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[00:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:00:04] Ziginox/rizon !bang

[00:00:04] DuckHunt/rizon Ziginox > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:00:05] Ziginox/rizon !bang

[00:00:05] DuckHunt/rizon Ziginox > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:00:06] Ziginox/rizon !reload

[00:00:06] DuckHunt/rizon Ziginox > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2

[00:00:07] Ziginox/rizon !bang

[00:00:07] DuckHunt/rizon Ziginox > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:00:08] Ziginox/rizon !bang

[00:00:08] DuckHunt/rizon Ziginox > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:00:09] Ziginox/rizon !bang

[00:00:09] DuckHunt/rizon *PEWWW* Ziginox's bullet ricochetes on BobbyDrake, thanks to his deflection modifier of 59%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[00:00:09] DuckHunt/rizon Frightened by so much noise, the duck fled. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[00:00:09] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' Saphir^FS just get shot by accident by Ziginox. [accident: -4 xp]

[00:00:14] Ziginox/rizon oh for FUCK's sake

[00:00:51] HelderHeid/rizon rly?

[00:01:24] wez/rizon Do the hustle!! doo doo doo dooo de doo doo dooo.....

[00:01:28] TheFatherMind/rizon someone needs to buy a silencer

[00:01:36] mrinfinity/rizon !shop

[00:01:47] wez/rizon TheFatherMind: You fan make a supressor out of an oil filter :)

[00:01:55] wez/rizon s/fan/can/

[00:01:56] Angel/rizon wez meant to say: TheFatherMind: You can make a supressor out of an oil filter :)

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[00:02:12] mrinfinity/rizon !shop 9

[00:02:12] DuckHunt/rizon mrinfinity > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[00:02:21] mrinfinity/rizon !shop 7

[00:02:22] DuckHunt/rizon mrinfinity > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

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[00:02:28] wez/rizon h

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[00:02:33] mrinfinity/rizon h

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[00:12:10] foxy/rizon hi wez

[00:12:33] foxy/rizon little_mac: it does this ~little_ma@Winter.Wonderland.littlemac

[00:12:39] foxy/rizon but it's in color

[00:14:05] mrinfinity/rizon sayyy whattttttt

[00:14:09] mrinfinity/rizon my vhost is bettter than yours

[00:14:10] mrinfinity/rizon sayyy whattttttt

[00:14:11] mrinfinity/rizon my vhost is bettter than yours

[00:17:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:17:28] irish666/rizon just awake for food

[00:18:48] mrinfinity/rizon !bang

[00:18:49] DuckHunt/rizon mrinfinity > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:18:53] mrinfinity/rizon !bang

[00:18:53] DuckHunt/rizon mrinfinity > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 3/3

[00:18:56] foxy/rizon !bang

[00:18:56] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 1mn56.224s, which makes you a total of 259 ducks (including 28 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 16 (duck disassembler). \_X< *KWAK* [48 xp] [expl. ammo]

[00:18:56] mrinfinity/rizon !reload

[00:18:57] DuckHunt/rizon mrinfinity > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 2/3

[00:19:04] mrinfinity/rizon wow

[00:19:10] foxy/rizon !duckstats

[00:19:12] DuckHunt/rizon [Hunting bag][Hunting bag][Hunting bag] best time: 1.188s | average react. time: 1mn24.202s | 259 ducks (incl. 28 golden ducks) | 222 misses | 29 accidents | 51 empty shots | 38 wild shots | 481 ammo used [Accidents][Accidents][Accidents] received 1 stray bullet from which 1 lethal, 0 ricocheted and 0 neutralized. [Inventory] [Inventory] [Inventory] Expl. ammo

[00:19:29] foxy/rizon !shop 10

[00:19:29] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 6 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[00:19:33] foxy/rizon !shop9

[00:19:40] foxy/rizon !shop 9

[00:19:40] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[00:19:51] foxy/rizon !shop 8

[00:19:52] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses. Your purchase made you go back to level 15 (duck flattener).

[00:19:59] foxy/rizon !shop 6

[00:20:01] DuckHunt/rizon foxy > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[00:20:08] foxy/rizon let's party

[00:20:14] foxy/rizon 🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉

[00:22:26] Compy/rizon Woot!

[00:26:00] little_mac/rizon OH thanks foxy :D

[00:27:14] [itchyjunk]/rizon hi

[00:27:52] foxy/rizon hi compy and [itchyjunk]

[00:28:12] [itchyjunk]/rizon hello foxy

[00:28:15] [itchyjunk]/rizon How goes?

[00:29:47] foxy/rizon good and yourself

[00:30:10] [itchyjunk]/rizon not too bad! took my guitar out and tuned it

[00:30:14] [itchyjunk]/rizon and played the 2 song i know!

[00:32:17] Compy/rizon heya foxy! Good night so far. Just got back from Dallas. Sitting on the back porch at the fire pit. Enjoying 20 degree warmer weather up here

[00:32:20] Compy/rizon well, down here

[00:32:21] Compy/rizon whatever.

[00:38:57] foxy/rizon oh nice

[00:39:09] foxy/rizon did you get Taco Cass while in Dallas?

[00:53:54] * adro/rizon flies in

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[01:04:25] Batmanhush/rizon Thanks for the +v

[01:05:47] Compy/rizon foxy: I did not. Must I?

[01:05:55] foxy/rizon yes

[01:05:59] foxy/rizon great tacos

[01:06:36] NiniGeo2/rizon Woooooo quality tacos!

[01:07:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon hmmmm, ok, there is Guardians of the Galaxy 2 on TNT, Pirates of the Caribbean: on Stranger Tides on FX and Animal House on IFC......

[01:08:15] foxy/rizon nice

[01:08:25] esjay/rizon Compy; go over to goodbye horses

[01:10:20] NiniGeo2/rizon I think that everybody likes good tacos in a similar way to how everybody loves good pizza!

[01:10:40] foxy/rizon yes

[01:11:44] Compy/rizon Absolutely.

[01:11:46] Ahsoka/rizon I prefer burritos

[01:11:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon on Cartoon Network there is FLCL at 11pm (cst), One Piece at 11:30pm (cst) for an hour, Naruto Shippuden at 12:30am for an hour, My Hero Academia at 1:30am, Ballmastrz 9009 at 2am, The Venture Bros. at 2:30am, Futurama at 3am for an hour an King of the Hill at 4am for an hour.....

[01:12:00] Compy/rizon esjay: I absolutely will the next time I'm up there! Same on your reco, foxy.

[01:12:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon hmm, tacos 'n burritos...

[01:12:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon yummies.

[01:12:52] NiniGeo2/rizon Burritos are good too :P

[01:13:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon any sauces to go with the tacos 'n burritos?

[01:13:30] slim/rizon The other day I had to come bell for the first time. I ordered one of everything off the menu

[01:13:38] slim/rizon Taco bell*

[01:13:53] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon oooh

[01:13:54] Ahsoka/rizon Crunchwrap?

[01:13:56] Compy/rizon slim: and you lived.

[01:14:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon lol

[01:14:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon it's not that bad.

[01:14:22] Compy/rizon Oh, don't get me wrong, I can absolutely destroy some Taco Bell.

[01:14:35] Ahsoka/rizon The taco bell crunch wrap is my favorite

[01:14:54] Compy/rizon If I wasn't stoned, I'd go get some.

[01:15:35] slim/rizon I pretty much enjoyed everything I tried lol

[01:15:41] slim/rizon All tasted good

[01:17:02] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon i like the chalupas and gorditas more....

[01:17:58] esjay/rizon .steam

[01:17:59] Internets/rizon :: Esjay [ONLINE] :: Playing: Raft ::

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[01:20:31] Zero/rizon sup esjay

[01:20:33] Zero/rizon .steam

[01:20:34] Internets/rizon No steamid found linked to your nick. To link one, type: .register_steam <steamid>

[01:20:40] Zero/rizon .register_steam ryuujinzero

[01:20:46] Zero/rizon .steam -g

[01:20:48] Internets/rizon :: Zero :: Total games: 2100 :: Total playtime: 891.0 hours :: Playtime last 2 weeks: 13.0 hours :: Most played game: Spectromancer, 147.0 hours :: Most played last 2 weeks: 20XX, 13.0 hours ::

[01:21:04] Zero/rizon I think I'm done with 20XX, I suck too hard to clear the final stage and had enough fun with it

[01:21:05] Rizon/rizon [drwho] nil

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[01:21:51] esjay/rizon Zero, not much, vibing on my day off

[01:21:55] esjay/rizon treated myself today

[01:22:20] esjay/rizon made a nice sirloin steak and eggs for lunch, and made some homemade meatball subs for dinner

[01:22:43] Zero/rizon I've never had a homemade meatball sub

[01:22:53] * Zero/rizon puts that on his list of stuff to have the wife make

[01:22:54] fifel/rizon I lost any confidence in socialising today.

[01:23:09] Zero/rizon I always got the meatball marinara from Subway since it was their only sandwich that didn't taste like actual garbage

[01:23:15] Zero/rizon But even that eventually started tasting terrible

[01:23:21] Zero/rizon Subway F tier fast food

[01:23:29] Snew/rizon h

[01:24:05] esjay/rizon I was craving a meatball sub last night and talking to my pharmacist about how I was craving one and he suggested subway. He didn't know the subway around here is pure garbage

[01:24:32] esjay/rizon which is why I went to pick up grocery stuff despite a 12 hour shift

[01:24:58] esjay/rizon the last time I had a sub from this subway, it was a meatball marinara that tasted super metallic

[01:25:14] esjay/rizon like those shitty $0.25 cans of black olives

[01:25:51] Zero/rizon Subway everywhere is pure garbage

[01:26:12] slim/rizon Not true

[01:26:13] Zero/rizon I recall that Canadian news show did a study on chicken in fast food

[01:26:19] esjay/rizon the one by where I lived in NC was great

[01:26:24] Zero/rizon Subway's chicken was less than 30% actual chicken

[01:26:37] Zero/rizon Next lowest was like 60%

[01:26:52] esjay/rizon there was a couple of girls that would always give me and my ex free food

[01:26:53] Zero/rizon F tier

[01:27:02] esjay/rizon Zero; yeah probably full of liquid and shit

[01:27:04] Zero/rizon You couldn't pay me to eat subway these days

[01:27:12] Zero/rizon If I want a sandwich I'll go to

[01:27:12] Zero/rizon idk

[01:27:15] Zero/rizon Jersey Mikes or something

[01:27:16] Zero/rizon Even Togos

[01:27:39] slim/rizon If you want a great sandwich, get the ingredients and make it yourself

[01:28:06] esjay/rizon slim, that's what I do

[01:28:11] slim/rizon Me too

[01:28:35] Zero/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1190828736178831462/20231230_172744.jpg Rack update!

[01:28:38] Zero/rizon No more laptops! :D

[01:28:48] esjay/rizon https://i.postimg.cc/L97zXHHd/image.png

[01:29:07] Zero/rizon I need shorter cables

[01:29:09] esjay/rizon it was a bit bigger than I expected it to turn out and I'm super stuffed

[01:29:11] Zero/rizon For the patch panel/switch

[01:29:21] Zero/rizon Those dangling cables are giving me diabetes

[01:29:37] esjay/rizon Zero; is that an M900?

[01:29:49] slim/rizon Fuck that actually looks great

[01:29:50] esjay/rizon or another thinkcentre?

[01:29:51] Zero/rizon M920q

[01:29:55] esjay/rizon ah

[01:30:04] esjay/rizon I love my m900 tiny

[01:30:06] slim/rizon I call feel hoe soft that bread is from here lol

[01:30:09] slim/rizon How

[01:30:28] Zero/rizon slim over here jerking off to sandwich pics

[01:30:34] esjay/rizon slim, I toasted it to where it had that heavenly crispiness while still being as soft as a cloud

[01:30:34] slim/rizon Yep

[01:30:37] Zero/rizon esjay: I should probably be doing more with mine

[01:30:49] Zero/rizon Right now I just have proxmox on it and a VM running one of my domain controllers

[01:30:55] Zero/rizon DNS, DHCP, Active Directory, etc

[01:31:03] esjay/rizon I even scooped out part of the bread to make a nest for the meatballs

[01:31:19] slim/rizon Ok stop

[01:31:24] esjay/rizon >:D

[01:31:33] Zero/rizon I'm thinking I might put a laptop back in there to serve as kindof a KVM

[01:31:41] Zero/rizon Cuz I'm too cheap to buy one

[01:31:46] Zero/rizon Good ones are like $800

[01:31:56] wildting/rizon .u bunny chow

[01:31:56] Internets/rizon :: [1/2] bunny chow :: A dish that originated in [Durban], but can now be bought all across South Africa. It consists of a half or quarter loaf of bread hollowed out and filled with curry. / / They came about because, unde... ::

[01:31:56] Internets/rizon :: [2/2] Bunny Chow :: When you use saliva as lubricant during masturbation shortly after consuming a meal. This results in tiny wet crumbs all over your penis/vagina, which in turn attracts [small fluffy] bunny rabbits tha... ::

[01:31:56] Zero/rizon The ones with the displays in them

[01:31:59] esjay/rizon If you're in the upstate NY area, make a drive over and we can watch anime and eat food together

[01:32:19] Zero/rizon and fuck

[01:32:21] Zero/rizon you forgot and fuck

[01:32:41] esjay/rizon Zero; get a small and thin monitor to hook up to the thinkcentre and get one of those rack trays to put a keyboard on

[01:32:43] wildting/rizon paramount+ and chill?

[01:32:55] esjay/rizon crunchyroll and inside my hole

[01:33:01] Zero/rizon I'm not buying anymore monitors

[01:33:02] wildting/rizon bruh

[01:33:04] Zero/rizon I have too many laying around

[01:33:09] wildting/rizon this is rizon you're talkin about

[01:33:09] Zero/rizon And none that I'd consider "slim"

[01:33:33] Zero/rizon The 22" I have sitting on top of the UPS at the bottom there is the one I use currently lol

[01:33:35] Zero/rizon It's ghetto as fuck

[01:33:58] esjay/rizon If that thinkcentre has a vga out, I'll give you this 14" monitor I got for $20

[01:34:02] wildting/rizon who needs crunchy-mole when u have irc xdcc bots full of subbed anime alternatives

[01:34:05] Zero/rizon It doesn't

[01:34:10] Zero/rizon It's DP and HDMI only

[01:34:22] esjay/rizon wildting; lol I have like 6-7tb of anime, on top of what zero shares with me

[01:34:29] Zero/rizon Although I think I have a DP to VGA adapter around here somewhere

[01:34:38] esjay/rizon DP to VGA sounds horrid

[01:34:39] wildting/rizon kek

[01:34:47] Zero/rizon I'm curious how much anime I have

[01:34:56] esjay/rizon wildting; I used the statement just for the meme

[01:35:00] wildting/rizon that used to be me too, dloading everything

[01:35:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:35:07] wildting/rizon !bang

[01:35:07] DuckHunt/rizon wildting > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:35:07] kot/rizon double penetration to vaginally gaping anal

[01:35:11] wildting/rizon !bang

[01:35:11] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !banf

[01:35:12] DuckHunt/rizon wildting > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:35:14] Zero/rizon Unraid says 15.32TB

[01:35:14] wildting/rizon !bang

[01:35:14] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' Kumool just get shot by accident by wildting. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -4 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]

[01:35:14] DuckHunt/rizon wildting is demoted to level 0 (public danger).

[01:35:15] Zero/rizon That doesn't seem right

[01:35:16] esjay/rizon can you think of something like netflix and chill, but regarding to xdcc?

[01:35:18] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:18] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[01:35:20] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:20] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[01:35:22] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:22] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[01:35:24] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:24] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[01:35:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:25] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[01:35:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:27] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[01:35:30] kot/rizon xdcc and suckin peepee

[01:35:34] Kumool/rizon !bang

[01:35:34] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:35:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[01:35:35] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5

[01:35:36] Kumool/rizon !reload

[01:35:36] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3

[01:35:38] wildting/rizon esjay: !blist and chill

[01:35:38] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:38] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[01:35:39] Kumool/rizon !bang

[01:35:39] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > *BANG* You shot down the golden duck in 38.369s, which makes you a total of 41 ducks (including 8 golden ducks) on #computertech. You are promoted to level 10 (hunter). \_X< *KWAK* [60 xp]

[01:35:40] DuckHunt/rizon Kumool > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 50 xp points ! [50 xp]

[01:35:40] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:35:40] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[01:36:00] Zero/rizon esjay are you watching Frieren

[01:36:05] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *high-5's Kumool*

[01:36:10] Kumool/rizon wildting: hey who do you think you are!? dick cheney!?

[01:36:16] esjay/rizon Zero, I was going to

[01:36:24] esjay/rizon kot, damn gurl

[01:36:25] * Kumool/rizon high-5s ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[01:36:25] Zero/rizon It's so good

[01:36:26] esjay/rizon nice

[01:36:26] Kumool/rizon thanks

[01:36:29] wildting/rizon sry son

[01:36:40] wildting/rizon i used Glock's last gun b4 he bit it

[01:36:48] Zero/rizon rip

[01:36:56] wildting/rizon rest in pieces

[01:37:02] esjay/rizon Oh my fucking god, I keep forgetting melatonin gummies

[01:37:04] wildting/rizon Glock dindu nuffin

[01:37:07] Zero/rizon Reminds me of a news article I saw

[01:37:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop

[01:37:11] esjay/rizon fuck it, I'm not taking them anymore

[01:37:27] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !shop 2

[01:37:27] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[01:37:34] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !reload

[01:37:35] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/6 | Chargers: 5/5

[01:37:39] wildting/rizon screw them whack gummies

[01:37:41] Zero/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1190830986255147089/image.png boy I wonder which side of the political spectrum this author sits on

[01:37:42] Zero/rizon /s

[01:37:50] wildting/rizon I GOT ME A GINORMOUS PACK OF LICORICE

[01:39:19] wildting/rizon why does licorice sound uncomfortably like a cross between lice and rice?

[01:39:24] Compy/rizon Zero: Nice rack!

[01:39:30] Zero/rizon lewd

[01:39:58] wildting/rizon r00d

[01:40:04] wildting/rizon and totally n00d

[01:40:06] Zero/rizon I need to put more stuff in it

[01:40:14] Zero/rizon I need a shelf so I can put my T7810 in it for example

[01:40:16] wildting/rizon that's what she said

[01:40:19] Zero/rizon I also need to fix my UPS

[01:40:20] Zero/rizon I've never used it

[01:40:25] Zero/rizon When I plug it in it beeps really fuckin loud

[01:40:27] Zero/rizon It's annoying

[01:40:33] Zero/rizon idk what the issue is

[01:40:40] esjay/rizon Zero; that headline makes him sound cooler than he was

[01:40:59] Zero/rizon From what I've been reading

[01:41:02] Zero/rizon He sounds like a pretty boring guy

[01:41:06] esjay/rizon Yeah

[01:41:07] Zero/rizon I still thank him for his achivements

[01:41:08] Zero/rizon RIP

[01:41:11] wildting/rizon some part of me thinks his real name should've been somethin like Glockenstein

[01:41:14] * Zero/rizon strokes his glock

[01:41:16] esjay/rizon he was like the most boring of all gun tycoons

[01:41:16] wildting/rizon maker of clocks

[01:41:27] Zero/rizon tbf

[01:41:29] Zero/rizon Glock is a very boring gun

[01:41:31] Zero/rizon lol

[01:41:37] Zero/rizon But it's dependable and reliable

[01:41:42] wildting/rizon CLOCK

[01:42:00] * wildting/rizon drops the mic and walks away

[01:42:13] HelderHeid/rizon who was it?

[01:42:15] esjay/rizon The wild shit about Sarah Winchester...I can only strive to mimic a fraction of her awesomeness

[01:42:50] HelderHeid/rizon ah

[01:43:16] TheFatherMind/rizon I AM UNSTOPPABLE!!!!

[01:43:20] TheFatherMind/rizon (Unless I am kicked)

[01:43:22] TheFatherMind/rizon (Or banned)

[01:43:26] TheFatherMind/rizon (or I fall asleep)

[01:43:38] TheFatherMind/rizon (or I drop my keyboard.. and I do seem to do that a lot)

[01:43:44] Rizon/rizon [wildting2] Please stop confusing P*tin and Poutine. One is a dangerous & unwholesome mix of greasy, lumpy & congealed ingredients, the other is a delicious food.

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[01:44:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:44:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BONG

[01:44:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:44:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.89s, which makes you a total of 765 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:44:10] Zero/rizon I just realized I've never taken a family photo before

[01:44:17] wildting2/rizon !bangs

[01:44:37] wildting2/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1OQEYWLVRc

[01:44:37] Internets/rizon :: YouTube S&W 351C 22 Magnum VS GLOCK 42 :: (06:46) :: Views 37,778 :: Rating [+] 734 likes [+] 734 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[01:44:43] Zero/rizon https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209005002004496384/1190832709912764528/20231230_174307.jpg

[01:44:48] HelderHeid/rizon i just realised i will never have to >:D

[01:44:54] Zero/rizon rip HelderHeid

[01:45:46] wildting2/rizon rest in poutine

[01:45:53] HelderHeid/rizon well the universe is mysterious

[01:46:05] wildting2/rizon it's also expanding

[01:46:11] HelderHeid/rizon so i suppose never say never but so far i'm dodging successfully

[01:46:18] TheFatherMind/rizon I took a photo with my wife once.. which classifies as a family photo.

[01:46:37] wildting2/rizon it's all fun 'n games till somebody gets hit in the forehead by a meteorite

[01:46:56] wildting2/rizon ... because the universe thinks YOU'RE mysterious

[01:46:56] TheFatherMind/rizon EXACTLY!!!

[01:47:06] Zero/rizon Don't they usually burn up in the atmosphere

[01:47:14] wildting2/rizon usu yes

[01:47:19] Zero/rizon And even if they don't if they're that small, they'll decrease in speed to terminal velocity

[01:47:21] Zero/rizon And be mostly harmless

[01:47:25] Zero/rizon I think

[01:47:33] Zero/rizon I'm not an astrophysicist

[01:47:36] wildting2/rizon but for the atmosphere, that tiny meteorite would otherwise nuke palestine

[01:47:57] wildting2/rizon not that that's what anybody wants or anything

[01:48:04] Zero/rizon oh u

[01:48:24] wildting2/rizon Neil de Grease Tyson

[01:48:32] HelderHeid/rizon dammit tiger/giraffe bread is so good

[01:48:38] esjay/rizon I took family pics sometime wayyyyy before transition and I looked hot then, and still do now

[01:49:30] wildting2/rizon .yt nickelback photograph

[01:49:31] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Nickelback - Photograph [OFFICIAL VIDEO] :: URL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rXdeOvhNE (04:22) :: Views 75,027,448 :: Rating [+] 576,236 likes [+] 576,236 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[01:49:33] * wildting2/rizon runs

[01:49:54] Zero/rizon esjay Do you still have pics pre-transition

[01:49:58] esjay/rizon Yeah

[01:49:59] Zero/rizon I've only seen post

[01:50:00] Zero/rizon share

[01:50:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:50:03] wildting2/rizon !bang

[01:50:03] DuckHunt/rizon wildting2 > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:50:04] TheFatherMind/rizon QUACK

[01:50:06] wildting2/rizon !reload

[01:50:06] DuckHunt/rizon wildting2 > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 3/3

[01:50:07] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[01:50:07] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.353s, which makes you a total of 766 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [18 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[01:50:11] wildting2/rizon !banged

[01:50:22] esjay/rizon No, because I know retardlabs and stew would probably add it to their collections

[01:50:25] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon woo!

[01:50:33] esjay/rizon but here, have this cup of tea https://i.imgur.com/Mp9xji9.png

[01:50:44] Zero/rizon what the fuck

[01:50:46] wildting2/rizon make sure u raise your pinky while holding the cup

[01:51:05] Zero/rizon is that a real pepper or an actual cup

[01:51:15] HelderHeid/rizon i can't decide if that's abuse of the pepper or the tea there

[01:51:17] Zero/rizon This is the internet

[01:51:17] HelderHeid/rizon damn you

[01:51:19] Zero/rizon I've seen some weird shit

[01:51:24] Zero/rizon Both are plausible

[01:51:42] esjay/rizon it was a real pepper

[01:53:10] wildting2/rizon sergeant esjay's lonely hearts club band

[01:53:18] Zero/rizon disgustedsouleaterface.jpg

[01:53:30] esjay/rizon black star would love the concept

[01:53:45] Zero/rizon black star doesn't drink tea

[01:53:57] HelderHeid/rizon isn't that the last bowie album?

[01:55:53] Zero/rizon Black Star was legit the only reason I finished the Soul Eater manga

[01:56:02] Zero/rizon He was significantly more annoying in the anime so I dropped it about halfway through

[01:56:39] wildting2/rizon .imdb Dr Stone

[01:56:39] Internets/rizon :: Dr. Stone [2019–] Rated TV-14 :: Rating 8.1/10, 26,166 votes :: Genre Animation, Action, Adventure :: Director N/A :: Actors Yûsuke Kobayashi, Manami Numakura, Gen Satô :: Runtime 23 min ::

[01:56:40] Internets/rizon :: Plot Awakened into a world where humanity has been petrified, scientific genius Senku and his brawny friend Taiju use their skills to rebuild civilization. :: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9679542/ ::

[01:56:49] Neo_Nemesis/rizon Wing Zero

[01:56:58] esjay/rizon Zero, pic incoming

[01:57:05] Zero/rizon I'll watch Dr Stone someday

[01:57:07] Zero/rizon I think I have all of it

[01:57:11] esjay/rizon removing one of my offspring from it

[01:57:12] Zero/rizon So far

[01:57:24] Zero/rizon Use Photoshop AI

[01:57:28] Zero/rizon "Remove the kid"

[01:57:37] Ahsoka/rizon Dr. Stone is really good

[01:57:52] Zero/rizon @seen Rudolph

[01:57:52] ChanStat/rizon Rudolph (Flask@Xmas.at.Rizon.Rudolph) was last seen messaging #gaychat saying "Because you didn't manage to make me uncomfortable with your penis gore?" on Sat December 30 20:44:07 2023 UTC (5 hours, 13 minutes, 44 seconds ago)

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[01:58:41] wildting2/rizon i remember reading spy x family manga a while back thinkin it'd be a great anime heh

[01:58:49] esjay/rizon Zero, here you go. God those glasses did not fit me and idk what I was thinking https://i.postimg.cc/bYZfxRcD/image.png

[01:58:59] Zero/rizon I've only seen the firsts part of s1 but what I've seen is pretty great

[01:59:04] Zero/rizon I'll also finish that someday

[01:59:13] Ahsoka/rizon I like that series

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[01:59:33] BruceWayne/rizon Thanks for the +v

[01:59:46] Ahsoka/rizon So far the series Shy is pretty good

[02:00:18] Zero/rizon esjay: You look like you could be CT's older brother in that pic

[02:00:21] * Zero/rizon strokes his chin

[02:00:21] fifel/rizon esjay: I have made root juice instead of grogging

[02:00:24] esjay/rizon lmao

[02:00:37] esjay/rizon Zero, too bad I got all the good-looking genes

[02:00:48] esjay/rizon sucked them straight out of his daddies dick

[02:00:54] Zero/rizon rekt

[02:01:28] * wildting2/rizon cackles wildly as he splices your jeans AND your genes

[02:01:35] Zero/rizon lewd

[02:01:47] Zero/rizon i recall seeing porn that involved ripped jeans

[02:02:02] Zero/rizon ripped jeans step-porn would probably sell like hotcakes

[02:02:06] Zero/rizon my idea do not steal

[02:02:40] esjay/rizon Too late

[02:02:40] wildting2/rizon yeah but

[02:02:43] Ahsoka/rizon https://youtu.be/2e_Zo9Jaw2M?si=PC3Gkhe2sQ4Zd1XG

[02:02:44] Internets/rizon :: YouTube TVアニメ『SHY』OPムービー｜OP主題歌「Shiny Girl」MindaRyn :: (01:30) :: Views 308,507 :: Rating [+] 6,096 likes [+] 6,096 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[02:02:55] wildting2/rizon is there a porn x monopoly = pornopoly?

[02:05:05] Ahsoka/rizon Theres a character in Shy that ComputerTech would get along with, because all she seems do is drink vodka

[02:05:57] wildting2/rizon fodka

[02:06:38] esjay/rizon Foxy, I got to handle a script for a Foxy last night

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[02:07:24] Syndus/rizon Oi

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[02:07:51] Syndus/rizon Making crispy chicken ceaser salad for dinner, got some girl scout cookie kush, and some waffle fries.

[02:08:05] Syndus/rizon .....unforgivable

[02:09:01] Neo_Nemesis/rizon o.o

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[02:10:11] Syndus/rizon Sorry esjay, it sounded better than making meatball subs

[02:10:41] wildting2/rizon THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALLS

[02:10:46] Zero/rizon vodka

[02:10:54] Zero/rizon That's the shit you start on

[02:10:56] Zero/rizon And quickly grow out of

[02:11:41] wildting2/rizon and then u get cinnamon whiskey poured unwillingly down your throat to be forced awake

[02:12:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:12:04] wildting2/rizon not that that's ever happened to me b4

[02:12:06] wildting2/rizon !bang

[02:12:06] DuckHunt/rizon wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:12:07] wildting2/rizon !bang

[02:12:07] DuckHunt/rizon wildting2 > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[02:12:08] wildting2/rizon !bang

[02:12:09] DuckHunt/rizon wildting2 > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.915s, which makes you a total of 25 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:12:12] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon !bang

[02:12:12] DuckHunt/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[02:12:20] Syndus/rizon Sounds like candy time at uncle Chester's place

[02:12:21] Zero/rizon Ok I'm feeling kinda dumb right now

[02:12:27] Zero/rizon Do they ship UPSes with the batteries unplugged

[02:12:28] wildting2/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS, blame Glock

[02:12:30] Zero/rizon :thinking:

[02:12:37] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon o_o

[02:12:42] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon why?

[02:12:45] wildting2/rizon Zero, use UPS to ship your UPS

[02:12:48] Zero/rizon I need to pull UPS out of my rack and see if the battery is unplugged

[02:12:50] Zero/rizon It's not charging

[02:12:55] Zero/rizon and the battery light is flashing

[02:13:16] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon wildting2, i hve 3 of his products...

[02:13:41] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon luv'em.

[02:14:09] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon Zero, is the battery replaceable?

[02:15:02] Syndus/rizon Have you tried turning it off and on again

[02:15:17] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ......

[02:15:20] Zero/rizon Yeah batteries in UPSes are typically replaceable

[02:15:24] Syndus/rizon Lol

[02:15:28] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon good good

[02:15:39] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon silly Syndus

[02:15:43] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon ^_^

[02:15:48] Syndus/rizon Have you tried swearing at it in latvian

[02:15:59] Syndus/rizon Do that and rub your nuts on the top of it it should work

[02:16:09] Zero/rizon i don't know latvian

[02:16:13] Zero/rizon i know some hot latvian chicks tho

[02:16:14] Syndus/rizon It's gotta be the same time though

[02:16:22] Zero/rizon maybe i can have them come over and yell at it in their mother language

[02:16:23] Zero/rizon and whip it

[02:16:33] Syndus/rizon Lol

[02:16:58] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon O_O

[02:17:04] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon naughtyness

[02:17:09] Syndus/rizon Rubbing your balls in a circular motion on top of something while you chat in latin is like patting your head and rubbing your stomach on one leg when it comes to casting spells.

[02:17:23] Syndus/rizon *chanting latvian

[02:17:39] Syndus/rizon My dad says so

[02:17:50] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon >_>

[02:18:06] Syndus/rizon And he's pretty big

[02:18:17] wildting2/rizon twerking against it will increase your power output x69

[02:18:19] Syndus/rizon My dad is Microsoft

[02:18:31] wildting2/rizon *Microshaft

[02:18:35] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon *chuckles*

[02:18:40] * Ahsoka/rizon smashes ADMIRAL_HUBRIS in the face with a sledgehammer repeatedly

[02:18:46] HelderHeid/rizon time for some zzz's

[02:18:54] ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon Ahsoka!

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