Wednesday, December 13, 2023
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Aerith/rizon
wedgies ComputerTech, and irish666 then does a final fantasy victory pose
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wildting2/rizon
one of the victim-friends decides wtf, y u takin my cat with u in the car, hopes on the trunk, falls off and hits his head on the ground
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wildting2/rizon
the victim-friend ended up with a concussion, skull fractures, and a brain bleed
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irish666/rizon
final fantasy? is that like the final solution
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wildting2/rizon
wont know the sentence for the accused till january tho XD
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Aerith/rizon
is Ahsoka
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wildting2/rizon
u ingest all of that in one go - almost instant death
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so...
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wildting2/rizon
u need to watch Rent A Girlfriend, then re-listen to that song
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Serion/rizon
A guy got his car stolen and it awas found a few days later it was found burnt out in a field. I asked the owner and policy holder if you got the name of the Dog walker that found his car, to which he replied 'No, I didn't get his name'.
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Serion/rizon
How did he inform you the car was there? I ask
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irish666/rizon
fuckin dispensary delivers with no tracking early
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Aerith/rizon
sends a fire ball at Neo_Nemesis while battle music plays in the background
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Serion/rizon
Ohh err, he posted it on a local facebook group
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
takes 46 damage
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Serion/rizon
I cancelled his claim on the basis they had been facebook friends for 4 years
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
usese Marasume and runs the blade thru Aerith from behind, classicly of course, making her drop the white materia.
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irish666/rizon
hmmm could be one of those people who add everyone in town
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Serion/rizon
Im a claim handler for a total loss department for a insurance firm / underwriter - the company many brokers sell policies for
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Serion/rizon
Ive learnt never to tell taxi drivers where you work in small talk
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Aerith/rizon
I think i have been playing too much final fantasy 7 remake lately
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irish666/rizon
i tell taxi drivers my english is very bad in perfect london accent
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Aerith/rizon
I have been accused of being mentally 7
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Serion/rizon
if an uber driver crashes their car, and we found out they're using the car for their uber side hustle
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Serion/rizon
that claim is getting thrown out 95% of the time
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
quietly sits in the corner and plays classic FF7 on a dusty yellowed PS1
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wildting2/rizon
i remember having to file paperwork for student drivers after theyd had one accident
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irish666/rizon
lol guess the pros of living in this uv-1 place
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
irish666: I think the originals can, IDK I dont have one physically, just a emu but I got a PS2
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wildting2/rizon
literally annual policies that were retardedly expensive due to the accident
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Aerith/rizon
Neo_Nemesis the second part of Final Fantasy 7 Remake is coming out at the end of February next year
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Serion/rizon
I di feel bad for the kids / young / new drivers for sure
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Peorth/rizon
<@irish666> ps1 can yellow? < any plasstic can yellow
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
Aerith: I lost my copy of Dirge of Cerberus, and it pisses me off every time I think about it ;_;
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Aerith/rizon
I played classic ff7 on my uncles ps1 when i was 7
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
Aerith: you must be a teenager as I was a teenager when FF7 came out @_@
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irish666/rizon
as the average height n weight for the uk everything is ✅ (still kinda small)
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Internets/rizon
[W|A] human | height (convert Nakwon You | height to kilometers) = (data not available)
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Neo_Nemesis/rizon
I also lended a copy of FF8 to a friend, he lost DISC 1 D:<
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wildting2/rizon
would be fun to open the uber map and watch as they come towards u, see your 400 lb fat ass, then see their car on the map TURN AROUND
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irish666/rizon
yeah still rubbish cause we're getting taller
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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Serion/rizon
people dont get impressed by that dimension though
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irish666/rizon
and obviously infrastructure isn't future proofing against human height increase
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Serion/rizon
tell people I have size 14 feet and *that* shocks people
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ComputerTech/rizon
Serion sticks a cucumber down his trousers to make up for it
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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Serion/rizon
I had a girl laugh at my penis before
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Aerith/rizon
But my uncles ps1 ended up being stolen
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets Sander
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ComputerTech/rizon
pets Serion
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Serion/rizon
she said "HAHA! I aint putting that in me!"
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TheFatherMind/rizon
joined #computertech
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irish666/rizon
bruv youre giving me ptsd over your own sexual experience
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Serion/rizon
You have a good suggestion for a self hosted imgur
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Serion/rizon
irish666, it was a positive experience
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ChanRank
(ChanRank): Raptorbot is an idler or unknown...
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Aerith/rizon
If genitals arent scary why is sex called bumping uglies by some
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ComputerTech/rizon
hands bandit a beer
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Aerith/rizon
is Ahsoka
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Internets/rizon
[W|A] current time in Isle of Man (British Crown dependency) = 12:22:02 am GMT | Wednesday, December 13, 2023
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Aerith/rizon
Im just in a final fantasy nick mood
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Internets/rizon
[W|A] sunset | Toronto, Ontario, Canada | today = 4:40 pm EST
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Internets/rizon
(not accounting for local atmospheric conditions, which can have a several-minute effect)
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Aerith/rizon
They changed when a character runs out of HP in Final Fantasy 7 remake instead of seemingly dying it now says they fell unconscious
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.4s, which makes you a total of 986 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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RicoSuav3/rizon
joined #computertech
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DoctorGoatLips/rizon
joined #computertech
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irish666/rizon
joined #computertech
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esjay/rizon
ComputerTech needs it to be long so it can be pulled
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Internets/rizon
:: London, GB :: Wednesday Light Rain 8C / 46F 7C / 46F :: Thursday Overcast Clouds 8C / 46F 8C / 46F :: Friday Overcast Clouds 7C / 46F 7C / 46F :: Saturday Light Rain 7C / 44F 7C / 44F ::
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esjay/rizon
Aerith; you should just go by Ultimecia
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech: Gentle reminder that Billy is gay and \g loves Batman
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Angel/rizon
ComputerTech: Okay, will remind at 2023-12-13 - 00:41:55UTC
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 2.89s, which makes you a total of 102 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -3 xp] [wild fire: -5 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ComputerTech returns ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's gun to him.
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Syndus/rizon
^ and that's where irish people come from
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Syndus/rizon
5:41 PM <DoctorGoatLips> pm ComputerTech 5:41 PM <~ ComputerTech> k
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Aerith/rizon
I assumed ComputerTech came picked from tge nerd tree
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Aerith/rizon
Nerds, Dorks and Geeks dont grow on trees?
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Aerith/rizon
But i kinda pictured ComputerTech more of a mushroom since he grows on people like a fungus a literal fun guy
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Nathan
joined #computertech
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Serion/rizon
Computertech is abusing my adhd hyperfocus
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Serion/rizon
End3r what was that site you gave me an invite too yonks ago
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anon8989/rizon
joined #computertech
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon
ComputerTech is wanting users to "Gnarfal his Garthok" by proxy.....
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esjay/rizon
2.4ghz dongles interfering with bluetooth
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esjay/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS; I will finger a hole into your navel and shit in it
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ComputerTech/rizon
esjay: this is the pastebin i was talking about yesterday when my pastebin flashbanged your eyes
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esjay/rizon
ComputerTech; why doesn't pasting work in it?
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esjay/rizon
Error submitting paste. Please check your connection and try again
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Valware
esjay how many lines ;p
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Valware
I broke it at 556000 lines
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Valware
I pasted it into a text editor with line numbers
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Syndus/rizon
salutes
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esjay/rizon
ComputerTech; I have some .cs files that are 671750 lines
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esjay/rizon
How am I supposed to share code?
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ComputerTech/rizon
shakes fist at esjay
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esjay/rizon
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO FLASHBANG MYSELF
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ComputerTech/rizon
runs
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Valware
lol ComputerTech: "try and break this"
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Valware
also ComputerTech: "yeah use this instead"
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misterpickles/rizon
joined #computertech
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Valware
STAHP BRAKIN MAH TOYZ
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esjay/rizon
uploads copyrighted source code to elitepaste
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esjay/rizon
I CAN'T EVEN PASTE IN ACTUAL FUCKING SOURCE CODE WTF
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Peorth/rizon
brb pasting gigabytes of text into it
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esjay/rizon
I can't even paste a 3.5MB file with 77355 lines
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Valware
in your broken shit lol
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Valware
it's just motivation to make it better :*
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ComputerTech/rizon
grumbles
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ckg/rizon
deleted a lot of new documentation