IRC Driven

[07:02:32] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking new neighbour.

[07:02:37] Mikoolo/rizon I want to punch them.

[07:02:48] Mikoolo/rizon Can't even get their dogs to stop barking.

[07:03:41] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie, you can kick it. This is a pet free zone.

[07:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon Hmm

[07:05:28] Mikoolo/rizon There

[07:12:01] Mikoolo/rizon Hi child.

[07:13:21] Mikoolo/rizon Shitty wakeup.

[07:13:36] Mikoolo/rizon new neighbours fucking dog/s started barking 13 minutes ago and woke me up.

[07:18:35] Mikoolo/rizon No

[07:18:40] Mikoolo/rizon Thats animal abuse.

[07:18:43] Mikoolo/rizon Not the dogs fault.

[07:18:48] Mikoolo/rizon I should punch the neighbour instead.

[07:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon For being a shitty owner.

[07:19:08] Mikoolo/rizon Or her.

[07:22:00] Mikoolo/rizon You got a chimney?

[07:22:27] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[07:22:43] Mikoolo/rizon Germany isn't modern enough to have centralized heating.

[07:24:05] Mikoolo/rizon We got fjärvärme here too, h4.

[07:24:20] Mikoolo/rizon But it provides us with warm water in the radiators AND the tap/shower.

[07:24:25] Mikoolo/rizon fjärrvärme*

[07:24:38] Mikoolo/rizon Move to a new one.

[07:25:02] Mikoolo/rizon One that doesn't need a heater of your own to provide you with hot water.

[07:26:03] Mikoolo/rizon I live quite close to the our district heating facility.

[07:28:07] Mikoolo/rizon My apartment building was made in the 80's or 70

[07:28:08] Mikoolo/rizon s.

[07:28:35] Mikoolo/rizon Sweden just made wise decisions to ditch gas dependancy quite early.

[07:28:59] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast when it comes to the citizens, not companies.

[07:31:00] Mikoolo/rizon Lets say it was Neue-deutsche that made and designed it.

[07:32:29] Mikoolo/rizon I saw more german companies are cutting ties with chinese production.

[07:32:37] Mikoolo/rizon So you might get back quality german engineering.

[07:33:23] Mikoolo/rizon ooof

[07:33:44] Mikoolo/rizon 4 rooms, and you need to renovate it?

[07:34:10] Mikoolo/rizon 92m2 is like double my apartment and I have 1 room + kitchen + bathroom.

[07:41:42] Mikoolo/rizon But it's imo weird witha 90m2 apartment with 4 rooms.

[07:41:47] Mikoolo/rizon Mine is 44m2 with one.

[07:42:04] Mikoolo/rizon Are the bedrooms the size of prison cells, h4?

[07:42:43] Mikoolo/rizon Or is it some old workers living quarter for some nearby big factory?

[08:05:47] Mikoolo/rizon Can I throw it on my new neighbours face, pankakes?

[08:05:52] Mikoolo/rizon Will all my strength?

[08:06:14] Mikoolo/rizon The pot is expensive.

[08:06:21] Mikoolo/rizon Can I take half a brick instead?

[08:06:25] Mikoolo/rizon Right in their face.

[08:06:55] Mikoolo/rizon They are one of those shitty dog owners who can't teach their dogs to not bark.

[08:07:27] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking dogs (I know it ain't their fault) have been barking constantly for a fucking hour now.

[08:07:57] Mikoolo/rizon I bet the person was evicted from their previous apartment due to the dogs.

[08:09:02] Mikoolo/rizon Don't kill the dogs, Ice`.

[08:09:16] Mikoolo/rizon Kidnapp them and get them a nice proper and good owner instead, Ice`.

[08:10:17] Mikoolo/rizon .u SPA

[08:10:48] Mikoolo/rizon I bet theres no english language version of their website so I ain't clicking.

[08:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking worthless morning.

[08:18:00] Mikoolo/rizon Weren't you going to be back on the 9th?

[08:30:16] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, unban people that say the hard-r word, ComputerTech. GJ!"

[08:31:01] Mikoolo/rizon I wish it was tho.,

[08:31:32] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 ComputerTech is jumping up and down in exitement so he can huggie wuggie with his dad.

[08:33:23] Mikoolo/rizon YOu just want it for the potatos, h4.

[08:34:09] Mikoolo/rizon It wasn't in nice, ComputerTech, it was in pommern.

[08:34:12] Mikoolo/rizon Learn 2 read.

[08:35:00] Mikoolo/rizon Did he blast down people in the wars?

[08:36:17] Mikoolo/rizon Pikey family, h4.

[08:36:41] Mikoolo/rizon I've been at work on my b-days, ComputerTech.

[08:37:06] Mikoolo/rizon Mostly because I started working either days or a month or two before my b-day.

[08:37:18] Mikoolo/rizon I also never bring up when my b-day is until a few months after it happened.

[08:37:25] Mikoolo/rizon At work.

[08:38:24] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like the owner killed their dogs after I went looking for their phone number and sent them a text.

[08:38:31] Mikoolo/rizon Coz it got awfully silent upstairs now.

[08:38:53] Mikoolo/rizon And are busy eating their dead body?

[08:39:56] Mikoolo/rizon Stuck.

[08:40:08] Mikoolo/rizon The firedepartment is having to raze a chimney to get him out.

[08:43:28] Mikoolo/rizon What game?

[08:43:48] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 age of wonders.

[08:44:27] Mikoolo/rizon Age of Empires.

[08:44:31] Mikoolo/rizon They got berries there.

[08:45:05] Mikoolo/rizon And you said 2 years ago and you have to assign villagers.

[08:45:20] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it is age of wonders.

[08:45:29] Mikoolo/rizon Or age of empires.

[08:48:28] Mikoolo/rizon Here Panik https://youtu.be/TqWVooXI9Sk

[08:48:34] Mikoolo/rizon I found it for you.

[08:48:36] Mikoolo/rizon Age of empires.

[08:48:49] Mikoolo/rizon And you can assign villages to forage for berries.

[08:48:55] Mikoolo/rizon villagers*

[08:50:44] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah but theres no berries in settlers, h4.

[08:51:00] Mikoolo/rizon Theres also Pioneers of Pagonia but it was announced last year not 2 years ago.

[08:51:21] Mikoolo/rizon I heard the opposite.

[08:51:40] Mikoolo/rizon I heard it's just as good as the old settlers games, h4.

[08:51:42] Mikoolo/rizon Not the new one.

[08:51:43] Mikoolo/rizon ones*

[08:57:16] Mikoolo/rizon Just make an AI like Neuro-sama, ComputerTech.

[08:58:16] Mikoolo/rizon Call him.

[08:58:43] Mikoolo/rizon Tempt your luck, h4.

[08:59:01] Mikoolo/rizon By faking your intent to start doing push ups, h4.

[08:59:23] Mikoolo/rizon irish luck, thats was funny.

[08:59:36] Mikoolo/rizon Coz it's fake or Ireland wouldn't be split in two.

[09:00:03] Mikoolo/rizon SINN FEIN!

[09:00:26] Mikoolo/rizon Is she old and wrinkly like almost all politicians, h4?

[09:01:16] Mikoolo/rizon She's blonde, ComputerTech!

[09:01:23] Mikoolo/rizon YOu should try to become her boytoy!

[09:01:34] Mikoolo/rizon Michelle O'Neill

[09:01:58] Mikoolo/rizon He'll drink all the wine then try to have sex with you, Ice`.

[09:09:53] Mikoolo/rizon 90% of the channel is idlers anyway so it wouldn't make much difference if people get butthurt and never returns, ComputerTech.

[09:10:45] Mikoolo/rizon And now ComputerTech is calling people from the real country behind WW2 for based, h4.

[09:11:18] Mikoolo/rizon Hitler was an austrian spy planted in germany to start WW2 to protect Austrian interests in europe, ComputerTech.

[09:11:46] Mikoolo/rizon And you're 100% american, GrungeBarbie.

[09:12:14] Mikoolo/rizon Why did you move to america?

[09:12:31] Mikoolo/rizon You should move away from that country to a nicer one, GrungeBarbie.

[09:13:17] Mikoolo/rizon imma head out for a walk

[09:13:17] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:13:21] Mikoolo/rizon Or something.

[09:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon Got a headache from hearing the fucking dogs.

[09:14:18] Mikoolo/rizon No h4. They were having a barking contest. I think the owner got my text and got home tho. Heard someone enter the apartment upstairs a few minutes ago.

[09:15:27] Mikoolo/rizon Do it again, ComputerTech.

[09:15:32] Mikoolo/rizon No +e

[09:15:34] Mikoolo/rizon Thats cheating.

[09:15:41] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is that, meosimulator.

[09:16:04] Mikoolo/rizon He was here a month ago already, h4.

[09:16:42] Mikoolo/rizon All I wish for is power above the germans in this channel after the great purge has happened.

[09:18:01] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech here put on some old timey music https://youtu.be/sXAGEmBeeDs

[09:20:45] Mikoolo/rizon invite ComputerTech over, GrungeBarbie.

[10:17:33] Mikoolo/rizon My neighbours sister showed up. She came to take the dogs for a walk.

[10:17:41] Mikoolo/rizon 4 dogs. 3 small and 1 medium sized.

[10:18:29] Mikoolo/rizon I think 2 of the small ones were the sister who came to take them on a walk coz I didn't hear barks from more than two dogs.

[10:18:37] Mikoolo/rizon sisters*

[10:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon The sister looked cute so leave her alone. Don't know what the neighbour looks like tho so he can take care of her, h4.

[10:32:07] Mikoolo/rizon He has apparently the trackrecord of 1(one) cat, pankakes.

[10:33:39] Mikoolo/rizon I got uncountable amounts of mosquitos on my track record.

[10:35:46] Mikoolo/rizon You're too obssessed about her, h4.

[10:35:58] Mikoolo/rizon You're the one who should calm down tbh.

[10:36:35] Mikoolo/rizon She hasn't said anything in here today.

[10:36:54] Mikoolo/rizon So from my point of view it looks like you're the one with the obssession.

[10:37:14] Mikoolo/rizon You and I ain't the most polite people either.

[10:37:44] Mikoolo/rizon We kinda are.

[10:37:50] Mikoolo/rizon That we can.

[10:38:12] Mikoolo/rizon No Ru, h4 is a amphetamine addict.

[10:38:31] Mikoolo/rizon He sits up for a week then crashes.

[10:39:11] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. Anyone want to know what I wrote in the text I sent to the neighbour upstairs with the dogs?

[10:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon "You're the one who recently moved in at insertmyadresshere? I'm one of your neighbours in the same staircase. Your dogs have been barking nonstop since 08:00. I know it takes a while for the dogs to get used to a new place but do you have no opportunity to take some days off from work to be with them so they get used to the new place faster?"

[10:43:46] Mikoolo/rizon I don't hit dogs unless they attack me or show serious agression towards me.

[10:46:06] Mikoolo/rizon If a small anklebiter of a dog, unleashed, bites me and the owner doesn't make it stop attacking me as I count down from 5 it will get it's neck snapped.

[10:46:47] Mikoolo/rizon Then I'll inform the police about the dog, take pictures of the dog, the owner and the damage it did to my clothes or body.

[11:00:51] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences on your broken relationship, pankakes.

[11:01:13] Mikoolo/rizon h4 not acknowledging your cows.

[11:01:34] Mikoolo/rizon Here have this comic as comfort https://i.imgur.com/qwHsv6S.png

[11:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon You'll smirk at it, h4 and pankakes.

[11:04:04] Mikoolo/rizon h4, ComputerTech is calling your e-gf pankakes for baby. Show him your e-bf powers by clocking him.

[11:04:41] Mikoolo/rizon BREAKFAST!

[11:05:10] Mikoolo/rizon You two act like a couple already tho.

[11:06:03] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes and h4 look cute together, don't they ComputerTech?

[11:08:11] Mikoolo/rizon I bet you're drinking on an empty stomach, ComputerTech.

[11:09:39] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/Epjeg6j.jpeg lol

[11:13:17] Mikoolo/rizon The second one features a cat mid sneeze, h4.

[11:13:22] Mikoolo/rizon There, I spoiled the content for you.

[11:14:09] Mikoolo/rizon yw

[11:18:28] Mikoolo/rizon Noon.

[11:21:45] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid did you hear about the chef that died?

[11:21:47] Mikoolo/rizon He pasta way.

[11:22:02] Mikoolo/rizon We cannoli do so much about it.

[11:22:14] Mikoolo/rizon His legacy will become a pizza history as he ran out of thyme.

[11:22:43] Mikoolo/rizon I can't. The meme text ended there.

[11:23:30] Mikoolo/rizon But I bet he was russian for the fridge all the time at work.

[11:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think it's a real duck tho.

[11:25:39] Mikoolo/rizon Seems rather small.

[11:26:03] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend a afternoon nap at 14:00 HelderHeid.

[11:26:12] Mikoolo/rizon To about 15:00 - 15:30.

[11:32:50] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro seems to want to join for Wacken next year.

[11:33:31] Mikoolo/rizon 60k + tickets 3 day long metal festival.

[11:33:38] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the amount not price.

[11:42:06] Mikoolo/rizon Show some irish muscle and drink guinness and not french shite.

[11:43:57] Mikoolo/rizon Get a cheap prostitute and ask where you can get "snow" , ComputerTech.

[11:44:19] Mikoolo/rizon ye

[11:44:30] Mikoolo/rizon yet

[11:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon yet

[11:44:43] Mikoolo/rizon hah

[11:44:48] Mikoolo/rizon Good joke.

[11:45:17] Mikoolo/rizon See, she did weed.

[11:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon That would explain a lot, Sander.

[11:46:21] Mikoolo/rizon Stop fucking inviting weirdos, ComputerTech.

[11:46:37] Mikoolo/rizon I saw after whoising them.

[11:46:58] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend leaving while you still can, rockey.

[11:47:37] Mikoolo/rizon I am being serious and not sarcastic.

[11:48:11] Mikoolo/rizon You're like a rottweiler compared to me (chihuahua) when it comes to power on rizon, ComputerTech.

[11:48:24] Mikoolo/rizon You shouldn't hide behind people.

[11:48:31] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth is a caucasian ovcharka.

[11:48:57] Mikoolo/rizon Huge dog. breeded to protect cattle from bears and wolves, ComputerTech.

[11:49:13] Mikoolo/rizon I'm 50/50 swe/fin rockey.

[11:49:24] Mikoolo/rizon Grew up right on the border.

[11:49:40] Mikoolo/rizon And ComputerTech is french. He runs away a lot like them.

[11:50:26] Mikoolo/rizon Or he's larping as the heroine in a romance movie who wants the hero to chase after her and say "COME BACK! I LOVE YOU!"

[11:51:45] Mikoolo/rizon Euuuuw

[11:52:07] Mikoolo/rizon Know what we do to people who do that, ComputerTech?

[11:52:32] Mikoolo/rizon We crab them by the neck, ComputerTech. And shove them face first into a spot of yellow snow.

[11:52:58] Mikoolo/rizon grab*

[11:53:16] Mikoolo/rizon It's just one of my increased typos after my brain damage, ComputerTech.

[11:53:31] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[11:53:43] Mikoolo/rizon We can trade.

[11:54:10] Mikoolo/rizon You can get the metal object stuck in your brain and trade right eyes with each other, ComputerTech.

[11:54:26] Mikoolo/rizon You expressed jealousy.

[11:55:34] Mikoolo/rizon Your sarcasm comes of as aunthentic feeling regarding your past behaviour, ComputerTech.

[11:58:40] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/raM9j0eepj0

[12:04:06] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah, ComputerTech still hasn't noticed it yet.

[12:05:48] Mikoolo/rizon You'll notice sooner or later, ComputerTech.

[12:05:58] Mikoolo/rizon But it's been 2 days now.

[12:08:19] Mikoolo/rizon I

[12:08:32] Mikoolo/rizon I'll tell you once a week has passed, ComputerTech.

[12:08:56] Mikoolo/rizon You should notice by then.

[12:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon apparently

[12:09:27] Mikoolo/rizon And that saddens me.

[12:09:50] Mikoolo/rizon I'll tell you once a week has passed, 5 days from now.

[12:22:10] Mikoolo/rizon They got 1 million spiders for each citizen, ComputerTech. YOu don't wanna go there.

[12:22:48] Mikoolo/rizon And it's close to autumn down there too.

[12:23:43] Mikoolo/rizon It's winter there.

[12:23:50] Mikoolo/rizon It was -38c last month.

[12:24:29] Mikoolo/rizon Put a bottle of frozen water infront of that deskfan, or right behind it, Lex.

[12:25:34] Mikoolo/rizon Remember, don't fill the bottle to max before putting it in the freezer as ice expands, Lex. Leave some room for that expansion.

[12:26:40] Mikoolo/rizon Want to meet Mr Höger and Mr Vänster, ComputerTech?

[12:27:02] Mikoolo/rizon Do you?

[12:28:23] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en Mikoolo slår ComputerTech med en höger som följs snabbt upp med en rak vänster.

[12:29:05] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en vänster

[12:29:08] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en lämnad

[12:29:14] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en höger

[12:29:16] Mikoolo/rizon .t sv en rätt

[12:31:02] Mikoolo/rizon Hero? lol.

[12:31:22] Mikoolo/rizon He's the backgroun drunkard at any tavern in fantasy books/movies, Lex.

[12:37:12] Mikoolo/rizon A hero wouldn't slap, ComputerTech.

[12:37:18] Mikoolo/rizon A hero would pull out a sword or a gun.

[12:37:54] Mikoolo/rizon You're just some fist fighter that the hero beats up to show the villagers his strength and fisticuff provess, ComputerTech.

[12:39:00] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/hynRbnQ2hIE

[12:40:14] Mikoolo/rizon Drugs, chai.

[12:48:39] Mikoolo/rizon What type of ricecake, pankakes?

[12:51:29] Mikoolo/rizon Ru, KurtGodel, chai, take the cross channel drama somewhere else.

[12:52:48] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't my idea, Ru. But the person whos idea it is has my support.

[12:53:10] Mikoolo/rizon But what type, pankakes?

[12:53:20] Mikoolo/rizon Japanese style rice cake, the brown hard one?

[12:53:29] Mikoolo/rizon Korean tteokbokki soft spicy rice cake?

[12:53:37] Mikoolo/rizon Ah a puffed one.

[12:54:31] Mikoolo/rizon Saying "I'm eating rice cake" is like saying "I'm eating pasta."

[12:54:38] Mikoolo/rizon Theres so many different types of both.

[12:55:47] Mikoolo/rizon The white puffed ones are american, pankakes. fyi.

[12:56:27] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[12:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon I want to try tteokbokki one day.

[12:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/XJ79FPwav4g

[12:59:36] Mikoolo/rizon Racism is everywhere and everyone is a racist, chai.

[12:59:52] Mikoolo/rizon Some are louder than others.

[13:01:43] Mikoolo/rizon I've been called a racist for my hate towards american self segregation because everyone there identifies themselves as an example, irish-american, chinese-american, african-american and many many more, chai.

[13:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon A extreme few of them identifies themselves as american.

[13:02:12] Mikoolo/rizon hi wez.

[13:03:39] Mikoolo/rizon Good, irish666.

[13:03:41] Mikoolo/rizon They seem sane.

[13:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon As long as they don't, as an example, say they are swedish-american.

[13:04:43] Mikoolo/rizon See the states as separate countries and you'll start to understand, irish666.

[13:05:25] Mikoolo/rizon Abortion is every womans right to decide on their own.

[13:06:38] Mikoolo/rizon In that context then I agree with your no, wez.

[13:07:20] Mikoolo/rizon And if she refuses then imo the man shouldn't be forced to pay alimony and such.

[13:08:41] Mikoolo/rizon Theres women who are against abortion, pankakes.

[13:08:53] Mikoolo/rizon Natural born women.

[13:11:19] Mikoolo/rizon swastikas are not ok

[13:11:22] Mikoolo/rizon Manjis are tho.

[13:11:49] Mikoolo/rizon And please take cross channel drama somewhere else, chai.

[13:12:01] Mikoolo/rizon You've already been told multiple times.

[13:13:19] Mikoolo/rizon It's like chai only choses to read what she wants to read and take stuff out of context.

[13:13:54] Mikoolo/rizon If they behave in here then it's ok for them to be in here, chai.

[13:15:06] Mikoolo/rizon And pankakes agrees with that statement, chai. If you actually read what she wrote you would have seen that.

[13:16:30] Mikoolo/rizon They are lying now, foxy. They say they don't know pankakes and yet a moment before they claim they are a nazi.

[13:17:52] Mikoolo/rizon Some of them were discovered having escaped to other countries, irish666.

[13:18:13] Mikoolo/rizon Hi hungry.

[13:19:50] Mikoolo/rizon It's a death drink.

[13:19:53] Mikoolo/rizon You don't drink them.

[13:20:20] Mikoolo/rizon And chewy?

[13:20:54] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech abuses his ircop powers to monitor people and their dicks!

[13:21:16] Mikoolo/rizon You just revealed that irish666's dick ain't think, ComputerTech.

[13:21:23] Mikoolo/rizon thick*

[13:22:44] Mikoolo/rizon No

[13:22:56] Mikoolo/rizon No one wants to cream pie you, ComputerTech.

[13:23:00] Mikoolo/rizon Except TorS.

[13:27:51] Mikoolo/rizon Who is 23andme?

[13:28:04] Mikoolo/rizon Or what?

[13:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon Ah it's some genetic testing thingy.

[13:28:33] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck that.

[13:30:03] Mikoolo/rizon He was home schooled, pankakes. He wasn't socialized as a child so he can't show respect.

[13:30:41] Mikoolo/rizon Hon hon hon! oui baguette madamoiselle ComputerTech!

[13:31:11] Mikoolo/rizon Please apologize to foxy and buy her a new charger, ComputerTech.

[13:31:29] Mikoolo/rizon You're the only little shit in here, ComputerTech.

[13:32:20] Mikoolo/rizon lacuna*

[13:32:38] Mikoolo/rizon A snake band, foxy.

[13:32:45] Mikoolo/rizon They like to coil up.

[13:44:52] Mikoolo/rizon Do me, Lex.

[13:45:11] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[13:45:18] Mikoolo/rizon They did me, h4!

[13:45:44] Mikoolo/rizon We got a brit with 3 letters in their nick, HelderHeid, waz.

[13:52:53] Mikoolo/rizon I agree, norway is better than sweden.

[13:53:15] Mikoolo/rizon Remember Fluffy, HelderHeid?

[13:53:33] Mikoolo/rizon The norwegian guy that did internet radio.

[13:53:50] Mikoolo/rizon He wasn't clinically insane.

[13:53:54] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not the right fluffy, foxy.

[13:56:22] Mikoolo/rizon Can I come over and meet your cats foxy? https://i.imgur.com/ozWGOG0.jpeg this is what I look like.

[13:56:57] Mikoolo/rizon Thats ok, foxy. I can share the cats with him.

[13:57:48] Mikoolo/rizon :)

[13:58:15] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[13:59:35] Mikoolo/rizon She's a responsible adult, wez. She probably needs to go to work soon.

[14:00:37] Mikoolo/rizon Pets

[14:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Some people call them kids.

[14:01:09] Mikoolo/rizon Does it get a lot of petting, wildting2?

[14:01:17] Mikoolo/rizon Wait

[14:01:19] Mikoolo/rizon pets not pet

[14:01:22] Mikoolo/rizon Eeeeuuuuuuuw

[14:01:29] Mikoolo/rizon You got crabs wildting2? D:

[14:06:25] Mikoolo/rizon No thanks.

[14:06:51] Mikoolo/rizon The g-forces required to leave earths gravitation field could kill me, wildting2.

[14:07:12] Mikoolo/rizon Or make me into a soft paperweight.

[14:07:23] Mikoolo/rizon I doubt I'll be alive by then.

[14:08:02] Mikoolo/rizon But my plan for my 80th b-day is still on.

[14:08:25] Mikoolo/rizon Get naked and find a mama bear to mate with in the forest.

[14:09:14] Mikoolo/rizon We need millions of people to stop eating meat to make a large enough impact for the cattle breeders to reduce production.

[14:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon Water ain't healthy either.

[14:10:08] Mikoolo/rizon People die from water every day.

[14:10:35] Mikoolo/rizon And drowning.

[14:10:36] Mikoolo/rizon Sharks.

[14:10:49] Mikoolo/rizon .t de en äpfel und birnen

[14:11:05] Mikoolo/rizon Take some water from a public toilet and try it, wildting2.

[14:12:27] Mikoolo/rizon Here wildting2. This is the question. <&h4> will you stop eating meat now since it is a major contributor to global warming and deforestation?

[14:13:09] Mikoolo/rizon Ah, what hes gonna do about it.

[14:13:54] Mikoolo/rizon Worst thing to happen europe is if the gulf stream changes direction or stop.

[14:14:04] Mikoolo/rizon Hello siberia expansion!

[14:15:40] Mikoolo/rizon Reverse refugee wave of europeans to mena countries.

[14:17:33] Mikoolo/rizon I know how to save earth tho, h4.

[14:17:54] Mikoolo/rizon Stop producing vaccines to the next disease that comes out from china.

[14:17:57] Mikoolo/rizon Problem solved.

[14:18:38] Mikoolo/rizon Make everyone believe in herd immunity for it aswell.

[14:19:03] Mikoolo/rizon We'll see a huge population decrease until the herd immunity takes effect.

[14:19:16] Mikoolo/rizon I know, wez.

[14:19:27] Mikoolo/rizon It'll go global, wez.

[14:20:31] Mikoolo/rizon Humans are the disease, corona, spanish flu and all that is the cure/vaccine, wez.

[14:20:46] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's inlove with you, h4.

[14:21:17] Mikoolo/rizon I am ignoring the symptoms, h4.

[14:21:23] Mikoolo/rizon And go straight for the cause.

[14:22:36] Mikoolo/rizon If you get, as an example, ebola. Do you want them to give you bandaid and stuff to stop you bleeding from all your orifices, or do you want them to cure the disease, h4?

[14:28:23] Mikoolo/rizon No

[14:28:28] Mikoolo/rizon Hats are not allowed on these premises.

[14:30:57] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it typoed mallet, h4. Bot Neo_Nemesis and Internets.

[14:31:03] Mikoolo/rizon .t en de mallet

[14:36:46] Mikoolo/rizon s/fox/dingo

[14:37:43] Mikoolo/rizon Want me to kick him for it, wez?

[14:37:57] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[14:38:17] Mikoolo/rizon I rarely get to whiteknight these days :<

[14:39:55] Mikoolo/rizon Want me to make a time machine and beat up irish666's ancestors, wez?

[14:42:51] Mikoolo/rizon Yes?

[14:47:20] Mikoolo/rizon Please stop calling it swedish cheese, irish666.

[14:47:34] Mikoolo/rizon Because it ain't a fucking cheese.

[14:47:55] Mikoolo/rizon It's more like a thicker yoghurt.

[14:48:27] Mikoolo/rizon And it's most likely german rather than swedish, irish666.

[14:48:37] Mikoolo/rizon In origin.

[14:49:04] Mikoolo/rizon If I put the swedish flag on your house does it become a swedish house then, irish666?

[14:50:04] Mikoolo/rizon SWEDISH TERRITORY NOW!

[14:51:04] Mikoolo/rizon Can't have foreigners living in a swedish house, irish666.

[14:51:16] Mikoolo/rizon Wouldn't really be a swedish house then.

[14:51:33] Mikoolo/rizon You can if you want apply for swedish citizenship and I would then allow you back in.

[14:52:17] Mikoolo/rizon h4, irish666 is saying that quark was invented in sweden!

[14:53:44] Mikoolo/rizon No, irish666. ComputerTech unbanned them after they said a certain word that made the bot ban them.

[14:54:10] Mikoolo/rizon Runner?

[14:54:19] Mikoolo/rizon jogger ain't a bad word.

[14:54:25] Mikoolo/rizon It's someone who is jogging.

[15:26:59] Mikoolo/rizon Unemployment office called. Got a meeting with them on tuesday next week.

[15:35:40] Mikoolo/rizon I hope it's Hannibal style, esjay.

[15:36:16] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[15:36:34] Mikoolo/rizon You can spit it out after biting it off, esjay.

[15:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon Claim self defense. Say they put it into your mouth without your consent.

[15:37:37] Mikoolo/rizon hi Zero.

[15:38:34] Mikoolo/rizon A garlic a day keeps the vampires away.

[15:39:15] Mikoolo/rizon Hope your boss doesn't show up at work, Zero!

[15:39:25] Mikoolo/rizon You can, h4.

[15:39:51] Mikoolo/rizon It is still a thing.

[15:39:59] Mikoolo/rizon Will be a thing for many years more.

[15:40:28] Mikoolo/rizon H3RdImUn1Ty h4!

[15:44:56] Mikoolo/rizon Nongshim, esjay.

[15:45:05] Mikoolo/rizon South korean brand.

[15:45:19] Mikoolo/rizon I love their kimchi bowl noodles.

[15:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon Whenever I buy their kimchi bowl noodles I also buy cheese breadrolls.

[15:46:33] Mikoolo/rizon And dip them in the broth after consuming the noodles.

[15:46:58] Mikoolo/rizon I should look at other brands at the local thai shop.

[15:47:04] Mikoolo/rizon They got tons.

[15:48:07] Mikoolo/rizon I bought those kimchi bowl noodles once and gave one to my mum. She texted me right after eating "Where did you buy it? how much was it? I need more!"

[15:49:04] Mikoolo/rizon I bought a tempura instant bowl noodle, forgot the brand. It was extremely meh and flavourless. No flavour package with it.

[15:49:12] Mikoolo/rizon At the same time.

[15:50:40] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a uk brand of cup noodles, forgot the name of it. But their curry one is delicious. HelderHeid can probably name it by heart.

[15:50:49] Mikoolo/rizon Or irish666.

[15:51:25] Mikoolo/rizon Pot noodles, esjay.

[15:52:08] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend homemade reindeer or moose jerky over noodles.

[15:53:29] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't Rudolph, wez. I'm Mikoolo the cyborg!

[16:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon I got two pies in the freezer.

[16:02:19] Mikoolo/rizon Taco and mince meat.

[16:02:34] Mikoolo/rizon The taco one is really nice with kidney beans and stuff.

[16:45:46] Mikoolo/rizon CoD was fun when I smoked weed.

[16:48:13] Mikoolo/rizon uninstall

[16:49:10] Mikoolo/rizon GTA Online.

[16:49:26] Mikoolo/rizon Just never play it on pc.

[16:51:16] Mikoolo/rizon Was it chronic, phish?

[16:51:31] Mikoolo/rizon Rudolph?

[16:51:35] Mikoolo/rizon Mikoolo?

[16:51:48] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't seen him for years.

[16:52:13] Mikoolo/rizon I got holes in mine too.

[16:52:27] Mikoolo/rizon I feel threatened now.

[16:52:56] Mikoolo/rizon No because I don't want you to break my nose or give me more ventilation holes on other places in my body, phish.

[17:01:48] Mikoolo/rizon Did you sit on your dads lap yet and told him about your weekend, ComputerTech?

[17:02:26] Mikoolo/rizon Only if you were faking your laughs, ComputerTech.

[17:03:12] Mikoolo/rizon And why are you lol'ing for, h4?

[17:24:23] Mikoolo/rizon Hey! You made h4 leave ComputerTech!

[17:24:51] Mikoolo/rizon Don't say sorry to me, ComputerTech.

[17:25:29] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't the one you offended, ComputerTech.

[17:25:38] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why you shouldn't say sorry to me.

[17:25:58] Mikoolo/rizon And thats how you spell the word. Not "sry" which doesn't even look genuine.

[17:28:11] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't know you went balls deep into ComputerTech, Zero.

[17:28:29] Mikoolo/rizon I bet his anus was thight af and that made you cum really fast, Zero.

[17:29:15] Mikoolo/rizon Did you see the pr0gramm video wof and I have been posting in here, Zero?

[17:29:36] Mikoolo/rizon Do you want to see it Zero? :>

[17:29:37] Mikoolo/rizon It

[17:29:41] Mikoolo/rizon It's NSFW.

[17:29:43] Mikoolo/rizon Very much so.

[17:29:50] Mikoolo/rizon I know.

[17:30:00] Mikoolo/rizon I'll send it to you later.

[17:30:35] Mikoolo/rizon Test failed. Error Code: 418.

[17:31:22] Mikoolo/rizon NSFW! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED! https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/09/a3c7fc19c4e9c7c8.mp4

[17:31:53] Mikoolo/rizon There I posted it, h4.

[17:36:32] Mikoolo/rizon You asked for it tho, h4.

[17:38:25] Mikoolo/rizon The red all caps NSFW! CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED! didn't give a hint about the content considering I pretty much never make that part so important.

[17:39:11] Mikoolo/rizon THIS THEN?

[17:39:21] Mikoolo/rizon WHAT COLOURS ARE THESE?

[17:39:34] Mikoolo/rizon I think your client is faulty.

[17:39:46] Mikoolo/rizon What the fuck is wal?

[17:41:00] Mikoolo/rizon meh

[17:41:02] Mikoolo/rizon Don'

[17:41:08] Mikoolo/rizon Don't see the use of something like that.

[17:44:20] Mikoolo/rizon h4 they didn't see you mention this before "<&h4> could have said it was scat "

[17:44:27] Mikoolo/rizon So they should blame themselves.

[17:45:08] Mikoolo/rizon And h4 doesn't read what you write either, Zero.

[17:45:10] Mikoolo/rizon [18:28:52] <~Zero> only people that like poo like butt stuff

[17:45:10] Mikoolo/rizon [18:28:43] <~Zero> butt stuff is gross

[17:46:00] Mikoolo/rizon Hence why he wrote "poo" in there, h4.

[17:46:03] Mikoolo/rizon .t en de poo

[17:46:43] Mikoolo/rizon I see mrinfinity skipped his thorazine pills this morning.

[17:50:17] Mikoolo/rizon It works here.

[17:50:37] Mikoolo/rizon Damn. Boy turned white.

[17:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon HelderHeid is a mexican immigrant in UK, Zero. He makes tacos at home.

[17:55:18] Mikoolo/rizon Just say yes, HelderHeid.

[17:56:00] Mikoolo/rizon I think charles would let you into his bedroom, pankakes. So you can fuck charles.

[17:57:15] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah that charles helmet yt search reminded me of a bunch of bicycle enthusiasts encountering a wild charles.

[17:57:57] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/QABiQFWwXHg?t=264

[17:58:01] Mikoolo/rizon That timestamp.

[18:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 h4 Zero Google Vision Pro review https://i.imgur.com/ZG0YiKW.mp4

[18:32:21] Mikoolo/rizon I would have punched him halfway trough that if he presented himself with all that.

[18:33:42] Mikoolo/rizon Must be really old then if Christopher Columbus is his dad.

[18:34:17] Mikoolo/rizon .u toby keith

[18:41:59] Mikoolo/rizon Why didn't you bring it with you irish666?

[18:42:36] Mikoolo/rizon I do that all the time.

[18:43:10] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine a thick yougurth, Zero.

[18:43:17] Mikoolo/rizon yogurth*

[18:43:40] Mikoolo/rizon And kvarg is german not swedish.

[18:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 is just larping as a retarded american.

[18:44:09] Mikoolo/rizon For when he moved over there permanently.

[18:45:09] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry, didn't know you're black, irish666.

[18:46:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's a dairy product thats thickened due to bacteria introduction. People flavour it with various kinds of fruits, Zero.

[18:47:40] Mikoolo/rizon It is yogurt, Zero. I just typoed a h to it.

[18:48:51] Mikoolo/rizon It ain't.

[18:49:13] Mikoolo/rizon I prefer margarine on sandwiches over butter.

[18:49:29] Mikoolo/rizon But then we have better food regulations and laws than the US.

[18:50:23] Mikoolo/rizon I hate canned whip cream.

[18:50:25] Mikoolo/rizon Tried it once.

[18:50:31] Mikoolo/rizon Didn't like the taste of it.

[18:50:55] Mikoolo/rizon Never tried cheese wiz tho.

[18:51:08] Mikoolo/rizon It's easy to make whipped cream.

[18:51:16] Mikoolo/rizon Even a 6 year old can do it.

[18:52:51] Mikoolo/rizon You take a whisk and whisk it in cream.

[18:52:58] Mikoolo/rizon Wham after a few seconds you got whip cream.

[18:53:51] Mikoolo/rizon Now if I read between the lines one can assume you don't know how with your previous sentence.

[18:54:06] Mikoolo/rizon "<~Zero> Fortunately my wife knows how to make whipped cream from scratch and actually likes doing it"

[18:54:49] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't call making whip cream cooking.

[18:55:17] Mikoolo/rizon You even hate making sandwiches? :<

[18:55:50] Mikoolo/rizon til Zero doesn't even brew coffee or make tea :(

[18:56:34] Mikoolo/rizon So if you and I were roomies you'd order takeout everyday, Zero?

[18:56:42] Mikoolo/rizon While I'd be eating my homemade meatballs.

[18:57:17] Mikoolo/rizon Dad weight.

[18:57:45] Mikoolo/rizon Your biological clock decided to turn into dad mode.

[18:58:45] Mikoolo/rizon You don't.

[18:58:59] Mikoolo/rizon 1000usd car licenseplate is a waste imo.

[19:00:33] Mikoolo/rizon Is performance better?

[19:00:37] Mikoolo/rizon Or are you sad because it ain't?

[19:12:13] Mikoolo/rizon D&D meme https://i.imgur.com/9d8uMOQ.jpeg

[19:13:44] Mikoolo/rizon Zero this reminded me of your wife https://i.imgur.com/kk2C9tJ.jpeg

[19:16:19] Mikoolo/rizon Let her have it as a quilty pleasure.

[19:16:38] Mikoolo/rizon Zero, did you watch nilered make american cheese?

[19:16:54] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o

[19:17:12] Mikoolo/rizon I'd eat that.

[19:17:39] Mikoolo/rizon That it contains plastic, HelderHeid.

[19:17:45] Mikoolo/rizon Which it does not.

[19:18:17] Mikoolo/rizon It does however contain colby, HelderHeid.

[19:18:21] Mikoolo/rizon And water, esjay.

[19:18:26] Mikoolo/rizon It's basically diluted cheese.

[19:18:54] Mikoolo/rizon If you add water to cheese you're diluting it.

[19:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon Can't argue against the village elder.

[19:20:22] Mikoolo/rizon See it from the dark side, esjay. 30 years from now you'll be one of them.

[19:22:26] Mikoolo/rizon Was fun to see him do something different while still same content as usually.

[19:23:03] Mikoolo/rizon Well cooking is chemistry.

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