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Saturday, February 24, 2024

[15:05:09] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axOhvRSZlS0

[15:12:59] Frogorg/rizon hi wez

[15:26:03] Frogorg/rizon please respect the tables

[15:26:12] Frogorg/rizon Herr h4

[15:26:27] Frogorg/rizon oh cool you did a backflip

[15:28:13] Frogorg/rizon it took me a while but I have mashed potatoes instead of brain

[15:30:10] Frogorg/rizon h4 angry again

[15:30:33] Frogorg/rizon glad I wasn't there then

[15:30:54] Frogorg/rizon wow

[15:31:02] Frogorg/rizon I have a lot of patience today

[15:31:10] Frogorg/rizon but that's because I'm probably still shitfaced

[15:31:26] Frogorg/rizon congratulations

[15:31:39] Frogorg/rizon I plan to go to the gym but we'll see about it

[15:31:43] Frogorg/rizon I have a new rule

[15:31:51] Frogorg/rizon "if you wouldn't be able to drive, you're unable to lift"

[15:32:07] Frogorg/rizon Ahsoka: interestingly, neither

[15:32:43] Frogorg/rizon let's check for priapism instead

[15:33:30] Frogorg/rizon h4: right now yes, at 10 pm not necessarily, we'll see if someone fires my triggers again

[15:34:37] Frogorg/rizon don't stop dancing, nothing's certain but the curtain

[20:38:06] Frogorg/rizon it's time for Czechoslovakian synth disco

[20:38:08] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axOhvRSZlS0&

[20:39:17] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: no it's not

[20:39:20] Frogorg/rizon you're a liar

[20:39:32] Frogorg/rizon nothing is better than this one

[20:40:00] Frogorg/rizon I am God so I know better

[20:40:05] Frogorg/rizon brb time to take Zyprexa

[20:41:09] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: it's my fault? bro it was totally Satan, when I realized I made it locate so that it won't render you disabled

[20:41:12] Frogorg/rizon how ungrateful!

[20:42:39] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: I take an apology in a form of 10 Hail Marys, beer, or 20 push ups

[20:43:03] Frogorg/rizon one

[20:43:45] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: thank you, I will try to do my best so that hoe Satan doesn't move the object down

[20:43:56] Frogorg/rizon smh got my hands full of work because of this bitch

[20:44:00] Frogorg/rizon AlterEgo_!

[20:44:04] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: sure thing

[20:44:18] Frogorg/rizon nah fr shame nobody got the joke

[20:44:28] Frogorg/rizon it was too obscure I guess

[20:44:34] Frogorg/rizon /kick basti !pew

[20:44:36] Frogorg/rizon fuck too slow

[20:45:11] Frogorg/rizon no worries it's a tradition here

[20:46:16] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: I wish I could do that to one of my doctors, she was a true QUACK

[20:46:30] Frogorg/rizon h4: why again?

[20:46:37] Frogorg/rizon .k h4 stop kicking people

[20:46:46] Frogorg/rizon WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACCESS DENIED

[20:46:54] Frogorg/rizon h4: have you had a good one?

[20:47:00] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: nah I'm good

[20:47:08] Frogorg/rizon good for you!

[20:47:17] Frogorg/rizon h4: we have a saying in Poland

[20:47:24] Frogorg/rizon .t pl en lepsza rączka niż rzeżączka

[20:47:31] Frogorg/rizon hand, not handle, smh

[20:47:58] Frogorg/rizon h4: no, I watched a video online about guy that was chugging energy drinks in excess and then when he went squatting he got aortic dissection

[20:48:06] Frogorg/rizon he was my age

[20:48:12] Frogorg/rizon so now I'm seriously rethinking my life

[20:48:43] Frogorg/rizon h4: it's not about the taste, it makes my useless brain go vroom

[20:48:54] Frogorg/rizon though, there is a chance that my brain will go vroom without energy drinks

[20:49:04] Frogorg/rizon and the chance is named "amphetamine"

[20:49:10] Frogorg/rizon nah just kidding

[20:49:15] Frogorg/rizon (sort of)

[20:49:54] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: my doctor strongly advises against it, though another health professional is disappointed I... oh wait no

[20:50:12] Frogorg/rizon I literally had a dialogue

[20:50:16] Frogorg/rizon with a health professional

[20:50:29] Frogorg/rizon "Have you ever had cocaine, amphetamine, meth, anything like that?" "No" "Shame"

[20:51:38] Frogorg/rizon I might find myself soon in a predicament where I both need and can't do stimulants

[20:51:51] Frogorg/rizon we'll see about that

[20:51:56] Frogorg/rizon meanwhile, please enjoy a Polish song

[20:52:08] Frogorg/rizon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMn_85Z3izU

[20:52:24] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: thank you very much, I need it

[20:52:38] Frogorg/rizon yesterday I got a confirmation my work is a dumpster fire and I need to change jobs

[20:52:45] Frogorg/rizon yes deity

[20:52:53] Frogorg/rizon Diety is a deity of weight loss

[20:53:11] Frogorg/rizon sure

[20:53:17] Frogorg/rizon but I've got a pizza on the way

[20:53:19] Frogorg/rizon so that won't work

[20:53:30] Frogorg/rizon Hawaii with bacon

[20:53:46] Frogorg/rizon Salvaje: I like sweet and salty combo

[20:54:06] Frogorg/rizon well the last time I got punched it healed me for 24 h

[20:54:08] Frogorg/rizon so please do

[21:23:57] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech

[21:25:43] Frogorg/rizon you're still in Poland?

[21:25:49] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: why?

[21:25:56] Frogorg/rizon for real?

[21:26:01] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: it's Poland

[21:32:48] Frogorg/rizon Salvaje: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyoeacXBHDQ

[21:35:35] Frogorg/rizon .cc 2100 sek to pln

[21:37:33] Frogorg/rizon shh, let Mikoolo have full room

[21:41:02] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: have you made a full recovery, as far as hemorrage goes?

[21:41:22] Frogorg/rizon I'm so happy about that

[21:42:16] Frogorg/rizon yeah

[21:42:17] Frogorg/rizon that's true

[21:42:31] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: have you thought of some medical alert card "Don't do MRI on me"?

[21:43:01] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: understandable

[21:43:43] Frogorg/rizon I should probably get a medical alert card too

[21:46:18] Frogorg/rizon my office chair is on its way

[21:48:36] Frogorg/rizon I've got a new couch and a new armchair

[21:48:43] Frogorg/rizon still waiting on coffee tables and an office chair

[21:48:52] Frogorg/rizon and the office chair better be good

[21:49:49] Frogorg/rizon >while her actual boyfriend

[21:49:51] Frogorg/rizon u wot

[21:50:25] Frogorg/rizon I'm saving myself for Shrek

[21:50:45] Frogorg/rizon Mikoolo: apparently, that's fine

[21:52:19] Frogorg/rizon rip

[21:52:57] Frogorg/rizon TheFatherMind: but you already got two guns bro

[21:53:01] Frogorg/rizon good night Mikoolo

[21:53:22] Frogorg/rizon I'm making a housewarming party

[21:53:36] Frogorg/rizon but this better be classy because we're going to have a baby on board

[21:57:23] Frogorg/rizon good night deadly

[21:57:30] Frogorg/rizon why?

[22:03:59] Frogorg/rizon meanwhile farmer protests in Poland "Without us you'll be hungry, naked and sober"

[22:04:57] Frogorg/rizon :(

[22:06:12] Frogorg/rizon HelderHeid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCdlF-G6kl0

[22:07:13] Frogorg/rizon that song carries a special meaning for me

[22:07:43] Frogorg/rizon HelderHeid: they farm cotton I guess?

[22:08:00] Frogorg/rizon I don't think so either

[22:08:07] Frogorg/rizon maybe you're more correct here

[22:09:15] Frogorg/rizon there was also, and pardon me for shitty translation: "The only thing worth having in the countryside is sex!"

[22:09:43] Frogorg/rizon unfortunately there's a wordplay there

[22:10:14] Frogorg/rizon there's a word "uprawiać", which means both "to cultivate", and "to have [sex]"

[22:10:55] Frogorg/rizon there was a famous headline about a farmer who "has cereal but would like to have sex instead"

[22:11:58] Frogorg/rizon it is

[22:13:49] Frogorg/rizon I could

[22:14:01] Frogorg/rizon ComputerTech: next time you approach a cutie say "uprawiam zboże a chciałbym seks"

[22:14:44] Frogorg/rizon let's see if translator will handle it better than me

[22:14:52] Frogorg/rizon .t pl en uprawiam zboże a chciałbym seks

[22:14:59] Frogorg/rizon it didn't

[22:15:19] Frogorg/rizon ew sex

[22:15:24] Frogorg/rizon isn't that how babies are made?

[22:17:51] Frogorg/rizon that reminds me of a song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEBINK8q44

[22:19:43] Frogorg/rizon oh right I forgot ComputerTech is drunk all the time and this could kill him

[22:44:15] Frogorg/rizon Number1Stunna: chugging beer is based

[22:45:01] Frogorg/rizon should I chug an entire bottle of beer on the next company party?

[22:46:14] Frogorg/rizon you first

[22:46:56] Frogorg/rizon that reminds me of a case study where two gentlemen decided to make a concrete cast of one of the gentleman's rectum

[22:47:11] Frogorg/rizon the concrete has set and they couldn't get it out, thus the case study written by ER doctor

[22:48:12] Frogorg/rizon https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3649167/

[22:49:52] Frogorg/rizon ok I'm off, cya

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