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Sunday, December 10, 2023

[00:03:50] fifel/rizon Now you need the a salt.

[00:06:28] fifel/rizon Is this some kind of western gachimuchi?

[00:29:55] fifel/rizon PapaElf: Read a long form book with simple characters and a plot involving direct pay offs from struggle.

[00:32:07] fifel/rizon Kumool: Horror books need to be written coherently. Unless you’re Garth Marenghi.

[00:33:59] fifel/rizon PapaElf: Kumool was making a bad joke about Adolf Hitler’s rambling manifesto “My Struggle”

[00:34:11] fifel/rizon Kumool: Technically a loss is a negative profit

[02:00:02] fifel/rizon drink of water or kava

[02:01:27] fifel/rizon .w Randwick

[02:01:40] fifel/rizon Lol, nice escarpment based sauna bro

[02:02:08] fifel/rizon I’m in Randwick today

[02:02:31] fifel/rizon foxy: I am in an inner south east suburb of Sydney

[02:02:39] fifel/rizon This makes me proximate to Brisbane in certain ways

[02:02:55] fifel/rizon Only 13 hours and only if you obey the law

[02:03:45] fifel/rizon I am 13 hours from Brisbane.

[02:03:59] fifel/rizon Neo_Nemesis: Sharp wrist, not lead foot

[02:04:04] fifel/rizon and it isn’t driving

[02:04:25] fifel/rizon wez: I think you mean 1 hour + 1 hour + 1 hour 10 minutes + 1 hour + 1 hour by taxi wait plane wait taxi

[02:04:35] fifel/rizon foxy: 13 hours is “close” in Australian.

[02:04:59] fifel/rizon wez: Yeah stop rubbing it in she dropped me we know

[02:06:25] fifel/rizon foxy: Townsville is where Primitive Technology skives off base to grow marijuana

[02:06:48] fifel/rizon foxy: My ex and I were meant to move to where wez lives. She did. I didn’t. I got ghosted after 7 years.

[02:44:43] fifel/rizon Oh it is an actual plant.

[02:45:48] fifel/rizon I thought it was a euphemism

[03:11:53] fifel/rizon Did you know the song, “Because I’m there when you call/ And I’m always on time” was about a crack cocaine dealer?

[03:14:31] fifel/rizon Neo_Nemesis: I know what backing soda is…

[03:15:03] fifel/rizon wofmobile: You do nice, safe, crystalline amphetamines.

[03:23:43] fifel/rizon Neo_Nemesis: That’s baking soda mate. And if it is that simple I’m sure any base (pref less-toxic to humans) would do.

[03:23:53] fifel/rizon Now Backing Soda is how you get it through customs.

[03:25:07] fifel/rizon And that’s fine, but regardless of my esteem for you, I take human consumable chemistry instructions from other locations, ones involving peer review.

[03:25:09] fifel/rizon No not erowid

[03:27:38] fifel/rizon New York state isn’t a well known organic chemistry for human consumption publisher btw.

[03:28:13] fifel/rizon Yes. Yes it is

[03:30:10] fifel/rizon Yeah, peer review.

[03:33:34] fifel/rizon m0n: Aren’t you in a chilly rainforest?

[03:37:57] fifel/rizon m0n: The solution is dehumidifiers and polycules. This is the wisdom of the North West.

[03:38:13] fifel/rizon You’ve got to get that thick North West polycule semen out of the air before BAM old growth through your sitting room.

[03:38:27] fifel/rizon Not even a group of transvestite lumberjacks from Canada could save you.

[03:38:38] fifel/rizon As in the famous Monty Python educational film about lumberjack duties.

[03:45:29] fifel/rizon wofmobile: I am so cracked I’m listening to *bad* *very bad* US theological first year “history” courses on youtube.

[03:46:03] fifel/rizon I haven’t gotten any rest this weekend significantly due to christmas.

[03:46:15] fifel/rizon 3 weeks straight of “relieving” duties which are as bad as they sound.

[03:46:24] fifel/rizon Its like in Taxi Driver except you’re the backseat.

[03:46:44] fifel/rizon Or that Ryan Gosling movie, you know the one you can’t download and you have to sell a cousin to a cartel to see

[03:46:50] fifel/rizon *The one with the goldfish*

[03:49:05] fifel/rizon deadly: eh sick cunt, beer and rum or just beer

[03:55:01] fifel/rizon wofmobile: the only time I’ve done anything was when I got a 5 second vote to break a picket line so only *one* skull was caved by police.

[06:56:34] fifel/rizon THANK YOU CUNT FACE

[06:56:45] fifel/rizon ComputerTech: Do you want a penis in your face?

[06:57:16] fifel/rizon programming what? Excel or COBOL +> YPB; Anything else +> sweet cunt

[06:57:36] fifel/rizon Kumool: I haven’t wanked properly for 4 days due to stress.

[06:57:41] fifel/rizon thanks for rubbing it in.

[06:57:46] fifel/rizon VLOOKUP()

[06:57:50] fifel/rizon HLOOKUP()

[06:58:00] fifel/rizon VLOOKUP()

[06:58:11] fifel/rizon ask wofmobile why he can’t handle the bants

[06:58:36] fifel/rizon or Identify actually conscious beings (AI_HEGEL_BUDDHIST_HEIDEGGER)) correctly

[06:58:51] fifel/rizon I’ll shit punch your fuck door with frozen shit

[06:58:54] fifel/rizon 0.1 K

[07:00:36] fifel/rizon Frozen shit dildo if you can’t use excel as a compiler without using scripting, GO!

[07:00:56] fifel/rizon also wofmobile failed a turing test on me

[07:05:15] fifel/rizon Kumool: No, that’s not the problem. I’ve read extended edition archipelago.

[07:05:28] fifel/rizon I tell come and see what to come and see

[07:05:46] fifel/rizon idi i smotri. watch teh movie

[07:06:52] fifel/rizon No, you should watch in full the Soviet film about German “anti-partisan” ie : anti-civllian actions “Idi i smotri” ie: “Come and see”

[07:07:18] fifel/rizon The genocides in the film take snape shots

[07:08:00] fifel/rizon Don’t ask me about the dark parts of fifel then mate.

[07:08:54] fifel/rizon sexual reassignement surgery I’m a historian, a modern historian.

[07:09:04] fifel/rizon I know how to organise one.

[07:09:33] fifel/rizon NAH, you use straight virgin men’s fear of women.

[07:09:59] fifel/rizon A LOT OF agn agc ags

[07:10:01] fifel/rizon yeah

[07:10:29] fifel/rizon then you let them know “You don’t have to fight “REAL COMBATANTS” if you do this.

[07:10:47] fifel/rizon army group north, central, couth.

[07:12:01] fifel/rizon No they get a great weekend off shooting peasants and eating meat instead of facing a four wave soviet infantry assault.

[08:01:23] fifel/rizon cunt

[08:02:17] fifel/rizon cunts

[08:02:23] fifel/rizon I went to the botleo I shouldn’t have

[08:04:01] fifel/rizon 3 green ;longs an a litre of bundie

[08:13:06] fifel/rizon ofc

[08:16:47] fifel/rizon bundy and water

[08:17:02] fifel/rizon UP andcold water

[08:18:41] fifel/rizon I’m got 2 hours befrore I can sleep

[08:18:48] fifel/rizon and I hate hate

[08:20:19] fifel/rizon Maybe I need a resolution of a lacanian sexual scenario

[08:25:56] fifel/rizon I could do with a blow job and a woman whos’ sexual mind was broken to hug closely and gently and cure her of her issues.

[08:26:18] fifel/rizon but that won’t happne for either of us will it?

[08:28:16] fifel/rizon ..unlog

[08:28:23] fifel/rizon none of this will happen

[08:33:26] fifel/rizon My union fucks us to our face

[08:33:35] fifel/rizon asking us to be better commos and bites

[08:38:45] fifel/rizon Yeah, that’s myh job, to be fufked in the face

[08:38:53] fifel/rizon when shit like that hpapens.

[08:47:41] fifel/rizon i know about rudolphs accident

[08:47:45] fifel/rizon because I am union

[08:47:59] fifel/rizon so I remember regardless

[08:48:10] fifel/rizon yes I am drunk

[08:48:17] fifel/rizon I can’t sleep

[08:48:30] fifel/rizon because my mind is fucked from my ex

[08:51:30] fifel/rizon no my ex believes her father committed suicide because she’s evil

[08:52:03] fifel/rizon so she has both tried to kill me and is disappointed that I didn’t.

[08:52:11] fifel/rizon h4: Desire coitus

[08:52:55] fifel/rizon No she’s a communist worker. She just feels responsible for her father’s suicide. DIck in crayz

[08:53:20] fifel/rizon I am a communist

[08:53:33] fifel/rizon She’s got a nice cunt and I’m a communist

[08:54:48] fifel/rizon YES, I feel really responsible.

[08:55:27] fifel/rizon She asked me when I’d suicide and I said me +96. And then she asked “what if I”m still alive” so you dead or me 96

[08:55:45] fifel/rizon and I said it with that masculine solidity that says “This is what he believes.”

[08:55:49] fifel/rizon and then she dropped me.

[08:55:59] fifel/rizon so how the fuck do I know if she’s dead?

[08:57:22] fifel/rizon h4: I only dated her because she had professional helf

[08:57:32] fifel/rizon I gotta sleep

[08:57:33] fifel/rizon bye

[08:58:00] fifel/rizon h4: She chose to commit me to death mate

[08:58:58] fifel/rizon cades : **

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