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[01:21:09] + Valware/rizon merry christmas to you sushi-chan

[01:21:15] + Valware/rizon I hope you eat lots of sushi and katsu too

[01:21:37] + Valware/rizon chicken katsu is delicious next to sushi

[02:17:28] + Valware/rizon tomatoes are sweet

[02:17:35] + Valware/rizon it's literally the most common pizza base

[02:17:47] + Valware/rizon I just come here

[02:17:48] + Valware/rizon from coding

[02:17:51] + Valware/rizon did you miss me

[02:18:10] + Valware/rizon why though

[02:18:22] + Valware/rizon who's putting chocolate on pizza?

[02:20:03] + Valware/rizon !bang

[02:20:10] + Valware/rizon chips and mcdonalds is the best

[02:20:17] + Valware/rizon 'french fries'

[02:20:30] + Valware/rizon foxy, what do you class "american food"?

[02:26:15] + Valware/rizon ^

[02:26:32] + Valware/rizon unless your brain is full of ligaments

[02:26:39] + Valware/rizon (it's not)

[02:26:47] + Valware/rizon I'll salt it

[02:26:55] + Valware/rizon and pepper

[02:27:03] + Valware/rizon and turn on Hannibal mode

[02:27:37] + Valware/rizon sushi-chan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGq8VF3ATGE

[02:28:54] + Valware/rizon esjay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGq8VF3ATGE

[02:28:58] + Valware/rizon listen 2 mai song pluz

[02:29:26] + Valware/rizon =]

[02:31:47] + Valware/rizon sushi-chan read the whole sentence, it's obviously not about you =]

[02:32:06] + Valware/rizon about her co-workers youngest kid in uni who acts 12

[02:32:48] + Valware/rizon seems like a hyperfocus about someone feeling things about you

[02:32:54] + Valware/rizon are you worried?

[02:33:15] + Valware/rizon do you care too much what we think? even if we like you B-)

[02:33:48] + Valware/rizon hope you liked the song esjay

[02:34:09] + Valware/rizon !w

[02:34:12] + Valware/rizon .1

[02:34:14] + Valware/rizon .w

[02:34:24] + Valware/rizon .w guangzhou

[02:34:34] + Valware/rizon .w Beijing

[02:34:41] + Valware/rizon .w Nanking

[02:35:17] + Valware/rizon .w 4 Strawberry Fields, Mortimer

[02:35:21] + Valware/rizon pfft

[02:35:27] + Valware/rizon .w Mortimer

[02:35:33] + Valware/rizon .w edinburgh

[02:35:39] + Valware/rizon .w isle of skye

[02:35:54] + Valware/rizon .w skye, scotland

[02:35:57] + Valware/rizon no

[02:36:03] + Valware/rizon .w skye, GB

[02:36:16] + Valware/rizon hoo disney it ken isle of skye

[02:36:28] + Valware/rizon raging

[02:36:30] + Valware/rizon ;D

[02:36:47] + Valware/rizon .w 12 Picketpost Close, Bracknell

[02:37:02] + Valware/rizon (that's the Harry Potter street where they filmed the first movie with the Dursleys

[02:37:05] + Valware/rizon !bang

[02:37:05] + Valware/rizon !reload && say !bang

[02:37:06] + Valware/rizon !bang

[02:37:08] + Valware/rizon !bang

[02:37:20] + Valware/rizon goodnight sushi-chan, don't forget to wash your butt

[20:49:55] + Valware/rizon lol

[20:50:18] + Valware/rizon ooo Juest and esjay

[20:50:23] + Valware/rizon and Fensta

[20:50:38] + Valware/rizon happy christmas esjay

[20:50:40] + Valware/rizon happy christmas Juest

[20:50:46] + Valware/rizon happy christmas Fensta

[20:50:48] + Valware/rizon happy christmas mrinfinity

[20:51:11] + Valware/rizon Juest are you a fed?

[20:51:11] + Valware/rizon jk

[20:51:33] + Valware/rizon am I muted

[20:51:50] + Valware/rizon :>

[20:51:51] + Valware/rizon <3

[20:52:09] + Valware/rizon I'm on a mission to cheer up today somehow

[20:52:17] + Valware/rizon =]

[20:52:25] + Valware/rizon being alone sux

[20:52:39] + Valware/rizon miss my pops =]

[20:53:35] + Valware/rizon I have a gf, she's just in china

[20:53:43] + Valware/rizon Made In China

[20:53:45] + Valware/rizon lol

[20:53:50] + Valware/rizon yeah she's not here

[21:08:01] + Valware/rizon does someone wanna donate a domain to me ;3

[21:08:22] + Valware/rizon really?

[21:08:28] + Valware/rizon ;p

[21:14:21] + Valware/rizon idek tbf

[21:14:33] + Valware/rizon I'm making a website for local businesses in the uk

[21:14:42] + Valware/rizon I am not good at naming

[21:15:02] + Valware/rizon lol

[21:15:16] + Valware/rizon wb foxo

[21:15:40] + Valware/rizon so yeah idek what to name it let alone what tld

[21:15:59] + Valware/rizon co.uk maybe idk

[21:17:04] + Valware/rizon the website is basically a directory where people can submit that they own a business and then post their menu/services/job opportunities/etc

[21:17:12] + Valware/rizon and you'll be able to sell through the website

[21:17:19] + Valware/rizon and it'll be free for the local business

[21:17:25] + Valware/rizon I'll just take a small fee from the customer

[21:17:33] + Valware/rizon yellow pages but on steroids

[21:17:57] + Valware/rizon businesses will be able to have a free customer support chat

[21:18:03] + Valware/rizon also a free team chat

[21:18:16] + Valware/rizon yeah

[21:18:20] + Valware/rizon well

[21:18:24] + Valware/rizon I'd add a small tax

[21:18:33] + Valware/rizon so the company gets the money they should get

[21:18:41] + Valware/rizon and I get a little bit of tax paid by the customer

[21:18:57] + Valware/rizon but everything else will be free

[21:19:07] + Valware/rizon because I really believe local businesses are much better than big businesses

[21:19:20] + Valware/rizon and they don't have the kinda money to get the right reach to the right people

[21:19:25] + Valware/rizon advertising on facebook is bollocks

[21:19:42] + Valware/rizon basically if you're on facebook and you see an advert, I will personally hate that company for ruining my scrolling experience

[21:20:03] + Valware/rizon so what I'll do is weekly emails to do with deals or offers for businesses people subscribe to

[21:20:17] + Valware/rizon but the website itself will hopefully provide the reach

[21:21:08] + Valware/rizon there's a big accessibility idea too, so, many people in the uk are here for refuge from another country and may not know english or have the time to learn english

[21:21:36] + Valware/rizon so, I conduct regular surveys to check which languages can be spoken by a majority of staff members

[21:22:02] + Valware/rizon !bang

[21:22:03] + Valware/rizon !reload && say !bang

[21:22:04] + Valware/rizon !bang

[21:22:07] + Valware/rizon !bang

[21:22:07] + Valware/rizon !reload && say !bang

[21:22:07] + Valware/rizon !bang

[21:22:11] + Valware/rizon !reload && say !bang

[21:22:36] + Valware/rizon so if you are for example Polish and you can't speak english but you wanna go shopping for groceries in your own language, you can search up local businesses by language

[21:22:44] + Valware/rizon and also the survey checks most and least busy times

[21:22:52] + Valware/rizon I've surveyed about 50 stores in my local area

[21:23:42] + Valware/rizon so

[21:23:45] + Valware/rizon if you can think of a name for it

[21:23:51] + Valware/rizon that'd be super helpful XD

[21:24:17] + Valware/rizon oh no I finished my drink :(

[21:24:24] + Valware/rizon LimitServ lol so old

[21:24:28] + Valware/rizon I just noticed

[21:25:07] + Valware/rizon in fact there are many Polish stores in the UK

[21:25:26] + Valware/rizon and I found that around 95% of businesses in my local area speak multiple languages

[21:25:49] + Valware/rizon many nail salons speak vietnamese and like 4 other languages

[21:26:20] + Valware/rizon many mens hair-cuttists (I forget the name) speak turkish and sometimes other languages

[21:26:41] + Valware/rizon it's handy to be able to just search up businesses by language

[21:26:54] + Valware/rizon :D

[21:27:10] + Valware/rizon many pharmacy people are from pakistan

[21:27:13] + Valware/rizon in the UK

[21:27:20] + Valware/rizon (sorry, I mean in my local area0

[21:27:24] + Valware/rizon -0+)

[21:27:57] + Valware/rizon I am impressed by the local pharmacy actually

[21:28:07] + Valware/rizon let me get up their survey results one sec

[21:28:45] + Valware/rizon here we are

[21:28:58] + Valware/rizon punjabi, hindi, udru, german, tamil

[21:29:16] + Valware/rizon one nail salon is vietnamese, mandarin, cantonese, german

[21:29:48] + Valware/rizon there are many local businesses which speak punjabi, bengali and hindi

[21:30:04] + Valware/rizon your pharmacy sounds very accessible

[21:30:21] + Valware/rizon what language barrier?!?! amirite

[21:30:40] + Valware/rizon I just got hit with a weird memory which isn't my own :D

[21:30:45] + Valware/rizon just a flash

[21:30:49] + Valware/rizon felt nice..

[21:31:29] + Valware/rizon anyway can you think of a good name for such a website I'm making? XD

[21:32:11] + Valware/rizon google translate ftw?

[21:33:17] + Valware/rizon I don't know if that's weird or not :D

[21:33:19] + Valware/rizon lol

[21:33:37] + Valware/rizon lol

[21:33:55] + Valware/rizon would you use such a website?

[21:34:01] + Valware/rizon I could go international with it lol

[21:34:19] + Valware/rizon you saw my little chatbox thing I made which didn't look like IRC?

[21:34:22] + Valware/rizon that was for that website

[21:34:26] + Valware/rizon you'll be able to "build a bot"

[21:34:42] + Valware/rizon your own business chatbot which tries to point people in the right direction and give information

[21:34:55] + Valware/rizon chinese food is good

[21:35:02] + Valware/rizon !bang

[21:35:03] + Valware/rizon !reload && say !bang

[21:35:03] + Valware/rizon !bang

[21:35:07] + Valware/rizon oops

[21:35:23] + Valware/rizon lol @ "&& say !bang"

[21:35:58] + Valware/rizon lol

[21:36:03] + Valware/rizon !shop

[21:36:18] + Valware/rizon !shop 20

[21:36:34] + Valware/rizon !shop 4

[21:36:45] + Valware/rizon hahaha Valware u noob lol

[21:37:59] + Valware/rizon lolol

[21:38:05] + Valware/rizon nah I want something catchy

[21:39:03] + Valware/rizon thelocal.co.uk

[21:39:17] + Valware/rizon damnit it's taken

[21:39:42] + Valware/rizon yeahhhhhhhhhhh

[21:44:40] + Valware/rizon effectively, I am selling reach and charging their customers for it

[21:45:08] + Valware/rizon ability to be found/accessed

[21:45:19] + Valware/rizon by a wider audience

[21:46:06] + Valware/rizon I'm still building the website, the team chats and customer support chats and build-a-support-chat-bot stuff

[21:46:29] + Valware/rizon so like you go onto their page and a little chatbox pops up

[21:46:35] + Valware/rizon I'll show a video

[21:48:24] + Valware/rizon Fensta, yeah I'll provide that if the business wants to have that on their profile/page

[21:48:43] + Valware/rizon if a business wants to have a professional looking support chat, they can, for free

[21:48:45] + Valware/rizon (and team chats)

[21:50:15] + Valware/rizon the morale behind it is I want local businesses to be able to have a fair advertising space where they don't have to pay, and people can easily get as much information as they need because they can basically use it like a myspace page I guess with how far they'll be able to setup their "shop" page

[21:50:41] + Valware/rizon the big companies have radio adverts, tv adverts, billboards, lorries/trucks etc

[21:51:15] + Valware/rizon anyway I can't find the video so I'll have to make it again, gimme a couple mins

[21:51:22] + Valware/rizon (I need to show you)

[21:54:25] + Valware/rizon https://streamable.com/msmw60

[21:54:27] + Valware/rizon oh what :(

[21:54:30] + Valware/rizon goodnight

[21:54:32] + Valware/rizon happy christmas

[21:55:20] + Valware/rizon wouldn't think it was IRC would you

[22:05:49] + Valware/rizon 😔

[22:13:33] + Valware/rizon he left u on read

[22:13:36] + Valware/rizon how do you feel

[22:14:50] + Valware/rizon why does this sound like one of those "I'll call you" but then they never call you, and you leave texts and voicemails and bump into them and they make out like their phone has been playing up and you act like you believe it

[22:14:54] + Valware/rizon but secretly cry inside

[22:15:21] + Valware/rizon yay @ healthy

[22:16:07] + Valware/rizon feel the rush

[22:16:22] + Valware/rizon adrenaline is gr8

[22:27:10] + Valware/rizon ¬_¬

[22:27:12] + Valware/rizon TheFatherMind

[22:27:16] + Valware/rizon is that automated

[22:35:35] + Valware/rizon ¬_¬

[22:35:42] + Valware/rizon no cheating!

[22:35:45] + Valware/rizon even I don't chat

[22:35:46] + Valware/rizon cheat*

[22:36:00] + Valware/rizon cheh

[23:02:12] + Valware/rizon Ô.ó

[23:02:55] + Valware/rizon "react to me"

[23:04:16] + Valware/rizon "english not brit" pardon lmao

[23:25:11] + Valware/rizon https://i.ibb.co/fYqx21H/unreal-mug.jpg

[23:25:12] + Valware/rizon this

[23:25:21] + Valware/rizon https://i.ibb.co/DDQzYSr/unreal-mug2.jpg

[23:25:32] + Valware/rizon https://www.anopequotes.org/?447

[23:25:37] + Valware/rizon =]

[23:26:01] + Valware/rizon this quote has been brought up on the unrealircd network about a thousand times in the past year

[23:26:11] + Valware/rizon mostly by Jobe =]

[23:26:26] + Valware/rizon and you, [itchyjunk]

[23:26:26] + Valware/rizon ?

[23:28:40] + Valware/rizon show pics of your cool glass water bottle and wooden cup

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