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[18:48:43] fifel/rizon Pre sauced mutton

[18:58:33] fifel/rizon Ahsoka: aren’t you a conquoring buddhist prince?

[19:03:53] fifel/rizon Jax: “Oh wow I’m human, I have accidentally or deliberately caused harm to others.”

[19:04:31] fifel/rizon Jax: I hate to tell you this, but sky-clad Jains are involved in capital investment.

[19:05:11] fifel/rizon How often have you engaged in a human centred campaign for social control by murdering only the incompetents?

[19:06:27] fifel/rizon h4: I know where I am, and I know where I’m going. Occasionally a woman I misbelieve I can trust makes me feel I’m somewhere else.

[19:06:42] fifel/rizon meh, just mortar their home

[19:07:44] fifel/rizon yournamehere: Generally people are fascinated by being hurt by cocks though.

[19:08:34] fifel/rizon How can you say that she loves you if she won’t consent to eat your shit.

[19:09:08] fifel/rizon Also women can’t consent: only real people can consent.

[19:10:08] fifel/rizon Finally I can say that Jax is a man attempting to make the best of himself in a world that he is incapable of integrating as not attempting to destroy him.

[19:10:20] fifel/rizon But isn’t aware of meme culture’s most canonised texts.

[19:12:21] fifel/rizon Dude, you relax into having the shit beat out of you. The fact that you’re staging it means I get time to emotionally prepare.

[19:13:11] fifel/rizon also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXqcbUjgU64

[19:15:17] fifel/rizon Rudolph: I’m honestly better off being on ignore for a person who misreads me like that.

[19:17:47] fifel/rizon Rudolph: language is software level, not hardware ;)

[19:18:47] fifel/rizon Rudolph: I was meant to go ask an attractive woman out this weekend; but, walked straight into “should I go to the doctor” dehydration and awful sleep

[19:19:32] fifel/rizon yournamehere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cab5IcCy8

[19:19:53] fifel/rizon yournamehere: LOOK AT HER PUSSY

[19:20:28] fifel/rizon deadly: I envy your ability to drink beer.

[19:21:07] fifel/rizon deadly: I love beer, but I have (probably) alcohol induced epilepsy.

[19:22:50] fifel/rizon Yeah, well, I started having no short term memory at work

[19:23:38] fifel/rizon yournamehere: Would you go for a crazy cat lady dork?

[19:23:49] fifel/rizon deadly: I tried that, I ended up with grandmals

[19:23:55] fifel/rizon or tonic-clonic as they’re called these days

[19:26:16] fifel/rizon I actually think Jax is doing a really good job at being a man. He has identified his problems as his, he owns them, he takes responsibility and care, and he is centrally dedicated to his kid. This is *peak* man.

[19:26:48] fifel/rizon Rudolph: There’s a body of people in Australia who signal *the incorrect way* due to german car technology

[19:26:59] fifel/rizon they’re often apologetic rich islamic women.

[19:27:18] fifel/rizon Rudolph: They don’t attend to driving at that level.

[19:30:49] fifel/rizon Don’t worry, the next season is already planned.

[19:32:59] fifel/rizon Satan please stop here with your glowing horned demons.

[19:33:07] fifel/rizon Satan please slay tonight.

[19:33:14] fifel/rizon And your elves.

[19:33:38] fifel/rizon Satan really should have bargained fairly.

[19:34:00] fifel/rizon n0s3y|afk: Last Christmas I gave you my heart.

[19:35:59] fifel/rizon Chiester: Imagine if accidentally people wished difts from Santa

[19:37:52] fifel/rizon “Dude, why is Adam special” —“Adam is ‘special’ Satan.” —“Dude, why is Adam special?”

[19:37:59] fifel/rizon now you don’t need to read paradise lost

[19:39:21] fifel/rizon Ahsoka: fifel and fifel aren’t the same person

[19:39:38] fifel/rizon Rudolph: I’m fifel, but fifel ain’t fifel.

[19:41:16] fifel/rizon “The books are canon”

[19:41:23] fifel/rizon Ask a woman who runs a jewish kitchen

[19:41:49] fifel/rizon Rudolph: They can be pretty horny

[19:42:31] fifel/rizon She rode on top. The best part about a horny kitchen is horny bread.

[19:42:43] fifel/rizon Medieval christian women baked bottom bread in order to seduce men.

[19:42:47] fifel/rizon It worked

[19:43:02] fifel/rizon Because baking was done in a community of women, so every woman in the community is forcing Johnny to go fuck Julie.

[19:43:19] fifel/rizon h4: This is less weird than normal.

[19:45:52] fifel/rizon h4: We’re not talking advanced buddhism or hegel or shit

[19:47:07] fifel/rizon h4: Okay, I’ll avoid introducing you to Heidegger.

[19:48:45] fifel/rizon anyone want to come to the servo and buy bad coffee and bad sandwiches.

[20:00:01] fifel/rizon 56>48

[20:01:57] fifel/rizon n0s3y|afk: Also 89 was a failed revolution, half finished, only the DDR fell.

[20:02:39] fifel/rizon because in the 1880s they enlisted. They’re remembering something they never did.

[20:02:57] fifel/rizon n0s3y|afk: The USSR fell to nomenklatura turned capitalists, not to workers though.

[20:03:13] fifel/rizon and the USSR fell in 91 IIRC

[20:03:52] fifel/rizon Neo_Nemesis: I’m happy that we’re both correct.

[20:13:56] fifel/rizon Please let zeus be a cade

[20:15:49] fifel/rizon who the fuck slimes a bicycle instead of changing the tubes.

[20:15:52] fifel/rizon OH RIGHT TUBELESS

[20:17:28] fifel/rizon https://www.sheldonbrown.com/

[20:17:48] fifel/rizon foxy: Do you hoard data though?

[20:23:04] fifel/rizon Yet you are still human.

[20:23:15] fifel/rizon I am a lot worse than I was 30 months ago. Yet.

[20:24:24] fifel/rizon h4: 30 months ago I had a plan to live well, and the people to actualise that plan with.

[20:24:34] fifel/rizon are you saying *I’ve improved*?

[20:26:28] fifel/rizon irish666: Consider grief and excessive manual labour.

[20:26:56] fifel/rizon starving central europe to feed germans?

[20:27:39] fifel/rizon nah mate ’45 was death marches

[20:27:41] fifel/rizon you mean ‘44

[20:40:06] fifel/rizon Are you saying his mother fucks him in the face?

[20:48:38] fifel/rizon That has to be pretty low down the hierarchy of chocolate available at aldi

[21:18:43] fifel/rizon Eezer good eezer good

[21:22:00] fifel/rizon Obviously the 4th International (Posadist) was contacting fucking space hippies

[21:29:30] fifel/rizon 20”?

[21:30:09] fifel/rizon I dunno if you can penetrate an Iowa.

[21:46:12] fifel/rizon HOI is notoriously misscaled for grandstrategic warfare

[21:46:49] fifel/rizon it doesn’t help that grand strategic unit sizes differ between theatres. Three guys and a dog can influence Burma or PNG.

[21:47:16] fifel/rizon mrinfinity: I do historiography and a bit of ontology

[21:47:59] fifel/rizon Not doing is doing.

[21:51:44] fifel/rizon eu2 is about mechanical change over time which makes it different.

[21:52:09] fifel/rizon sorry eu whatever.

[21:54:07] fifel/rizon So eu4 implements elements of scope of control, ie: you can’t control everything.

[21:54:32] fifel/rizon Normally, like in HOI scope of control is “below this scale you can’t influence anything, and its a technology or unit structure issue.”

[21:54:48] fifel/rizon however if it takes 3 years to write a letter to a colony…

[21:55:00] fifel/rizon There’s an entire song about how NZ is six months on a leakyboat.

[21:55:34] fifel/rizon <clapclapclapclap> lucky just to stay aloat. Aotearoa.

[22:02:17] fifel/rizon I play reals

[22:02:21] fifel/rizon You die in the reals you die in the games

[22:06:17] fifel/rizon Number1Stunna: You’ve never played ck2? Lesbian horse pope?

[22:06:22] fifel/rizon dude: LESBIAN HORSE POPE

[22:09:08] fifel/rizon The charm of ck2 was how every new mechanic added made the game more cludgy

[22:09:23] fifel/rizon Want all the deficits of Catholicism and all the deficits of Hinduism??? Go Jewish.

[22:13:37] fifel/rizon Its okay to cheat as long as you recognise that you’re masturbating inside an open ruleset, like shoving two vibrators up your arse on poppers while using a vibrating sound

[22:13:50] fifel/rizon closed rulesets make the orgasm feel, “earnt”

[22:13:58] fifel/rizon Hello Hotties, do you like sounding?

[22:14:46] fifel/rizon Have you ever achieved immortality in CK2?

[22:14:48] fifel/rizon I have, it isn’t good

[22:14:56] fifel/rizon the maluses stack up and you end up fucked

[22:15:16] fifel/rizon “It is 300 years later and my stats are solid negative, why can’t I die”

[22:15:25] fifel/rizon Its like being a Hapsberg but the suffering doesn’t end

[22:24:18] fifel/rizon hanging out your police men

[22:24:24] fifel/rizon sorry

[22:24:35] fifel/rizon hung by the neck police men

[22:24:47] fifel/rizon Judas Priest

[22:25:09] fifel/rizon eartbsw

[22:25:13] fifel/rizon beartsw

[22:25:26] fifel/rizon braetsw

[22:25:59] fifel/rizon braswet

[22:26:19] fifel/rizon Doctor

[22:26:29] fifel/rizon Painting it

[22:31:38] fifel/rizon I’m pretty bored tbh

[22:37:57] fifel/rizon Hotties: What is down

[22:38:26] fifel/rizon What is the movie you watch

[22:40:36] fifel/rizon Horror is nice

[22:41:48] fifel/rizon Looks a bit like Bret Easton Ellis but actually undrestanding women.

[22:42:07] fifel/rizon Also the idea of surgical versus population permutation selection beauty is interesting, given that women experience their own beauty as embodied rather than sample biased.

[22:43:21] fifel/rizon Good choice.

[23:11:26] fifel/rizon Ahsoka: You can know someone deeply for seven years, stand by their trauma, take their assertions at face value, and they can ghost you.

[23:11:33] fifel/rizon And they can do this in the real.

[23:15:04] fifel/rizon people put otters on ignore because of their cute little human hands.

[23:30:33] fifel/rizon Syndus: Well you’re in a tech race so you’ve already lost

[23:31:50] fifel/rizon You knew which planet it was until we renamed it hotdog

[23:31:54] fifel/rizon Now it is hotdog

[23:32:05] fifel/rizon It is like lesbian armenian immortal horse pope.

[23:36:09] fifel/rizon just pee where you’re laying down.

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