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[17:29:47] Zero/rizon My wife was no longer receiving bonding benefits from work

[17:29:48] Zero/rizon Didn't know that

[17:29:51] Zero/rizon She quit her job also

[17:30:00] Zero/rizon She's going to transition into in home support services for my uncle

[17:30:06] Zero/rizon It pays like $4700/mo with no taxes

[17:30:14] Zero/rizon But that process isn't done yet

[17:30:20] Zero/rizon So broke cuz I'm paying for everything

[17:31:19] Zero/rizon yea its less than what I make but would still be game changing

[17:31:26] Zero/rizon She could pay our rent and both our car notes

[17:31:49] Zero/rizon She's mentally unstable, if I killed myself she'd probably kill herself too

[17:31:52] Zero/rizon Or go into deep deep depression

[17:32:08] Zero/rizon She never wants to entertain the conversation "What if we broke up"

[17:32:22] Zero/rizon She does not believe there are more fish in the sea

[17:32:44] Zero/rizon We'd send my daughter to my sister

[17:32:50] Zero/rizon I made my sister my backup for my life insurance

[17:33:00] Zero/rizon If I make it look like an accident, she'll get something like $1.6m

[17:33:09] Zero/rizon How do I make a shotgun look like an accident hmmm

[17:33:29] Zero/rizon Drowning can always look like an accident but that shit's too painful for me

[17:33:35] Zero/rizon I wanted to go with shotgun because it's quick and painless

[17:33:51] Zero/rizon Nah I don't think accidental death insurance covers death by misadventure

[17:34:06] Zero/rizon That's still death by misadventure

[17:34:12] Zero/rizon And therefore probably wouldn't be covered

[17:34:13] Zero/rizon hi Hotties

[17:35:00] Zero/rizon Hotties: Broke

[17:35:13] Zero/rizon I want a painless way out that would look like an accident

[17:35:28] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: Death isn't guaranteed and probably not painless

[17:36:04] Zero/rizon I make too much to be broke it actually makes no sense to me

[17:36:08] Zero/rizon I should sell my investments

[17:36:13] Zero/rizon But I won't

[17:36:29] Zero/rizon Pretty sure homicide isn't covered by accidental death insurance

[17:36:35] Zero/rizon Whether it was an accident or not

[17:36:57] Zero/rizon Mine itw

[17:36:59] Zero/rizon btw

[17:37:04] Zero/rizon Is accidental death & dismemberment

[17:37:11] Zero/rizon So I could lose an arm and also get a payout

[17:37:24] Zero/rizon I don't want to live without my limbs tho

[17:37:39] Zero/rizon I like walking

[17:37:51] Zero/rizon Well

[17:37:55] Zero/rizon It's accidental dismemberment

[17:37:59] Zero/rizon So it would need to be an accident obv

[17:38:37] Zero/rizon I wanted to die while high but I feel like if I get high and die in any accident, they'll use drugs in my system as an excuse to not pay out

[17:38:53] Zero/rizon I'd totally die of a fentynl overdose

[17:38:56] Zero/rizon Just to see what it's like

[17:39:02] Zero/rizon Can't spell GOD without OD

[17:40:12] Zero/rizon You don't want to live til 90?

[17:41:14] Zero/rizon esjay: What's the best way for me to kill myself and make it look like an accident

[17:41:22] Zero/rizon I think we've already settled on death by misadventure being out

[17:41:29] Zero/rizon Since I don't think AD&D insurance will pay out for that kind of accident

[17:41:57] Zero/rizon But it also can't be painful

[17:42:00] Zero/rizon That sounds painful as fuck

[17:42:18] Zero/rizon If she'll have you

[17:42:32] Zero/rizon Maybe I can accidentally slip off of a bridge

[17:42:43] Zero/rizon But how the fuck do I make that look like an accident and not like negligence

[17:42:47] Zero/rizon I'll have to slip cartoon style

[17:42:52] Zero/rizon And stumble

[17:43:01] Zero/rizon Electrocution is also painful and death is not guaranteed

[17:43:11] Zero/rizon Higher voltage electrocution would be death by misadventure

[17:43:17] Zero/rizon Since I'd have to be somewhere I shouldn't e

[17:43:19] Zero/rizon be*

[17:43:32] Zero/rizon Driving off a cliff

[17:43:36] Zero/rizon Doesn't guarantee immediate death

[17:43:36] Zero/rizon damnit

[17:43:53] Zero/rizon esjay: Because it is my human right to die

[17:44:13] Zero/rizon .kb mikoolo

[17:44:22] Zero/rizon [09:44] -Rizon- Mikoolo matches an except on #computertech and cannot be banned until the except have been removed.

[17:44:39] Zero/rizon esjay: Why does everyone assume a single thing drives a desire to die

[17:44:51] Zero/rizon Perhaps one has completed everything they wanted to accomplish in life

[17:44:55] Zero/rizon And are now ready to go

[17:45:06] Zero/rizon I have reproduced

[17:45:13] Zero/rizon I made lots of friends

[17:45:23] Zero/rizon My legacy will live on through them all

[17:45:32] Zero/rizon What type of behavior

[17:45:40] Zero/rizon I should die at my peak

[17:45:47] Zero/rizon I'm at my peak!

[17:45:58] Zero/rizon My peak!

[17:46:05] Zero/rizon Dying at 35 is the cool thing to do these days

[17:46:13] Zero/rizon ^

[17:46:28] Zero/rizon The homeboy Jesus was even younger than me

[17:47:35] Zero/rizon esjay: He 100% had a choice

[17:47:54] Zero/rizon Remember "one of you will betray me"

[17:47:59] Zero/rizon He knew his death was imminent

[17:50:39] Zero/rizon Death by misadventure

[17:50:46] Zero/rizon Basically a risk taken voluntarily

[17:50:56] Zero/rizon The risk being that I did not confirm the gun was empty before cleaning it

[17:51:40] Zero/rizon Falling from a high place is the only way I can think to do it

[17:51:56] Zero/rizon A high place where people are allowed to be

[17:52:23] Zero/rizon True

[17:52:27] Zero/rizon I was thinking of sky terraces

[17:52:30] Zero/rizon On top of sky scrapers

[17:52:39] Zero/rizon But those all have super tall plexiglass

[17:52:52] Zero/rizon I can't have drugs in my system

[17:52:58] Zero/rizon That'll probably disqualify me immediately

[17:53:16] Zero/rizon I think having drugs in your system and then dying by accident will make it death by misadventure regardless of the means

[17:53:47] Zero/rizon Life insurance and AD&D insurance is the same globally

[17:53:48] Zero/rizon lol

[17:53:54] Zero/rizon They all will do anything in their power to not pay out

[17:54:04] Zero/rizon It's not an American thing

[17:54:19] Zero/rizon I don't know of any countries that have life insurance that will pay out for a suicide, for example

[17:54:38] Zero/rizon Death by misadventure is seen in the same bucket as suicide

[17:54:51] Zero/rizon While your death wasn't intentional, you did nothing to prevent it

[17:55:03] Zero/rizon Overdose on heroin isn't suicide anywhere unless you do it intentionally

[17:55:07] Zero/rizon It's death by misadventure

[17:55:28] Zero/rizon Keep in mind

[17:55:36] Zero/rizon Life insurance will pay out for death by misadventure

[17:55:45] Zero/rizon But accidental death & dismemberment will not

[17:55:49] Zero/rizon That's the important part!

[17:56:03] Zero/rizon I think my life insurance is only like $600k

[17:56:08] Zero/rizon But my AD&D is over $1m

[17:56:18] Zero/rizon The goal is to get both

[17:56:47] Zero/rizon Obv the goal is to leave my family with as much as possible

[17:56:49] Zero/rizon So they're well taken care of

[17:56:54] Zero/rizon $600k not enough

[17:56:59] Zero/rizon That's like a shitty house around here

[17:57:28] Zero/rizon bel air you're looking at like 30m+

[17:57:30] Zero/rizon pls

[17:57:45] Zero/rizon I just saw a 1 bed 1 bath listed up the street for $860k

[17:58:12] Zero/rizon Yes

[17:58:13] Zero/rizon LA

[17:58:51] Zero/rizon How would that work

[17:59:13] Zero/rizon Gangs aren't really a thing like they were in the 90s

[17:59:19] Zero/rizon Fensta: >if you were white

[17:59:24] Zero/rizon I am not white

[17:59:56] Zero/rizon I'm black

[18:00:02] Zero/rizon A.) Not an accident

[18:00:06] Zero/rizon B.) Not painless

[18:00:25] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: AD&D wouldn't cover that

[18:00:26] Zero/rizon That's illness

[18:02:58] Zero/rizon I've already said of a way I can

[18:03:01] Zero/rizon Falling from a high place

[18:03:04] Zero/rizon Where people are allowed to be

[18:03:17] Zero/rizon Like a mountain road

[18:03:28] Zero/rizon I'll tell someone to drive a little erradically around the corner

[18:03:31] Zero/rizon And I'll dive out of the way

[18:03:33] Zero/rizon Right off of a cliff

[18:03:34] Zero/rizon Head first

[18:03:45] Zero/rizon I have a script that will do that

[18:03:50] Zero/rizon Stop being depressed

[18:06:16] Zero/rizon What did you guys think of Alita Battle Angel

[18:06:20] Zero/rizon The live action movie

[18:06:50] Zero/rizon .kb Mikoolo

[18:07:33] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: It was pretty good

[18:07:43] Zero/rizon One of the better live action anime movies

[18:08:31] Zero/rizon .yt anime thighs

[18:08:36] Zero/rizon ^

[18:09:26] Zero/rizon weeaboos?

[18:09:28] Zero/rizon filthy frank?

[18:09:50] Zero/rizon Disregard Spike

[18:09:56] Zero/rizon Porn is a nice supplement to geetting laid

[18:10:06] Zero/rizon Also make porn while you're getting laid

[18:10:48] Zero/rizon Spike what are you some kind of asexual demipandemic biowhale

[18:11:39] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: It hurts to think about whether he was conscious at any point after that accident

[18:11:46] Zero/rizon Before he died

[18:12:52] Zero/rizon Yes Mikoolo

[18:13:04] Zero/rizon The fact that they put an IV in him and an oxygen mask

[18:13:07] Zero/rizon Fuckin kill me now

[18:13:08] Zero/rizon ffs

[18:13:41] Zero/rizon I would have liked to see his insides

[18:13:44] Zero/rizon Like x-ray him

[18:13:49] Zero/rizon What did that pole do to them

[18:14:11] Zero/rizon no fat chicks

[18:37:28] Zero/rizon https://abc7news.com/scott-wiener-speed-governors-pedestrian-safety-california-bills-streets-safer/14356386/

[19:04:19] Zero/rizon not wrong

[19:47:15] Zero/rizon Do any of you ahve starbound

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