Tuesday, December 26, 2023
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End3r/rizon
kicked ComputerTech/rizon (wake up)
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ComputerTech/rizon
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Ahsoka/rizon
hands itchyjunk some gold bond powder to help with the itch
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[itchyjunk]/rizon
snorts
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Ahsoka/rizon
Last year i got my dad the manscaped grooming kit
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 8.458s, which makes you a total of 655 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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esjay/rizon
yournamehere; this is why you don't have kids
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 19.161s, which makes you a total of 656 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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esjay/rizon
I literally deal with focusrite drivers for my side hustle and music prod and have for years
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systwi/rizon
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Jax/rizon
Today in my guard shack I discovered a very discreet camera
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.824s, which makes you a total of 93 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Jax/rizon
I guess it's not a camera
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CoolKevin/rizon
returns high 5's
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Jax/rizon
Upon further investigation it's a"smart eyr" to detect when occupants are in the shack to then control the temperature
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cgsif^/rizon
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Jax/rizon
I tried to determine if it records but there isn't any info on that, doesn't seem likely.
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Jax/rizon
Keeping it covered anyway.
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Jax/rizon
either way I'm enjoying the $500 computer chair they supplied me with.
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Jax/rizon
I hope you all had some good Christmas memories today.
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esjay/rizon
I'll definitely remember this christmas
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Jax/rizon
You want me to get off my chair
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CoolKevin/rizon
I will remember this Christmas, first stress free one in a long time
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Jax/rizon
So I can meet your petty expectations?
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slim/rizon
Can't plan for the unexpected though
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slim/rizon
You feel sorry for me saying you can't plan for the unexpected.
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slim/rizon
You didn't answer my question so I'm taking it as a yes 😌
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\g/rizon
-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 6/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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\g/rizon
nods
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cgsif^/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 35.512s, which makes you a total of 94 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Duck Hunt commands] !help, !bang, !reload, !shop, !topduck, !duckstats, !lastduck
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.935s, which makes you a total of 95 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 16.358s, which makes you a total of 96 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 15 (duck flattener). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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Jax/rizon
I just had some nerd tell me a Gundam.priced at 30k that was the size of a child was "justified in price"
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Jax/rizon
I'm ready to go home and eat some ham, though. Today is kind of dragging.
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 10.095s, which makes you a total of 17 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
franstam > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find... a leaflet from CACAD (Coalition Against the Comitee Against Ducks).
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Jax/rizon
wez didn't like my meme so I deleted it
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Jax/rizon
Fuck having the only thimbs down meme.
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sushi-chan/rizon
Are you talkin bout foxy btw ? Cuz she isnt here right now
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DuckHunt/rizon
sushi-chan > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 32.187s, which makes you a total of 8 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 32.112s, which makes you a total of 97 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 1/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
CoolKevin > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -2 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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DuckHunt/rizon
mrinfinity > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]
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CoolKevin/rizon
hug sushi-chan
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wildting/rizon
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\g/rizon
did you put exercising on your new years resolution yet
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\g/rizon
I care for your health is all
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\g/rizon
I used to care for CT's health but he doesn't care and I can't help him
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\g/rizon
So I moved on to someone else
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sushi-chan/rizon
but I hope you dont think I dont seem to care either
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\g/rizon
You seem like you want to
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\g/rizon
Which is more than I can say about ComputerTech and his alcoholism
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\g/rizon
flips CT off
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sushi-chan/rizon
well actually its not laziness, otherwise it would get fixed in one sec
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sushi-chan/rizon
my psychiatrist told me I have severe lack of motivation, its due to my mental disorder
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cgsif^/rizon
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mrinfinity/rizon
where things flow naturally and peacefully without resistence
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sushi-chan/rizon
well i improved on my lifestyle the past years.... At first I didn't even take a shower ... Now since few years ago, I take shower everydays. Drink water and brush teeth
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
freewifi > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 12.798s, which makes you a total of 14 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 3 (trainee). \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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[TechNet]
set mode +o wez
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[TechNet]
set mode +o Saphir^Lounge8
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slim/rizon
Yes. He wants recognition God dammit
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sushi-chan/rizon
I keep focus on my problems and forget everyone else here omg
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[TechNet]
set mode +ao Icedream Icedream
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Jax/rizon
Ughhhhh. All of a sudden the key isn't trying to work for the guard shack.
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Jax/rizon
The bathroom won't open now, and the door is having trouble.
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sushi-chan/rizon
are you typing from the bathroom? Your laptop is waterproof ?
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slim/rizon
Dude you stuck in the bathroom again? 🤣
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Jax/rizon
sighs
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[TechNet]
set mode +o Superfly
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Jax/rizon
I literally just said I can't get into the bathroom.
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Jax/rizon
Why does someone go to the bathroom, sushi-chan.
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Jax/rizon
Because they have to go.
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[TechNet]
set mode +o ^tinman^
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End3r/rizon
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sushi-chan/rizon
well with the advanced technology now you can buy on internet and everything else. even date online. Maybe oneday we'll be able to take virtual showers online too lol
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slim/rizon
I'm sure alot of ppl here already do that
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slim/rizon
freewifi: wanna take a no homo virtual shower
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freewifi/rizon
most modern phones are suitable for using in the shower
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slim/rizon
The only avatar I see in here is mine atm
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slim/rizon
Yes wifi mine is but I don't trust it
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sushi-chan/rizon
if a phone explodes, can it makes my whole appartment explode too?
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slim/rizon
dankor63: stop spreading fake info please ok
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freewifi/rizon
Jingle bells and Monday excitement, all in one! (◕‿◕)
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slim/rizon
You just want everyone to wish you 🤣