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[08:09:11] Mikoolo/rizon .yt bailando bailando

[08:09:18] Mikoolo/rizon WRONG VERSION

[08:09:38] Mikoolo/rizon .yt paradisio bailando

[08:09:58] Mikoolo/rizon There ComputerTech, from 97.

[08:10:52] Mikoolo/rizon It features a singer in bikini ComputerTech

[08:33:03] Mikoolo/rizon We have warned you many times to not spam, ComputerTech.

[08:33:08] Mikoolo/rizon But you don't listen to them.

[08:35:58] Mikoolo/rizon Well you don't listen to us either.

[08:36:05] Mikoolo/rizon Good that you realize that atleast.

[08:37:44] Mikoolo/rizon Heres what I do with that glass, ComputerTech. https://youtu.be/UoUEQYjYgf4

[09:05:32] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[09:15:52] Mikoolo/rizon I think he's a dildo more than canadian, ComputerTech.

[09:17:35] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech https://youtu.be/hZAGdEsCjn8

[09:25:55] Mikoolo/rizon .w satan's kingdom

[09:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon .w satans kingdom

[09:30:28] Mikoolo/rizon I think thats one of his 3 bots, ComputerTech.

[09:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't seen them write in here for days tho.

[09:31:28] Mikoolo/rizon Let him make his own excuses, ComputerTech.

[09:31:36] Mikoolo/rizon /kickban wez eeeuuuw

[09:32:09] Mikoolo/rizon no

[09:32:22] Mikoolo/rizon Fucking playing with 150+ in ping.

[09:32:32] Mikoolo/rizon months ago?

[09:33:52] Mikoolo/rizon Yours is worse without having a braindamage.

[09:34:00] Mikoolo/rizon Same with your attention span.

[09:34:57] Mikoolo/rizon N ow let me check what time Saphir^Txp (the rest were a almost a month ago) coz if I was asleep then it doesn't count, ComputerTech.

[09:35:05] Mikoolo/rizon Wrote that

[10:41:10] Mikoolo/rizon Fresh outa the shower.

[10:41:20] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[11:36:07] Mikoolo/rizon Back from the store.

[11:37:03] Mikoolo/rizon Stuff

[11:39:00] Mikoolo/rizon So thisi s the only way you can spam now without getting shit from us?

[11:39:35] Mikoolo/rizon He's doing good work, ComputerTech.

[11:39:37] Mikoolo/rizon I support it.

[11:39:44] Mikoolo/rizon Even if I myself gets affected by it, ComputerTech.

[11:40:14] Mikoolo/rizon He only likes me because I'm scared of him, ComputerTech.

[11:40:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats like 90% of the channel, pankakes.

[11:40:54] Mikoolo/rizon Then he likes me because I have the courage to publicly reveal that I fear him, ComputerTech.

[11:41:32] Mikoolo/rizon @topusers

[11:41:50] Mikoolo/rizon Murasa is a bot, so you're 6th place, ComputerTech.

[11:41:59] Mikoolo/rizon I bet BC is also a bot.

[11:42:17] Mikoolo/rizon Tay is also a bot.

[11:42:44] Mikoolo/rizon When did I claim that Ru is a bot, Ru?

[11:44:17] Mikoolo/rizon I would have kept esjay and removed rails instead.

[11:44:30] Mikoolo/rizon esjay is infinitively more active.

[11:44:50] Mikoolo/rizon Even better reason to have kept esjay instead, ComputerTech.

[11:47:42] Mikoolo/rizon It's now been 4 days, ComputerTech.

[11:47:51] Mikoolo/rizon In 3 days I'll reveal something you haven't noticed.

[11:48:48] Mikoolo/rizon Make a tell to remind you to remind me to tell you what you haven't noticed that will remind you in 3 days from now, ComputerTech.

[11:49:09] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[11:59:08] Mikoolo/rizon That doesn't seem geuine tbh.

[11:59:16] Mikoolo/rizon genuine*

[11:59:25] Mikoolo/rizon No, your "sry".

[11:59:30] Mikoolo/rizon Like, too lazy to spell sorry.

[11:59:43] Mikoolo/rizon Don't say it to me, ComputerTech.

[12:00:07] Mikoolo/rizon That seems more sarcastic than genuine, ComputerTech.

[12:00:31] Mikoolo/rizon Ei, ComputerTech valetele, mä olen suomalainen, zicada.

[12:01:08] Mikoolo/rizon Thats ok, zicada.

[12:01:22] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, have you heard the best song ever to come from norway?

[12:01:34] Mikoolo/rizon nah

[12:01:46] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech, the best norwegian song ever made https://youtu.be/sZbp4bXuEG8

[12:02:04] Mikoolo/rizon HARD ANGER!

[12:02:32] Mikoolo/rizon They are. They put all their anger in the region Hardanger, ComputerTech.

[12:03:08] Mikoolo/rizon Fun Fact: Norway is one of the hardest countries to invade along with schweiz.

[12:03:24] Mikoolo/rizon From a geographic standpoint.

[12:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon Invasion from the sea? Welcome to a maze network!

[12:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because quisling was pretty much a collaborator, zicada.

[12:04:31] Mikoolo/rizon The USSR were equipped for a summer warfare.

[12:04:36] Mikoolo/rizon But it turned into winter pretty early.

[12:05:05] Mikoolo/rizon But norway can like build naval fortifications anywhere and a invasion by sea would be impossible.

[12:05:18] Mikoolo/rizon Same fjords and valleys could hide anti air cannons aswell.

[12:05:26] Mikoolo/rizon Making a air invasion very hard.

[12:05:58] Mikoolo/rizon yes to you too, ComputerTech.

[12:06:34] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[12:06:36] Mikoolo/rizon nice

[12:06:49] Mikoolo/rizon Hope we won't see more -38c this year.

[12:07:15] Mikoolo/rizon Come to Kiruna next christmas, ComputerTech. I'll pay for all the alcohol you'll drink from sunrise to sunset.

[12:07:46] Mikoolo/rizon You can use pretty much any tree to make a bonsai.

[12:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is from a country full of rocks and very few trees.

[12:08:52] Mikoolo/rizon And how many days would it take for you to reach the other end of that forest if you walk trough it, ComputerTech?

[12:09:22] Mikoolo/rizon So less than one day ComputerTech?

[12:09:28] Mikoolo/rizon Thats not a forest.

[12:09:38] Mikoolo/rizon Not woods either.

[12:10:05] Mikoolo/rizon My city is surrounded by endless forest, ComputerTech.

[12:11:03] Mikoolo/rizon My new neighbours dogs are barking again.

[12:11:57] Mikoolo/rizon Rather punch the owner for not being with their dogs until they've settled down in their new home.

[12:13:39] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech, have some j-pop https://youtu.be/r9jCZOx7bAU

[12:14:16] Mikoolo/rizon no

[12:15:11] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a gamer and windows is far superior than linux for my needs.

[12:15:31] Mikoolo/rizon Have you managed to install bnet yet ComputerTech?

[12:15:48] Mikoolo/rizon See.

[12:16:52] Mikoolo/rizon I don't have a github account so I can't comment, ComputerTech.

[12:17:31] Mikoolo/rizon Nordic model is better, zicada.

[12:17:36] Mikoolo/rizon Mix of socialism and captialism.

[12:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon It's also a socialism, zicada.

[12:18:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's a hybrid of both.

[12:18:49] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the main objective for any company in any economy, zicada.

[12:19:52] Mikoolo/rizon Having a mix of both like in scandinavia both keep each other in balance so we don't turn into US or like North Korea over time, zicada.

[12:20:19] Mikoolo/rizon Both being extremes of two different economic ideologies.

[12:21:14] Mikoolo/rizon China is having vast economic issues right now, zicada.

[12:22:19] Mikoolo/rizon But because of political stagnation, zicada. Overtime, when unchecked, communism turns into a ultra capitalism like china has become.

[12:23:30] Mikoolo/rizon btw

[12:23:42] Mikoolo/rizon Did you see the little pinks that harassed the piano player in UK zicada?

[12:24:19] Mikoolo/rizon uncut livestream of it https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA

[12:26:49] Mikoolo/rizon Could have given her halfop instead, ComputerTech.

[12:27:00] Mikoolo/rizon Remember, halfop is a thing.

[12:27:27] Mikoolo/rizon I know he doesn't, web-60. Look at the 4 halfops we have in here.

[12:29:08] Mikoolo/rizon Times are changing in here, web-60. We're gonna see less sop/ops from now on.

[12:31:41] Mikoolo/rizon Just put them on ignore, web-60.

[12:36:38] Mikoolo/rizon I can fix your knee, irish666.

[12:36:52] Mikoolo/rizon Put your leg on this wooden table and I'll bring a chainsaw.

[12:37:08] Mikoolo/rizon I got a license, irish666.

[12:37:38] Mikoolo/rizon Like some extreme cases of people tripping on datura, zicada?

[12:40:03] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. Gotta ask the doctors on my next follow up if they can make me a evaluation and recommend me to do work training to the unemployment office.

[12:40:51] Mikoolo/rizon A easy manual labour job.

[12:41:09] Mikoolo/rizon I hate office jobs.

[12:41:45] Mikoolo/rizon a easy manual labour job, zicada.

[12:41:55] Mikoolo/rizon Too hard to narrow it down.

[12:42:21] Mikoolo/rizon Like walking in a park and rake leaves all day long is a easy manual labour job.

[12:42:40] Mikoolo/rizon Or pack firewood sacks.

[12:42:54] Mikoolo/rizon If I get livränta I'll get.

[12:43:02] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 27756 sek to euro

[12:43:06] Mikoolo/rizon Before tax

[12:43:08] Mikoolo/rizon monthly

[12:43:31] Mikoolo/rizon I was in a workplace accident recently zicada. I first need to find my new physical limits.

[12:44:20] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 can tell you about the accident, zicada. He's heard it 10 million times since last year.

[12:45:57] Mikoolo/rizon I got hit by a metal object propelled by the clearing saw last year, zicada. Spent weeks at the icu/observation ward with brain hemorraghe. I am for all practical purposes blind in my right eye and the metal object is stuck in my brain as we speak.

[12:46:45] Mikoolo/rizon Might get 300k sek from the insurance company once they are done investigating.

[12:47:00] Mikoolo/rizon It doesn't, web-60. I was always weird.

[12:47:13] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah zicada, It's too deep in. Removing it would cause more damage.

[12:47:17] Mikoolo/rizon I never had issues walking, irish666.

[12:47:30] Mikoolo/rizon I only had issues being allowed to walk for the first 2 weeks.

[12:47:48] Mikoolo/rizon Wanna see the two x-rays I have zicada?

[12:48:08] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/bNnPYY2.jpg this is the brain hemorraghe area zicada

[12:48:21] Mikoolo/rizon This is the metal object zicada https://i.imgur.com/TNLVCZu.jpg

[12:48:41] Mikoolo/rizon Good web-60.

[12:48:44] Mikoolo/rizon You ain't missing out.

[12:49:10] Mikoolo/rizon no

[12:49:32] Mikoolo/rizon THey did a x-ray once a month until november.

[12:49:39] Mikoolo/rizon It never moved during that period.

[12:49:56] Mikoolo/rizon And blood samples once a week and later once every two weeks, no infections noticed.

[12:50:15] Mikoolo/rizon No issues with muscles or motorics.

[12:50:33] Mikoolo/rizon And I've always been a weirdo, mentally speaking.

[12:50:55] Mikoolo/rizon It ain't massive tho. 1.4cm long.

[12:51:04] Mikoolo/rizon ANd rather thin. It's a wire from a fence.

[12:51:50] Mikoolo/rizon What surprised some nurses I've met was that I was concious the entire time and mobile. zicada.

[12:52:07] Mikoolo/rizon From the point of accident to when they put me under to do surgery on my eye.

[12:52:33] Mikoolo/rizon I am never going to use it as an excuse for my actions, zicada.

[12:53:26] Mikoolo/rizon Thats too bothersome in the long run, irish666.

[12:53:44] Mikoolo/rizon The eye being affected.

[12:53:51] Mikoolo/rizon THe metal wire entered my head through the eye.

[12:54:04] Mikoolo/rizon They removed 50 fragments from my eyeglasses in the first surgery.

[12:54:09] Mikoolo/rizon I had no pupil when I got it.

[12:54:33] Mikoolo/rizon I can see light sources.

[12:54:41] Mikoolo/rizon And movements if it's in a bright room or bright outside.

[12:55:59] Mikoolo/rizon But I got one thing incommong with superman now, zicada. Superman's weakness is kryptonite. Mine is fridge magnets.

[12:56:22] Mikoolo/rizon Wear skirts, phonekait.

[12:56:25] Mikoolo/rizon Easier to put on.

[12:57:36] Mikoolo/rizon No

[12:57:40] Mikoolo/rizon The metal object.

[12:58:22] Mikoolo/rizon I told every new surgeon I met that. "It's like an itch I shouldn't scratch but I want to get a strong neodymium magnet and put on my head to see what happens."

[12:58:29] Mikoolo/rizon They all got horrified looks on their faces.

[12:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon The object could travel through the brian matter towards the magnet and while it would do that I would get a new brain hemorraghe and could flop around like a fish on dry land.

[12:59:16] Mikoolo/rizon brain*

[13:08:57] Mikoolo/rizon iktf https://i.imgur.com/6s7ybqP.jpeg

[13:10:40] Mikoolo/rizon Different people active during different times throughout the day.

[13:11:04] Mikoolo/rizon Wait until the germans start getting active when they get home from work, zicada.

[13:11:30] Mikoolo/rizon They are up.

[13:11:33] Mikoolo/rizon They are just at work.

[13:12:08] Mikoolo/rizon And phonekait here is american she's heading to work as we speak.

[13:12:43] Mikoolo/rizon Good good, wildting2. You're also american. geographically speaking.

[13:13:12] Mikoolo/rizon zicada quick, name the geographically scandinavian countries.

[13:13:57] Mikoolo/rizon You got one wrong there.

[13:14:02] Mikoolo/rizon Yee

[13:14:05] Mikoolo/rizon That makes it trickier.

[13:14:13] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[13:14:24] Mikoolo/rizon Norway, Sweden and Finland are the geographically scandinavian countries.

[13:15:06] Mikoolo/rizon Got a distant relative in finland thats doing family tree stuff.

[13:15:25] Mikoolo/rizon Sent him a video of my great grandparents a couple of months ago. They are his grandparents.

[13:15:48] Mikoolo/rizon My great grandfather fought in the winter and continuation war.

[13:18:14] Mikoolo/rizon Useless bow.

[13:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon wildting2, wanna buy my steam account? It's yours for 1000usd.

[13:19:57] Mikoolo/rizon never touched bg3

[13:20:10] Mikoolo/rizon Not really, web-60.

[13:20:22] Mikoolo/rizon But I got one extremely expensive game on my steam account tho, web-60.

[13:20:43] Mikoolo/rizon I paid 13€ for it.

[13:20:52] Mikoolo/rizon Keys are valued at 700€ right now.

[13:21:50] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I bet your euro truck simulator setup ain't as badass as this one https://dms-api.ntm.eu/api/v1/images/lq76vgkr/smart/width/980/height/551/as/jpeg/redirect

[13:22:18] Mikoolo/rizon That is a scania in the picture, ComputerTech.

[13:23:10] Mikoolo/rizon Everything in the truck is connected to the computer thats running euro truck simulator, ComputerTech.

[13:23:20] Mikoolo/rizon Steering wheel, breaks, windshield wipers, you name it.

[13:25:35] Mikoolo/rizon Heres some pictures from inside the truck ComputerTech https://forum.truckersmp.com/index.php?/topic/82225-scs-blog-scania-presentation-at-science-center-lule%C3%A5/

[13:26:48] Mikoolo/rizon We've noticed, web-60.

[13:33:58] Mikoolo/rizon Worst thing that could happen to europe due to global warming is that the gulf stream could change direction, zicada.

[13:34:27] Mikoolo/rizon We'd get temperatures and snowfall similar to siberia and canada if that happens.

[13:36:59] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I hope my big insurance payout happens soon so I can get a new gpu.

[13:37:21] Mikoolo/rizon Right east of you.

[13:37:52] Mikoolo/rizon The 7900XT looks rather nice atm.

[13:37:56] Mikoolo/rizon With the price drop.

[13:38:19] Mikoolo/rizon No esjay.

[13:38:50] Mikoolo/rizon If the room is decently well lit the brightness from the monitor ain't a issue for my right eye, esjay.

[13:39:12] Mikoolo/rizon But if it's a dark room and the monitor being the only light source then it gets rather tiring coz I get a harder time to focus.

[13:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon My mental state is quite solid. I saw a therapist once but it was kinda meh.

[13:42:35] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't one that cries over spilled milk so to say.

[13:43:17] Mikoolo/rizon I am also taking it easy with alcohol just in case, esjay. Don't wanna ruin whisky by becoming an alcoholic.

[13:44:08] Mikoolo/rizon I see the positives with the accident, esjay. I might get a stable job at samhall now rather than having seasonal jobs.

[13:44:28] Mikoolo/rizon And with annuity I'll make decent cash aswell.

[13:45:23] Mikoolo/rizon But I have to admit that it would have felt a little bit easier if I could blame someone for the accident, esjay. Hard to say "THAT FUCKING WILDLIFE FENCE! I SHOULD BURN THAT MF TO THE GROUND!".

[13:46:53] Mikoolo/rizon We also got a thing here called Jantelagen, esjay. Law of Jante.

[13:47:00] Mikoolo/rizon https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_Jante

[13:48:00] Mikoolo/rizon True true.

[13:49:02] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a idiom or something that summarizes law of jante into one sentence, zicada.

[13:49:19] Mikoolo/rizon A wiseman stops being wise when he believes himself to be wise.

[13:49:24] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot how the exact one went.

[13:51:06] Mikoolo/rizon Back in the 90's when we got our first windows computer we had some issues with it. Our neighbours sons who were in their mid teens came over too look at it and couldn't find any issues. (both work in IT right now)

[13:51:23] Mikoolo/rizon Mum came home from work and said "Did you check if the cd drive is empty?"

[13:51:47] Mikoolo/rizon There was a cd in it and the computer tried to boot from it the entire time.

[13:51:51] Mikoolo/rizon Problem solved.

[13:52:29] Mikoolo/rizon When I assembled this computer back in 2021

[13:52:31] Mikoolo/rizon OS: 64 bit Windows 10 Home (Version 10.0 2009 Build 19045.3930), CPU: 12 x AMD Ryzen 5 5600X 6-Core Processor @ 3700 MHz 3072 KB Cache, MEM: 16310 MB, 32% (5216 MB) free, DISKS: total 1,58 TB - 482 GB free, GFX: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 8192 MB, SCREEN: Generic PnP Monitor, 1920 x 1080 @ 32 bit, 60 Hz, AUDIO: NVIDIA High Definition Audio, UPTIME: 16 d, 1 h, 56 m

[13:52:42] Mikoolo/rizon Windows was incredibly stuttery and slow.

[13:52:52] Mikoolo/rizon Tried to reinstall it a couple of time. No issues with the installation.

[13:53:00] Mikoolo/rizon Went to work to empty my brain.

[13:53:20] Mikoolo/rizon Talked with a colleague and as we talked about the issue I figured out the problem.

[13:53:39] Mikoolo/rizon My 60gb ssd was too worn out/broken.

[13:54:01] Mikoolo/rizon Trashed it and installed it on my 250gb ssd and wham, no issues.

[13:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon That 60gb ssd was like 10ish years old.

[13:54:41] Mikoolo/rizon Early ssd too.

[13:56:41] Mikoolo/rizon SATA2, 285MB/275MB/s read/write,

[13:56:41] Mikoolo/rizon Corsair SSD Force Series 2,5" 60GB

[13:56:44] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the drive

[13:56:50] Mikoolo/rizon used it for 11 years.

[13:58:27] Mikoolo/rizon I paid

[13:58:38] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 956 sek to euro

[13:58:39] Mikoolo/rizon for it

[14:02:21] Mikoolo/rizon I also treat my co-workers with respect. Undependant on if they are swedish or immigrants. Coz it's important to be on friendly terms with all of them, especially in the line of work I've had. Forestry. Where it's better of they think "Shit he needs help asap!" rather than "Meh that fucker is being loud again, he can wait 10 minutes until I check what happened."

[14:02:57] Mikoolo/rizon Same thing in swedish work culture, zicada.

[14:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon But theres braggards everywhere.

[14:04:17] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a racist.

[14:04:40] Mikoolo/rizon But my stereotypic views gets crushed quite often and I start thinking differently.

[14:05:27] Mikoolo/rizon I remember one time where my stereotypic views were crushed the hardest.

[14:06:06] Mikoolo/rizon Back in 2017 when I was doing work training. A new guy started at the workplace. Black af. And I thought to my self "Fucker can probably barely speak swedish."

[14:06:26] Mikoolo/rizon When he opened his mouth my jaw dropped on the floor coz he spoke fluent swedish, better than I do.

[14:07:41] Mikoolo/rizon Sentinal island?

[14:08:08] Mikoolo/rizon What is true?

[14:08:22] Mikoolo/rizon What the fuck is sentinel island?

[14:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[14:09:26] Mikoolo/rizon That island.

[14:10:04] Mikoolo/rizon theres a few tribes like that in south american aswell iirc.

[14:10:15] Mikoolo/rizon south america*

[14:10:27] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[14:12:24] Mikoolo/rizon Norway has the best sitcom imo. Norsemen, Vikingarne in norwegian.

[14:13:32] Mikoolo/rizon I can roleplay as a female for 50€/hour, AlterEgo_. Paid per started hour, not completed hour.

[14:14:21] Mikoolo/rizon I'll give you a bonus of 1 minute cancellation time until the next hour is started, AlterEgo_.

[14:14:44] Mikoolo/rizon but if you don't manage to cancell it within that 1 minute you'll have to pay 100€.

[14:16:52] Mikoolo/rizon Whats kinda funny is that people complaining about the immigrant gangs killing each other here in sweden have either never heard of or forgotten the great nordic biker war, zicada.

[14:17:22] Mikoolo/rizon Do you remember the nordic biker war, zicada?

[14:17:46] Mikoolo/rizon They even broke into military facilities and stole rocket launchers that they then used.

[14:18:25] Mikoolo/rizon I was 9 to 12 years old when it occured.

[14:19:18] Mikoolo/rizon national guard is the english term, zicada.

[14:19:42] Mikoolo/rizon Or home guard.

[14:21:11] Mikoolo/rizon Same timespan for me Frogorg. But I don't really count it so it's 5 for me.

[14:21:28] Mikoolo/rizon That 1 gram of hasch in 2021 doesn't count imo.

[14:21:53] Mikoolo/rizon So I say christmas 2018 was the last time I smoked weed.

[14:23:31] Mikoolo/rizon I should have a glass of the whisky I bought on jan 11th. That makes the second glass I've had from it.

[14:24:26] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't retarded like the irish or americans when it comes to spelling it, wez.

[14:24:41] Mikoolo/rizon The americans and irish spell it like that, zicada.

[14:25:39] Mikoolo/rizon Spell the w liqour, pankakes.

[14:26:18] Mikoolo/rizon I got tired of him, wez.

[14:38:00] Mikoolo/rizon nite wez

[14:43:05] Mikoolo/rizon What kind of dips, irish666? Guac, salsa?

[14:44:55] Mikoolo/rizon How many did you feed that dip, ComputerTech?

[14:45:23] Mikoolo/rizon h4 we better never eat anything ComputerTech cooks if we meet up.

[14:46:41] Mikoolo/rizon And how many of these females were aware that you used your cum as an ingredient, ComputerTech?

[14:47:06] Mikoolo/rizon And how many were not aware, ComputerTech?

[14:47:27] Mikoolo/rizon That was aware of it. but how many were not aware, ComputerTech?

[14:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon Wait a few more hours, zicada.

[14:48:05] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you for adding that important piece of context, ComputerTech.

[14:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon I highly recommend against gambling with your money, ComputerTech.

[14:56:19] Mikoolo/rizon Recently here in sweden one guy gambled away 4 millions of his companys money and got on all the front pages coz the money should have been used to hire artists for a fund raising/memorial concert thingy for Börje Salming, a swedish hockey player that died recently and suffered from ALS.

[14:56:43] Mikoolo/rizon Or if it was MS.

[14:56:49] Mikoolo/rizon Forgot which acronym.

[14:59:14] Mikoolo/rizon Look at this zicada.

[14:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon h4, I got to talk about you-know-what again!

[15:04:58] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech I found a blonde for ya https://i.imgur.com/KSTN0N9.jpg

[15:05:19] Mikoolo/rizon I would never give people that ask for it, ComputerTech.

[15:05:54] Mikoolo/rizon Now why do you ask that?

[15:06:08] Mikoolo/rizon Does she look trans to you, ComputerTech?

[15:10:30] Mikoolo/rizon She looks way too young for me, wof.

[15:10:59] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech. I found a blond for you now https://i.imgur.com/yLfFaf0.jpeg

[15:11:25] Mikoolo/rizon Lets say for arguments sake that shes a girl, ComputerTech. Would you do her?

[15:11:48] Mikoolo/rizon Why not, ComputerTech?

[15:12:21] Mikoolo/rizon Here's another pic ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/eDnvgQUg.jpg

[15:13:32] Mikoolo/rizon She's a natural born woman tho.

[15:13:47] Mikoolo/rizon Lexi Belle is her stage name. Retired pornstar.

[15:14:47] Mikoolo/rizon It's your webbrowser, web-60. Use firefox instead for chrome/chromium.

[15:15:15] Mikoolo/rizon Update your extensions, web-60.

[15:15:59] Mikoolo/rizon Well, time for you to start troubleshooting, web-60.

[15:17:03] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 web-60 is from china.

[15:18:28] Mikoolo/rizon Here, NSFW https://i.imgur.com/aDSzQdW.jpeg

[15:18:33] Mikoolo/rizon Well

[15:19:11] Mikoolo/rizon Are you in china and if you connect without a vpn your os gets bricked by the chinese great firewall, web-60_?

[15:20:36] Mikoolo/rizon You should install that one, ComputerTech.

[15:21:11] Mikoolo/rizon No, wof. Red Star OS,.

[15:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon Best OS ever made by glorious leader.

[15:23:21] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck. Annoying with a cold.

[15:23:29] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine if I sneeze out the metal object.

[15:25:18] Mikoolo/rizon It's working here.

[15:25:40] Mikoolo/rizon These guys sucks at accessing websites, wof.

[15:26:02] Mikoolo/rizon What about this ComputerTech? https://i.redd.it/xb477bwctbhc1.jpeg

[15:26:37] Mikoolo/rizon Then I know the issue.

[15:26:47] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech doesn't have a age verified reddit account, wof.

[15:30:12] Mikoolo/rizon I want a burger with apple smoked bacon, parmesan, no pickle, no ketchup, fried onions and a dollop of bbq sauce, pankakes.

[15:30:56] Mikoolo/rizon Oh a sunny side up egg too, pankakes.

[15:31:01] Mikoolo/rizon If it ain't too late to add it to my order.

[15:31:38] Mikoolo/rizon You really don't know what a cyborg is, do you?

[15:35:56] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, let pankakes handle it herself. She doesn't need white knighting.

[15:36:32] Mikoolo/rizon Go play videogames, ComputerTech.

[15:36:41] Mikoolo/rizon Watch porn and masturbate.

[15:47:49] Mikoolo/rizon Mussels are pure evil https://youtu.be/V2x8ts5STzY

[16:05:09] Mikoolo/rizon For spam.

[16:05:44] Mikoolo/rizon Now, why did someone ban you?

[16:05:52] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[16:07:04] Mikoolo/rizon Neither of them is blonde, ComputerTech.

[16:07:25] Mikoolo/rizon I recommend checking your pockets incase ComputerTech pickpocketed you, foxy and pankakes.

[16:07:51] Mikoolo/rizon I heard that people of ComputerTech's cultural background are thaught that at an early age.

[16:08:18] Mikoolo/rizon He's a pikey.

[16:08:53] Mikoolo/rizon lol at "someone that drives a once white transit van".

[16:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon Not everything, ComputerTech.

[16:09:54] Mikoolo/rizon We can't blame you forgiving birth to you, ComputerTech.

[16:10:02] Mikoolo/rizon for giving*

[16:10:58] Mikoolo/rizon End3r is suave like that.

[16:11:24] Mikoolo/rizon It's a place where you and I ain't welcomed to, ComputerTech.

[16:13:44] Mikoolo/rizon s/gay/lesbian

[16:16:25] Mikoolo/rizon Don't do it, foxy.

[16:16:32] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech will try to weasle his way in.

[16:16:58] Mikoolo/rizon inbf ComputerTechina, the all new sister of ComputerTech.

[16:17:06] Mikoolo/rizon inb4 *

[16:18:23] Mikoolo/rizon How did I make you do that, ComputerTech?

[16:18:59] Mikoolo/rizon A air tight pillow.

[16:19:07] Mikoolo/rizon And lay back on this couch, ComputerTech.

[16:20:08] Mikoolo/rizon I had pussy once, 14ish years ago.

[16:20:24] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah foxy.

[16:20:28] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't a social person.

[16:20:59] Mikoolo/rizon I prefer the reverse caveman style, foxy. If a woman hits me in the head and drags me away while saying "You're mine!" I'll accept it and obey them.

[16:21:05] Mikoolo/rizon on the*

[16:21:25] Mikoolo/rizon NEVER!

[16:21:36] Mikoolo/rizon I will be the one with the beard in any relationship.

[16:22:50] Mikoolo/rizon Wait a couple of months and it might kick in, foxy.

[16:23:11] Mikoolo/rizon Could happen any moment for you now.

[16:24:11] Mikoolo/rizon It's his pride and joy until he finds a husband, h4.

[16:27:07] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it'll last a month at max.

[16:27:12] Mikoolo/rizon Then snek will blame him for something.

[16:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon How many times per day does tors pm you, ComputerTech?

[16:28:19] Mikoolo/rizon Bye, h4.

[16:28:31] Mikoolo/rizon It does count, ComputerTech.

[16:28:38] Mikoolo/rizon Does too!

[16:28:48] Mikoolo/rizon DOES!

[16:29:13] Mikoolo/rizon You still spam even if you spam in a different channel, ComputerTech.

[16:29:23] Mikoolo/rizon You don't magically not spam just because it's not in here.

[16:33:41] Mikoolo/rizon He claims it doesn't count because he wasn't spamming in here, h4.

[16:33:58] Mikoolo/rizon It's like it magically means he didn't spam, h4.

[16:34:31] Mikoolo/rizon He learned how to breathe.

[16:34:32] Mikoolo/rizon And walk.

[16:34:40] Mikoolo/rizon So it is possible.

[16:35:27] Mikoolo/rizon But if you think about breathing it stops being automatic.

[16:36:12] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[16:48:37] Mikoolo/rizon Give it cpr, End3r.

[17:15:55] Mikoolo/rizon You're in voice chat with web-60_, wof? D:

[17:16:25] Mikoolo/rizon Beware, web-60_. wof is a master hacker. He's connected to your microphone and webcam.

[17:16:54] Mikoolo/rizon He worked for NSA for 10 years and knows everything about how to bypass firewalls and shit.

[17:17:21] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, your friend wofmobile.

[17:22:26] Mikoolo/rizon Skynet is in the works, web-60_. The current itteration is called Neuro-sama.

[17:23:14] Mikoolo/rizon This is an AI, web-60_ https://youtu.be/X5Fz7-Mf9H0

[17:31:59] Mikoolo/rizon Do you request white knighting services, h4?

[17:33:50] Mikoolo/rizon stop that

[17:34:39] Mikoolo/rizon Here wof https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7tZ9QieHThk

[17:34:44] Mikoolo/rizon wofmobile *

[17:38:20] Mikoolo/rizon It's a fact that I follow, web-60_.

[17:38:33] Mikoolo/rizon There are no girls on irc or on the internet.

[17:40:02] Mikoolo/rizon And if you treat everyone as a guy you'll never get catfished either.

[17:40:55] Mikoolo/rizon I will however post a picture of, my boobs, if someone requests it.

[17:41:53] Mikoolo/rizon I can even post a picture of, a nude of me.

[17:50:41] Mikoolo/rizon That will be 10€, I accept steam gift cards, h4.

[17:50:53] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[17:51:00] Mikoolo/rizon You don't need my services anymore.

[17:51:22] Mikoolo/rizon They are a weirdo.

[17:51:27] Mikoolo/rizon Thats enough of a reason imo.

[17:51:58] Mikoolo/rizon h4 you can have this, a nude of me, picture https://i.imgur.com/WKbYueB.png

[17:52:01] Mikoolo/rizon I have, Frogorg.

[17:52:08] Mikoolo/rizon But I don't act like one on irc.

[17:53:30] Mikoolo/rizon MAGIC here have this, dick pic. https://i.imgur.com/kUJzLf2.png

[17:54:23] Mikoolo/rizon Here Frogorg, have this pair of great tits https://i.imgur.com/HSqZK7I.jpg

[17:55:10] Mikoolo/rizon Here have a gif of bouncing boobies, Frogorg. https://i.imgur.com/KPTubIS.gif

[17:55:56] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah latest ep of Dungeon Meshi is out.

[17:56:39] Mikoolo/rizon Here jeff_stacey your favourite walk https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/JohnnyWalker.jpg/800px-JohnnyWalker.jpg

[17:58:01] Mikoolo/rizon I've not worn pants since lunch time.

[17:58:28] Mikoolo/rizon Same

[17:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon Test failed: error 418

[18:31:48] Mikoolo/rizon Took me a minute to get what you meant, HelderHeid.

[18:32:58] Mikoolo/rizon There should be a website similar to iscaliforniaonfire but isicelanderuptingrightnow

[18:34:26] Mikoolo/rizon Or isgreenlandgivingbirthrightnow

[18:35:36] Mikoolo/rizon As the icebergs mature through their lifespan they turn greener and greener over the course of multiple hundreds of years and then settles down as a stationary continent such as Australia.

[18:36:40] Mikoolo/rizon Some of the offsprings of greenland make poor choices through their lifespand and get premature baldness like previously mentioned australia.

[18:38:21] Mikoolo/rizon Considering the size of icecubes compared to greenland and icebergs I'd rather call them for something way different, HelderHeid.

[18:38:43] Mikoolo/rizon Thats used for conception purposes.

[18:48:04] Mikoolo/rizon I see you two are banging together.

[20:08:48] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck, hope I get my money within a month so I can play Dragons Dogma 2 without performance issues due to old gpu.

[20:11:32] Mikoolo/rizon 1070 is minimum requirements, esjay.

[20:13:07] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search anything from the sea

[20:13:11] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search anything from

[20:13:13] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search anything

[20:13:20] Mikoolo/rizon .quote read 768

[20:15:40] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, 79% of people don't know the opposite words for the following, 1) Always. 2) Coming. 3) From. 4) Take. 5) Me. 6) Down.

[20:16:09] Mikoolo/rizon Remember when I did?

[20:18:44] Mikoolo/rizon I think h4 would go on a long journey to get milk if he was ComputerTech's dad.

[20:19:08] Mikoolo/rizon Please keep qwebirc banned.

[20:19:19] Mikoolo/rizon Please keep qwebirc banned.

[20:19:42] Mikoolo/rizon We need a minimum bar of intelligence for people to reach to join this channel, ComputerTech.

[20:19:56] Mikoolo/rizon s/bar/level

[20:20:37] Mikoolo/rizon Now he wants to engage in choking sex with h4.

[20:20:53] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[20:21:50] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 is calling an german cuilinary invention for swedish again, h4.

[20:21:58] Mikoolo/rizon culinary*

[20:24:43] Mikoolo/rizon Yeak

[20:24:45] Mikoolo/rizon yeah*

[20:24:56] Mikoolo/rizon He calls it swedish.

[20:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon I'm gonna eat english pastry now.

[20:28:25] Mikoolo/rizon Whats the brand, irish666?

[20:28:56] Mikoolo/rizon Ah Lindahls.

[20:29:41] Mikoolo/rizon You should get the 1000g packages, irish666.

[20:30:01] Mikoolo/rizon Or 900g.

[20:31:37] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck why does my nose start running in the evening but almost nothing during the day.

[20:39:13] Mikoolo/rizon Eat that, irish666.

[20:39:28] Mikoolo/rizon Use the same utensil as for the kvarg, irish666.

[20:39:43] Mikoolo/rizon It's still alive tho.

[20:40:50] Mikoolo/rizon Did you have one of these, h4? https://youtu.be/rjlbhgWsl4w

[20:49:13] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/UJJJc0f_OYc

[20:59:40] Mikoolo/rizon Oh no.

[20:59:46] Mikoolo/rizon Someone voluntarily hugged him.

[21:00:02] Mikoolo/rizon Is your family being held hostage second2050?

[21:00:08] Mikoolo/rizon Do you get paid to hug him?

[21:00:30] Mikoolo/rizon Blink twice in quick succession if you are hugging him under duress.

[21:00:58] Mikoolo/rizon Tamnavulin, sherry cask.

[21:01:49] Mikoolo/rizon I planned to have a glass of that whisky today but then I started looking for and watching anime instead.

[21:01:57] Mikoolo/rizon And I got occupied by that instead.

[21:03:01] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[21:04:00] Mikoolo/rizon Theres easier ways.

[21:04:35] Mikoolo/rizon You should pick up gaming if you ain't a gamer already, second2050.

[21:04:52] Mikoolo/rizon Play something like stardew valley.

[21:05:05] Mikoolo/rizon A stress free game.

[21:07:14] Mikoolo/rizon You shouldn't solicit penises from other people, phonekait. Your'e about to get married!

[21:08:36] Mikoolo/rizon And then theres even more tests, h4?

[21:09:12] Mikoolo/rizon My portuguese friend went to uni in germany, forgot which one.

[21:14:13] Mikoolo/rizon I think my portuguese friend went to Hochschule Bremen, h4.

[21:15:19] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast some uni in germany.

[21:15:26] Mikoolo/rizon He has a quite well paid job atm.

[21:15:38] Mikoolo/rizon Bought a house this year/last year.

[21:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon Hi Kumool.

[21:16:12] Mikoolo/rizon .t y tu culo

[21:16:21] Mikoolo/rizon It's still attached.

[21:16:41] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[21:16:56] Mikoolo/rizon Well it's closed atm.

[21:16:59] Mikoolo/rizon As it should be.

[21:17:00] Mikoolo/rizon I know

[21:17:12] Mikoolo/rizon You're like the 40th person to mention it.

[21:17:29] Mikoolo/rizon It's spanish.

[21:17:35] Mikoolo/rizon But wasn't intentional.

[21:19:12] Mikoolo/rizon You're the first puerto rican that has mentioned it tho, Kumool.

[21:19:24] Mikoolo/rizon If this helps you feel special.

[21:19:27] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[21:21:18] Mikoolo/rizon as he*

[21:21:35] Mikoolo/rizon I wanted to do that.

[21:21:53] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[21:22:25] Mikoolo/rizon 5. The act of flooding and spamming is strictly prohibited, and the definition of such actions may be determined by staff at any time.

[21:22:53] Mikoolo/rizon So are kneecaps, Kumool, second2050.

[21:24:14] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool want to see a picture of pankakes's ass so you can rate it?

[21:24:46] Mikoolo/rizon Kumool NSFW this is pankakes's ass she rates it 4/10 https://i.imgur.com/x1nGkmg.jpg

[21:25:59] Mikoolo/rizon The ass pic I linked, h4.

[21:27:04] Mikoolo/rizon h4 she's 5'10, not 5/10.

[21:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon Height

[21:27:25] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 5'10 to cm

[21:28:02] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 6'1 to cm

[21:28:16] Mikoolo/rizon You're taller than me, Frogorg.

[21:28:19] Mikoolo/rizon With 10 cm.

[21:28:49] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 181cm to feet and inches

[21:29:08] Mikoolo/rizon Yeee

[21:34:08] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/WQdnyqy.mp4 lol

[21:42:27] Mikoolo/rizon Ok

[21:42:33] Mikoolo/rizon Bedtime!

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