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Tuesday, December 12, 2023

[03:31:52] fifel/rizon esjay: My father berated me today for calling myself heterosexual. He lives in a culture where heterosexuality isn’t a weird deviance.

[03:34:13] fifel/rizon I never knew sheep lived in the ocean.

[03:36:43] fifel/rizon Okay, you had me at shirtless, but this video call stuff is weird.

[03:40:27] fifel/rizon Dad figure

[03:42:33] fifel/rizon You know when you go to bed drunk as Malaya and you wake up and you haven’t completely fucked your eu4 game?

[03:42:49] fifel/rizon +1

[03:43:27] fifel/rizon 1 isn’t a command, its a value

[03:43:34] fifel/rizon or is an implicit command to return (1)

[03:44:14] fifel/rizon End3r: I like how you’re using the double breasted suit to hide your gut and pedophile moustache.

[03:45:01] fifel/rizon Honestly though get more sleep. You look pretty good but like you’re working 80 hour weeks. I know as I…

[03:50:49] fifel/rizon End3r: Short beard, no moustache, full halal

[03:52:49] fifel/rizon esjay: Women should always have more dresses. It is written.

[03:53:31] fifel/rizon End3r: You have a very handsome face, as it tells people who you are and you are a good person. “Manageable trouble” good person. I suspect my face and body leave people surprised when they discove3r.

[03:54:00] fifel/rizon esjay: arse to mouth I don’t feel I’ll fund anyone’s dresses ever again because I’ll never trust any woman.

[03:55:37] fifel/rizon esjay: Australia introduced 11+ Ultraviolet weather condition.

[03:55:44] fifel/rizon Our bureau of metyerology goes to 11

[03:55:57] fifel/rizon We used to top out maximum shade temperature at black.

[03:56:04] fifel/rizon we had to introduce transblack colours.

[03:56:15] fifel/rizon esjay: Timor gap problem.

[03:57:29] fifel/rizon esjay: There’s an oceanic gap between the Australasian continent and the Asian continent plate techtonically speAKING.

[03:57:46] fifel/rizon End3r: Many things are racist

[03:57:59] fifel/rizon also purple and super purple were transblack.

[03:58:21] fifel/rizon I take it you’ve fucked a sample population?

[03:58:31] fifel/rizon and evaluated weak and strong against stable ontic catyegories?

[03:59:49] fifel/rizon End3r: Well as Gen X I’d have to say that every generation is weak sauce.

[04:06:22] fifel/rizon my ggmother x-3 fucked her way through Chippendale sydney to feed her alcohol habit, deranging my gfather to become a postal inspector *during the war* which meant breaking communist presses.

[04:07:06] fifel/rizon all boomers know is how to futiley engage in urban terrorism (outside of Vietnam PBU Giap)

[04:07:25] fifel/rizon Gen X men are at peak fuck power right now.

[04:07:28] fifel/rizon I’m so hot right now

[04:08:21] fifel/rizon esjay: I don’t know your pharmacopia, but I wish I’d used mdma for trauma

[04:08:46] fifel/rizon Jax: Because people don’t fuck gen x postmen enough.

[04:08:49] fifel/rizon Just saying

[04:10:17] fifel/rizon esjay: Goddamnit when I was young heroin and being raped by illegal motorcycle enthusiasts who declared them to be women worked for transsexuals. If bikies raped you and claimed you were a woman, they would shoot anyone who said they were gay.

[04:10:26] fifel/rizon I’m not joking

[04:12:06] fifel/rizon Jax: Superintending your daughter into adulthood?

[04:13:44] fifel/rizon The word educate comes from educt, to draw outwards.

[04:14:07] fifel/rizon You find what is within them (she’s a young human, it’ll be good, its random shit) and you draw the goodness out.

[04:14:37] fifel/rizon I talked with two comrades today who complained about a protest not knowing how to retreat under police violence. Women are generally a lot better at retreat.

[04:14:52] fifel/rizon Look after yourself Jax, you’ve got good instincts.

[04:14:59] fifel/rizon esjay: Butt-out!

[04:15:24] fifel/rizon irish666: How fast can you put away a litre of rum?

[04:15:51] fifel/rizon Adults say “I would like”

[04:16:07] fifel/rizon adults reverse engineer autonotification logistics systems to determine the real body of knowledge.

[04:17:37] fifel/rizon irish666: Neither can I.

[04:18:39] fifel/rizon esjay: I like using Madam as a codeword for whore. Women understand my use of Madam. I use it pointedly. As a young woman they may not understand it from you, and just comprehend the age insult.

[04:21:10] fifel/rizon esjay: I only really want to fuck women over 35

[04:21:33] fifel/rizon I’m willing to go as low as 30, but.

[04:21:50] fifel/rizon irish666: You don’t become forewoman if you haven’t touched the tools.

[04:22:06] fifel/rizon esjay: You’re not a gen x failed academic manual labourer.

[04:22:51] fifel/rizon esjay: Next time is now, any decent reading of buddhism (Maya) indicates we are each other because you pass turing therefore are consciousness.

[04:23:07] fifel/rizon Thera shites are “I’m gonna escape the prison”

[04:23:12] fifel/rizon Maya shites are “GREAT ESCAPE!!!!’

[04:23:28] fifel/rizon irish666: You don’t grow up to be australian.

[04:23:33] fifel/rizon you have to ablate

[04:23:40] fifel/rizon pressure hose.

[04:23:53] fifel/rizon irish666: Telly is a lie

[04:24:36] fifel/rizon You can never be happy with a girl. With women, perhaps 1/100

[04:24:56] fifel/rizon irish666: He gets up at 3am but doesn’t get to start sorting your mail until 8 am

[04:25:02] fifel/rizon Kumool: MDMA

[04:26:28] fifel/rizon esjay: Jesus fuck, I wake up from 1am for a 4.15 commute to start work at 4.35

[04:27:01] fifel/rizon Kumool: You implicitly know happiness as the lack. Watch Thin Red Line, an american buddhists’ meditation on the early Guadacanal campaign / war crime.≥

[04:27:22] fifel/rizon irish666: You can’t call me a twat. I am one. You merely recognise my essence.

[04:28:34] fifel/rizon irish666: >sliding stuff

[04:28:43] fifel/rizon Dude if I have to walk to a door that shit is carded

[04:28:56] fifel/rizon Australia is to the boundary fucker

[04:28:59] fifel/rizon BOUNDARY

[04:29:08] fifel/rizon Not like on TV eh?

[04:30:05] fifel/rizon irish666: RAPE DUNGEON

[04:30:10] fifel/rizon ALFS RAPE DUNGEON

[04:30:22] fifel/rizon NO NEED FOR POSSESSIVE APOSTROPES IN ALF RAPE DUNGEON

[04:30:29] fifel/rizon irish666: Seriously you don’t know about alf’s rape dungeon?

[04:31:16] fifel/rizon https://youtu.be/v401YR0YmXg

[04:31:45] fifel/rizon Home and a Fucken Way

[04:32:09] fifel/rizon Alf’ll fuck your head, throw darts at it, and fucket again

[04:32:24] fifel/rizon It’s a massive home and away fanfic about Alf. And his. Uh.

[04:41:30] fifel/rizon I’m sorry you got to learn about home and away lore

[04:45:17] fifel/rizon I just lit my penis on fire for no good reason.

[04:45:22] fifel/rizon It is still burning.

[04:48:36] fifel/rizon Well its necessarily true, but not sufficient to his daughter

[04:49:10] fifel/rizon Necessarily not sufficient because human children will demand more than they can receive. And material shit is the least of your worries

[04:50:16] fifel/rizon \g: Is your child a post-operaismo communist? No? Then I have a problem…

[05:04:23] fifel/rizon wez: Fuck you for living in godzone

[05:04:40] fifel/rizon the minge alone is moister down south

[05:05:21] fifel/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: Australians don’t have bishoprulers, they have the English Church.

[05:06:36] fifel/rizon episcopalian = rule by bishops; anglican = english

[05:07:18] fifel/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Workerism

[05:14:49] fifel/rizon YEAH B UT THIS CUM IS FROM THE 1990s

[05:14:58] fifel/rizon BACKED UP FOR 40 FUCKEN YEARS

[05:15:04] fifel/rizon CUM DOWN YOUR GULLET

[05:15:24] fifel/rizon Don’t leave an opening like that for Australians, you’ll get the Australian gambit.

[05:20:22] fifel/rizon I will fuck your dad whenever he wants to and I want to are both true.

[05:21:15] fifel/rizon Are you suggesting your dad wants to?

[05:21:23] fifel/rizon Jesus I better get a haircut

[05:26:51] fifel/rizon make it 400 years worth of my wages

[05:33:16] fifel/rizon fucked up fifel goodnight

[05:33:58] fifel/rizon fuck me I am a filth pervert.

[23:47:33] fifel/rizon Pounded in my own arse by danger close white phosphorus.

[23:47:54] fifel/rizon Napalm sticks to kids.

[23:52:15] fifel/rizon 20 minutes or lunch left.

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