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[08:17:00] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:21:28] Mikoolo/rizon Go out and buy me tp, Sander.

[08:22:23] Mikoolo/rizon Thats nohting.

[08:22:41] Mikoolo/rizon .w Kiruna

[08:37:24] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't know you had your human membership rewoked, irish666.

[08:37:59] Mikoolo/rizon He's been trying to reach the NHS recommended bmi levels for months now, Ziginox.

[08:38:08] Mikoolo/rizon He consider himself to still be fat.

[08:45:23] Mikoolo/rizon 15 minutes until a bus comes.

[08:45:30] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna be a lazy fuck and take the bus to the grocery store.

[08:45:44] Mikoolo/rizon 800meters.

[08:45:53] Mikoolo/rizon Also

[08:45:54] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:46:07] Mikoolo/rizon My eye.

[08:46:16] Mikoolo/rizon Someone already did.

[08:46:30] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[08:46:36] Mikoolo/rizon Fucker should get beaten.

[08:47:32] Mikoolo/rizon This will be the third time I take the bus to and from the grocery store since I moved in here 13ish years ago, h4.

[08:47:39] Mikoolo/rizon So my track record ain't perfect but it's ok.

[08:49:45] Mikoolo/rizon Me=

[08:49:46] Mikoolo/rizon ?

[08:49:48] Mikoolo/rizon Jogging?

[08:50:44] Mikoolo/rizon Leftovers are better heated in microwave than on the stove.

[08:50:57] Mikoolo/rizon They retain more nutrients.

[08:51:04] Mikoolo/rizon Due to the faster heating.

[08:51:16] Mikoolo/rizon Sure, what do you need?

[08:51:43] Mikoolo/rizon Sure.

[08:52:09] Mikoolo/rizon Will a tomatenanders or tomatendavid work? Incase I don't find a tomato named mark.

[08:52:45] Mikoolo/rizon Ah you want tomato purée.

[09:19:58] Mikoolo/rizon home

[09:23:35] Mikoolo/rizon jogger

[09:25:00] Mikoolo/rizon Jogger is a person that slowly runs for excercising purposes.

[09:28:09] Mikoolo/rizon .yt JX50E4ORzcE

[09:28:10] Mikoolo/rizon lol

[09:31:12] Mikoolo/rizon h4

[09:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon .yt DbFp4VtqUbE

[09:34:52] Mikoolo/rizon Because it's in your recommended videos, KurtGodel. Didn't see any 56k dialup ad on my end.

[09:44:01] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/eD1mFxvIL5w

[09:46:03] Mikoolo/rizon Can you stop?

[09:49:23] Mikoolo/rizon This isn't a channel to accuse people for stuff in, Fr0sty.

[09:50:24] Mikoolo/rizon Me too.

[09:50:44] Mikoolo/rizon He spammed me in pm then asked how I banned him.

[09:56:38] Mikoolo/rizon Why even bother rejoining only to quit?

[10:08:35] Mikoolo/rizon YOU CAN DO IT H4!

[10:08:47] Mikoolo/rizon YOUR FAMILY WILL DIE IF YOU GIVE UP!

[10:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon YES!

[10:12:07] Mikoolo/rizon Btw h4. I managed to get to the grocery store by bus, shop and back home within 20 minutes.

[10:12:24] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:19:07] Mikoolo/rizon Brusselsprouts are underrated imo.

[10:27:04] Mikoolo/rizon Better you than your entire family!

[10:33:45] Mikoolo/rizon Here, play some games.

[10:35:03] Mikoolo/rizon It might.

[10:35:14] Mikoolo/rizon Babysitt your nephew or nieces, irish666.

[10:35:22] Mikoolo/rizon And go to a playground with them.

[10:36:37] Mikoolo/rizon You're the last in your family?

[10:36:44] Mikoolo/rizon No parents, siblings, cousins and that?

[10:37:32] Mikoolo/rizon Ask ComputerTech's mum if she can adopt you, irish666.

[10:41:27] Mikoolo/rizon I agree with that, Chiester.

[10:41:52] Mikoolo/rizon Niece prefers her step-dad (my brother) over her biological dad.

[10:45:05] Mikoolo/rizon Or just move to the us to your fiance, irish666.

[11:49:37] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[11:56:34] Mikoolo/rizon :p

[11:56:36] Mikoolo/rizon .w yakutsk

[11:56:57] Mikoolo/rizon We had -42c back in 1999, irc_standardnick

[11:57:05] Mikoolo/rizon For a few days.

[11:57:26] Mikoolo/rizon .cc coldest temperature lulea 1999

[11:57:35] Mikoolo/rizon .cc -42f to c

[12:03:43] Mikoolo/rizon Hi duckscarf, long time no see.

[12:04:18] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[12:04:25] Mikoolo/rizon I was.

[12:04:28] Mikoolo/rizon Christmas season nick.

[12:04:44] Mikoolo/rizon Been using it for the 3rd year now.

[12:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[12:05:20] Mikoolo/rizon The rednosed one.

[12:05:32] Mikoolo/rizon The one in front of all the other reindeers.

[12:06:22] Mikoolo/rizon No

[12:06:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats Hess you're looking at, duckscarf.

[12:06:49] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolph_the_Red-Nosed_Reindeer

[12:10:15] Mikoolo/rizon Also the most warmongering one of them, duckscarf.

[12:10:24] Mikoolo/rizon He was named after Blitzkrieg.

[12:12:12] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[12:12:24] Mikoolo/rizon WW2 ones, on the German side.

[12:13:16] Mikoolo/rizon Reindeer, Rhinedeer.

[12:13:31] Mikoolo/rizon A river in germany.

[12:13:47] Mikoolo/rizon Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, flying in the sky pulling santas sleigh full of gifts.

[12:14:10] Mikoolo/rizon Rudolf Hess, a nazi that flew to England on a mission of peace and friendship.

[12:14:39] Mikoolo/rizon Rudolf hess was beaten bloody at prison hence Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.

[12:14:46] Mikoolo/rizon See, duckscarf.

[12:15:51] Mikoolo/rizon So if we remove you the collective will get smarter?

[12:19:06] Mikoolo/rizon He's a proper hindu, DuckHunt.

[12:19:08] Mikoolo/rizon duckscarf*

[12:20:02] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok Fr0sty. We don't care what religion you have.

[12:20:18] Mikoolo/rizon No need to pretend to fit in.

[12:22:29] Mikoolo/rizon .t Kaisa hai bhai

[12:22:50] Mikoolo/rizon He's deranged, irc_standardnick.

[12:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech doesn't count.

[12:26:10] Mikoolo/rizon He's no ones best friend.

[12:26:15] Mikoolo/rizon He's a people pleaser.

[12:26:22] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[12:26:34] Mikoolo/rizon Want to go out for a walk with me Frogorg?

[12:26:44] Mikoolo/rizon I can buy you a salad for lunch.

[12:26:47] Mikoolo/rizon o

[12:27:05] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[12:27:10] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg ^

[12:27:19] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok.

[12:27:23] Mikoolo/rizon I was out earlier today.

[12:27:35] Mikoolo/rizon Was a lazy fuck tho and took the bus 800 meters.

[12:28:01] Mikoolo/rizon Don't really want to walk in this temperature.

[12:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon Too much snow, duckscarf.

[12:29:00] Mikoolo/rizon And I got stitches on my eyeball and didn't want to expose it to too much cold temp for the walk.

[12:29:23] Mikoolo/rizon Do mods kick if you say that the moon orbits around earth, irc_standardnick?

[12:29:48] Mikoolo/rizon No, duckscarf.

[12:29:55] Mikoolo/rizon It's -32c here.

[12:30:10] Mikoolo/rizon And I don't want to expose my stitches in the eyeball to this temp too much.

[12:31:06] Mikoolo/rizon I can put a scart over my right eye, Frogorg. To keep it insulated from the cold temps.

[12:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon A lot, duckscarf.

[12:31:20] Mikoolo/rizon Workplace accident in the middle of august.

[12:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon I am for all practical purposes blind on my right eye.

[12:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon And I got a metal fragment permanently embedded in my brain.

[12:31:59] Mikoolo/rizon A 1.4cm long wire.

[12:32:41] Mikoolo/rizon For all practical purposes yes. Only on the right eye.

[12:33:01] Mikoolo/rizon Metal wire penetrated protective visor on my helmet, glasses, eye, eyesocket and into the brain.

[12:33:12] Mikoolo/rizon 50 fragments from the glasses were removed from the eye.

[12:33:45] Mikoolo/rizon I got x-ray's and a selfie if you want to see, duckscarf.

[12:34:13] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[12:34:17] Mikoolo/rizon That white line is the metal wire.

[12:34:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg

[12:34:36] Mikoolo/rizon The white areas in the middle is the brain hemorraghe I experienced.

[12:35:09] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah it looks longer than 1.4cm. But thats what the medical journal says.

[12:35:42] Mikoolo/rizon I thought it was 2cm at first.

[12:36:09] Mikoolo/rizon It's very lucky that I ain't having any neurological issues from it, at the moment.

[12:36:20] Mikoolo/rizon Would rather have died than to become a vegetable.

[12:36:36] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[12:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[12:37:00] Mikoolo/rizon I got you on steam.

[12:37:04] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok.

[12:39:35] Mikoolo/rizon Hope they remove the stitches soon.

[12:40:16] Mikoolo/rizon I have cornea separation according to the cute eye doctor I saw back at the start of december.

[12:41:12] Mikoolo/rizon But considering that they had to reconstruct my pupil it ain't that bad. And that I can't see with the eye.

[12:41:19] Mikoolo/rizon Cornea separation is not painful.

[12:42:11] Mikoolo/rizon If you've ever been kicked in the balls then you've experienced worse pains than my eye injury, waz.

[12:42:31] Mikoolo/rizon It might get greyed over.

[12:42:37] Mikoolo/rizon But my pupil looks messed up.

[12:42:52] Mikoolo/rizon Here waz https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[12:43:24] Mikoolo/rizon Mum took the pic for me.

[12:43:51] Mikoolo/rizon Took this selfie about a hour after the accident, waz. NSFW https://i.imgur.com/EIM2uVs.jpg

[12:44:34] Mikoolo/rizon Some nurses were surprised that I was concious the entire time from the accident until they put me under for the first surgery.

[13:00:15] Mikoolo/rizon If wez and waz fight, who would win?

[13:00:42] Mikoolo/rizon Ah.

[13:00:45] Mikoolo/rizon Good job.

[13:00:59] Mikoolo/rizon You may pick one animal from your country to assist you in the fight.

[13:01:12] Mikoolo/rizon Both of you.

[13:02:13] Mikoolo/rizon I would have chosen the kangaroo, or a snake or spider.

[13:02:52] Mikoolo/rizon Only had kangaroo once. In the form of a burger.

[13:03:01] Mikoolo/rizon It was nothing special.

[13:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon Theres Loch Ness.

[13:03:26] Mikoolo/rizon Nessie*

[13:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon Loch is the lake.

[13:45:54] Mikoolo/rizon Only one pic of sweden and it's in stockholm, HelderHeid.

[13:45:56] Mikoolo/rizon I am disappointed.

[13:46:01] Mikoolo/rizon .w stockholm

[13:46:07] Mikoolo/rizon Only -7c there.

[13:46:11] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[13:49:44] Mikoolo/rizon Drink this before going to work.

[13:49:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's cold out there.

[13:50:15] Mikoolo/rizon .w warsaw

[13:50:20] Mikoolo/rizon True.

[13:50:22] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't cold there.

[14:37:09] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder how your cats would react if they suddenly saw a dozen stubby legged lizards get released in the home, phonekait.

[14:37:44] Mikoolo/rizon foxy's outdoor cat would.

[14:37:49] Mikoolo/rizon But yours are indoor cats right?

[14:38:01] Mikoolo/rizon They might be terrified at first.

[14:58:31] Mikoolo/rizon Your outdoor cat would chase a skink if it was in your home, foxy.

[14:58:42] Mikoolo/rizon Stubby legged type of lizard.

[15:01:24] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah but he's outdoor too.

[15:01:28] Mikoolo/rizon He has seen some shit out there.

[15:11:56] Mikoolo/rizon Only if the wildlife doesn't have a natural predator to cats.

[15:12:44] Mikoolo/rizon Nah.

[15:12:55] Mikoolo/rizon Hawks, eagles, falcons. Are natural predators to cats.

[15:13:30] Mikoolo/rizon Foxes too.

[15:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon Owls then, wez.

[15:28:48] Mikoolo/rizon Internets works for weather

[15:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon .w lulea

[15:31:07] Mikoolo/rizon I am windowsing.

[15:31:44] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok, wez. I like the convenience that windows offers.

[15:32:03] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know what you're talking about Syndus.

[15:32:43] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the fermented fish, Syndus.

[15:33:11] Mikoolo/rizon It does what I want by clicking without the need to write command lines, wez.

[15:33:51] Mikoolo/rizon haggis?

[15:34:08] Mikoolo/rizon It's filled sheep stomach.

[15:34:22] Mikoolo/rizon lutfisk*

[15:34:54] Mikoolo/rizon Well, you want the norwegian one so lutefisk.

[15:35:50] Mikoolo/rizon lutefisk is norwegian.

[15:35:55] Mikoolo/rizon Lutfisk is the swedish spelling.

[15:36:25] Mikoolo/rizon haggis is the only tripe food I know about.

[15:36:42] Mikoolo/rizon But it uses sheep stomach so it ain't tripe.

[15:37:32] Mikoolo/rizon You're thinking about the seal they fill with auks and burry?

[15:38:52] Mikoolo/rizon $in 6s answer foxy why not?

[15:43:33] Mikoolo/rizon Is he named after the wiener, foxy?

[15:43:48] Mikoolo/rizon .yt I want to be a oscar meyer wiener

[16:13:23] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[16:14:08] Mikoolo/rizon I'm not working from home due to the weather \g. But I took the bus 800 meters to the grocery store coz fuck this.

[16:14:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:14:37] Mikoolo/rizon Nice spring weather you got there.

[16:15:49] Mikoolo/rizon .f

[16:25:27] Mikoolo/rizon He's busy scratching his crotch zof. He decided to get some fresh crabs in warsaw by getting a cheap prostitute.

[16:33:14] Mikoolo/rizon Hi ira666.

[16:48:18] Mikoolo/rizon In the clothes you're curently wearing.

[16:49:51] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:50:36] Mikoolo/rizon He wanted fresh crabs from the cheap prostitute, phonekait.

[17:58:11] Mikoolo/rizon wiggers are the worst ggers.

[17:59:55] Mikoolo/rizon They are already using vehicles to kill people on purpose with in the US, Frogorg.

[18:00:08] Mikoolo/rizon quite recently last year some madman drove into a parade.

[18:01:28] Mikoolo/rizon The issue isn't that guns are legal or illegal in the us, Frogorg. The issue is that guns are so glorified and loads of people are gun fetishists, Frogorg.

[18:02:52] Mikoolo/rizon Frogorg to loads of americans a firearm hold as much weight to them as jesus.

[18:03:42] Mikoolo/rizon By nuking it, h4.

[18:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon The fastest way to make them smarter.

[18:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon Do you glorify your firearms, \g?

[18:09:24] Mikoolo/rizon Did you see kentucky's glock video \g? :D

[18:09:45] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/vEjGeP6KCDE

[18:10:30] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[18:10:39] Mikoolo/rizon I started watching him before the accident.

[18:11:12] Mikoolo/rizon Forgotten Weapons > Demoranch. Imo.

[18:12:25] Mikoolo/rizon How the fuck did he go years without knowing that he was colourblind, Frogorg?

[18:13:09] Mikoolo/rizon He never had an eye exam?

[18:13:28] Mikoolo/rizon I remember back in my youth first time I checked my eyesight they also colourblind tested me, \g.

[18:14:09] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because you're too sober, irish666.

[18:18:11] Mikoolo/rizon Handle what h4?

[18:18:52] Mikoolo/rizon Did she repeat a x is y and z joke again, h4?

[18:19:52] Mikoolo/rizon Just do the thing, h4.

[18:20:03] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah that thing.

[18:20:10] Mikoolo/rizon Let someone else handle the fallout.

[18:21:03] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how you know she didn't actually make one if she has to explain it was one, h4.

[18:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon The thing.

[18:21:26] Mikoolo/rizon Let it be someone elses problem

[18:21:54] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed, Frogorg.

[18:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the purpose of the thing, h4. If the person doesn't want to change or learn to tell proper jokes or be more imaginative or inventive then just do the thing to the person.

[18:24:42] Mikoolo/rizon Well. Jokes for kids just makes me shrug so I guess I'm old, h4.

[18:25:45] Mikoolo/rizon She also repeats the same type of joke but replaces the subject and claims it's new, Frogorg.

[18:26:51] Mikoolo/rizon irish666, you should ask ComputerTech if the fresh crabs he got in warsaw was tasty.

[18:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon He paid a cheap prostitute to get them, irish666.

[18:28:48] Mikoolo/rizon Might be an alt, h4.

[18:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon Considering her need for attention whats more annoying and attention pulling than an annoying long nick in all caps, h4?

[18:43:44] Mikoolo/rizon It only counts as his body count if he personally killed them, h4.

[18:44:19] Mikoolo/rizon Filthy immigrant scum.

[18:44:29] Mikoolo/rizon Should have stayed in austria.

[19:11:14] Mikoolo/rizon KK = Swedish slang for Fuck Buddy, Knull Kompis.

[19:11:39] Mikoolo/rizon KKK = Kuk Lyx Klan

[19:11:46] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en kuk lyx klan

[19:19:23] Mikoolo/rizon Translate it to irish666, h4.

[19:19:26] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what he wants.

[19:20:45] Mikoolo/rizon +er

[19:21:13] Mikoolo/rizon He's danish.

[19:21:44] Mikoolo/rizon .w flensburg

[19:22:11] Mikoolo/rizon Who was german.

[19:26:14] Mikoolo/rizon It's like saying all the scots are english, irish666.

[19:27:04] Mikoolo/rizon .yt s> :: YouTube Deutsche Oma regt sich in Wien über english subs

[19:28:00] Mikoolo/rizon Oh she's in wien.

[19:29:27] Mikoolo/rizon I whined and drank wine in wien.

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