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[00:17:53] Jax/rizon 👀

[00:18:02] Jax/rizon I will drink this weekend, or get laid

[00:18:04] Jax/rizon Or both

[00:18:33] Jax/rizon I don't normally drink because I always have something going on. I got the weekend off and no daughter this weekend

[00:19:00] Jax/rizon Anyway, I will probably hold off on the getting laid bit

[00:19:20] Jax/rizon Well phonekait, it's the girl I was with for 8 years that I broke up with a year ago

[00:19:27] Jax/rizon We are still friends and care about each other

[00:19:51] Jax/rizon I just can't live with her, and maybe anyone else. Haven't met the person that makes me willing to try

[00:20:06] Jax/rizon She's really super unlikely to have kids

[00:20:10] Jax/rizon Probably not possible

[00:20:55] Jax/rizon What do you propose I do, then?

[00:21:24] Jax/rizon Yeah, that's a given

[00:21:30] Jax/rizon I dunno where ........

[00:21:35] Jax/rizon Uh

[00:21:38] Jax/rizon What do you mean

[00:21:43] Jax/rizon No, go ahead

[00:21:55] Jax/rizon Explain in detsil EXACTLY what you're assuming about me now

[00:22:40] Jax/rizon I left her

[00:23:20] Jax/rizon Ah, you know, I apologize for bringing this up. My mistake.

[00:23:42] Jax/rizon Thought I could have a conversation without the assumption I don't know how to fucking navigate life.

[00:23:54] Jax/rizon Thanks guys.

[00:24:34] Jax/rizon Hey

[00:24:40] Jax/rizon I'm not judging any of you

[00:24:45] Jax/rizon Don't fucking judge me.

[00:26:08] Jax/rizon I wasn't talking about her.

[00:26:56] Jax/rizon That already happened too many times for it to happen again.

[00:27:40] Jax/rizon This girl isn't a bad person.

[00:27:54] Jax/rizon She's just limited and can't make me happy. It's not her fault.

[00:28:07] Jax/rizon We still care about each other.

[00:28:28] Jax/rizon No

[00:28:43] Jax/rizon She didn't do anything wrong, she's just...bot capable of growing.

[00:28:45] Jax/rizon not*

[00:29:13] Jax/rizon Anyway, I don't need to mire myself in celibacy and lonliness

[00:29:35] Jax/rizon And I don't trust these girls around here

[00:29:45] Jax/rizon I don't even interact with women that much

[00:30:27] Jax/rizon Between my kid's mom and going to jail for dumping the next girl

[00:30:41] Jax/rizon I don't really like the idea of jumping into the unknown

[00:31:18] Jax/rizon It's safer for me to bring this girl over. She actually didn't want to come over yesterday and I said "okay, I understand"

[00:31:29] Jax/rizon Then today something really upset her

[00:31:53] Jax/rizon I'm honestly probably not going to try to sleep with her

[00:32:28] Jax/rizon My ex hasnit

[00:32:31] Jax/rizon has it*

[00:32:41] Jax/rizon She has it so bad she probably can't have kids

[00:33:08] Jax/rizon Translation:

[00:33:18] Jax/rizon Bad bumps on the baby maker that bleed

[00:33:52] Jax/rizon O o f

[00:34:04] Jax/rizon Fuck though I feel bad for you ladies

[00:34:09] Jax/rizon That's terrible

[00:35:05] Jax/rizon I just realized that I should probably learn more about the various ailments that can befall women, so I can be supportive of my daughter if any arise in her

[00:35:24] Jax/rizon I am super afraid she will get bipolar like her mom

[00:38:08] Jax/rizon My ex said when she lost her virginity it was to some asshole. She started bleeding super bad and ended up passing out from bloodloss and chipping a tooth when she passed out

[00:38:20] Jax/rizon He didn't help her and just wanted her to leave

[01:19:20] Jax/rizon lol

[01:19:34] Jax/rizon I've been watching HKM cry about me for the last 5 minutes

[01:19:43] Jax/rizon I'm not even saying anything to him

[01:22:39] Jax/rizon Some spergy manlett that is mad at me for no good reason other than the lies he makes up about me to compensate for his silly sense of inferiority

[01:22:45] Jax/rizon No one important

[01:22:56] Jax/rizon Also hello

[01:49:04] Jax/rizon ............

[01:49:10] Jax/rizon I'm at a loss here.

[01:49:14] Jax/rizon Super hard.

[01:49:35] Jax/rizon I just downloaded an app meant to personalize your own workouts for your goals

[01:50:00] Jax/rizon Everything going smoothly until it asks for a payment, which I look at and say $2 per month is totally good

[01:50:15] Jax/rizon So I go to put my card info in......

[01:50:27] Jax/rizon ......and staring back at me is the name of my kid's mother

[01:50:31] Jax/rizon Maiden name

[01:50:34] Jax/rizon Old zip code

[01:50:49] Jax/rizon Mind you, I didn't own this phone until half a decade after we broke up

[01:51:08] Jax/rizon NOT A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS PHONE OR MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT

[01:51:15] Jax/rizon IS LINKED TO MY KID'S MOM

[01:51:17] Jax/rizon AND YET

[01:51:28] Jax/rizon HER FUCKING NAME IS STARING RIGHT AT ME LIKE IT'S AN OLD INPUT

[01:51:39] Jax/rizon I'm kind of unnerved.

[01:51:52] Jax/rizon No

[01:51:59] Jax/rizon We broke up over a decade ago

[01:52:06] Jax/rizon I didn't have the same bank, or cards

[01:52:28] Jax/rizon Never used her name

[01:52:41] Jax/rizon She has never touched this phone

[01:53:34] Jax/rizon :\

[01:53:43] Jax/rizon It's the most sore subject

[01:54:20] Jax/rizon The constant reminder that I'll never be a full time father or have a regular family life because someone of else's feelings

[01:54:25] Jax/rizon because of*

[01:54:35] Jax/rizon No other reason

[02:17:46] Jax/rizon I tried to tell her about it and she didn't answer.

[02:18:07] Jax/rizon Imagine having a kid with someone that won't even acknowledge you exist

[02:18:48] Jax/rizon Probably have to disappoint my kid yet again because I can't take her to disney because her mom is self-centered.

[02:19:02] Jax/rizon Yet, she'll drag her across the US

[02:19:08] Jax/rizon not tell me

[02:19:22] Jax/rizon lol

[02:19:35] Jax/rizon Nah, that shit earlier? I already lost everything a man can lose

[02:19:44] Jax/rizon I'm not new to navigating dangers

[02:20:19] Jax/rizon bbl

[03:33:52] Jax/rizon Hello dog_whistle

[03:34:19] Jax/rizon lmao

[03:34:43] Jax/rizon I forgot my third shift coworker hit a big metal pole guarding a fire hydrant with his truck last night

[03:34:51] Jax/rizon Tried to pull out fast and fucked his bumper

[03:35:10] Jax/rizon I walked outside to warm up my car and remembered

[03:35:17] Jax/rizon There's bits of his bumper there

[03:36:10] Jax/rizon I wouldn't laugh normally but the guy is a liar and wants the job.I.was hired for

[03:36:26] Jax/rizon Seems to think he can somehow take the opportunity from me

[03:36:47] Jax/rizon I take pleasure in watching the outcome of his follies

[20:52:15] Jax/rizon I got some Forbidden RaZittles weed, and some wax from a strain called The Glove

[20:52:25] Jax/rizon I wasn't able to make coffee

[20:52:33] Jax/rizon Struggling not to fall asleep

[20:53:29] Jax/rizon I also got a nice A-Leaf nectar collector set

[22:47:39] Jax/rizon I'm pretty sure between 19 and 36 my life was a crisis, let alone a midlife crisis

[22:47:44] Jax/rizon Probably won't have one lol

[22:47:52] Jax/rizon Hello there

[22:48:06] Jax/rizon Shit's gravy for me now

[22:49:08] Jax/rizon I was a piece of shit to people, not the people that know me....but I think that made the people who grew up with me distant, ultimately.

[22:49:29] Jax/rizon Easy to judge from a safe distance

[22:50:23] Jax/rizon Yes...I'm going to rebrand myself first

[22:52:31] Jax/rizon I looked at how I treated people and said if I wasn't getting equal treatment from them, they all gotta go.

[22:52:39] Jax/rizon No exceptions.

[22:57:57] Jax/rizon Sorry GrungeBarbie

[22:58:10] Jax/rizon Tooth pain is absolutely shit

[22:59:06] Jax/rizon I just drank some coffee, now I will drink a protein shake and wash the nasty taste down with some tasty hot chocolate

[22:59:14] Jax/rizon I'm gonna piss a river today

[22:59:44] Jax/rizon But I will work out, too

[22:59:53] Jax/rizon I got some new techniques I want to try

[23:09:17] Jax/rizon I really enjoy telling people I got clubbed like a baby seal when I get one-shotted in games

[23:09:55] Jax/rizon but I do not enjoy the thought of clubbing baby seals

[23:09:59] Jax/rizon it's just fun to say

[23:10:17] Jax/rizon oh my God you're not kidding

[23:10:25] Jax/rizon I almost stabbed a guy once

[23:10:39] Jax/rizon I was homeless and he was like three times my size and I tried to talk my way out of it and he was putting me in the corner and finally I gave up and smiled at him

[23:10:46] Jax/rizon I told him that I'm sorry I've offended his fragile sensibilities

[23:10:50] Jax/rizon had my hand in my pocket

[23:10:58] Jax/rizon he seemed to understand what was going on because he walked away

[23:11:46] Jax/rizon ain't very smart to harass a person with nothing left

[23:11:53] Jax/rizon because even jail is more than you have at that point

[23:15:05] Jax/rizon ...?

[23:15:28] Jax/rizon We making desth threats now?

[23:15:30] Jax/rizon death*

[23:57:36] Jax/rizon Ah, damn

[23:57:41] Jax/rizon Sudden migraine

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