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[19:39:29] Valware !duckstats foxy

[19:39:38] Valware !duckstats foxy/rizon

[19:40:10] Valware just curious =]

[19:41:42] Valware I just came here to boast that my irc network has no services, yet you can still register accounts and login/sasl, and register channels B-)

[19:41:57] Valware using unrealircd

[19:43:02] Valware instead, unrealircd communicates with a series of URL JSON API endpoints lol, no more problems when doing services-stuff during netsplits

[19:43:10] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[19:43:12] Valware hahahaha

[19:43:32] Valware imagine having to message a bot to carry out critical network functionality

[19:44:33] Valware can't imagine that

[19:44:34] Valware :/

[19:45:10] Valware in fact, Fensta, I'm the nerd who wrote that :/

[19:45:18] Valware this is MY SOFTWARE \o/

[19:45:41] Valware lol this network runs my code

[19:45:47] Valware ComputerTech ,3

[19:45:50] Valware <3 even

[19:46:20] Valware ComputerTech I've got no-services and still have ability to login and register n shit B-)

[19:46:44] Valware LOL grow a new eye?

[19:46:45] Valware .)

[19:47:09] Valware imagine the spectacles you'd have to wear

[19:47:19] Valware one normal pair and one pair for a cyclops

[19:47:27] Valware wait is it even a pair?

[19:47:33] Valware well I suppose it'd have two legs at least so

[19:47:42] Valware lol noob

[19:47:48] Valware ;p

[19:48:12] Valware feel free to register an account and your channel

[19:48:42] Valware ComputerTech: not on this new software you don't

[19:48:49] Valware this isn't wordpressy stuff

[19:49:24] Valware mrinfinity, I've solved the problem of having no access to services during netsplits https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[19:49:27] Valware I'M SO CLEVER

[19:49:39] Valware I'm such a narcissist, but I make up for it with how pretty and clever I am

[19:49:46] Valware irc.valware.uk

[19:50:15] Valware mrinfinity: nope you can't, only time your server gets a privmsg is if it's intended for someone on your server or someone beyond your server

[19:50:27] Valware so services servers only ever see private messages meant for their Servs

[19:50:54] Valware ComputerTech: your sasl isn't working

[19:51:17] Valware turn off sasl

[19:51:32] Valware register your account after you connected, or during connection if your client supppports draft/account-registration

[19:53:45] Valware ComputerTech: idk if you can see the syntax

[19:53:53] Valware /register <account name> <email> <password>

[20:23:29] Valware ComputerTech

[20:23:31] Valware why you not registered

[20:24:21] Valware sounds like someone did the "laxative bread" trick

[20:24:45] Valware painting the town white

[20:26:02] Valware that's crazy =]

[20:26:04] Valware !bang

[20:26:12] Valware what the fuck?

[20:26:25] Valware [20:26:04] <~Valware> !bang

[20:26:25] Valware [20:26:04] <Neo_Nemesis/rizon> !bang

[20:26:25] Valware [20:26:04] <DuckHunt/rizon> Neo_Nemesis > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[20:26:25] Valware [20:26:06] <DuckHunt/rizon> valware > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[20:26:25] Valware [20:26:05] <Neo_Nemesis/rizon> !bang

[20:26:25] Valware [20:26:05] <DuckHunt/rizon> Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.613s, which makes you a total of 215 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[20:26:42] Valware slow as fuck relay

[20:27:04] Valware lol

[20:27:14] Valware hey foxy =]

[20:27:23] Valware missed u =]

[20:27:47] Valware :D

[20:28:04] Valware foxy: https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[20:28:10] Valware freenode should switch to unrealircd

[20:28:21] Valware https://github.com/unrealircd/unrealircd-webpanel

[20:28:22] Valware freenode should switch to unrealircd

[20:28:38] Valware https://www.unrealircd.org/docs/Central_Blocklist

[20:28:39] Valware freenode should switch to unrealircd

[20:28:57] Valware unrealircd users using the central blocklist just don't get spam

[20:29:38] Valware I would but the bot would get kicked

[20:29:46] Valware and people get annoyed at me when I do that

[20:29:55] Valware which is funny but I am too busy talking about how clever I am

[20:30:01] Valware XD

[20:30:27] Valware I am, I'm just also narcissistic

[20:30:45] Valware actually I'm not clever except for programming

[20:30:47] Valware and unrealircd

[20:30:55] Valware that's literally all I got

[20:30:58] Valware =]

[20:31:53] Valware to be fair, no clients actively support it, but it's user-intuitive, you can just /register account email password

[20:32:11] Valware you don't even need to request the CAP draft/account-registration

[20:32:23] Valware lol

[20:32:36] Valware I can make mirc scripts for it

[20:32:47] Valware I already started in fact

[20:33:32] Valware I would make sure to make it compatible with old and new mirc and adiirc

[20:33:38] Valware I use latest mirc

[20:33:39] Valware lol

[20:33:43] Valware on linux lol

[20:33:54] Valware ;D

[20:34:26] Valware I'm not lying

[20:34:31] Valware it runs on wine

[20:34:41] Valware why am I lying

[20:34:43] Valware XD

[20:35:22] Valware it's convenient for prototyping things before I put them in my webclient

[20:35:58] Valware =]

[20:36:06] Valware mIRC is not good for coding complex stuff

[20:36:23] Valware it's not

[20:36:48] Valware yeah but you can't even write a function with more than one param, it's not even object oriented :(

[20:36:51] Valware lol

[20:37:13] Valware I mean sure you can $1 $2 $3 or whatever but you can't like

[20:37:21] Valware function(param1, param2)

[20:37:32] Valware where param1 can have spaces, param2 can be anything

[20:37:36] Valware no it wouldn't

[20:39:02] Valware $1 $2 $3 is like if you had one param and just tokenized it by a space

[20:39:17] Valware it's clunky and not convenient

[20:39:19] Valware I mean

[20:39:22] Valware it's convenient for prototyping

[20:39:31] Valware but not actually implementing full stuff

[20:39:58] Valware lol mirc recently implemented "typing notifs" which is literally just "* typing" in the titlebar

[20:40:33] Valware of all the places to notice someone typing, it took me a few full days to even find out how it was being displayed

[20:40:50] Valware yeah I'm ircv3-y person

[20:41:14] Valware irccloud implements it

[20:41:18] Valware lol

[20:41:26] Valware yeah it's configurable

[20:41:56] Valware I'm a little bit of everything all rolled into one, I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother..

[20:44:06] Valware thanks, I like you too :D

[20:44:17] Valware oh no

[20:44:24] Valware did that fix it

[20:44:54] Valware lol spooky

[20:45:51] Valware https://i.ibb.co/85CGHTb/Screenshot-from-2023-12-12-20-45-27.png

[20:46:07] Valware esjay, yes I'm using adiirc not mirc right now, they have their different pros and cons ;p

[20:47:30] Valware that's not red

[20:47:32] Valware that's pink

[20:47:42] Valware lol mrinfinity

[20:47:46] Valware IRCClientCeption

[20:48:09] Valware pink

[20:48:50] Valware bright red is pink

[20:49:27] Valware wee woowee woowee woowee woowee woowee woo

[20:49:46] Valware one's hot pink, one's baby pink

[20:50:00] Valware it's the same pink I use for my highlights I swear

[20:50:30] Valware oh nooh nooh nooh nooh no

[20:50:43] Valware wee woowee woowee woowee woowee woowee woo

[20:50:46] Valware how do Ihow do Ihow do Ihow do Ihow do Ihow do I

[20:50:49] Valware strikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethroughstrikethrough

[20:51:20] Valware lol

[20:51:29] Valware your font is horrible

[20:51:46] Valware I can't even see what I just said on my screen

[20:51:50] Valware that's what I get for using a TV as a monitor

[20:52:06] Valware time to walk my little shitbag of a dog

[20:52:10] Valware love him

[20:52:11] Valware bbl

[21:41:49] Valware [21:04:22] <esjay/rizon> Valware I know what adiirc is

[21:41:49] Valware didn't say you didn't, just said I was using it right now because I told you earlier I was using mIRC

[21:42:43] Valware hiiiiiiiiii

[21:43:12] Valware lol

[21:43:15] Valware GayBlade?

[21:43:23] Valware like Blade the movie character?

[21:43:38] Valware no

[21:44:34] Valware ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[21:44:40] Valware I THINK I've seen a meme of it

[21:44:47] Valware "you killed my father, prepare to die"?

[21:44:58] Valware oh

[21:45:04] Valware I don't watch movies and stuff

[21:45:07] Valware or tv

[21:45:46] Valware sounds more interesting than me

[21:45:56] Valware I grew up half mute and half on IRC

[21:46:21] Valware I watched Pokémon as a kid sometimes, when I got home from school early enough

[21:46:35] Valware school finished at 3:15, Pokémon started at 3:30 lmao

[21:46:46] Valware I tried to be! never could get home in time though

[21:46:55] Valware I liked the games

[21:47:15] Valware can we ban ComputerTech

[21:47:51] Valware never heard still, sounds too punny

[21:47:56] Valware musketeers in space

[21:47:59] Valware sounds... british :x

[21:48:02] Valware too much pun

[21:48:11] Valware why does everythign always have to be a pun :(

[21:48:13] Valware I hate puns

[21:48:30] Valware jap/chinese?

[21:48:39] Valware oh no

[21:52:19] Valware depends

[21:52:25] Valware on how close your cat(s) are to you

[21:52:32] Valware I mean how nearby

[21:55:49] Valware a small list of people phonekait doesn't hate, hmmm

[21:55:56] Valware is it smaller than the list of people you hate?

[21:56:28] Valware she kills them? :D

[21:56:57] Valware do me next

[21:57:47] Valware hate is a waste of time

[21:58:02] Valware united manager? what's that? sounds like some sort of bridgeware

[21:58:38] Valware I'll start my own football team

[21:58:41] Valware Manchester Divided

[21:59:20] Valware Rudolph: football is boring as fuck

[21:59:30] Valware some guys running around kicking some skin into a net

[21:59:44] Valware football is boring as fuck =]

[22:00:41] Valware we all laughed, technically, in some alternate universe or another XD

[22:00:49] Valware so... HA

[22:00:56] Valware there you go, real laugh ^

[22:01:01] Valware harharharhar.

[22:01:11] Valware ComputerTech you didn't register on my network

[22:01:15] Valware what the heyo

[22:01:54] Valware I was looking at my status screen for ages waiting to copy and paste the snotice about you registering to yourself so you could see how COOL I AM

[22:01:57] Valware I mean how COOL IT IS

[22:01:58] Valware =]

[22:05:06] Valware STRAIGHT PEOPLE SLEEP ON THE WALL

[22:06:48] Valware Sander, why not android?

[22:07:37] Valware I creeped someone out successfully the other day lol

[22:07:43] Valware asked them why they use an iPhone

[22:07:53] Valware she was all "how do you know I'm using an iPhone"

[22:08:21] Valware worried I'd hacked her or something lol I was like nah stock iPhone keyboards have weird apostrophe, that's all

[22:08:33] Valware that's how ;p

[22:08:38] Valware just your apostrophe hehe

[22:09:14] Valware lol

[22:09:27] Valware "help my blackberry is an iPhone"

[22:10:47] Valware can't you copy the raw video data and paste it in IRC?

[22:10:51] Valware so I don't have to watch it

[22:10:53] Valware (jk)

[22:11:23] Valware date?

[22:12:35] Valware ComputerTech: eat bacon and live

[22:13:02] Valware eat salmon and live

[22:13:32] Valware deadly: eat room temperature salad

[22:15:24] Valware Rudolph, is he actually?

[22:15:39] Valware fair

[22:15:59] Valware o

[22:17:06] Valware because of the primordial soup where all life on earth came from the sea in the beginning? =]

[22:17:20] Valware mhm only beer

[22:17:41] Valware beer/cider smells like piss

[22:17:44] Valware or at least

[22:17:50] Valware smells like how mens public toilets smell

[22:17:56] Valware can't drink it

[22:18:42] Valware you already threw conflicting claims

[22:19:00] Valware ComputerTech: even stingrays?

[22:19:13] Valware the whole pufferfish

[22:19:33] Valware eats clownfish

[22:19:42] Valware gets a kick out of eating nemos family

[22:20:03] Valware I always wanted to try one of those though

[22:20:20] Valware so expensive

[22:20:22] Valware I looked online

[22:24:26] Valware hi wez :D

[22:24:35] Valware oh yeah your name is still on my unreal panel lmao

[22:24:41] Valware need to change that back at some point =]

[22:24:56] Valware hi [itchyjunk]

[22:25:18] Valware yeah lol

[22:25:24] Valware the one and only on IRC B-)

[22:25:32] Valware sometimes

[22:25:37] Valware sometimes it gets a bit dark =]

[22:27:04] Valware [itchyjunk] wanna see something cool

[22:27:16] Valware https://github.com/DalekIRC/no-services

[22:27:21] Valware no-services

[22:28:05] Valware no gods no services [itchyjunk]

[22:28:23] Valware register accounts, channels, login via sasl, without services lewl

[22:28:33] Valware using a url json api XD

[22:29:00] Valware what loss of account functionality during a netsplit? won't happen with this B-)

[22:29:07] Valware I need to put in an example conf

[22:29:50] Valware it's an unreal module

[22:29:51] Valware no pseudo

[22:30:57] Valware yeah in the last week

[22:31:06] Valware :D

[22:31:24] Valware no more messaging bots to carry out essential account/channel management functionality B-)

[22:31:27] Valware so awkward

[22:31:41] Valware obviously this is just the beginning

[22:32:13] Valware got basic reg and auth (sasl and /login command) and channel reg, gotta do all the other services related shit lol

[22:32:48] Valware [22:30:23] -irc.valware.uk- [info] New account: "ComputerTech" registered to ComputerTech

[22:32:49] Valware yaaaaaaay

[22:33:02] Valware snoticey

[22:33:18] Valware I should add in the !user@host probably

[22:34:07] Valware also the fact that things will be replied to from the server, it can put a HELL of a lot more data, what with message-tags and the like

[22:34:20] Valware services bots don't do client tags

[22:34:22] Valware like, period

[22:36:14] Valware ComputerTech thanks for registering

[22:36:27] Valware I also made an unrealircd webpanel plugin to show accounts on the webpanel lol

[22:37:50] Valware lol

[22:38:17] Valware are you an android or are you using android lol

[22:38:54] Valware [itchyjunk] I know right, but I'm just a bit weird

[22:39:28] Valware s/./e/g

[22:39:42] Valware I think I already tried that and it didn't work

[23:33:53] Valware https://ai.meta.com/blog/brain-ai-image-decoding-meg-magnetoencephalography/

[23:33:57] Valware privacy is doomed

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