IRC Driven

[08:16:23] h4/rizon people still use mirc?

[08:16:25] h4/rizon what a shame

[08:49:33] h4/rizon oh that guy

[08:49:45] h4/rizon 19

[08:49:59] h4/rizon you should go and fuck yourself for that rudeness ComputerTech

[08:50:06] h4/rizon should

[08:50:10] h4/rizon old fart

[08:50:54] h4/rizon v|g|LanT remember the 90s?

[08:51:01] h4/rizon coming home from school

[08:51:05] h4/rizon enjoying some pokémon

[08:51:17] h4/rizon ComputerTech if you had any patience

[08:51:20] h4/rizon you would have waited for more to come

[08:51:26] h4/rizon instead of jumping in like a moron and talking shit

[08:51:27] h4/rizon jfc

[08:51:58] h4/rizon perhaps you also would have waited for more guys to cum

[08:52:01] h4/rizon but that's your business

[08:52:14] h4/rizon calm down lola

[08:52:37] h4/rizon is it though?

[08:52:41] h4/rizon that was her default comeback

[08:52:48] h4/rizon it's not my fault you drop to her level

[08:53:18] h4/rizon guess you are rolling with your own style of stupid comebacks then

[08:54:08] h4/rizon I would love to continue earning some no u's from you

[08:54:12] h4/rizon but I really gotta take a dump

[08:54:24] h4/rizon necessity

[08:54:31] h4/rizon you find enjoyment in that

[08:54:32] h4/rizon ?

[08:54:37] h4/rizon alright juest, you do you!

[08:59:40] h4/rizon !bang

[09:51:31] h4/rizon you can't just come in laughing like that

[09:51:56] h4/rizon fuck him

[09:52:09] h4/rizon probably dreaming

[09:52:14] h4/rizon who was it then?

[09:52:31] h4/rizon oh my

[09:52:39] h4/rizon why would you even conerse with that fuckface?

[09:52:40] h4/rizon :D

[09:52:44] h4/rizon *converse

[09:53:01] h4/rizon i hope you put him in his place

[09:53:52] h4/rizon what about kangaroos?

[09:53:55] h4/rizon are they walking too?

[09:53:57] h4/rizon they got two legs

[10:00:06] h4/rizon <~foxy> mezmur is an annoying simp that thinks he's white

[10:00:08] h4/rizon he isn't?

[10:02:42] h4/rizon what?

[10:08:29] h4/rizon man you are old

[10:08:39] h4/rizon that's just the attitude I'd expect of a 60 year old

[10:08:52] h4/rizon psychiatry is bullshit, just clench your asscheeks and go on

[10:09:00] h4/rizon I disagree, but hey

[10:11:02] h4/rizon Mikoolo I don't do facebook

[10:11:14] h4/rizon even going on that page feels like sticking my dick in some AIDS infested slut

[10:11:23] h4/rizon nothing there for me to see

[10:11:28] h4/rizon facebook is trash

[10:12:11] h4/rizon dude Mikoolo

[10:12:14] h4/rizon what's with the hate on Batmanhush?

[10:12:17] h4/rizon he's cool

[10:12:21] h4/rizon facebook is just shit

[10:12:27] h4/rizon hence I won't go there :D

[10:13:27] h4/rizon I don't think the hair is that cold

[10:13:59] h4/rizon dude you're cool as vanilla ice

[10:14:43] h4/rizon Mikoolo old people

[10:15:36] h4/rizon lol

[10:15:40] h4/rizon I read that as german as possible

[10:15:48] h4/rizon with an O as on old

[10:38:30] h4/rizon cause you masturbate too much

[10:38:32] h4/rizon ruin your sleep

[10:38:45] h4/rizon obviously not

[10:41:30] h4/rizon also very unhealthy

[10:55:12] h4/rizon great

[10:55:18] h4/rizon it's 11:55

[10:55:21] h4/rizon i am hungry too

[10:55:31] h4/rizon calm down there catholic

[10:55:47] h4/rizon excuse you?

[10:56:44] h4/rizon pankakes as if the chicks notice

[10:57:07] h4/rizon I always check out asses

[10:57:50] h4/rizon right

[10:58:15] h4/rizon ofc

[10:58:19] h4/rizon what else can you do on a sunday?

[10:58:36] h4/rizon you got leftover

[10:58:38] h4/rizon what's there to cook?

[10:59:33] h4/rizon pankakes still growing that ass or what?

[11:00:03] h4/rizon oh my

[11:00:05] h4/rizon please don't share pics

[11:01:36] h4/rizon and rizon

[11:01:47] h4/rizon it sure did

[11:03:06] h4/rizon you sent them to a jew?

[11:03:12] h4/rizon is that even allowed as a catholic?

[11:03:33] h4/rizon understood ComputerTech

[11:03:34] h4/rizon you are horny

[11:03:54] h4/rizon as long as you don't fiddle with the rabbies

[11:04:12] h4/rizon if you can convince the catholic priests that you are a minor

[11:04:16] h4/rizon they might fiddle with you

[11:04:37] h4/rizon .quote search catholic

[11:04:42] h4/rizon .quote read 359

[11:04:47] h4/rizon .quote read 378

[11:05:14] h4/rizon ooooof

[11:05:15] h4/rizon :D

[11:05:21] h4/rizon this time you started it

[11:05:36] h4/rizon you just want your turn on the bouncy castle

[11:05:39] h4/rizon admit it

[11:11:31] h4/rizon I feel like someone wants my attention

[11:11:40] h4/rizon later Batmanhush o/

[11:12:17] h4/rizon what's with the irish conflict in here?

[11:12:28] h4/rizon well

[11:12:33] h4/rizon he will die of prostate cancer

[11:12:58] h4/rizon ye

[11:13:02] h4/rizon you probably will

[11:13:12] h4/rizon prostate cancer?

[11:13:15] h4/rizon sorry to say

[11:13:18] h4/rizon but you sound like idiots

[11:13:28] h4/rizon having a doctor put something in your ass for health's sake

[11:13:30] h4/rizon is totally fine

[11:14:14] h4/rizon eww

[11:14:33] h4/rizon pankakes it's not normal for guys to wonder what a finger in their ass would feel like

[11:14:45] h4/rizon *butt

[11:14:57] h4/rizon no

[11:15:06] h4/rizon i have been to the ass doctor

[11:15:10] h4/rizon and it was not pleasant at all

[11:15:17] h4/rizon i felt violated despite knowing what's going to happen

[11:15:36] h4/rizon he put in some tool to

[11:15:43] h4/rizon never said that in english

[11:15:47] h4/rizon hemorrhoids

[11:15:49] h4/rizon when they get

[11:15:50] h4/rizon verödet

[11:15:52] h4/rizon .t de en veröden

[11:16:13] h4/rizon my ass was hotter than ever

[11:16:25] h4/rizon i was afraid I'd attract females by accident

[11:16:47] h4/rizon lol

[11:17:01] h4/rizon he stuck that shitty tool in there and told me to relax

[11:17:10] h4/rizon so pankakes, in the name of all average guys like me

[11:17:16] h4/rizon we don't like things up our asses

[11:17:18] h4/rizon it's disturbing

[11:17:34] h4/rizon I don't know man

[11:17:40] h4/rizon following we're straight with a heart

[11:17:49] h4/rizon no

[11:17:51] h4/rizon it is ruined

[11:17:53] h4/rizon you can't fix that

[11:18:00] h4/rizon .quote search cheecks

[11:18:15] h4/rizon lol bald fat man :D

[11:18:28] h4/rizon pankakes you clearly haven#t seen my glorious cheeks

[11:20:15] h4/rizon fuck formula 1

[11:20:20] h4/rizon back in my days formula 1 was cool

[11:20:22] h4/rizon now it's shit

[11:20:31] h4/rizon the schumacher era was great

[11:20:44] h4/rizon when BMW first got a team

[11:20:52] h4/rizon with ralf schumacher and juan-pablo montoya

[11:20:56] h4/rizon man montoya was a real threat

[11:21:04] h4/rizon that guy knew how to drive and that bmw was unexpectedly good

[11:21:25] h4/rizon schumacher had the best rivalries

[11:21:28] h4/rizon mika häkkinen

[11:21:31] h4/rizon damon hill

[11:21:36] h4/rizon even jacques villeneuve

[11:21:40] h4/rizon at some point at least

[11:21:56] h4/rizon schumacher is a tax evading piece of shit

[11:22:07] h4/rizon but you can't deny his talent and greatness when it comes to formula 1

[11:22:40] h4/rizon pankakes you brits just go with your Nigel Mansell who was too fat for his McLaren cockpit and got a bigger model lol

[11:23:09] h4/rizon so you must like sebastian vettel

[11:23:16] h4/rizon didn't he win them their first couple of titles?

[11:23:27] h4/rizon always hated vettel

[11:23:32] h4/rizon but can'T deny his skill

[11:23:50] h4/rizon Alonso was another one of schumachers rivals

[11:23:52] h4/rizon for a season

[11:23:54] h4/rizon also a great driver

[11:24:02] h4/rizon alonso was an arrogant fuck back then

[11:24:06] h4/rizon but still great driver

[11:24:18] h4/rizon ye kimi was cool

[11:24:30] h4/rizon over your mom too?

[11:24:45] h4/rizon i'm afraid to meet ComputerTech irl

[11:24:48] h4/rizon he seems to get in trouble a lot

[11:25:08] h4/rizon he comes over as a total bitch

[11:25:13] h4/rizon but keeps ending up in fights

[11:25:26] h4/rizon Mikoolo that was always the plan

[11:25:41] h4/rizon he fights his gay self

[11:25:46] h4/rizon it's an internal struggle

[11:25:52] h4/rizon ofc I do

[11:26:04] h4/rizon were you gonna cover the costs otherwise?

[11:26:11] h4/rizon you know I'm 34, not 19, right? :D

[11:26:20] h4/rizon I also hate receiving gifts

[11:26:22] h4/rizon of monetary value

[11:26:30] h4/rizon puts pressure on me to return the favour

[11:26:42] h4/rizon that cheap fuck

[11:27:12] h4/rizon Mikoolo he just wants to act the rockefeller

[11:27:23] h4/rizon impressing people with his parents money instead of his own though

[11:27:33] h4/rizon seems so

[11:27:45] h4/rizon you are not invited anyways pankakes

[11:27:48] h4/rizon none of your business

[11:28:00] h4/rizon omg

[11:28:06] h4/rizon please feel free to join pankakes

[11:28:11] h4/rizon had no idea this was a Pimmelparty

[11:28:12] h4/rizon :D

[11:28:29] h4/rizon Mikoolo we should cancel it

[11:28:40] h4/rizon he keeps pointing out how it'S a male trip, boy trip

[11:28:43] h4/rizon that freaks me out

[11:28:59] h4/rizon no

[11:29:03] h4/rizon we need it to fight the russians

[11:29:06] h4/rizon once they are done with ukraine

[11:29:07] h4/rizon !bang

[11:29:47] h4/rizon bitch please

[11:29:51] h4/rizon the poles have a lot of pride

[11:30:03] h4/rizon I need to buy a hat then

[11:30:12] h4/rizon pride in their nation you fucktwat

[11:30:26] h4/rizon also calm your tits, male slut

[11:30:58] h4/rizon brb gonna make some dinner

[11:31:04] h4/rizon !bang

[11:31:10] h4/rizon at 11:31

[11:31:11] h4/rizon fail

[11:56:57] h4/rizon sad?

[11:57:00] h4/rizon i love sad people

[11:57:01] h4/rizon who's down?

[15:31:49] h4/rizon .quote read 875

[15:55:05] h4/rizon who is miep?

[15:55:10] h4/rizon already @?

[15:55:17] h4/rizon ComputerTech probably knows him for all of five minutes already

[15:56:14] h4/rizon I am unfamiliar

[16:44:00] h4/rizon .yt developers song

[16:54:57] h4/rizon you just had sushi?

[16:55:00] h4/rizon you dog

[16:55:08] h4/rizon thought she was asexual

[16:55:25] h4/rizon oh no? Are you saying you wouldn't if she let you?

[16:56:01] h4/rizon omg

[16:57:56] h4/rizon !request kick ComputerTech to celebrate tjr's arrival

[16:58:12] h4/rizon nice

[17:24:33] h4/rizon oh my

[17:24:42] h4/rizon that ComputerTech is kinda active today

[17:25:04] h4/rizon ComputerTech: s/goat/goat,/

[17:29:50] h4/rizon so Mikoolo

[17:29:59] h4/rizon you probably watched the livestream about denmark, right?

[17:30:03] h4/rizon some shit about a new king

[17:30:36] h4/rizon ten thousands actually went on the street to hear that fucktwat speak?

[17:30:44] h4/rizon the danes sure are weird

[17:30:55] h4/rizon phonekait you are his date?

[17:31:04] h4/rizon congrats ComputerTech

[17:31:10] h4/rizon quite a lot of woman you get to date

[17:31:18] h4/rizon <~ComputerTech> h4 lol no, mine is skinny and tall

[17:31:19] h4/rizon ooof

[17:31:35] h4/rizon alright, if you say so

[17:31:55] h4/rizon i mean

[17:31:58] h4/rizon at some point you were a fetus

[17:32:04] h4/rizon and Don loses?

[17:32:06] h4/rizon rip Don

[17:33:14] h4/rizon i mean it's a 9 according to him

[17:33:18] h4/rizon might be a 5 after all

[17:33:28] h4/rizon also if she's a nice gal

[17:33:33] h4/rizon who cares if she looks like a scarecrow?

[17:33:53] h4/rizon nice tits

[17:34:02] h4/rizon I'm sure she already loves to be reduced to her set of tits :D

[17:34:27] h4/rizon yeah sharing pics would be a dick move imo

[17:34:36] h4/rizon what honesty?

[17:34:38] h4/rizon told her she had nice tits?

[17:34:51] h4/rizon she must be shallow

[17:34:59] h4/rizon go #computertech !!

[17:35:18] h4/rizon wait a minute

[17:35:23] h4/rizon she sent you a pic and then deleted it?

[17:35:30] h4/rizon is this a thing nowadays?

[17:36:10] h4/rizon answer me

[17:36:20] h4/rizon who deleted the pic?

[17:36:23] h4/rizon omg

[17:36:28] h4/rizon at least on the client side it does

[17:36:40] h4/rizon SMS forever!!

[17:36:54] h4/rizon I mean I got signal too

[17:36:57] h4/rizon but I don't really like it

[17:37:09] h4/rizon it's the only way to keep in contact with normies

[17:37:35] h4/rizon apparently it's too much to ask these days

[17:37:37] h4/rizon to install conversations

[17:37:45] h4/rizon enter whatever they like on some xmpp server

[17:37:50] h4/rizon and remember what password they used

[17:38:01] h4/rizon not that it's any more trouble than setting up crap like whatsapp

[17:38:17] h4/rizon no

[17:38:25] h4/rizon not with that nick over relay

[17:38:34] h4/rizon tabcompletion does not work with relay shit

[17:38:40] h4/rizon and i don't want to type your nick

[17:38:53] h4/rizon ComputerTech wtf?

[17:38:57] h4/rizon I don't touch my mouse

[17:39:04] h4/rizon I use a tiling wm for a reason

[17:39:09] h4/rizon pankakes nobody

[17:39:11] h4/rizon go back to sleep

[17:39:20] h4/rizon say hi to god from me o/

[17:39:39] h4/rizon gypsy or person?

[17:39:44] h4/rizon oh god, racism :O

[17:39:51] h4/rizon oh wow

[17:39:53] h4/rizon you're a racist too

[17:39:54] h4/rizon :D

[17:40:06] h4/rizon pankakes i hate newcomers

[17:40:37] h4/rizon :O

[17:40:50] h4/rizon pankakes ComputerTech is your #1 fan anyways

[17:40:57] h4/rizon sure

[17:41:06] h4/rizon you keep nagging her about being a fenian

[17:41:18] h4/rizon and her belief in funny fantasy stories that don't add up

[17:43:15] h4/rizon what kind of metal?

[17:43:26] h4/rizon all of it?

[17:43:34] h4/rizon you know

[17:43:41] h4/rizon metallica and black sabbath are both heavy metal

[17:43:44] h4/rizon but sound rather different to me

[17:43:51] h4/rizon that status quo song is meh ComputerTech

[17:44:08] h4/rizon ins't it a cover of creedence clearwater?

[17:44:21] h4/rizon ofc it is

[17:44:22] h4/rizon no

[17:44:26] h4/rizon tina turner covered it too

[17:44:29] h4/rizon Creedence Clearwater

[17:44:38] h4/rizon fuck tina

[17:44:42] h4/rizon Creedence Clearwater > tina

[17:44:52] h4/rizon yes

[17:44:53] h4/rizon + Revival

[17:45:07] h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[17:45:14] h4/rizon how dare you share a cover of a cover of a song?

[17:45:17] h4/rizon I am offended

[17:45:51] h4/rizon bad moon rising?

[17:46:21] h4/rizon 3 chords

[17:46:24] h4/rizon for the song

[17:46:27] h4/rizon that is quite doable

[17:46:28] h4/rizon :D

[17:46:31] h4/rizon even for beginners

[17:46:44] h4/rizon I shall learn it too

[17:46:48] h4/rizon I like the song after all

[17:47:03] h4/rizon same

[17:47:07] h4/rizon it's because we are limited humans

[17:47:09] h4/rizon with small brains

[17:47:24] h4/rizon it's also a matter of experience

[17:47:26] h4/rizon do it often enough

[17:56:58] h4/rizon what?

[17:57:06] h4/rizon what an annoying twat

[17:57:10] h4/rizon like chatting with 12 year olds

[17:57:13] h4/rizon exactly

[18:51:09] h4/rizon wait

[18:51:10] h4/rizon Snew

[18:51:16] h4/rizon you got akick in at least three channels i'm in

[18:51:20] h4/rizon before I ever got to talk to you

[18:51:22] h4/rizon why is that?

[18:52:02] h4/rizon I am not allowed to advertise other channels

[18:52:23] h4/rizon but in at least two foxy added it

[18:52:38] h4/rizon and she is usually right about these things

[18:52:55] h4/rizon so how did you earn those akicks snew?

[18:53:33] h4/rizon oh there's a clue

[18:53:35] h4/rizon how dare you pm me?

[18:53:58] h4/rizon so snew is actually one of the undesirables?

[18:54:21] h4/rizon but ComputerTech? :D

[18:54:29] h4/rizon he is also the reason this chronic cunt keeps coming back

[18:55:23] h4/rizon !bang

[18:55:24] h4/rizon !bang

[18:55:26] h4/rizon !reload

[18:55:27] h4/rizon !bang

[18:55:30] h4/rizon fuck Quotes

[18:55:32] h4/rizon wth?

[18:55:46] h4/rizon .quote random

[18:56:13] h4/rizon #yxof

[18:56:18] h4/rizon which do you think?

[18:58:51] h4/rizon did you ever dox someone?

[19:01:23] h4/rizon why?

[19:01:28] h4/rizon huge dickmove

[19:01:39] h4/rizon I don't appreciate people who dox others in here

[19:01:53] h4/rizon glad she ain't here then

[19:06:28] h4/rizon mrinfinity I like your ideas

[19:06:34] h4/rizon jitsi > discord

[19:06:44] h4/rizon especially since it's FOSS and can be selfhosted

[19:07:01] h4/rizon Icedream it's really old

[19:07:05] h4/rizon I remember their weird java client :D

[19:07:09] h4/rizon it worked

[19:07:10] h4/rizon but oof

[19:07:16] h4/rizon based on xmpp back then

[19:07:24] h4/rizon could be used for videochat with every capable xmpp server

[19:07:32] h4/rizon no clue

[19:07:48] h4/rizon mrinfinity he told jmjl to set one up

[19:07:54] h4/rizon so it's in capable hands

[19:18:17] h4/rizon right

[19:18:18] h4/rizon me neither

[19:18:24] h4/rizon I don't even know what warez are

[19:19:05] h4/rizon Icedream internet? In Germany? In 2023?

[19:19:06] h4/rizon please

[19:19:11] h4/rizon we just discovered DSL

[19:19:16] h4/rizon ADSL that is

[19:19:34] h4/rizon I atcually got ~1100MBit/s :P

[19:20:00] h4/rizon you wouldn't believe my amazing upload rate though

[19:20:04] h4/rizon sit down for this one

[19:20:09] h4/rizon 53 MBit/s!!

[19:20:17] h4/rizon it would be 2 MBit/s, but I pay an additional 2€ a month :D

[19:21:16] h4/rizon oh

[19:21:22] h4/rizon it's 57MBit/s!!!

[19:21:26] h4/rizon the future is now!

[19:21:46] h4/rizon and only 652MBit/s on that hetzner serve at https://librespeed.org

[19:22:21] h4/rizon ne Sander

[19:22:24] h4/rizon einfach mal ruhig jetzt

[19:23:45] h4/rizon Sander MBit and MiB

[19:23:52] h4/rizon eww

[19:24:03] h4/rizon Mebibyte is an abomination

[19:24:18] h4/rizon MilliBytes

[19:24:25] h4/rizon CentiBytes

[19:24:49] h4/rizon i smell funny

[19:24:53] h4/rizon I'm gonna take a shower

[19:24:54] h4/rizon o/

[19:38:59] h4/rizon Sander nice upload

[19:39:01] h4/rizon but weak download

[19:44:18] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

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