IRC Driven

[05:33:20] h4/rizon I got you

[05:33:23] h4/rizon !shop 16 DasBrain

[05:33:25] h4/rizon !shop 15 DasBrain

[05:33:27] h4/rizon !shop 14 DasBrain

[09:18:28] h4/rizon honked?

[09:18:31] h4/rizon are you a truck?

[09:18:58] h4/rizon .t en de barf

[09:19:05] h4/rizon who uses barf?

[09:19:09] h4/rizon puke, vomit

[09:19:13] h4/rizon throw up even

[09:19:52] h4/rizon goddamn you are dull

[09:20:11] h4/rizon then act like a normal person

[09:20:46] h4/rizon good idea would be not to insult

[09:20:55] h4/rizon that would increase your chances of getting along with me

[09:21:04] h4/rizon but now you called me a faggot so what am I to do?

[09:21:47] h4/rizon bitch please

[09:21:53] h4/rizon like I need to kick and ban to get to you :D

[09:22:06] h4/rizon you're a little fucked in the head, it's not that hard to get you flustered

[09:23:23] h4/rizon @Syndus │ Bwaaa buttsexed bacon flavored banana rape whistle

[09:23:25] h4/rizon Mikoolo is right

[09:23:28] h4/rizon he IS our new zack D:

[09:24:12] h4/rizon you should consider yourself lucky not to know zack

[09:24:34] h4/rizon he acted like such an idiot that even Peorth called him our village idiot

[09:24:50] h4/rizon probably goes by clive_rosenfield now

[09:25:00] h4/rizon or something like that

[09:25:26] h4/rizon .quote search zack

[09:25:30] h4/rizon .quote read 55

[09:25:36] h4/rizon that's about his level :D

[09:25:41] h4/rizon .quote read 88

[09:25:48] h4/rizon .quote read 103

[09:26:03] h4/rizon sleeping off the burden of unemployment :D

[09:26:17] h4/rizon I do envy him a little

[09:26:57] h4/rizon huh

[09:27:06] h4/rizon way to point out his weaknesses

[09:27:12] h4/rizon no I would like to be unemployed :D

[09:27:18] h4/rizon but then I like having money

[09:27:30] h4/rizon and I get along fine with my colleagues

[09:27:43] h4/rizon I don't even have to bitch about them everyday and act like I'm surrounded by idiots

[09:28:06] h4/rizon takes one to know one as they say

[09:28:57] h4/rizon anyways if you need random interjections or sheer retardation in your life

[09:29:02] h4/rizon Zack is probably in #chat

[09:37:44] h4/rizon no pomf is a lightweight filehost

[09:37:57] h4/rizon but it has been replaced by uguu

[09:38:02] h4/rizon and is no longer being developed

[09:39:16] h4/rizon oh for christs sake

[09:39:23] h4/rizon another conspiracy theory about the nazis?

[09:39:30] h4/rizon I heard they invented chemtrails

[09:39:32] h4/rizon but don't tell!

[09:40:03] h4/rizon oh right

[09:40:12] h4/rizon the thumbnail of the video shows it all

[09:40:21] h4/rizon that occult crap himmler was into

[09:43:24] h4/rizon pomf ffs

[09:43:26] h4/rizon tl;dr

[09:43:31] h4/rizon that is beyond boring

[09:43:35] h4/rizon give me the rundown

[09:43:52] h4/rizon is the guy a moron or is he making fun of that occult crap parts of the nazis were into?

[09:43:58] h4/rizon answer quick or I shall retaliate

[09:47:25] h4/rizon pomf: he wasn't

[11:14:19] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[11:14:23] h4/rizon I just ran 4.3km

[11:14:36] h4/rizon thx

[11:14:44] h4/rizon what workplace? :D

[11:14:55] h4/rizon baked what?

[11:14:58] h4/rizon croissant?

[11:15:06] h4/rizon that would absolutely ruin my run

[11:15:12] h4/rizon but then again croissants are fucking great

[11:15:15] h4/rizon I'll take two o/

[11:15:46] h4/rizon now I have to eat it

[11:15:51] h4/rizon nobody will eat it

[11:16:00] h4/rizon D:

[11:16:14] h4/rizon could have at least broken off a bit for me

[11:16:16] h4/rizon :(

[11:16:29] h4/rizon pankakes: s/MS/MANS/

[11:16:42] h4/rizon ewww

[11:16:52] h4/rizon weren't you just scratching your crotch with that finger?

[11:17:15] h4/rizon JETZT GIBT'S ÄRGER

[11:17:38] h4/rizon alright gotta do the dishes and prepare dinner for later

[11:18:01] h4/rizon lol

[11:18:03] h4/rizon no

[11:18:09] h4/rizon time for work is over

[11:18:20] h4/rizon told them I'm gone at around 13:30

[11:18:31] h4/rizon well I gotta do the dishes, prepare food, pick up my niece

[11:18:35] h4/rizon and take the bus to the hospital

[11:18:43] h4/rizon where my sister gave birth yesterday

[11:18:53] h4/rizon where I will get to meet my second niece :D

[15:56:56] h4/rizon .k Mikoolo start liking rum

[15:57:11] h4/rizon I like rum

[15:59:12] h4/rizon Mikoolo: I

[15:59:14] h4/rizon AM

[15:59:16] h4/rizon hungry

[15:59:21] h4/rizon thus I shall leave now before I pick fights

[15:59:36] h4/rizon https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/3QbdmPRt/1000003264.jpg

[15:59:38] h4/rizon take this

[15:59:47] h4/rizon that someone saw the need to send me that

[15:59:49] h4/rizon disgusts me the most

[15:59:56] h4/rizon you know who you are!

[18:10:10] h4/rizon o/

[18:10:39] h4/rizon yo irish666

[18:10:42] h4/rizon i ran 4.2km today!

[18:11:04] h4/rizon Fensta: responsibilities

[18:19:26] h4/rizon who called pankakes' hands ugly?

[18:19:30] h4/rizon Mikoolo won't stand for this!

[18:21:07] h4/rizon I just rode in on my horse

[18:21:09] h4/rizon to defend your honour

[18:21:12] h4/rizon and sent Mikoolo in

[18:21:17] h4/rizon did he fail?

[18:21:29] h4/rizon pankakes: who called you ugly then?

[18:21:48] h4/rizon pankakes: if you can't tell us who done you dirty

[18:21:54] h4/rizon we can't help

[18:22:00] h4/rizon .yt mass effect leaving earth

[18:22:48] h4/rizon so who was it?

[18:22:50] h4/rizon if it was irish666

[18:22:58] h4/rizon I challenge him to a run!

[18:23:02] h4/rizon !bang

[18:23:59] h4/rizon irish666: don't worry, I'm fucked rn as well

[18:24:04] h4/rizon additional to weird pain in my knee

[18:24:06] h4/rizon my

[18:24:09] h4/rizon .t de en oberschenkel

[18:24:12] h4/rizon hurt like hell

[18:24:23] h4/rizon I could feel it cramping roughly 200m before the finish line

[18:24:27] h4/rizon and just pulled through

[18:24:59] h4/rizon never!

[18:25:02] h4/rizon the pain needs to stay

[18:25:22] h4/rizon should I just punch it over and over then zof?

[18:25:28] h4/rizon foxy: I used ice on the knee

[18:26:17] h4/rizon 109$ for this?

[18:26:19] h4/rizon wow

[18:27:27] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media-library-service-media/508753f1-d3c4-4e6e-80fc-c6e1fba540ad.__CR0,0,1464,600_PT0_SX1464_V1___.jpg

[18:27:29] h4/rizon lol

[18:27:32] h4/rizon what are they trying to tell me?

[18:29:12] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media-library-service-media/5568cb1a-2d06-4d8f-9a71-4092f7e36692.__CR0,0,1600,1200_PT0_SX800_V1___.jpg

[18:29:16] h4/rizon i love these marketing pictures

[18:29:30] h4/rizon not even sports clothes on or anything

[18:30:22] h4/rizon GypsyBarbie: I mean she looks rather happy

[18:30:24] h4/rizon from afar

[18:30:32] h4/rizon just enjoying nature

[18:30:34] h4/rizon I envy her

[18:30:38] h4/rizon Herr Neo_Nemesis

[18:30:40] h4/rizon <3

[18:30:50] h4/rizon GypsyBarbie: don't you?

[18:30:57] h4/rizon so am I

[18:31:15] h4/rizon she must be missing a part in that pic

[18:31:18] h4/rizon a cute guy like me :d

[18:31:32] h4/rizon that's not a beach

[18:31:42] h4/rizon the log looks fake too

[18:31:45] h4/rizon like photoshopped

[18:31:57] h4/rizon also her left foot should be wet

[18:32:13] h4/rizon GypsyBarbie: please consider that she is a ginger

[18:32:18] h4/rizon for someone without a soul

[18:32:20] h4/rizon she looks very happy

[18:33:16] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71he-IhPzNL.jpg

[18:33:18] h4/rizon I mean

[18:33:23] h4/rizon look at the people writing reviews

[18:33:25] h4/rizon he looks tough

[18:33:40] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71DTmDBNplL.jpg

[18:33:43] h4/rizon look at this mean looking dude

[18:34:11] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71RTOCsIFgL.jpg

[18:34:14] h4/rizon this is clearly a fake buyer

[18:34:38] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61HR7CTdC9L.jpg

[18:34:43] h4/rizon this one can't even properly open the box

[18:34:46] h4/rizon probably too strong

[18:35:03] h4/rizon irish666: but look at what she's wearing

[18:35:25] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71oLq-UT-ZL.jpg

[18:35:32] h4/rizon this guy clearly has no idea what he's doing

[18:35:42] h4/rizon :D

[18:35:50] h4/rizon the racist in me prompted a loud laugh

[18:36:10] h4/rizon he's got a new key

[18:36:13] h4/rizon wouldn't you be happy?

[18:37:02] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/mms-media-storage-prod/final/BrandPosts/brandPosts/54837eac-b3a0-4c8d-893e-9e104dbbe107/7806dec2-04f4-47d7-a6f0-4740c69bcf13/media._SL850_FMjpg_.jpeg

[18:37:05] h4/rizon now i want the product

[18:37:24] h4/rizon look at his tiny legs too

[18:38:24] h4/rizon https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/mms-media-storage-prod/final/BrandPosts/brandPosts/8504a42c-873f-4bc7-a602-2b1d0357e131/aa4047b1-6516-41ed-8d14-49fbc940518f/media._SL850_FMjpg_.jpeg

[18:38:29] h4/rizon this seems to work after a wanking session

[18:38:47] h4/rizon You've seen all the posts!

[18:38:49] h4/rizon best msg today

[18:39:04] h4/rizon seems authentic though, right?

[18:45:48] h4/rizon zof: that's no way to talk to an Admiral!

[18:47:41] h4/rizon Jantz: who are you?

[18:47:46] h4/rizon what do you want?

[18:47:49] h4/rizon have you met GypsyBarbie?

[18:48:07] h4/rizon she is the daughter of the daughter of the son of the daughter of a gypsy

[18:48:09] h4/rizon a real one

[18:48:22] h4/rizon the one's that got paper cups and take spare money

[18:48:41] h4/rizon :d

[18:48:43] h4/rizon nice

[18:48:55] h4/rizon yeah you best fuck off

[18:48:58] h4/rizon what a cunt

[18:49:05] h4/rizon screw the curse

[18:49:09] h4/rizon kick his ass

[18:49:33] h4/rizon again?

[18:49:43] h4/rizon asking what?

[18:50:38] h4/rizon good kick

[18:50:44] h4/rizon what did he do?

[18:50:52] h4/rizon you can't just randomly kick motherfuckers

[18:51:16] h4/rizon what were you thinking?

[18:51:22] h4/rizon he was a long time friend of ComputerTech

[18:51:28] h4/rizon they spoke like years ago

[18:51:33] h4/rizon and he should have been super-opped on sight

[18:51:52] h4/rizon ComputerTech even knew his mom

[18:52:11] h4/rizon promotion granted

[18:52:33] h4/rizon zof also is one of ComputerTech's oldest friends

[18:52:44] h4/rizon Frogorg: fuck your friend

[18:52:46] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[18:53:07] h4/rizon maybe

[18:53:16] h4/rizon but if I'm ugly, I don't want to be called ugly by friends

[18:54:29] h4/rizon GypsyBarbie just called all rizon opers janitors

[18:54:42] h4/rizon like the low level working class cunts they are

[18:54:53] h4/rizon well

[18:54:58] h4/rizon I grew up in a Plattenbau

[18:55:04] h4/rizon and the janitor there really did not like children

[18:55:27] h4/rizon that might explain his attitude towards me

[18:55:30] h4/rizon what about the other 20 kids?

[18:55:46] h4/rizon well typical german

[18:55:50] h4/rizon RECHT UND ORDNUNG

[18:55:53] h4/rizon ZUCHT UND ORDNUNG

[18:56:02] h4/rizon kids having fun was not alright with him

[18:56:04] h4/rizon !bang

[18:56:07] h4/rizon !bang

[18:56:10] h4/rizon !shop 4

[18:56:12] h4/rizon !bang

[18:56:56] h4/rizon zof: ye but exploring the basement is fun

[18:57:05] h4/rizon the guy probably meant well

[18:57:47] h4/rizon take it due to your apartment you can't really afford to go unpaid Frogorg :/

[18:58:31] h4/rizon +

[18:58:37] h4/rizon cheese at 7 is european?

[18:58:42] h4/rizon cheese is always great

[18:59:32] h4/rizon hab

[19:00:59] h4/rizon ye but jokes won't really help

[19:01:22] h4/rizon GypsyBarbie: you don't need to be overworked to fall asleep driving

[19:01:55] h4/rizon imagine you could have travelled by train

[19:02:06] h4/rizon as gypsy you would not even need to fear being robbed

[19:02:12] h4/rizon you are the robber after all!

[19:02:41] h4/rizon GypsyBarbie: ah that makes sense

[19:03:00] h4/rizon she works hard for the money

[19:08:21] h4/rizon logcat

[19:09:59] h4/rizon ye

[19:10:01] h4/rizon :D

[19:15:48] h4/rizon Yester: you want me to knock your teeth out?

[19:16:13] h4/rizon but?

[19:16:16] h4/rizon so is that a yes?

[19:33:28] h4/rizon oh look

[19:33:32] h4/rizon it's Doofus

[19:33:35] h4/rizon I mean Syndus

[20:03:18] h4/rizon Syndus: even worse?

[20:03:20] h4/rizon oof

[20:06:32] h4/rizon gotta get to sleep earlier today

[20:06:47] h4/rizon pankakes: like kongo black?

[20:06:50] h4/rizon or chocolate?

[20:07:00] h4/rizon I like me some chocolate skin

[20:09:20] h4/rizon oh god

[20:09:28] h4/rizon you did not paint yourself black and ran around as a black person, did you?

[20:09:30] h4/rizon omfg

[20:09:39] h4/rizon who? pankakes? Never heard of her. Must be new

[20:11:24] h4/rizon can someone take care of Syndus?

[20:11:28] h4/rizon i think he needs assistance again

[20:11:49] h4/rizon pankakes: you are on your way to become phonekakes

[20:11:51] h4/rizon congratulations!

[20:12:01] h4/rizon which do you prefer btw?

[20:12:05] h4/rizon phonekakes or pankait?

[20:12:18] h4/rizon I think pankait sounds more like food

[20:12:20] h4/rizon because of the pan

[20:12:25] h4/rizon which could be bread or just a pan

[20:13:02] h4/rizon can someone please pick up Syndus from the play area?

[20:13:24] h4/rizon you should act like it!

[20:14:27] h4/rizon hmm

[20:14:37] h4/rizon Syndus: laugh

[20:14:44] h4/rizon not be embarassed by

[20:15:08] h4/rizon !bang

[20:15:10] h4/rizon 1reload

[20:16:23] h4/rizon uhm

[20:16:31] h4/rizon in bruges

[20:16:50] h4/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk__EJoInGA

[20:16:53] h4/rizon there pankait

[20:18:44] h4/rizon oh my god

[20:18:46] h4/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RazNHIreQ-E

[20:18:49] h4/rizon look at these people D:

[20:19:36] h4/rizon texas

[20:19:38] h4/rizon :D

[20:20:18] h4/rizon says in the beginning

[20:20:24] h4/rizon something like the fattest city in america :D

[20:20:27] h4/rizon statistically

[20:21:02] h4/rizon hey deac

[20:21:32] h4/rizon but this is ridiculous

[20:21:40] h4/rizon I mean you can be big or even fat

[20:22:28] h4/rizon Neo_Nemesis: I don't know

[20:22:32] h4/rizon can'T you just run away from them?

[20:22:36] h4/rizon their scooters aren't that fast

[20:23:12] h4/rizon no

[20:23:14] h4/rizon only big

[20:23:29] h4/rizon what about fat men?

[20:24:20] h4/rizon what a shitty video though

[20:24:36] h4/rizon ...

[20:24:42] h4/rizon .cc 185lb in a real unit

[20:24:45] h4/rizon lol

[20:24:47] h4/rizon well

[20:24:51] h4/rizon .cc 185lb in kg

[20:25:03] h4/rizon well that is somewhat skinny

[20:25:24] h4/rizon wow

[20:25:29] h4/rizon a guy weighing 700 pounds

[20:25:35] h4/rizon losing 100, a huuuuge achievement for any human

[20:25:39] h4/rizon barely shows for him :D

[20:25:53] h4/rizon Fensta: do it

[20:25:56] h4/rizon I'm 94kg

[20:26:55] h4/rizon right

[20:27:33] h4/rizon .cc 14 stone in kg

[20:27:41] h4/rizon bitch please

[20:27:43] h4/rizon are you 1,70m?

[20:28:53] h4/rizon your loss

[20:29:04] h4/rizon so how many feet are you?

[20:29:20] h4/rizon same

[20:29:46] h4/rizon oh aren't you a fat cunt!

[20:29:53] h4/rizon you should be ashamed of your fat

[20:30:06] h4/rizon rolling around much, Fensta ?

[20:30:10] h4/rizon fat fuck

[20:30:15] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[20:30:38] h4/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8_KrLGp3vg

[20:30:42] h4/rizon look, I found the british version too

[20:31:05] h4/rizon Fensta: how about skipping breakfast?

[20:31:07] h4/rizon fat cunt

[20:31:09] h4/rizon D:

[20:31:26] h4/rizon go for a jog or something

[20:31:39] h4/rizon Frogorg:

[20:31:44] h4/rizon he is 1,82m and weight 87kg!!

[20:31:50] h4/rizon what a fat cunt, amirite?!

[20:31:54] h4/rizon he calls himself fat!

[20:31:56] h4/rizon :D

[20:32:11] h4/rizon lets just bully the fat fucker

[20:32:38] h4/rizon hey cunt <3

[20:33:15] h4/rizon lol pankakes

[20:33:36] h4/rizon awww nice cunt

[20:33:49] h4/rizon may I?

[20:33:57] h4/rizon Fensta: ye but so are you

[20:34:09] h4/rizon also I'm not ugly

[20:34:15] h4/rizon my face just isn't optimized

[20:34:57] h4/rizon but he called me ugly

[20:35:12] h4/rizon your mom didn't seem to mind Fensta !

[20:35:24] h4/rizon Mikoolo: that slightly nicer deadly

[20:35:34] h4/rizon no

[20:35:37] h4/rizon that is David

[20:35:44] h4/rizon the guy called window

[20:35:50] h4/rizon Fensta: fuck yeah!

[20:35:57] h4/rizon right

[20:36:26] h4/rizon he is not as transparent as you'd expect from a Fensta

[20:36:34] h4/rizon Mikoolo: ye but he is ugly himself

[20:36:41] h4/rizon that makes me super-ugly

[20:36:59] h4/rizon am I supposed to call myself "Windo" now?

[20:37:30] h4/rizon you haven't seen barely educated people writing german :D

[20:37:52] h4/rizon Mikoolo: eine große

[20:38:11] h4/rizon eine

[20:38:17] h4/rizon also

[20:38:19] h4/rizon Kartoffel

[20:38:21] h4/rizon ein Nomen

[20:38:23] h4/rizon schreibt man groß

[20:38:28] h4/rizon same

[20:38:34] h4/rizon du bist so ein Kartoffelkäfer ey

[20:38:44] h4/rizon .yt karl der käfer

[20:39:12] h4/rizon Frogorg: didn't feel like it?

[20:39:22] h4/rizon I personally feel exhausted...gonna go to bed in a bit

[20:39:35] h4/rizon Mikoolo: Karl der Käfer is a great song

[20:39:47] h4/rizon thx Frogorg, not yet :P

[20:40:51] h4/rizon Frogorg: do it with Fensta's mom

[20:40:53] h4/rizon she's a dude

[20:40:57] h4/rizon and I had her/him

[20:42:12] h4/rizon I am not beyond criticizing myself

[20:42:26] h4/rizon huh

[20:43:02] h4/rizon Kirra_Qween: I have to agree with pankakes

[20:43:06] h4/rizon stop saying my name

[20:43:08] h4/rizon it is annoying

[20:43:44] h4/rizon :D

[20:44:02] h4/rizon lol

[20:44:12] h4/rizon ⁵

[20:44:33] h4/rizon Hafier

[20:44:48] h4/rizon :D

[20:44:55] h4/rizon if required

[20:46:11] h4/rizon !bang

[20:46:14] h4/rizon !reload

[20:46:36] h4/rizon ok I'm gonna go to bed and dream about fatso Fensta trying to work out o/

[20:46:53] h4/rizon gn8 o/

[20:48:46] h4/rizon lol Ziginox

[20:48:49] h4/rizon this is just horrible

[20:48:51] h4/rizon :D

[20:49:41] h4/rizon man Fensta is really sad today

[20:49:51] h4/rizon you are appreciated dude!

[20:50:22] h4/rizon yeah fuck you lol

[20:50:41] h4/rizon ok i'm gone for real now

[20:50:43] h4/rizon nn o/

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