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[04:41:12] fifel/rizon Imagine not having some Australian cunt come in and fuck your dad in front of you until you understand that manhood is a constructed cultural experience.

[04:41:15] fifel/rizon Want to play two up?

[04:42:09] fifel/rizon ComputerTech is too nervous about his sexuality to consensually take your dad out for a seafood dinner and then never call him again.

[04:44:00] fifel/rizon esjay: Physical reality is similar. It is a 90 minute motorcycle to where she lives. With the data available to me and google maps I could locate her probable residence. I could then write pathetic letters that I wouldn’t send because that would be intrusive.

[04:44:26] fifel/rizon !set fullcommunism

[04:44:28] fifel/rizon nope

[04:44:30] fifel/rizon fuck

[04:45:06] fifel/rizon So the 18 year old hacker medically sentenced for life for autism on the BBC webpage is shown holding a shark. Is this subtle TERF shit from the BBC?

[04:48:43] fifel/rizon 39 ¼”

[04:49:23] fifel/rizon >trans people can swim very far, dive really deep and fail to use the oxford comma from almost 250 meters away.

[04:50:24] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: sharks are cool dude.

[04:51:09] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: Look how cool this unfit to plead mentally ill cunt is, they have a shark: https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67663128

[04:52:17] fifel/rizon esjay: if I were rude to trans people would it really be punching down? Wouldn’t it more be punching up?

[04:53:16] fifel/rizon \g: all things are just what they are. Blahaj is just a stuffed commodity.

[04:53:40] fifel/rizon esjay: I was noting that the BBC were choosing to use a shark image about an autistic mentally ill 18 year old hacker as astroterfing

[04:54:02] fifel/rizon probably on the photoeditor’s part

[04:54:22] fifel/rizon Quick get me a photo of spiderman wearing exercise pants without a gentleman’s gusset!

[04:54:33] fifel/rizon Parker you’re fired!

[04:55:32] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: Jesus man. The piss flap is usually the only difference between mens and women’s underwear. That or that mankinis always drape off the shoulders.

[04:56:08] fifel/rizon \g: Cultural determination of sharks.

[05:00:54] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: I’m a fucken skip cunt

[05:02:51] fifel/rizon boats are girls

[05:02:57] fifel/rizon submarines are boats

[05:03:05] fifel/rizon because they have fewer than three masts and aren’t ship rigged.

[05:04:16] fifel/rizon irish666: Foxtrots

[05:09:08] fifel/rizon You should eat a hot dog on fridays

[05:09:16] fifel/rizon You too could already be a Pope.

[05:36:33] fifel/rizon Ever noticed skidmarks? Wonder why?

[05:39:47] fifel/rizon or a pumice stone. cover your body in olive oil and get another due to scrape it off you

[05:40:57] fifel/rizon OILY DUDES WITH SCAPULAS AND PUMICE STONES ARE BETTER

[05:41:14] fifel/rizon tmi

[05:44:15] fifel/rizon esjay: Doesn’t matter. I can smell you girls menstruating. And your horniness. Being in a positive feed back cycle with a horny woman smelling you and you smelling her is so good. Damn I miss that.

[05:46:05] fifel/rizon so where was tiesto’s transbreakcore novocastrian slef-loathing era?

[05:47:35] fifel/rizon look, there’s been no “banger” since “1990s time for the guru (ah ah ooh ooh)” by Guru Josh.

[05:48:39] fifel/rizon arvo cunt

[05:48:43] fifel/rizon I’ve eaten so much meat today

[05:48:49] fifel/rizon and haven’t stopped sneezing

[05:49:22] fifel/rizon esjay: I have two neck chops and two huge fucken steaks

[05:49:36] fifel/rizon esjay: come over and you can help me pull 44 year old Marrickville lesbians

[05:50:06] fifel/rizon I like to ghost them by throwing water in the pan and covering.

[05:50:38] fifel/rizon esjay: fair enough. We’re a brutal people

[05:50:58] fifel/rizon Probably by a rum drinking doctor

[05:51:14] fifel/rizon wake up next to her in the morning and realise you’ve been fucked, and then make eggs

[05:51:18] fifel/rizon with long necks of bitter

[05:51:41] fifel/rizon warm, half drank from the night before. room temperature beer meant to be served at 3ºC

[05:51:51] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: Go watch Wake in Fright.

[05:51:55] fifel/rizon it is a christmas movie

[05:52:17] fifel/rizon The head of the Cuntrywomen’s associaters is THE SHEDEVIL

[05:52:23] fifel/rizon Now have a bloody drink with me.

[05:52:32] fifel/rizon Did I ask you to pay or did I ask you to drink?

[05:56:56] fifel/rizon esjay: You could take him dancing outside while he’s drunk when the local middle classes are drinking sedately inside AND RAPE HIM

[05:57:08] fifel/rizon Just like the first time he’s raped in the film.

[05:58:05] fifel/rizon esjay: My ex never let me talk about any of my trauma.

[05:58:40] fifel/rizon She’s got my head on a mantlepiece, and can point at the “good man” she lost because she was a “bad woman who couldn’t live that good normal life of love"

[05:59:31] fifel/rizon She didn’t actually want me to exist. She wanted a kewpie doll from having gone shooting at the arcade.

[05:59:53] fifel/rizon “Look, finally I bagged one worth living with,” thrown out with the whiskey hip bottle at the end of the night.

[06:01:04] fifel/rizon esjay: I will, three to six months from now when I’m good to offer me fully-enough to a woman I meet

[06:02:17] fifel/rizon I’m not going to half dick any chick I meet

[06:05:57] fifel/rizon esjay: Recovery programmes are hard. Especially from important people.

[06:11:31] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: Your desperate pleas for interaction are pretty fucking boring mate. Why don’t you ask a real question

[06:11:56] fifel/rizon You’re a madlibs of petty trolling.

[06:12:18] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: I celebrate teardrops in the rain.

[06:12:31] fifel/rizon It is too bad she won’t live. But then again, who does?

[06:12:56] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: It is a quote from Bradelunnel. He say you Bradelunnel.

[06:13:14] fifel/rizon This better be close to techstep, not just party house with a breakbeat

[06:13:51] fifel/rizon I’ve only got left channel due to poverty and people not throwing out headphones.

[06:13:58] fifel/rizon the poverty of disinterest.

[06:14:42] fifel/rizon So yeah the track is called that because its biting bladerunner, and vangelis

[06:14:53] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: I work 60-66 hour weeks, I don’t have time. And liquid is shit

[06:15:10] fifel/rizon and this isn’t even liquid, it is pop with a breakbeat.

[06:15:49] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: It has *MAJOR CHORDS*

[06:15:50] fifel/rizon fuck me

[06:15:52] fifel/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z-nT7kTMRE

[06:16:48] fifel/rizon I shop in the refuse of the bourgeoisie

[06:16:55] fifel/rizon My CC number is alienation.

[06:19:05] fifel/rizon “some tape recorder I found at home and a 4 track 8 bit tracker”

[06:21:21] fifel/rizon Other than by prostitution

[06:21:26] fifel/rizon and I don’t mean artistic

[06:24:42] fifel/rizon ChRoNiC: Jesus fuck madlibs

[06:25:02] fifel/rizon What was your pet’s first name

[06:25:05] fifel/rizon When was your pet born

[06:25:08] fifel/rizon What is your pet’s SSN

[06:25:49] fifel/rizon .w Sydney, Australia

[06:26:02] fifel/rizon Its a bit more than an 1” an hour

[06:26:53] fifel/rizon Rudolph: That’s not when Jesus was born, and Jesus is a live in slave, not a pet.

[06:29:21] fifel/rizon Jesus has good taste in fresh minge.

[06:29:40] fifel/rizon Rudolph: You treat a pet well and it enjoys it, you treat a slave with disdain and it enjoys it.

[06:30:07] fifel/rizon You get a tidy house

[06:34:25] fifel/rizon I thought betel nut only worked fresh?

[06:34:52] fifel/rizon >islam is an asian thing

[06:35:38] fifel/rizon fortnine found a honda 6

[06:37:59] fifel/rizon Has he eaten the most dangerous game?

[06:39:14] fifel/rizon Rudolph: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lMDy1Aq6Vw Marlin Brando

[07:22:12] fifel/rizon esjay: This year two rl friends contacted me spontaneously without wanting money

[07:22:58] fifel/rizon Rudolph: THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE BRAVE FREEDOM FIGHTERS OF MONTANA. /b/b Well that worked out fucking well didn’t it?

[07:25:34] fifel/rizon i love how this client just dies

[07:26:15] fifel/rizon s/Montana/Afghanistan/*

[07:29:11] fifel/rizon Afghanistan might end up as religiously radical as Montana if if it doesn’t reign in its urges

[07:30:53] fifel/rizon But are they accompanied by instruments?

[07:31:41] fifel/rizon >accompaniment

[07:31:43] fifel/rizon Totally harem.

[07:45:13] fifel/rizon I have a friend who changes nick all the time, I identify them by Turing test.

[07:55:55] fifel/rizon wez: Nah, they “pass”

[09:38:59] fifel/rizon CUUUUUUUUUUNTZ

[22:36:10] fifel/rizon Happy 25

[22:38:55] fifel/rizon esjay: Nah, didn’t buy any alcohol. Going to have some kava later though.

[22:39:35] fifel/rizon esjay: Deep dazed mellow, but without aggression or sleepiness like alcohol.

[22:40:55] fifel/rizon esjay: My problem is the next 9 shots of vodka, which doesn’t happen with kava

[22:46:17] fifel/rizon I put the lime in the coconut

[23:24:59] fifel/rizon esjay: I’m not cracking the beer can on this conversation, there’s a level of dumb I won’t articulate my thoughts in the presence of.

[23:29:24] fifel/rizon A looser is one who sets things loose, like putting on your belt un-tight.

[23:29:40] fifel/rizon Let’s talk about christmas hampers and cooperative stores

[23:34:17] fifel/rizon esjay: My experience is that my partners have wanted the clear illusion of being treated with equality but the reality of a latent power laying behind all things

[23:43:55] fifel/rizon Chiester: Yeah. People who play what is in their head as bedroom dynamics in the kitchen are cunts.

[23:49:43] fifel/rizon or so deeply broken they don’t realise they’re playing a libdinal game without consent outside of bedroom contexts.

[23:50:17] fifel/rizon I know “but she’s so broken it doesn’t count as improper conduct” and “girls are incapable of improper sexual conduct” are currently memes. But they’re false memes.

[23:51:49] fifel/rizon Rape is a historically specific charge to do with feudal property. And “consent” is an illusion manfucatured by lawyers and dispelled by post-modernists. But there’s such a thing as proper conduct, and sending your partner into a psychotic state where language doesn’t exist by playing mind games is fucked. Adults are responsible for the mind games they play, and if they’re invo

[23:51:49] fifel/rizon n involuntary conduct instead of cleaning their own shit up.

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