IRC Driven

[06:38:45] h4/rizon Panik loves stitches in his ass

[06:38:50] h4/rizon but only if they're biiiiiiig

[06:40:25] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: I'm afraid to admit this

[06:40:29] h4/rizon but...I got a job :'(

[06:41:48] h4/rizon Panik is probably just an iteration of chronic

[06:42:24] h4/rizon does it offend you?

[06:42:50] h4/rizon no definitely chronic

[06:43:02] h4/rizon !bang

[06:43:05] h4/rizon !shop 4

[06:43:07] h4/rizon !bang

[06:43:10] h4/rizon you cunt!

[06:43:17] h4/rizon not even explosive ammo

[06:43:19] h4/rizon oh

[06:43:21] h4/rizon nvm

[06:43:37] h4/rizon does not even answer! Clearly I'm playing against his script again

[06:43:53] h4/rizon well yes

[06:44:04] h4/rizon Panik is the cunt

[06:44:09] h4/rizon because that's very likely chronic

[06:52:22] h4/rizon Panik: please just stay away chronic

[06:52:36] h4/rizon we don't want you around here and are tired of banning you over and over again

[07:01:46] h4/rizon I'm not gonna ban you

[07:01:51] h4/rizon I asked you to leave if you are chronic

[07:02:09] h4/rizon still not convinced

[07:02:15] h4/rizon but as long as you don't annoy like he does

[07:02:17] h4/rizon fine by me

[07:02:58] h4/rizon also dropping names like chronic, invictus and rockho really does not speak in your favour :D

[07:04:11] h4/rizon you are looking for a moral highground?

[07:05:15] h4/rizon if you told me to suck your dick

[07:05:17] h4/rizon that could happen

[07:06:04] h4/rizon instead of arguing the point

[07:06:11] h4/rizon why don't you just act as normal as you can?

[07:07:27] h4/rizon lol mrinfinity :D

[07:12:22] h4/rizon hey ADMIRAL_DEBRIS o/

[07:13:36] h4/rizon ah yes :P

[07:13:54] h4/rizon your problem clearly is TheFatherMind

[07:13:56] h4/rizon !topduck

[07:14:13] h4/rizon !shop 15 TheFatherMind

[07:27:37] h4/rizon hey Ice` o/

[07:27:43] h4/rizon how's paris? Burning again?

[08:58:22] h4/rizon 80xp

[08:58:24] h4/rizon for a duck

[08:58:29] h4/rizon that's rather expensive

[08:58:41] h4/rizon I mean with four-leaf clover you get what? 13xp out of it?

[08:58:46] h4/rizon 40xp if it's a golden duck

[08:58:56] h4/rizon hunting just isn't worth it anymore

[08:59:00] h4/rizon if I can't buy stuff from it

[08:59:02] h4/rizon !bang

[08:59:05] h4/rizon !reload

[08:59:16] h4/rizon !shop 15 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[08:59:18] h4/rizon oh I'm ready

[08:59:22] h4/rizon !!

[08:59:25] h4/rizon !shop 14 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[08:59:30] h4/rizon yes!!

[08:59:53] h4/rizon goddamn noob!

[09:00:07] h4/rizon !shop 16 KurtGodel

[09:00:25] h4/rizon nice nipples dude

[09:00:40] h4/rizon I mean you do need to change your clothes

[09:00:42] h4/rizon just not ye

[09:00:44] h4/rizon t

[09:00:54] h4/rizon ok i'm gonna go for groceries now

[09:00:58] h4/rizon !shop 14 KurtGodel

[09:01:00] h4/rizon have a nice one o/

[09:01:31] h4/rizon that's a waste really

[09:01:33] h4/rizon !bang

[09:01:36] h4/rizon !reload

[09:01:50] h4/rizon 17 can be fixed with a shot

[09:01:55] h4/rizon that jams

[09:02:40] h4/rizon you dare talk smack about a triple a game like duckhunt!?

[09:03:26] h4/rizon so where is your duck?

[09:03:45] h4/rizon it has been five minutes already

[09:04:05] h4/rizon you need to hunt more in #gk franstam :D

[09:04:08] h4/rizon you fell two ducks behind me

[09:04:16] h4/rizon :O

[09:04:28] h4/rizon I'm flattered

[09:04:30] h4/rizon I think

[09:04:39] h4/rizon it wasn't a hostile lick

[09:04:52] h4/rizon that might have been hostile :D

[09:05:11] h4/rizon congrats :)

[09:05:17] h4/rizon how does it feel?

[09:06:16] h4/rizon KurtGodel: that's ok

[09:06:22] h4/rizon given how we fucked up the planet and still doing it

[09:06:30] h4/rizon you are doing your species a kindness

[09:06:52] h4/rizon vk2bio: that's the spirit!

[09:06:53] h4/rizon !bang

[09:06:55] h4/rizon !bang

[09:06:58] h4/rizon !bang

[09:06:59] h4/rizon !bang

[09:07:05] h4/rizon !bang

[09:07:12] h4/rizon whoa

[09:07:18] h4/rizon where is my trigger lock all of a sudden? :D

[09:07:36] h4/rizon because you gave up

[09:07:38] h4/rizon the ducks noticed

[09:07:50] h4/rizon KurtGodel: s/level noob/noob level/

[09:08:24] h4/rizon no I did not ask why it isn't working

[09:08:30] h4/rizon i asked why the trigger lock isn't working anymore

[09:08:34] h4/rizon keep up vk2bio

[09:08:40] h4/rizon tz tz

[09:08:44] h4/rizon flooding again?

[09:08:47] h4/rizon !duckstats franstam

[09:09:04] h4/rizon it's nsfw

[09:09:05] h4/rizon I can't click it

[09:09:10] h4/rizon also twimg? Yuck!

[09:09:33] h4/rizon please stop doing that pomf

[09:09:42] h4/rizon you will only get idiots like chronic to think i'm female

[09:09:54] h4/rizon then his small brain gets flooded with things he does not understand

[09:09:59] h4/rizon and he keeps trying to get into my panties

[09:10:57] h4/rizon and I don't know if he ever talked to a real life woman

[09:11:08] h4/rizon but I have a hard time he gets anywhere with the brainfarts he keeps producing

[09:11:13] h4/rizon *+thinking

[09:11:27] h4/rizon s/thinking/believing/

[09:12:04] h4/rizon sometimes

[09:13:02] h4/rizon absolutely!

[09:13:18] h4/rizon pomf when he failed to best me in a battle of the wits

[09:17:12] h4/rizon Herr Mikoolo

[10:04:03] h4/rizon laser eye would be cool

[10:14:05] h4/rizon !bang

[10:47:21] h4/rizon huh

[10:47:28] h4/rizon are you ever gonna get a job again Mikoolo ?

[10:47:36] h4/rizon you are around at times when I can't participate

[10:47:44] h4/rizon as what?

[10:48:14] h4/rizon thought that was ComputerTech

[10:48:23] h4/rizon ha

[10:48:35] h4/rizon da kann man theoretisch ja mehrere Briefbeschwerer draus machen

[10:48:41] h4/rizon how come foxy?

[10:48:48] h4/rizon underwhelming performance?

[10:48:54] h4/rizon he wrote me he finished elitepaste the other day

[10:48:58] h4/rizon and was quite proud of it

[10:49:06] h4/rizon he called it stable

[10:49:12] h4/rizon lol

[10:49:33] h4/rizon hasn't pushed any changes

[10:49:37] h4/rizon so I can't comment on any of it

[10:50:09] h4/rizon and paste.computertech.co is still privatebin

[10:50:25] h4/rizon he probably just forked it

[10:50:27] h4/rizon replaced the disclaimer

[10:50:31] h4/rizon and called it a day

[10:50:55] h4/rizon oh

[10:50:57] h4/rizon $time

[10:51:04] h4/rizon but that is wrong :O

[10:51:07] h4/rizon it's 11:50 for me

[10:51:18] h4/rizon how to set it?

[10:52:45] h4/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS: I dislike that they wrote RAID in all caps

[10:52:53] h4/rizon that is a different RAID for me

[10:54:48] h4/rizon $ssetz CET

[10:54:54] h4/rizon $ssettz CET

[10:55:05] h4/rizon oh

[10:55:07] h4/rizon that

[10:55:12] h4/rizon $ssettz Europe/Berlin

[10:55:20] h4/rizon goddamn it

[10:55:22] h4/rizon $settz Europe/Berlin

[10:55:24] h4/rizon :D

[10:56:00] h4/rizon indeed

[10:56:05] h4/rizon $flip

[10:56:12] h4/rizon $slap ComputerTech

[10:56:23] h4/rizon I'm hungry too

[10:56:28] h4/rizon but I got another meeting in an hour

[10:56:38] h4/rizon something totally optional that could have been a mail

[10:56:41] h4/rizon as usual

[10:56:51] h4/rizon Sander: eeeewwww!

[10:56:53] h4/rizon get it out of here

[10:57:03] h4/rizon probably soaked in magners now

[10:57:12] h4/rizon burn it with fire

[10:57:15] h4/rizon there is no fixing that

[10:59:41] h4/rizon $uptime

[10:59:43] h4/rizon oh

[10:59:45] h4/rizon it's the bot

[10:59:50] h4/rizon thought it tracked how long I've been here

[11:00:11] h4/rizon so foxy

[11:00:17] h4/rizon when will Mikoolo start his new job with you?

[11:00:27] h4/rizon can he work remote or will he move to the US?

[11:00:39] h4/rizon hush Mikoolo, I'm getting you one right now

[11:00:53] h4/rizon you may have to move Mikoolo

[11:00:58] h4/rizon but that's no problem, right?

[11:01:01] h4/rizon it's for work after all

[11:01:29] h4/rizon then you'd have to make your employer move to germany

[11:04:42] h4/rizon Mikoolo: given that my Behörde is looking for personnel

[11:04:52] h4/rizon you'd have to speak C-Level german at least

[11:04:59] h4/rizon also no vtubers allowed

[11:05:45] h4/rizon probably insufficient

[11:05:52] h4/rizon english actually won't help you either

[11:05:55] h4/rizon it's a Behörde after all

[11:06:06] h4/rizon like any of those clowns spoke anything better than fifth grade english

[11:06:24] h4/rizon astoundingly

[11:06:39] h4/rizon I know so many germans my age whose english is pathetic

[11:07:02] h4/rizon good dubs too

[11:07:14] h4/rizon but the people who were raised in east germany speak some russian

[11:09:03] h4/rizon !bang

[11:09:05] h4/rizon !bang

[11:09:34] h4/rizon Mikoolo: no unlike most dubs the german ones are kinda good

[11:09:45] h4/rizon you only really notice if you started watching stuff in english

[11:09:58] h4/rizon if you never done that you won't even notice it's dubbed

[11:10:03] h4/rizon very high quality

[11:21:53] h4/rizon try watching jackie chan movies then

[11:21:59] h4/rizon the older ones

[11:22:07] h4/rizon the german dubs are quite okay for that

[11:22:17] h4/rizon the english dubs aren't much better tbh

[11:22:20] h4/rizon and my chinese is inexistent

[11:23:08] h4/rizon hardly a movie worth paying attention to subtitles for the entire thing

[11:23:24] h4/rizon I consume it while doing something else

[11:23:30] h4/rizon so audio I can actually understand is a must

[11:23:56] h4/rizon plus the sound quality of the original chinese audio is shitty

[11:24:03] h4/rizon the german dubs have a much better quality

[11:38:59] h4/rizon haha

[11:39:05] h4/rizon right up his alley then

[11:40:05] h4/rizon make america green again

[11:50:11] h4/rizon !bang

[11:54:54] h4/rizon greetings Number1Stunna

[12:43:55] h4/rizon if it makes you feel any better

[12:44:00] h4/rizon I'd be tanked by a tenth of that

[12:44:14] h4/rizon I can however do 31km on my bicycle

[12:44:26] h4/rizon takes me 75 min perhaps

[12:44:48] h4/rizon gravel bike, not a real racing bike

[12:45:16] h4/rizon if you keep talking about running

[12:45:18] h4/rizon you make me wanna do it

[12:45:45] h4/rizon not heavy thuogh

[12:45:47] h4/rizon <15kg

[12:46:03] h4/rizon i think my 29" mtb is 14,4kg

[12:46:08] h4/rizon the gravel bike is definitely lighter

[12:47:12] h4/rizon these 29" MTBs are fucking awesome

[12:47:26] h4/rizon cost me 370€ back when I bought it

[12:47:41] h4/rizon gotta fix it now, needs a new rear wheel

[12:47:43] h4/rizon but still

[12:48:07] h4/rizon that depends

[12:48:27] h4/rizon the further you ride into rural areas

[12:48:52] h4/rizon at some point there are either no bike lanes or they require a mtb because the roots of the trees are fucking the lane up

[12:49:05] h4/rizon no hooks I know of :D

[12:50:34] h4/rizon but weather has been shit for some time now

[12:50:37] h4/rizon rain, snow, storm

[12:50:43] h4/rizon everything between -10°C and +10°C

[12:51:15] h4/rizon stop trying to be a smartass again Mikoolo

[12:51:29] h4/rizon I wanted to say it does not suit you

[15:01:21] h4/rizon !bang

[15:01:24] h4/rizon !reload

[15:01:26] h4/rizon !bang

[15:03:55] h4/rizon hey

[15:04:01] h4/rizon what gives?

[15:04:16] h4/rizon where elitepaste?

[15:10:10] h4/rizon btw ComputerTech

[15:10:21] h4/rizon I think I'm the reason Zack never returned here

[15:10:36] h4/rizon he wrote this in #chat the other day without me even so much as acknowledging him

[15:10:38] h4/rizon Clive_Rosfield │ Have a good night everybody... except for h4... have a bad night h4.

[15:10:40] h4/rizon :D

[15:14:51] h4/rizon I'm trying my best :D

[15:49:29] h4/rizon who cares about crap apps on play store?

[15:49:32] h4/rizon ComputerTech's shit is FOSS

[15:49:46] h4/rizon that crap on the playstore is probably filled with ads and tracking

[15:54:04] h4/rizon she is not prussian

[15:54:06] h4/rizon she is a filthy brit

[15:54:14] h4/rizon not a drop of prussian blood in her

[15:54:46] h4/rizon alright, calm your tits englishwoman!

[15:55:25] h4/rizon you what?

[15:55:35] h4/rizon she has more access than me, ComputerTech!?

[15:55:45] h4/rizon guess #computertech is done for me then

[15:55:52] h4/rizon this is beyond insulting

[15:56:42] h4/rizon I demand immediate action!

[15:56:47] h4/rizon :D

[15:56:55] h4/rizon equal?

[15:57:00] h4/rizon that means neither of us can kick the other anymore

[15:57:11] h4/rizon buzzkill

[15:57:18] h4/rizon try me pankakes

[15:57:21] h4/rizon kick me!

[15:57:32] h4/rizon rude

[15:57:37] h4/rizon now I can kick her but she can't kick me?

[15:57:46] h4/rizon you got an admirer pankakes

[15:57:59] h4/rizon now I can't kick her any longer?

[15:58:05] h4/rizon you should switch those daily

[15:58:07] h4/rizon to increase the fun

[15:58:18] h4/rizon :D

[15:58:23] h4/rizon so who can kick hwo?

[15:58:26] h4/rizon .k pankakes

[15:58:29] h4/rizon .k h4 fuck you

[15:58:51] h4/rizon what?

[15:58:53] h4/rizon .k pankakes

[15:58:57] h4/rizon rude ComputerTech

[15:59:04] h4/rizon .k mrinfinity

[15:59:18] h4/rizon .k pankakes

[15:59:22] h4/rizon works for me

[15:59:35] h4/rizon aww

[15:59:43] h4/rizon but tomorrow you'll change that again ComputerTech ?

[15:59:50] h4/rizon then on friday I get to be the kicker

[16:00:08] h4/rizon sometimes this channel does feel like a kindergarten

[16:00:25] h4/rizon but wait

[16:00:33] h4/rizon does that mean pankakes can now kick Mikoolo around?

[16:00:36] h4/rizon that might be dangerous

[16:00:47] h4/rizon not sure if you can trust her

[16:00:51] h4/rizon she is from south ireland

[16:00:56] h4/rizon yes

[16:01:02] h4/rizon better talk about that privately

[16:01:15] h4/rizon :D

[16:01:24] h4/rizon we are trying to work out ways to approach you

[16:01:27] h4/rizon he wants into your panties

[16:01:31] h4/rizon and I just want to get along with you

[16:01:53] h4/rizon .k mrinfinity behave

[16:02:09] h4/rizon what?

[16:02:12] h4/rizon he was mean

[16:02:17] h4/rizon yes

[16:02:20] h4/rizon I felt offended

[16:03:06] h4/rizon how is your mom not approaching kaits size?

[16:03:23] h4/rizon mrinfinity: behave

[16:03:27] h4/rizon that's no way to talk about someone's mother

[16:03:33] h4/rizon so cheating

[16:03:35] h4/rizon that does it

[16:03:43] h4/rizon pankakes: can you help him out with that?

[16:03:51] h4/rizon i'm horny too but you don't see me acting like an idiot

[16:04:39] h4/rizon who?

[16:04:43] h4/rizon I have seen her

[16:04:51] h4/rizon mrinfinity: not bad

[16:04:57] h4/rizon not many people these days will understand that

[16:05:14] h4/rizon no

[16:05:31] h4/rizon mrinfinity is just full of shit

[16:05:42] h4/rizon pankakes: what am I in for if I try anyways?

[16:06:54] h4/rizon not really

[16:07:04] h4/rizon milkers sounds degrading

[16:07:09] h4/rizon you should respect women a bit more

[16:07:15] h4/rizon even if you only get to hang around with the likes of pankakes

[16:08:08] h4/rizon &pankakes │ h4 I’ll help you rn dw

[16:08:10] h4/rizon hold on

[16:08:14] h4/rizon were you coming on to me?

[16:10:23] h4/rizon I'm a bit slow

[16:10:49] h4/rizon well said deadly

[16:10:52] h4/rizon mrinfinity talks shit

[16:10:57] h4/rizon and deadly just tells him to fuck off

[16:11:05] h4/rizon .k deadly stop being a dick

[16:11:09] h4/rizon der Hurensohn

[16:11:45] h4/rizon mrinfinity: you are just the kindest person

[16:12:59] h4/rizon Mikoolo: well you have seen deadlys face

[16:13:01] h4/rizon if you looked like that

[16:13:03] h4/rizon you'd be mad as well

[16:13:16] h4/rizon pankakes

[16:13:19] h4/rizon what's with the picture?

[16:13:28] h4/rizon i expect pictures from irc to expose filthy apartments

[16:13:31] h4/rizon and dirty kitchens

[16:13:41] h4/rizon Mikoolo: he is ugly inside :D

[16:14:33] h4/rizon based

[16:14:38] h4/rizon had that when I still lived with my parents

[16:14:54] h4/rizon was a really great deal for 150€ month while studying

[16:15:10] h4/rizon pankakes: can you move in with your dad?

[16:15:18] h4/rizon I mean if he's in jail

[16:15:22] h4/rizon they don't have spare rooms, right?

[16:16:57] h4/rizon "found"?

[16:17:08] h4/rizon was I lost again?

[16:18:47] h4/rizon see pankakes

[16:18:52] h4/rizon that#s what an IRC pic has to look like

[16:18:55] h4/rizon look at that filthy controller

[16:18:57] h4/rizon yuck!!

[16:19:03] h4/rizon but

[16:19:05] h4/rizon deez nutz

[16:19:30] h4/rizon yeah

[16:19:32] h4/rizon those are great

[16:19:38] h4/rizon but every time I buy them I snack too many

[16:19:43] h4/rizon and get mean stomach aches

[16:19:51] h4/rizon .t en de mulch

[16:19:53] h4/rizon what?

[16:19:56] h4/rizon .u mulch

[16:20:01] h4/rizon for real?

[16:20:09] h4/rizon nope

[16:20:16] h4/rizon plants have a hard life around me

[16:20:19] h4/rizon I try my best

[16:20:23] h4/rizon but they keep getting worse

[16:21:18] h4/rizon no thank you

[16:21:26] h4/rizon I will now take a ride on my bike

[16:21:28] h4/rizon despite there being storm

[16:21:39] h4/rizon .w hamburg

[16:21:43] h4/rizon warm here too

[16:21:47] h4/rizon which is why it's stormy

[16:21:56] h4/rizon it was cold as tits

[16:22:00] h4/rizon then all of a sudden almost 10°C

[16:22:11] h4/rizon these temperatures collide and BAM

[16:22:13] h4/rizon storm

[16:23:35] h4/rizon but that would be even worse for my plan of riding bike after dropping something

[16:26:18] h4/rizon prove it

[16:26:41] h4/rizon no let her break rizon

[16:26:48] h4/rizon she will join forces with daddy

[16:26:51] h4/rizon and call it RIZON BREAK

[16:26:53] h4/rizon :D

[16:27:02] h4/rizon !bang

[16:27:21] h4/rizon bitch please

[16:27:24] h4/rizon hold it yourself

[16:29:35] h4/rizon ComputerTech: for real?

[16:29:58] h4/rizon rough upbringing

[16:30:02] h4/rizon no wonder you guys are that damaged

[18:51:10] h4/rizon what?

[18:51:12] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[18:52:22] h4/rizon phew

[18:52:30] h4/rizon since when are hats disallowed? :/

[18:54:19] h4/rizon you could courtsie

[18:54:23] h4/rizon .t en de courtsie

[18:54:25] h4/rizon no

[18:54:30] h4/rizon what is it when you take a slight bow

[18:54:33] h4/rizon ?

[18:54:44] h4/rizon eww

[18:54:46] h4/rizon that thing was in your ear

[18:54:50] h4/rizon take it away from me

[18:54:54] h4/rizon wth is wrong with you?? >:-(

[18:55:17] h4/rizon disgusting!

[18:55:52] h4/rizon thx Harzilein

[18:56:08] h4/rizon immune to what?

[18:56:12] h4/rizon I just rode my bike for 11km

[18:56:17] h4/rizon it was kinda stormy

[18:56:19] h4/rizon but fun

[18:56:32] h4/rizon 24

[18:56:44] h4/rizon no

[18:56:54] h4/rizon only from 6 to 21

[18:56:56] h4/rizon wait

[18:56:58] h4/rizon is it only 21?

[18:57:12] h4/rizon so 6, 9, 12, 15, 18 and 21

[18:57:17] h4/rizon bitch please

[18:57:21] h4/rizon I maintain that motherfucker

[18:57:32] h4/rizon there is no 24th

[18:57:38] h4/rizon the one side only goes to 7

[18:57:40] h4/rizon must be 21

[18:57:53] h4/rizon have not changed the chain since I got it

[18:57:58] h4/rizon and I bought it 2021

[18:58:06] h4/rizon and have since been riding that thing for >1500km

[18:58:12] h4/rizon it's a gravel bike

[18:58:18] h4/rizon GIANT Roam something

[18:58:20] h4/rizon 2.5?

[18:58:23] h4/rizon $g giant roam 2.5

[18:58:30] h4/rizon this was 299€ brand new ;)

[18:58:50] h4/rizon sure the breaks were those chinese thingies

[18:58:53] h4/rizon tekla or whatever

[18:59:01] h4/rizon they work out fine and there are shops who have those

[18:59:15] h4/rizon the Ghost 29" MTB has Shimano breaks

[18:59:21] h4/rizon even easier to get parts for

[18:59:28] h4/rizon so far I changed the front brakes on the bike

[18:59:38] h4/rizon and that's about it

[18:59:43] h4/rizon .t de en entlüften

[18:59:47] h4/rizon i vented the break too ofc

[18:59:49] h4/rizon hey foxy o/

[18:59:53] h4/rizon oh yeah

[18:59:55] h4/rizon tyres ofc

[19:00:04] h4/rizon those are normal things you change regularly enough

[19:00:11] h4/rizon the first set of wheels were like slicks :D

[19:00:15] h4/rizon after I was done with them

[19:00:31] h4/rizon .t de en fahrradschlauch

[19:00:37] h4/rizon no

[19:00:40] h4/rizon e-bikes are for pussies

[19:00:53] h4/rizon you will get so much stamina and awesome legs and ass when you just use your own power

[19:01:14] h4/rizon riding a lot of bike helped me drop those 32kg

[19:01:25] h4/rizon roughly 130km a week

[19:01:37] h4/rizon same here

[19:01:41] h4/rizon still I tried those things

[19:01:44] h4/rizon it's way too effortless

[19:01:52] h4/rizon you only got the motion

[19:01:59] h4/rizon you barely need any power in your legs

[19:02:17] h4/rizon you wouldn't catch me on that :D

[19:02:38] h4/rizon https://s3.ap-south-1.amazonaws.com/choosemybicycle/images/reviews/giant-roam-2-disc-2019.jpg

[19:02:41] h4/rizon this is the bike I have

[19:02:43] h4/rizon only in black and red

[19:02:53] h4/rizon that thing is fun

[19:02:57] h4/rizon light, fast

[19:03:07] h4/rizon Mikoolo: you got me beat

[19:03:20] h4/rizon hold on, my longest distance in one trip was in denmark

[19:03:22] h4/rizon lemme check

[19:04:52] h4/rizon 36km Mikoolo

[19:04:57] h4/rizon was my farthest

[19:05:06] h4/rizon that was shit though

[19:05:19] h4/rizon half of the way the navigation told me was not even made for bikes

[19:05:27] h4/rizon at one time i had to cross grassland

[19:05:30] h4/rizon between some fields

[19:05:41] h4/rizon and since it was on the coast

[19:05:45] h4/rizon i had constant wind in my face

[19:05:48] h4/rizon real pain in the ass

[19:05:53] h4/rizon i was so happy when i arrived

[19:06:03] h4/rizon also my smartphone for navigation was at 1% :D

[19:06:06] h4/rizon when I arrived

[19:06:52] h4/rizon https://images.mtbiker.sk/bazar/big/20180726_150703_HDR_5b59e69007146.jpg

[19:06:54] h4/rizon also got this bike

[19:06:57] h4/rizon that's not my photo

[19:07:03] h4/rizon I don't know what kind of giant rides this

[19:07:11] h4/rizon that saddle is way too far up

[19:07:22] h4/rizon this is also a great bike for long distances

[19:07:24] h4/rizon and for offroading

[19:07:59] h4/rizon oh I know worse

[19:08:05] h4/rizon after 10km you don't feel your dick anymore

[19:08:08] h4/rizon or your left nut

[19:08:14] h4/rizon then you stop sitting and drive standing

[19:08:23] h4/rizon while trying to shake some blood into your extremities

[19:08:28] h4/rizon only happened on that ghsot bike though :D

[19:08:47] h4/rizon do you have any idea how weird it feels if you can't feel your dick anymore?

[19:08:54] h4/rizon i hated every second of it

[19:09:03] h4/rizon I bet I'm shooting blanks because of that

[19:09:29] h4/rizon well as long as I'm still shooting

[19:09:44] h4/rizon I got two nieces

[19:09:46] h4/rizon that's enough

[19:09:50] h4/rizon they will get all the good influence from me :D

[19:09:59] h4/rizon having my own kid would only show that kid the bad sides as well

[19:10:04] h4/rizon then it will be like me

[19:10:07] h4/rizon a charming asshole

[19:10:35] h4/rizon well I'm not the worst influence

[19:10:39] h4/rizon you shut up realanon89

[19:10:47] h4/rizon back into your basement!

[19:10:55] h4/rizon well a breathing hole

[19:11:12] h4/rizon oh

[19:11:14] h4/rizon a vent

[19:11:29] h4/rizon they only do that to monkeys

[19:11:31] h4/rizon and only asians

[19:11:44] h4/rizon asians do it literally

[19:11:54] h4/rizon never seen it?

[19:12:01] h4/rizon the animal gets fixated in the middle of the table

[19:12:08] h4/rizon lemme see if i can find one of those tables

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