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[09:11:04] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.

[09:15:20] Mikoolo/rizon A please.

[09:15:40] Mikoolo/rizon A ok.

[09:24:54] Mikoolo/rizon Nah it's snake season.

[09:24:59] Mikoolo/rizon Sheep season is during summer.

[09:25:39] Mikoolo/rizon You know corndogs?

[09:26:15] Mikoolo/rizon This is a corndog made from snake meat.

[09:26:19] Mikoolo/rizon A cornsnake.

[09:27:35] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/TqjFU9R3Jng

[09:28:13] Mikoolo/rizon If it's edible it's food.

[09:28:20] Mikoolo/rizon s/korea/china

[09:29:23] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/ZQUJMa_roZo damn it's huge

[09:29:56] Mikoolo/rizon Not anti snake propaganda.

[09:30:04] Mikoolo/rizon It's cooking.

[09:30:59] Mikoolo/rizon Vegans say the same about cows.

[09:31:12] Mikoolo/rizon Snakes are food.

[09:31:18] Mikoolo/rizon Yummy snakes.

[09:33:09] Mikoolo/rizon Oh they are using a atv to snake what I assume is a python?

[09:34:04] Mikoolo/rizon Yes, but Mikoolo was supposed to be Mikoolio but I made a typo many many years ago CrazeR.

[09:34:12] Mikoolo/rizon .yt markoolio orkar inget mer

[09:34:25] Mikoolo/rizon Was a fan of this artist as a teen.

[09:35:04] Mikoolo/rizon It's been 25 years since the typo now, CrazeR.

[09:35:42] Mikoolo/rizon Swedish

[09:36:19] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a more recent song, CrazeR https://youtu.be/vVTw0Qq3slw

[09:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon Sauna King.

[09:39:58] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[09:40:53] Mikoolo/rizon What about the hockey players?

[09:41:38] Mikoolo/rizon Gods?

[09:41:41] Mikoolo/rizon Warriors?

[09:41:57] Mikoolo/rizon Toothless bastards that are trying to get our women with their hockey smiles?

[09:43:40] Mikoolo/rizon This is the opening for my local hockey team when they enter the ice CrazeR https://youtu.be/XHVqIJbZbxo

[09:44:25] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/XHVqIJbZbxo?t=102 right before they enter the ice

[09:45:37] Mikoolo/rizon Look at the enterance they use to get out on the ice from :>

[09:47:00] Mikoolo/rizon It's a giant bear head.

[09:47:48] Mikoolo/rizon oooof

[09:48:21] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 150 sek to cad

[09:48:34] Mikoolo/rizon For a seat in the hometeams arena

[09:48:42] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 50 sek to cad

[09:48:48] Mikoolo/rizon For a standing place.

[09:48:51] Mikoolo/rizon No seat.

[09:49:19] Mikoolo/rizon no

[09:49:37] Mikoolo/rizon Whats the price for a pack of marlboro red in canada?

[09:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon 1 pack of Marlboro Red

[09:50:48] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 76 sek to cad

[09:51:08] Mikoolo/rizon Marlboro Red is a popular US brand tho.

[09:51:11] Mikoolo/rizon Thought it was everywhere.

[09:51:51] Mikoolo/rizon cheapest beer here. 330ml can, 5% abv

[09:52:02] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 10.7 sek to cad

[09:52:12] Mikoolo/rizon Domestic

[09:53:07] Mikoolo/rizon 700ml bottle of Black velvet

[09:53:12] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 242 sek to cad

[09:54:26] Mikoolo/rizon The 1.37 cad for the beer here includes the return if you recycle it.

[09:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 9.70 sek to cad

[09:54:42] Mikoolo/rizon Without the recycle.

[09:54:57] Mikoolo/rizon But 1.37 is the price you pay anyway.

[09:55:10] Mikoolo/rizon But you get the 0.09 back if you recycle it.

[09:55:33] Mikoolo/rizon However. beer and drinks at bars are super expensive here.

[09:55:57] Mikoolo/rizon The cheapest beer could have a 5 times higher price increase at a bar.

[09:57:20] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 39 sek to cad

[09:57:32] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the price for a big mac, at mcd. No fries, no soda included.

[09:57:35] Mikoolo/rizon Just the burger.

[09:58:33] Mikoolo/rizon Nice to do price comparisons tho.

[09:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon I pay like 4000 sek / month for a 44m2 apartment with electricity, 1gbit internet. Water and heating is free.

[09:59:31] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 4000 sek to cad

[10:00:00] Mikoolo/rizon About 10 minutes with bus to city center.

[10:00:16] Mikoolo/rizon 1gbit is included in the rent.

[10:00:26] Mikoolo/rizon If it ain't it's like

[10:00:30] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 500 sek to cad

[10:01:07] Mikoolo/rizon No download caps. Don't know if thats a thing in canada but it is in some places in the US like for \g

[10:01:46] Mikoolo/rizon However wage tax is high I guess? I made

[10:01:53] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 27756 sek to cad

[10:01:54] Mikoolo/rizon before tax

[10:01:58] Mikoolo/rizon About

[10:02:04] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 22500 sek to cad

[10:02:05] Mikoolo/rizon after tax

[10:03:22] Mikoolo/rizon I spent like 3 weeks in the hospital last year. That cost me.

[10:03:25] Mikoolo/rizon .cc 2100 sek to cad

[10:03:42] Mikoolo/rizon But the insurance company gave it back after a month.

[10:04:21] Mikoolo/rizon bye

[10:05:03] Mikoolo/rizon Another great thing in sweden is, if you need medication and you buy it alot the "Subsidizing" increases. So if you paid 10 cad for your meds the first month it would be 9cad the next. ANd so on.

[10:05:18] Mikoolo/rizon I pay like 10 sek for eye drops that costs 100sek atm.

[10:05:54] Mikoolo/rizon Some times are for sure expensiver here but some things are also cheaper.

[10:06:05] Mikoolo/rizon In the end we both got the same buying power when it comes to stuff.

[10:09:13] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:10:07] Mikoolo/rizon Sure thing.

[10:10:14] Mikoolo/rizon I left you some snake sausages in the fridge, MatCat.

[10:47:22] Mikoolo/rizon This is ComputerTech's new channel #🐑

[11:49:30] Mikoolo/rizon hardcore potatos fed the souls of the potatos before them.

[11:49:58] Mikoolo/rizon prosit

[11:58:05] Mikoolo/rizon There, lunch consumed.

[11:58:10] Mikoolo/rizon Had cold smoked ham and cheese.

[11:59:59] Mikoolo/rizon Want me to tuck you in?

[12:02:13] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/q-Rqdgna3Yw

[12:04:39] Mikoolo/rizon What team do you cheer for, pankakes?

[12:04:55] Mikoolo/rizon In premier league

[12:05:43] Mikoolo/rizon I cheer for Tommy Evenfatterbelly belcher in darts. https://youtu.be/pgap_CzceBM

[12:06:16] Mikoolo/rizon He's meeting Die Fatbelly Gutbucket in that competition I linked.

[12:07:17] Mikoolo/rizon I used to follow womens tennis until Simona Halep had a breast reduction.

[12:07:45] Mikoolo/rizon Simona Halep had the biggest tits in tennis.

[12:07:48] Mikoolo/rizon And she was great.

[12:07:57] Mikoolo/rizon After the breast reduction she became a monster.

[12:08:10] Mikoolo/rizon Coz they didn't throw her off balance anymore.

[12:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon Look at this before and after pic, pankakes https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/72/590x/910665_1.jpg

[12:08:59] Mikoolo/rizon Yes login.

[12:09:41] Mikoolo/rizon https://www.tennisworldusa.org/imgb/59894/simona-halep-breast-reduction-was-her-biggest-sacrifice.webp another good pic of simona halep.

[12:10:45] Mikoolo/rizon Seems like you should dye your hair blonde and get ComputerTech, pankakes.

[12:11:42] Mikoolo/rizon What you should aim for is not someone to hold your hand when you burn the world down, pankakes. You should look for someone that brings the sausage and extra kindle.

[12:14:46] Mikoolo/rizon You could make a fake black book of people that have paid you for sex and reveal it in court if someone decides to ruin your life, pankakes.

[12:15:05] Mikoolo/rizon TAKE THEM ALL DOWN IF YOU GO DOWN! even if they are inncoent!

[12:15:09] Mikoolo/rizon Cash only

[12:15:55] Mikoolo/rizon Rich people always have money at hand without the need for a atm.

[12:17:10] Mikoolo/rizon Make something like a kill switch. Simplified example: If you ain't pressing a certain button once a month a website launches and reveals all kinds of juicy stuff.

[12:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon I got a picture of pankakes, login. Want to see?

[12:32:29] Mikoolo/rizon Here login. NSFW pankakes is naked in this picture. https://i.imgur.com/UXARgqc.jpeg

[12:32:46] Mikoolo/rizon You are.

[12:33:23] Mikoolo/rizon It's right there in the pic, login.

[12:33:39] Mikoolo/rizon Thats pankakes, login.

[12:34:37] Mikoolo/rizon Heres my face, NSFW https://i.imgur.com/EIM2uVs.jpg

[12:36:17] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a better pic of me on the discord server.

[12:37:44] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/8gs39Ym.jpg this pic of me is on the discord server.

[12:38:31] Mikoolo/rizon UNHAND MY FACE WITH YOUR SOIL COVERED HANDS!

[12:38:49] Mikoolo/rizon You should scrup your fingernails better. Theres loads of brown nightsoil beneath them.

[12:38:52] Mikoolo/rizon scrub*

[12:39:19] Mikoolo/rizon Thats becuase you're fabulous Syndus.

[12:39:32] Mikoolo/rizon because*

[12:40:40] Mikoolo/rizon He's fabulous login.

[12:42:08] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah forgot I got this classic in my imgur album https://i.imgur.com/2DUtt38.png

[12:46:30] Mikoolo/rizon Manchurian Candidate* pankakes.

[12:47:12] Mikoolo/rizon .quote add <+deadly> i'll fucking rape you! <&pankakes> cant rape the willing

[12:48:17] Mikoolo/rizon Hug it, sleep on it. Cuddle it. To make your tears go away.

[13:10:08] Mikoolo/rizon You should remember every word for this cover deadly https://youtu.be/DwORzQxAXmU

[13:14:44] Mikoolo/rizon CANADIAN!

[13:16:38] Mikoolo/rizon I know about Canatian Tire Money from LTT.

[13:16:43] Mikoolo/rizon Canadian*

[13:18:38] Mikoolo/rizon Hemloch, wildting2. Do you know the biggest canadian scam in the world?

[13:19:11] Mikoolo/rizon The biggest canadian scam is making people believe Hawaii pizza was made in hawaii.

[13:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon CANADA INVENTED PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA!

[13:22:29] Mikoolo/rizon Did you see the brendan kvanagh livestream yet, wildting2?

[13:22:34] Mikoolo/rizon Where the little pinks harass him.

[13:22:57] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/65iwnI2hjAA

[13:27:36] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, mogabiboumi mentioned the little pink incident of 2024, Syndus.

[15:26:47] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[15:28:42] Mikoolo/rizon C4N i7 rUn Cr15Is!?!

[15:30:11] Mikoolo/rizon Can you accidentally kill yourself in palworld by not building a chimney for your indoor fire?

[15:30:36] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[15:31:14] Mikoolo/rizon Nice \g.

[15:31:31] Mikoolo/rizon So you can use that indoor fire to cook food an all, \g?

[15:32:17] Mikoolo/rizon And if it was not intentionally or by accident used to set the house on fire and it can still set the house on fire, \g?

[15:33:24] Mikoolo/rizon If you put the fire in the middle of the floor, \g. Without the intention to set the house on fire. Will it set the house on fire?

[15:34:16] Mikoolo/rizon In valheim the smoke from the fireplace will fill the room if theres no exit for it, \g. ANd that smoke can kill you by asphyxiation.

[15:35:03] Mikoolo/rizon Hope he renames elitebot soon too.

[15:35:20] Mikoolo/rizon ffs

[15:35:33] Mikoolo/rizon I bet he named it pye from pi.

[15:40:05] Mikoolo/rizon Hire me to name your stuff, h4.

[15:42:09] Mikoolo/rizon But you got a excellent free option too, h4.

[15:42:14] Mikoolo/rizon Your niece.

[15:43:50] Mikoolo/rizon Put her to work while she can be a free productive naming machine before she realizes that she can make money out of it, h4.

[15:45:57] Mikoolo/rizon I also gave you the free option, h4.

[15:46:21] Mikoolo/rizon But you could probably pay her in icecream or candy.

[15:48:07] Mikoolo/rizon Whenever I see Hks I automatically start writing /kickban until I notice it's not hkm.

[15:48:59] Mikoolo/rizon I take it that you two are the same person then, Hks.

[15:50:37] Mikoolo/rizon Some like to evade.

[16:05:17] Mikoolo/rizon I told you days ago, rest until it feels better, irish666.

[16:05:56] Mikoolo/rizon Start watching porn, irish666.

[16:29:33] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah wof. irish666 imports it from the US.

[16:29:52] Mikoolo/rizon The biggest supplier of foreskin products.

[16:30:34] Mikoolo/rizon Thats why he wants to move there. So he doesn't need to pay the import taxes.

[16:30:50] Mikoolo/rizon How much do you go through each day, wof?

[16:32:00] Mikoolo/rizon They can't park there, wof!

[16:41:17] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds more like diabetes and flavourless to me, pankakes.

[16:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, wof. Thats zof's gf.

[16:48:13] Mikoolo/rizon Wof, this is pankakes. https://i.imgur.com/UXARgqc.jpg

[16:48:23] Mikoolo/rizon She's even naked in that pic, wof.

[16:48:37] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a potato, wof.

[16:48:45] Mikoolo/rizon A peeled potato.

[16:50:55] Mikoolo/rizon Lol, Trump sort anything.

[16:51:36] Mikoolo/rizon Trump is a bad joke.

[17:03:03] Mikoolo/rizon \g I bet you can get people pregnant by looking at them due to your hyper sperms.

[17:08:34] Mikoolo/rizon I hate religious people that mention their religion and talk about it all the time as if it's some miracle cure to everything.

[17:45:37] Mikoolo/rizon Looks like you stitched it at home, Syndus.

[17:46:52] Mikoolo/rizon US Healthcare. People going wild west or shit instead for going to the hospital coz it would financially ruin you. Or in this case, not call in to postpone job interview coz they had a accident that might need treatment.

[17:48:01] Mikoolo/rizon Have to start at an early age to save yourself from getting financially ruined in US, h4.

[17:49:07] Mikoolo/rizon He's going Batmanhush, h4.

[17:49:23] Mikoolo/rizon Remember when Batmanhush cut open half his hand? I might be exaggerating a bit.

[17:50:37] Mikoolo/rizon Jack Daniels, h4.

[17:50:57] Mikoolo/rizon Tho the abv is too low to be used as disinfectant.

[17:51:17] Mikoolo/rizon 60%? or even higher to be usable as disinfectant?

[17:52:17] Mikoolo/rizon Go see a doctor Syndus!

[17:52:30] Mikoolo/rizon You'd rather not lose a thumb due to your field of work!

[17:53:00] Mikoolo/rizon Is he/she allowed to park the car there according to the HOA, wofmobile?

[17:55:46] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah. Nice Brutalist architecture there wofmobile.

[17:56:27] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it's a federal crime to hang the flag like that.

[17:56:51] Mikoolo/rizon Which version of it, wofmobile?

[17:57:26] Mikoolo/rizon Hang up the 40's era german flag next to the israeli flag, wofmobile.

[17:58:13] Mikoolo/rizon Put a big heart between the two flags, wofmobile.

[17:58:40] Mikoolo/rizon That one is a yes-go if you put a big heart between it and the israeli flag, wofmobile.

[17:59:17] Mikoolo/rizon But the israeli flag first, then the heart and then the 40's era german flag.

[17:59:22] Mikoolo/rizon Put*

[18:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon Whats with the lower left, h4?

[18:00:54] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[18:00:56] Mikoolo/rizon The cool ones.

[18:01:08] Mikoolo/rizon With the stasi and all.

[18:03:30] Mikoolo/rizon You can't pick the blue and white squared one or h4 will set your home on fire, wofmobile.

[18:04:14] Mikoolo/rizon Don't threaten him with a good time!

[18:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon Thats because it's too close to the bavarian flag. The alcohol fumes is making it drunk.

[18:05:54] Mikoolo/rizon The mecklenburg-vorpommern. Is that a sheep or a cow with a crown?

[18:06:18] Mikoolo/rizon Guy who chose that symbol must have been in bavaria when he designed it.

[18:07:25] Mikoolo/rizon And it looks like a drunk sleezeball that sees a hot woman sitting alone at the bar.

[18:08:13] Mikoolo/rizon And before he discovered oktoberfest in bavaria.

[18:25:22] Mikoolo/rizon wof, Trump is more like Mussolini than hitler.

[18:26:31] Mikoolo/rizon Mussolini is a third rate fascist compared to hitler.

[18:26:41] Mikoolo/rizon It's the same when calling neo-nazis for nazis.

[18:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon It's a title of honour to them.

[18:28:27] Mikoolo/rizon And the WWII nazis didn't hate muslims like todays neo-nazis do.

[18:28:49] Mikoolo/rizon The grand mufti of jerusalem was granted honorary aryan status by Hitler.

[18:30:03] Mikoolo/rizon When was islam banned in the US?

[18:31:51] Mikoolo/rizon That was for immigrants/visitors. Not a right out ban on islam.

[18:35:33] Mikoolo/rizon For like 3 days.

[18:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon Imo understandable tho.

[18:41:32] Mikoolo/rizon s/german/chinese or israeli

[18:44:20] Mikoolo/rizon GJ h4!

[19:01:44] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[19:02:33] Mikoolo/rizon I have bad news Frogorg.

[19:02:35] Mikoolo/rizon Really bad news.

[19:02:45] Mikoolo/rizon I hope you're sitting down for this, Frogorg.

[19:03:07] Mikoolo/rizon I recently started to get diarrhea from dumle, Frogorg :(

[19:04:53] Mikoolo/rizon No, herald.

[19:05:25] Mikoolo/rizon But annoying enough and only occurs after eating a dozen dumles or more, herald.

[19:05:34] Mikoolo/rizon So it was easy to rule out dumle as the culprint.

[19:05:45] Mikoolo/rizon Figure out that *

[19:10:29] Mikoolo/rizon Oh yeah, new ep of Delicious in Dungeon is out.

[19:21:04] Mikoolo/rizon Fensta, deadly ain't fat. He's expanding horizontally.

[19:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg, did you see my sad news?

[19:25:04] Mikoolo/rizon :<

[19:40:31] Mikoolo/rizon esjay I think you might like Dungeon Meshi if you haven't started watching it.

[19:50:28] Mikoolo/rizon I can't find any info about russia launching a nuke into space, irish666.

[19:51:55] Mikoolo/rizon Link to something that ain't paywalled.

[19:52:14] Mikoolo/rizon I did

[19:52:23] Mikoolo/rizon I find nothing about them launching a nuke into space 6 days ago

[19:52:42] Mikoolo/rizon Is this a ESL moment where you couldn't read the article properly, irish666?

[19:53:55] Mikoolo/rizon That article doesn't mention anything about russia launching a nuke into space, irish666.

[19:54:37] Mikoolo/rizon Russia wants to, HelderHeid. But irish666 can barely read and thinks they already did.

[19:55:59] Mikoolo/rizon Here I found an article irish666. https://www.russianspaceweb.com/spacecraft-military-soyuz2-1v-2024-0209.html

[19:58:41] Mikoolo/rizon He didn't link to any article that confirmed his previous statement of them actually launching a nuke, TheFatherMind.

[20:00:23] Mikoolo/rizon And it's all just speculations about the rocket launch on feb 9th.

[20:00:26] Mikoolo/rizon Nothing confirmed.

[20:00:48] Mikoolo/rizon Could even be just a test launch for the supply rocket they sent yesterday to ISS.

[20:02:51] Mikoolo/rizon Also irish666. I've said this before. I don't consider anyone on irc as a friend. Just enemies I like more than others.

[20:03:37] Mikoolo/rizon Look at ComputerTech as an example. His best friends are all people on irc he has never met irl.

[20:06:24] Mikoolo/rizon One thing is sure. The day Putin decides to use a nuke to blow something up is the day that russia ceases to exist as we know it today.

[21:00:49] Mikoolo/rizon I heard you renamed elitechat to pyechat, ComputerTech. A pun on 3.14.

[21:01:21] Mikoolo/rizon 3.14chat

[21:01:28] Mikoolo/rizon I did, h4.

[21:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon Are you a qt3.14 ComputerTech?

[21:02:35] Mikoolo/rizon Read it out loud, ComputerTech.

[21:02:57] Mikoolo/rizon Do you like fish 3.14 then, ComputerTech?

[21:03:18] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think he knows, h4.

[21:03:22] Mikoolo/rizon I really don't think he knows.

[21:03:45] Mikoolo/rizon Look ComputerTech

[21:03:48] Mikoolo/rizon .cc what is pi

[21:04:26] Mikoolo/rizon We'd all be doomed.

[21:05:44] Mikoolo/rizon I think it's an excuse to not get ridiculed any further for a moment, h4.

[21:07:17] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I am contemplating wheter to re-educate myself into becoming a network technician or something. Working with computer hardware rather than software.

[21:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon Atleast it ain't social networking so it's positive, h4.

[21:09:17] Mikoolo/rizon True kot.

[21:09:58] Mikoolo/rizon He's known to skip entire books you've recommended him.

[21:15:33] Mikoolo/rizon Damn the 4 local job offers I see all requests fluent english.

[21:16:11] Mikoolo/rizon I think they would call the local hells angels chapter to beat me up if I did that, h4.

[21:39:30] Mikoolo/rizon I got the duck!

[21:39:40] Mikoolo/rizon ^5 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[21:40:22] Mikoolo/rizon ty

[21:43:00] Mikoolo/rizon Expensive short term cost. Cheaper long term living.

[21:43:23] Mikoolo/rizon It was a fruit, GrungeBarbie.

[21:43:25] Mikoolo/rizon Racist.

[21:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon wof, ComputerTech ain't a tool. He has no purpose compared to one.

[21:45:46] Mikoolo/rizon So please go to your garage or tool shed and apologize to every single one of your tools, wof.

[21:48:33] Mikoolo/rizon wof this is ComputerTech 10 years from now when he ain't working for his parents anymore. https://i.imgur.com/LXCltu8.gif

[21:54:22] Mikoolo/rizon Wait, ComputerTech ain't a girl? Looked kinda girly on the pics and webcam with her long blonde hair, wof. D:

[21:55:09] Mikoolo/rizon But now something important.

[21:55:12] Mikoolo/rizon Good night.

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