IRC Driven

[08:08:36] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck that sucks, phish. Hope it heals without issue.

[08:31:09] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you for the great day yesterday ComputerTech.

[08:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon I appreciate what you did for us all yesterday, ComputerTech.

[08:31:38] Mikoolo/rizon I hope you can do it for us again sometime.

[08:31:41] Mikoolo/rizon You don't remember ComputerTech?

[08:31:51] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[08:32:56] Mikoolo/rizon I did. I need to adjust my scope.

[08:34:18] Mikoolo/rizon Heres the scope I was using ComputerTech https://i.imgur.com/wC6bbUW.jpeg

[08:34:31] Mikoolo/rizon Might need to get a better one or I should just git gud.

[08:35:47] Mikoolo/rizon What do you think, GypsyBarbie?

[08:40:12] Mikoolo/rizon I should just get better at shooting then.

[08:59:48] Mikoolo/rizon I'll not return next time the connection drops.

[08:59:56] Mikoolo/rizon Untill I see it's stable again.

[09:00:29] Mikoolo/rizon No

[09:00:34] Mikoolo/rizon I don't need one.

[09:00:55] Mikoolo/rizon The connection instabilities I've experienced this time and the other day are extremely rare.

[09:02:33] Mikoolo/rizon No I won't, ComputerTech.

[09:02:38] Mikoolo/rizon Go find someone else to fuck you.

[09:03:02] Mikoolo/rizon n1 apparently needs to fuck you, ComputerTech. So bend over for him.

[09:05:03] Mikoolo/rizon He's a proud virgin saving himself for a nice big older man, n1.

[09:06:00] Mikoolo/rizon None of us asked you to, deadly?

[09:06:03] Mikoolo/rizon . *

[09:06:49] Mikoolo/rizon The only hair deadly has is his pubes, n1.

[09:08:27] Mikoolo/rizon n1 don't do it. Use rizons free service instead.

[09:08:53] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, but only to be used on rizon, n1.

[09:10:09] Mikoolo/rizon No, n1. ComputerTech hates reading so he never wrote a readme.

[09:41:29] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry irish666 for shooting you yesterday when you got caught in the crossfire.

[09:43:14] Mikoolo/rizon I hate people that enter my side of the walkway when I am walking.

[09:44:48] Mikoolo/rizon I don't move out of the way because they are old. They should know better or they lost their drivers license coz they think "I can drive on the other lane and the other drivers should get out of my way!"

[09:45:28] Mikoolo/rizon Mantalen krankenhaus?

[09:45:32] Mikoolo/rizon Mentalen*

[09:46:08] Mikoolo/rizon I lived on welfare and smoked weed for many many years.

[09:46:16] Mikoolo/rizon It's like existential minimum here.

[09:47:11] Mikoolo/rizon Could be related to the upbringing his mum gave him, irish666.

[09:47:34] Mikoolo/rizon Baseball bat to the knees, h4.

[10:31:54] Mikoolo/rizon You should be, h4. ComputerTech did us all a big awesome favour yesterday after all. And I appreciate what he did.

[11:36:05] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I found the gpu I am going to buy now. https://i.imgur.com/dab6Hfr.jpeg

[11:37:13] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a better way. /ignore DuckHunt

[11:40:21] Mikoolo/rizon No no irish666. YOu're wrong by 300 years. It was 1845.

[11:49:48] Mikoolo/rizon I've had noro.

[11:49:51] Mikoolo/rizon It was a blast.

[11:50:28] Mikoolo/rizon Norovirus tends to be almost an annual occurence in sweden.

[11:51:10] Mikoolo/rizon We call it Vinterkräksjukan, mainly appears during November to April.

[11:51:27] Mikoolo/rizon Winter vomiting disease.

[11:52:10] Mikoolo/rizon I think I had it back in 2010. In mars.

[11:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon I had to run to the toilet every 15 minutes for almost a week.

[11:53:20] Mikoolo/rizon There is, irish666. Tourists.

[11:59:43] Mikoolo/rizon China appears to have economic issues atm.

[11:59:54] Mikoolo/rizon So it might actually be real immigrants from china.

[12:24:17] Mikoolo/rizon Well they were pretty skinny back in 1846 so they had to use boats due to no bouyancy.

[12:30:17] Mikoolo/rizon Start looking for a new one while you got a job, n1.

[12:42:52] Mikoolo/rizon On a even brighter note. My airplane lifts in 20 minutes, HelderHeid. I'm bringing a swedish delicacy with me as gift for the food.

[13:01:59] Mikoolo/rizon Got a potatogratin with cubesteak cuts mixed into it on defrosting before I'm microwaving it.

[13:21:27] Mikoolo/rizon You should aim to become a stay at home husband, HelderHeid.

[13:21:56] Mikoolo/rizon True true.

[13:22:50] Mikoolo/rizon Big bro said to his wife on friday "I should become a stay at home husband since you earn more than me." I told her "If you agree with it buy a pink flowery apron that he's forced to wear all the time at home."

[13:24:10] Mikoolo/rizon Thats for my nephew, wildting2.

[13:24:22] Mikoolo/rizon I do, HelderHeid.

[13:24:30] Mikoolo/rizon I also remember Hello Kitty hitler.

[13:24:55] Mikoolo/rizon https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/4287143_460s.jpg

[13:26:08] Mikoolo/rizon https://craphound.com/images/hellovader.jpg for the ones who haven't seen Hello Kitty Vader

[13:35:06] Mikoolo/rizon Thats good planning, HelderHeid.

[13:40:14] Mikoolo/rizon .w quebec

[13:40:19] Mikoolo/rizon Nice weather, wildting2.

[13:40:23] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[13:40:40] Mikoolo/rizon Bad weather :(

[13:40:53] Mikoolo/rizon What result did angel give you, wildting2?

[13:41:13] Mikoolo/rizon Thats also bad.

[13:41:30] Mikoolo/rizon But Internets is more accurate for me.

[13:41:37] Mikoolo/rizon At the moment.

[13:44:40] Mikoolo/rizon A afternoon to you, Syndus.

[13:45:01] Mikoolo/rizon 14:45 here.

[14:07:46] Mikoolo/rizon Hi

[14:07:50] Mikoolo/rizon I'm new.

[14:07:55] Mikoolo/rizon How does this irc thing work?

[14:13:07] Mikoolo/rizon Is that Charlie from Snoopy?

[14:21:20] Mikoolo/rizon Thats a funny looking rabbit you got there, wofmobile.

[14:25:43] Mikoolo/rizon This reminded me of miep's career as a crab fisher https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_Psk577wZlw?feature=share

[14:31:15] Mikoolo/rizon Good luck.

[14:31:20] Mikoolo/rizon I bet you can't afford to go abroad.

[14:32:21] Mikoolo/rizon I thought I bought 2 bags of liqourice on friday.

[14:32:47] Mikoolo/rizon Wait I did.

[14:32:49] Mikoolo/rizon It fell off my bed.

[14:33:19] Mikoolo/rizon I was looking for it but didn't notice it right next to my bed.

[14:48:22] Mikoolo/rizon I'm indoors. Does that count?

[15:03:40] Mikoolo/rizon He's only blonde if he washes his hair every day.

[15:07:43] Mikoolo/rizon Hello sushi-chan.

[15:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon I'm doing ok. You?

[15:09:05] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[15:09:18] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech is having a course in sheep shagging over in a different channel atm.

[15:10:22] Mikoolo/rizon He got akoshA strapped to a bench and covered in a sheep pelt for the course attendants to test their practical skills on.

[15:11:34] Mikoolo/rizon I took it off ignore for a while, phish.

[15:12:06] Mikoolo/rizon But then ComputerTech invited Salvaje over to this end of tr.

[15:12:28] Mikoolo/rizon So I'll put tr back on ignore when the next retarded spammer appears in one of the unmoderated channels that tr relays.

[16:06:11] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, she's a cunt sucker, ComputerTech.

[16:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon You remind me of people like this whenever you talk about phonekait, h4. https://youtu.be/Q04H1BKZHzI

[16:07:27] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, phonekait.

[16:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon He's still hurt that you rejected his flirting and advances, phonekait.

[16:11:30] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds like a scam, Jantz.

[16:13:47] Mikoolo/rizon Most people here can sniff out a scam aswell, ComputerTech.

[16:14:42] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think tikkis is in here, jnth.

[16:14:47] Mikoolo/rizon You should continue to look for them.

[16:15:22] Mikoolo/rizon @seen tikkis

[16:15:34] Mikoolo/rizon Tikkis hasn't even been in here, jnth.

[16:15:43] Mikoolo/rizon Still encapsulated by bone structure, Ru.

[16:16:03] Mikoolo/rizon Hows life, Ru?

[16:16:31] Mikoolo/rizon Could be worse so be happy about it, Ru.

[16:16:52] Mikoolo/rizon .kb Jantz smells like scam, sounds like scam, most likely is a scam

[16:17:04] Mikoolo/rizon There.

[16:17:21] Mikoolo/rizon Read what they've been saying, h4.

[16:17:43] Mikoolo/rizon Trying to recruit people to make money, claiming people need to win the proposal and now theres billion revenue.

[16:18:29] Mikoolo/rizon No idea h4.

[16:18:36] Mikoolo/rizon They refused to elaborate.

[16:18:40] Mikoolo/rizon Same as last month, Ru.

[16:19:53] Mikoolo/rizon Me?

[16:19:56] Mikoolo/rizon Unemployed atm.

[16:20:12] Mikoolo/rizon Got another phonemeeting with the unemployment office tomorrow.

[16:20:35] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna contact socialwelfare office tomorrow and see if they can assist me with getting work training.

[16:20:48] Mikoolo/rizon Not contact them tomorrow but later next month.

[16:21:31] Mikoolo/rizon My mum is an admin/high up in the unemployment office, h4.

[16:22:13] Mikoolo/rizon But they offer some good benefits that helps longterm unemployed people get employed.

[16:22:41] Mikoolo/rizon Employers can get lower employment taxes and stuff, h4.

[16:23:04] Mikoolo/rizon If they hire someone that has been longterm unemployed and stuff.

[16:24:34] Mikoolo/rizon I like working. But feels like I would waste peoples time if I started searching for jobs right now when I don't know my physical limits and shit.

[16:24:47] Mikoolo/rizon And it would hinder me in interviews.

[16:25:24] Mikoolo/rizon Imagine saying "Yeah I've worked 12 hour shits half a week, I can do stuff!" then find out I can barely get through 1 day working 12 hours.

[16:25:30] Mikoolo/rizon shifts*

[16:25:38] Mikoolo/rizon Still waiting for them, Ru.

[16:26:11] Mikoolo/rizon My condolences, \g. Can't you have it re-evaluated?

[16:26:27] Mikoolo/rizon Want the tl;dr Ru? I can give that one.

[16:26:55] Mikoolo/rizon Ru, \g's stepdad is an asshole, Ru. Thats the tl;dr.

[16:27:43] Mikoolo/rizon Thug on the older aunt, Life on the younger.

[16:29:05] Mikoolo/rizon Finger it, \g.

[16:29:25] Mikoolo/rizon TIL ComputerTech wishes to suck butt.

[16:49:58] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah, maybe next time.

[16:50:24] Mikoolo/rizon I forgot two essential things I need to know for next time tho, HelderHeid. Where you live and have you meet me up.

[16:50:42] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[16:51:03] Mikoolo/rizon Don't know where the pic of the hat is.

[16:51:34] Mikoolo/rizon Did you get watermelon with the kfc, deadly?

[17:02:24] Mikoolo/rizon Oh, wb pankakes.

[17:04:18] Mikoolo/rizon It also mentions africa once, in the headline.

[17:04:22] Mikoolo/rizon I expected more.

[17:05:09] Mikoolo/rizon The headline is absolute clickbait coz in the article they say the skull is thought to be 200k years old.

[17:05:46] Mikoolo/rizon Who is she being annoying towards, pankakes?

[17:06:29] Mikoolo/rizon Wait let me guess. It was another copy/paste joke about ComputerTech?

[17:06:43] Mikoolo/rizon told her a long long time ago that she should get inventive with her jokes.

[17:07:00] Mikoolo/rizon Coz all her jokes are copy/paste stuff.

[17:07:21] Mikoolo/rizon If she was a stand up comedian the pub that hired her would pay her to stfu and leave the premises.

[17:08:00] Mikoolo/rizon Then give all the patrons one beer on the house.

[17:08:04] Mikoolo/rizon As apology.

[18:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[18:36:27] Mikoolo/rizon I missed the named duck.

[18:36:36] Mikoolo/rizon Next time, irish666. Next time I'll get the named duck!

[19:09:31] Mikoolo/rizon Can't let you out tonight, furry.

[19:09:41] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[19:09:45] Mikoolo/rizon Werewolves are furries.

[19:09:47] Mikoolo/rizon Whole lot of them.

[19:12:28] Mikoolo/rizon Need 2 Pee.

[19:15:25] Mikoolo/rizon I've pee'd now.

[19:23:11] Mikoolo/rizon I am honoured that you imagine me as a friend to sword fight with, zof. But you ain't my type, sorry.

[19:24:29] Mikoolo/rizon hi

[19:25:48] Mikoolo/rizon zof, ComputerTech is probably more into sword fighting with other men. You should ask him to join you sometime.

[19:29:38] Mikoolo/rizon I got up from bed today, ComputerTech.

[19:29:52] Mikoolo/rizon And I got up from my chair too.

[19:29:55] Mikoolo/rizon A couple of times!

[19:30:06] Mikoolo/rizon I did!

[19:30:32] Mikoolo/rizon I also left my apartment for a few seconds to check my mailbox.

[19:31:07] Mikoolo/rizon I have not right my apartment, Frogorg.

[19:34:38] Mikoolo/rizon What was this thing you tought you invented?

[19:35:14] Mikoolo/rizon Was it a autospanker with wifi connectivity, Frogorg?

[19:35:30] Mikoolo/rizon @seen @1FA5B6DD.E5671854.ECBD341A.IP

[19:36:21] Mikoolo/rizon log

[19:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[19:36:34] Mikoolo/rizon Doesn't sound usefull imo, Frogorg.

[19:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon Now if it was for a life important medicine, like, insulin. Then it could have been a great idea and I suspect a device for that already exists.

[19:38:33] Mikoolo/rizon Ah I see they got caught in a certain-someones addition of autobanning all caps sentences after I made ysalamiri cry, ComputerTech.

[19:40:39] Mikoolo/rizon Try now, Frogorg.

[19:40:47] Mikoolo/rizon Do it more.

[19:41:16] Mikoolo/rizon Could have just asked me to give it back, Frogorg.

[19:41:39] Mikoolo/rizon I am handing it to you for free.

[19:41:44] Mikoolo/rizon Without needing to ask me.

[19:41:56] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[19:42:32] Mikoolo/rizon And you're sure you haven't put it into a computer already, h4?

[19:47:46] Mikoolo/rizon Who are Schumel and Bruno?

[19:47:56] Mikoolo/rizon Schmuel*

[19:49:56] Mikoolo/rizon Patrick Stewart is 83. Ian McKellen is 84.

[19:50:38] Mikoolo/rizon Just saying their ages coz their time might be over soon.

[19:51:09] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah he's ancient.

[19:52:17] Mikoolo/rizon You're a bit too trigger happy imo.

[19:53:13] Mikoolo/rizon I didn't bitch. I just stated the obvious.

[19:54:22] Mikoolo/rizon And there ComputerTech ruined it.

[19:55:40] Mikoolo/rizon I wouldn't recommend using me to wipe the floor.

[19:55:52] Mikoolo/rizon The germans are better at it.

[19:56:03] Mikoolo/rizon They lost 2 world wars and got roflstomped.

[19:56:59] Mikoolo/rizon FETCH!

[19:57:12] Mikoolo/rizon LOOK! AMERICAN BEER FOR YOU WOFMOBILE!

[19:58:08] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, if you ever go back to ireland after you've learned polish I recommend getting a bottle of weston cider.

[19:59:18] Mikoolo/rizon What do you taste like, basti?

[19:59:34] Mikoolo/rizon Name one good american beer, wof.

[20:00:33] Mikoolo/rizon Gonna plug in my router again, closing in on bedtime and I need wifi for my tablet.

[20:03:09] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[20:03:42] Mikoolo/rizon Oh

[20:03:51] Mikoolo/rizon I see wof didn't read.

[20:05:12] Mikoolo/rizon Sure, believe that if you want, wof.

[20:05:19] Mikoolo/rizon I know better than to argue with americans.

[20:06:45] Mikoolo/rizon And put in a nvme?

[20:07:02] Mikoolo/rizon Ah

[20:07:24] Mikoolo/rizon Sounds typically german.

[20:09:31] Mikoolo/rizon h4, germany can't be worse than sweden? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/25/world/europe/ibm-sweden-data-outsourcing.html

[20:10:16] Mikoolo/rizon Hot

[20:11:25] Mikoolo/rizon Because you make yourself readily available as one from what we see regarding you talk about coding and programming, ComputerTech.

[20:11:56] Mikoolo/rizon Check logs, GypsyBarbie.

[20:12:38] Mikoolo/rizon The weirdo whom your turkish friend slapped?

[20:13:12] Mikoolo/rizon Thats gotta be a akick, foxy.

[20:14:45] Mikoolo/rizon Lets try something ComputerTech

[20:14:56] Mikoolo/rizon foxy kick him

[20:15:00] Mikoolo/rizon Lets try something.

[20:15:28] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[20:15:38] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you, foxy.

[20:15:48] Mikoolo/rizon wb ComputerTech

[20:17:21] Mikoolo/rizon Did you try to re-add it as +e, ComputerTech?

[20:17:46] Mikoolo/rizon That ComputerTech has the special T.

[20:18:21] Mikoolo/rizon Can it run crysis?

[20:19:12] Mikoolo/rizon Well, they invented the hamburger.

[20:19:16] Mikoolo/rizon So ofc they got money.

[20:19:30] Mikoolo/rizon They get royalties from all kinds of burger chains.

[20:19:48] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech and berlin invented the berliner.

[20:22:15] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[20:22:35] Mikoolo/rizon GrungeBarbie is a cool one, GypsyBarbie steals everything that ain't nailed to the wall, monery.

[20:23:08] Mikoolo/rizon I don't use a wallet, GypsyBarbie. So thank you for this one.

[20:23:39] Mikoolo/rizon I got one built into my phonecase, ComputerTech.

[20:23:44] Mikoolo/rizon And it only holds cards.

[20:24:43] Mikoolo/rizon deadly, we need someone thats active, hates germans and has higher acces than all of them and not afraid to kick them when they speak german.

[20:24:50] Mikoolo/rizon access*

[20:25:26] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerΤech

[20:27:01] Mikoolo/rizon start-irc-bullying has it's own channel on rizon.

[20:27:59] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech it's like your favourite server provider https://nouptime.com/

[20:30:49] Mikoolo/rizon Give him 5 dollars and unzip, h4.

[20:30:52] Mikoolo/rizon Fastest way to figure it out.

[20:31:52] Mikoolo/rizon I told h4 off already, deadly.

[20:32:00] Mikoolo/rizon He said I was being bitchy.

[20:32:28] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, give me one access above h4 and I swear that I will only use it when he's speaking german.

[20:33:03] Mikoolo/rizon I don't care about that.

[20:33:28] Mikoolo/rizon I just get annoyed when he thinks he owns the whole channel when he speaks german.

[21:26:28] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I keep forgetting that jumping is a thing in BG3.

[21:26:55] Mikoolo/rizon wtf is misty feet?

[21:27:18] Mikoolo/rizon I got a pair of gloves that gives my monk electric attacks every second unarmed strike.

[21:28:29] Mikoolo/rizon She's hot.

[21:28:48] Mikoolo/rizon I saw read about some exploits with her in speedruns

[21:29:02] Mikoolo/rizon before I bought bg3

[21:29:40] Mikoolo/rizon One of them was subclassing her to a druid, transform her into a bear and then keep throwing enlarge on her and somehow launch her from orbit on a boss.

[21:31:56] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[21:32:04] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't had a dream about that yet.

[21:32:37] Mikoolo/rizon I revealed the snake druid to be a traitor and is heading to the goblin camp atm.

[21:33:07] Mikoolo/rizon Killed a owlbear and almost shat myself when it took down like 90% of my player characters hp in one hit.

[21:33:24] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[21:33:31] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[21:34:02] Mikoolo/rizon Saw some magic chest down there.

[21:34:05] Mikoolo/rizon Loot

[21:34:22] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't figured out to open the chest.

[21:34:30] Mikoolo/rizon Cant' even pick it up.

[21:34:42] Mikoolo/rizon And it killed my player character when I hit it.

[21:35:19] Mikoolo/rizon And I ain't sure but I suspect we can take the owlbear cub as a pet.

[21:36:37] Mikoolo/rizon The cub started eating it's mum after I killed it.

[21:36:52] Mikoolo/rizon And I stole the egg aswell.

[21:39:02] Mikoolo/rizon portion*

[21:40:36] Mikoolo/rizon 10 times more chicken nuggets in it now?

[21:44:57] Mikoolo/rizon Thats 87 too few.

[21:50:22] Mikoolo/rizon Imma buy this to ComputerTech's mum for christmas this year https://i.imgur.com/uUSwqj5.mp4

[21:56:50] Mikoolo/rizon https://youtu.be/cRyNZNSds60

[21:56:54] Mikoolo/rizon Dialy Dose of Internet

[22:06:19] Mikoolo/rizon He didn't say good night :(

[22:11:23] Mikoolo/rizon irish666 https://youtu.be/_h27bqX2QRk

[22:16:42] Mikoolo/rizon Welcome back Compass, still attached to ComputerTech?

[22:29:27] Mikoolo/rizon Nice.

[22:42:09] Mikoolo/rizon You're reading the nick wrong, TheFatherMind.

[22:42:20] Mikoolo/rizon It should be read as "ComputerTech's ass" TheFatherMind.

[22:42:47] Mikoolo/rizon But Compass is a polite and non-intrusive and not an annoying person so they shortened it to Compass.

[23:06:44] Mikoolo/rizon ok

[23:06:45] Mikoolo/rizon nite

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