IRC Driven

[08:33:59] Mikoolo/rizon h4, IO think Panik is in love with you.

[08:34:02] Mikoolo/rizon I *

[08:40:22] Mikoolo/rizon I think that vhost is a reminder to him after our roasting of him.

[08:40:53] Mikoolo/rizon He ain't a very good judge of character.

[08:41:12] Mikoolo/rizon He probably sees someone for a few hours that makes to him, funny jokes, and he goes "I NEED THEM!".

[08:41:34] Mikoolo/rizon It's more special to have halfop in here than anything else.

[08:42:13] Mikoolo/rizon He's also after quantity not quality.

[08:42:25] Mikoolo/rizon He thinks a big channel is more attractive than a active one.

[08:42:57] Mikoolo/rizon It was self inflicted, ComputerTech.

[08:43:17] Mikoolo/rizon No

[08:43:39] Mikoolo/rizon 90% of this channel is like paid followers on twitter or youtube, h4.

[08:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon He gets paid extra, h4.

[08:44:45] Mikoolo/rizon Saphir

[08:45:48] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, is ashamed to be ~ in his own channel, h4.

[08:46:08] Mikoolo/rizon No

[08:46:16] Mikoolo/rizon You just want access to my brain power.

[08:48:12] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I got a great idea!

[08:48:33] Mikoolo/rizon I'm making them talk, ComputerTech!

[08:49:01] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[08:49:24] Mikoolo/rizon yw

[08:49:42] Mikoolo/rizon Look again, ComputerTech.

[08:49:53] Mikoolo/rizon [09:49:14] <ComputerTech> .voice Ice`

[08:49:54] Mikoolo/rizon [09:49:14] * Mikoolo sets mode: +v Ice`

[08:50:48] Mikoolo/rizon You got a shitty client that doesn't show user interactions, ComputerTech.

[08:52:12] Mikoolo/rizon He hates the french foxy. Ever since I started calling him french.

[08:53:19] Mikoolo/rizon I should get paid royalties for this, h4.

[08:54:59] Mikoolo/rizon He ain't sucking dick h4.

[08:56:06] Mikoolo/rizon It's not "The Red Mouthed Reindeer" ComputerTech.

[08:56:53] Mikoolo/rizon But he does share, ComputerTech.

[08:57:14] Mikoolo/rizon He shares feets, fists and foreheads.

[08:57:59] Mikoolo/rizon I ment it as "kicks, punches and headbutts" h4.

[08:59:17] Mikoolo/rizon h4's feet look like small mercedes benz's while pankakes's looks like two huge potatos with each with 5 small potatos attached to them, ComputerTech.

[08:59:19] Mikoolo/rizon Bye h4.

[09:01:57] Mikoolo/rizon Euuuuw.

[09:02:00] Mikoolo/rizon Noooooo!

[09:03:06] Mikoolo/rizon I thought about it but then I realized I wouldn't go unscathed out from it, foxy.

[09:04:22] Mikoolo/rizon ulna, do you wish to sue ComputerTech for sexual harassment? Theres a possibility for a 6 figure gbp case.

[09:04:54] Mikoolo/rizon I will take 10% as my fee, ulna.

[09:05:42] Mikoolo/rizon We should find more people that are willing to join in the case, ulna. We might get a bigger payout then.

[09:06:23] Mikoolo/rizon Cheetara reminds me of princess kitana

[09:06:35] Mikoolo/rizon The nick.

[09:06:38] Mikoolo/rizon eeuw

[09:07:12] Mikoolo/rizon Make sure he washes his hands first.

[09:19:26] Mikoolo/rizon I always knew you're gay, Syndus. Welcome out from the closet!

[09:19:54] Mikoolo/rizon You got gender dysphoria ComputerTech. I hope you're allowed to start transitioning soon.

[09:20:42] Mikoolo/rizon I got hairy moobs that I can flex.

[09:21:28] Mikoolo/rizon So you shave nothing with other words.

[09:21:43] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[09:21:52] Mikoolo/rizon You shave your butt crack.

[09:22:04] Mikoolo/rizon Thats pretty gay, ComputerTech.

[09:23:11] Mikoolo/rizon For when a nice looking handsome male comes over.

[09:23:46] Mikoolo/rizon Shaving your butt crack doesn't make your dick look larger tho.

[09:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon [10:21:52] <&Mikoolo> You shave your butt crack.

[09:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon [10:21:53] <@Syndus> Balla

[09:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon [10:22:04] <&Mikoolo> Thats pretty gay, ComputerTech.

[09:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon [10:22:50] <~ComputerTech> lol fuck no

[09:24:15] Mikoolo/rizon [10:22:53] <~ComputerTech> but i keep it neat

[09:24:16] Mikoolo/rizon [10:22:55] <~ComputerTech> it gets messy

[09:24:25] Mikoolo/rizon "I keep it neat"

[09:24:29] Mikoolo/rizon "It gets messy"

[09:24:49] Mikoolo/rizon sphincter?

[09:24:51] Mikoolo/rizon Anus?

[09:25:06] Mikoolo/rizon Rectum muscle?

[09:26:05] Mikoolo/rizon Tailbone, ComputerTech?

[09:26:40] Mikoolo/rizon Here's ComputerTech on his first wrestling competition. He's having the time of his life https://i.imgur.com/q55j0AE.mp4

[09:27:07] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no bone in the penis.

[09:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon Does yours look like this ComputerTech? https://boneclones.com/images/store-product/product-1701-main-original-1615414355.jpg

[09:29:30] Mikoolo/rizon Or does yours look like this ComputerTech? https://boneclones.com/images/store-product/product-1416-main-main-big-1456183793.jpg

[09:30:09] Mikoolo/rizon Pic one of the pelvic bone pictures, ComputerTech.

[09:30:33] Mikoolo/rizon It's safe for work, ComputerTech.

[09:30:55] Mikoolo/rizon THen pic one of the pelic bones pictures, ComputerTech.

[09:31:29] Mikoolo/rizon Pic one of them, ComputerTech.

[09:31:41] Mikoolo/rizon Which one of them, ComputerTech. Which one do you have?

[09:32:05] Mikoolo/rizon Can I pic the one you have, ComputerTech?

[09:32:08] Mikoolo/rizon pick *

[09:32:20] Mikoolo/rizon Then hurry up!

[09:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon 5

[09:32:35] Mikoolo/rizon 4

[09:32:46] Mikoolo/rizon !request kick ComputerTech for stealing my count down

[09:33:12] Mikoolo/rizon Your pelvic bone is the one in the first picture then, ComputerTech.

[09:33:31] Mikoolo/rizon Are you ok with this choice, ComputerTech?

[09:33:44] Mikoolo/rizon Nice!

[09:33:55] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations ComputerTech! You got a female pelvic bone!

[09:34:33] Mikoolo/rizon yeah, 7", suuuure.

[09:35:31] Mikoolo/rizon .cc average penis size

[09:35:44] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 15.1cm to inches

[09:36:32] Mikoolo/rizon Don't bother, n0s3y|afk. He's rather fact resistant.

[09:37:28] Mikoolo/rizon n0s3y|afk join the case against ComputerTech. We can fit in threats of rape in it.

[09:38:23] Mikoolo/rizon Cześć Frogorg.

[10:00:57] Mikoolo/rizon Afterwards they made him experience some pegging as they ran a train on him, Ru.

[10:01:13] Mikoolo/rizon .quote random

[10:02:08] Mikoolo/rizon Notice how he did not deny my claim, Ru.

[10:03:55] Mikoolo/rizon To my claim, Ru.

[10:04:41] Mikoolo/rizon You're starting to get a big T***** with your "r" in exactly, n0s3y|afk.

[10:04:45] Mikoolo/rizon bit*

[10:05:29] Mikoolo/rizon Whenever you shoot down a duck in duckhunt a chinese duckfarmer beheads a duck.

[10:12:09] Mikoolo/rizon I see Lady De is throwing a hissy fit again.

[10:15:24] Mikoolo/rizon Watch out n0s3y|afk. He might throw another hissy fit and kick you again coz you hurt his feelings.

[10:17:16] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like he's drunk again and couldn't spell my nick right.

[10:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon You need to do it client side.

[10:21:42] Mikoolo/rizon It's quite obvious Ru. FOr how to do it.

[10:21:45] Mikoolo/rizon .u scouser

[10:22:06] Mikoolo/rizon type: .u scouser /def_number

[10:22:54] Mikoolo/rizon A few.

[10:23:23] Mikoolo/rizon Invincible.

[10:23:31] Mikoolo/rizon friends is annoying.

[10:23:43] Mikoolo/rizon Ross is a irredemable dick throughout the whole show.

[10:27:32] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch classic sitcoms like Cheers, M*A*S*H or Taxi, Ru.

[10:27:56] Mikoolo/rizon M*A*S*H ain't crap.

[10:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon It's excellent until Radar's personality change.

[10:28:27] Mikoolo/rizon Ru h4 this show is great https://youtu.be/j-c4cd_Lm-Q

[11:22:15] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck it's like a sauna outside right now.

[11:22:15] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[11:22:30] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it's like 5c in the sun if not more.

[11:43:32] Mikoolo/rizon Are you there again Sander?

[13:07:12] Mikoolo/rizon Here's a better blonde for ComputerTech, Ice`. NSFW https://cdn77-pic.xvideos-cdn.com/videos/thumbs169poster/d5/7b/64/d57b646003fd84f63ffaf077d0d8991c-1/d57b646003fd84f63ffaf077d0d8991c.19.jpg

[13:13:24] Mikoolo/rizon He needs someone older and more experienced to teach him, Ice`.

[13:52:49] Mikoolo/rizon Add "Hi little pinks!" to it, Frogorg.

[13:54:01] Mikoolo/rizon .u little pinks

[14:55:08] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[14:56:29] Mikoolo/rizon Thats his pants tearing apart from him getting an erection from seeing a pizza, wez.

[14:56:48] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the source of the cracking sound you heard, wez.

[14:56:55] Mikoolo/rizon Well, cracking like sound.

[14:57:32] Mikoolo/rizon Nite wez.

[14:58:37] Mikoolo/rizon What shoes did you get irish666?

[15:01:14] Mikoolo/rizon Does it feel like you're on a floating ride when you wer them?

[15:11:41] Mikoolo/rizon So you've seen two and been participating in 3, irish666?

[15:12:15] Mikoolo/rizon Now you changed your story from seeing two to seeing 3.

[15:13:56] Mikoolo/rizon How many potatos are they given if they join, irish666?

[15:17:48] Mikoolo/rizon Get her a bow or crossbow.

[15:20:00] Mikoolo/rizon .44 is a beast and shouldn't be thought as lighter and friendlier than .45 acp.

[15:20:17] Mikoolo/rizon Get your gf this, irish666. https://images.nicindustries.com/cerakote/projects/65911/1911-pistol-cerakoted-using-titanium-and-pink-champagne-3.jpg

[15:29:12] Mikoolo/rizon Look at the official debian forums/discord instead, TeddyBearPC.

[15:31:08] Mikoolo/rizon Translation: He's going to install debian and come here when he finds issues.

[15:35:38] Mikoolo/rizon Install windows and embrace the superior pc gaming OS, GrungeBarbie.

[15:39:52] Mikoolo/rizon WHO'S THE BOBBIE?

[15:40:03] Mikoolo/rizon You're a cop h4? D:

[15:40:16] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[15:40:26] Mikoolo/rizon Mine yournamehere? 0%

[15:41:23] Mikoolo/rizon He barely speaks english, GrungeBarbie.

[15:41:54] Mikoolo/rizon German education sucks. They don't even get much english entertainment either since everything is dubbed to german due to the bad education system, GrungeBarbie.

[15:44:14] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is also a fan of Casper the friendly ghost, GrungeBarbie.

[15:44:42] Mikoolo/rizon He said that Casper is awesome because he's based on the former leader of germany. A.H.

[15:45:43] Mikoolo/rizon Now he's speaking some jibberish about pictures and how he was allowed to take a picture next to A.H in 1945, GrungeBarbie.

[15:45:50] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en bild

[15:49:04] Mikoolo/rizon He was 2 years old back then, GrungeBarbie.

[15:49:34] Mikoolo/rizon He was the last child born from the aryan breeding programme they created in 1938.

[15:50:04] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is the youngest offspring from the decendants from that breeding programme.

[15:50:33] Mikoolo/rizon But he has a bit too much irish blood in him so he's a ginger unless he washes his hair every day, GrungeBarbie.

[15:51:51] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie is like 50, h4. There was no youtube when she was in school.

[15:53:04] Mikoolo/rizon He expresses jealousy towards the californian education system and wishes the german one was just as good, GrungeBarbie.

[15:53:59] Mikoolo/rizon What will you be fucking on, GrungeBarbie?

[15:56:11] Mikoolo/rizon Oh I missed this https://youtu.be/nyxcO2vdcCg

[15:56:42] Mikoolo/rizon I prefer finnish, GrungeBarbie. It's much more romantic.

[15:59:02] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie https://vocaroo.com/1aSxh6ZRmvYg

[16:06:20] Mikoolo/rizon Freudian brain slip, foxy.

[16:13:27] Mikoolo/rizon How much drugs were you using back then, mrinfinity?

[16:16:28] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[16:16:52] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[16:44:49] Mikoolo/rizon Running is unhealthy.

[16:45:00] Mikoolo/rizon It causes wear and tear on your joints, muscles and bones.

[16:45:33] Mikoolo/rizon Swimming is unsanitary.

[16:46:19] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/mar/01/how-much-pee-is-in-our-swimming-pools-new-urine-test-reveals-the-truth

[16:48:06] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't feel as nice to be in a swimming pool until you forget this, h4.

[16:48:50] Mikoolo/rizon But what if you suddenly feel some change in temperature when standing next to ComputerTech in a swimming pool?

[16:52:08] Mikoolo/rizon The man was alive until irish666 ran to him.

[16:52:13] Mikoolo/rizon Dead when he ran away.

[16:58:06] Mikoolo/rizon I want a smartwatch but I would probably never use it like my 2 regular watches.

[16:59:44] Mikoolo/rizon Get an iwatch.

[16:59:45] Mikoolo/rizon :>

[17:00:24] Mikoolo/rizon apple watch*

[17:01:00] Mikoolo/rizon Now that I think about it they probably wouldn't ever use the name iwatch. It would be too obvious then.

[17:04:47] Mikoolo/rizon Get a baseball bat and a holster to have it easily reachable while biking.

[17:04:56] Mikoolo/rizon So you can swing it at people as you pass them.

[17:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon If it's a car it wouldn't pose any danger as his hand could follow the shape of the back/front window and onto the roof, Number1Stunna.

[17:08:43] Mikoolo/rizon And antennas are soft.

[17:09:02] Mikoolo/rizon Now if it's the back of a van it could cause some issues to his hand and balance.

[17:09:08] Mikoolo/rizon Or a truck.

[17:10:01] Mikoolo/rizon He's be speeding away?

[17:10:12] Mikoolo/rizon he'd *

[17:11:09] Mikoolo/rizon Drive into a narrow alley where the car can't follow him duh.

[17:12:28] Mikoolo/rizon yeah

[17:12:55] Mikoolo/rizon Theres probably metal garbage dumpsters in it that the car driver would have to evade and thus lower their speed.

[17:13:06] Mikoolo/rizon While h4 would be able to take sharp 90 degree turns.

[17:13:08] Mikoolo/rizon With ease.

[17:16:41] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie https://i.imgur.com/YUHWb8K.jpeg

[17:18:10] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie https://screenrant.com/rare-vhs-tapes-how-much-they-are-worth/#tammy-amp-the-t-rex---around-100

[17:19:03] Mikoolo/rizon If you find old coins, do not clean them GrungeBarbie.

[17:19:11] Mikoolo/rizon The dirt on the old coins makes them valuable.

[17:20:33] Mikoolo/rizon I never understood why US vhs tapes are in paper while ours were in plastic.

[17:22:05] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah Dr_DICK.

[17:22:34] Mikoolo/rizon Ours were rarely in a paper sleeve.

[18:00:28] Mikoolo/rizon He's pretending to be me h4. You can see this from the one eyed emojis.

[18:02:03] Mikoolo/rizon Nah he'll think it's blessed poop from Trump, h4.

[18:03:14] Mikoolo/rizon This reminds me.

[18:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon I was diagnosed with bardycardia while at the hospital, h4.

[18:04:09] Mikoolo/rizon They poked me the first two night to see if I was alive.

[18:04:13] Mikoolo/rizon Due to my low pulse.

[18:04:28] Mikoolo/rizon Let me check my medical journal for how low my pulse was.

[18:06:50] Mikoolo/rizon My lowest beats per minute was 25

[18:07:26] Mikoolo/rizon Mostly it was 45 to 55 beats per minute, h4, irish666.

[18:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon But 25 was the lowest they recorded.

[18:08:27] Mikoolo/rizon I had 12 hour workdays mondays to wednesdays and 6 on thursdays, h4. Walking all day while carrying something like 15kg in equipment/food/water if not more, h4.

[18:20:21] Mikoolo/rizon What about duck, pankakes?

[18:20:29] Mikoolo/rizon Same!

[18:20:42] Mikoolo/rizon I've had duck twice and it's MUCH tastier than chicken.

[18:21:00] Mikoolo/rizon I want to try boiled ducks egg.

[18:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon matcat is annoying

[19:21:43] Mikoolo/rizon Everythings bigger in the US.

[19:21:55] Mikoolo/rizon Hail, storms, people, gun crime.

[19:23:04] Mikoolo/rizon \g Garand Thumb did a really important scientific test! https://youtu.be/Y_HzUum3-Jc

[19:25:52] Mikoolo/rizon ikea?

[19:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon meh

[19:27:55] Mikoolo/rizon You can.

[19:28:22] Mikoolo/rizon The dead guy you saw today he outran pizza, burgers and other fatty food, irish666.

[19:40:40] Mikoolo/rizon You want this

[19:40:41] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[19:40:44] Mikoolo/rizon Was about to post that.

[19:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon If you like One Piece you'll live this Peorth https://youtu.be/I7_JIVFQxWE

[19:42:11] Mikoolo/rizon love*

[19:46:16] Mikoolo/rizon It's better than post soul society arc Bleach.

[19:46:58] Mikoolo/rizon Also more true to piracy than Naruto is to ninjas.

[20:06:58] Mikoolo/rizon Your wife, statisticially speaking, not as an attack on her, TheFatherMind. Have a high chance of providing those at work.

[20:07:17] Mikoolo/rizon Considering she's asian.

[20:08:36] Mikoolo/rizon So you are paying her.

[20:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon You should help her find a job that pays better.

[20:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon She could work at the local walmart.

[20:19:26] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a economically bad idea, TheFatherMind.

[20:19:32] Mikoolo/rizon Restaurants are hard work.

[20:19:34] Mikoolo/rizon Very hard work.

[20:21:25] Mikoolo/rizon And if she's going to serve indonesian food in it she needs to adapt the spicyness to fit the american pallate.

[20:24:25] Mikoolo/rizon He calls her wife but he's participated in human trafficing and got his own slave wife, phish.

[20:24:38] Mikoolo/rizon For his hard work to the chinese triad.

[20:25:53] Mikoolo/rizon no

[20:26:16] Mikoolo/rizon We've been talking about his slave wife, h4.

[20:28:36] Mikoolo/rizon Damn h4.

[20:28:45] Mikoolo/rizon I googled about bradycardia.

[20:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon I've beaten the world record :D

[20:29:01] Mikoolo/rizon By 1 BPM!

[20:29:17] Mikoolo/rizon "Daniel Green holds the world record for the slowest heartbeat in a healthy human, with a heart rate measured in 2014 of 26 BPM.["

[20:29:49] Mikoolo/rizon I bet my 25BPM lasted longer than 1 minute.

[20:29:50] Mikoolo/rizon "Martin Brady holds the Guinness world record for the slowest heart rate with a certified rate over a minute duration of 27 BPM."

[20:35:40] Mikoolo/rizon I bet he hacked duckhunt.

[20:37:07] Mikoolo/rizon Is he banging to get the shit out of his gun?

[20:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon You should cut down on alcohol due to your Alcoholic cardiomyopathy, TheFatherMind. You might not get light headed then when you have an erection.

[20:44:11] Mikoolo/rizon It has progressed really badly then.

[20:44:29] Mikoolo/rizon Soon you'll get shitfaced by one beer due to your liver giving up.

[20:48:43] Mikoolo/rizon His dog got a bad leg.

[20:49:00] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot if it's broken or not but he's been to the vet with the dog, h4.

[20:49:26] Mikoolo/rizon Wight be worry for his dog and the vet costs that might make him be a bit grumpy.

[20:50:10] Mikoolo/rizon How was I being a asshole now, mrinfinity?

[20:50:27] Mikoolo/rizon So you lied about your dog having a bad leg and been to the vet to have it checked, mrinfinity?

[20:51:49] Mikoolo/rizon I think they went to mrinfinity's local vet for some bau bau meat, h4.

[20:52:23] Mikoolo/rizon There, mrinfinity. I was now an asshole to you. I wasn't before that sentence.

[20:54:18] Mikoolo/rizon Why phis?

[20:54:24] Mikoolo/rizon phish *

[20:54:51] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[20:55:04] Mikoolo/rizon Waiit.

[20:55:07] Mikoolo/rizon I've seen this one.

[20:55:12] Mikoolo/rizon I think.

[20:55:22] Mikoolo/rizon Bosom buddies

[20:55:31] Mikoolo/rizon tyrone

[20:55:43] Mikoolo/rizon optopedian

[20:55:51] Mikoolo/rizon osteoptist

[20:55:58] Mikoolo/rizon osteotician

[20:56:05] Mikoolo/rizon osteopedian

[20:56:09] Mikoolo/rizon osteopedics

[20:56:25] Mikoolo/rizon Mary Shelley

[20:56:30] Mikoolo/rizon virginia jones

[20:56:35] Mikoolo/rizon virginia wolfey

[20:56:44] Mikoolo/rizon virginia Woolfe

[20:56:53] Mikoolo/rizon Texas

[20:56:59] Mikoolo/rizon alaska

[20:57:10] Mikoolo/rizon Name the smallest, h4.

[20:57:20] Mikoolo/rizon Rhode Island iirc.

[20:57:56] Mikoolo/rizon .cc area of Bavaria

[20:58:09] Mikoolo/rizon Many do.

[20:58:36] Mikoolo/rizon Fun fact Dr_DICK. Many americans go to Washington to see the white house but when they arrive at seattle they realized "FUCK! WRONG COAST!"

[21:00:18] Mikoolo/rizon .cc heaviest woman

[21:01:01] Mikoolo/rizon .cc shortest human

[21:01:12] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 21.5" to cm

[21:01:20] Mikoolo/rizon Damn thats short.

[21:01:48] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes might not be tall but she's wide, h4.

[21:02:01] Mikoolo/rizon As pancakes are wider than they are tall.

[21:02:18] Mikoolo/rizon Donkey

[21:02:21] Mikoolo/rizon Ass = Donkey

[21:02:27] Mikoolo/rizon Is true

[21:02:36] Mikoolo/rizon Burrito = Little Donkey

[21:02:52] Mikoolo/rizon .t en es little donkey

[21:03:32] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a dump truck butt for you wof https://i.redd.it/99sduwpr9b171.jpg

[21:03:50] Mikoolo/rizon There are no fat germans.

[21:04:01] Mikoolo/rizon There aren't, h4.

[21:04:22] Mikoolo/rizon They are called "Adoptieren aus amerikanisher", h4.

[21:04:36] Mikoolo/rizon Or however to spell "Adopted from america" in german.

[21:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon Guestworker

[21:06:22] Mikoolo/rizon What happens on that day?

[21:06:37] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[21:07:16] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[21:07:29] Mikoolo/rizon His mum cared.

[21:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon .kb ComputerTech go away

[21:09:14] Mikoolo/rizon .kb ComputerTech you shouldn't be here!

[21:09:27] Mikoolo/rizon !request akick ComputerTech until feb 9th

[21:10:32] Mikoolo/rizon Go buy a phone with your allowance in poland, ComputerTech.

[21:10:44] Mikoolo/rizon Or when you get back to potatoland.

[21:11:25] Mikoolo/rizon Then apply for a polish for immigrants class, ComputerTech.

[21:11:45] Mikoolo/rizon And no, don't bring turtle wax with you to it.

[21:22:53] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I am out of beer until friday now.

[21:27:54] Mikoolo/rizon All you need to get a bj from ComputerTech is to wear a mask like this https://anycostume.co.uk/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/image/1000x1320/1ef5f36f012ecb7ac4b390d65be08009/M/A/MA193.jpg

[21:28:46] Mikoolo/rizon wof, speaking from experience?

[21:29:26] Mikoolo/rizon It was so bad that MAGIC has barely spoken in here since then.

[21:29:40] Mikoolo/rizon He feels dirtied from it.

[21:30:06] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie just read his nick with roman numerals.

[21:32:55] Mikoolo/rizon Watch out h4, he might change nick to gain more power.

[21:33:42] Mikoolo/rizon 9/11 was an outside job that came inside, GrungeBarbie.

[21:34:47] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/AEm-2giH_zw

[21:36:37] Mikoolo/rizon I thought it was a comic book :s

[21:37:28] Mikoolo/rizon Is it V is for Vengeance, h4?

[21:37:33] Mikoolo/rizon By Sue Grafton.

[21:38:14] Mikoolo/rizon Ah that one is based on the movie, h4.

[21:38:29] Mikoolo/rizon I'd say, not worth it.

[21:39:00] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[21:39:09] Mikoolo/rizon If it was the other way around I would have said it was worth it.

[21:39:22] Mikoolo/rizon Are you still on Colour of Magic h4?

[21:39:46] Mikoolo/rizon Why?

[21:40:00] Mikoolo/rizon The first book is the weakest one.

[21:40:15] Mikoolo/rizon But you can read most of them in whatever order you want, h4.

[21:40:28] Mikoolo/rizon Guards! Guards! is the starting point that I personally recommend.

[21:40:33] Mikoolo/rizon The first book with Sam Vimes.

[21:41:24] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/zY220-0clBg

[21:42:15] Mikoolo/rizon The Wheel of Time audiobooks are great h4. As long as you don't get the new ones with Rosamund Pike as narrator.

[21:43:18] Mikoolo/rizon Make sure it ain't the Rosamund Pike version first, h4.

[21:44:38] Mikoolo/rizon ^

[21:46:42] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie if you add this " <@mrinfinity> I had an ex girlfriend from 2005, man that one was wild. I learned a lot, but not everything carried to over to now. I miss her." as context to the "emoquit" then what would you interpret it as

[22:22:48] Mikoolo/rizon /msg nickserv identify ComputerTech'sMumIsHotterThanTheFatherMind'sWifePerHour

[22:23:40] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get decent amounts of sleep this night, pankakes+

[22:23:41] Mikoolo/rizon ?

[22:26:14] Mikoolo/rizon It seems like anything you would do, such as /kick or /kickban regarding these recent actions will be classified as self inflicted on their part, pankakes.

[22:26:54] Mikoolo/rizon You're a victim of the patriarchy, pankakes :(

[22:27:50] Mikoolo/rizon Not really.

[22:27:53] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no google bot here.

[22:30:06] Mikoolo/rizon Prepping for bed here.

[22:30:21] Mikoolo/rizon Gotta wait a couple of minutes between the eyedrops.

[22:32:49] Mikoolo/rizon Hey pankakes. I am no slave under the matriarchy. I can fight my own battles!

[22:35:14] Mikoolo/rizon Not really.

[22:35:27] Mikoolo/rizon They wanted to meet a big heavy workboot with hobnails.

[22:35:37] Mikoolo/rizon amirite pankakes?

[22:36:40] Mikoolo/rizon That should work yes?

[22:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon I don't fucking know how to add XXX@ bans.

[22:37:09] Mikoolo/rizon Oh wait

[22:37:15] Mikoolo/rizon I got a better solution.

[22:38:31] Mikoolo/rizon I blame ComputerTech.

[22:39:37] Mikoolo/rizon needvoice you never speak anyway so you don't need voice.

[22:41:22] Mikoolo/rizon Stop fucking changing nick stillcantchat

[22:41:28] Mikoolo/rizon And have fucking patience.

[22:42:18] Mikoolo/rizon lol

[22:42:32] Mikoolo/rizon Blacklist script?

[22:43:15] Mikoolo/rizon They changed nick and host part to evade the ban, amiga600, learn to irc.

[22:44:07] Mikoolo/rizon Pay attention to the bans that were issued on the xxx@ part and the host, Amiga600.

[22:45:18] Mikoolo/rizon But I like to explain things, foxy.

[22:45:54] Mikoolo/rizon Here, ask me anything! I will give you an explanation! You can guess if I am talking out of my ass or if it's an accurate answer!

[22:47:35] Mikoolo/rizon Banevade instead for asking to have it removed in pm, foxy.

[22:48:12] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like some retard that ComputerTech found.

[22:48:19] Mikoolo/rizon Thats larping as an animal.

[22:48:34] Mikoolo/rizon ferret?

[22:48:42] Mikoolo/rizon Wasn't even a registered nick.

[22:49:16] Mikoolo/rizon flesh88 and fleshgoreden are other nicks that ferret used.

[22:51:05] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't mind being a % or + if ComputerTech bothered with maintaining a proper access list and having active people and not invited animal larpers.

[22:51:39] Mikoolo/rizon Or whatever retard he likes to bring here because he found them amusing for 10 seconds in a different channel.

[22:52:51] Mikoolo/rizon I told Underdose that uk was full of too many inactive @ and & but noo, he wanted to keep them with that status because he got the same in their channels.

[22:53:12] Mikoolo/rizon pizza

[22:53:19] Mikoolo/rizon haggis

[22:53:22] Mikoolo/rizon shepherds pie

[22:53:49] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 soylent green

[22:54:36] Mikoolo/rizon You don't need to diet or lose weight, irish666.

[22:55:20] Mikoolo/rizon Whats your weight and length irish666?

[22:56:16] Mikoolo/rizon You don't need to lose more weight, irish666.

[22:56:29] Mikoolo/rizon Go to the gym and build muscles instead, irish666.

[22:56:47] Mikoolo/rizon And 23 is normal.

[22:57:21] Mikoolo/rizon The tummy is the hardest thing to lose, irish666.

[22:57:25] Mikoolo/rizon It'll go away with time.

[22:57:35] Mikoolo/rizon Or start doing situps, irish666.

[22:57:47] Mikoolo/rizon To train your stomach muscles.

[22:58:45] Mikoolo/rizon But your tummy won't disappear if you don't actively use those muscles. And starvation like dieting might actually make it grow if you look at how starving kids look like, irish666.

[22:59:30] Mikoolo/rizon I said starvation like diet, not starvation, irish666.

[23:00:32] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why I like manual labour jobs, Frogorg.

[23:00:51] Mikoolo/rizon You basically get paid to be at the gym.

[23:01:51] Mikoolo/rizon Then go carry like 15 to 20kg equipment and work 12 hours a day monday to wednesday and tell me you ain't building up leg, stomach and arm muscles, Frogorg.

[23:03:44] Mikoolo/rizon Ever heard about different types of moments at manual labour jobs that require different muscle groups to be used, Frogorg?

[23:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon I am just as stubborn as you when it comes to not resting while sick and burn out instead, Frogorg.

[23:06:55] Mikoolo/rizon Anyway, bedtime, 7 minutes past midnight.

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