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Friday, December 15, 2023
[02:21:45] fifel/rizon irish666: Eat my frozen pill slushie
[03:05:53] fifel/rizon Jax: That’s pretty wow
[03:20:31] fifel/rizon esjay: You know I have some solutions to that.
[03:33:28] fifel/rizon Was it your mother?
[03:33:46] fifel/rizon I’m not hearing a “no”
[04:06:37] fifel/rizon esjay: I make 43.5 K after tax as a manual worker
[04:06:47] fifel/rizon in USD
[04:15:48] fifel/rizon esjay: I feel like I’m a trophy mounted on my ex’s wall, “Vide: proof I can get a good man in a real relationship, I am a real woman. Now I can go back to meaningless coitus."
[04:17:02] fifel/rizon I said good, not alien lizard in a human skin
[21:16:36] fifel/rizon h4: Do you want a red nose?
[21:16:56] fifel/rizon phonekait: Fuck you for your hot pussy pics
[21:17:41] fifel/rizon Yes.
[21:17:50] fifel/rizon Are you doing vlookup or hlookup?
[21:19:30] fifel/rizon In a new book? You’re going to have to go to abstract cross reference compositions
[21:19:53] fifel/rizon phonekait: Only on day 1
[21:20:35] fifel/rizon Like for a1=foo!A1*5;A2*5; etc?
[21:20:47] fifel/rizon phonekait: That’s just getting a huge period all at once.
[21:20:52] fifel/rizon And calling it Derreck
[21:21:01] fifel/rizon or like some girls call it “Transition”
[21:21:27] fifel/rizon Hormonal oestrus prevention doesn’t turn off uterus cleaning.
[21:21:54] fifel/rizon Lucky phonekait, your person won’t have to eat your blud
[21:22:46] fifel/rizon \g: I don’t comprehend if you want A1-5 = A1; A6-10 = A2 or A1 = “A1A1A1A1A1” at the moment.
[21:23:26] fifel/rizon foxy: My lover left me because she couldn’t talk to me about her trauma. She traumatised me by making language mean nothing, and then ghosted me twice because she couldn’t talk to me. This shit is average.
[21:24:31] fifel/rizon \g: You need to compose your lookups for Workbook as text strings with the text string produced by a divisor of current cell value (no remainder)
[21:24:45] fifel/rizon foxy: She is a professional successful communicator
[21:25:03] fifel/rizon You and I know what I’m saying foxy
[21:25:33] fifel/rizon Fucking “I’m a bad girl and being bad made daddy suicide, I don’t want to be my evil mother, so I’ll be my evil mother.”
[21:25:46] fifel/rizon h4: Lacan says yes
[21:27:27] fifel/rizon \g: Reduce to minimal case on same sheet and work on textually composed cell references
[21:28:02] fifel/rizon \g: hvalue or vvalue equivalents.
[21:28:37] fifel/rizon foxy: Lacan treated women as if they had penises in their mind, and as if penises were virtual.
[21:28:53] fifel/rizon you gotta look up “own cell v”
[21:29:00] fifel/rizon h4: I’m a humanities scholar
[21:29:04] fifel/rizon who knows excel
[21:29:27] fifel/rizon h4: I’m not trying to fuck your bird.
[21:30:18] fifel/rizon \g: Its 10 years since I used excel to break a bad database open. You can get currentcell v with a formula, then you can compose a formula reference using numbers
[21:31:27] fifel/rizon =MATCH()
[21:32:08] fifel/rizon so {{ lookup{{rounddown{{match{{thiscell{{}}}}}}}}
[21:34:48] fifel/rizon YASSSSS
[21:35:16] fifel/rizon h4: Excel is the widest used programming language in the world.
[21:35:39] fifel/rizon h4: Let’s ask Knuth
[21:36:25] fifel/rizon LOCK THE TASKBAR
[21:51:08] fifel/rizon Shareef don’t like it
[22:30:36] fifel/rizon only withered natives
[22:31:40] fifel/rizon Neo_Nemesis: You’re broken and destroying your life
[22:38:13] fifel/rizon vulva lips
[22:39:41] fifel/rizon shame you can’t sock cuck better than the female could
[22:46:02] fifel/rizon drink the fruit flavour
[22:46:06] fifel/rizon and invent smurfette
[22:46:21] fifel/rizon smurfette is literally a transvestite created by cat owners.
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