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[10:23:56] Frogorg/rizon hi

[10:24:02] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech ~

[10:27:45] Frogorg/rizon I'm going to Ikea today and I'm buying nothing!

[10:28:10] Frogorg/rizon aint' gonna support Mikoolo's economy

[10:28:15] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: maybe hot dogs

[10:28:34] Frogorg/rizon they are and that's what's making me suspicious

[10:29:20] Frogorg/rizon nah for real I'm considering an armchair with footstool or whatever it's called

[10:29:23] Frogorg/rizon and it will cost

[10:29:27] Frogorg/rizon .cc 1600 PLN to EUR

[10:29:37] Frogorg/rizon this much, so I want to give it a try first

[10:30:03] Frogorg/rizon though I've got one for

[10:30:08] Frogorg/rizon .cc 2500 PLN to EUR

[10:30:27] Frogorg/rizon but my sister has tested it and said it's great, so I used her recommendation

[10:31:13] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: it's an office chair, I sit on my ass in front of the computer 10+ hours, so I need a decent chair otherwise I'll spend it on a physio

[10:31:17] Frogorg/rizon Harzilein: yeah it is sort of cute

[10:32:00] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: also it's a company expense so I'll get 23% off

[10:32:16] Frogorg/rizon yes

[10:32:34] Frogorg/rizon nah it doesn't work that way

[10:32:43] Frogorg/rizon I pay it first, and then I deduce it off tax due

[10:34:18] Frogorg/rizon that sounds illegal

[10:35:34] Frogorg/rizon anyway, the 500 EUR chair arrives on March 7th and I can't stand waiting

[10:35:39] Frogorg/rizon it'll be such an upgrade, hopefully

[10:35:53] Frogorg/rizon coffee tables are on the way

[10:36:26] Frogorg/rizon n1: thanks for reminding me, I need to change my email literally everywhere

[10:37:21] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: no, unfortunately

[10:38:44] Frogorg/rizon hmm, should I shower before IKEA or after

[10:40:16] Frogorg/rizon before it is

[10:40:20] Frogorg/rizon ok, so I'm off to Ikea then

[10:40:22] Frogorg/rizon cya later

[12:19:05] Frogorg/rizon hi

[12:19:13] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech ~

[12:19:16] Frogorg/rizon Herr h4

[12:19:43] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: careful so you don't get crushed

[12:19:45] Frogorg/rizon lol

[12:24:40] Frogorg/rizon there we go!

[12:24:45] Frogorg/rizon I've ordered an armchair

[12:24:56] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: based

[12:25:07] Frogorg/rizon h4: https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/aeleby-swivel-chair-gunnared-medium-gray-dark-gray-70569593/

[12:25:24] Frogorg/rizon it's a bit on the harder side, not really soft, but I like it that way

[12:25:50] Frogorg/rizon n1: I got it a bit cheaper, plus I had a giftcard

[12:25:59] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: oh I got a different chair for PC

[12:26:12] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: I went to Ikea to test it and it's perfect

[12:26:59] Frogorg/rizon also it rotates and has adjustable height so I can go in circles and sing 'YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND'

[12:27:29] Frogorg/rizon n1: I'll get felt thingies to put it under

[12:27:59] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: thanks I hate it

[12:28:38] Frogorg/rizon lol

[12:28:43] Frogorg/rizon no, I got a different one

[12:28:47] Frogorg/rizon I think I've posted it

[12:29:21] Frogorg/rizon I was considering a foot stool too, but there'll be an awful lot of things in my apartment

[12:29:39] Frogorg/rizon office chair, kneeling chair, armchair, sofa... that's too much

[12:30:27] Frogorg/rizon h4: I don't have a room for home gym unfortunately :(

[12:30:30] Frogorg/rizon just 44 square meters

[12:31:11] Frogorg/rizon but fortunately

[12:31:26] Frogorg/rizon with an armchair I'll have everything complete

[12:31:51] Frogorg/rizon interrogation space, masturbation room, crying corner, dying room

[12:32:53] Frogorg/rizon I'm not even kidding re: crying corner - I've had an assortment of pillows so I put them next to the computer and when I'm sick of working I lay down there and just stare blankly at the ceiling until I get a notification from MS Teams

[12:36:56] Frogorg/rizon thanks I'm taking that personally lol

[12:43:01] Frogorg/rizon I'm so fucking tired

[12:45:40] Frogorg/rizon well, CT is a better dev than me too

[13:00:18] Frogorg/rizon h4: I think yes

[13:13:13] Frogorg/rizon o

[13:30:04] Frogorg/rizon have fish and a rice cake

[13:31:40] Frogorg/rizon I'm on a bender and I was supposed to cook dinner but I'll probably order something

[13:32:14] Frogorg/rizon for now, neither

[13:32:18] Frogorg/rizon we'll see in the evening

[13:32:40] Frogorg/rizon hi foxy

[13:36:31] Frogorg/rizon I can't stand waiting until the March 2nd

[13:43:37] Frogorg/rizon irish666: I'm gonna get tests which are going to tell if I'm okay or if I'm not

[13:46:08] Frogorg/rizon found a computer virus written by ComputerTech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whl09IIG_S8

[13:48:00] Frogorg/rizon irish666: I have some attention problems and at this point nobody knows why, so I'm on sick leave and I was told to run some tests urgently

[13:48:55] Frogorg/rizon tomorrow I have a pre-test appointment where I'll be begging "please don't do the 'name 5 animals starting with B', there's no point doing that"

[14:29:27] Frogorg/rizon login: it's not a tumor, I've had brain MRI and it's clear

[14:39:35] Frogorg/rizon beer or Monster?

[14:42:19] Frogorg/rizon ok dear IRC: should I go for a Monster or for a beer, or for <redacted>?

[14:44:02] Frogorg/rizon hey do you want to hear a song in a foreign language?

[14:44:35] Frogorg/rizon irish666: nvm then you cheeky cunt

[14:45:28] Frogorg/rizon nvm I don't like version that's on YouTube

[14:45:31] Frogorg/rizon it sucks

[14:45:45] Frogorg/rizon have this as alternative: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZs_d9yT2Uw

[14:49:57] Frogorg/rizon ok, Monster it is, because beer will not let me escalate with <redacted>

[15:22:42] Frogorg/rizon h4: are you bringing this up again?

[15:25:30] Frogorg/rizon my friend offended me grossly

[15:26:17] Frogorg/rizon h4: I told him that I took a week of sick leave and he suggested that I stop being a contractor

[15:26:30] Frogorg/rizon he can shove it up his

[15:26:38] Frogorg/rizon h4: he already knows, I told him before

[15:26:50] Frogorg/rizon hi Hotties I'm pissed

[15:26:54] Frogorg/rizon how about you?

[15:28:31] Frogorg/rizon irish666: nah he's a good friend but he sometimes thinks he knows it all while he speaks pure bullshit

[15:28:55] Frogorg/rizon as Mela Koteluk would put it "Wszelkowiedzący bez praktyki telefonują na domowy, do Twoich skroni"

[15:29:58] Frogorg/rizon irish666: depends

[15:30:08] Frogorg/rizon what sort of question is that lol

[16:17:23] Frogorg/rizon irish666: unfortunately "not being retarded" is not a prerequisite for being a medical professional

[16:17:46] Frogorg/rizon good

[16:25:42] Frogorg/rizon I'm tired and bored

[16:28:32] Frogorg/rizon found myself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vm6PnuP24g

[16:30:36] Frogorg/rizon no

[16:31:35] Frogorg/rizon why?

[16:32:24] Frogorg/rizon I really don't

[16:33:54] Frogorg/rizon I'm very serious, I don't

[16:33:54] Frogorg/rizon at this point I'm not sure

[16:35:20] Frogorg/rizon I've got only 6 months, maybe 7 of consistent strength training behind my belt

[16:35:34] Frogorg/rizon before that, I've been very on and off because of uhhhhh, reasons

[16:37:12] Frogorg/rizon reasons which are fairly easy to guess lol

[17:39:27] Frogorg/rizon hi yournamehere

[18:22:04] Frogorg/rizon should I bake myself a cake?

[18:23:39] Frogorg/rizon or should I buy myself a cake?

[18:36:20] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: I'm on sick leave

[18:36:31] Frogorg/rizon I've got all the time to bake

[18:36:34] Frogorg/rizon h4: why?

[18:36:53] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: no

[18:36:57] Frogorg/rizon h4: and you didn't go!

[18:37:07] Frogorg/rizon lol

[18:37:12] Frogorg/rizon ok, makes sense

[18:37:43] Frogorg/rizon wof: tell him yourself

[18:41:36] Frogorg/rizon ok

[18:41:42] Frogorg/rizon I don't care

[18:42:19] Frogorg/rizon anyone has a right not to listen to me and that's fine

[19:17:26] Frogorg/rizon well

[19:17:32] Frogorg/rizon the good news is I have good friends

[19:18:38] Frogorg/rizon the bad news is basically everything else

[19:18:49] Frogorg/rizon rude!

[19:20:53] Frogorg/rizon hi foxy

[19:21:19] Frogorg/rizon so am I

[19:21:24] Frogorg/rizon but that might be due to [redacted]

[19:23:37] Frogorg/rizon no I wasn't

[19:23:40] Frogorg/rizon I'm Frogorg

[19:23:56] Frogorg/rizon an evil witch casted a curse on me so when I'm happy I lose 1000 USD

[19:24:34] Frogorg/rizon no, I just lose 1000 USD and get nothing in return

[19:24:41] Frogorg/rizon that's why it's the curse

[19:25:32] Frogorg/rizon nah fr it might have something to do with "flat and inappropriate affect"

[19:25:49] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: I have Revolut so it automatically converts :(

[19:27:37] Frogorg/rizon I'm not into findom, thanks

[19:28:32] Frogorg/rizon I know I'm just [redacted], don't worry

[19:30:09] Frogorg/rizon yournamehere: depends on how the Finn would be looking

[19:30:38] Frogorg/rizon are we talking he or she?

[19:30:54] Frogorg/rizon whatever it doesn't matter

[19:31:16] Frogorg/rizon yournamehere: would consider depending on their bench press PR

[19:32:42] Frogorg/rizon yes lol

[20:05:15] Frogorg/rizon lol

[20:05:48] Frogorg/rizon please don't

[20:06:11] Frogorg/rizon how the fuck is it 9 pm

[20:06:32] Frogorg/rizon so do I

[20:06:46] Frogorg/rizon .yt i touch myself

[20:06:57] Frogorg/rizon ^ make sure to send it to your crush

[20:08:46] Frogorg/rizon phonekait: oh it's SFW, the most NSFW part is "I don't want anybody else, when I think about you I touch myself"

[20:08:54] Frogorg/rizon oh!

[20:09:47] Frogorg/rizon there's also a perv version where kids choir sing that

[20:10:19] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJkhWqXb7f8

[20:11:28] Frogorg/rizon I've just written on my Monster can "IDIOT JUICE" and I'm sipping it

[20:14:17] Frogorg/rizon I DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE

[20:14:41] Frogorg/rizon WHEN I THINK ABOUT YOU I SHARE MY MEMES FOLDER

[20:16:06] Frogorg/rizon deadly!

[20:16:21] Frogorg/rizon Fensta: it makes my heart go vroom vroom but it also makes my brain go vroom vroom

[20:16:59] Frogorg/rizon and although the fact that jellyfishes live without brain bring hope to millions of people, I like my brain being wrinkled and sort of functional

[20:17:53] Frogorg/rizon lettuce have beer

[20:18:40] Frogorg/rizon nice prinetr

[20:18:57] Frogorg/rizon it's HP after all

[20:19:03] Frogorg/rizon h4: third Monster?

[20:19:36] Frogorg/rizon h4: it's too far

[20:19:41] Frogorg/rizon the tap is 10 m away

[20:19:44] Frogorg/rizon the monster is on my desk

[20:20:06] Frogorg/rizon h4: only if they squat more than me

[20:20:25] Frogorg/rizon oh it's not about the amount

[20:20:29] Frogorg/rizon it's about the weight

[20:20:56] Frogorg/rizon phonekait: that sucks

[20:21:09] Frogorg/rizon phonekait: also tell them to get refurbed Brother next time

[20:22:07] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A41PF4lUkrg

[20:23:16] Frogorg/rizon ok I'll get electrolytes instead of Monster

[20:24:21] Frogorg/rizon phonekait: never seen it, but we've got stuff like Powerade or Oshee

[20:25:04] Frogorg/rizon it's a Polish company so I guess you might not have heard of them

[20:25:20] Frogorg/rizon lol

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