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[09:17:39] Mikoolo/rizon A morning.

[09:34:34] Mikoolo/rizon Look ComputerTech. This is what happens if you don't learn polish now that you've moved there.

[09:34:44] Mikoolo/rizon You'd start speaking english in a polish place.

[09:35:10] Mikoolo/rizon Like how the germans and dutch got a hard time to string together a complete sentence in english here and have to revert to their own native tongue.

[10:09:42] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/mxXG8tO35AY

[10:13:23] Mikoolo/rizon She has on multiple occasions said that she "Jerks Off" and asked about the 3 tricks for male genital performance improvements, KurtGodel.

[10:17:44] Mikoolo/rizon Fotnote: pankakes loves to threaten people with pipe bombs.

[10:18:47] Mikoolo/rizon h4, don't stick your dick in pankakes.

[10:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon Or setting the world on fire.

[10:19:34] Mikoolo/rizon And crying for almost anything.

[10:20:40] Mikoolo/rizon Someone should grep "pankakes" "cries"

[10:21:42] Mikoolo/rizon And crying.

[10:30:06] Mikoolo/rizon Don't do it, h4.

[10:30:21] Mikoolo/rizon It's him crying about why n0s3y hasn't come back yet, h4.

[10:53:46] Mikoolo/rizon n1, he probably forgot what async is by now.

[11:17:02] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[11:17:22] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you.

[11:21:04] Mikoolo/rizon And that guy is now scattered over a large area after pankakes gave him a pipe bomb.

[12:20:46] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna babysit my nephew tomorrow. Gonna take him to town to a fish/snake/arachnid/lizard petstore.

[12:21:12] Mikoolo/rizon Sure

[12:21:29] Mikoolo/rizon I'll try to sell him to the store as food for the animals.

[12:24:12] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro is driving bus, and niece is having a basketball match tomorrow.

[12:26:00] Mikoolo/rizon .quote search nappies

[12:35:43] Mikoolo/rizon s/buys/brews

[12:51:31] Mikoolo/rizon nah

[12:51:37] Mikoolo/rizon He posted it in this channel, h4.

[12:53:17] Mikoolo/rizon For shits and giggles, h4.

[12:53:51] Mikoolo/rizon I can say whats not wrong with me, h4.

[12:54:01] Mikoolo/rizon Indeed.

[12:55:11] Mikoolo/rizon Here ComputerTech I saw you requested to see the dutch cave explorer NSFW https://i.redd.it/2moxmnhmb8w51.gif

[13:22:17] Mikoolo/rizon irc makes highly intellectual brains become normal, kot.

[13:22:25] Mikoolo/rizon Look at ComputerTech, kot.

[13:22:31] Mikoolo/rizon He's the proof of this.

[13:22:47] Mikoolo/rizon Tho in his case it went a bit bellow normal.

[13:23:08] Mikoolo/rizon But he started to name his stuff better recently.

[13:23:38] Mikoolo/rizon I used to be highly retarded until I got my steel supplement, kot.

[14:40:38] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is also known as CouchTempter in these parts.

[14:41:43] Mikoolo/rizon I fear that if I am drunk af at some womans place and she has tiny dogs that I would misstake them for indoor loafers.

[14:41:57] Mikoolo/rizon And them fighting back as I insert my foot is just me being drunk.

[14:50:14] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/hibUbt5Eyw8

[14:55:30] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech's face when he sees a lonely bottle of magners.

[15:28:13] Mikoolo/rizon h4 is in love with Syndus and hopes Syndus will fall in love with him if he force feeds him parts of his body, GrungeBarbie.

[15:28:40] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, GrungeBarbie.

[15:28:54] Mikoolo/rizon He's acting all tsundere now tho.

[16:00:31] Mikoolo/rizon Find a sugar daddy, GrungeBarbie.

[16:01:52] Mikoolo/rizon yw

[16:02:18] Mikoolo/rizon I'll send the bill for my consultation to you tomorrow. You got until March 1st to pay it.

[16:12:19] Mikoolo/rizon I hate urinary catheters more than needles.

[16:13:06] Mikoolo/rizon Consider yourself lucky.

[16:13:44] Mikoolo/rizon One morning I woke up in pain coz I was about to have an erection in my sleep.

[16:14:57] Mikoolo/rizon They shut of the valve and told me "Tell us when you need to pee and we'll pull it out at the same time." GrungeBarbie.

[16:15:20] Mikoolo/rizon off *

[16:15:48] Mikoolo/rizon It hurt like hell for a second.

[16:17:23] Mikoolo/rizon :(

[16:17:34] Mikoolo/rizon They didn't try the running water trick on you GrungeBarbie?

[16:18:15] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine the sound when you pour a 2liter bottle into the toilet.

[16:18:26] Mikoolo/rizon That heavy loud "SPLOSHING!" sound.

[16:23:39] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[16:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon I think you should get checked for diabetes, irish666.

[16:29:43] Mikoolo/rizon Good luck, irish666.

[16:30:14] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech will endlessly try getting you pregnant if he gets the chance, irish666.

[16:39:29] Mikoolo/rizon I got a gp power bank.

[16:39:39] Mikoolo/rizon But not with 140W output.

[16:40:47] Mikoolo/rizon 24k mah. I'd say thats about 20k effective.

[16:40:49] Mikoolo/rizon Give or take.

[16:41:38] Mikoolo/rizon It's all about them conversion rates or whatever.

[16:46:12] Mikoolo/rizon \g GrungeBarbie I got one of these https://international.gpbatteries.com/products/gp-m2-series-powerbank-20000mah?variant=39873092386915

[16:47:39] Mikoolo/rizon I felt sceptical about getting a power bank so I went with one made by one of the biggest battery manufacturers in the world.

[16:47:40] Mikoolo/rizon GP.

[16:50:19] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[16:50:31] Mikoolo/rizon Whats the mah of the ally, \g?

[16:51:09] Mikoolo/rizon Well I'd say one full charge from one of the power banks, \g.

[16:53:01] Mikoolo/rizon You'll get like 1 full and probably then another 50%.

[16:53:16] Mikoolo/rizon Unless you haven't tested it already and you got 2 full charges, \g.

[16:53:25] Mikoolo/rizon s/haven't/have

[16:54:42] Mikoolo/rizon I forgot what it's called but theres a loss of power when using it. Not wear and tear.

[16:54:50] Mikoolo/rizon Conversion rate or something.

[16:54:54] Mikoolo/rizon It had some specific name.

[16:56:30] Mikoolo/rizon But I'd say the effective mah of your 24k powerbank is 20k mah, might be less, \g.

[16:57:28] Mikoolo/rizon That reminds me.

[16:57:42] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/hOnaZg2QYX8

[16:58:07] Mikoolo/rizon Mumei watching airplane disaster videos on youtube while waiting to board at the airport.

[16:58:21] Mikoolo/rizon And people seeing what she was watching.

[17:04:43] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck. PS5 has a 1200sek sale right now on my favourite electronics store.

[17:06:48] Mikoolo/rizon Hi sushi-chan

[17:07:00] Mikoolo/rizon h4 has missed you.

[17:07:59] Mikoolo/rizon Spiders?

[17:08:29] Mikoolo/rizon h4 don't trigger ComputerTech's spam addiction by writing like that.

[17:09:09] Mikoolo/rizon s/fullstack/cumstack

[17:12:41] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 isn't actually irish, sushi-chan. Born and bred in London.

[17:15:33] Mikoolo/rizon .u WYSIWYG

[17:15:46] Mikoolo/rizon nr 2, sushi-chan.

[17:16:40] Mikoolo/rizon ,u NTSC

[17:16:44] Mikoolo/rizon .u NTSC

[17:17:22] Mikoolo/rizon HQ has more meanings than HD.

[17:17:35] Mikoolo/rizon HQ can be Headquarter, High Quality, and probably more stuff.

[17:17:40] Mikoolo/rizon While HD = High Definition.

[17:18:02] Mikoolo/rizon Oh boy. I got a video for you sushi-chan.

[17:18:18] Mikoolo/rizon Ok h4. I will not link it to sushi-chan.

[17:18:42] Mikoolo/rizon It features a woman shitting on a frying pan and then cooks it, sushi-chan.

[17:19:06] Mikoolo/rizon He probably shared it with his mum too.

[17:19:32] Mikoolo/rizon He asked her "Why do you never make an authentic real homecooked meal like this?"

[17:19:48] Mikoolo/rizon Even the ingredient was made at home.

[17:19:58] Mikoolo/rizon No, sushi-chan.

[17:20:20] Mikoolo/rizon It is however true that Koala kids eat their mothers shit, sushi-chan.

[17:21:02] Mikoolo/rizon I bet a bunch of mettbrötchen lovers got turned off from it, h4.

[17:22:20] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't that WQHD, h4?

[17:22:24] Mikoolo/rizon For 1440p

[17:22:55] Mikoolo/rizon I agree.

[17:24:55] Mikoolo/rizon I was born middle aged.

[17:25:36] Mikoolo/rizon I blame wof wofmobile for being a bad influence on me, h4.

[17:27:21] Mikoolo/rizon sushi-chan I plan to take my nephew to a local petstore tomorrow. They sell spiders, scorpions, fish, snakes, lizards, axalotls.

[17:28:19] Mikoolo/rizon But I'm gonna ask him first if he wants to go in there, fully aware of the pets they got. I ain't enough of an asshole to not warn him.

[17:28:42] Mikoolo/rizon True

[17:28:51] Mikoolo/rizon But kids might react poorly if not warned.

[17:29:18] Mikoolo/rizon If the mosquito start sucking it's a female, sushi-chan.

[17:29:42] Mikoolo/rizon No.

[17:29:44] Mikoolo/rizon He's a tick.

[17:29:52] Mikoolo/rizon idd

[17:30:27] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Kowal

[17:31:25] Mikoolo/rizon Same h4.

[17:31:29] Mikoolo/rizon Forget them.

[17:32:44] Mikoolo/rizon Everyone ain't cold hearted nice polite people like us, h4.

[17:34:37] Mikoolo/rizon You can make it at home, zicada.

[17:36:06] Mikoolo/rizon As a swede I can confirm, h4. The norwegians invade us every summer.

[17:36:38] Mikoolo/rizon But don't tell them that we increase the prices a month before they arrive, h4.

[17:36:59] Mikoolo/rizon I haven't lived in any of those places.

[17:37:04] Mikoolo/rizon I live here.

[17:37:04] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:37:17] Mikoolo/rizon I can speak norwegian pretty poorly.

[17:37:51] Mikoolo/rizon But I know a bunch of norwegians, zicada. Sadly none of them knew about Björn Hellfuck before I introduced his music to them.

[17:38:05] Mikoolo/rizon zicada https://youtu.be/WOh-q_vLCBI

[17:38:14] Mikoolo/rizon Pure gold that song.

[17:38:28] Mikoolo/rizon No idea.

[17:38:35] Mikoolo/rizon I ain't from stockholm.

[17:39:09] Mikoolo/rizon .t no->de snev av anus

[17:39:42] Mikoolo/rizon We got the inbreathing "yes" here in northern sweden, zicada.

[17:40:07] Mikoolo/rizon Here zicada https://youtu.be/xNhOW9JVYzs

[17:40:20] Mikoolo/rizon That inbreathing "yes" sound, zicada.

[17:41:55] Mikoolo/rizon You should watch Sliding Doors, sushi-chan.

[17:56:27] Mikoolo/rizon Ice` ?

[18:09:04] Mikoolo/rizon They don't have hands, sushi-chan.

[18:09:24] Mikoolo/rizon .t en fr tentacle

[18:10:10] Mikoolo/rizon Take care sushi-chan!

[18:10:32] Mikoolo/rizon Don't feel forced to be here, sushi-chan.

[18:11:04] Mikoolo/rizon You can stangle teddybearcell tho, h4.

[18:11:08] Mikoolo/rizon strangle*

[18:11:53] Mikoolo/rizon https://i.imgur.com/SMoiBA1.mp4

[18:12:36] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[18:12:47] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no nsfw added to it, h4.

[18:13:38] Mikoolo/rizon You should answer that.

[18:14:28] Mikoolo/rizon Ok

[18:14:40] Mikoolo/rizon I'll break it down to you into simple english, h4.

[18:14:55] Mikoolo/rizon This h4.

[18:14:55] Mikoolo/rizon [19:13:16] <zicada> its the cutey vidy things you might send your parents

[18:14:55] Mikoolo/rizon [19:13:24] <zicada> what about the other kind

[18:15:02] Mikoolo/rizon Is refering to the other kinds of videos.

[18:15:07] Mikoolo/rizon That you do not send to your parents.

[18:15:18] Mikoolo/rizon And zicada is implying that they are interested in that kind of videos.

[18:15:54] Mikoolo/rizon Do you wish to see something really disgusting that one does not send to their parents, zicada?

[18:16:18] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[18:16:45] Mikoolo/rizon I do.

[18:17:27] Mikoolo/rizon NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT! https://vid.pr0gramm.com/2023/09/09/a3c7fc19c4e9c7c8.mp4 NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!NSFW! CONTAINS SCAT!

[18:17:35] Mikoolo/rizon There zicada.

[18:18:10] Mikoolo/rizon Is who?

[18:18:39] Mikoolo/rizon no

[18:18:46] Mikoolo/rizon Sasha Gray looked better.

[18:20:28] Mikoolo/rizon pornstar is the term you want to use, not whore.

[18:22:15] Mikoolo/rizon You sound like you hang around with laestadians too much.

[18:25:20] Mikoolo/rizon Laestadians are the religious nutjobs of scandinavia.

[18:27:54] Mikoolo/rizon Very few americans in here.

[18:30:48] Mikoolo/rizon Go somewhere else with politics talk, zicada.

[18:35:38] Mikoolo/rizon Evening, irish666.

[18:35:45] Mikoolo/rizon \g https://youtu.be/yA1GhMqaQao

[18:36:20] Mikoolo/rizon \g it'

[18:36:27] Mikoolo/rizon it's the barefoot guy, \g.

[18:45:02] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't tho.

[18:45:54] Mikoolo/rizon yw h4

[18:46:22] Mikoolo/rizon idd h4

[18:51:12] Mikoolo/rizon It's of dutch origin, h4.

[18:51:15] Mikoolo/rizon The inderdaad.

[18:51:25] Mikoolo/rizon idd

[18:59:11] Mikoolo/rizon Good thing you stopped playing wow tho, HelderHeid.

[18:59:53] Mikoolo/rizon Was it Dark Age Of Camelot?

[19:00:04] Mikoolo/rizon euw

[19:00:27] Mikoolo/rizon I bet he was a filthy albion player, HelderHeid.

[19:02:11] Mikoolo/rizon DAoC did a thing that afaik no mmo copied from them. Each realm had unique classes.

[19:02:30] Mikoolo/rizon And only 1 class was shared between all the realms and it came in the last expansion for the game.

[19:02:48] Mikoolo/rizon Not even mirrored classes.

[19:03:12] Mikoolo/rizon 45 unique classes.

[19:03:34] Mikoolo/rizon It was a nightmare for them to balance the game.

[19:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon There was even a class that had stationary pets.

[19:03:59] Mikoolo/rizon And one that used throwaway pets.

[19:06:18] Mikoolo/rizon DAoC has 3 realms, Albion (Hybrid realm) Hibernia (Mostly magic classes) and Midgard (FIGHTER POW WOW RIGHT IN THE NOSE!"

[19:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon Midgard had the easiest speccing for melee classes, Hibernia for magic classes.

[19:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon DAoC was also very pvp focused aswell as pve. They had entire zones with keeps and towers that each realm could take over and control to gain access to the pvp/pve dungeon Darkness Falls.

[19:08:48] Mikoolo/rizon Hour long keep raids with boiling oil, trebuchets, battering rams.

[19:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon Some classes could climb up the keep walls and attack the range classes so the siege could go easier for the attackers.

[19:09:48] Mikoolo/rizon Wow and other mmo's copied DAoC a lot.

[19:10:04] Mikoolo/rizon DAoC copied things from Ultima, with player owned houses.

[19:10:20] Mikoolo/rizon I think Ultima was first with player owned houses.

[19:11:58] Mikoolo/rizon Former members of Mythic Entertainment, that made daoc is working on a spiritual successor for it atm, done so for many years.

[19:12:15] Mikoolo/rizon Mythic had a finger in the latest star wars mmorpg, The old republic.

[19:12:24] Mikoolo/rizon They helped Bioware with it.

[19:12:33] Mikoolo/rizon Too bad their Warhammer mmo failed.

[19:14:36] Mikoolo/rizon The raids in DAoC made wow raids look like shit.

[19:14:44] Mikoolo/rizon 100+ man pve raids in DAoC.

[19:14:57] Mikoolo/rizon All co-ordinated.

[19:16:12] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a small raid HelderHeid :) https://youtu.be/rl6MCqHRtaI

[19:16:19] Mikoolo/rizon A old mmorpg, deadly.

[19:38:59] Mikoolo/rizon It laggs so much that even youtube started lagging (Deffo not coz I got an unlimited speed download going on in the background) HelderHeid.

[19:39:48] Mikoolo/rizon Did L2 fans make music or music videos in game, HelderHeid?

[19:40:03] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/D8vTHcyg9z4

[19:40:06] Mikoolo/rizon Like this, HelderHeid.

[19:41:01] Mikoolo/rizon 2 Albion Paladins going abroad to Hibernia and Midgard.

[19:41:26] Mikoolo/rizon Yes, theres naval combat in DAoC but it never took off.

[19:41:43] Mikoolo/rizon But you could make warships with all kinds of weaponry if you bothered.

[19:42:39] Mikoolo/rizon Heres a original song for DAoC https://youtu.be/FlCco3tJx4w

[19:45:45] Mikoolo/rizon imo the daoc one is better coz it's like a snippet from the two paladins vacation vs normal music videos or game music video.

[19:45:56] Mikoolo/rizon Like in the linage 2 ones.

[19:49:25] Mikoolo/rizon I found this russian? lineage 2 machinima, HelderHeid. https://youtu.be/xzmhAKT-kCY

[19:53:18] Mikoolo/rizon Sadly we have to agree on one thing, HelderHeid. Wow made the best longlived memes.

[19:54:12] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/jIxeJrPlCNM

[19:56:41] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna jump, GrungeBarbie?

[19:57:31] Mikoolo/rizon Good.

[20:38:47] Mikoolo/rizon Someone, somewhere, at some point has probably idly fantasized about being in a relationship with you.

[20:39:53] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie, want to see something cute?

[20:39:59] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie https://i.imgur.com/tYjijqA.mp4

[20:43:56] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth is busy with irl stuff, h4.

[20:44:14] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah.

[20:44:30] Mikoolo/rizon He's not a loser like us.

[20:45:19] Mikoolo/rizon Peorth, foxy.

[20:45:25] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[20:45:58] Mikoolo/rizon Someone, somewhere, at some point has probably idly fantasized about being in a relationship with you, foxy.

[20:46:33] Mikoolo/rizon I am ommiting one thing tho https://i.imgur.com/MTZZazH.png

[20:46:44] Mikoolo/rizon omitting*

[20:48:16] Mikoolo/rizon He isn't back, h4.

[20:49:16] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[20:49:32] Mikoolo/rizon I bet she has never been me.

[20:50:18] Mikoolo/rizon Your mind was too weak to hold my knowledge and left you with medicational needs, Syndus.

[20:53:38] Mikoolo/rizon Theres 3 things I don't do. I don't drink, I don't smoke and I don't lie.

[20:53:50] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck I forgot my lighter at the liqour store.

[21:19:14] Mikoolo/rizon .u DYKTMM

[21:53:51] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is not allowed to open new tabs anywhere in warsaw.

[21:54:07] Mikoolo/rizon He's reached the maximum amout in all the bars.

[22:00:40] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[22:00:46] Mikoolo/rizon .k h4 test

[22:02:19] Mikoolo/rizon quakenet

[22:02:21] Mikoolo/rizon Go there.

[22:02:26] Mikoolo/rizon Or start playing cod, h4.

[22:02:56] Mikoolo/rizon I hate quakenet coz you can't even reg your nick in there.

[22:03:29] Mikoolo/rizon Knee still hurting?

[22:03:45] Mikoolo/rizon .u mush

[22:03:55] Mikoolo/rizon 2 h4.

[22:04:30] Mikoolo/rizon Don't believe deadly, h4. He's ashamed to show affection towards irish people in publicl.

[22:04:42] Mikoolo/rizon -l *

[22:07:00] Mikoolo/rizon Damn Alexei Navalny is dead.

[22:07:19] Mikoolo/rizon Stop shaving for 3 months, h4.

[22:07:31] Mikoolo/rizon Patchy?

[22:10:33] Mikoolo/rizon Finger But Whole.

[22:12:35] Mikoolo/rizon Ok

[22:12:39] Mikoolo/rizon Bedtime

[22:13:37] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna ask him first if he wants to go to the store, deadly. Don't wanna shock him without him knowing about the animals in there.

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