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[00:12:19] Syndus/rizon Is it as warm as Helen Hunt's vagina?

[00:13:08] Syndus/rizon Or more like 👍 Helena Bonham Carter tonton wontons?

[00:14:06] Syndus/rizon Those will never keep you warm

[00:14:40] Syndus/rizon Drink piss

[00:15:04] Syndus/rizon #derpaderhurder

[00:15:37] Syndus/rizon Wait do r drunk that one

[00:15:47] Syndus/rizon Don't * drink

[00:15:52] Syndus/rizon Sorry

[00:15:57] Syndus/rizon No I don't drink

[00:16:10] Syndus/rizon I was typing one handed

[00:16:29] Syndus/rizon Lol

[00:33:46] Syndus/rizon You have swollen parrots all over your lady partz

[02:20:27] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/RYt8vi9A/1000002693.jpg

[02:30:02] Syndus/rizon Inderdeednerpendants

[02:31:30] Syndus/rizon Depends on the dependants pendants and pedestrians pedantic pendulums

[02:33:38] Syndus/rizon The penultimate penalty for pickling a pious papist with a purple porpoise

[02:36:11] Syndus/rizon pancakes pandora is phonekait 's puke for Pyotr

[02:36:19] Syndus/rizon Pewpew

[02:37:07] Syndus/rizon No, there is another

[02:37:23] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/XYN59cXx/1705545439145.gif

[02:37:52] Syndus/rizon Did you feel anything twitch?

[02:39:17] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/QfC64IZ7/1705545548776.gif

[02:40:07] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/TRkt3CoT/1705545603132.gif

[02:52:01] Syndus/rizon Sheep shagging potato munching midget waking up in the pig pen again...

[02:52:37] Syndus/rizon ComputerTech blows goats

[02:53:19] Syndus/rizon $tell ComputerTech have fun bud but not too much

[03:06:08] Syndus/rizon Schmaaaaagooooorf

[03:26:04] Syndus/rizon Pin the quail on the bong key?

[03:26:12] Syndus/rizon The gecks a bong key?

[03:26:21] Syndus/rizon Dooooooonkeeeeey

[03:26:36] Syndus/rizon Pin the tail on the donkey

[03:27:39] Syndus/rizon Sounds delicious

[03:28:08] Syndus/rizon I had beans

[03:39:52] Syndus/rizon You sound like rocco

[05:09:07] Syndus/rizon Try turning them on and off again

[06:41:49] Syndus/rizon No

[06:41:59] Syndus/rizon NO YOURE DOING OT WRONG!

[06:42:07] Syndus/rizon Noooo!

[06:42:20] Syndus/rizon You didn't listen!!!

[06:42:33] Syndus/rizon We're all fuckin dead!

[06:42:41] Syndus/rizon You shot the golden duck!

[06:42:54] Syndus/rizon Quickly robert,

[06:43:01] Syndus/rizon We have to do something

[06:43:54] Syndus/rizon TheFatherMind: would you like to buy some shrimp?

[06:44:31] Syndus/rizon These are some delicious tastes shrimp man, none of which I've licked

[06:44:53] Syndus/rizon Do you have any idea what I'm on about dude?

[06:45:10] Syndus/rizon I was hoping you've seen the click once upon a time

[06:45:15] Syndus/rizon Cloak*

[06:45:44] Syndus/rizon .yt the cloak filmcow

[06:45:57] Syndus/rizon TheFatherMind: watch that please

[06:46:53] Syndus/rizon Since you're not doing anything but looking for daffy with midas-tinnitus

[06:47:00] Syndus/rizon ......

[06:47:02] Syndus/rizon .....

[06:47:12] Syndus/rizon Hi

[06:47:38] Syndus/rizon Lol

[06:47:41] Syndus/rizon Really

[06:48:28] Syndus/rizon I've unironically watched most of charmed because of shit sleepless mornings on the couch in my life lol

[06:48:57] Syndus/rizon About the only time I watch cable I'm reaaaaally shitty

[06:49:14] Syndus/rizon In a bad way, and zombie tired

[06:50:21] Syndus/rizon Aw bummer

[06:50:27] Syndus/rizon It is kind of old

[06:50:37] Syndus/rizon I like it because I saw it new

[06:51:05] Syndus/rizon More importantly the disembodied head of Robert Mitcham

[06:51:56] Syndus/rizon He says this phrase, and screams the second half like 11:42 PM <TheFatherMind> I mean... WHAAATTTT?????

[06:52:09] Syndus/rizon That's why I wanted you to watch it lol

[06:53:18] Syndus/rizon I meant the cloak new, not charmed but yeah

[06:53:48] Syndus/rizon Those girls were def pretty, and the hand spaz they do for spells cracks me up

[06:53:59] Syndus/rizon Then run away

[06:54:45] Syndus/rizon Protect the baby!

[06:55:24] Syndus/rizon Luke what

[06:55:31] Syndus/rizon Like*

[06:55:54] Syndus/rizon Ah neat

[06:56:23] Syndus/rizon Cool

[06:59:04] Syndus/rizon Esjay

[06:59:07] Syndus/rizon Hypothetical

[06:59:10] Syndus/rizon For you

[06:59:59] Syndus/rizon Say you're given the task of executing someone a lot of people want to die, but you can never know what they did.

[07:00:08] Syndus/rizon Would you

[07:00:51] Syndus/rizon Speaking of Dr who

[07:00:58] Syndus/rizon Like the forget button

[07:01:08] Syndus/rizon I suppose

[07:01:19] Syndus/rizon Same

[07:02:04] Syndus/rizon I was watching something earlier, got me thinking about our vague notion and novelty of a the grim reaper

[07:02:17] Syndus/rizon If you take away the vanity

[07:02:23] Syndus/rizon .....sorry

[07:02:39] Syndus/rizon Nvm

[07:04:16] Syndus/rizon Yeah

[07:04:40] Syndus/rizon Move. Change, instead of stagnation soured and postponed by law

[07:05:03] Syndus/rizon Thar stuff is fascinating to me

[07:05:55] Syndus/rizon How quickly it changes and cycles

[07:06:13] Syndus/rizon But it all halts sometimes

[07:06:29] Syndus/rizon Because one smug prick won't fuck off already

[07:18:39] Syndus/rizon Laters

[07:22:08] Syndus/rizon Hold your breath

[07:22:40] Syndus/rizon Pickle

[07:23:04] Syndus/rizon Panic at the disco

[07:23:21] Syndus/rizon Panik at the petrol

[07:23:35] Syndus/rizon No snap

[07:23:39] Syndus/rizon Lol

[07:24:14] Syndus/rizon I had a dream I was a pirate once

[07:24:46] Syndus/rizon Yar

[07:25:29] Syndus/rizon Esjay you ready to laugh yourself to bed?

[07:26:01] Syndus/rizon Sometimes when I read your text like a mix of attenburough and a posh Laura croft

[07:26:19] Syndus/rizon I say it out loud and had no idea I could

[07:26:26] Syndus/rizon .....lol

[07:26:58] Syndus/rizon No hope?

[07:27:19] Syndus/rizon Ehhhhh

[07:27:38] Syndus/rizon Ok

[07:28:17] Syndus/rizon No

[07:28:29] Syndus/rizon Next

[07:28:57] Syndus/rizon Lol

[07:29:28] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/iiXTe32h/1705562962747.gif

[07:30:28] Syndus/rizon Just twice esjay

[07:30:55] Syndus/rizon And it was in the dumpster on trash day

[07:31:33] Syndus/rizon Yeah, moist

[07:32:41] Syndus/rizon Have you tried perking off with Duncan hienz cake batter?

[07:32:50] Syndus/rizon It's soooooo moist bro!

[07:33:08] Syndus/rizon Ok fine make a cake dildo

[07:33:11] Syndus/rizon Idc

[07:33:28] Syndus/rizon I'm being cakey

[07:33:52] Syndus/rizon Lolol

[07:34:13] Syndus/rizon I am the swimming goddess panik

[07:34:27] Syndus/rizon My heart is one with the earth

[07:35:14] Syndus/rizon It was grimmy

[07:35:45] Syndus/rizon ...

[07:36:11] Syndus/rizon Lolololol

[07:36:14] Syndus/rizon XD

[07:36:49] Syndus/rizon In*

[07:37:02] Syndus/rizon I have special needs

[07:37:10] Syndus/rizon I have webbed toes

[07:37:25] Syndus/rizon I can't get the correct fitting with a slip on

[07:37:55] Syndus/rizon Uhmmmm

[07:39:11] Syndus/rizon (🔎 MST3K MYSTERY-athon 🔍

[07:39:11] Syndus/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdYpnFn3jbU

[07:39:18] Syndus/rizon Panik ^^^^

[07:39:44] Syndus/rizon If you're trying to unwind, i like getting stoned and watching those sometimes

[07:40:07] Syndus/rizon Preganamant?!?@

[07:40:22] Syndus/rizon U get pregantee?

[07:40:34] Syndus/rizon Luigi boards

[07:41:05] Syndus/rizon !bang

[07:41:25] Syndus/rizon Lol inb4 it's rob Schneider

[07:43:33] Syndus/rizon O I miss those

[07:43:52] Syndus/rizon I had a pers eruption once

[07:44:05] Syndus/rizon Dude would you quit

[07:44:26] Syndus/rizon You ain't got to lie to kick it craaaaaig

[07:52:06] Syndus/rizon I was waiting for you to say you're a free bleeder that enjoys water birthing and boiling it with the placenta for consumption

[07:54:48] Syndus/rizon WHAT

[07:55:46] Syndus/rizon Go back to bed and dream of sweaty pirates esjay

[07:56:16] Syndus/rizon More like Sloth

[07:56:23] Syndus/rizon Lol

[07:56:31] Syndus/rizon Sloth love chunk

[07:58:59] Syndus/rizon Aggressively passionate sex?

[08:01:44] Syndus/rizon Two penises

[08:03:04] Syndus/rizon Panik, wanna rub wieners together in bucket soft butter sticks and cocoa powder, and have the local wildlife luck it off, while we're high on painkillers and coke?

[08:03:29] Syndus/rizon Awesome, pick ya up at 7

[08:03:57] Syndus/rizon Tell your dad to have money for me when I get thete

[08:04:00] Syndus/rizon There*

[08:07:44] Syndus/rizon Cricket is...

[08:08:50] Syndus/rizon I was trying to invite back

[08:08:57] Syndus/rizon So am i

[08:31:52] Syndus/rizon Patricide is the only cure

[08:32:39] Syndus/rizon Just the rusty ones

[08:33:09] Syndus/rizon I can't have grapefruits

[08:33:24] Syndus/rizon Bring variety to your fruit bowl

[08:34:47] Syndus/rizon Hey bro, wanna come over, drink some natty ice, play GameCube, and touch eachother deeply

[08:35:02] Syndus/rizon I sprayed a whole can of axe on this dildo

[08:35:58] Syndus/rizon .yt the dangers of bro rape psa

[08:36:10] Syndus/rizon It's a phone #

[08:36:14] Syndus/rizon Lol

[08:37:34] Syndus/rizon That reminds me, Mikoolo I finally checked out chainsaw man

[08:37:47] Syndus/rizon Glad I did

[08:38:19] Syndus/rizon No

[08:38:27] Syndus/rizon Just reminded me

[08:39:41] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/yGB9n0Zh/doom+dildo+.png

[08:43:21] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/P5i7jJAF/chainsaw-man-anime.mp4

[08:45:25] Syndus/rizon I just had a sausage with chilli on it

[08:45:34] Syndus/rizon Chilli dog wtv

[08:45:46] Syndus/rizon Im prob going to bed soon too

[08:46:10] Syndus/rizon I haven't eaten a chilli dog in years

[08:46:14] Syndus/rizon :D

[08:46:20] Syndus/rizon Sounded good

[08:58:34] Syndus/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: I'm very hurt

[09:00:22] Syndus/rizon My coworkers beat me viciously, called me little baby, broke pencils, took my Microsoft dinosaur cd, and cut me up all over my body, kicked me in the groin and bonked me on the head, pushed me down the stairs, and then my shoes fell off!

[09:00:50] Syndus/rizon Lol it's the jerky boys dude

[09:01:03] Syndus/rizon It's old

[09:01:41] Syndus/rizon Not those Jerry boys

[09:01:44] Syndus/rizon Jerky*

[09:02:45] Syndus/rizon .yt Jerky boys dinosaur cd

[09:19:30] Syndus/rizon Mmmm

[09:22:29] Syndus/rizon There's a fruit partying my mouth

[09:22:46] Syndus/rizon And everyone is throwing up

[09:23:06] Syndus/rizon I dunno

[09:24:05] Syndus/rizon I'm laying in bed listening to yt vids

[09:24:17] Syndus/rizon Just finished a bowl

[09:25:16] Syndus/rizon Much better

[09:27:13] Syndus/rizon vk2bio, one time I ate secan pandies with the smushing pampkins

[09:28:26] Syndus/rizon And then we watched a football game collide really fast and become one team called the indianapple bay cackers

[09:30:58] Syndus/rizon 2

[09:33:59] Syndus/rizon Do you think Coldplay will eventually have a four concert reunion tour on golf courses called the foreplay tour?

[09:34:15] Syndus/rizon No?

[09:34:19] Syndus/rizon Good

[09:36:26] Syndus/rizon Oldplay

[09:36:44] Syndus/rizon Puddle of Dudd

[09:37:41] Syndus/rizon Aerobicyclesmith

[09:38:30] Syndus/rizon I'm making up band names

[09:38:38] Syndus/rizon Try talking to me asshole

[09:38:46] Syndus/rizon Geez

[09:39:08] Syndus/rizon Idc what you think though

[09:39:14] Syndus/rizon Or who that is

[09:39:27] Syndus/rizon You should be slapped

[09:39:36] Syndus/rizon Sloppy slap alots

[09:54:00] Syndus/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[09:54:26] Syndus/rizon My time has come and so i face the final curtain

[09:54:56] Syndus/rizon By curtain I mean the blanket at my feet when I fart, nighterz

[09:55:22] Syndus/rizon Ol blue eyes

[09:55:28] Syndus/rizon Later

[09:56:01] Syndus/rizon .yt angry beavers up all night

[09:56:08] Syndus/rizon Parting gifts

[10:45:42] Syndus/rizon peorth https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/trb80hY6/1705574730979.gif

[10:47:17] Syndus/rizon That must of hurt

[10:48:15] Syndus/rizon I meant the cuming home part

[10:49:27] Syndus/rizon !beavis

[10:49:44] Syndus/rizon !bwooooo

[10:50:33] Syndus/rizon I'm 100% packed with peanuts

[10:50:43] Syndus/rizon I really satisfy

[10:52:01] Syndus/rizon Snickers

[10:52:14] Syndus/rizon I couldn't sleep

[10:52:33] Syndus/rizon Reading a damn candy wrapper. Listening to steam out my window

[11:00:56] Syndus/rizon !bwaa

[11:01:16] Syndus/rizon !big bang attack

[11:01:26] Syndus/rizon !final flash

[11:01:34] Syndus/rizon !burning finger

[11:01:50] Syndus/rizon !nosey twat

[11:04:00] Syndus/rizon No you'd just be fuckin lonely

[11:04:17] Syndus/rizon They'd die as soon as you get to know them

[11:04:40] Syndus/rizon But I have 40 seasons

[11:04:52] Syndus/rizon You get...3 of ng

[11:05:02] Syndus/rizon Lol

[11:06:27] Syndus/rizon Pankake bukkake

[11:07:29] Syndus/rizon Ihok

[11:08:21] Syndus/rizon 🫛

[11:08:39] Syndus/rizon 🥕

[11:09:16] Syndus/rizon Cherry...

[11:09:22] Syndus/rizon Another cherry

[11:09:26] Syndus/rizon ..ooooooh

[11:09:42] Syndus/rizon ....grandma shitting in the dark

[11:09:47] Syndus/rizon Bah

[11:09:54] Syndus/rizon I always lose these

[11:10:55] Syndus/rizon But I'm not schizophrenic nor do i take thorasine

[11:11:00] Syndus/rizon You are a punk

[11:11:24] Syndus/rizon Shaddup with your mook

[11:12:04] Syndus/rizon Lazy bastard

[11:12:18] Syndus/rizon This is why you don't have kids

[11:12:33] Syndus/rizon Lol

[11:12:58] Syndus/rizon Fair

[11:13:07] Syndus/rizon My dad was black too

[11:13:38] Syndus/rizon Release the sphincter a tad princess

[11:13:53] Syndus/rizon Just a little bit

[11:34:18] Syndus/rizon Lactic acid buildup in your back is the worst

[11:37:39] Syndus/rizon I just assumed he meant his runs looked amazing

[11:38:11] Syndus/rizon In 5k

[11:38:14] Syndus/rizon ....

[11:39:30] Syndus/rizon I heard a cash register in Switzerland had to be reset once on the 2000 switch

[11:39:39] Syndus/rizon Spooky shit

[11:40:35] Syndus/rizon Go open the store, Randal

[11:44:59] Syndus/rizon Gavin and Dan?

[11:45:33] Syndus/rizon Ah

[11:46:34] Syndus/rizon Irish I rocked a back extension way too hard last month

[11:47:11] Syndus/rizon That build up. I was rolling across the edge of an arm rest trying to massage it out

[11:47:44] Syndus/rizon And it mostly came out in my intestines

[11:48:13] Syndus/rizon I wasn't taking recovery

[11:48:30] Syndus/rizon Then would slam diet stuff

[11:48:56] Syndus/rizon Not enough water

[11:49:04] Syndus/rizon It sucked

[11:49:43] Syndus/rizon But to join you in your revelry

[11:50:06] Syndus/rizon I can do it at quite the angle now laying down

[11:50:12] Syndus/rizon ^_^

[11:54:03] Syndus/rizon I'm aiming for control

[11:54:22] Syndus/rizon Posture for the most part

[12:07:20] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/q50JFIOs/1000002704.jpg

[12:09:28] Syndus/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/UDcQbbGS/1000002706.jpg

[20:03:39] Syndus/rizon Sane you say

[22:31:15] Syndus/rizon It smells like old feet and balls in this room

[22:33:00] Syndus/rizon Now it smells like hampster farts and wet aids

[22:33:40] Syndus/rizon Panik you...you sound like you smell like pralines and dick

[22:34:01] Syndus/rizon I want to make an ice cream of that

[22:34:24] Syndus/rizon Hi mad

[22:34:33] Syndus/rizon Get glad foxy

[22:35:10] Syndus/rizon ComputerTech I want to fist fuck your asshole....but in like a totally non gay way dude

[22:35:21] Syndus/rizon XD

[22:36:18] Syndus/rizon I'm trying to sound like that dude from orgazmo, ct

[22:36:29] Syndus/rizon Clam yo tits

[22:37:27] Syndus/rizon That's no lady

[22:37:35] Syndus/rizon That's godzilla

[22:43:23] Syndus/rizon Had to restart my laundry

[22:43:29] Syndus/rizon Power went out

[23:25:27] Syndus/rizon Powers out again

[23:25:40] Syndus/rizon Two towns blackout

[23:26:16] Syndus/rizon It's times like this I miss mushies

[23:28:13] Syndus/rizon I was outside walking to the store and everywhere lost power

[23:29:01] Syndus/rizon Eye

[23:29:33] Syndus/rizon Congratz

[23:44:53] Syndus/rizon Ppl misuse that word as often as literally

[23:45:46] Syndus/rizon Nauseous things nauseate you therefor you are nauseated not Nauseous

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