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[05:23:50] Zero/rizon man

[05:23:55] Zero/rizon i don't want to go to work tomorrow

[05:24:01] Zero/rizon it's gonna be raining sideways

[05:24:09] Zero/rizon But if I don't go tomorrow then I have to go Thursday

[05:24:12] Zero/rizon Which I deffo don't want

[05:24:37] Zero/rizon u

[05:31:32] Zero/rizon !bang

[05:31:43] Zero/rizon this sucks

[05:31:47] Zero/rizon way to pad Chanstats

[05:32:04] Zero/rizon .kb duckhunt

[05:32:36] Zero/rizon :^)

[05:32:50] Zero/rizon You haven't shown me any hot women yet

[05:32:51] Zero/rizon So no!

[05:35:18] Zero/rizon Not picky

[05:35:22] Zero/rizon I have standards

[05:35:23] Zero/rizon :^)

[05:42:01] Zero/rizon sounds about right

[15:23:27] Zero/rizon hi

[15:31:25] Zero/rizon speaking of GPS

[15:31:40] Zero/rizon I saw a video about this dumb priest that liked floating around on a lawn chair attached to hundreds of balloons

[15:31:52] Zero/rizon Not a terrible idea except A. He didn't have a parachute

[15:32:03] Zero/rizon And 2. He had no idea how to operate the GPS he was provided

[15:32:32] Zero/rizon So when his chair drifted over the ocean, he had no way of letting his rescuers know where he was. They lost contact with him 40 mi over the ocean

[15:33:28] Zero/rizon Well they found the chair and balloons in the ocean a few days later, and found the lower half of his body months later

[15:33:43] Zero/rizon Probably not

[15:33:56] Zero/rizon At least the local wildlife had a good time

[15:34:14] Zero/rizon Sure

[15:34:17] Zero/rizon God would be proud(?)

[15:34:23] Zero/rizon idk if God cares about feeding animals

[15:38:41] Zero/rizon .u mdo

[16:08:11] Zero/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[16:08:14] Zero/rizon There ya go

[16:08:29] Zero/rizon !rearm h4

[16:08:48] Zero/rizon Guess not

[16:09:13] Zero/rizon I'll take a cup of hot chocolate with an espresso shot and a double shot of maker's mark

[16:09:49] Zero/rizon I like my coffee like I like my women

[16:10:11] Zero/rizon bitter, cold, and black as the ace of spades

[16:16:34] Zero/rizon I always thought coke was a general whiskey mixer but

[16:16:39] Zero/rizon Maker's Mark + coke tastes fuckin terrible

[16:16:56] Zero/rizon Maybe because maker's mark is already a little sweet

[16:17:33] Zero/rizon damn wtf

[16:17:41] Zero/rizon Bohemian Rhapsody movie was 6 years ago?

[16:17:56] Zero/rizon Always

[16:18:12] Zero/rizon I need to get back in shape before it becomes too difficult

[16:18:46] Zero/rizon End3r: I'll give it a try tonight, I think I still have some Sprite

[16:19:00] Zero/rizon h4: 35 in April

[16:19:11] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: I added those to my Plex a few weeks ago

[16:19:22] Zero/rizon There's a new Ducktales too

[16:19:52] Zero/rizon There's a live action Chip N Dale movie too

[16:19:57] Zero/rizon I didn't hate it

[16:20:12] Zero/rizon Ugly Sonic is in it for some reason lol

[16:21:30] Zero/rizon vfx used to be pretty expensive

[16:21:34] Zero/rizon Now apparently it's cheaper than practical

[16:22:45] Zero/rizon Yeah

[16:22:55] Zero/rizon I remember being absolutely blown away by Reboot as a kid

[16:22:56] Zero/rizon But today

[16:22:57] Zero/rizon Oh boy

[16:24:04] Zero/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuEJWmxWkKw

[16:24:28] Zero/rizon I guess if you consider that it came out in 1994, it still looks good with that in mind

[16:24:57] Zero/rizon Better than Playstation graphics at least, which came out that year

[16:26:01] Zero/rizon 4 years

[16:26:38] Zero/rizon Meanwhile the newer CGI lion king took like a year and a half

[16:26:54] Zero/rizon I think OG lion king was 100% hand animated

[16:49:14] Zero/rizon Speaking of blasphemy

[16:49:19] Zero/rizon You guys ever think about

[16:49:22] Zero/rizon The mental health of Jesus Christ

[16:49:44] Zero/rizon Why do you say that

[16:49:44] Zero/rizon lol

[16:50:03] Zero/rizon There's plenty of historical evidence suggesting he was real

[16:50:06] Zero/rizon Most people agree he was real

[16:50:16] Zero/rizon Now whether he was a messiah or whatever

[16:50:18] Zero/rizon That's a whole different story

[16:50:33] Zero/rizon Anyway

[16:50:34] Zero/rizon I thought

[16:50:53] Zero/rizon What if he was just some random dude with mental health issues that was able to successfully convince the world he was The One

[16:51:04] Zero/rizon Like he was Floridaman before Florida

[16:51:32] Zero/rizon .wiki mental health of jesus

[16:51:36] Zero/rizon No wiki?

[16:51:41] Zero/rizon f

[16:51:47] Zero/rizon $w mental health of jesus

[16:52:03] Zero/rizon I just randomly googled it and there's a whole ass wikipedia article on it

[17:02:02] Zero/rizon Jesus fuck

[17:02:05] Zero/rizon I just remoted into this lady's machine

[17:02:10] Zero/rizon She's got 10 kids

[17:02:47] Zero/rizon Let me introduce you to this wonderful drug

[17:02:49] Zero/rizon It's called

[17:02:51] Zero/rizon snip snip

[17:03:15] Zero/rizon Yeah I'd assume they do

[17:03:20] Zero/rizon They're all sitting in front of this massive christmas tree

[17:03:30] Zero/rizon In matching pajamas

[17:03:53] Zero/rizon They wouldn't be sitting in front of a massive christmas tree in matching pajamas if that were the case

[17:04:04] Zero/rizon They'd be sitting in front of a small jank christmas tree with holes in their socks and shirts

[17:04:07] Zero/rizon nobody matching

[17:04:11] Zero/rizon everyone wearing hand-me-downs

[17:15:30] Zero/rizon Yeah my baby came out white

[17:15:48] Zero/rizon What's the deal with the "Han Solo shot first" controversy

[17:34:02] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: There was a restriction in California where residents needed to get background checks when purchasing ammo, which meant we could no longer order ammo online and have it shipped to our homes. We had to go to stores and purchase the ammo there

[17:34:13] Zero/rizon The law was deemed unconstititional last week, meaning folks could order online

[17:34:17] Zero/rizon Now there is a national ammo shortage

[17:34:18] Zero/rizon lol

[17:34:32] Zero/rizon Yeah

[17:34:36] Zero/rizon I reiterated to point out the ammo shortage

[17:34:46] Zero/rizon I am

[17:34:58] Zero/rizon Who are you?

[17:35:13] Zero/rizon Where's the milk

[17:36:16] Zero/rizon lol I saw a meme where the dad actually went out to get milk and cigarettes and got isekaied and his goal was to get home

[17:40:44] Zero/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFZl-ymCVnw I'm way too invested in this Jujutsu Kaisen/Toy Story crossover

[17:41:45] Zero/rizon lol bodyslamming trucks

[17:51:32] Zero/rizon Tesla owner is pulled over by cops for driving down the highway while wearing new Apple Vision computer glasses

[17:54:47] Zero/rizon Yeah Mikoolo

[17:54:51] Zero/rizon You can see through them well enough

[17:54:56] Zero/rizon But it's still a distraction

[17:55:21] Zero/rizon The car was driving btw

[17:55:56] Zero/rizon I don't like Brownlee

[17:56:01] Zero/rizon He's an Apple shill

[17:56:10] Zero/rizon And his hands are hideous, yet he insists on being the only hand model for his channels

[17:56:29] Zero/rizon Because you're into disgusting hands?

[17:56:42] Zero/rizon Because he's an Apple shill?

[18:07:10] Zero/rizon https://chi.streetsblog.org/2024/01/16/hit-and-run-driver-killed-vesmo-bernard-hanks-jr-25-who-was-reportedly-fleeing-a-police-stop-on-foot

[18:07:29] Zero/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQU46ujzeJk

[18:07:46] Zero/rizon Bro runs out into the street and gets hit by the rear of the semi, the driver more than likely had no idea he hit anyone

[18:07:48] Zero/rizon I guarantee he didn't feel shit

[18:27:33] Zero/rizon [10:17] <@Fensta> big tits arent found on skinny women

[18:27:39] Zero/rizon They absolutely are lol

[18:27:52] Zero/rizon Not quite as often as thicker women ofc

[18:28:01] Zero/rizon But skinny women with big tits exist just as big women with small tits exist

[18:29:02] Zero/rizon I am no boss

[18:29:09] Zero/rizon I'm just here

[18:29:22] Zero/rizon esjay is the boss

[18:29:48] Zero/rizon tits are fat though

[18:29:52] Zero/rizon if you're anorexic the fat will be gone lol

[18:30:07] Zero/rizon Fake tits? No thanks

[18:30:37] Zero/rizon Also not clicking because I dont click fake tits

[18:30:39] Zero/rizon ComputerTech learned that

[18:31:34] Zero/rizon What I rarely see is a skinny girl with a big ass

[18:31:41] Zero/rizon Much rarer than a skinny girl with big boobles

[18:32:16] Zero/rizon Go get your BBL

[18:32:20] Zero/rizon You know you wanna

[18:32:30] Zero/rizon You'll be one of those people on the airplane laying on your stomach

[18:32:42] Zero/rizon I don't think they're that dangerous if you go to someone certified to do them

[18:32:53] Zero/rizon Just don't go get your butt injected with rubber cement in a back alley somewhere

[18:32:54] Zero/rizon That's dangerous

[18:33:18] Zero/rizon https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/03/28/woman-who-enhanced-butts-with-glue-and-cement-gets-10-years-for-manslaughter/

[18:33:21] Zero/rizon That's a thing

[18:35:03] Zero/rizon sup

[18:39:02] Zero/rizon I don't know if that's a "serious" thing though

[18:56:36] Zero/rizon dang i have 290 hours of pto

[18:58:49] Zero/rizon I wish I could offload PTO

[18:59:01] Zero/rizon They require we use a certain amount by the end of the year since they only want us rolling over 2 weeks worth max

[18:59:50] Zero/rizon .cc 1h*.45

[19:00:00] Zero/rizon .cc .45 hours to minutes

[19:00:15] Zero/rizon 290 hours and 27 minutes

[20:00:30] Zero/rizon f

[22:06:24] Zero/rizon hm

[22:06:30] Zero/rizon taxes done

[22:10:51] Zero/rizon i owe $2k federal but getting $10k from state

[22:10:57] Zero/rizon taxes such a scam

[22:11:27] Zero/rizon The more you make the more you're taxed I guess

[22:11:51] Zero/rizon damn if I didn't have a kid in September I'd probably owe more like $6k federal

[22:12:23] Zero/rizon child tax credit to the rescue

[22:14:12] Zero/rizon What's the 1099 for I forget

[22:14:35] Zero/rizon Oh wait 1099 is the regular form you fill out

[22:14:37] Zero/rizon With your W-2 info

[22:14:38] Zero/rizon Right

[22:14:43] Zero/rizon o

[22:14:56] Zero/rizon Oh, for where you don't have a W-2

[22:16:21] Zero/rizon I do all my shit through turbotax and while it shows you the form number on each page, I never pay attention to it

[22:16:23] Zero/rizon I probably should

[22:18:16] Zero/rizon No the IRA bombed the pubs

[22:18:17] Zero/rizon lol

[22:18:33] Zero/rizon IRS just holds citizens by their ankles and dumps money out

[22:18:55] Zero/rizon And then will send you a check if they took too much or a bill when they didn't take enough

[22:19:11] Zero/rizon I think taxing already taxed money is the biggest fucking load of bullshit and it makes me hate this country

[22:19:15] Zero/rizon Things like

[22:19:17] Zero/rizon Estate tax

[22:19:59] Zero/rizon Unclaimed tax money because people aren't cashing the checks the IRS is sending back

[22:20:05] Zero/rizon (Or the IRS isn't properly sending the checks

[22:20:07] Zero/rizon )

[22:23:42] Zero/rizon sipppppp

[22:24:50] Zero/rizon I have no idea what you're talking about

[22:28:08] Zero/rizon Dunno

[22:31:24] Zero/rizon Oh

[22:31:28] Zero/rizon I downloaded Hackers a few weeks ago

[22:31:32] Zero/rizon Dunno when I'll have time to watch it

[22:35:39] Zero/rizon tbf

[22:36:01] Zero/rizon I only downloaded it because I was watching Linus Tech Tips stream where Luke was telling Linus Hackers was awesome and Linus was like "This movie sucks"

[22:36:05] Zero/rizon And Linus usually has poor taste in things

[22:36:09] Zero/rizon So I figured it was probably not terrible

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