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[08:21:07] Mikoolo/rizon Morning

[08:21:43] Mikoolo/rizon Whats so good about it, Lex?

[08:22:40] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't sound good at all.

[08:22:56] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like a potential asphyxiation hazard to me.

[08:28:02] Mikoolo/rizon I think he wants to share the oxygen in his lungs with you, pankakes.

[08:30:45] Mikoolo/rizon That too.

[08:32:13] Mikoolo/rizon But ComputerTech doesn't drink beer.

[08:32:22] Mikoolo/rizon He drinks some weird tequila and beer like fusion.

[08:50:13] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[08:51:35] Mikoolo/rizon This ain't cold, slim.

[08:51:41] Mikoolo/rizon We had -38c last month.

[08:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon You don't care about the rain? Must be a british thing.

[09:00:31] Mikoolo/rizon .w kopenhavn

[09:00:36] Mikoolo/rizon .w copenhagen

[09:00:59] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[09:01:14] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if I was one busride away from you, h4.

[09:01:29] Mikoolo/rizon mhm

[09:01:36] Mikoolo/rizon mhm

[09:01:48] Mikoolo/rizon He'd punch my nose for those, ComputerTech.

[09:02:36] Mikoolo/rizon Use a chair.

[09:03:20] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech here's h4 and his smoke detector https://youtu.be/P4HrNfJj6pI

[09:05:48] Mikoolo/rizon You can get new batteries for the smoke detector aswell, h4.

[09:07:55] Mikoolo/rizon It's probably guest85 who got a nickafter being banned, h4.

[09:08:27] Mikoolo/rizon Nick regged yesterday so it's deffo someone who got banned from here.

[09:09:06] Mikoolo/rizon Morning potatomongler.

[09:11:42] Mikoolo/rizon No, h4. No potatos.

[09:11:59] Mikoolo/rizon calories

[09:12:07] Mikoolo/rizon Are you sick?

[09:12:25] Mikoolo/rizon Runny nose? Coughs?

[09:14:20] Mikoolo/rizon When I used to smoke weed I had one week each month that was weed free.

[09:14:38] Mikoolo/rizon But I also was over at my grandparents house for that entire week helping them.

[09:15:42] Mikoolo/rizon I highly recommend against cuddling wild bears.

[09:16:50] Mikoolo/rizon You could start your own bear sanctuary pankakes. Like these finnish guys https://youtu.be/69atYyxcz4o

[09:16:57] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en talviunille

[09:17:05] Mikoolo/rizon .t fi en kuusamon suurpetokeskus

[09:17:30] Mikoolo/rizon The guy goes into a small cabin where the bear sleeps for winter, pankakes.

[09:18:03] Mikoolo/rizon Like the guy in the video I linked to, pankakes.

[09:18:05] Mikoolo/rizon Looks warm.

[10:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon This is why I hate relay chats.

[10:14:20] Mikoolo/rizon "Lets connect small channels that no one chats in to a big one where loads chat in so spammers can have a way to spam my big channel without getting kicked!" - ComputerTech.

[11:00:00] Mikoolo/rizon petros1815 get a bouncer.

[11:00:59] Mikoolo/rizon Now I know why ComputerTech pets you pankakes. He has undiagnosed adhd and feels kinship with you.

[11:02:32] Mikoolo/rizon Thats part of his undiagnosed adhd.

[11:03:06] Mikoolo/rizon h4 doesn't like that people touch her, Ru.

[11:03:17] Mikoolo/rizon No touching.

[11:03:20] Mikoolo/rizon I do not.

[11:03:36] Mikoolo/rizon But I am glad that you asked first, Ru.

[11:04:12] Mikoolo/rizon It's ok pankakes.

[11:04:31] Mikoolo/rizon He can't be trusted with stroopwaffles.

[11:05:02] Mikoolo/rizon I will return the stroopwaffles to Sander as crumbs picked off from my beard.

[11:05:23] Mikoolo/rizon s/one/none

[11:07:04] Mikoolo/rizon Next time, Sander. Check for maximum allowed amounts of cigarettes to bring into australia for some extra pocket money.

[11:07:31] Mikoolo/rizon no

[11:07:40] Mikoolo/rizon A pack of cigarettes costs like 30€ there, h4.

[11:08:17] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 42aud to euro

[11:08:25] Mikoolo/rizon for one pack of marlboro red, h4.

[11:09:24] Mikoolo/rizon You can bring with you 2 to australia, Sander. 1 pack of unopened 25 and one opened.

[11:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon You are allowed to bring in duty-free:

[11:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon one unopen packet of up to 25 cigarettes or 25 grams of other tobacco products; and

[11:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon one open packet of cigarettes.

[11:10:17] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.abf.gov.au/importing-exporting-and-manufacturing/prohibited-goods/categories/tobacco

[11:12:12] Mikoolo/rizon Bring him a dropbear instead, Sander.

[11:59:49] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/C5SpTWwoxUA

[12:10:47] Mikoolo/rizon Stop bringing in weirdos, ComputerTech.

[12:29:48] Mikoolo/rizon Join only to say gn.

[13:12:30] Mikoolo/rizon hi irish666

[13:17:32] Mikoolo/rizon Do you take vitamin supplements, irish666?

[13:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon wildting2 ever considered the nick wildkingII ?

[13:31:34] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[13:44:32] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't. I threw a leper.

[13:44:36] Mikoolo/rizon Ice` is french.

[13:45:09] Mikoolo/rizon Back in ye olden days the druids tried to create a biological weapon that would turn all their enemies into leprechauns, pankakes.

[13:45:25] Mikoolo/rizon But it escaped their cauldrons before it was completed and became leprosy instead.

[13:45:58] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[13:46:13] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because you got some tiny asian ancestry.

[13:48:03] Mikoolo/rizon Let your knee rest, irish666.

[13:48:08] Mikoolo/rizon Until it stops hurting.

[13:48:33] Mikoolo/rizon Get some hand cream and go to pornhub, irish666.

[13:48:57] Mikoolo/rizon skin lotion*

[13:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon Emoquit?

[13:49:45] Mikoolo/rizon Look what I did h4!

[13:51:00] Mikoolo/rizon You used to avoid americans before, irish666.

[13:51:06] Mikoolo/rizon What changed?

[16:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon RedStar is the best linux distro.

[16:09:11] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[16:09:42] Mikoolo/rizon They haven't sent nukes to south korea and japan, web-60.

[16:11:02] Mikoolo/rizon No where in the article does it mention it was a nuke that was fired, web-60.

[16:11:24] Mikoolo/rizon Or that it was a suspected nuke.

[16:11:45] Mikoolo/rizon Now, that I can't argue against.

[16:12:17] Mikoolo/rizon But they were not sent at japan or south korea. They were sent into the sea.

[16:13:09] Mikoolo/rizon Imo we should nuke north korea and china.

[16:13:29] Mikoolo/rizon Tho china seems to be imploding economically atm.

[16:14:21] Mikoolo/rizon More companies are moving away from china.

[16:14:30] Mikoolo/rizon India is going to be the next sweatshop.

[16:23:55] Mikoolo/rizon linux mint is more user friendly out of the box rhan ubuntu.

[16:24:01] Mikoolo/rizon than*

[16:25:14] Mikoolo/rizon I personally would not recommend linux to gamers.

[16:32:18] Mikoolo/rizon Someone else added the mom part.

[16:32:24] Mikoolo/rizon Coz I actually spell it mum.

[16:34:01] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech added "Fill this" to topic so I responded in kind, web-60.

[16:49:04] Mikoolo/rizon Are you sorry for your actions regarding setting me on fire, web-60?

[16:49:42] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't sorry for this.

[16:50:20] Mikoolo/rizon Let it be in order for a while.

[16:50:45] Mikoolo/rizon See, I removed it now, Frogorg.

[16:51:08] Mikoolo/rizon If they had said "yes" then I wouldn't have put the ban in place, Frogorg.

[16:51:43] Mikoolo/rizon Are you sorry about your actions regarding setting me on fire now, web-60?

[16:52:20] Mikoolo/rizon And why did I deserve it, web-60?

[16:52:52] Mikoolo/rizon I can do that if you want, web-60.

[16:53:45] Mikoolo/rizon Only if ComputerTech's mum is in the middle, AlterEgo_.

[16:54:29] Mikoolo/rizon She is.

[16:55:20] Mikoolo/rizon Are you speaking about this channel, AlterEgo_?

[16:56:18] Mikoolo/rizon Nice, two ESL people speaking with each other.

[17:00:12] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a cyborg.

[17:00:15] Mikoolo/rizon HUmans are annoying.

[17:00:32] Mikoolo/rizon Get the name Real McName.

[17:00:47] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[17:00:55] Mikoolo/rizon Becoming a cyborg doesn't increase your intelligence.

[17:01:05] Mikoolo/rizon You might be thinking about androids.

[17:01:23] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[17:02:25] Mikoolo/rizon Do you wish me to take actions regarding this death threat, AlterEgo_?

[17:03:11] Mikoolo/rizon I'm ban happy if it's about retarded people.

[17:04:05] Mikoolo/rizon Do you stand by that statement, web-60?

[17:04:38] Mikoolo/rizon Are you sure, web-60?

[17:05:02] Mikoolo/rizon You should have seen this one coming then regarding what happened last time I asked you a question.

[17:08:07] Mikoolo/rizon Hi wof.

[17:08:32] Mikoolo/rizon Hi Sir Fensta.

[17:09:45] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[17:10:07] Mikoolo/rizon And you?

[17:10:20] Mikoolo/rizon Evening

[17:10:55] Mikoolo/rizon The multiple dots after that ok tells me you might not actually be ok, Fensta.

[17:11:02] Mikoolo/rizon Nite, wof.

[17:11:51] Mikoolo/rizon I know that feeling.

[17:12:07] Mikoolo/rizon But thats after I've told everyone about my shit a thousand times.

[17:12:31] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed.

[17:12:50] Mikoolo/rizon You're *

[17:13:35] Mikoolo/rizon I am brushing up on my malicious compliance skills for when the great purge happens.

[17:14:10] Mikoolo/rizon Indeedm h4.

[17:14:18] Mikoolo/rizon He's worse than me, web-60.

[17:15:42] Mikoolo/rizon We should break his legs to the lower part matches the upper.

[17:15:50] Mikoolo/rizon no

[17:16:17] Mikoolo/rizon mrinfinity, never give if someone asks for it. Give it as a reward for good behaviour instead.

[17:17:25] Mikoolo/rizon It's ComputerTech's sheep pens.

[17:17:39] Mikoolo/rizon He collects everyone in here that he considers to be sheep that he can fuck or be fucked by.

[17:19:15] Mikoolo/rizon Stop spamming

[17:20:22] Mikoolo/rizon Next time I'll solve it the only way I know how regarding this specific case.

[17:20:52] Mikoolo/rizon Would you approve of my future solution next time they +v and -v spam you, web-60?

[17:22:05] Mikoolo/rizon What is a .deb file?

[17:23:14] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 I'm gonna start kicking you in the future if you continue calling it swedish.

[17:23:22] Mikoolo/rizon It's like calling stout for swedish beer.

[17:24:10] Mikoolo/rizon kvarg is german, Fensta.

[17:24:26] Mikoolo/rizon eating after

[17:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon tulip

[17:24:50] Mikoolo/rizon guerrila chev

[17:24:56] Mikoolo/rizon guerrila cuba

[17:25:23] Mikoolo/rizon guelder rose

[17:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon a throne

[17:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon throne

[17:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon woodenchair

[17:26:07] Mikoolo/rizon woolscrap

[17:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon woolcock

[17:26:21] Mikoolo/rizon autophobia

[17:26:26] Mikoolo/rizon momentophobia

[17:26:29] Mikoolo/rizon kinetophobia

[17:26:57] Mikoolo/rizon How many people would you kick, web-60?

[17:27:08] Mikoolo/rizon dammes

[17:27:09] Mikoolo/rizon damm

[17:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon barriers

[17:27:14] Mikoolo/rizon levels

[17:27:23] Mikoolo/rizon ledges

[17:27:26] Mikoolo/rizon ledgers

[17:27:41] Mikoolo/rizon That guy from third rock from the sun

[17:27:47] Mikoolo/rizon No

[17:27:55] Mikoolo/rizon The bald alien who pretended to be a teacher, h4.

[17:28:10] Mikoolo/rizon john ledger

[17:28:14] Mikoolo/rizon john lanslow

[17:28:18] Mikoolo/rizon john linslow

[17:28:24] Mikoolo/rizon john lenslow

[17:28:41] Mikoolo/rizon aruba

[17:28:47] Mikoolo/rizon aruba barbadoss

[17:28:51] Mikoolo/rizon saint john's

[17:28:53] Mikoolo/rizon lool

[17:29:02] Mikoolo/rizon Pavarotti

[17:29:07] Mikoolo/rizon Mozard

[17:29:10] Mikoolo/rizon Guiness beers

[17:29:26] Mikoolo/rizon jack thermo

[17:29:43] Mikoolo/rizon james stanley

[17:29:47] Mikoolo/rizon james james

[17:30:19] Mikoolo/rizon LAST ONE!

[17:30:24] Mikoolo/rizon Star wars love

[17:30:30] Mikoolo/rizon shaking with laughter

[17:30:32] Mikoolo/rizon screaming with laughter

[17:30:35] Mikoolo/rizon .strivia

[17:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon I did it last time so someone else can do it now.

[17:32:24] Mikoolo/rizon Let him cry, AlterEgo_.

[17:32:59] Mikoolo/rizon AlterEgo_, fastest way is that he asks the one who banned him to unban him.

[17:33:31] Mikoolo/rizon They were begging for op so they also could kick people, foxy.

[17:33:58] Mikoolo/rizon yeah

[17:35:24] Mikoolo/rizon Me too.

[17:35:48] Mikoolo/rizon I hate everyone.

[17:36:03] Mikoolo/rizon I was the one who took your ops, mrinfinity.

[17:36:07] Mikoolo/rizon Please pay attention.

[17:37:37] Mikoolo/rizon I am brushing up on my malicious compliance skills for the great purge, Peorth.

[17:38:20] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't the one who started the great purge idea, Ru.

[17:38:54] Mikoolo/rizon I am just in favour for it coz I agree with his reasoning, Ru.

[17:40:15] Mikoolo/rizon if he is*

[17:44:59] Mikoolo/rizon Use a sledge hammer next time, GrungeBarbie.

[18:22:39] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth we should ban everynick with guest in it.

[18:27:33] Mikoolo/rizon He's been on rizon for months, GrungeBarbie.

[18:29:08] Mikoolo/rizon Ru, it's the retard that hates indians, not Peorth.

[18:32:24] Mikoolo/rizon If they learn how to I bet they'll beat me in a dozen years.

[19:46:56] Mikoolo/rizon qwebirc being banned is a great thing wof.

[19:47:07] Mikoolo/rizon It raises the minimum IQ requirements to reasonable levels.

[19:47:25] Mikoolo/rizon To enter the channel.

[19:51:12] Mikoolo/rizon He likes to argue with his feet, Fensta.

[19:51:24] Mikoolo/rizon He's rather violent like that.

[19:54:01] Mikoolo/rizon I would be very polite if that was a thing, Fensta.

[19:54:13] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a keyboard warrior, not a irl badass.

[19:54:49] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 here would probably have shot me with his ar-18 years ago if it was a thing.

[20:01:43] Mikoolo/rizon No, he was in a reverse gangbang with a swedish volley ball team, ski.

[20:02:15] Mikoolo/rizon He strained his dick after being force fed viagra and had to spend 5 hours satisfying them, ski.

[20:06:41] Mikoolo/rizon No ski. I was all over phonekait's indoor furniture and cats, ski.

[20:07:38] Mikoolo/rizon My grandpa once opened a can of surströmming outdoors. Their cat ran faster than lightning as soon as the can was punctured.

[20:07:49] Mikoolo/rizon AWay from it.

[20:29:47] Mikoolo/rizon Harry Potter, HelderHeid.

[20:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon Wait

[20:30:00] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the books they talked about before.

[20:33:41] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad h4 doesn't follow that advice, pankakes.

[20:37:42] Mikoolo/rizon You do mention her more often than she does you, h4.

[20:44:37] Mikoolo/rizon Give it to your colleague with the excellent oral skills, phonekait. Tell her it's a swedish delicacy.

[20:45:24] Mikoolo/rizon Just remove the text that says "surströmming" on it.

[20:45:46] Mikoolo/rizon So they might open it indoors rather than outside.

[20:46:32] Mikoolo/rizon It starts smelling too fast, HelderHeid.

[20:46:43] Mikoolo/rizon Better to hide a punctured can of tuna in water and hide it there, HelderHeid.

[20:46:48] Mikoolo/rizon The smell will grow over time.

[20:46:53] Mikoolo/rizon Instead for being instantly noticed.

[20:47:19] Mikoolo/rizon Or a dead fish.

[20:47:38] Mikoolo/rizon Durian starts smelling as you open it, even before iirc.

[20:48:39] Mikoolo/rizon You mentioned that indian? thing too. That smells awfull but only when it gets wet?

[20:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon A long time ago.

[20:48:53] Mikoolo/rizon Or was it someone else?

[20:48:57] Mikoolo/rizon Something used in cooking iirc.

[20:49:27] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the one

[20:49:36] Mikoolo/rizon Hard to remember that name.

[20:59:28] Mikoolo/rizon This surströmming video is better, ski https://youtu.be/kADGFdE00KY

[21:00:02] Mikoolo/rizon And half the length.

[21:03:07] Mikoolo/rizon Fermented herring in a can, Fensta.

[21:04:25] Mikoolo/rizon THe cans tend to expand over time as gas builds up inside them Fensta.

[21:04:56] Mikoolo/rizon bulge*

[21:06:00] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine the sweat from 10 football seasons concentrated to one raindrop, Fensta. And you'll then be able to imagine how strongly it smells.

[21:07:35] Mikoolo/rizon Like the sicillian cheese with fly larvae in it.

[21:07:52] Mikoolo/rizon sardinian*

[21:09:05] Mikoolo/rizon :>

[21:12:43] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why I kept banning ferret the other day, Peorth. Instead for asking me to have it removed they devided the first option was to evade it.

[21:12:52] Mikoolo/rizon decided*

[21:13:05] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you. I love people like them.

[21:13:33] Mikoolo/rizon Same with that zuul/litero weirdo.

[21:13:42] Mikoolo/rizon But thats probably the same person as ferret.

[21:15:41] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't ban web-60 tho

[21:15:56] Mikoolo/rizon Well I removed the one I put on them, but then someone else banned them.

[21:16:18] Mikoolo/rizon I assumed you implied I did.

[21:16:40] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because a paper shield is better than no shield, h4.

[21:18:50] Mikoolo/rizon Think I'll go to bed. A cold decided to show itself today and I might have a slight fever.

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