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Tuesday, February 20, 2024

[02:04:38] phonekait/rizon 0

[12:01:49] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: s/heineken/ass/

[12:03:46] phonekait/rizon Smirnoff is decent vodka

[12:06:26] phonekait/rizon I thought the mudslide was after having too much shitty vodka

[12:07:24] phonekait/rizon I have an appendage right now

[12:22:36] phonekait/rizon I'm not young

[12:28:33] phonekait/rizon Lies Mikoolo

[12:28:44] phonekait/rizon This is ComputerTech's theme song

[12:28:45] phonekait/rizon https://youtu.be/PZuHAsf6qO0?si=VRgKLOVHyvy0umv4

[12:30:37] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/vxrp3yAa/1000003248.jpg

[12:33:59] phonekait/rizon Wtf lmfao

[12:34:05] phonekait/rizon I need acid for that shit

[12:34:07] phonekait/rizon Warn a girl

[12:38:24] phonekait/rizon Rofl

[17:01:31] phonekait/rizon I hate you :P

[17:02:50] phonekait/rizon So one of my biggest clients had this submitted to them yesterday as the unit clearly needs a new wheel hub. We replaced it yesterday after submitting an estimate. They had the balls to ask where the old tires were. https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/59iO7WJn/IMG_4939.jpg

[17:03:35] phonekait/rizon lol

[17:03:40] phonekait/rizon I don't work in dildo sales

[17:03:55] phonekait/rizon It was called in for two new tires

[17:04:07] phonekait/rizon Tech goes out, says, no hub is fucked, you need new hub

[17:04:32] phonekait/rizon Clearly that hub caught on fire.

[17:04:33] phonekait/rizon lol

[17:05:04] phonekait/rizon We get that all the fucking time lol

[17:15:10] phonekait/rizon Frogorg: come to my work and tell half the people I work with they're fucking morons

[17:15:57] phonekait/rizon Frogorg: yes

[17:17:00] phonekait/rizon One of my biggest clients rejected a hub job invoice where we replaced the hub and two tires as the original was BURNT. They asked for pics of the old tires, which if you know anything at all, on a hub that caught fire...

[17:17:41] phonekait/rizon ....well at least it's not a "purity check".

[17:18:03] phonekait/rizon !bang

[17:18:52] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: wtf?

[17:19:31] phonekait/rizon Appointment?

[17:19:34] phonekait/rizon Dick appointment?

[17:20:20] phonekait/rizon ah ok

[17:32:11] phonekait/rizon K bbl, invoicing approved.

[17:32:13] phonekait/rizon \o

[18:48:18] phonekait/rizon Penis

[18:48:49] phonekait/rizon Maybe

[18:50:22] phonekait/rizon Mikoolo: no thanks. I'm not that crazy.

[18:50:56] phonekait/rizon We knew that long ago

[18:51:21] phonekait/rizon I was crazy long ago, but I'm not as crazy as she is.

[18:53:02] phonekait/rizon Who doesn't have a mental illness at this point?

[18:53:04] phonekait/rizon !bang

[18:54:05] phonekait/rizon :p

[18:55:27] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/GF7Hs2dH/1000003253.jpg

[18:56:40] phonekait/rizon Ugh. I have a case of the don't wannas today.

[18:57:08] phonekait/rizon I don't have much to go either

[18:57:12] phonekait/rizon I just don't wanna today.

[19:05:03] phonekait/rizon And I thought my class was bad

[19:05:15] phonekait/rizon We had less than 300 in my graduating class.

[19:05:47] phonekait/rizon Probably 75

[19:06:16] phonekait/rizon We had three area middle schools combine for a high schook

[19:06:19] phonekait/rizon *school

[19:30:04] phonekait/rizon Wheeeee

[19:30:12] phonekait/rizon Most of my invoicing is done for today

[19:30:32] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/wUo9AQaQ/1000003254.jpg

[19:30:40] phonekait/rizon GypsyBarbie: ^

[19:31:18] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: sometimes it does

[19:31:19] phonekait/rizon Lol

[19:33:12] phonekait/rizon You missed the Cookie Monster earlier

[19:33:34] phonekait/rizon He got the all clear today on his echocardiogram

[19:33:54] phonekait/rizon Lemme guess, mouth4 is being a schmuck again?

[19:34:03] phonekait/rizon Lol

[19:34:19] phonekait/rizon I swear he needs to get a hobby.

[19:34:39] phonekait/rizon Bitches get stitches

[19:34:59] phonekait/rizon ^

[19:44:29] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/8gB3wYhL/1000003253.jpg

[19:46:25] phonekait/rizon Ugh this one customer can suck my schlong.

[19:46:37] phonekait/rizon Giving us a hard time cause he can't get laid

[19:46:40] phonekait/rizon Ffs

[19:47:02] phonekait/rizon Your kitty plays fetch?!

[19:47:12] phonekait/rizon Mine leave me presents in my purse

[19:47:27] phonekait/rizon And take shit out of my purse too

[19:47:49] phonekait/rizon MIL put a baggie of fresh blueberries in for me to bring to work for munchies

[19:47:58] phonekait/rizon And someone stole the bag and left them by my shoes.

[19:48:09] phonekait/rizon Ikr

[19:48:22] phonekait/rizon But I found a ball toy in my purse.

[19:48:28] phonekait/rizon \o/

[19:48:31] phonekait/rizon Cat logic

[19:49:34] phonekait/rizon Hahaha

[19:50:03] phonekait/rizon One of the kittens was running around with one of Grandma's paintbrushes in her fangs the other day

[19:50:26] phonekait/rizon Kitty art?!

[19:50:32] phonekait/rizon Oooooh Dali

[19:51:24] phonekait/rizon Lol what

[19:51:32] phonekait/rizon Since when do you have a penis?

[19:51:51] phonekait/rizon Teth is also a fucking moron

[19:53:38] phonekait/rizon It's almost 3PM and I haven't even had lunch yet

[19:54:51] phonekait/rizon Syndus: !!!!!!!!

[20:00:26] phonekait/rizon found this going through my photos https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/FK36k3Ci/1000003255.jpg

[20:00:34] phonekait/rizon GypsyBarbie: baby house skunk

[20:01:34] phonekait/rizon Cursing who?

[20:01:51] phonekait/rizon His existence is a curse to the rest of us

[20:03:27] phonekait/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/UpHydqpV/1000003186.jpg

[20:05:35] phonekait/rizon This Sugarbooger was being adorable this morning

[20:05:45] phonekait/rizon Pounced on me and opened the biscuit factory

[20:06:15] phonekait/rizon Hahaha

[20:06:16] phonekait/rizon Yes

[20:06:18] phonekait/rizon I did

[20:06:31] phonekait/rizon He constantly has dried food in his nostrils

[20:06:35] phonekait/rizon So it made sense

[20:06:39] phonekait/rizon Ahsoka: yes

[20:06:44] phonekait/rizon He was kneading on me

[21:21:32] phonekait/rizon Neo_Nemesis: how old?

[21:22:10] phonekait/rizon The neutering will help. But they'll grow out of the curtain swinging soon.

[21:22:26] phonekait/rizon My brood regularly wrestles and play fight

[21:22:31] phonekait/rizon Hahaha.

[21:22:39] phonekait/rizon Or get a stronger anchor.

[21:23:07] phonekait/rizon We had to do that when Maple was a baby. He decided to climb the curtain on the window by our closet.

[21:23:20] phonekait/rizon ....while I was getting ready for work too

[21:23:21] phonekait/rizon Lmao

[21:24:41] phonekait/rizon Hahahaha.

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