03:39:33] irish666/rizon north good

[03:39:40] irish666/rizon at least job is ✅

[03:40:15] irish666/rizon our police wouldnt use water cannons cause itll look bad on the mainland

[03:40:30] irish666/rizon like its only reserved for the irish

[03:40:57] irish666/rizon has it tried being a rich woman

[03:41:00] irish666/rizon he*

[03:41:31] irish666/rizon 2 years i wonder if theres new laws

[03:41:39] irish666/rizon new guidelines

[03:42:05] irish666/rizon interesting

[03:42:19] irish666/rizon i did a case once where

[03:42:41] irish666/rizon a mum shot up her daughter with heroin as she slept

[03:42:58] irish666/rizon girl overdosed whilst swearing

[03:43:43] irish666/rizon being in the room with child killers is not something im capable of doing

[03:43:54] irish666/rizon i only knew that once id been in that situation

[03:44:30] irish666/rizon ah

[03:45:29] irish666/rizon lots of this country is bankrupt and crumbling

[03:45:45] irish666/rizon wouldnt be surprised to see more like that in future

[03:46:07] irish666/rizon ah

[03:47:04] irish666/rizon doesnt help the old dogs arent too welcoming apparently

[03:48:26] irish666/rizon im gonna probably be burning oil again soon

[03:48:42] irish666/rizon itll smell but shrugged

[03:48:45] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *

[03:49:49] irish666/rizon my dad was hit with an ira bomb once

[03:50:02] irish666/rizon he walked away with weird bruising

[03:50:03] irish666/rizon yes

[03:50:08] irish666/rizon basically

[03:50:14] irish666/rizon a bomb went off across the road

[03:50:21] irish666/rizon he had a window open slightly

[03:50:32] irish666/rizon and the blast knocked him across the room

[03:50:45] irish666/rizon lol

[03:50:55] irish666/rizon dont know

[03:51:03] irish666/rizon ive seen 2

[03:51:22] irish666/rizon my uncle was hit with

[03:51:36] irish666/rizon the first muslim bombings but again nothing badly injured lol

[03:51:56] irish666/rizon london is meh

[03:52:24] irish666/rizon ah

[03:52:39] irish666/rizon the scares used to be very common

[03:52:49] irish666/rizon my school used to get thek

[03:52:52] irish666/rizon in london

[03:53:05] irish666/rizon its a shame that the public has to pay for the government

[03:54:47] irish666/rizon we had the ira try to recruit from the front gates

[03:55:06] irish666/rizon the head master brought out a stick to beat them up

[03:55:18] irish666/rizon they bad leaflets

[03:55:34] irish666/rizon telling you you were shit if you didnt supprt

[03:55:36] irish666/rizon the cause

[03:55:40] irish666/rizon etc etc

[03:55:57] irish666/rizon you gotta be careful cause even at st paddies night

[03:56:13] irish666/rizon you don't exactly know who everybody you're partying with is

[03:56:19] irish666/rizon normal or dodgy

[03:56:22] irish666/rizon really dodgy

[03:57:03] irish666/rizon lol

[03:57:30] irish666/rizon we should take back the holy land i agree ComputerTech

[03:58:08] irish666/rizon jews and muslims are making my Jerusalem into a mess

[03:58:24] irish666/rizon turning*

[03:58:45] irish666/rizon i dont even head it unless footie

[03:58:48] irish666/rizon hear

[03:59:11] irish666/rizon my muslim neighbours talk shit sbout each other in london

[03:59:20] irish666/rizon like they shout at each other

[03:59:37] irish666/rizon protestants skull shape

[03:59:42] irish666/rizon kek

[04:00:11] irish666/rizon yeah

[04:00:17] irish666/rizon maybe not then

[04:00:22] irish666/rizon but overall

[04:00:25] irish666/rizon no speaky

[04:00:34] irish666/rizon oh

[04:00:35] irish666/rizon newb

[04:00:47] irish666/rizon lol

[04:01:13] irish666/rizon i'll give ya a listen next time

[04:01:24] irish666/rizon hes foreign

[04:01:35] irish666/rizon his family came over in 950s

[04:01:53] irish666/rizon still getting used to the lingo 1000 years later

[04:02:15] irish666/rizon i like deadlys accent though

[04:02:41] irish666/rizon mine is extremely flat lol

[04:02:53] irish666/rizon lol

[04:03:27] irish666/rizon lol proper northern lad

[04:03:34] irish666/rizon work hard accent

[04:04:08] irish666/rizon i like northern irish accents, dublin scares me more

[04:04:25] irish666/rizon lol

[04:04:40] irish666/rizon i might go for a run

[04:04:56] irish666/rizon my aunt is from dublin and she scares me

[04:05:09] irish666/rizon foxy i forgot how dark it was

[04:05:20] irish666/rizon lol mine? yeah

[04:05:38] irish666/rizon i try to be approachable

[04:05:50] irish666/rizon i did a few interpersonally skills workshops also

[04:06:33] irish666/rizon lol

[04:06:57] irish666/rizon the irish have to speak in a rhythm

[04:07:43] irish666/rizon my family are from the west and they basically have an irish whisper

[04:07:50] irish666/rizon is jacob from limerick?

[04:08:02] irish666/rizon makes sense

[04:08:14] irish666/rizon we need more sligo lads on here

[04:09:10] irish666/rizon oh ComputerTech i took out my hurley stick to fight someone last month and kek nobody knew what it even was

[04:09:26] irish666/rizon they just assumed i came to beat them with a wooden axe

[04:09:42] irish666/rizon m'hurly

[04:09:51] irish666/rizon its kinda too small for me now

[04:10:01] irish666/rizon its a teenager one lol from ages ago

[04:11:15] irish666/rizon foxy you have the nice swinging southern smoothness

[04:11:21] irish666/rizon to your accent

[04:12:15] irish666/rizon i experience it in the south often but i think it

[04:12:42] irish666/rizon might be like

[04:13:01] irish666/rizon an english thing sometimes, i have this convo with the gf and accents

[04:13:16] irish666/rizon hers isnt southern but everybody else she knows is

[04:14:06] irish666/rizon i dont love the london accent mr. roadmanfakecunt

[04:14:12] irish666/rizon that shit can burn

[04:15:01] irish666/rizon those tyres

[04:15:07] irish666/rizon v nice kek

[04:15:23] irish666/rizon foxy there are barely any drive thru services over here

[04:15:45] irish666/rizon lol thought it was an offroad mobility scooter

[04:15:57] irish666/rizon lol

[04:20:41] irish666/rizon i think i roughly know that mcd

[04:20:48] irish666/rizon through someone else

[04:22:38] irish666/rizon nice one

[04:23:07] irish666/rizon london is too much for me

[04:23:28] irish666/rizon no matter the time, i could walk out of my house and there would actually be 300 people walking by

[04:23:34] irish666/rizon its just exhausting after a while

[04:23:56] irish666/rizon like i go outside for a cheeky bit of air at 3am

[04:24:10] irish666/rizon and someone is just taking photos of your home

[04:24:15] irish666/rizon like tourists

[04:24:38] irish666/rizon 🤦‍♂️ i know for a fact every day i go out in london im in somebodies family holiday albums lol

[04:24:47] irish666/rizon wow

[04:24:55] irish666/rizon ideal

[04:25:52] irish666/rizon .w

[04:25:57] irish666/rizon bollox

[04:26:11] irish666/rizon oh my health age is 28.5 btw

[04:26:42] irish666/rizon which is about 4.5 years younger than i am

[04:27:04] irish666/rizon thx m8

[16:59:44] irish666/rizon fuckin hello

[16:59:52] irish666/rizon i'm still fat

[17:00:05] irish666/rizon yup

[17:00:32] irish666/rizon i only only 9 - 10st

[17:01:15] irish666/rizon i was only 9-10st in school but uhhh people would occasionally say something but most people were around that

[17:01:28] irish666/rizon some kids were 8st and girls 6

[17:01:50] irish666/rizon boys being 10st was a bad look

[17:01:56] irish666/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[17:02:37] irish666/rizon so is everybody

[17:03:00] irish666/rizon plus america is only getting chubbier cause latina pop boom

[17:03:07] irish666/rizon kek

[17:03:36] irish666/rizon those guys taco themselves to death

[17:04:16] irish666/rizon all i gotta do is not drink booze and i'll be okay

[17:04:27] irish666/rizon and like... leave my lungs to repair

[17:06:22] irish666/rizon https://youtu.be/cN7L_cte7PA?si=I53sCRjG5NjhxbIj Rudolph

[17:06:27] irish666/rizon 😂

[17:07:01] irish666/rizon i don't like stevo cause i'm incredible intolerant

[17:07:33] irish666/rizon i just don't like his teeth

[17:08:20] irish666/rizon im not irish phish

[17:08:28] irish666/rizon lol h4

[17:08:47] irish666/rizon im not even english i am a londoner instead

[17:08:59] irish666/rizon propa 'orrible

[19:52:18] irish666/rizon gmm makes my skin crawl

[19:52:36] irish666/rizon my gf watches it, another reason i dont watch much of her stuff lol

[19:53:24] irish666/rizon i cannot a whole episode

[19:53:36] irish666/rizon ugh

[19:54:20] irish666/rizon they speak to their audiences like how blue peter used to speak to kids

[19:54:31] irish666/rizon like the mentally challenged ones

[19:54:59] irish666/rizon covered in steroid cream cause i got burnt bad

[19:55:23] irish666/rizon yeah chem burns both wrists and chest, all different chemicals too

[19:55:57] irish666/rizon living out here without proper knowledge

[19:56:05] irish666/rizon learnt lessons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[20:00:00] irish666/rizon i dont think they're good hosts

[20:00:11] irish666/rizon their jokes are pretty awful also

[20:00:34] irish666/rizon uhhh

[20:00:58] irish666/rizon i beed a new sleeping set up

[20:01:09] irish666/rizon im going to make it artic rated

[20:01:17] irish666/rizon about 6 by 6 feet

[20:01:26] irish666/rizon wow

[20:05:31] irish666/rizon thats what i would do if i was forced on the show

[20:05:54] irish666/rizon how i feel when i have to watch it

[21:16:48] irish666/rizon Ok, now I need your undivided attention Sir I have a question Why do I always sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter into the room It gets all quiet and whispers Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it just because it's too easy to see You're just a really big weenie, big weenie

[21:18:03] irish666/rizon i might become a long distance rickshaw driver

[21:18:14] irish666/rizon ill only do journeys over 50 miles

[21:34:55] irish666/rizon i posted me a while back

[21:35:46] irish666/rizon nope!

[21:35:54] irish666/rizon ill let you know

[21:36:06] irish666/rizon i got those roots entirely

[21:36:17] irish666/rizon try in 2-3 weeke

[21:36:37] irish666/rizon when you wax the hair grows back soft so it doesnt itch apparently

[21:36:46] irish666/rizon doesnt grow back like shaving

[21:36:55] irish666/rizon no

[21:37:09] irish666/rizon the hair in your face isnt straight under your skin

[21:37:32] irish666/rizon asians wax their face and they can get away with jt but

[21:37:45] irish666/rizon every other race will likelu get uh... ingrown

[21:39:27] irish666/rizon yeah i think laser requires 6-9 times for any effect?

[21:39:32] irish666/rizon or light

[21:39:46] irish666/rizon both Fensta

[21:40:11] irish666/rizon TheFatherMind: they sell them in multiple- treatment packages in professional places

[21:40:47] irish666/rizon laser if done a few times back to back will keep it hairless for a few years apparently

[21:41:30] irish666/rizon lol engraver???

[21:41:33] irish666/rizon no

[21:41:57] irish666/rizon dont brand yourself much

[21:42:43] irish666/rizon cause you need to do swastika branding in a mirror and lasers and mirrors dont mix

[21:43:26] irish666/rizon oh i thought it looked like a soldering iron with a light on the end

[21:43:39] irish666/rizon ok

[21:46:41] irish666/rizon oh

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