IRC Driven

[00:00:05] * ComputerTech/rizon inserts key into Audi and revs him

[00:00:18] Neo_Nemesis/rizon ComputerTech: careful thats how they break D:

[00:00:47] Neo_Nemesis/rizon you're gonna overheat the engine and warp the plastic water pump

[00:00:53] ComputerTech/rizon :(

[00:01:12] Neo_Nemesis/rizon true story

[00:07:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:07:09] pankakes/rizon !bang

[00:07:09] DuckHunt/rizon pankakes > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:07:12] pankakes/rizon !bang

[00:07:12] DuckHunt/rizon pankakes > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:07:14] pankakes/rizon !bang

[00:07:14] DuckHunt/rizon pankakes > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[00:07:17] pankakes/rizon piece of shit

[00:07:20] pankakes/rizon !reload

[00:07:20] DuckHunt/rizon pankakes > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 10/10 | Chargers: 1/2

[00:07:22] pankakes/rizon !bang

[00:07:22] DuckHunt/rizon pankakes > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:07:24] pankakes/rizon !bang

[00:07:24] DuckHunt/rizon pankakes > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 24.328s, which makes you a total of 14 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:07:28] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[00:07:28] Internets/rizon :: notpancakes [0, None] :: Plays 20,370 since 2022-10-01 23:54:51 :: Link https://www.last.fm/user/notpancakes :: Now playing The Prodigy - Firestarter ::

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[00:11:21] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[00:11:21] Internets/rizon :: notpancakes [0, None] :: Plays 20,371 since 2022-10-01 23:54:51 :: Link https://www.last.fm/user/notpancakes :: Now playing The Prodigy - Breathe ::

[00:11:25] pankakes/rizon come playyy my gameeeee

[00:12:17] phish/swiftirc no

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[00:28:55] Audi/rizon 3 assignments down, 1 to go fml

[00:29:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:29:03] phish/swiftirc !bang

[00:29:03] DuckHunt/rizon phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:29:05] phish/swiftirc !bang

[00:29:05] DuckHunt/rizon phish > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4.664s, which makes you a total of 117 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[00:29:05] DuckHunt/rizon phish > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a ducks detector ! You will be warned by a notice when the next duck soars.

[00:36:04] esjay/rizon Audi, don't forget to pick up your biktarvy

[00:39:16] MAGIC/rizon and your bmw

[00:45:01] esjay/rizon MAGIC; that's his boyfriend, be nice

[00:48:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[00:48:09] NiRVANA/rizon !bang

[00:48:09] DuckHunt/rizon NiRVANA > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:48:11] socraticDev/rizon .bef

[00:48:11] NiRVANA/rizon !bang

[00:48:11] DuckHunt/rizon NiRVANA > *BANG* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[00:48:12] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:48:13] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:48:15] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7

[00:48:15] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[00:48:16] phish/swiftirc !bang

[00:48:16] DuckHunt/rizon phish > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[00:48:17] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:48:17] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BANG* The golden duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -1]

[00:48:20] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 4

[00:48:20] socraticDev/rizon omg

[00:48:20] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just changed the type of your ammunitions to explosive ones (damage x3 for 24h) in exchange for 25 xp points.

[00:48:21] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[00:48:21] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 20.997s, which makes you a total of 1803 ducks (including 175 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [60 xp] [expl. ammo]

[00:48:21] phish/swiftirc !bang

[00:48:22] DuckHunt/rizon phish > Luckily you missed, but what did you aim at ? There is no duck in the area... [missed: -1 xp] [wild fire: -1 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: wild fire]

[00:48:26] socraticDev/rizon :((

[00:48:26] Harzilein/rizon ComputerTech: please p fight flee aye

[00:48:28] phish/swiftirc !shop 16 thefathermind

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[00:48:28] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You throw a bucket of water on thefathermind in exchange for 10 xp points, thereby forcing him to wait for 1h for his clothes to dry out before he can hunt again. Your purchase made you go back to level 3 (trainee).

[00:48:33] phish/swiftirc !shop 17 thefathermind

[00:48:34] TheFatherMind/rizon haha

[00:48:34] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of thefathermind's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 2 (noob).

[00:48:37] phish/swiftirc !shop 15 thefathermind

[00:48:38] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You throw a handful of sand in thefathermind's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of his gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 2 (noob).

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[00:50:30] wof/rizon #vagina

[00:50:35] wof/rizon 💦

[00:52:12] NiRVANA/rizon thats where i met your mother

[00:52:22] * crum/rizon quit (Remote host closed the connection)

[00:52:31] wof/rizon NiRVANA: your mother is in this channel

[00:52:36] Juest/rizon lol

[00:52:42] NiRVANA/rizon no your mother is in this channel

[00:52:48] wof/rizon okie

[00:52:57] NiRVANA/rizon glad we settled that

[00:53:04] NiRVANA/rizon what now

[00:53:07] wof/rizon settled on a back of rocks

[00:53:14] NiRVANA/rizon what

[00:53:15] wof/rizon bag+

[00:53:23] NiRVANA/rizon like crack rocks or

[00:53:44] NiRVANA/rizon are you under the influence of drugs or alcohol right now wof, considerably alcohol

[00:54:01] wof/rizon i dont have time for this i'd love to trololol but esjay and pankakes is here they'll handle it they'll handle the kids

[00:54:16] wof/rizon o/

[00:54:17] * NiRVANA/rizon hands pankakes an apple

[00:54:26] * NiRVANA/rizon gives esjay a monster energy drink

[00:54:31] NiRVANA/rizon ciao, wof

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[00:54:47] esjay/rizon I already had a medium red bull because of bullshit at work

[00:55:02] phonekait/rizon 0

[00:57:50] End3r/rizon https://i.arxius.io/8afe3001.jpg

[00:57:50] End3r/rizon Phonekait

[00:58:20] phonekait/rizon Hi

[00:58:35] End3r/rizon That's little leo and Cadence

[00:58:46] * NiRVANA/rizon tips hat at End3r

[00:59:06] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/lV0I8kIw/1000003130.jpg

[00:59:28] End3r/rizon howdy NiRVANA

[01:00:50] phonekait/rizon Ew why

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[01:04:27] irish666/rizon hi

[01:04:31] socraticDev/rizon hi

[01:08:22] esjay/rizon phonekait; to what?

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[01:14:19] End3r/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUUTHkQrYy0

[01:14:19] Internets/rizon :: YouTube Activating Windows 11 with ChatGPT :: (07:45) :: Views 690,441 :: Rating [+] 26,542 likes [+] 26,542 likes [-] 0 dislikes [-] 0 dislikes ::

[01:14:22] End3r/rizon LMFAO

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[01:21:11] phish/swiftirc slowly but surely esjay: https://imgur.com/a/yC7niIl

[01:21:25] phish/swiftirc almost a quarter of the way there

[01:23:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:23:04] caplink/rizon !bang

[01:23:04] DuckHunt/rizon caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.85s, which makes you a total of 26 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

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[01:37:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[01:37:05] caplink/rizon !bang

[01:37:05] PapaFrog/rizon !bang

[01:37:05] DuckHunt/rizon caplink > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:37:05] DuckHunt/rizon PapaFrog > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[01:37:07] PapaFrog/rizon !bang

[01:37:07] DuckHunt/rizon PapaFrog > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.847s, which makes you a total of 19 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[01:37:07] caplink/rizon !bang

[01:37:08] DuckHunt/rizon caplink > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:37:10] PapaFrog/rizon !reload

[01:37:11] DuckHunt/rizon PapaFrog > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/10 | Chargers: 2/2

[01:37:15] caplink/rizon !reload

[01:37:15] DuckHunt/rizon caplink > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 3/10 | Chargers: 2/2

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[01:43:24] PapaFrog/rizon .k Syndus

[01:47:05] Harzilein/rizon !shop 8

[01:47:06] DuckHunt/rizon Harzilein > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[01:47:14] Harzilein/rizon DuckHunt: right

[02:04:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:04:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:04:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5 [sabotage by phish] [sand by phish]

[02:04:06] caplink/rizon !bang

[02:04:07] DuckHunt/rizon caplink > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 6.394s, which makes you a total of 27 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[02:04:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[02:04:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[02:04:10] Peorth/rizon kek

[02:04:13] TheFatherMind/rizon Nice!

[02:04:41] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 10

[02:04:41] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just bought a four leaf clover in exchange for 13 xp points. This lucky charm will make you earn 2 extra xp points for each duck shot for 24h.

[02:04:44] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 4

[02:04:45] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You already own this type of ammunition. The bonus will expire in 22 hours 43 minutes and 36 seconds.

[02:04:48] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 6

[02:04:50] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You lubricate your gun in exchange for 8 xp points. Jamming odds are halved and the grease also protects you one time against sand throw for 24h.

[02:04:51] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 9

[02:04:51] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[02:04:54] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 8

[02:04:54] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You equip your gun with an infrared detector in exchange for 15 xp points. This device locks the trigger of your gun when there is no duck around and lasts for 24h and 6 uses.

[02:05:00] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 11

[02:05:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just bought sunglasses in exchange for 5 xp points. These glasses protect you against the dazzling effect of the mirror for 24h.

[02:05:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 19

[02:05:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You buy a liability insurance in exchange for 5 xp points. For 2 days, the xp penalty will be divided by 3 if you cause a hunting accident.

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[02:07:29] phish/swiftirc !shop 15 thefathermind

[02:07:29] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You throw a handful of sand in thefathermind's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, but his weapon was lubricated and the sand had no effect. Your purchase made you go back to level 2 (noob).

[02:07:30] phish/swiftirc !shop 15 thefathermind

[02:07:32] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You throw a handful of sand in thefathermind's gun in exchange for 7 xp points, thereby reducing by 50% the reliability of his gun for its next shot. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).

[02:07:36] phish/swiftirc !shop 17 thefathermind

[02:07:36] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You poke stuff and thingies in the barrel of thefathermind's gun in exchange for 14 xp points. Your purchase made you go back to level 1 (tourist).

[02:07:47] irish666/rizon im so round

[02:08:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[02:08:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:08:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5 [sabotage by phish] [sand by phish]

[02:08:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[02:08:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam your gun. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[02:08:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:08:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* The duck survived ! Try again. \_O< [life -3] * GOLDEN DUCK DETECTED *

[02:08:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !Shop 7

[02:08:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You add a high performance sight to your gun in exchange for 6 xp points. The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

[02:08:08] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[02:08:08] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the golden duck in 7.866s, which makes you a total of 1804 ducks (including 176 golden ducks) on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [50 xp] [four-leaf clover] [expl. ammo]

[02:08:10] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a silencer ! You won't frighten the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

[02:08:13] irish666/rizon round n chubby

[02:09:03] TheFatherMind/rizon LOVE THAT GOLD!

[02:09:23] TheFatherMind/rizon And I *just* bought all the stuff I needed to kill it.

[02:10:05] phish/swiftirc !shop 15 thefathermind

[02:10:06] DuckHunt/rizon phish > You are not rich enough to make this purchase.

[02:10:20] TheFatherMind/rizon Ha!

[02:10:33] TheFatherMind/rizon Sometimes I think you only play this game to fuck with me.

[02:10:55] Harzilein/rizon !shop

[02:11:12] Harzilein/rizon !shop 9

[02:11:13] DuckHunt/rizon Harzilein > You equip your gun with a silencer in exchange for 5 xp points. Thanks to this equipment, you do not scare the ducks anymore when you shoot for 24h.

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[02:33:16] phish/swiftirc <+TheFatherMind> Sometimes I think you only play this game to fuck with me.

[02:33:26] phish/swiftirc if it really took that long to catch on to that i don't know what to tell you

[02:35:04] TheFatherMind/rizon Well.. that is true.

[02:35:30] TheFatherMind/rizon It did take a while.. I am slow.. but sure.

[02:35:39] TheFatherMind/rizon (that is what my wife tells me at least)

[02:35:55] TheFatherMind/rizon Okay phish have fun fucking with me. Watch out for STD's.

[02:36:02] irish666/rizon i hope your fingers fall off

[02:38:51] * NiRVANA/rizon is now known as mrinfinity/rizon

[02:44:56] coil/rizon hi father daddy

[02:50:45] TheFatherMind/rizon Greetings coil!!!!

[02:51:11] TheFatherMind/rizon irish666 why would you want someones fingers to fall off.. that sounds like a horrible fate.

[02:51:34] irish666/rizon lol hate the game

[02:51:49] TheFatherMind/rizon Hate the game.. NOT THE PLAYER!

[02:52:17] wez/rizon zomg!!!! https://i.ibb.co/HrF4w35/IMG-20240211-134305-MP.jpg

[02:52:45] TheFatherMind/rizon I configured my IRC Client to completely ignore the game on the #freenode channel.. Well while I was in there. I think I dropped out of it because someone told me to.

[02:53:32] TheFatherMind/rizon wez, honestly.. I cannot tell if that looks delicious or gross.

[02:56:20] wez/rizon chicken parmi, olivies, jalapenos, grilled pineapple, greek yoghurt, marinara sauce on Turkish bread

[02:57:19] wez/rizon I forgot the avocado :(

[03:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:00:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:00:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.014s, which makes you a total of 1805 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:00:08] wez/rizon TheFatherMind: It tastes delicious

[03:00:20] TheFatherMind/rizon I want!

[03:00:48] TheFatherMind/rizon We were looking at videos of my wedding with my wife... almost 10 years ago.. my tummy is SO BIG NOW.

[03:00:58] TheFatherMind/rizon Years of overeating good food.

[03:01:19] wez/rizon TheFatherMind: haha, I did the same, looking back at trip to England and Paris.

[03:02:10] * Peorth/rizon slaps wez around with a large trout.

[03:02:26] wez/rizon Peorth: sup?

[03:03:16] Peorth/rizon hi :D

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[03:05:29] * herald/rizon gives Peorth on standard roasted potatoe

[03:05:38] herald/rizon s/on/one

[03:05:38] Angel/rizon herald meant to say: gives Peorth one standard roasted potatoe

[03:05:46] Harzilein/rizon :D

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[03:08:56] wez/rizon You forgot the trailing /

[03:10:34] herald/rizon no i didnt

[03:10:36] herald/rizon lol

[03:10:44] herald/rizon learn2regex ktnx

[03:10:49] Harzilein/rizon wez: the error message is called "unterminated `s' command"

[03:11:18] Harzilein/rizon A script consists of editing commands, one per line, of the following form:

[03:11:18] Harzilein/rizon [address [, address] ] function [argument ...]

[03:11:23] Peorth/rizon s/potatoe/potato

[03:11:25] herald/rizon time fer cheesburgers

[03:11:26] Peorth/rizon :)

[03:11:40] herald/rizon lol the europeans are influencing me lately

[03:11:50] Harzilein/rizon s/regular-expression/replacement/flags

[03:11:50] Harzilein/rizon Substitute the replacement string for instances of the regular-expression in the pattern

[03:11:50] Harzilein/rizon space. Any character may be used instead of For a fuller description see regexp(7).

[03:11:50] Harzilein/rizon Flags is zero or more of

[03:11:59] herald/rizon learn2pastebin

[03:12:01] herald/rizon smh

[03:12:41] herald/rizon Peorth its gonna be a half pound bacon cheeseburger with a fried egg on top night

[03:12:44] herald/rizon i tell you hwat

[03:13:04] esjay/rizon 22:10:43 <&herald> learn2regex ktnx

[03:13:04] esjay/rizon None of that explicitly pertains to regex though

[03:13:09] Harzilein/rizon got the wrong manpage anyway (1p where i intended 1posix)

[03:13:27] herald/rizon esjay exactly

[03:13:39] esjay/rizon then why say learn2regex?

[03:14:44] Harzilein/rizon there you go: http://paste.debian.net/1306919

[03:15:17] Harzilein/rizon it's learn2posix (yes, also for vi)

[03:15:58] esjay/rizon is it so hard to just say "lrn2sed"?

[03:16:09] Harzilein/rizon it's not just sed:

[03:16:28] wez/rizon Harzilein: yes, any character, but leaving it out is not valid

[03:16:29] Harzilein/rizon http://paste.debian.net/1306920

[03:16:39] Harzilein/rizon wez: i was _supporting_ your point

[03:16:45] wez/rizon yup

[03:16:51] wez/rizon I was agreeing :)

[03:16:54] Harzilein/rizon herald is indeed mistaken

[03:17:07] esjay/rizon It is though

[03:17:14] wez/rizon herald: .o/

[03:17:34] esjay/rizon s/string1/string2/ is one of the operations of sed, specifically substitution

[03:17:44] wez/rizon yup

[03:17:56] Harzilein/rizon an implementation that allows you to omit the delimiter before any (even none) options is noncompliant

[03:18:04] wez/rizon or s@regex@replacement_string@

[03:18:11] esjay/rizon >non-compliant

[03:18:15] Harzilein/rizon esjay: it's not exhaustive is my point

[03:18:33] Harzilein/rizon esjay: the very same mechanism applies to ed, ex and vi likelwise

[03:18:46] Harzilein/rizon -l

[03:19:24] esjay/rizon Harzilein; since when do they have a sub function that uses s/string1/string2/?

[03:19:38] Harzilein/rizon esjay: since forever?

[03:20:05] Harzilein/rizon well, likely not since forever, but very much as released in at&t unix releases

[03:20:32] Harzilein/rizon (or w/e bsd release first had ex and vi, respectively)

[03:20:33] * Peorth/rizon flicks milk duds at esjay

[03:20:49] Harzilein/rizon certainly since posix

[03:22:41] Harzilein/rizon remember that grep itself is shortened from ed usage of g/re/p

[03:24:43] esjay/rizon Harzilein; huh, I didn't know vi had it and thought it was just vim. (tbf my vi experience is for minor editing on old/weird embedded systems)

[03:25:24] esjay/rizon But the substitute 'syntax' originated from sed

[03:25:52] esjay/rizon because grep back in the super early days only allowed searching for text strings via regex

[03:27:04] Harzilein/rizon esjay: vi adds a VIsual mode to ex. ex (formerly es i think? some brit uni fork of ed at least) is very much slightly more user friendly ed, and ed had that command format since it was first released

[03:27:18] Harzilein/rizon no

[03:27:29] Harzilein/rizon the gREp name should give it away

[03:27:42] Harzilein/rizon you should stop making things up

[03:27:53] esjay/rizon Wait

[03:27:56] Harzilein/rizon it's okay to say "ah, i learned a thing", nobody will respect you less for it

[03:28:00] esjay/rizon Do you not know what grep stands for?

[03:28:06] esjay/rizon global regular expression print

[03:28:16] esjay/rizon print

[03:28:50] Harzilein/rizon did i claim anything else?

[03:29:18] esjay/rizon yes

[03:29:29] esjay/rizon You're insinuating the 're' stands for replace

[03:29:56] Harzilein/rizon your assertion that grep did at any point not do whatever the GLOBAL command did in ed (1) (also ed (1posix)), that is _search for a regular expression_ is mistaking

[03:29:57] Harzilein/rizon no

[03:30:02] Harzilein/rizon at no point i did that

[03:30:10] Harzilein/rizon mistaken*

[03:30:58] Harzilein/rizon ed had g, ed hat s, therefore es had g and s, therefore ex had g and s, therefore vi had g and s

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[03:33:25] esjay/rizon Oh NiniGeo2 you around?

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[03:34:57] * Zentahryn/rizon quit (Remote host closed the connection)

[03:36:39] esjay/rizon $tell NiniGeo2 Don't forget

[03:36:39] Angel/rizon esjay: I'll pass that on when NiniGeo2 is around.

[03:36:53] Peorth/rizon $tell NiniGeo2 Forget it!

[03:36:53] Angel/rizon Peorth: I'll pass that on when NiniGeo2 is around.

[03:37:27] esjay/rizon $tell NiniGeo2 Don't

[03:37:27] Angel/rizon esjay: I'll pass that on when NiniGeo2 is around.

[03:37:41] * esjay/rizon leers at Peorth

[03:39:06] * esjay/rizon replaces Peorth's drink with a piperine tincture

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[03:43:50] esjay/rizon Okay I'm coming down, time to get into bed

[03:44:21] Syndus/rizon Nwaaaaaa

[03:44:25] Syndus/rizon Bleh

[03:44:40] PapaFrog/rizon blah

[03:45:38] * esjay/rizon hugs Peorth and Syndus

[03:45:57] Syndus/rizon My head hurts

[03:46:17] Syndus/rizon I'm in a pitch black room

[03:46:27] Syndus/rizon Drinking hot tea

[03:47:16] PapaFrog/rizon I hope you feel better Syndus

[03:47:22] Syndus/rizon Trying

[03:47:58] esjay/rizon Syndus; good luck

[03:48:15] Syndus/rizon This tea would be a lot better with some coke in it

[03:48:29] Syndus/rizon It hurts that bad. Idc

[03:48:33] Syndus/rizon Ty

[03:48:36] Syndus/rizon Ppl

[03:51:16] Syndus/rizon Something I used to do to get rid of headaches

[03:51:24] Syndus/rizon Not the healthiest

[03:51:37] Syndus/rizon Premo bowls always worked

[03:51:41] Peorth/rizon whiskey ?

[03:51:41] Peorth/rizon :p

[03:51:53] Syndus/rizon I'm an alcoholic, I quit

[03:52:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:52:03] Syndus/rizon !bang

[03:52:03] TheFatherMind/rizon duck

[03:52:03] DuckHunt/rizon Syndus > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 3.616s, which makes you a total of 86 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[03:52:04] DuckHunt/rizon Syndus > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.

[03:52:11] TheFatherMind/rizon nice!

[03:52:16] Syndus/rizon Spoot

[03:53:43] esjay/rizon Peorth; want to drink some whisky?

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[03:55:22] Peorth/rizon I don't wanna get up right now

[03:55:22] Peorth/rizon :(

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[03:59:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[03:59:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[03:59:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 4.932s, which makes you a total of 1806 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[03:59:54] esjay/rizon Peorth; I do, because I want to crawl into my comfy bed

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[04:03:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:03:12] Peorth/rizon !bang

[04:03:12] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 11.238s, which makes you a total of 374 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:03:15] Peorth/rizon !reload

[04:03:15] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 5/7 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:06:55] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[04:06:55] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 1/5 | Chargers: 4/5

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[04:08:51] TheFatherMind/rizon GOD DAMN IT! Now I have to buy a projection screen.

[04:15:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:16:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:20:00] DuckHunt/rizon A duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[04:20:20] Peorth/rizon !bang

[04:20:20] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 4mn19.859s, which makes you a total of 375 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:20:23] Peorth/rizon !reload

[04:20:24] DuckHunt/rizon Peorth > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 4/7 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:20:30] Peorth/rizon !topduck

[04:20:30] DuckHunt/rizon The top duck(s) are: thefathermind with 9455 xp | admiral_hubris with 9089 xp | peorth with 5252 xp | h4 with 4108 xp | wez with 1738 xp

[04:21:09] TheFatherMind/rizon WHY DID YOU LET IT ESCAPE!!!!???

[04:21:19] TheFatherMind/rizon Now I have to go out looking for it.

[04:24:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:24:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:24:03] DuckHunt/rizon *BANG* xO' Tcache just get shot by accident by TheFatherMind. [missed: -5 xp] [accident: -10 xp] [GUN CONFISCATED: hunting accident] [liability insurance]

[04:24:09] phonekait/rizon !bang

[04:24:10] DuckHunt/rizon phonekait > *BANG* You shot down the duck in 9.627s, which makes you a total of 47 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [10 xp]

[04:24:11] TheFatherMind/rizon NOOOOoooo.........

[04:24:16] TheFatherMind/rizon Nice save phonekait

[04:24:20] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[04:24:21] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5

[04:24:26] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[04:24:27] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[04:24:27] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[04:24:29] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[04:25:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:25:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:25:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:25:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:25:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.303s, which makes you a total of 1807 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:26:02] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:26:02] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:26:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:26:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 3.967s, which makes you a total of 1808 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:27:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:27:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:27:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:27:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:27:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK* Your gun is jammed, you must reload to unjam it... | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[04:27:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[04:27:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *Crr..CLICK* You unjam and reload your gun. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:27:09] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:27:09] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 8.78s, which makes you a total of 1809 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:33:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:33:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:33:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.527s, which makes you a total of 1810 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:33:50] PapaFrog/rizon https://i.imgur.com/uKM6dXr.jpeg

[04:34:03] Syndus/rizon I spy with my little eye something that's brown

[04:34:04] PapaFrog/rizon On a side note.. I'm banned from Cracker Barrell..

[04:34:24] Syndus/rizon It's your eyes PapaFrog

[04:37:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:37:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:37:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.011s, which makes you a total of 1811 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:37:32] TheFatherMind/rizon LOL PapaFrog

[04:38:12] PapaFrog/rizon I think that was an American joke..

[04:40:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:40:04] TheFatherMind/rizon duckkkkkk

[04:40:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:40:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.807s, which makes you a total of 1812 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:41:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:41:03] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:41:03] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:41:04] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:41:04] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[04:41:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[04:41:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 3/5

[04:41:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:41:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 6.214s, which makes you a total of 1813 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[04:42:51] Syndus/rizon GUYS something amazing just happened

[04:43:02] Peorth/rizon You decided to quit smoking pot?

[04:43:48] phish/swiftirc you boofed a whole fifth?

[04:45:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[04:45:04] TheFatherMind/rizon ack!

[04:45:05] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:45:05] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Missed. [missed: -5 xp]

[04:45:06] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[04:45:06] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 5.643s, which makes you a total of 1814 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

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[04:45:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find sunglasses ! You are protected against bedazzlement for 24h and in addition, it's so spiffy.

[04:45:33] TheFatherMind/rizon Syndus did your penis get longer??

[04:45:47] TheFatherMind/rizon Unless you are a girl.. then that would be TRULY amazing.

[04:46:24] Syndus/rizon I have a cock

[04:46:41] TheFatherMind/rizon THAT IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!

[04:46:53] TheFatherMind/rizon See guys! I told you I could guess it.

[04:51:12] Syndus/rizon People used to call me dj skinnypenis

[04:51:28] Syndus/rizon Lol naw it was an old vine I saw

[04:52:30] TheFatherMind/rizon That is a great nickname.

[04:53:10] Syndus/rizon I think it's on mark's old try not to laughs

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[05:00:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:01:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:05:00] DuckHunt/rizon A duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[05:06:00] DuckHunt/rizon The duck escapes. ·°'`'°-.,¸¸.·°'`

[05:06:07] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:06:07] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* Trigger locked.

[05:06:14] TheFatherMind/rizon oh

[05:06:16] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[05:06:17] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > Your gun doesn't need to be reloaded. | Ammo: 2/5 | Chargers: 3/5

[05:06:21] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[05:06:22] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

[05:06:23] TheFatherMind/rizon !SHOP 2

[05:06:23] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > You just added an extra magazine to your stock in exchange for 20 xp points.

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[05:18:09] Number1Stunna/rizon gn friends

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[05:20:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:20:11] TheFatherMind/rizon QWASSSSKKKKKK

[05:20:13] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:20:13] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 13.176s, which makes you a total of 1815 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:20:13] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > By searching the bushes around the duck, you find a sight for your gun ! The accuracy of your next shot will be increased by (100 - current accuracy) / 3.

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[05:22:53] jeff_stacey/rizon !lastduck

[05:22:53] DuckHunt/rizon The last duck has been seen 2 minutes and 53 seconds ago.

[05:23:02] jeff_stacey/rizon aw

[05:23:16] * jeff_stacey/rizon brushes eyes

[05:26:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:26:03] TheFatherMind/rizon Get it!

[05:26:09] TheFatherMind/rizon get it jeff_stacey

[05:27:01] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:27:18] TheFatherMind/rizon Okay, we tried,

[05:27:20] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:27:20] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down one of the ducks in 1mn20.156s, which makes you a total of 1816 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:27:26] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:27:26] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/5 | Chargers: 5/5

[05:27:27] TheFatherMind/rizon !RELOAD

[05:27:28] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *CLACK CLACK* You reload. | Ammo: 5/5 | Chargers: 4/5

[05:27:29] TheFatherMind/rizon !BANG

[05:27:29] DuckHunt/rizon TheFatherMind > *BOOM* You shot down the duck in 28.064s, which makes you a total of 1817 ducks on #computertech. \_X< *KWAK* [12 xp] [four-leaf clover]

[05:28:56] jeff_stacey/rizon yah my bad

[05:29:06] * jeff_stacey/rizon hugs TheFatherMind

[05:31:00] DuckHunt/rizon -.,¸¸.-·°'`'°·-.,¸¸.-·°'`'°· \_O< QUACK

[05:31:16] TheFatherMind/rizon What about this one jeff_stacey?

[05:31:18] jeff_stacey/rizon !bang

[05:31:18] DuckHunt/rizon jeff_stacey > Missed. [missed: -1 xp]

[05:31:20] jeff_stacey/rizon !bang

[05:31:20] DuckHunt/rizon jeff_stacey > *CLICK* EMPTY MAGAZINE | Ammo: 0/10 | Chargers: 3/3

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