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[05:30:25] fifel/rizon wez: Every day is a day I can never live in the Illawarra.

[05:30:47] fifel/rizon The ex missus lives there, remember?

[05:31:07] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: Nah mate, the Illawarra is the best place to live in NSW

[05:31:41] fifel/rizon wez: Nah, ACT was my bail out, where all the desperate 35-55 year old women are like my ex, watching insta gram for the latest organic natural vegan flax wide pants (tight arse) to drop in brown *AND* green

[05:32:02] fifel/rizon Yeah, but the delivery facility there is like 2 teams strong at best.

[05:32:13] fifel/rizon and the 35-55 crew would be slappers

[05:32:26] fifel/rizon search their synthetic panties, you know it to be true.

[05:32:37] fifel/rizon \g: The Australian Cunt Trombone.

[05:32:56] fifel/rizon yeah but I cum from the cunter, so that’d be “going home."

[05:37:19] fifel/rizon wez: I’ve gone to the blow hole. I didn’t get blown and I didn’t get hole.

[05:37:20] fifel/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1701664567057866.webm

[05:37:57] fifel/rizon wez: She’s polluted my fantasy of down south where communists actually try. She’s polluted where I live. She’s polluted where I work.

[05:38:01] fifel/rizon I feel ritually unclean.

[05:38:20] fifel/rizon and I’ve got fifty years minimum until I can pour petrol over myself

[05:38:29] fifel/rizon that’s a long time to wait

[05:38:41] fifel/rizon its a fucking long time

[05:38:48] fifel/rizon what’s the difference between wage labour and death row?

[05:42:45] fifel/rizon I work a manual unskilled labour job, weight lifting is for people who don’t get paid to use their bodies.

[05:46:40] fifel/rizon jeff_stacey: Xmas logistics life

[05:46:45] fifel/rizon by nothing day failed

[05:56:51] fifel/rizon jeff_stacey: What’s your favourite Clint Eastwood rape? Most people say Unforgiven. Some people say Gran Torino. But the *real* connessoir of Clint Eastwood raping women in Outlaw Josie Wales multiethnic gang rape.

[05:57:13] fifel/rizon I only ask because Clint Eastwood dedicated his career as a director to rape, specifically gang rape.

[05:58:44] fifel/rizon “I Know we agreed to pay your pimp a string of horses, but these are for you, for what my “mate” did to you because you laughed at his penis, and I am only doing this because I respect you as a woman and want to marry you.” —Pimp and madam demand death.

[05:59:33] fifel/rizon WODANSÐAY

[05:59:48] fifel/rizon Look cunt I’ve got a shorter, and I’m getting it out now

[06:01:04] fifel/rizon shorter 2er3 89

[06:02:11] fifel/rizon Wednesday wödnesdæg corr OFris MLG ON Day of Odin, the fourth day following tuedsday

[06:02:36] fifel/rizon Rudolph: I don’t have psychotic episodes mate. I have episodes of normality

[06:02:48] fifel/rizon Now get in the fucking rape dungeon —Al

[06:03:03] fifel/rizon Has seriously nobody here watched Unforgiven?

[06:03:43] fifel/rizon kot: Am I going to have to go Graves, Robert on your arse?

[06:03:50] fifel/rizon Rudolph: No. Hegel is the default state.

[06:04:11] fifel/rizon Psychosis would be more comprehensible.

[06:04:40] fifel/rizon I think you need to increase your capacity for exegetic relation to the text.

[06:04:51] fifel/rizon How many layers of irony are you on, right now, son?

[06:05:50] fifel/rizon First attested r u winning son meme: https://www.oshonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/07/1-Bodhidharma-meditating-in-his-Cave-s.jpg

[06:06:30] fifel/rizon kot: I fuck mothers, not nymphs.

[06:06:35] fifel/rizon and I seduce crones.

[06:06:54] fifel/rizon Maidens, honesly I view them as malformed boys.

[06:07:21] fifel/rizon And generally I view women as sexless, unless they’re your mother, or grandmother, who I will try to fuck.

[06:07:31] fifel/rizon kot: Why would I fuck a sexless woman.

[06:07:51] fifel/rizon “Yes your exercise pants go right up your arsehole. And you have no libidinal charge.”

[06:08:29] fifel/rizon Broken women have more reward, and possibly a wr speedrun for unfucking a manic bipolar nightmare maenid woman.

[06:08:54] fifel/rizon Hard disagree. If I turned a 22 year old boy into a woman, she’d have all the deficiencies of my view of a woman.

[06:09:23] fifel/rizon Whereas a woman I offered the chance to sculpt herself in front of me, now that’s perverted. Like Aarnie making his wife strip for him in that movie where they’re both spies but don’t know each other are spies.

[06:09:42] fifel/rizon I’d masturbate to raping my wife by forced stripping where she didn’t know I was raping her (apart from enthusiastic informed prior consent)

[06:09:53] fifel/rizon “Hey babe can I kidnap you in a work context and rape you by forced sex work?”

[06:10:22] fifel/rizon Rudolph: Get on my level

[06:10:34] fifel/rizon Rudolph: S U C C

[06:11:34] fifel/rizon Your loss, read more Gateless gate.

[06:11:47] fifel/rizon two boys, one girl

[06:12:09] fifel/rizon kot is on the right plane

[06:12:46] fifel/rizon You know that feel when even *Lain* pities you for your online persona.

[06:13:22] fifel/rizon esjay: Have some “intelligent” dnb https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1701719780616456.webm

[06:13:53] fifel/rizon kot: I am *liberally* Trevor Goodchilde’s new openness.

[06:14:01] fifel/rizon I am crawling into a fat guy’s arsehole as we speak.

[06:14:18] fifel/rizon Don’t blame me, I listen to techstep

[06:15:02] fifel/rizon kot: Prepare to have your genitals orally laved IN YOUR MINDX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_Z-nT7kTMRE

[06:16:21] fifel/rizon esjay: I guess that’s why they dump me after 7 years.

[06:17:08] fifel/rizon We’re going to the fucken illawarra through fog in datsuns

[06:17:20] fifel/rizon kot: liquid television

[06:17:33] fifel/rizon kot: That’s intelligent.

[06:17:42] fifel/rizon solid dnb is breakcore

[06:17:48] fifel/rizon plasma dnb is techstep

[06:18:32] fifel/rizon Is tonight a night?

[06:18:52] fifel/rizon If you can’t taste last fourtnight’s grapes in your piss you aren’t drinking your own piss enough.

[06:22:19] fifel/rizon >kot is a german punk

[06:25:14] fifel/rizon nice distorted kick

[06:25:30] fifel/rizon 2:46 before the digital hardcore punk style drop though.

[06:25:43] fifel/rizon Also, boys snipe, men laze artillery fires.

[06:26:15] fifel/rizon YOKE TARGET YOKE TARGET YOKE TARGET

[06:26:44] fifel/rizon Rudolph: You tile your bedroom, I piss on you like its your bathtub.

[06:26:58] fifel/rizon kot: This is a dank remix of Aufstanden das ruinen.

[06:27:49] fifel/rizon Rudolph: Boys talk tactics, adolescents talk strategy, anoraks talk logistics, professionals talk whores, horses, promotion and french cooking.

[06:29:16] fifel/rizon NOTA. I reservoir boring political shit about economic organisation.

[06:29:27] fifel/rizon Pro-tip: chicks are an untapped reservoir.

[06:29:32] fifel/rizon and boys are disposable.

[06:29:52] fifel/rizon I pissed off an pIRA by telling his punchline when he told me the set-up

[06:30:12] fifel/rizon kot: Beware urban sociologists: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVqG0jYI8QE

[06:30:28] fifel/rizon Rudolph: Do you know Vo Nguyen Giap?

[06:30:48] fifel/rizon Do you know about how he served years in internal exile and was forced to implement TET-1 through -3 against his advice?

[06:31:12] fifel/rizon and how his 3 year General-Offensive line was successful even after he was demoted? That’s who I admire. A history teacher.

[06:34:55] fifel/rizon kot: German digital hardcore was surprisingly good. Got more airtime in origins of breakcore than epsilon or overcast

[06:35:31] fifel/rizon this is british hardcore though

[06:36:00] fifel/rizon which is a real thing and genuine, but not related to hardcore techno or gabber, but *more* influential in happyhardcore than cheesed out gabber.

[06:36:15] fifel/rizon like a step dad who fucked your mum before she left your father.

[06:36:27] fifel/rizon and your father has black hair. And your step dad has red hair. And you have red hair.

[06:37:11] fifel/rizon That is so 93

[06:37:15] fifel/rizon retriggers is totally 93

[06:38:57] fifel/rizon fuck you cunt, I use VMS

[06:39:20] fifel/rizon …

[06:39:46] fifel/rizon FFS cunt I’m ’78, I was born while people were still conspiring to commit sex offenses on WELL

[06:39:53] fifel/rizon I was on Lambda shortly after the rape.

[06:40:29] fifel/rizon Do you remember, when it was not September?

[06:42:46] fifel/rizon kot: humans fuck anything.

[06:43:02] fifel/rizon kot: Solid Snake fucked anything. The Major fucked anything.

[06:43:29] fifel/rizon kot: Also if you can make the 15 year old boy fuck the goat, you can kill them both and eat them.

[06:43:39] fifel/rizon I’m not speaking from experience here, but from the Golden Bough.

[06:43:46] fifel/rizon totally not speaking from experience.

[06:43:52] fifel/rizon And my tongs have been cleaned.

[06:47:12] fifel/rizon kot: Clint Eastwood. Outlaw Josey Wales. Ello_poppet.swf.

[06:47:33] fifel/rizon note: the swf randomises visual loops but keeps the audio loop static after the intro, great swf.

[06:51:05] fifel/rizon Rudolph: You *think* I’m schizo but you’re low context. Notice how kot treats me as cogent? Perhaps you lack a cultural basis for engagement.

[06:51:45] fifel/rizon kot: Seriously come to sydney, and I will cock agent your orgasm centre.

[06:52:08] fifel/rizon That’s just evangelion / the bible.

[06:52:19] fifel/rizon sgt crabs in the house

[06:57:18] fifel/rizon If you leave meat uncovered on the street it will attract horse semen.

[07:10:54] fifel/rizon His name again is Mister Plough.

[07:21:29] fifel/rizon https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1701719959519417.webm

[07:21:36] fifel/rizon Talk to me, baby. Talk to me.

[07:21:42] fifel/rizon Because my HIPS DO NOT LIE

[07:21:46] fifel/rizon and it is on tonight

[07:22:57] fifel/rizon !shop snitches

[07:23:43] fifel/rizon tfw when your gril drop u for dat white whale

[07:23:46] fifel/rizon HOLY GRAIL

[07:24:21] fifel/rizon Remake the IRA dirty protest in your own workplace

[07:24:24] fifel/rizon shit on your boss’s face.

[07:25:04] fifel/rizon <SMUG LAIN.SWF>

[07:25:19] fifel/rizon VIDEO CANNOT BE PLAYED BECAUSE THE FILE IS CORRUPT

[07:32:48] fifel/rizon When you get told to go back to hegel you have failed as a being apart from kot and that person.

[07:32:54] fifel/rizon and my father, but he doesn’t count.

[07:33:01] fifel/rizon I raped your father, I could rape my own.

[07:42:02] fifel/rizon I work for a major logistics company and its christmas. My father inducted me into Zen at 6 and hegel at 10.

[07:42:07] fifel/rizon Of course I’m not okay ffs.

[07:42:28] fifel/rizon The woman who caused me to change my very being dumped me 8 months ago, while living in the domain we destined as paradise.

[07:42:34] fifel/rizon Of course I’m not okay ffs.

[07:42:52] fifel/rizon Also kot and I have a partial shared language, so you monologue is my dialogue

[07:43:14] fifel/rizon Do you know what eisegesis is?

[07:43:25] fifel/rizon Do you want to come fuck to breakcore in sydney?

[07:44:38] fifel/rizon Also you should reconsider alcohol as a psychedelic when used correctly.

[07:44:54] fifel/rizon No, no I didn’t. I just replied without highlighting.

[07:45:01] fifel/rizon Its *oldschool* like 1992

[07:45:12] fifel/rizon like quoting someone’s full .edu account on USENET

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