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[01:19:46] fifel/rizon Every politician should use lube.

[02:19:26] fifel/rizon Has anyone tried alcoholic solo

[02:19:37] fifel/rizon because you have to work it hard to be a solo man you’ve gotta take the lead and make the others follow

[03:00:31] fifel/rizon esjay: Oral Sex has negative side effects?

[03:01:52] fifel/rizon When I got a permanent job and a stable unit my anxiety went down a lot

[03:05:33] fifel/rizon I like discussing roots

[03:37:31] fifel/rizon No its a wickerman

[03:37:36] fifel/rizon And I’m Christopher Lee

[03:59:59] fifel/rizon Yeah, *nah*.l

[04:34:43] fifel/rizon wez: I only had to do 0 hours overtime

[04:51:25] fifel/rizon esjay: FUCK ME YOU HARD CUNT

[05:15:58] fifel/rizon Since 14 or something, I enjoy wearing them. They’re face jewlery

[05:16:53] fifel/rizon I don’t like amputations, but I’ve had 4

[05:17:04] fifel/rizon The other options were death pretty much.

[05:17:40] fifel/rizon Tonsils, a testicle, appendix (mostly), appendix (remainder)

[05:19:04] fifel/rizon thar you go

[05:19:48] fifel/rizon My tonsils and testicle were extremities…

[05:20:49] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Looks peer reviewed. Also they use “red” in an atypical manner.

[05:21:43] fifel/rizon You’re deprived of the apostrophe.

[05:23:04] fifel/rizon irish666: Cold shower mate.

[05:28:15] fifel/rizon sex slave?

[05:29:08] fifel/rizon Fuck that I’m going to remain competent.

[05:29:44] fifel/rizon I want to be that 10% that burns my self alive at 96

[05:35:30] fifel/rizon NiniGeo2: I’m going to burn myself to death with petrol, even if there isn’t any left.

[05:36:06] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: They’ll all be amputated.

[05:36:47] fifel/rizon You just want to drink my gall.

[05:37:42] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I do for the moment.

[05:39:11] fifel/rizon CLR James _Black Jacobins_

[06:01:05] fifel/rizon Enjoy blanket. I wish it were a human for you.

[06:03:59] fifel/rizon 32ºC, 60% humid

[06:05:09] fifel/rizon I miss holding someone

[06:06:08] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: The KKE really let themselves go

[06:06:43] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: The KKE could have saved Romania

[06:07:33] fifel/rizon You’re sexually fixated mate.

[06:50:03] fifel/rizon I think my ex was shocked that she’d lost my trust, and that there’d be no way to “be friends.” I think she hasn’t fully realised what it was she done.

[06:50:23] fifel/rizon I’m just going to have to wash the pus-sy out of my head every day until the wound heals to a scar.

[06:51:29] fifel/rizon esjay: Honestly though, humans can settle for less. I’d settle for holding someone who wanted to be held in airconditioning, and the versions of people who’d fit are fairly broad.

[06:52:01] fifel/rizon Ian from Forgotten Weapons obviously. Gun Jesus’ bottom is quite, hmm, rounded.

[06:53:07] fifel/rizon fuck me, 19 minutes and the temperature is still fucking awful.

[06:53:50] fifel/rizon irish666: NAH MATE SHITS FUCKED

[06:54:02] fifel/rizon irish666: R U OK day is such a fucken gronk piece of shit

[06:54:10] fifel/rizon everyone I know just tells each other, “YEAH NAH SHITS FUCKED EH”

[06:56:38] fifel/rizon esjay: Have you ever considered meaningless casual holding? I know I have.

[07:00:01] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I don’t use aircon. The cuddling model would.

[07:00:08] fifel/rizon To allow for cuddling in this weather.

[07:00:33] fifel/rizon otherwise it’d be a case of “Just have a fucken cold shower and I’ll fuck you doggy so we don’t touch, NO DON’T TOWEL, turn the fan on you.”

[07:03:12] fifel/rizon ski: Calling it a land…

[07:10:27] fifel/rizon I need that. But I’m not going to get it.

[07:11:14] fifel/rizon I’m going to get a string of people more broken than me, using me in (at best) mutually compatible ways, who are more confirmed in their decision to avoid being themselves than able to face opportunities to become themselves.

[07:11:46] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: 40s is a hell of a drug.

[07:16:44] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Why do you think my fantasy is of meaningless cuddling. The hope for meaning is too recently broken.

[07:18:10] fifel/rizon NiniGeo2: I’m sorry, but the human intimacy and domestic relationship is in another castle.

[07:18:20] fifel/rizon Also you seem to have just copulated with an axe throwing reptile man.

[07:24:25] fifel/rizon NiniGeo2: You reach the conclusion of the action, and are told that this isn’t the real, but that there is a real, and it lays elsewhere, then the next Super Mario Bros. level starts.

[07:37:14] fifel/rizon sleep good

[07:48:44] fifel/rizon ski: Oh of course. Its just going to take a while to get to that. And washing the wound clean is boring and painful.

[07:49:05] fifel/rizon I’m not dumb enough to lock myself into a trap and eat the key, or throw it out of the cell.

[07:50:18] fifel/rizon ski: I did however choose to not start changing myself permanently for six months, in case they had decided to change given the opportunity they had

[08:05:14] fifel/rizon I sustained a hope that they’d take the opportunity to change, and the availability to be with them if they had.

[08:05:35] fifel/rizon As opposed to leaving the suitcase behind and walking through the river.

[08:16:18] fifel/rizon Why isn’t that a porno?

[08:19:19] fifel/rizon It’d be unlawful in Australia though.

[08:19:50] fifel/rizon But a book adaption could be legal.

[08:27:38] fifel/rizon I preferred the book, “Mussolini’s Italy.”

[08:29:31] fifel/rizon >KurtGodel is a moderately intellectual “But I’m pretending to be American” fake right-winger. So I’m guessing Hills District hates his christian parents.

[08:30:28] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: You’ve said that before, and you know the breadth and depth of my comprehension. Internally so.

[08:31:00] fifel/rizon Rudolph: Just strap a lubricated dildo to your bicycle helmet. The dropbears will compete to mount your helmet, and so the most dominant drop bear will prevent others from arsefucking your root hat.

[08:32:02] fifel/rizon ski: Anyway, at my age range I’m likely to meet broken women, or women with children who aren’t yet adults.

[08:32:25] fifel/rizon and the intellectual stuff, subcultural and left wing shit, combined with being a scholar who gets paid for labour makes me an interesting dating case.

[08:32:57] fifel/rizon slim: 45. The woman I was with for seven years ghosted me, contacted me six months later crying that I was the love of her life, then ghosted me two weeks later. Both ghostings were by letter.

[08:33:32] fifel/rizon slim: Australian women are root rats, just fuck about.

[08:34:01] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: I’m using young people speak. I try to explain “I was sent a dear john, but she didn’t write it properly,” and kids today don’t know what a letter is, letter-alone a dear john.

[08:35:08] fifel/rizon Rudolph: Yeah. So she wrote a dear john. Called me up six months later with you’re the love of my life. Then wrote an (undated) dear john and sent it on my birthday.

[08:35:23] fifel/rizon Rudolph: Both times she failed in a number of the conventions of “Dear John.”

[08:35:39] fifel/rizon in part because she couldn’t bring herself to write, “Its not you, its me.” Because it is actually her.

[08:36:09] fifel/rizon slim: Depending on your age, just use the age relevant apps and get a female friend to help you take a couple of good photos 5 days after a haircut

[08:36:45] fifel/rizon Rudolph: If she were pregnant she would have hit me up for money. The last time we discussed it she both wanted me to rawdog while she was ovulating *and* said she didn’t want kids.

[08:36:57] fifel/rizon slim: use the culturally appropriate dating apps.

[08:37:08] fifel/rizon because day of through to day 4 and its obvious you’ve just had a haircut

[08:37:21] fifel/rizon and you’ve just *had the haircut to take a new photo for the dating app*

[08:38:01] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: well I’m 7 years out of the game aren’t I?

[08:38:27] fifel/rizon and I’m not interested in young people named after mathematicians

[08:39:35] fifel/rizon I don’t particularly like travel. Also I would have travelled with and for her.

[08:40:12] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Moving to Canberra to chase that mangap linen ochre fat pants public servant action maybe

[08:40:52] fifel/rizon slim: I don’t know about South Australia, but Body Count is a rap-rock band. Just get her tested when you take the rubber off.

[08:41:11] fifel/rizon And in any case bodycount is a shit indicator of psycho crap.

[08:41:22] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Dude. NLA. NAA. Various labour movement archives.

[08:41:49] fifel/rizon Knock off the post and go to the archives. Read boring historical documents

[08:41:55] fifel/rizon check bumble and okcupid for 30-55 year olds

[08:42:09] fifel/rizon make sure they’re naturally dyed linen in green or ochre.

[08:42:25] fifel/rizon “Does my arse look big in this,” OH YES.

[08:42:44] fifel/rizon wez: The canberra fantasy is a way of surviving having to live in sydney for a bit

[08:43:01] fifel/rizon THAT FAT ARSED PUBLIC SERVANT

[08:43:05] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: LTR count of 0 is a flag

[08:43:30] fifel/rizon slim: Yes. You’re going to be drowning in queensland minge. You’re *proper fucked*

[08:44:03] fifel/rizon I hate the part where they ask for anal sex. And you have to turn to them and go, “You’re going to be too tight, it’ll be messy, and way too slow for you.”

[08:44:25] fifel/rizon and they prove you right, and the person who’s hurt worst is you because they tried to strangle your head without lube.

[08:44:39] fifel/rizon “Love, that blood on the sheets isn’t from you.”

[08:45:09] fifel/rizon slim: Where the fuck are you from mate?

[08:45:32] fifel/rizon tattoos in 30 year old Australian women is pretty normal these days due to social trends.

[08:45:50] fifel/rizon oh ZA

[08:45:58] fifel/rizon I thought you meant the State of Churches.

[08:46:02] fifel/rizon South Australia

[08:46:07] fifel/rizon 1 plates

[08:46:42] fifel/rizon slim: Okay, so in Australia women are sluts like they are everywhere, but they don’t lie to you about it. And women in Australia like to fuck, but they don’t lie to you about it.

[08:47:19] fifel/rizon They’re also a mixture of trying to love, trying to protect themselves, occasionally sociopathic, broken or inexperienced people like normal.

[08:48:09] fifel/rizon When I was 17 a hatchback full of drunk women in my hometown cruised past, and then cruised past again with a woman out the back yelling, “SHOW US YOUR COCK ARMY BOY,” then they did *another blockie*

[08:49:29] fifel/rizon wez: Stay classy Newcastle. First LTR I was in, she went bipolar bad. I woke up in the middle of the night when we were in a “don’t touch each other” stage and she was sleep fucking my dry erect cock with her arsehole.

[08:49:53] fifel/rizon Well Queensland is 50% women.

[08:52:05] fifel/rizon There’s a bit of rounding error

[08:55:57] fifel/rizon You dated irish.

[08:56:02] fifel/rizon Jesus man I had respect for you.

[08:56:12] fifel/rizon At least tell me she was a nurse and not a lollipop lady.

[08:58:54] fifel/rizon Oh only humans can be that evil

[09:00:04] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: Got a sister 31-54?

[09:01:29] fifel/rizon KurtGodel: So what you’re saying is “your sister” has bad taste in men?

[09:01:37] fifel/rizon like I could “get in on that”

[09:04:00] fifel/rizon Now that you say it like that, this is sounding suss.

[09:04:43] fifel/rizon Wrong kinda commie mate, I’m the kind that hates Lenin.

[09:06:04] fifel/rizon I mean I can resist that sexually easily, I’m not a pedo

[09:08:27] fifel/rizon I’m trying to choone a greek elsewindow, not meet your needs for random sister sex scenarios.

[09:10:09] fifel/rizon Time to sleep for shift

[09:10:26] fifel/rizon noite

[20:16:22] fifel/rizon That’s a nice piece bottle collection

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