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[17:05:52] Fensta/rizon errr ty, i'll drink anythin with alcohol in it

[17:06:09] Fensta/rizon hellooo h4, nah not really

[17:06:42] Fensta/rizon not much of a kicker

[17:06:52] Fensta/rizon peace

[17:07:42] Fensta/rizon deadly isn't here, nobody else i wanna punch

[17:08:43] Fensta/rizon his rudeness is his charm

[17:10:29] Fensta/rizon it's an english thing, to have banter and call people stupid stuff for a laugh

[17:10:38] Fensta/rizon don't think it comes across well on irc

[17:10:57] Fensta/rizon nah , there are worse words :P

[17:11:04] Fensta/rizon anyway, he's alive and doing well

[17:11:24] Fensta/rizon oossibly he wasn't drunk enough

[17:11:30] Fensta/rizon anyway

[17:11:40] Fensta/rizon let him talk for himself, when next here

[17:12:20] Fensta/rizon lol

[17:12:48] Fensta/rizon put him on ignore if you cant be arsed with him

[17:13:03] Fensta/rizon k

[17:13:22] Fensta/rizon wouldn't worry

[17:13:57] Fensta/rizon just say no

[17:14:13] Fensta/rizon no ?

[17:14:53] Fensta/rizon ah that, ok

[17:15:02] Fensta/rizon :)

[17:18:12] Fensta/rizon i don't drink tea or coffee :)

[17:18:18] Fensta/rizon i'm not human

[17:18:57] Fensta/rizon fu , i drink cider. the proper english drink

[17:20:19] Fensta/rizon fuckers, thought it was a cornwall / devon origin

[17:21:17] Fensta/rizon i think we invented Mead

[17:21:37] Fensta/rizon how dare you, we would never sink so low as to eat french food

[17:22:01] Fensta/rizon did vikings have apples to make cider

[17:22:11] Fensta/rizon english orchards are a thing

[17:22:20] Fensta/rizon mead is honey

[17:22:33] Fensta/rizon oh, u meant that, my bad

[17:22:59] Fensta/rizon sigh, did we invent anything :/

[17:23:47] Fensta/rizon nice

[17:24:10] Fensta/rizon and abba

[17:25:26] Fensta/rizon \o/

[17:25:44] Fensta/rizon industrial revolution was englands time to shine

[17:29:39] Fensta/rizon i relate Jax, smoke one and listen to some good music

[17:29:53] Fensta/rizon ello hot

[17:30:37] Fensta/rizon 4700 is not bad at all

[17:30:56] Fensta/rizon hang in there

[17:32:07] Fensta/rizon to be fair that would depress most people :)

[17:32:31] Fensta/rizon stop putting your foot in your mouth zero

[17:32:39] Fensta/rizon tell her what she wants to hear for an easy life

[17:33:31] Fensta/rizon walk in front of a bus while looking at your phone

[17:34:50] Fensta/rizon i assume you will feel better in a while, dunno how long it will take but don' t make any major decisions when depressed, wait n see

[17:35:32] Fensta/rizon i've researched it zero

[17:35:43] Fensta/rizon there isn't really one

[17:35:52] Fensta/rizon no perfect way out

[17:36:24] Fensta/rizon lol mikoo

[17:36:59] Fensta/rizon life iunsurance pays on most things other than suicide

[17:37:43] Fensta/rizon there was a bunch of people from a small town in usa that all chopped off an arm to claim insurance

[17:37:57] Fensta/rizon the investigator noted "weird how they all cut off their left arm"

[17:38:14] Fensta/rizon "ccidentally"

[17:38:16] Fensta/rizon a

[17:38:34] Fensta/rizon ppl dont wanna cut off the hand they jack it with

[17:39:03] Fensta/rizon cya jax, hope shit improves for ya

[17:39:26] Fensta/rizon i plan on taking a heroin overdose when i'm old

[17:39:34] Fensta/rizon just cos i've always wanted to try it

[17:39:56] Fensta/rizon might as well try it on your deathbed or just before

[17:40:20] Fensta/rizon oook i'l be there with a video camera mikoo

[17:40:29] Fensta/rizon that will be some niche porn :)

[17:40:55] Fensta/rizon you have strange friends btw

[17:42:12] Fensta/rizon an episode of CSI had some dude try to do what you are saying Zero. He tied a gun to some helium balloons and shot himself in the head. the balloons took the gun away from the scene so it would look like murder, not suicide

[17:42:16] Fensta/rizon but they found the gun :/

[17:42:45] Fensta/rizon electrocution works

[17:42:51] Fensta/rizon easy to die in the home

[17:43:07] Fensta/rizon yeh it's not ideal

[17:43:20] Fensta/rizon lol spike

[17:43:41] Fensta/rizon cut your break line

[17:43:47] Fensta/rizon drive into whatever you want

[17:43:52] Fensta/rizon will look like the car failed

[17:44:28] Fensta/rizon how much money you need not to die ?

[17:44:35] Fensta/rizon like would a few thousand do it

[17:44:59] Fensta/rizon it is for some ppl , lots kill themselves because of debt

[17:45:47] Fensta/rizon life is hard no doubt, would medication help you?

[17:46:08] Fensta/rizon jesus died at 32, he got lucky

[17:46:13] Fensta/rizon bailed out early

[17:46:44] Fensta/rizon never thought i'd live past 30, just had an instinct i'd die young. i'm fuckin 52 now, it's shit

[17:47:08] Fensta/rizon life will make u live till 100 just to be annoyin

[17:47:45] Fensta/rizon luckily for jesus, the life after death is utter bullshit and he didnt rise again

[17:47:50] Fensta/rizon unless ur a religious lunatic

[17:48:14] Fensta/rizon thats so metal

[17:48:41] Fensta/rizon jesus was doing devil horns on the cross

[17:48:47] Fensta/rizon \m/

[17:50:49] Fensta/rizon join the army, you'll be dead quickly

[17:51:43] Fensta/rizon can do suicide painless, but its hard to make it look like an accident

[17:52:31] Fensta/rizon do you have the balls to step off a tall building , it's mad hard if you over think it

[17:52:49] Fensta/rizon natural survival instinct kicks in , afraid of heights etc

[17:53:18] Fensta/rizon your insurance policy sure sounds fussy

[17:53:44] Fensta/rizon you could o/d on heroin / fent in england and the insurance would pay out

[17:53:52] Fensta/rizon maybe move to england to do it

[17:54:22] Fensta/rizon i hear that but i'm sure they pay out on anythin other than obvious suicide

[17:54:40] Fensta/rizon overdose on heroin isn't suicide here, it's an accident

[17:54:50] Fensta/rizon i think

[17:55:22] Fensta/rizon well , how would they know u did it intentionally

[17:56:24] Fensta/rizon 600k is enough :P

[17:56:33] Fensta/rizon greedy

[17:57:12] Fensta/rizon 600 is plenty unless you want them to live in bel air

[17:58:30] Fensta/rizon go to compton and shout "niggers!" at the top of your voice

[17:59:12] Fensta/rizon if you are white, it should result in you being murdered

[17:59:17] Fensta/rizon if yours black, wouldnt work

[17:59:31] Fensta/rizon ok forget that then

[17:59:48] Fensta/rizon goto prison and call the biggest baddest person a pussy

[18:00:02] Fensta/rizon next day ur neck is cut

[18:00:16] Fensta/rizon lol mikko

[18:00:21] Fensta/rizon thats a bit extreme

[18:00:38] Fensta/rizon no shit h4 :)

[18:01:24] Fensta/rizon move to sweden and get killed by a male reindeer in mating season

[18:01:46] Fensta/rizon it would be nature man

[18:03:44] Fensta/rizon well , this conversation is depressing

[18:04:06] Fensta/rizon i'm on the highest dose of anti depressants, they dont work :P

[18:04:24] Fensta/rizon curiously that doesnt help me zero

[18:04:43] Fensta/rizon ok now its annoying, stop it :)

[18:04:53] Fensta/rizon ty :)

[18:05:32] Fensta/rizon lol aye , think was aimed at you

[18:06:21] Fensta/rizon ya never hate someone as much as one you loved

[18:06:36] Fensta/rizon good movie zero, i dug it a lot

[18:07:02] Fensta/rizon don't listen to mikoolo he's clearly a hentai fan

[18:07:50] Fensta/rizon i fear your wank sessions mikooo

[18:07:56] Fensta/rizon fear of the dark

[18:08:57] Fensta/rizon as an adult , i don';t get it

[18:09:05] Fensta/rizon when young , i prolly woulda got a boner

[18:09:55] Fensta/rizon the trick is to wait for someone else to click it , let them need to bleach their brain and save your own

[18:10:07] Fensta/rizon that's standard pankakes

[18:10:19] Fensta/rizon been there, done that

[18:10:28] Fensta/rizon ;)

[18:10:33] Fensta/rizon you aint got big enough tits

[18:10:38] Fensta/rizon i wouldn't do ya

[18:10:51] Fensta/rizon sooooo

[18:11:02] Fensta/rizon i dont mind old, i am

[18:11:12] Fensta/rizon but i like chubby women

[18:11:39] Fensta/rizon u have the porn pics h4 ?

[18:11:54] Fensta/rizon you weirdo spike

[18:12:42] Fensta/rizon its not an insult, i find women that aren't skinny really attractive

[18:12:52] Fensta/rizon its quicker to type chubby tho

[18:13:29] Fensta/rizon eat !

[18:13:45] Fensta/rizon i insist nobody in this channel is allowed to be thin/ skinny

[18:14:22] Fensta/rizon thick thighs are goooood

[18:14:49] Fensta/rizon when you say hate you mean love, its ok, we understand

[18:15:16] Fensta/rizon lol h4 , you are smooth with women

[18:15:35] Fensta/rizon yeh

[18:15:47] Fensta/rizon bbw .....

[18:16:50] Fensta/rizon hate changing sheets, makes me hot n bothered

[18:17:06] Fensta/rizon yeh its a chore man

[18:17:12] Fensta/rizon the duvet part

[18:18:13] Fensta/rizon try using a vacuum cleaner syndus, not your bare hands.....

[18:19:04] Fensta/rizon get a new job man

[18:19:36] Fensta/rizon that sounds like innuendo barbie.......

[18:19:47] Fensta/rizon maybe english humour :/

[18:20:14] Fensta/rizon haha ooooooo k

[18:21:08] Fensta/rizon only did that with skyrim

[18:22:04] Fensta/rizon you are definitely ocd or a plushy carpet perv

[18:22:16] Fensta/rizon the smell of new carpet on the other hand.......

[18:22:19] Fensta/rizon niiiiiiice

[18:23:13] Fensta/rizon should be cheap , who the fuck would wanna live in that cold place

[18:23:34] Fensta/rizon hehe yeh, pays more

[18:24:20] Fensta/rizon are you a vampire

[18:24:29] Fensta/rizon blood stuff isnt it ?

[18:24:56] Fensta/rizon :[....

[18:25:33] Fensta/rizon the sun burns his skin

[18:26:27] Fensta/rizon the perfect mix for a vampire

[18:26:35] Fensta/rizon a french or italian accent

[18:26:46] Fensta/rizon to seduce women

[18:28:45] Fensta/rizon looks like my old skyrim

[18:28:57] Fensta/rizon had a 100+ mods running on it

[18:29:30] Fensta/rizon i dont play skyrim or any pc games anymore tho :P

[18:36:18] Fensta/rizon amen to potatoes

[18:36:25] Fensta/rizon all hail

[18:53:03] Fensta/rizon i dont need your civil war, it feeds the rich whilst it buries the poor

[18:54:07] Fensta/rizon thats the only ver :)

[18:55:21] Fensta/rizon wtf are you on about, beatles didn't write this :)

[18:59:33] Fensta/rizon elloo

[19:08:57] Fensta/rizon this sure beats the earlier conversations

[19:09:19] Fensta/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYKVcHrVr0

[19:09:24] Fensta/rizon \m/

[19:11:50] Fensta/rizon american shit

[19:12:10] Fensta/rizon live somewhere else, it's less stupid

[19:12:25] Fensta/rizon no you're not , you're hawaiin :P

[19:12:31] Fensta/rizon thats much cooler

[19:13:04] Fensta/rizon :)

[19:13:28] Fensta/rizon there aint much else worse

[19:13:49] Fensta/rizon funny bone on elbow comes close, hate that feeling when ya bang it on somethin

[19:14:57] Fensta/rizon yeehaw

[19:15:25] Fensta/rizon the cowboy hats are bad enough

[19:15:46] Fensta/rizon i liked florida when it travelled around it

[19:15:53] Fensta/rizon it=i

[19:17:34] Fensta/rizon i really liked fort myers, rented a house on the beachfront. real chilled place

[19:18:15] Fensta/rizon rip

[19:18:33] Fensta/rizon why is butter so expensive

[19:18:51] Fensta/rizon :)

[19:19:14] Fensta/rizon ello computey tech

[19:19:30] Fensta/rizon it's definitely whiny day

[19:20:01] Fensta/rizon thats a long time to be eating, you fat fucker

[19:22:33] Fensta/rizon you haven't been doing IRC properly if you aren't tired as fuck

[19:22:47] Fensta/rizon eyes should be stinging

[19:23:54] Fensta/rizon maybe that only happens to stoned people...

[19:24:42] Fensta/rizon :P

[19:36:23] Fensta/rizon i thought i was ComputerTech's girlfriend :(

[19:36:45] Fensta/rizon \o

[19:48:32] Fensta/rizon agreed

[19:48:52] Fensta/rizon u lightweight deadly

[19:49:04] Fensta/rizon drugs make you cool

[19:49:44] Fensta/rizon they needy your money

[19:50:26] Fensta/rizon women need sex too, dont make out like it's only us who want it

[19:50:39] Fensta/rizon pesky women

[19:51:02] Fensta/rizon they are fiendish

[19:53:19] Fensta/rizon cam girl ?

[19:54:34] Fensta/rizon i find salvation in alcohol, try it

[19:55:54] Fensta/rizon don't diss the fat ones, curves

[19:57:00] Fensta/rizon cry into this small jar so i can sell those tears to someone who gives a fuck

[19:57:39] Fensta/rizon .kick pankakes don't mention that shit time of year ,it's over

[19:57:54] Fensta/rizon tis like pankakes

[19:58:18] Fensta/rizon has tits like pankakes

[19:58:47] Fensta/rizon i doubt it pankakes :)

[19:59:31] Fensta/rizon or steal em from a graveyard

[20:54:33] Fensta/rizon you gotta think outside the box to get inside the box

[20:54:50] Fensta/rizon ...

[20:56:59] Fensta/rizon not that there's anything wrong with that

[21:13:17] Fensta/rizon welcome my son, welcome to the......

[21:19:32] Fensta/rizon sooo

[21:20:59] Fensta/rizon are you being forced to listen to status quo ? cruel punishment

[21:28:26] Fensta/rizon gnite ya big girls blouse

[21:28:28] Fensta/rizon doh

[21:30:23] Fensta/rizon is that the jared leto band song pankakes

[21:30:30] Fensta/rizon sounds familiar

[21:30:43] Fensta/rizon thats it :)

[21:30:53] Fensta/rizon good song

[21:33:07] Fensta/rizon do not attempt anything, it's too much fuckin effort

[21:45:47] Fensta/rizon why have you !

[21:45:50] Fensta/rizon in your heart

[22:03:34] Fensta/rizon it's all shit compared to a cheeseburger

[22:04:21] Fensta/rizon booo, give me a decent one instead

[22:05:03] Fensta/rizon everywhere else is nicer than mc d's

[22:05:41] Fensta/rizon fair enough :P

[22:06:03] Fensta/rizon can you ban yourself from this channel.....

[22:06:19] Fensta/rizon grrr :)

[22:07:01] Fensta/rizon i wish for peace n happiness to everyone on the planet

[22:07:38] Fensta/rizon ii wanted to wish for a ferrari but decided not to be selfish

[22:08:11] Fensta/rizon arnold didnt like it in total recall, his face nearly exploded

[22:10:11] Fensta/rizon ty, i'll add it to my cider :)

[22:10:51] Fensta/rizon original gold

[22:11:05] Fensta/rizon strongbow

[22:11:16] Fensta/rizon rub your own lamp u perv

[22:12:19] Fensta/rizon oh how it burns

[22:17:47] Fensta/rizon Psycho and Psychic are 2 different things Barbie

[22:18:26] Fensta/rizon or The Rapist without Therapist

[22:19:02] Fensta/rizon if they are human, they are crazy

[22:19:11] Fensta/rizon nobody gets out of this shit alive

[22:20:03] Fensta/rizon i have a cunning plan.....

[22:25:19] Fensta/rizon hate my case, it's so fiddly

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