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Thursday, January 18, 2024

[05:05:46] fifel/rizon Hello lovely!

[05:06:07] fifel/rizon Do you know that the New Zealand band split enz complained of oral sex with their ex?

[05:06:24] fifel/rizon SHITS MUNTED CUNT!

[05:06:46] fifel/rizon But I’m so turbo Australian that I’m riding the tiger, and not in some hetero Evola way

[05:06:56] fifel/rizon I’m 15 centimetres inside that tiger, and its trying to fucking bite me.

[05:07:19] fifel/rizon Squeezed me out of your life/ Down the drain like molten toothpaste/ I feel used and spat out, poor old me

[05:08:02] fifel/rizon esjay: How are you though? Have your locum assistants stopped being cunts?

[05:08:20] fifel/rizon I had a turkish locum pharma treat me like shit until I treated him like a man to his face until he realised.

[05:09:18] fifel/rizon esjay: My leading hand asked me if the team cunt was abusing me today, I had to say, “No, that’s his manner with me, and I understand it. He is a dog of a man, but he was insulting me because he was offended that I was respecting his seniority.”

[05:09:50] fifel/rizon esjay: I’m so sorry that happened. I didn’t mean assistant in a rude way, I’m so old school “assistant / assisting” is still a power word.

[05:12:21] fifel/rizon You’re menstruating, and she’s a cunt.

[05:12:53] fifel/rizon If she really wants it she’ll find a boyfriend who’ll beat her to death.

[05:14:04] fifel/rizon AW FUCK I was meant to be at a communist demo

[05:14:14] fifel/rizon esjay: Maybe she can join them?

[05:14:50] fifel/rizon esjay: Dude, you’re underweight.

[05:15:17] fifel/rizon Maybe. But there’s no way that its sane to call you fat.

[05:15:41] fifel/rizon I mean I get erect to the thicc end of the spectrum. I know of which I talk.

[05:16:14] fifel/rizon You may have to. It sounds like she might need assistance about her out of work matters and how it is impacting her and her colleagues.

[05:16:52] fifel/rizon esjay: I’m kind of waiting for the next orgy locally, because while I do want to meet people, I’m still a bit encumbered and it’d be nice to reestablish that dickings don’t mean heartbreaks.

[05:19:53] fifel/rizon esjay: Are you woman enough to invite the cunt who wants to turn you into an enemy to luncH?

[05:20:47] fifel/rizon vk2bio: Mummy and Daddy are talking about Work Stuff

[05:21:20] fifel/rizon esjay: Seriously though, I haven’t turned my back on the Hungarian.

[05:21:46] fifel/rizon esjay: Today I said, “G has seniority, he picks first, then you pick, then I pick.” and the Hungarian went off on a rant at me that I shouldn’t make capitalism human IN HIS BENEFIT

[05:22:25] fifel/rizon esjay: Each of them ended up with one “important object” to delivery. I ended up with 10 important objects. And he’s yelling at me because I respected that he’s worked there longer and fucked the boss in favour of hours put in.

[05:22:40] fifel/rizon Bitches when mummy sucks his dick, bitches when mummy doesn’t suck his dick, bitches when a man treats him as a man.

[05:22:50] fifel/rizon He’s going to end up with no teeth chained to a radiator.

[05:27:27] fifel/rizon Now I may have been drunk, fatigued, or emotionally overloaded. But I can imagine such given petty ressentment

[05:27:44] fifel/rizon The number one thing to do is to ring incoming USPS line and complain.

[05:28:26] fifel/rizon like I’m safe because I do things as told, admit early and often, and earnestly want to do right

[05:29:00] fifel/rizon Bureaucracy is more powerful than tyre iron

[05:29:07] fifel/rizon Trust me.

[05:29:17] fifel/rizon Every letter a day late ring and report.

[05:29:24] fifel/rizon They will be fucked hard

[05:29:44] fifel/rizon OH FUCK

[05:29:59] fifel/rizon yeah I can’t lawfully express myself now if it was employer / employee-contractor rather than product supplier

[05:30:06] fifel/rizon Seriously it would be unlawful

[05:32:27] fifel/rizon I was fucked out of 1/6th of a years wages by my gambling ex wife (not the “current” ex, the prior ex)

[05:32:42] fifel/rizon and that was life changing. We could each have had 1/12th of a years wages.

[05:33:11] fifel/rizon She flushed *our* money down a gambling machine.

[05:33:19] fifel/rizon I’ve still not divorced her.

[05:34:06] fifel/rizon “I’m sorry, but last year when you tried to contact me for a divorce, I’m sorry, but someone MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU was breaking up with me, now that I’m done with that if you want me to sign objects I can.”

[05:34:44] fifel/rizon If you know any scholarly women in Sydney 30-60 who are down to fuck…

[05:35:35] fifel/rizon vk2bio: I know at least one woman on here, non-biblically≥

[05:35:51] fifel/rizon vk2bio: Also as I said Mummy and Daddy are talking shop

[05:36:14] fifel/rizon And some mathemagician from Western Sydney or that cunt from the Gong is going to set me up any day now.

[05:36:25] fifel/rizon Unless the cunt sets me up with me ex.

[05:36:51] fifel/rizon IF YOU LIKE PRAXIS COLLIDERS, AND BUSHWALKS IN THE RAIN, IF YOU’RE NOT SERIOUSLY INTO BUDDHISM (BUT SERIOUSLY ARE), AND YOU’VE LOST HALF YOUR BRAIN

[05:37:16] fifel/rizon if you like making love second thing on the weekend, and pretend you’re into pain.

[05:37:33] fifel/rizon vk2bio: You’re 32, but you act 22, because you know no better.

[05:38:04] fifel/rizon esjay: Anyway, I’m sure minge will throw itself at me in the proper time. But fuck me, what’s going to happen to that postmasters exhaust pipe? Potato?

[05:39:09] fifel/rizon esjay: Yes. Yes you are. We all accept and acknowledge that. The people blowing the claymores aren’t you.

[05:39:21] fifel/rizon GO GO GO

[05:40:14] fifel/rizon We have video footage of you in a cafe at the time of the assault.

[05:41:00] fifel/rizon esjay: Seriously I’m wondering about grading up, but we’re 9 senior grades short at the moment.

[05:41:11] fifel/rizon like 25% understaff

[05:41:33] fifel/rizon I need to potter for 10 minutes

[06:05:30] fifel/rizon esjay: am back

[06:08:07] fifel/rizon esjay: knickers!

[06:25:46] fifel/rizon DROP YOUR PANTS

[06:25:51] fifel/rizon unzip cawk

[06:25:54] fifel/rizon cawk those gaps

[06:47:59] fifel/rizon esjay: I am having a night off from propriety.

[06:52:58] fifel/rizon Blur: Girls into Boys versus Shatner: Common People

[07:54:36] fifel/rizon what

[07:55:11] fifel/rizon esjay: Should I get beer ordered in????!!!!!!!!!bangoneQ!!!!!

[07:55:21] fifel/rizon fuck

[07:57:57] fifel/rizon esjay: Are you vibrating

[07:58:10] fifel/rizon Its 7pm, and ai Have to sleep at 8

[07:58:18] fifel/rizon the beer won’t get here fast enough

[07:58:56] fifel/rizon Licking a woman’s arsehole while frigging her until she cums?

[07:59:13] fifel/rizon esjay: Nah, nap time love

[07:59:21] fifel/rizon esjay: Nap time and hard frig the cunt

[07:59:38] fifel/rizon HARD FRIG CUNT

[08:00:28] fifel/rizon esjay: I have to deal with unexpected epileptic neuro states, and then wank

[08:00:51] fifel/rizon So you must frig your minge, hard, to nap

[08:30:13] fifel/rizon $tell esjay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obV13UA0CE

[08:30:24] fifel/rizon I’ll hack your dad’s anus

[08:30:46] fifel/rizon Your dad is pretty much engaged in pen testing

[08:31:37] fifel/rizon You are dad is too open to leninism

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