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Thursday, January 25, 2024
[08:02:25] Sander/rizon quick, look to your left
[08:02:31] Sander/rizon what’s the first thing you see?
[08:22:09] Sander/rizon Coffee with whisky?
[08:23:29] Sander/rizon no I still have to drive later on ;(
[09:48:03] Sander/rizon why is it always hitmen and never hitwomen
[09:48:10] Sander/rizon come on pankakes do your bit
[09:48:53] Sander/rizon see if everybody thinks the way you do, a hitwoman would never be suspected of anything
[09:49:18] Sander/rizon she could just waltz in somewhere, murder them in cold blood, then walk back out without arousing any suspoc
[09:49:25] Sander/rizon suspicion*
[09:49:36] Sander/rizon thought autocorrect was going to save me there but it didn’t :(
[09:50:38] Sander/rizon so you are a furry?
[09:50:45] Sander/rizon sexy ducks… smh
[09:50:57] Sander/rizon you stfu
[09:51:03] Sander/rizon I’m talking to GrungeBarbie
[09:51:59] Sander/rizon there are also fats on irc
[09:52:55] Sander/rizon by count or by mass?
[09:55:02] Sander/rizon also why are you only talking about women? Irish666 says he used to be fat and now he’s doing ultramarathons and triathlons
[11:24:50] Sander/rizon I want a big-ass RV when I am of retirement age
[11:25:02] Sander/rizon like mid-fifties
[11:26:47] Sander/rizon no no I’ll be fine
[11:30:42] Sander/rizon Mortgage is paid off by the time I’m 58 if not sooner, my investment account grew nearly 20% last year, I’m due for another promotion (meeting scheduled for this afternoon). If I want to retire @ 55 we could sell the house, pay pack what little mortgage there is left, use that money to buy an RV and then tour Europe until we die. Use the
[11:30:42] Sander/rizon investment money to fix the gap to actual retirement and done ✅
[11:31:05] Sander/rizon don’t let your dreams be dreams
[11:32:14] Sander/rizon I am!
[11:33:59] Sander/rizon there are Americans here, statistically speaking they live paycheck to paycheck
[11:35:43] Sander/rizon the other idea I had if I have to change my retirement plans is to just liquidate my assets @ death, put it all in a fund that tracks MSCI World for a hundred years and then distribute the wealth to my grand grand children
[11:36:41] Sander/rizon even if it’s only € 100k EUR that’ll be € 135m after 100 years
[11:37:04] Sander/rizon and that’s counting on 5% growth and 2.5% dividend yield
[11:37:29] Sander/rizon I don’t, yet
[11:37:47] Sander/rizon nope
[11:38:10] Sander/rizon first honeymoon, then a dog, then kids (with the wife)
[11:38:24] Sander/rizon no cats
[11:38:38] Sander/rizon lol wez
[11:38:51] Sander/rizon not tonight, wife’s in Madrid for work :(
[11:40:09] Sander/rizon hello home, I am Sander
[11:40:45] Sander/rizon how do you do my friend
[11:41:10] Sander/rizon that’s good
[11:41:16] Sander/rizon I am also breathing and mobile
[11:41:41] Sander/rizon and in mobility chairs
[11:44:28] Sander/rizon those are definitely some pankakes
[11:44:46] Sander/rizon you click TikTok links?
[11:45:13] Sander/rizon I’m not sure if she’s capable of that
[11:48:35] Sander/rizon great Mikoolo, the sooner we can leave TikTok behind us the better
[11:49:57] Sander/rizon Ham planets usually have moons orbiting them :(
[12:51:00] Sander/rizon <&Mikoolo> I wonder if theres a dating app for pirates >> there is, it’s called Tindarrrrrr
[12:51:20] Sander/rizon and Grindarrrrr for gay pirates
[12:53:48] Sander/rizon wez: ??
[12:54:35] Sander/rizon Idk :(
[12:54:54] Sander/rizon nee jouw zus
[18:59:10] Sander/rizon howdy
[19:04:33] Sander/rizon I thought it was going to be another dead cat picture
[19:04:39] Sander/rizon with GrungeBarbie you never know
[19:10:21] Sander/rizon which borders do you want to dispute, HelderHeid?
[19:13:16] Sander/rizon oh wow
[19:13:18] Sander/rizon your toe?
[19:13:25] Sander/rizon that's horrible
[19:13:36] Sander/rizon who would wish something like that upon another human being?
[19:14:02] Sander/rizon either
[19:14:25] Sander/rizon I've heard that in Texas cold weather makes the electric grid stop working
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