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[07:45:45] pankakes/rizon >.>

[08:01:06] pankakes/rizon Yo don’t blame me , I’m not taking sides on this m

[08:01:11] pankakes/rizon i like you both

[08:01:25] pankakes/rizon woah , 2024 pankakes was nice

[08:01:30] pankakes/rizon then you changed it

[08:02:00] pankakes/rizon <3

[08:02:25] pankakes/rizon lol

[08:02:39] pankakes/rizon Cause has vagina

[08:02:49] pankakes/rizon vaginas need op

[08:03:24] pankakes/rizon Wrong one lolol

[08:03:32] pankakes/rizon Lololol

[08:06:04] pankakes/rizon Stop flipping tables ffs

[08:07:51] pankakes/rizon I need coffee and a neck massage

[08:07:57] pankakes/rizon yall stressing me out

[08:14:56] pankakes/rizon !bang

[08:18:14] pankakes/rizon :D

[08:22:10] pankakes/rizon Gdi

[08:22:31] pankakes/rizon You wish

[08:23:23] pankakes/rizon If I had a dick I’d definitely slap your face with it

[08:27:07] pankakes/rizon !bang

[08:27:10] pankakes/rizon !bang

[09:30:27] pankakes/rizon Calm down

[09:30:31] pankakes/rizon It’s Monday

[09:52:26] pankakes/rizon irish666 amazing as always

[09:52:31] pankakes/rizon how’s the knee after the run?

[09:55:45] pankakes/rizon when I was younger I hit a girl with a sledgehammer

[09:56:03] pankakes/rizon I got in a lot of trouble

[09:56:07] pankakes/rizon still don’t regret it

[09:56:21] pankakes/rizon I think she was giving me dirty looks

[09:56:27] pankakes/rizon I can’t remember tbh

[09:56:38] pankakes/rizon she lived around the corner and I ffucking hated her

[09:56:50] pankakes/rizon so I went to the shed and got the sledgehammer and hit her over the head

[09:57:25] pankakes/rizon Ran home and the ambulance came

[09:57:37] pankakes/rizon Yeah she had a huge head

[09:57:41] pankakes/rizon She was grand

[09:57:59] pankakes/rizon I was a very unruly child tbh

[09:58:10] pankakes/rizon I was in fights most days

[09:58:28] pankakes/rizon a pikey tried steal my brothers trainers

[09:58:34] pankakes/rizon so I held a knife to his throat

[09:58:51] pankakes/rizon and he was crying that I tore his leather jacket

[09:59:10] pankakes/rizon I got expelled from school twice for fighting

[09:59:34] pankakes/rizon little pieball bastard scared the fuck out of my brother

[10:00:00] pankakes/rizon My dad sold swapped them our sofas for £30 once for cans

[10:00:14] pankakes/rizon so when my mum came back from work we had no sofas

[10:00:42] pankakes/rizon And yes they do sell carpets and if you say you don’t need one they say “do you need anything else I can get it in 30 mins”

[10:01:14] pankakes/rizon rofl they love when you call them knackers

[10:01:28] pankakes/rizon I dragged one into my mams kitchen once

[10:01:37] pankakes/rizon and her bf was shouting “she’s gonna kill him” rofl

[10:01:52] pankakes/rizon He knocked on the door and said “send your brother out so I can kick the shit out of him”

[10:02:09] pankakes/rizon so i dragged him into the kitchen and opened the cutlery drawer to grab a knife

[10:02:17] pankakes/rizon but the little cunt ran back out the door

[10:02:29] pankakes/rizon Growing up in da hood yo

[10:02:33] pankakes/rizon good ole fassaore

[10:02:39] pankakes/rizon fassaroe too

[10:02:46] pankakes/rizon Lololol

[10:02:58] pankakes/rizon They’re fucking rats

[10:03:13] pankakes/rizon we used to just kick the shit out of them for the craic

[10:03:23] pankakes/rizon and stutter at them when they tried to say shit to us

[10:03:39] pankakes/rizon IM JOES PADDY AND IM GONNA KILL YA

[10:04:01] pankakes/rizon Ah stop the Irish ones

[10:04:13] pankakes/rizon sitting in me mas house now

[10:04:20] pankakes/rizon and a horse will just walk by

[10:04:30] pankakes/rizon and she lives in a housing estate not the country

[10:04:39] pankakes/rizon bray has enough of their own homegrown ones

[10:04:49] pankakes/rizon IM CASH MOOREHOUSE AND IM GONNA STAB YE

[10:04:54] pankakes/rizon Go way cash will ya

[10:04:58] pankakes/rizon go back to school

[10:05:29] pankakes/rizon Yeah in bray

[10:05:42] pankakes/rizon No it’s not

[10:05:48] pankakes/rizon the seafront bars are fun as fuck

[10:05:53] pankakes/rizon But It’s rough now

[10:05:59] pankakes/rizon you not from bray you’re getting shot

[10:06:01] pankakes/rizon fuck so bad

[10:06:12] pankakes/rizon the Dublin gangland has expanded down the coast

[10:06:21] pankakes/rizon they have guns now tho

[10:06:28] pankakes/rizon it’s not just crowbars anymore

[10:06:30] pankakes/rizon They’re shooting

[10:06:36] pankakes/rizon the air show still happens tho

[10:06:49] pankakes/rizon Like anyone would say shit to her

[10:07:01] pankakes/rizon she would take the gun out of your hand and beat you with it

[10:07:04] pankakes/rizon rofl

[10:07:05] pankakes/rizon yes

[10:07:07] pankakes/rizon he does

[10:07:08] pankakes/rizon lmfao

[10:07:17] pankakes/rizon and she’s still a baldy fag

[10:07:20] pankakes/rizon hes the fire Marshall

[10:07:27] pankakes/rizon and the nightclub dj ….

[10:07:33] pankakes/rizon Yeah

[10:07:35] pankakes/rizon don’t ask

[10:07:41] pankakes/rizon he’s off his face on coke 24/7

[10:08:03] pankakes/rizon It’s all run and owned by the Duggans

[10:08:08] pankakes/rizon who own the bars there

[10:08:17] pankakes/rizon No Duggan does

[10:08:18] pankakes/rizon I mean

[10:08:21] pankakes/rizon wanker

[10:08:25] pankakes/rizon plastic gangster

[10:08:28] pankakes/rizon No

[10:08:40] pankakes/rizon Sec I’ll txt me ma

[10:09:19] pankakes/rizon She threw him out of the hotel a few times

[10:09:24] pankakes/rizon for annoying her

[10:11:28] pankakes/rizon She replied “that Gregg cunt”

[10:11:29] pankakes/rizon rofl

[10:11:37] pankakes/rizon Fucking knob

[10:11:49] pankakes/rizon she tried to feel up my auntie so she barred him

[10:11:52] pankakes/rizon He*

[10:12:23] pankakes/rizon Ofc he did

[10:12:28] pankakes/rizon He’s a knob

[10:12:48] pankakes/rizon We used to take the piss out of him when he walked into the hotel like he owned it

[10:13:13] pankakes/rizon my brother always used to say “ah here comes the spare eejit now”

[10:13:31] pankakes/rizon He works for the professional help…

[10:13:51] pankakes/rizon My brother is like … Connor McGregor

[10:13:54] pankakes/rizon but bigger

[10:13:58] pankakes/rizon same mouthy bullshit

[10:14:10] pankakes/rizon Sounds and talks as much shit as him

[10:14:15] pankakes/rizon dunno about the ankles but

[10:14:19] pankakes/rizon the rest pretty much

[10:14:21] pankakes/rizon funny tho

[10:14:27] pankakes/rizon he could take the piss out of a wall

[10:14:43] pankakes/rizon We just ignore him

[10:14:59] pankakes/rizon he came to Christmas a few years ago wearing all red “make American great again” stuff

[10:15:00] pankakes/rizon cap

[10:15:02] pankakes/rizon T-shirt

[10:15:03] pankakes/rizon the lot

[10:15:20] pankakes/rizon zero fucks, if he thinks it will annoy you

[10:15:22] pankakes/rizon he will do it

[10:15:41] pankakes/rizon he is always whinging that when he was little all he wanted for Christmas was a “mr frosty”

[10:15:45] pankakes/rizon so I got him one as a joke

[10:15:49] pankakes/rizon and he fucking loved it

[10:15:55] pankakes/rizon didn’t even realise it was a joke

[10:16:17] pankakes/rizon Mikoolo it doesn’t work he still doesn’t stfu

[10:16:28] pankakes/rizon my mam removes him from our WhatsApp groups and blocks him

[10:16:35] pankakes/rizon and he just uses a different app or number

[10:16:41] pankakes/rizon to send annoying gifs

[10:16:56] pankakes/rizon Or videos of him hoovering in his underwear

[10:17:01] pankakes/rizon nah he’s not well in the head

[10:17:06] pankakes/rizon the chap is gone

[10:17:15] pankakes/rizon My ma rang him for hash last week

[10:17:20] pankakes/rizon and she was being discreet

[10:17:26] pankakes/rizon and he’s shouting down the phone - while in work

[10:17:33] pankakes/rizon YEAH NO BOTHER MA ILL GET THAT HASH FOR YA

[10:17:43] pankakes/rizon in a kitchen full of staff

[10:17:54] pankakes/rizon he’s not a dealer

[10:17:57] pankakes/rizon he’s a chef

[10:18:02] pankakes/rizon he just gets me ma hash / weed

[10:18:21] pankakes/rizon ^

[10:18:26] pankakes/rizon better

[10:18:40] pankakes/rizon we tried medicating him

[10:18:43] pankakes/rizon it didn’t work

[10:18:49] pankakes/rizon we tried making him move country too

[10:18:53] pankakes/rizon he was so close

[10:18:56] pankakes/rizon but he didn’t

[10:19:06] pankakes/rizon ah he isn’t like obnoxious / annoying he’s funny

[10:19:22] pankakes/rizon And now his 3 year old son is just as bad

[10:19:32] pankakes/rizon his son is 3 and thinks my name is hag

[10:19:41] pankakes/rizon he calls me and says “there’s hag”

[10:19:56] pankakes/rizon or if the girls answer he says “where’s hag?”

[10:20:10] pankakes/rizon And my ma is “granny hag”

[10:20:22] pankakes/rizon once we told him his mum was always at the pub not work

[10:20:25] pankakes/rizon and he said to her

[10:20:32] pankakes/rizon “mommy why you leave me for the pub”

[10:20:35] pankakes/rizon Rofl

[10:20:53] pankakes/rizon Prob in school saying his ma leaves him for the pub

[10:22:00] pankakes/rizon What age is he?

[10:22:21] pankakes/rizon Yeah he’s at the age to learn that for sure

[10:22:27] pankakes/rizon I hate kids with bad manners

[10:22:51] pankakes/rizon Or iPad and chicken nugget kids

[10:23:03] pankakes/rizon csnt go out to eat cause they just want chicken nuggets and their iPad

[10:23:21] pankakes/rizon We are going for Chinese tonight

[10:23:39] pankakes/rizon My daughters birthday so was her choice

[10:23:46] pankakes/rizon But Chinese is my fav so

[10:24:02] pankakes/rizon I hate pizza tbh

[10:24:10] pankakes/rizon but Ty

[10:24:22] pankakes/rizon I don’t like … bread / dough really

[10:24:29] pankakes/rizon Ok nice

[10:24:31] pankakes/rizon I’ll have it

[10:24:36] pankakes/rizon Is it rice based ?

[10:24:41] pankakes/rizon No

[10:24:53] pankakes/rizon What sort of sick cunt hates cheese

[10:25:05] pankakes/rizon Ok we going to the water park!

[10:25:23] pankakes/rizon Only cause I used to be fat fakeirish

[10:25:31] pankakes/rizon (Indoor water park)

[10:25:46] pankakes/rizon That’s disgusting

[10:25:50] pankakes/rizon and I hate pepperoni too

[10:26:09] pankakes/rizon I do like fish

[10:26:17] pankakes/rizon love yas bye

[10:26:20] pankakes/rizon o/

[11:24:32] pankakes/rizon !bang

[11:24:36] pankakes/rizon !bang

[11:24:39] pankakes/rizon !bang

[11:24:41] pankakes/rizon !bang

[11:24:45] pankakes/rizon Fuck off

[11:43:06] pankakes/rizon !bang

[11:50:04] pankakes/rizon !bang

[14:52:48] pankakes/rizon Wow I got top 3

[14:52:51] pankakes/rizon 12:14 <&h4> pankakes sent me a ton of cute pandas, cows, penguins, and so on

[14:52:52] pankakes/rizon 12:14 <&h4> that worked well and so she is easily top 3 as well

[14:55:57] pankakes/rizon Use coconut or bio oil

[14:56:01] pankakes/rizon for the scar

[14:56:07] pankakes/rizon And rock those tiger stripes

[14:57:31] pankakes/rizon WHAT

[14:57:33] pankakes/rizon IS

[14:57:35] pankakes/rizon GOING ON

[14:57:44] pankakes/rizon BABIES ARE MADE OF ASIAN WOMEN??

[14:57:52] pankakes/rizon Ahsoka is pregnant ??

[14:57:54] pankakes/rizon what?!

[14:58:10] pankakes/rizon Fuck this I need coffee

[14:58:29] pankakes/rizon Just cause they have little dicks doesn’t make them all women

[14:58:31] pankakes/rizon Js

[14:58:46] pankakes/rizon Little dicks aren’t big clits ok

[15:00:22] pankakes/rizon Everyone knows squares are circles

[15:00:53] pankakes/rizon 2 negatives make a positive

[15:00:59] pankakes/rizon so 2 wrongs make a right ?

[15:01:36] pankakes/rizon What you mean no

[15:01:40] pankakes/rizon don’t tell me no

[15:01:51] pankakes/rizon According to maths

[15:02:06] pankakes/rizon 2 hitlers might have finished the job too

[15:02:08] pankakes/rizon js

[15:02:17] pankakes/rizon Yeah but

[15:02:24] pankakes/rizon 2 negatives make a positive

[15:02:45] pankakes/rizon I don’t even like hot pizza ffs

[15:02:58] pankakes/rizon I pick the toppings off

[15:03:12] pankakes/rizon And eat those

[15:03:24] pankakes/rizon Hell yes

[15:03:33] pankakes/rizon Pizza fries tho

[15:03:36] pankakes/rizon hell yeah

[15:03:44] pankakes/rizon mushrooms

[15:03:47] pankakes/rizon sweetcorn

[15:03:52] pankakes/rizon Red onion

[15:03:54] pankakes/rizon peppers

[15:04:12] pankakes/rizon If I do eat pizza I eat the crust first

[15:05:51] pankakes/rizon Hell yes

[15:05:56] pankakes/rizon no bbq

[15:06:01] pankakes/rizon yessssss

[15:06:12] pankakes/rizon whew I almost said something racist

[15:06:20] pankakes/rizon then I remembered the rules

[15:06:33] pankakes/rizon Don’t

[15:06:37] pankakes/rizon do

[15:06:38] pankakes/rizon it

[15:06:44] pankakes/rizon I fucking hate you

[15:06:51] pankakes/rizon Lololol

[15:07:21] pankakes/rizon im not Canadian

[15:07:23] pankakes/rizon the fuck

[15:07:40] pankakes/rizon I also said n words love bbq

[15:07:50] pankakes/rizon angry sex is the best sex

[15:07:54] pankakes/rizon its supposed to hurt

[15:07:57] pankakes/rizon He want to fill the other hole other then your mouth or your love nest.Hun unless he works on it first to get it ready, dam right it is going to hurt and if your tight back there it is going to hurt a whole lot more.

[15:08:12] pankakes/rizon Bollox

[15:08:40] pankakes/rizon Ok bye o/

[21:27:29] pankakes/rizon Ffs

[21:27:33] pankakes/rizon potato to cuddle*

[21:42:19] pankakes/rizon is wof chatting?

[21:42:24] pankakes/rizon I have him on ignore

[21:42:28] pankakes/rizon but I can smell mexican

[21:46:12] pankakes/rizon ofc he did

[21:46:17] pankakes/rizon he must think I’m American

[22:07:11] pankakes/rizon wof is such a scumbag

[22:07:16] pankakes/rizon I wish we never met

[22:07:22] pankakes/rizon I don’t even know how it happened

[22:09:11] pankakes/rizon He’s not even Spanish

[22:09:13] pankakes/rizon he’s Mexican

[22:09:19] pankakes/rizon so he has a little penis

[22:09:29] pankakes/rizon But I love wof in a hate way

[22:09:33] pankakes/rizon I love to hate him

[22:09:34] pankakes/rizon I don’t

[22:09:39] pankakes/rizon I really really don’t

[22:09:47] pankakes/rizon I like my men white

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