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[02:02:39] eskimo/rizon o.O

[02:03:14] eskimo/rizon How's it going

[02:04:05] eskimo/rizon Same just going to get some dinner

[02:04:17] eskimo/rizon Ermmm idk yet

[02:04:26] eskimo/rizon I was thinking Taco Bell actually

[02:04:27] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:04:37] eskimo/rizon It's the best

[02:05:21] eskimo/rizon Well I like Taco Bell

[02:05:27] eskimo/rizon It's good late night food

[02:06:02] eskimo/rizon I'm trying but no takers

[02:06:28] eskimo/rizon I updated my bumble questions, you might like them

[02:06:39] eskimo/rizon https://i.arxius.io/5f06fa65.jpg

[02:06:51] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:07:25] eskimo/rizon Right?

[02:07:31] eskimo/rizon But it's gonna get me 0 girls

[02:07:41] eskimo/rizon But hey, I wanna be accurate

[02:07:47] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:07:56] eskimo/rizon Meh

[02:08:23] eskimo/rizon a/s/l?

[02:08:26] eskimo/rizon :P

[02:08:55] eskimo/rizon Every girl is crazy though pancakes

[02:09:07] eskimo/rizon Prove it

[02:09:16] eskimo/rizon I don't like "hot" though

[02:09:29] eskimo/rizon I hate that fake shit

[02:09:57] eskimo/rizon It does usually though

[02:10:06] eskimo/rizon Well whatever

[02:10:20] eskimo/rizon Most girls are crazy with makeup and all that gay shit

[02:10:41] eskimo/rizon Yeah I don't want another kid ever again

[02:11:01] eskimo/rizon 2 failed kid situations is enough for me

[02:11:13] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:11:26] eskimo/rizon And no fat girls

[02:11:37] eskimo/rizon And no ghetto girls

[02:11:46] eskimo/rizon And must have a good job and money

[02:12:01] eskimo/rizon And then in fucked

[02:12:05] eskimo/rizon That girl doesn't exist

[02:12:29] eskimo/rizon Ummm 140?

[02:12:32] eskimo/rizon 135?

[02:12:41] eskimo/rizon Why

[02:12:47] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:13:38] eskimo/rizon Yeah I'm pretty much as average as you can get

[02:14:05] eskimo/rizon I'm like 5 9, 135, I actually look chubby kinda these days

[02:14:12] eskimo/rizon I used to be more cut

[02:14:31] eskimo/rizon Everyone hates my beard pankakes

[02:14:44] eskimo/rizon Idk

[02:14:54] eskimo/rizon I guess just girls around here are weird

[02:15:25] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:15:26] eskimo/rizon Ew

[02:15:44] eskimo/rizon Also, send a good girl to NJ for me

[02:16:02] eskimo/rizon Send er over

[02:16:20] eskimo/rizon I don't want some spineless pushover

[02:16:31] eskimo/rizon Ginger for sure, hate blondes

[02:16:46] eskimo/rizon Sure

[02:17:10] eskimo/rizon I'm not picky, just no fat really

[02:17:29] eskimo/rizon Ehh

[02:17:32] eskimo/rizon I'd rather not

[02:17:43] eskimo/rizon I like smol girls

[02:17:46] eskimo/rizon No

[02:17:49] eskimo/rizon Not teenager lol

[02:17:59] eskimo/rizon Yeah short and skinny

[02:18:03] eskimo/rizon Sure

[02:18:19] eskimo/rizon I'm not big enough for a big girl

[02:18:20] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:19:00] eskimo/rizon Heh

[02:19:11] eskimo/rizon How much does this wife cost

[02:19:35] eskimo/rizon Pshhh wot

[02:19:42] eskimo/rizon You don't know me

[02:20:01] eskimo/rizon I make $$$$$$$$$$$

[02:20:09] eskimo/rizon I'm in the top 1% homie

[02:20:34] eskimo/rizon lol max child support is like $2k/m

[02:20:40] eskimo/rizon That's nothing

[02:20:58] eskimo/rizon Also, I don't like girls that can't speak English

[02:21:41] eskimo/rizon I like Asian girls, but I've had bad luck with the 3-4 I've dated

[02:21:50] eskimo/rizon They were all retarded

[02:22:19] eskimo/rizon Eh idrc about looks much

[02:22:32] eskimo/rizon Yuh but cunty

[02:22:48] eskimo/rizon I just don't want a broke bitch

[02:23:02] eskimo/rizon I want someone that CAN be in their own but chooses not to

[02:23:10] eskimo/rizon I hate relationships where someone needs the other

[02:23:12] eskimo/rizon It's bad

[02:23:26] eskimo/rizon Yup

[02:23:31] eskimo/rizon But that's typical American relationship

[02:23:40] eskimo/rizon Kinda hard to survive on your own here for the average

[02:24:00] eskimo/rizon I mean not even just that

[02:24:01] eskimo/rizon But like

[02:24:12] eskimo/rizon Most people can't afford to pay their bills on their own

[02:24:17] eskimo/rizon Or ever buy a house on their own

[02:24:24] eskimo/rizon Can barely pay a car bill

[02:24:41] eskimo/rizon I need someone that has their shit together

[02:24:43] eskimo/rizon Can do all that

[02:24:48] eskimo/rizon But chooses to do it with someone instead

[02:25:04] eskimo/rizon That's rare

[02:25:47] eskimo/rizon Yeah dude, I don't know a single person that owns a house

[02:25:49] eskimo/rizon That's my age

[02:25:57] eskimo/rizon Besides me and like 2 people that are married

[02:26:08] eskimo/rizon Nobody that's single

[02:26:24] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:26:27] eskimo/rizon Nooooo

[02:26:36] eskimo/rizon Obviously...

[02:26:56] eskimo/rizon I got an 840 baby

[02:27:28] eskimo/rizon norex: wot

[02:28:57] eskimo/rizon Eh credit is good regardless of your income...

[02:30:05] eskimo/rizon Lemme yolo all your money in stonks

[02:30:07] eskimo/rizon I'm pretty good

[02:30:19] eskimo/rizon Up 400% this year so far

[02:31:24] eskimo/rizon Yeah my house was a good investment, up 120% on my house since I bought it

[02:31:53] eskimo/rizon See, why can't American girls be like too

[02:32:03] eskimo/rizon Like you*

[02:33:17] eskimo/rizon Well that's not nice

[02:35:58] eskimo/rizon o.O

[02:36:27] eskimo/rizon Gross

[02:36:55] eskimo/rizon You nasty

[02:38:45] eskimo/rizon https://i.arxius.io/36135af7.jpg

[02:38:45] eskimo/rizon pankakes: this is like every girl on bumble by me

[02:39:09] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:39:23] eskimo/rizon It's nasty that's what

[02:40:05] eskimo/rizon It's tough around here

[02:41:01] eskimo/rizon Wow I disliked her

[02:41:05] eskimo/rizon And she popped up again

[02:41:07] eskimo/rizon Wtf

[02:46:40] eskimo/rizon https://i.arxius.io/77b1b422.jpg

[02:46:40] eskimo/rizon I'm telling you bro, it's rough here pankakes

[02:47:10] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:47:28] eskimo/rizon You still dating the interdomes?

[02:47:56] eskimo/rizon Nice nice

[02:48:35] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:48:43] eskimo/rizon There's no good girls here

[02:48:53] eskimo/rizon Come on pankakes, ship one here

[02:48:57] eskimo/rizon FedEx next day

[02:49:11] eskimo/rizon Wot

[02:49:18] eskimo/rizon Yeah I mean here here

[02:49:20] eskimo/rizon Not irc

[02:49:26] eskimo/rizon Well

[02:49:28] eskimo/rizon Am I wrong?

[02:49:41] eskimo/rizon You just said you'd stab me and light me on fire or something

[02:49:52] eskimo/rizon Sure it is

[02:49:56] eskimo/rizon Crazy to me

[02:50:28] eskimo/rizon Eh the ones that do it are regardless of hiding it or not

[02:51:03] eskimo/rizon -_-

[02:51:09] eskimo/rizon They all hide the crazy

[02:51:23] eskimo/rizon I think dr pajeeta was worse than sayjay honestly

[02:51:39] eskimo/rizon I don't wanna be stabbed -_-

[02:51:44] eskimo/rizon Should I add that to my profile?

[02:51:52] eskimo/rizon "No stabbers"

[02:54:18] eskimo/rizon Ok so I need someone way less crazy than pankakes

[02:55:40] eskimo/rizon Well

[02:55:47] eskimo/rizon Kill them

[02:55:55] eskimo/rizon The problem ones

[02:56:00] eskimo/rizon Not all

[02:56:14] eskimo/rizon Lol

[02:56:17] eskimo/rizon Nn

[02:56:30] eskimo/rizon -_-

[02:57:43] eskimo/rizon Now I'm worried about a girl that's gonna stab me or light me on fire

[02:57:46] eskimo/rizon Maybe I'll just stay single

[03:30:58] eskimo/rizon What was that about

[03:30:59] eskimo/rizon I forget

[03:32:05] eskimo/rizon Suh

[03:34:37] eskimo/rizon Oh yeah

[03:34:45] eskimo/rizon pankakes: is wrong

[06:20:31] eskimo/rizon GypsyBarbie: wtf are you talking about

[06:20:59] eskimo/rizon I probably am, banned from where though?

[06:21:14] eskimo/rizon And how does being banned from somewhere make me a hypocrite?

[06:21:27] eskimo/rizon GypsyBarbie: I'm a freenode oper

[06:22:04] eskimo/rizon How am I a hypocrite though lol

[06:22:13] eskimo/rizon I have everything I expect a woman to have

[06:22:54] eskimo/rizon Whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[06:24:07] eskimo/rizon I just don't think it's weird to want a girl that's not fat that has a good job and can live independently but choose not to

[06:24:21] eskimo/rizon Well yeah

[06:24:24] eskimo/rizon Make up is stupid

[06:24:32] eskimo/rizon And stabbing is normal

[06:24:38] eskimo/rizon Isn't.7

[06:24:45] eskimo/rizon Ughh phone typing is hard

[06:24:59] eskimo/rizon Why did I make a phone irc client

[06:25:26] eskimo/rizon I'm not judging little things

[06:25:37] eskimo/rizon I just have some basic expectations that's any person should have

[06:26:16] eskimo/rizon That's my new gf?

[06:30:14] eskimo/rizon Lol

[06:30:23] eskimo/rizon I think you're right

[06:30:33] eskimo/rizon Got quiet here

[06:30:40] eskimo/rizon Lots of jerking going on I think

[06:31:15] eskimo/rizon Impressive

[06:35:57] eskimo/rizon Ew use a toilet like a normal person

[16:18:20] eskimo/rizon ComputerTech: i fixed sasl

[19:22:07] eskimo/rizon n1: not licensed, but i've done a lot of electrical, sup

[23:18:43] eskimo/rizon suh

[23:18:46] eskimo/rizon updated server

[23:20:59] eskimo/rizon GypsyBarbie: is that ur doge

[23:21:26] eskimo/rizon nice i wanna get a husky friend for my samoyed

[23:24:20] eskimo/rizon yeah my dog wouldn't be service dogable lol

[23:24:29] eskimo/rizon she's too stupid and stubborn

[23:25:18] eskimo/rizon i love the bright blue eyes

[23:25:31] eskimo/rizon she looks pretty husky tbh

[23:26:35] eskimo/rizon https://i.arxius.io/4ac387e2.jpg

[23:26:36] eskimo/rizon Here's my fluffball

[23:27:39] eskimo/rizon :)

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