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[10:19:06] pankakes/rizon Morning DasBrain

[10:20:02] pankakes/rizon How goes the duck hunting

[10:20:49] pankakes/rizon Fuck yes

[10:22:51] pankakes/rizon No snakes please :(

[10:26:02] pankakes/rizon They scare me

[10:26:04] pankakes/rizon fuck that

[10:42:51] pankakes/rizon Snakes are the only thing that scare me

[10:42:56] pankakes/rizon I’ve even tried holding tbem

[10:42:58] pankakes/rizon Nope

[10:43:17] pankakes/rizon I’d rather cuddle a bear or take my chances with a lion than one of those fuckers

[10:49:54] pankakes/rizon Hey Camille

[10:49:59] pankakes/rizon Welcome

[10:50:24] pankakes/rizon Woah

[10:50:27] pankakes/rizon take that back

[10:50:37] pankakes/rizon I’m gonna drive down there today fakeirish

[10:50:42] pankakes/rizon And break your face

[10:50:59] pankakes/rizon When don’t I keep it real

[10:51:09] pankakes/rizon Lolol

[10:51:15] pankakes/rizon I dont drink

[10:51:21] pankakes/rizon Shut up charles

[10:51:34] pankakes/rizon Nah

[10:51:37] pankakes/rizon your Sunday name

[10:51:45] pankakes/rizon :p

[10:52:01] pankakes/rizon Did you just call me a dog

[10:52:02] pankakes/rizon nice

[10:52:22] pankakes/rizon *

[10:52:25] pankakes/rizon Fr

[10:52:57] pankakes/rizon I need to go to Tesco and collect the shopping

[10:53:04] pankakes/rizon and wrap my daughters birthday presents

[10:53:07] pankakes/rizon might go for a swim

[10:53:11] pankakes/rizon you?

[10:54:31] pankakes/rizon A swim would be good for it

[10:54:48] pankakes/rizon Feeling a bit blah , tired , had a long day yesterday

[10:54:54] pankakes/rizon party is organised for Monday

[10:55:22] pankakes/rizon I got some beautiful wrapping paper and wrapped all her gifts and it’s all come undone ?!

[10:55:26] pankakes/rizon it won’t stick down

[10:55:32] pankakes/rizon i could have screamed

[10:55:36] pankakes/rizon nah the paper

[10:55:41] pankakes/rizon it’s like … wallpaper

[10:55:48] pankakes/rizon keeps coming undone

[10:56:08] pankakes/rizon It’s like faded pastel colours

[10:56:18] pankakes/rizon I’ve already gift bagged half of it lol

[10:56:29] pankakes/rizon Need to wrap a few bits

[10:56:39] pankakes/rizon she got a new iPhone and uggs

[10:56:44] pankakes/rizon A pandora bracelet

[10:56:55] pankakes/rizon and then bits… make up, clothes etc

[10:57:23] pankakes/rizon I’m debating getting her an Apple Watch today too

[10:57:24] pankakes/rizon but

[10:57:28] pankakes/rizon idk if she will use it

[10:57:31] pankakes/rizon so not 100%

[10:57:39] pankakes/rizon but she walks / runs so she might …

[10:58:27] pankakes/rizon I have an Apple Watch and it doesn’t

[10:59:03] pankakes/rizon But at her age an Apple Watch is prob “cooler”

[11:00:08] pankakes/rizon The new ones aren’t that expensive

[11:00:21] pankakes/rizon £389ish

[11:02:13] pankakes/rizon Oh that’s easy, she loves everything pink haha

[11:02:25] pankakes/rizon I have one who loves everything pink and one who loves black

[11:06:22] pankakes/rizon lol nope

[11:06:39] pankakes/rizon Still goth / emo

[11:10:45] pankakes/rizon I miss buying Lego and Barbie’s

[11:10:52] pankakes/rizon now it’s make up and shit from TikTok shop

[11:10:57] pankakes/rizon oversized water bottles

[11:11:05] pankakes/rizon And fucking shit gadgets

[11:13:49] pankakes/rizon Yeah but their fav tiktokkers use it

[11:13:54] pankakes/rizon so they HAVE to have it

[11:13:59] pankakes/rizon And their friends have it

[11:14:00] pankakes/rizon so

[11:14:07] pankakes/rizon ITS IMPORTANT

[11:15:35] pankakes/rizon you know the world has changed when your 11 year old wants to go to Starbucks for her birthday

[11:15:51] pankakes/rizon And needs a selfie with her Starbucks cup

[11:22:07] pankakes/rizon They don’t drink coffee just shit smoothies and crap

[11:41:58] pankakes/rizon SOMETIMES I THINK IM CRAZY

[11:42:04] pankakes/rizon IM CRAZY OH SO CRAZY

[11:42:10] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[13:23:30] pankakes/rizon calm down

[13:23:36] pankakes/rizon there is enough meatloaf for everyone

[13:24:49] pankakes/rizon Not you

[13:24:52] pankakes/rizon there is none for you

[13:24:57] pankakes/rizon You can have some

[13:25:08] pankakes/rizon you can lick the plate Harzilein

[13:25:56] pankakes/rizon Shit changes

[13:25:57] pankakes/rizon keep up

[13:26:05] pankakes/rizon It was a busy minute yo

[13:26:24] pankakes/rizon Nobody said it was easy

[13:27:12] pankakes/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:27:16] pankakes/rizon another one down

[13:27:57] pankakes/rizon nice

[13:28:07] pankakes/rizon That happens when you roofie chicks

[13:28:11] pankakes/rizon but they wake up sore too

[13:28:37] pankakes/rizon If it doesn’t hurt, you done it wrong

[13:28:52] pankakes/rizon Huh?

[13:28:57] pankakes/rizon you judging me?

[13:28:59] pankakes/rizon It’s 2024

[13:29:21] pankakes/rizon You don’t know why there’s blood all over my shirt rn

[13:29:27] pankakes/rizon But hey

[13:29:30] pankakes/rizon I’m pankakes

[13:29:34] pankakes/rizon nice to meet you

[13:29:36] pankakes/rizon wow

[13:29:40] pankakes/rizon fuck you too

[13:29:48] pankakes/rizon No free roofies for you

[13:29:50] pankakes/rizon Nope

[13:30:01] pankakes/rizon It’s the blood of the last person who called me gross

[13:30:13] pankakes/rizon ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[13:31:04] pankakes/rizon wow

[13:31:07] pankakes/rizon I liked you

[13:31:11] pankakes/rizon then you done that

[13:31:14] pankakes/rizon short lived

[13:31:33] pankakes/rizon What about it

[13:32:46] pankakes/rizon Of what

[13:33:35] pankakes/rizon No idea

[13:34:15] pankakes/rizon Gtfo

[13:34:24] pankakes/rizon I charge for that shit

[13:34:28] pankakes/rizon and you can’t afford it

[13:34:29] pankakes/rizon also

[13:34:38] pankakes/rizon I would be a slut if I did share it

[13:34:41] pankakes/rizon so

[13:34:51] pankakes/rizon that’s ur ma

[13:35:04] pankakes/rizon phonekait send him some nudes

[13:35:06] pankakes/rizon !bang

[13:35:13] pankakes/rizon Why not

[13:35:52] pankakes/rizon My dogs are called Neil and Freddie

[13:35:57] pankakes/rizon W/e

[13:36:08] pankakes/rizon don’t get hit by a car

[13:36:29] pankakes/rizon ROFL

[13:36:37] pankakes/rizon wow

[13:36:57] pankakes/rizon Only American chicks fuck dogs

[13:37:03] pankakes/rizon !bang

[13:37:33] pankakes/rizon The yanks must love you eh

[13:37:39] pankakes/rizon fake Irish too so you fit in with them

[13:37:45] pankakes/rizon they’re all “irish”

[13:38:16] pankakes/rizon deadly thinks his ma is Irish cause she lives in a caravan

[13:38:38] pankakes/rizon DAGS

[13:38:40] pankakes/rizon YAH

[13:38:42] pankakes/rizon I LIKE DAGS

[13:39:03] pankakes/rizon 5 minutes Turkish

[13:39:17] pankakes/rizon Yeah ok Charlie

[13:39:24] pankakes/rizon ALRIGHT PARTNER

[13:39:27] pankakes/rizon KEEP ON ROLLIN BB

[13:39:46] pankakes/rizon The last time you came thinking of King Charles?

[13:39:50] pankakes/rizon Nice

[13:39:58] pankakes/rizon Sup froggo

[13:40:03] pankakes/rizon Lololol

[13:40:15] pankakes/rizon Don’t trust anyone who keeps pigs

[13:40:17] pankakes/rizon ;)

[13:40:25] pankakes/rizon I fucking love boris

[13:40:27] pankakes/rizon he’s the best

[13:41:00] pankakes/rizon My dogs are gay :(

[13:41:21] pankakes/rizon I can be gay sometimes

[13:41:27] pankakes/rizon depends on the mood

[13:41:31] pankakes/rizon Well, I am a, I'm a giver, right? I'm not a receiver. There is a difference. I'm not a faggot.

[13:41:57] pankakes/rizon but eating their ass isn’t gay?

[13:42:00] pankakes/rizon odd

[13:42:09] pankakes/rizon Back up back up

[13:42:14] pankakes/rizon Hot chicks

[13:42:58] pankakes/rizon It’s only gay if your halls touch

[13:43:10] pankakes/rizon Balls gdi

[13:43:15] pankakes/rizon bye

[14:06:16] pankakes/rizon There is nothing funny about nipple chaffing

[14:10:36] pankakes/rizon Early 30s

[14:10:54] pankakes/rizon Closer to 30 than 40 :D

[14:10:57] pankakes/rizon No

[14:11:08] pankakes/rizon h4 calls me old and used

[14:11:12] pankakes/rizon maybe the confusion

[17:18:11] pankakes/rizon !bang

[17:57:19] pankakes/rizon NO MISTAKES

[17:57:27] pankakes/rizon pressure like a grip grip grip and it won’t let gooooo

[17:57:35] pankakes/rizon tick tick tick and it’s ready to blow

[17:58:03] pankakes/rizon I’d be angry as fuck if my ass was a 2/10

[18:00:02] pankakes/rizon I have a piss ascii

[18:00:06] pankakes/rizon but I’ll flood out

[18:03:41] pankakes/rizon * 11 11

[18:03:41] pankakes/rizon * * *

[18:03:41] pankakes/rizon * * * 11 11

[18:03:41] pankakes/rizon * * 11 11

[18:03:41] pankakes/rizon * * * 11 11

[18:03:42] pankakes/rizon 11 11

[18:03:42] pankakes/rizon * * * * *

[18:03:43] pankakes/rizon * brrrrrrrrrrr! * * * *

[18:04:16] pankakes/rizon Kek

[18:04:28] pankakes/rizon I could join my znc and show some real fun ones

[18:04:31] pankakes/rizon but

[18:04:36] pankakes/rizon be like a fax machine

[18:04:48] pankakes/rizon ^ like I’d let you call me a cunt

[18:04:58] pankakes/rizon That’s not spam

[18:05:10] pankakes/rizon ur ma has a rat in her pants

[18:06:09] pankakes/rizon Jump on vc cause I’m bored ?

[18:06:13] pankakes/rizon What you think I am

[18:06:16] pankakes/rizon some basic bitch

[18:06:18] pankakes/rizon gtfo

[18:06:28] pankakes/rizon Wb pops

[18:06:42] pankakes/rizon Did he pick a pet

[18:07:50] pankakes/rizon aw

[18:07:54] pankakes/rizon did you have fun tho

[18:08:33] pankakes/rizon I’m looking for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck

[18:09:27] pankakes/rizon hum is the most you can make a girl do

[18:09:36] pankakes/rizon Sounds fun

[18:09:48] pankakes/rizon <2

[18:10:32] pankakes/rizon no hunni that’s your gfs

[18:10:49] pankakes/rizon Hey hunni <3

[18:11:18] pankakes/rizon .lastfm notpancakes

[21:55:57] pankakes/rizon :(

[21:56:18] pankakes/rizon must have been someone I hurt to say such an awful lo

[21:56:21] pankakes/rizon lie*

[21:57:09] pankakes/rizon Ok

[21:57:14] pankakes/rizon https://i.imgur.com/fLNtIdh.png

[21:57:28] pankakes/rizon Ty

[21:57:42] pankakes/rizon Ty

[21:58:07] pankakes/rizon All the jerking off

[21:59:39] pankakes/rizon What is that

[21:59:49] pankakes/rizon Erm

[21:59:57] pankakes/rizon What

[21:59:59] pankakes/rizon why

[22:00:06] pankakes/rizon yes Mikoolo lol

[22:00:33] pankakes/rizon what the

[22:01:00] pankakes/rizon I’m not sure I wanna be fucked in the ass again now

[22:02:00] pankakes/rizon why are your balls sorr

[22:02:04] pankakes/rizon sore*

[22:02:17] pankakes/rizon Actually

[22:02:22] pankakes/rizon I’m going to put a podcast on

[22:02:37] pankakes/rizon What does that mean

[22:02:51] pankakes/rizon I might listen to Jordan Peterson explain why there’s only 2 genders of bbc earth

[22:02:55] pankakes/rizon I haven’t decided yet

[22:02:59] pankakes/rizon Or*

[22:03:28] pankakes/rizon Or some serial killers

[22:03:32] pankakes/rizon depends how frisky I feel

[22:03:50] pankakes/rizon Lmfao

[22:03:56] pankakes/rizon he was a hero for sure

[22:04:28] pankakes/rizon BTK is my personal hero

[22:04:46] pankakes/rizon Bundy perhaps too

[22:05:44] pankakes/rizon I want someone in a Jason mask to break into my house at 3am and hold a knife to my neck

[22:05:55] pankakes/rizon Then I can die orgasming

[22:06:16] pankakes/rizon But it’s hot

[22:06:23] pankakes/rizon or wake me up with the knife entering my chest

[22:06:39] pankakes/rizon or the guy from Halloween, he tickles my clit a little too

[22:06:58] pankakes/rizon It’s the no talking/mask thing

[22:07:09] pankakes/rizon and i think when you scream they just choke you harder

[22:08:51] pankakes/rizon It’s not weird if it makes you wet

[22:08:52] pankakes/rizon js

[22:09:21] pankakes/rizon No

[22:09:23] pankakes/rizon should I ?

[22:10:40] pankakes/rizon He already said I can

[22:11:21] pankakes/rizon He’s old German

[22:11:24] pankakes/rizon close enough

[22:11:50] pankakes/rizon Hot

[22:12:03] pankakes/rizon O

[22:12:06] pankakes/rizon Ok

[22:12:08] pankakes/rizon less hot

[22:12:11] pankakes/rizon but w/e

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