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[08:13:57] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.-

[08:14:02] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunrise lulea

[08:14:15] Mikoolo/rizon Thats in 20 minutes.

[08:44:49] Mikoolo/rizon morning h4

[08:45:53] Mikoolo/rizon .cc sunset lulea

[08:46:06] Mikoolo/rizon I got less sun hours, I win, franstam.

[08:46:35] Mikoolo/rizon Too long*

[08:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon Thats what she said.

[08:47:50] Mikoolo/rizon You'd either boil to death on the sun side or freeze to death on the dark side, h4.

[08:48:20] Mikoolo/rizon .cc dark side of mercury temperature

[08:48:51] Mikoolo/rizon During the day, temperatures on the surface can reach 800 degrees Fahrenheit (430 degrees Celsius). Because the planet has no atmosphere to retain that heat, nighttime temperatures on the surface can drop to minus 290 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 180 degrees Celsius).

[08:49:38] Mikoolo/rizon Talk about temperature range.

[08:51:19] Mikoolo/rizon Oh it's my birthday again. It's almost as if it was this week I had it last time!

[08:52:31] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon Too warm.

[10:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon There was no name on it.

[10:45:57] Mikoolo/rizon Do continue to shoot down all the ducks, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[10:48:55] Mikoolo/rizon Hello RTFT.

[10:49:18] Mikoolo/rizon As you can see we got other old familiar nicks here like BobbyDrake, RTFT.

[10:52:17] Mikoolo/rizon I've been outside two times this week.

[10:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon And it's already tuesday.

[10:52:32] Mikoolo/rizon Compared to 2 times the entire last week.

[10:52:59] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking nice when it ain't -30 to -38c outside.

[10:53:30] Mikoolo/rizon When are you coming to luleå for the grandprix skating, RTFT?

[10:54:30] Mikoolo/rizon RTFT https://schaatsenlulea.nl/iceskating-lulea/

[11:03:05] Mikoolo/rizon Also, good news, RTFT. I had whisky for the first time since august last friday.

[11:03:10] Mikoolo/rizon One small glass.

[11:03:55] Mikoolo/rizon Babysteps to get back to enjoying whisky at a safe pace.

[11:12:10] Mikoolo/rizon Gotta be carefull so I don't become like ComputerTech and ysalamir, herald.

[11:14:11] Mikoolo/rizon no

[12:17:08] Mikoolo/rizon Stop being french for one day please, ComputerTech.

[12:37:46] Mikoolo/rizon .chanstats

[12:38:10] Mikoolo/rizon You know very well that .chanstats do.

[12:38:16] Mikoolo/rizon So don't respond to it with "huh".

[12:39:37] Mikoolo/rizon Your mouth is too close to your ass if you can sense something stinky, ComputerTech.

[12:39:50] Mikoolo/rizon Nose*

[12:40:09] Mikoolo/rizon Or is your mums cooking so bad that it stinks?

[12:41:04] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[12:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon I dare assume that your mums cooking is bad.

[12:41:32] Mikoolo/rizon Since I can't really claim that it's good coz I have never experienced it first hand.

[12:42:18] Mikoolo/rizon But if you detected something stinky it could be that your nose is too close to your ass or someone bad at cooking is cooking food in your vincinity.

[12:42:25] Mikoolo/rizon Or you just forgot to flush again.

[12:43:45] Mikoolo/rizon Hello h4 my love <3

[12:44:09] Mikoolo/rizon Nothing much. I was outside for a walk today :D

[12:44:15] Mikoolo/rizon It was lovely :D

[12:44:49] Mikoolo/rizon I walked because it wasn't -35c outside.

[12:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[12:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon A few days.

[12:45:42] Mikoolo/rizon .f

[12:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon In one place here the temperature went from -30c to 5c in the matter of hours, h4.

[12:47:39] Mikoolo/rizon .w dungannon, us

[12:47:56] Mikoolo/rizon .t shithill

[12:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon .w shithill

[12:48:05] Mikoolo/rizon .w craphill

[12:48:13] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[12:48:37] Mikoolo/rizon Dungannon is the biggest nightsoil producer in Northern Ireland.

[12:48:57] Mikoolo/rizon They use it to grow huge potatos for export to RoI and the rest of UK.

[12:49:46] Mikoolo/rizon Those potatos are however banned in EU due to health concerns.

[12:53:27] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is an anagram of Couch Tempter.

[12:56:17] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech has been too drunk to pay attention.

[12:58:41] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, how do you mispell phish as ahsoka?

[13:00:23] Mikoolo/rizon He's too dense to remember that you showed that bug months ago while he was even in here, h4.

[13:00:56] Mikoolo/rizon death better die

[13:01:22] Mikoolo/rizon attack

[13:01:32] Mikoolo/rizon aeon

[13:01:41] Mikoolo/rizon .skip

[13:01:54] Mikoolo/rizon B

[13:02:00] Mikoolo/rizon Monte carlo

[13:02:05] Mikoolo/rizon monte carlos

[13:02:12] Mikoolo/rizon monty pyton

[13:02:23] Mikoolo/rizon february

[13:02:25] Mikoolo/rizon november

[13:02:35] Mikoolo/rizon sandals

[13:02:48] Mikoolo/rizon sandals flip flops shoes

[13:03:06] Mikoolo/rizon sandals made from strings

[13:03:07] Mikoolo/rizon sandals made from string

[13:03:13] Mikoolo/rizon sandals made from rubber

[13:03:36] Mikoolo/rizon cassius divide

[13:03:43] Mikoolo/rizon cassini divide

[13:03:56] Mikoolo/rizon Mrs Doubtfire

[13:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon Flubber

[13:04:02] Mikoolo/rizon awesomenauts

[13:04:37] Mikoolo/rizon It's longer

[13:05:24] Mikoolo/rizon 1899

[13:05:25] Mikoolo/rizon 1898

[13:05:26] Mikoolo/rizon 1897

[13:05:27] Mikoolo/rizon 1896

[13:05:27] Mikoolo/rizon 1895

[13:05:29] Mikoolo/rizon 1894

[13:05:30] Mikoolo/rizon 1893

[13:05:31] Mikoolo/rizon 1892

[13:05:33] Mikoolo/rizon 1891

[13:05:34] Mikoolo/rizon 1890

[13:05:36] Mikoolo/rizon 1889

[13:05:38] Mikoolo/rizon 1880

[13:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon 1870

[13:05:41] Mikoolo/rizon 1850

[13:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon 18560

[13:05:45] Mikoolo/rizon 1860

[13:05:55] Mikoolo/rizon breeding

[13:06:04] Mikoolo/rizon bovine

[13:06:24] Mikoolo/rizon Moses

[13:06:35] Mikoolo/rizon Capetown

[13:06:38] Mikoolo/rizon cape town

[13:06:49] Mikoolo/rizon .cc ivory coast capital

[13:07:05] Mikoolo/rizon abibes

[13:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon No

[13:07:45] Mikoolo/rizon guillivere

[13:07:53] Mikoolo/rizon Lepers

[13:07:55] Mikoolo/rizon Potatos

[13:07:58] Mikoolo/rizon The Irish

[13:08:01] Mikoolo/rizon The dragon Slayers

[13:08:03] Mikoolo/rizon soldiers

[13:08:16] Mikoolo/rizon 1945

[13:08:17] Mikoolo/rizon 1944

[13:08:18] Mikoolo/rizon 1943

[13:08:19] Mikoolo/rizon 1942

[13:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon 1941

[13:08:22] Mikoolo/rizon 1940

[13:08:37] Mikoolo/rizon Finland and UK are still at war.

[13:08:57] Mikoolo/rizon You werent aware of this, ComputerTech?

[13:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon That wayne guy in las vegas.

[13:10:24] Mikoolo/rizon Who looks asian due to all the plastic surgeries

[13:10:40] Mikoolo/rizon Wayne daytona

[13:10:54] Mikoolo/rizon Frankenstein

[13:11:00] Mikoolo/rizon Rupert the bear

[13:11:08] Mikoolo/rizon bahrain

[13:11:14] Mikoolo/rizon teheran

[13:11:20] Mikoolo/rizon montana

[13:11:32] Mikoolo/rizon manchu

[13:11:56] Mikoolo/rizon Egyptian sea

[13:12:00] Mikoolo/rizon the redsea

[13:12:07] Mikoolo/rizon the italian

[13:12:10] Mikoolo/rizon the antilles

[13:12:13] Mikoolo/rizon the antalles

[13:12:16] Mikoolo/rizon the antiles

[13:12:23] Mikoolo/rizon the adriatic

[13:12:33] Mikoolo/rizon the altran

[13:12:40] Mikoolo/rizon the antalan

[13:12:47] Mikoolo/rizon Stop skipping questions, h4.

[13:13:00] Mikoolo/rizon xien

[13:13:05] Mikoolo/rizon xing

[13:13:09] Mikoolo/rizon xixo

[13:13:12] Mikoolo/rizon xixi

[13:13:14] Mikoolo/rizon xixa

[13:13:27] Mikoolo/rizon flour sugar

[13:13:43] Mikoolo/rizon U2

[13:13:45] Mikoolo/rizon Madonna

[13:13:49] Mikoolo/rizon John Bon Jovi

[13:13:50] Mikoolo/rizon Cinnamons

[13:13:56] Mikoolo/rizon cincinati

[13:14:09] Mikoolo/rizon languages

[13:14:18] Mikoolo/rizon .skip

[13:14:20] Mikoolo/rizon fuck babynames

[13:14:30] Mikoolo/rizon calamari

[13:14:43] Mikoolo/rizon greek oil and calamari

[13:14:53] Mikoolo/rizon greek art and cuisine

[13:15:08] Mikoolo/rizon greek art and horticulture

[13:15:25] Mikoolo/rizon No one knows any babynames, h4.

[13:15:40] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes is slapp^^co D:

[13:17:27] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[13:18:10] Mikoolo/rizon Copy/paste reply because you scare pankakes too much with your power, h4.

[13:18:42] Mikoolo/rizon Thats worse.

[13:18:50] Mikoolo/rizon yes

[13:19:11] Mikoolo/rizon A free date with h4!

[13:19:47] Mikoolo/rizon Or Stardew Valley.

[13:19:55] Mikoolo/rizon And only grow potatos, h4.

[13:20:25] Mikoolo/rizon You're friendzoned, ComputerTech. By everyone.

[13:38:16] Mikoolo/rizon When he's asleep.

[13:38:53] Mikoolo/rizon It's not snoring. You're dreaming that you're a motorcycle, h4.

[13:40:08] Mikoolo/rizon She also emoquits, h4.

[13:40:23] Mikoolo/rizon s/in/on them

[13:41:03] Mikoolo/rizon get a cheap one from ebay, teddybearcell.

[13:48:30] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech's grandpa was in the black'n'tans.

[14:53:46] Mikoolo/rizon phish needs to treat you to a fine dinner, foxy.

[16:13:14] Mikoolo/rizon .kb \g !bang

[16:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon I baked a cake for you \g. https://i.imgur.com/AobN4zf.jpeg

[16:19:32] Mikoolo/rizon He'd be more intense if he was on land. That way the music he plays won't get muffled by the water, Fensta.

[16:24:18] Mikoolo/rizon I just don't care about my looks or what I do as long as I ain't being a cunt about it irl coz it's so easy to break my nose there.

[16:25:13] Mikoolo/rizon With a hammer!

[16:25:49] Mikoolo/rizon Drink beer and do coke like Lady De, Fensta.

[16:26:38] Mikoolo/rizon Have cake instead yournamehere https://i.imgur.com/AobN4zf.jpeg

[16:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon Same

[16:27:50] Mikoolo/rizon Implants, toupées, wigs.

[16:43:04] Mikoolo/rizon He has tons of hair.

[16:45:04] Mikoolo/rizon Copium is better, quartzhrts.

[16:46:15] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:53:10] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[16:57:33] Mikoolo/rizon Who fucked a cushion?

[16:57:40] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[16:57:41] Mikoolo/rizon Lady De.

[17:11:08] Mikoolo/rizon You got horses?

[17:11:35] Mikoolo/rizon Or her roommate is rich, Fensta.

[17:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Horse meat is tasty tho.

[17:12:47] Mikoolo/rizon Cows are really nice when they are alive but they taste good too, Fensta.

[17:13:59] Mikoolo/rizon Beaver is also nice.

[17:14:34] Mikoolo/rizon So no lamb, cow, chicken, duck, goose.

[17:15:46] Mikoolo/rizon Snakes, spiders, lizards.

[17:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon Rats.

[17:15:58] Mikoolo/rizon The wold ones, not pet rats.

[17:16:02] Mikoolo/rizon wild*

[17:16:36] Mikoolo/rizon Turkeys are pretty damn ugly imo.

[17:29:19] Mikoolo/rizon Watch porn and masturbate.

[17:29:29] Mikoolo/rizon No need to find a hobby, I got one for you.

[17:30:10] Mikoolo/rizon Buy model airplanes and paint and assemble them.

[17:30:45] Mikoolo/rizon Quit drinking energy drinks and learn how to sleep properly.

[17:31:23] Mikoolo/rizon Aim for atleast 6 hours a sleep per day.

[17:31:29] Mikoolo/rizon of sleep*

[17:31:43] Mikoolo/rizon 6 hours of continuous sleep.

[17:32:35] Mikoolo/rizon Responsibilities.

[18:36:06] Mikoolo/rizon It's Lady De, Fensta.

[18:52:15] Mikoolo/rizon Very Potato Seedbed.

[18:53:28] Mikoolo/rizon Oh no you made ComputerTech cum, esjay.

[18:54:31] Mikoolo/rizon The irish, scots and welsh won't starve then, Chiester. They got loads of rams to suck off.

[18:56:19] Mikoolo/rizon Reminds me of cake, Chiester.

[18:57:24] Mikoolo/rizon Rude to mimic other people like that, ComputerTech.

[18:57:41] Mikoolo/rizon He's retarded, ComputerTech.

[18:57:46] Mikoolo/rizon You're just an alcoholic.

[18:57:55] Mikoolo/rizon You should be able to know better.

[18:59:05] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech for being abusive

[18:59:16] Mikoolo/rizon You just did, ComputerTech.

[19:00:39] Mikoolo/rizon I turn 39 this year :(

[19:01:11] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast I got cyborg tech in me. I might be old but I am more advanced that most of you!

[19:01:52] Mikoolo/rizon I will use my wifi connection to hack your computer, ComputerTech.

[19:09:05] Mikoolo/rizon .kb ComputerTech stop spamming

[19:09:28] Mikoolo/rizon He prefers rams over ewes, PapaFrog.

[19:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon He has advanced and is now the reciever in the traditional irish relations with sheep, PapaFrog.

[19:18:01] Mikoolo/rizon Do you mean it?

[19:18:14] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed, h4.

[19:18:43] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry that I missed such an obvious social cue from ComputerTech's writing style, h4.

[19:19:08] Mikoolo/rizon He probably touched kowal too much.

[19:22:19] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 ComputerTech starts spamming kowal with /invite

[19:56:37] Mikoolo/rizon Did you make a chest carry wrap for her \g?

[19:56:47] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[19:57:23] Mikoolo/rizon You seem unsecure about your manliness, \g.

[19:58:15] Mikoolo/rizon Fedoras are cool \g. Indiana Jones looks awesome in it.

[19:59:12] Mikoolo/rizon Why not both h4?

[19:59:21] Mikoolo/rizon See ComputerTech agrees with me, h4.

[20:00:09] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[20:00:26] Mikoolo/rizon It's his wife after all, h4.

[20:00:53] Mikoolo/rizon He's cum on her so much that they should be married by now, h4.

[20:02:54] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok ComputerTech. I'll register Cindy once they disconnect.

[20:03:12] Mikoolo/rizon Then Cindy can send ctcp's to h4.

[20:03:18] Mikoolo/rizon Albeit it's me that will be Cindy then.

[20:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon [21:04:50] * Sent CTCP FINGER to h4

[20:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon [21:04:50] * h4 is away: 8=D~ 3

[20:13:15] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester you should make ComputerTech wear it.

[20:14:31] Mikoolo/rizon You'll never have voice chats with me then, h4 :(

[20:17:34] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://vocaroo.com/1kvn6yOQHcXi

[20:18:51] Mikoolo/rizon Hope you don't hate my voice, h4.

[20:19:05] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[20:19:23] Mikoolo/rizon Yes.

[20:21:07] Mikoolo/rizon Please don't.

[20:21:12] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how we get more migraines.

[20:22:03] Mikoolo/rizon DO IT!

[20:22:30] Mikoolo/rizon Just completely put her on ignore, h4. Not this half measure you use.

[20:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon I can sound like a stereotypic swedish person that is being interviewed on tv if you want, h4.

[20:24:58] Mikoolo/rizon I don't even speak fluent swedish, h4. It's heavily accented with finnish. :(

[20:25:14] Mikoolo/rizon ski would.

[20:26:59] Mikoolo/rizon ski https://vocaroo.com/1iNlIN66MBJw

[20:27:29] Mikoolo/rizon I listen to shitloads of audiobooks in english, h4.

[20:29:20] Mikoolo/rizon Ski listen to the vocaroo.

[20:32:07] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester https://vocaroo.com/1afSBuOWJxBm

[20:33:13] Mikoolo/rizon Pronounce it as you see fit, h4.

[20:33:27] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:33:38] Mikoolo/rizon Chiester is going to hate me now, h4.

[20:34:10] Mikoolo/rizon I liked this guys music as a teenager, h4 https://youtu.be/AAPu_X0T6MY

[20:34:22] Mikoolo/rizon And Mikoolo was supposed to be Mikoolio but I typoed it.

[20:35:10] Mikoolo/rizon But I don't care how you pronounce it, h4. It's just a nick.

[20:35:27] Mikoolo/rizon Markoolio is awesome ski!

[20:35:32] Mikoolo/rizon Awesome actor too!

[20:36:10] Mikoolo/rizon ski https://youtu.be/mDA4ImVMarM

[20:36:19] Mikoolo/rizon Thats Markoolio. The guy with the toilet seat around his neck.

[20:36:46] Mikoolo/rizon This too ski https://youtu.be/ULWT6wZfT1Q

[20:39:07] Mikoolo/rizon Hem Till Midgård is nice, ski.

[20:39:12] Mikoolo/rizon But not as nice as Pistvakt.

[20:39:19] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch Pistvakt, ski.

[20:39:42] Mikoolo/rizon ski https://youtu.be/fyKuQHIM2UM

[20:40:26] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/JsmiONyPwVA

[20:40:37] Mikoolo/rizon Pistvakt is epic.

[20:40:58] Mikoolo/rizon They even made a movie as a continuation to the tv show and released a music album, ski.

[20:43:06] Mikoolo/rizon Ski you can watch the entire tv show here https://www.svtplay.se/pistvakt

[20:43:10] Mikoolo/rizon For free.

[20:43:13] Mikoolo/rizon No advertisement either.

[20:45:04] Mikoolo/rizon This show is also there, ski. https://youtu.be/CWFi1q_nfLc

[20:45:06] Mikoolo/rizon Sjukan.

[20:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon Season 1 is epic.

[20:45:59] Mikoolo/rizon Dom har ackord betalt per organ :D

[20:46:10] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Dom har ackord betalt per organ

[20:49:15] Mikoolo/rizon https://vocaroo.com/1mypojA8aXen here me speaking english with a swedish accent.

[20:58:48] Mikoolo/rizon \g I want this https://youtu.be/7wHTu6S5e0g

[20:59:25] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is one of the most sane and consistent people in this channel.

[21:00:02] Mikoolo/rizon He smells like apfelstrudel too, pankakes.

[21:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Considering they are irish they probably need a stepladder to climb down from the table they are standing on to reach your level, h4.

[21:01:59] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes I heard you're dating tors. You look cute together.

[21:03:16] Mikoolo/rizon It hurt as much as a bird feather landing on my head, h4.

[21:03:37] Mikoolo/rizon People with automated insults are boring.

[21:03:58] Mikoolo/rizon They lack creativity on akosha like levels.

[21:04:42] Mikoolo/rizon mrinfinity you reminded me of this https://youtu.be/jtjJ5Ml9SlM

[21:05:40] Mikoolo/rizon Because she doesn't want to damage the potatos growing next to the grave, h4.

[21:08:43] Mikoolo/rizon It's a old irish tradition traced back to the famine, h4. They plant potatos in graveyards so none of the nutrients are wasted.

[21:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's also so people will not just remember their dead loved ones but to let them become part of one.

[21:10:36] Mikoolo/rizon .yt hope county choir the bliss

[21:10:43] Mikoolo/rizon This bliss mrinfinity?

[21:12:11] Mikoolo/rizon No no, ski. The irish do not partake in cannibalism except during the Holy communion at church.

[21:12:35] Mikoolo/rizon Thats when you drink the blood of jesus and eat his flesh.

[21:13:22] Mikoolo/rizon Also. If you're ever forced to survive through cannibalism do not eat the brain.

[21:13:25] Mikoolo/rizon Or the liver.

[21:13:50] Mikoolo/rizon The liver coz it's pretty toxic and ruined and the brain to avoid getting cjd.

[21:14:20] Mikoolo/rizon Thats cjd, ski.

[21:14:39] Mikoolo/rizon And it's kuru not kure, ski.

[21:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon Can you spell the medical term for hiccups in swedish? ski.

[21:16:33] Mikoolo/rizon Hypernervoaccustiskakontradiafragmavibrationer ski

[21:17:17] Mikoolo/rizon Or whatever the fuck it was.

[21:18:38] Mikoolo/rizon Also, 3 out of 3 eyedrops and 1g paracetamol pill have been taken now so I'm off to bed.

[21:26:07] Mikoolo/rizon Also before bed. I should go with my hipbottle and fill it with the redbreast 12yo I got at mums apartment this weekend.

[21:26:14] Mikoolo/rizon hipflask*

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