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[09:30:01] Mikoolo/rizon Thats your eyebrows, ComputerTech.

[09:30:28] Mikoolo/rizon Grow a beard, ComputerTech.

[09:30:40] Mikoolo/rizon Hello pankakes.

[09:31:09] Mikoolo/rizon lol

[09:37:42] Mikoolo/rizon I know how you feel, Batmanhush.

[09:38:01] Mikoolo/rizon Those are the only friendrequests from pretty willing girls I get aswell.

[09:45:06] Mikoolo/rizon Oh thats cringe.

[09:48:15] Mikoolo/rizon I found your favourite starfish, ComputerTech.

[09:48:43] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/FslG4xa.jpeg

[09:48:51] Mikoolo/rizon This is Choriaster Granulatus.

[09:52:34] Mikoolo/rizon He's weird.

[09:53:21] Mikoolo/rizon mezmur flirts with everything that walks on two legs.

[09:53:29] Mikoolo/rizon And also hits on them.

[09:54:05] Mikoolo/rizon They don't jump all the time.

[09:54:07] Mikoolo/rizon So yes.

[09:57:17] Mikoolo/rizon Please don't use that term lightly. Same it for people you can prove it on.

[09:59:27] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:59:55] Mikoolo/rizon Batmanhush I recommend removing batman and changing your custom facebook profile link into a default one.

[10:03:04] Mikoolo/rizon What do you get if you burry a lavalamp in the ground?

[10:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon A magmalamp.

[10:05:24] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, please stop adding cock to everything. We know you're fabulous already.

[10:06:36] Mikoolo/rizon I thought you would deny that ComputerTech.

[10:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not the worst one, h4. Tell me when you notice his facebook.

[10:11:13] Mikoolo/rizon It's pretty cringe, h4.

[10:11:35] Mikoolo/rizon You just need to look at his custom facebook profile link, you don't even need to click it h4.

[10:14:24] Mikoolo/rizon Thats one of the things I get annoyed from him, h4. the scripted lol in colours and multiple different signs to replace letters.

[10:15:24] Mikoolo/rizon The o with a line in it sounds like the o in worst.

[10:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon the å does not sound like a at all.

[10:16:15] Mikoolo/rizon Rockingchair*

[10:16:48] Mikoolo/rizon Why sell it?

[10:16:57] Mikoolo/rizon Put it out on your porch during summer.

[10:17:37] Mikoolo/rizon Put a chain on it attached to some heavy thing so no one will steal it.

[10:18:26] Mikoolo/rizon fuck temu

[10:19:11] Mikoolo/rizon My sis-in-law asked me about temu a while ago and if I used it, I told her to stay away from it.

[10:19:47] Mikoolo/rizon Temu has shitty protection regarding credit cards.

[10:24:21] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[10:26:07] Mikoolo/rizon Hot

[10:27:04] Mikoolo/rizon Those are for ComputerTech's mum, pankakes.

[10:28:26] Mikoolo/rizon Hope this brand is ok, pankakes https://suomikauppa.fi/cdn/shop/products/06416453554641_C1L1.jpg

[10:28:43] Mikoolo/rizon Finnish brand. Quality jaffa cakes.

[10:29:09] Mikoolo/rizon Theres shite jaffacakes that are hard and dry af.

[10:29:15] Mikoolo/rizon These are great tho.

[10:29:27] Mikoolo/rizon Now ComputerTech wants to get it on with his own mum.

[10:30:32] Mikoolo/rizon Jaffa cakes in finland has MANY different flavours.

[10:30:48] Mikoolo/rizon Tutti Frutti (a popular finnish candy), strawberry, Apple and Cinnamon.

[10:30:56] Mikoolo/rizon Green Balls.

[10:31:10] Mikoolo/rizon Rowan berry marmelade.

[10:31:20] Mikoolo/rizon pears

[10:31:31] Mikoolo/rizon They've even had lime.

[10:32:35] Mikoolo/rizon Now you reminded me of the catholic approved irish porn I linked days ago.

[10:33:23] Mikoolo/rizon And if you take one of them away you only got a single tree left.

[10:34:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's not erect where you make a jerking motion either.

[10:34:37] Mikoolo/rizon Can't. This is not voice chat.

[10:34:44] Mikoolo/rizon You are free to do so.

[10:34:56] Mikoolo/rizon But you will make people think you got a sasuage and two eggs.

[10:35:35] Mikoolo/rizon That can barely feed a person.

[10:36:09] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because theres not much tall trees on ireland to block the strong sea winds, ComputerTech.

[10:36:24] Mikoolo/rizon I like walnuts.

[10:36:34] Mikoolo/rizon YOu don't even need a nutcracker for them.

[10:36:38] Mikoolo/rizon Just use your hands.

[10:37:32] Mikoolo/rizon Nephew and niece thinks I'm strong when I can open them without a nutcracker.

[10:38:28] Mikoolo/rizon Go bad to bed or lay down on the couch.

[10:38:38] Mikoolo/rizon back*

[10:46:33] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok, Batmanhush. I was akicked a while ago for being straight.

[10:47:27] Mikoolo/rizon He tried to say that he's a gangster, pankakes.

[10:47:44] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[10:47:49] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a cyborg.

[10:47:53] Mikoolo/rizon Not a gangster.

[10:49:29] Mikoolo/rizon Order a full irish breakfast, rent a dog and nap on the couch, pankakes.

[10:50:10] Mikoolo/rizon I have not yet tried a full irish breakfast, pankakes. But they look interesting. https://i.imgur.com/kITkpOd.jpg

[10:50:47] Mikoolo/rizon Guinness and lucky charms.

[10:51:21] Mikoolo/rizon The english are kinda weird tho with their fish'n'chips tho https://i.imgur.com/8a9Dn8L.jpg

[10:51:53] Mikoolo/rizon And canned green tea.

[10:52:46] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder if ComputerTech saw the blondie I linked yesterday.

[10:53:06] Mikoolo/rizon I found a blonde woman for you yesterday ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/Iis2YhN.jpg

[10:53:31] Mikoolo/rizon So you ain't a atheist, ComputerTech.

[10:53:47] Mikoolo/rizon "<~ComputerTech> jesus"

[10:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon It's a name of a character from the Bible.

[10:54:53] Mikoolo/rizon Thanks. I hate it.

[10:55:14] Mikoolo/rizon It made me hungry.

[10:55:17] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why I hate it.

[10:55:33] Mikoolo/rizon Move to a better trimezone.

[10:55:37] Mikoolo/rizon timezone*

[10:59:53] Mikoolo/rizon So you'll be the one wearing that and tease her, Batmanhush?

[11:00:18] Mikoolo/rizon Send the pics to ComputerTech's pm, Batmanhush.

[11:04:40] Mikoolo/rizon But she's a girl, h4. The catholic priests still wouldn't touch her.

[11:05:56] Mikoolo/rizon Have you heard this song pankakes? https://youtu.be/oo4JZFe5Dzs

[11:06:21] Mikoolo/rizon How many of them are not related to superheroes, Batmanhush?

[11:12:02] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://youtu.be/-PFN73QtPzY

[11:12:57] Mikoolo/rizon You do not need to overcompensate, ComputerTech. We all know you're fabulous.

[11:13:18] Mikoolo/rizon s/like/in

[11:15:25] Mikoolo/rizon They probably didn't have big enough fingers for you, h4.

[11:16:34] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add <&h4> my ass was hotter than ever

[11:17:58] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is straight but you're just overcompensating, ComputerTech. You're like a bald fat man in his 50's driving a sportscar.

[11:23:04] Mikoolo/rizon I have never been awake for 80 hours.

[11:23:11] Mikoolo/rizon I only have a rookie record of 36.

[11:23:23] Mikoolo/rizon That explains a lot tbh, ComputerTech.

[11:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon Why was it necessary?

[11:23:54] Mikoolo/rizon Were you in a hospital and not allowed to sleep, ComputerTech?

[11:24:24] Mikoolo/rizon So people were fighting for 100 hours near your mum?

[11:24:57] Mikoolo/rizon I've always been afraid to meet him irl, h4.

[11:25:17] Mikoolo/rizon Remember, h4. Get separate hotel rooms.

[11:25:57] Mikoolo/rizon Same.

[11:26:24] Mikoolo/rizon I'll pay for all the alcohol this summer in Kiruna from sunset to sunrise!

[11:27:01] Mikoolo/rizon He just wants to feel pleasure on his penis from your bussy, h4.

[11:28:11] Mikoolo/rizon I did?

[11:28:39] Mikoolo/rizon Well she jerks off, ComputerTech. She clearly has the right plumbing.

[11:29:33] Mikoolo/rizon I think Frogorg would feel happier under german rule tbh.

[11:30:04] Mikoolo/rizon festivals yes, h4.

[11:30:52] Mikoolo/rizon brb gonna mix some black currant lemonade together.

[11:35:13] Mikoolo/rizon He's adapting to pankakes's timezone, ComputerTech.

[11:36:03] Mikoolo/rizon Also ComputerTech. I have not yet had any of the whisky I bought on thursday.

[11:49:46] Mikoolo/rizon Don't be sad because h4 is adapting to living in ireland, ComputerTech

[12:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon It's probably a copy/paste considering the lack of spelling errors, teddybearcell.

[12:08:12] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah you don't want to get stabbed.

[12:08:54] Mikoolo/rizon Thats an axe, ComputerTech.

[12:57:33] Mikoolo/rizon Digital, sur?

[12:57:41] Mikoolo/rizon Second Life server?

[13:16:33] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech tbh you'd be the one making food in that relationship.

[13:17:25] Mikoolo/rizon esjay would giveyou irish sunglasses if you didn't cook it right ho, ComputerTech.

[13:19:37] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a guy with irish sunglasses https://i.imgur.com/K3VjoYh.jpeg incase no one knows what it is.

[13:20:44] Mikoolo/rizon I lost my irish sunglasses months ago, ComputerTech.

[13:20:58] Mikoolo/rizon The metal bit.

[13:22:08] Mikoolo/rizon Want to see a euwie pic I have not shown you yet ComputerTech?

[13:22:29] Mikoolo/rizon I take that as a no.

[13:25:20] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a lazy cook.

[13:25:39] Mikoolo/rizon I barely cook for myself. Boring an annoying. More fun to cook for others.

[13:25:58] Mikoolo/rizon s/cook/dock

[13:26:32] Mikoolo/rizon Make chewy food that sticks to the teeth and all, esjay.

[13:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon Forcing her to chew and sit at the table.

[13:27:57] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, what music instrument does surgeons play?

[13:28:02] Mikoolo/rizon The organ.

[13:29:05] Mikoolo/rizon Still a long time left to may, Chiester.

[13:32:23] Mikoolo/rizon You should try that one day ComputerTech. So you can brag to your outher Peenscataryan friends.

[13:32:28] Mikoolo/rizon other*

[13:32:50] Mikoolo/rizon You should join your friends.

[13:33:06] Mikoolo/rizon I bet your mum eats a big fat juicy greasy burger sometimes, ComputerTech.

[13:33:37] Mikoolo/rizon I thought it was you and your brothers bothering your parents, ComputerTech.

[13:34:29] Mikoolo/rizon Lets eat a burger then so he can be sick, ComputerTech.

[13:34:31] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[13:34:58] Mikoolo/rizon Can I eat it infront of him?

[13:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon And go loudly and say MMMMMMmMMMMMmMmMmMmmmm

[13:35:37] Mikoolo/rizon The neighbours had a cow with one huge udder that his brother used to milk, ski.

[13:36:46] Mikoolo/rizon At the cow with the huge udder, ComputerTech?

[13:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon Yes

[13:37:03] Mikoolo/rizon Warhammer 40k, not Warhammer, Harzilein.

[13:37:22] Mikoolo/rizon Not trickery!

[13:38:09] Mikoolo/rizon If I never gave you the information about the sunset and sunrise before saying I'll provide you with all the alcohol you can drink then it would be trickery, ComputerTech.

[13:40:37] Mikoolo/rizon Why are you talking to eskimo when they haven't said anything in here for days, Harzilein?

[13:42:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's a habit of his.

[13:42:16] Mikoolo/rizon Don't pick it up.

[15:09:16] Mikoolo/rizon Hi miep.

[15:20:47] Mikoolo/rizon I heard you broke up with kimochi, miep. Hope you took fudge from him.

[15:22:40] Mikoolo/rizon I know. But you should have taken fudge from him.

[15:22:57] Mikoolo/rizon Claimed it as your property, liberated from the tyrant.

[15:23:38] Mikoolo/rizon True.

[15:23:50] Mikoolo/rizon Hows the dog you were training?

[15:23:58] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot that ones name.

[15:28:06] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah tinka.

[15:28:27] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro and his wife got a dog 2 years ago, miep. Wanna see her?

[15:29:06] Mikoolo/rizon miep https://i.imgur.com/5sjeOoR.jpg this is their dog. Took the pic after I got out from the hospital.

[15:29:42] Mikoolo/rizon Jämthund, AlterEgo_.

[15:29:46] Mikoolo/rizon Swedish Elkhound.

[15:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon She pays for her living.

[15:30:15] Mikoolo/rizon First elk/moose they shot for her https://i.imgur.com/tcIVvam.png

[15:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon And then Tinka gets into bed and wet cold noses wilma?

[15:32:46] Mikoolo/rizon Dogs are experts at reading body language and sense mood swings.

[15:34:01] Mikoolo/rizon When big bro's wife has covid their dog only left the bed to pee/poop and sometimes eat if she was starving too much.

[15:34:14] Mikoolo/rizon had*

[15:36:01] Mikoolo/rizon Was it hard to let go of Tinka?

[15:36:52] Mikoolo/rizon Thats ok.

[15:37:06] Mikoolo/rizon You're a proud mommy of a hard working daughter.

[15:39:00] Mikoolo/rizon The annoying ting with female dogs is that they get periods. Sis-in-law got like "panties" with place for a pad that the dog gets to wear indoors when she's in heat.

[15:40:34] Mikoolo/rizon And it's perfectly fine to talk about Tinka and that miep. I used to rule the channel with my talk about my accident last year.

[15:40:55] Mikoolo/rizon Yours is nice while mine is more like a horror story.

[15:41:35] Mikoolo/rizon Almost a month.

[15:42:03] Mikoolo/rizon Workplace accident.

[15:42:24] Mikoolo/rizon Got hit by a 1.4cm long metal wire that made me blind in the right eye and caused brain hemorraghe and is stuck in my brain now.

[15:43:47] Mikoolo/rizon They removed 50 fragments from my glasses from my eye and I had no pupil when I got into surgery.

[15:43:54] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah it's still in the brain.

[15:44:16] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg x-ray of it.

[15:44:48] Mikoolo/rizon I have no neurological issues and the doctors calls my case unique.

[15:45:09] Mikoolo/rizon The shittiest thing is that it doesn't pick up any of the local radio stations.

[15:45:30] Mikoolo/rizon I can see light and movement if it's really bright in the room or outside.

[15:45:49] Mikoolo/rizon Still got my real eye. This is what it looks like right now https://i.imgur.com/pOCoCT1.jpg

[15:46:13] Mikoolo/rizon It's filled with a silicone oil and I got stitches on the eyeball.

[15:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's .quote add

[15:46:59] Mikoolo/rizon That would be horrible, HelderHeid.

[15:47:36] Mikoolo/rizon Or imagine if it could connect to wifi networks and I don't have any anti virus software installed.

[15:48:04] Mikoolo/rizon They offered to do a second surgery but the chances that it would improve my sight was small and the improvement could be equally small.

[15:48:56] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah. Mostly if it's a pole like the stop button on the busses.

[15:49:09] Mikoolo/rizon Then my hand will miss it with a few cm.

[15:50:22] Mikoolo/rizon It's all about training.

[15:51:05] Mikoolo/rizon Same.

[15:51:15] Mikoolo/rizon Worst outcome would have been becoming a vegetable.

[15:51:59] Mikoolo/rizon Death is the better choice if it was between that and vegetable, imo.

[15:55:57] Mikoolo/rizon miep is a rizon oldie, h4.

[15:56:19] Mikoolo/rizon I've probably seen her here on rizon for like 5+ years now.

[16:10:31] Mikoolo/rizon Oh no. More germans that are too WW2 fanatic to fit in the german speaking channels :(

[16:26:27] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch Neuro-sama instead, Icedream.

[16:27:03] Mikoolo/rizon Did you see when she bypassed her word filter?

[16:27:37] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[16:27:44] Mikoolo/rizon And it's reply "oops"

[16:34:14] Mikoolo/rizon It's the only food you get around here.

[16:39:23] Mikoolo/rizon Good that he ain't.

[16:39:31] Mikoolo/rizon Rizons nr 1 CCP official.

[16:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon Cocaine Cocaine Cocaine!

[16:50:33] Mikoolo/rizon I'd like to drink with ballmer, I bet he would have fun stories to say.

[16:54:19] Mikoolo/rizon Poor foxy.

[16:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon Flattened by a cow.

[16:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon Did you have shirako sushi, ComputerTech?

[16:55:20] Mikoolo/rizon You brought salsa to the sushi place?

[17:18:58] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like suicide.

[17:19:09] Mikoolo/rizon More like suicide.

[17:21:06] Mikoolo/rizon Oh it's a mobility scooter.

[17:21:21] Mikoolo/rizon Thought you ment a e-scooter, foxy.

[18:04:00] Mikoolo/rizon Someone should do something about that spammy toddler ComputerTech.

[18:04:35] Mikoolo/rizon Did you try to be as charming as h4 to get foxy's attention, mrinfinity?

[18:07:20] Mikoolo/rizon He is.

[18:07:35] Mikoolo/rizon No Ice`.

[18:07:46] Mikoolo/rizon But you should see how jealous ComputerTech gets when h4 talks with me, Ice`.

[18:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not the right way to get a womans attention, mrinfinity.

[18:09:22] Mikoolo/rizon Now you're very rude with your implication of her profession, mrinfinity.

[18:10:11] Mikoolo/rizon I'll be happy when I see them.

[18:54:46] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because ComputerTech loves guys that gives him sexual attention, foxy.

[18:55:36] Mikoolo/rizon Gay people got gaydar, mrinfinity. They can identify gay people that haven't come out from the closet yet.

[19:16:18] Mikoolo/rizon You know someone is new on irc when they do !list instead for /list

[19:16:46] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't know that.

[19:17:00] Mikoolo/rizon I never used irc for warez tho.

[19:18:44] Mikoolo/rizon It's stuff you use when you eat, h4. Tableware.

[19:19:29] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulation into the 2000's millenia, h4!

[19:19:48] Mikoolo/rizon I got 1gbit but I have a 100mbit router :(

[19:20:05] Mikoolo/rizon 10mbit?

[19:21:36] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[19:25:37] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[19:44:43] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[19:45:51] Mikoolo/rizon 50 euro cent that is.

[19:46:50] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[19:47:10] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah. A 50 eurocent coint.

[19:57:46] Mikoolo/rizon He pays her 10€ / hour, Frogorg.

[19:58:09] Mikoolo/rizon This one brings fresh crabs with her, Frogorg.

[20:33:28] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[20:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon Jaha, socraticDev on suomalainen.

[20:35:41] Mikoolo/rizon Been there once or twice.

[20:35:48] Mikoolo/rizon To the waterpark.

[20:36:06] Mikoolo/rizon Also been to Vaasalandia a long long time ago.

[20:36:35] Mikoolo/rizon But that one is demolished now.

[20:41:10] Mikoolo/rizon Fail quote copy/paste.

[20:41:34] Mikoolo/rizon wof-- is there a wof++ ?

[20:42:45] Mikoolo/rizon HA ha HA? Ha! Ha-ha.

[20:42:59] Mikoolo/rizon Ok Mik00l0.

[20:46:51] Mikoolo/rizon He's doing nothing to them, asuka.

[20:47:13] Mikoolo/rizon He is doing absolutely nothing to them.

[20:47:54] Mikoolo/rizon He hasn't touched them since forever asuka. No one does maintenance on the guns, asuka.

[20:48:06] Mikoolo/rizon Faily copy/paste quote mrinfinity.

[20:48:21] Mikoolo/rizon You should learn to copy/paste better mrinfinity.

[20:49:21] Mikoolo/rizon Also, please don't change the topic so often, mrinfinity.

[20:51:13] Mikoolo/rizon You should say that to your soon to be husband and not to us, phonekait.

[21:50:16] Mikoolo/rizon People that put clothes on their pets are weird.

[21:51:34] Mikoolo/rizon Anyway, off to dreamland.

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