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[15:37:26] Zero/rizon hi

[15:37:48] Zero/rizon I missed the racist shenanigans

[15:37:55] Zero/rizon Probably for the best

[15:38:27] Zero/rizon odd breakfast

[15:38:55] Zero/rizon Ok time for work. My boss has covid so I should be able to IRC there

[15:38:56] Zero/rizon bbs

[17:19:08] Zero/rizon I have arrived at werk!

[17:19:39] Zero/rizon what's salmon steak

[17:19:42] Zero/rizon i know salmon

[17:19:43] Zero/rizon i know steak

[17:19:48] Zero/rizon i do not know salmon steak

[17:20:26] Zero/rizon Oh yeah no that's cool just ignore my question

[17:20:41] Zero/rizon Look at me

[17:20:42] Zero/rizon Hey

[17:20:47] Zero/rizon Hey listen

[17:20:50] Zero/rizon Answer my fuckin question

[17:21:15] Zero/rizon but steak is beef

[17:21:18] Zero/rizon salmon has beef?

[17:27:09] Zero/rizon sry pls bbq saus

[17:27:37] Zero/rizon Dang

[17:27:39] Zero/rizon Background checks are back

[17:27:43] Zero/rizon That didn't last long

[17:28:03] Zero/rizon u last too long

[17:28:06] Zero/rizon it is a blessing and a curse

[17:28:11] Zero/rizon s/u/i

[17:28:14] Zero/rizon cirse

[17:28:15] Zero/rizon lul

[17:28:43] Zero/rizon butt stuff is gross

[17:28:52] Zero/rizon only people that like poo like butt stuff

[17:29:25] Zero/rizon no

[17:29:42] Zero/rizon is it sfw

[17:29:44] Zero/rizon oh

[17:29:51] Zero/rizon pm me it i will watch at home

[17:30:21] Zero/rizon Or you can $tell it

[17:30:26] Zero/rizon To satisfy h4

[17:43:41] Zero/rizon $tell Zero watch this nsfw thing mikoolo posted. something to do with anuses probably? dutch dildos perhaps? https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/09/a3c7fc19c4e9c7c8.mp4

[17:43:46] Zero/rizon Aw

[17:44:14] Zero/rizon :|

[17:44:38] Zero/rizon I should have known, it was shared by Mikoolo

[17:44:42] Zero/rizon I expected dutch dildos though

[17:44:44] Zero/rizon this is much worse

[17:44:57] Zero/rizon lol

[17:45:37] Zero/rizon Butt stuff is like

[17:45:38] Zero/rizon anal

[17:45:53] Zero/rizon Touching butts and liking butts is not butt stuff

[17:46:01] Zero/rizon butt stuff only involves the things in and that come out of butts

[17:46:32] Zero/rizon solar flare!

[17:46:50] Zero/rizon i did solar flare once

[17:47:10] Zero/rizon Very well

[17:50:00] Zero/rizon is imgur still shit

[17:50:05] Zero/rizon i know it was throwing 404 errors

[17:50:15] Zero/rizon https://imgur.com/8oKKhnr

[17:53:51] Zero/rizon I didn't know they had tacos in the UK

[17:54:50] Zero/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCx3MBITMZY You could see why I would believe that though

[17:55:01] Zero/rizon HelderHeid is Mexican?

[17:55:24] Zero/rizon It'sl ike

[17:55:27] Zero/rizon The people in teh vid I posted

[17:55:31] Zero/rizon Have never seen tacos in their lives

[18:26:56] Zero/rizon can i pet that dog

[18:34:05] Zero/rizon what's a toby keith

[18:35:00] Zero/rizon dang cancer

[18:42:58] Zero/rizon what's a kvarg

[18:45:43] Zero/rizon what's yogurth

[18:46:03] Zero/rizon lol

[18:47:19] Zero/rizon sounds like yogurt

[18:47:39] Zero/rizon spread

[18:47:41] Zero/rizon is that like margarine

[18:47:50] Zero/rizon i hate margarine

[18:48:07] Zero/rizon give me the real shit

[18:48:32] Zero/rizon My mom would always tell us it's made out of plastic

[18:48:35] Zero/rizon lol

[18:49:17] Zero/rizon margarine, american cheese, miracle whip

[18:49:30] Zero/rizon The trifecta of shit I grew up on and will never eat again because it's all fucking disgusting

[18:49:44] Zero/rizon cheese wiz or whatever

[18:50:00] Zero/rizon i'm pretty sure it's derrived fromamerican cheese

[18:50:43] Zero/rizon I dislike it but I'll eat it

[18:50:55] Zero/rizon Fortunately my wife knows how to make whipped cream from scratch and actually likes doing it

[18:52:23] Zero/rizon It's easy to make whipped cream, sure

[18:52:27] Zero/rizon A 6 year old can do it, sure

[18:52:31] Zero/rizon If they actually learn how

[18:52:36] Zero/rizon Most people don't learn how

[18:52:40] Zero/rizon And thus can't make it

[18:52:59] Zero/rizon Yes

[18:53:11] Zero/rizon You'd be surprised how many people globally don't know that

[18:53:11] Zero/rizon lol

[18:54:34] Zero/rizon Oh I do, but I refuse to cook

[18:54:50] Zero/rizon Yeah

[18:54:59] Zero/rizon When I say cook

[18:55:01] Zero/rizon I mean meal prep

[18:55:06] Zero/rizon Any kind

[18:55:07] Zero/rizon Whatsoever

[18:55:17] Zero/rizon If it doesn't involve slam dunking something into the microwave

[18:55:20] Zero/rizon I ain't doin it

[18:55:52] Zero/rizon Preparing food is like my #1 most disliked "chore"

[18:56:05] Zero/rizon I don't, my wife makes tea for me and I only drink coffee at work

[18:56:46] Zero/rizon FYI

[18:56:53] Zero/rizon At the start of COVID

[18:56:58] Zero/rizon I was 170 lbs

[18:57:05] Zero/rizon 2 years in I hit 206 I think

[18:57:11] Zero/rizon From eating nothing but fast food

[18:57:20] Zero/rizon Because most of teh stores were in short supply of most things around me

[18:57:29] Zero/rizon My baby was born almost 4 years in tho

[18:57:58] Zero/rizon I am shifting into dad bod

[18:58:04] Zero/rizon I really need to start working out

[18:58:14] Zero/rizon Need to order some workout equipment too

[18:58:26] Zero/rizon Spending stuff on something I don't want to do kinda adds a bit of enticement to actually do it

[18:58:31] Zero/rizon Otherwise I'm wasting money

[18:58:35] Zero/rizon And we all know how much I hate doing that :^)

[19:00:52] Zero/rizon Most core exercises are pretty brutal

[19:01:12] Zero/rizon Its why most people have a weak core

[19:01:16] Zero/rizon They focus on things like arms and legs

[19:01:42] Zero/rizon Yep lol

[19:02:03] Zero/rizon Not even about knocking out

[19:02:04] Zero/rizon But like

[19:02:09] Zero/rizon Arms and legs also show more than stomach

[19:02:22] Zero/rizon You can burn bellyfat without doing core exercises

[19:02:33] Zero/rizon By doing things like ltos of cardio

[19:02:41] Zero/rizon Core exercises are more for toning the abdomen

[19:02:48] Zero/rizon Get them washboard abs

[19:02:53] Zero/rizon grate cheese on them

[19:06:03] Zero/rizon wat

[19:06:39] Zero/rizon "More in the kitchen than in the gym"

[19:06:43] Zero/rizon While diet is important

[19:06:46] Zero/rizon gym is far more important

[19:06:57] Zero/rizon You can eat like shit and still have a six pack, eating like shit just means you have to work that much harder to achieve it

[19:07:14] Zero/rizon Yeah I used to be in great shape

[19:07:44] Zero/rizon Nope, I haven't worked out in a minute while I continue eating like shit

[19:07:57] Zero/rizon I've had it before lol

[19:08:10] Zero/rizon Back when I was actually in shape and sexy af I was eating takeout 3x a week

[19:08:24] Zero/rizon Like I said

[19:08:26] Zero/rizon When you eat like shit

[19:08:29] Zero/rizon You have to work that much harder

[19:08:34] Zero/rizon The status quo won't do it

[19:08:42] Zero/rizon I'm talking like working out 3x a day

[19:09:05] Zero/rizon HelderHeid: Not when you eat like shit!

[19:10:17] Zero/rizon Necessary recovery period is reduced when taking a good pre and post workout

[19:10:19] Zero/rizon I love isoflex

[19:10:48] Zero/rizon Frogorg No shit

[19:10:59] Zero/rizon I'm just saying A. It's possible and B. Working out is more important

[19:12:32] Zero/rizon I mean

[19:12:35] Zero/rizon I never said it was a good idea either

[19:12:36] Zero/rizon lol

[19:12:51] Zero/rizon Eating bad is a terrible habit

[19:12:59] Zero/rizon But sometimes it's an unavoidable thing

[19:15:12] Zero/rizon lol Mikoolo

[19:15:15] Zero/rizon I've been changing my wife

[19:15:18] Zero/rizon Ever since we started dating

[19:15:37] Zero/rizon She now knows not to buy that garbage

[19:15:49] Zero/rizon Instead now opting to make it from scratch too

[19:15:57] Zero/rizon She still eats American cheese though, dunno if I can kick that shitty habit

[19:16:06] Zero/rizon I don't buy it so she can't eat it on my dime at least

[19:21:48] Zero/rizon Yeah Mikoolo

[19:21:57] Zero/rizon I'm subbed to NileRed

[19:22:05] Zero/rizon I should probably sub to NileBlue too

[19:22:34] Zero/rizon velveeta cheese is like govt cheese

[19:22:34] Zero/rizon gross

[19:22:44] Zero/rizon Mikoolo: It wasn't that different I don't think

[19:22:57] Zero/rizon It's like when he made chocolate

[19:23:20] Zero/rizon I do prefer when he uses chemistry to cook

[19:23:25] Zero/rizon Like when he made hot sauce, soda etc

[19:23:39] Zero/rizon i think he turned a plastic glove into grape soda

[19:23:49] Zero/rizon oh what did he turn the plastic glove into

[19:24:12] Zero/rizon he made alcohol too I think

[19:28:37] Zero/rizon .w

[19:28:39] Zero/rizon o

[19:28:45] Zero/rizon .register_location 90502

[19:28:49] Zero/rizon .w

[19:28:56] Zero/rizon .f

[19:29:02] Zero/rizon what the fuck

[19:29:07] Zero/rizon it's not suppposed to rain thurs and fri

[19:29:12] Zero/rizon there's a nilegreen?

[19:37:48] Zero/rizon There was lots of flooding yesterday

[19:37:55] Zero/rizon Which was why I worked from home

[19:38:08] Zero/rizon No

[19:38:11] Zero/rizon The route to work

[19:38:14] Zero/rizon Streetsa nd highways

[19:38:25] Zero/rizon I work like 40mi from home, almost in a different county

[19:51:25] Zero/rizon Lots of insurance companies are leaving California

[19:51:38] Zero/rizon Including the one I work for, I don't think they allow new policies to be opened here

[19:51:42] Zero/rizon But HQ is still in California

[19:52:16] Zero/rizon hah

[19:52:21] Zero/rizon My company did RTO and then layoffs

[19:52:28] Zero/rizon But the layoffs werent' related to RTO

[19:59:33] Zero/rizon HelderHeid: I mean there are still options

[19:59:34] Zero/rizon Just

[19:59:36] Zero/rizon Really shitty options

[19:59:46] Zero/rizon Shitty/expensive/etc

[19:59:55] Zero/rizon It's difficult to shop around now

[20:00:14] Zero/rizon You're not wrong

[20:00:29] Zero/rizon When I think to stay home during the rain

[20:00:33] Zero/rizon It's not because I'm afraid of the rain

[20:00:37] Zero/rizon It's because I'm afraid of other people in the rain

[20:00:56] Zero/rizon Passed like 7 different car wrecks on teh way into the office

[20:00:58] Zero/rizon esjay: For sure

[20:01:27] Zero/rizon People think they can still drive at 85 mph when it's raining sideways

[20:01:33] Zero/rizon Traction? What's traction?

[20:02:28] Zero/rizon I miss my carpool buddy

[20:02:30] Zero/rizon I got my bro in law a job here

[20:02:45] Zero/rizon We used to ride in together

[20:02:48] Zero/rizon But they moved him out to Oklahoma

[20:03:01] Zero/rizon So now I'm back to solo bolo

[20:04:56] Zero/rizon 6 months ago hmm

[20:05:02] Zero/rizon was that the "hurricane"

[20:05:14] Zero/rizon yeah i remember

[20:05:33] Zero/rizon We've had hurricanes before lol

[20:05:36] Zero/rizon They're just really fuckin rare

[20:05:43] Zero/rizon Yeah like that

[20:05:45] Zero/rizon In 1934 I think

[20:05:52] Zero/rizon Lots of people died

[20:06:08] Zero/rizon Wasn't so bad in Los Angeles tho

[20:06:10] Zero/rizon Some flooding sure

[20:06:55] Zero/rizon Well yeah

[20:07:10] Zero/rizon Yeah I put hurricane in quotes for a reason

[20:07:15] Zero/rizon It wasn't like a Florida hurricane

[20:07:20] Zero/rizon It was fairly tame

[20:07:29] Zero/rizon But it was a lot for California

[20:07:42] Zero/rizon Kinda like when temps get to the mid 30s in Los Angeles

[20:07:45] Zero/rizon People start flipping the fuck out

[20:07:47] Zero/rizon Because that ain't normal

[20:07:55] Zero/rizon Sorry

[20:07:57] Zero/rizon 30s F

[20:07:58] Zero/rizon So like 0 C

[20:08:07] Zero/rizon 30C is more normal

[20:08:47] Zero/rizon In our defense

[20:08:53] Zero/rizon It's because we don't ever get "actual weather"

[20:08:53] Zero/rizon lol

[20:09:02] Zero/rizon It's usually "Feels good" or "Feels fuckin hot"

[20:09:13] Zero/rizon When it snows, people freak out

[20:09:19] Zero/rizon When it rains, people freak out

[20:09:24] Zero/rizon When it's super windy, people freak out

[20:09:57] Zero/rizon You'd think it was the end of the world when that tornado happened a couple years ago

[20:10:07] Zero/rizon I don't even think it touched down

[20:10:29] Zero/rizon Berdoo lol

[20:10:32] Zero/rizon That's where Billy lives

[20:10:44] Zero/rizon $tell ComputerTech Gentle reminder that billy is gay

[20:11:15] Zero/rizon Billy

[20:11:25] Zero/rizon Good

[20:15:12] Zero/rizon ok i'm gonna go find a coworker to go to lunch with me bbs

[20:55:06] Zero/rizon Fuckers went to lunch without me

[20:55:18] Zero/rizon So I just got a shitty chicken quesadilla from the cafeteria

[20:55:36] Zero/rizon It's fine they got mcdonalds anyway

[20:55:38] Zero/rizon fuck mcdonalds

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