Saturday, January 27, 2024
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn11.358s, which makes you a total of 15 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Prob a fake duck that some asshole put out there just to mess with you.
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slim/rizon
I'm trying to find a good series to watch on netflix
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slim/rizon
I'm just been browsing for like the last hour
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 10.53s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 7/7 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 4.225s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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slim/rizon
Not available on my Netflix lol
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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Angel/rizon
PapaFrog meant to say: Stranger Things?
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slim/rizon
Cool I will give this a watch
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 7.044s, which makes you a total of 245 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find an extra bullet !
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 7 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 16 (duck disassembler).
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > You throw a bucket of water on ComputerTech in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of ComputerTech's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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DuckHunt/rizon
slim > You throw a handful of sand in ComputerTech's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of his gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 5 (member of the Comitee Against Ducks).
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 5s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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PapaFrog/rizon
GrungeBarbie: I hope they put you back together.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You throw a bucket of water on ADMIRAL_HUBRIS in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought dry clothes in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 48.563s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 6/6 | Chargers: 4/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/5 | Chargers: 5/5
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You throw a bucket of water on ADMIRAL_HUBRIS in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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wez/rizon
You don't know how you are? Are you feeling numb? shortness of breath? any pain in your left arm?
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DuckHunt/rizon
Spike > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 16.259s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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wez/rizon
I had ducks once, but then a fox came along :(
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wez/rizon
prussian: yum, what drink?
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powermail/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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wez/rizon
Going to brave he outside and walk to the hardware shop to buy some storage baskets
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wez/rizon
I had mexican last night
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wez/rizon
prawn dumplings for breaky / brunch (it's 11:52 AM here)
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wez/rizon
TheFatherMind: solent green?
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wez/rizon
Neo_Nemesis: Can you fix DuckHunt?
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wez/rizon
TheFatherMind: Of the duck kind only
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wez/rizon
Peorth: Can you do it then?
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > *BOOM* You shot down one of the ducks in 2mn34.645s, which makes you a total of 246 ducks on #computertech. You are promoted to level 17 (duck demolisher). \_X< *KWAK* [17 xp] [four-leaf clover]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 3.295s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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Peorth/rizon
I think the chucklefucks doing !bef all the time are hilarious
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wez/rizon
I had Gin and tonics last night
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wez/rizon
I stopped at 2 though, then drunk single malt scotch whisky
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wez/rizon
Neo_Nemesis: ssh DuckHunt; sudo apt-get install pyduck
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Jax/rizon
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wez/rizon
Anastasius: According to Rick and Morty, they do
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wez/rizon
prussian: Yo sound like ComputerTech now
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Ronin/rizon
I wish I would have been doing jumping lunges sooner
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Ronin/rizon
My leg muscles feel the difference
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\g/rizon
what's a jumping lunge
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 1mn25.875s, which makes you a total of 18 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
GrungeBarbie > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a hunting magazine. Reading it makes you gain 10 xp points ! [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
Anastasius > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 8/10 | Chargers: 2/2
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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CoolKevin/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
The top duck(s) are: thefathermind with 10397 xp | admiral_hubris with 8045 xp | peorth with 4952 xp | h4 with 4051 xp | wez with 1742 xp
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 5.311s, which makes you a total of 300 ducks (including 32 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [64 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You throw a handful of sand in foxy's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, but his weapon was lubricated and the sand had no effect.
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DuckHunt/rizon
prussian > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 37.122s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
[Duck Hunt] Purchasable items: 1- Extra bullet (7 xp) | 2- Extra clip (20 xp) | 3- AP ammo (15 xp) | 4- Explosive ammo (25 xp) | 5- Repurchase confiscated gun (40 xp) | 6- Grease (8 xp) | 7- Sight (6 xp) | 8- Infrared detector (15 xp) | 9- Silencer (5 xp) | 10- Four-leaf clover (13 xp) | 11- Sunglasses (5 xp) | 12- Spare clothes (7 xp) |
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DuckHunt/rizon
(7 xp) | 15- Handful of sand (7 xp) | 16- Water bucket (10 xp) | 17- Sabotage (14 xp) | 18- Life insurance (10 xp) | 19- Liability insurance (5 xp) | 20- Decoy (80 xp) | 21- Piece of bread (50 xp) | 22- Ducks detector (50 xp) | 23- Mechanical duck (50 xp) | Syntax: !shop [id [target]]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of foxy's gun in exchange for 14 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You buy a gun brush and restore your weapon condition in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
becomes foxy's friend and ally
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esjay/rizon
h4, I supervise a pharmacy, kait doesn't look like any of my employees
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phonekait/rizon
Lol. I have that asshat on ignore due to his bullshit. With my work load and it being almost 2.5 months until my wedding, my stress is at 25/10 and my tolerance for petty immature bullshit is -90000/10.
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phonekait/rizon
I'm 36 years old. I got no tolerance for his bullshit and his obsession with me. It's creepy, pathetic, and just downright absurd at this point.
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esjay/rizon
&h4 in #computertech on Rizon 3 hours ago
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esjay/rizon
esjay: would you care to tell your friend phonekait then to stop insulting ComputerTech out of nowhere for no apparent reason
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phonekait/rizon
Not that it's any of his business, but CT lets me.
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phonekait/rizon
If he doesn't like what I say/do, then he's free to ignore me or mentally ignore me.
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phonekait/rizon
If CT tells me to stop or he doesn't like something I say, he can tell me himself. Plain and simple.
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foxy/rizon
ct is afraid to say anything
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foxy/rizon
he doesn't like to upset people even when the joke is horrible
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foxy/rizon
but calling him sheepfucker and virgin is getting quite old
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phonekait/rizon
He usually talks to me in PM if I say something he doesn't like.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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phonekait/rizon
He makes fun of me for being a cat lady, so it's fair imo.
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esjay/rizon
I'm watching anime with my SO, so settle things without me
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TheFatherMind/rizon
In my channels we have a simple rule.. "No degrading names". It is a rule I mostly follow in life too.
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TheFatherMind/rizon
Calling someone a virgin and a sheep fucker is a far cry from "cat lady".. I call my wife that all the time. it is a COMPLIMENT!
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phonekait/rizon
Just like Mikoolo saying he gets fucked by the sheep. It's a joke.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Peorth > *BANG* You shot down a mechanical duck in 3mn13.651s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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Angel/rizon
Peorth meant to say: esjay u weeb
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herald/rizon
looks at Peorth
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Syndus/rizon
hides in a phone booth
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phonekait/rizon
shows Syndus the NJ state bird
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Amiga600
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[TechNet]
set mode +qo Amiga600 Amiga600
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube The Weeknd - Save Your Tears (slowed to perfection + reverb) :: (04:09) :: Views 1,523,340 :: Rating [+] 18,969 likes [+] 18,969 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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DuckHunt/rizon
nj > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 11.181s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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rosalind/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > h4's gun has already been sabotaged.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Your purchase made you go back to level 17 (duck demolisher).
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PapaFrog/rizon
wow... You know Johnny Dep well enough to watch movies with him?
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DuckHunt/rizon
Neo_Nemesis > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn. Your purchase made you go back to level 16 (duck disassembler).
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slim/rizon
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slim/rizon
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Internets/rizon
:: YouTube Imperial Teen Yoo Hoo :: (03:31) :: Views 469,495 :: Rating [+] 5,904 likes [+] 5,904 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::
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ADMIRAL_HUBRIS/rizon
GrungeBarbie didn't cover their face whilst out in the cold weather?
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DuckHunt/rizon
*PEWWW* foxy's bullet ricochetes on dfii^, thanks to his deflection modifier of 51%. [missed: -1 xp] [accident: -6 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident]
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > *BOOM* You shot down the mechanical duck in 10.91s. This fake duck has been offered by Neo_Nemesis. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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DuckHunt/rizon
foxy > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of TheFatherMind's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 15 (duck flattener).
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's gun in exchange for 14 xp points.
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GrungeBarbie/rizon
wow trying to eat an m&m when your tongue and lips are numb is impossible.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You just bought sunglasses in exchange for 5 xp points. These glasses protect you against the dazzling effect of the mirror for 24h.
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > TheFatherMind is already bedazzled.
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DuckHunt/rizon
Your purchase made you go back to level 39 (serial duck killer).
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DuckHunt/rizon
ADMIRAL_HUBRIS > You buy a gun brush and restore your weapon condition in exchange for 7 xp points.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of ADMIRAL_HUBRIS's gun in exchange for 14 xp points.
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vk2bio/rizon
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/9 | Chargers: 3/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 9/9 | Chargers: 2/3
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the mechanical duck in 10.789s. This fake duck has been offered by TheFatherMind. \_X< *BZZzZzt*
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TheFatherMind/rizon
chuckles quietly to himself.
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn.
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vk2bio/rizon
some people just want to watch the world burn
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esjay/rizon
Some people should be euthanized
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vk2bio/rizon
i get up to make a cup of tea, come back and you guys are talking about murdering the server admin
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DuckHunt/rizon
vk2bio > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 26.509s, which makes you a total of 41 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You buy a mechanical duck in exchange for 50 xp points, then you program it to take off in exactly 10mn. Your purchase made you go back to level 40 (duck genocider).
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 5.085s, which makes you a total of 103 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.
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DuckHunt/rizon
phish > You throw a bucket of water on thefathermind in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).
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DuckHunt/rizon
TheFatherMind > You just bought dry clothes in exchange for 7 xp points.
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esjay/rizon
vk2bio; I could joke about shitting in his mouth while he's sleeping and his response would just be 'wtf lol'
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TheFatherMind/rizon
That was the first gross picture I ever saw on the internet. It is unfortunatally burned into my mind.