IRC Driven

[05:58:37] h4/rizon oh boy

[05:58:43] h4/rizon come

[05:58:45] h4/rizon at

[05:58:47] h4/rizon me

[06:00:57] h4/rizon ever woke up after almost 6 hours of great sleep because some cunt decided it's absolutely fine to start the car while scratching the ice from the windows?

[06:01:11] h4/rizon these people can't think further than they can see

[06:01:38] h4/rizon they don't even consider that other people might wake up because their fucking car is idling for ten minutes not 30m from their window

[06:01:45] h4/rizon germans are shit

[06:01:48] h4/rizon fuck em all!

[06:03:18] h4/rizon and why the fuck is it winter again?

[06:03:20] h4/rizon .w kiel

[06:03:28] h4/rizon I hate this time of the year

[06:03:43] h4/rizon please pick a fight with me so I can get rid of some of that anger in me

[06:04:36] h4/rizon aww hugs are nice

[06:04:48] h4/rizon but I can't go back to sleep. Coffee is brewing

[06:04:49] h4/rizon :D

[06:04:59] h4/rizon $tell ComputerTech asswipe!

[06:05:12] h4/rizon how hot will it get?

[06:05:18] h4/rizon 18°C is nice

[06:05:37] h4/rizon but you got those guns and stuff :D

[06:06:39] h4/rizon plus you guys are even more into cars than we are

[06:06:46] h4/rizon well, "cars"

[06:07:44] h4/rizon isn't not having a car putting you at a huge disadvantage?

[06:08:20] h4/rizon I bet if I lived over there I'd cycle on the walkway and get shot by cops because I flip them off when they try to stop me :D

[06:08:35] h4/rizon *HE'S GOT A WEAPON!!*

[06:09:47] h4/rizon the latter is horrible

[06:10:05] h4/rizon ever since Italy I don't like to be too close to cars and trucks

[06:11:04] h4/rizon I only got hit by a car twice

[06:11:19] h4/rizon ye

[06:11:24] h4/rizon both times on bike

[06:11:37] h4/rizon with 12 and with 29

[06:11:41] h4/rizon yes both times :D

[06:12:09] h4/rizon first time was nothing, I just fell and two twin-grandmas were all concerned and around me

[06:12:32] h4/rizon second time I knew it was gonna happen and put my wheel slightly in front of the guy'S car

[06:12:37] h4/rizon 5 seconds passed

[06:12:54] h4/rizon he never noticed me standing there, started driving and ruined my front wheel -.-

[06:13:04] h4/rizon sure in the end he paid and all

[06:13:21] h4/rizon but I was roughly 11km from home and had to ride home with a really fucked up front wheel

[06:13:38] h4/rizon why did you say only? How many times have you been hit by a car?

[06:13:50] h4/rizon ha

[06:13:57] h4/rizon wasn't on the road both times

[06:14:23] h4/rizon bad or rather annoying like me?

[06:14:27] h4/rizon damn

[06:14:54] h4/rizon I once hit that young woman on her bike with my car :(

[06:15:16] h4/rizon in my defense i could not have prevented it from happening

[06:15:19] h4/rizon still felt bad about it

[06:15:31] h4/rizon she suffered a concussion, a fractured

[06:15:35] h4/rizon .t de en Schlüsselbein

[06:15:45] h4/rizon and her bike was all fucked up

[06:15:53] h4/rizon plus she got all of the blame and had to pay me :x

[06:16:16] h4/rizon our parents constantly warned us about that scenario

[06:16:36] h4/rizon I have firm memories of my ball rolling into the street and not caring to retrieve it at all

[06:17:32] h4/rizon PapaFrog: fängst dir gleich eine, Freundchen!

[06:17:34] h4/rizon aber hey ;)

[06:18:38] h4/rizon have a great night ;)

[06:18:50] h4/rizon based

[06:20:31] h4/rizon meh

[06:20:40] h4/rizon it is possible to have fun while at work

[06:20:46] h4/rizon depends on the people you are working with

[06:21:12] h4/rizon if you ignore the project management and the ceo

[06:21:18] h4/rizon you can have a ton of fun with like-minded people

[06:21:29] h4/rizon I had a great time with my fellow devs

[06:22:03] h4/rizon !bang

[06:22:11] h4/rizon 1shop 16 TheFatherMind

[06:42:59] h4/rizon omg

[06:43:10] h4/rizon I just learned that there is a thing called *Motion Picture*

[06:43:16] h4/rizon and I have taken such for years

[06:43:21] h4/rizon without even knowing it D:

[09:38:35] h4/rizon irish666!

[09:38:38] h4/rizon 4.2km

[09:38:53] h4/rizon also the constant running seems to work

[09:38:55] h4/rizon I'm down to 93kg

[09:38:58] h4/rizon I feel great

[09:39:11] h4/rizon knee hurts a little, guess I will have to consult a doctor sooner rather than later

[09:39:16] h4/rizon hey ComputerTech

[09:39:20] h4/rizon thx

[09:39:26] h4/rizon I did not even eat less :D

[09:39:33] h4/rizon well I stopped eating meat

[09:39:37] h4/rizon for two days

[09:39:39] h4/rizon nice ComputerTech

[09:39:43] h4/rizon how far?

[09:40:04] h4/rizon nice!

[09:40:17] h4/rizon I am kinda disappointed in my 4.2km

[09:40:20] h4/rizon I don't track it while running

[09:40:23] h4/rizon but I was sure I hit 5km :D

[09:40:37] h4/rizon tomorrow I will make an additional slope around the park

[09:40:45] h4/rizon why so early?

[09:40:58] h4/rizon I did ride bike today too. But just to get groceries

[09:41:00] h4/rizon oh btw ComputerTech

[09:41:04] h4/rizon I just had beef with a guy :D

[09:41:08] h4/rizon it happens when running too

[09:41:16] h4/rizon I know the fucker

[09:41:19] h4/rizon he lives nearby

[09:41:30] h4/rizon a homie of mine once clapped him

[09:41:32] h4/rizon when he got weird

[09:41:41] h4/rizon I also once saw him trying to beef with some fat turkish guy

[09:41:48] h4/rizon when the turkish dude challenged him to fight

[09:41:54] h4/rizon he quickly retreated inside

[09:41:56] h4/rizon :D

[09:41:58] h4/rizon anyways

[09:42:15] h4/rizon I came running down this road (there are no cars driving, just parking) and he was riding on the walkway

[09:42:32] h4/rizon normally I would have let him pass, I run on the street because it's more even ground

[09:42:34] h4/rizon but I saw him

[09:42:40] h4/rizon so I entered his path

[09:42:51] h4/rizon the fucking twat came right at me, looked at me like I was fucking jesus

[09:42:57] h4/rizon while riding towards me

[09:43:00] h4/rizon he did that shit before

[09:43:10] h4/rizon in the last moment he turned away

[09:43:14] h4/rizon I knew this would happen too

[09:43:20] h4/rizon so i faked going the same way

[09:43:22] h4/rizon he almost fell :D

[09:43:35] h4/rizon I called to him "Du bist so ein behinderter Spast"

[09:43:43] h4/rizon had music on so I never heard his answer

[09:43:50] h4/rizon don't care, he's a bitch

[09:44:17] h4/rizon gonna tell my homie who lives in the same house about it

[09:44:27] h4/rizon let me tell you about this person

[09:44:30] h4/rizon he has never worked in his life

[09:44:42] h4/rizon he justifies it by "him working would have a bad impact on the environment"

[09:44:45] h4/rizon yeah whatever you parasite

[09:44:51] h4/rizon he grows weed

[09:44:56] h4/rizon which is actually shit

[09:45:03] h4/rizon he is the only one who smokes that crap

[09:45:10] h4/rizon his mom is in the

[09:45:12] h4/rizon .t de en Klapse

[09:45:16] h4/rizon loony bin lol

[09:45:23] h4/rizon he once took her out and let her live with him

[09:45:29] h4/rizon problem is she does not receive welfare

[09:45:35] h4/rizon if she's not in the loony bin

[09:45:41] h4/rizon and his welfare does not suffice for both

[09:45:46] h4/rizon so he asked my homie for money :D

[09:46:09] h4/rizon but that one time my homie was nice enough to let him chill on his porch and smoke something with them

[09:46:16] h4/rizon he got really weird and aggressive

[09:46:20] h4/rizon so he had to slap him

[09:46:23] h4/rizon since then the guy is scared

[09:46:32] h4/rizon dude is proper fucked in the head

[09:46:59] h4/rizon he should be lucky I avoid violence at any cost

[09:47:22] h4/rizon if he ever dares to scare one of my nieces

[09:47:29] h4/rizon I will stop avoiding violence

[09:47:47] h4/rizon don't know

[09:47:54] h4/rizon he does not strike me as a pedo

[09:48:02] h4/rizon he just seems to be a depressed loser

[09:48:12] h4/rizon never saw him looking funny at children or anything

[09:48:18] h4/rizon !ang

[09:48:20] h4/rizon !bang

[09:48:24] h4/rizon do it irish666 !

[09:48:30] h4/rizon !shop 16 TheFatherMind

[09:48:32] h4/rizon just in case

[09:48:50] h4/rizon SHOOT IT

[09:48:53] h4/rizon finally

[09:49:00] h4/rizon lets celebrate by shooting around

[09:49:02] h4/rizon !bang

[09:49:12] h4/rizon lol

[09:49:15] h4/rizon well yeah

[09:49:17] h4/rizon if you feel up for it

[09:50:03] h4/rizon reminds me of toni the guy

[09:50:06] h4/rizon !bang

[09:50:13] h4/rizon !shop 16 Peorth

[09:50:15] h4/rizon damn it

[09:50:25] h4/rizon be slower next time!

[09:50:27] h4/rizon thx though

[09:50:56] h4/rizon ffs

[09:51:03] h4/rizon and I thought I was a cunt because I was mean :D

[09:51:13] h4/rizon I'm not like that anymore though

[09:51:20] h4/rizon turned into a nice guy

[09:52:23] h4/rizon wtf :D

[09:52:29] h4/rizon please tell me you reported him

[09:52:37] h4/rizon before he starts hurting animals

[09:52:40] h4/rizon and later humans

[09:53:22] h4/rizon great so his little bro will grow up just as fucked

[09:53:28] h4/rizon where were the parents?

[09:54:15] h4/rizon glad I never knew such weird people

[09:54:53] h4/rizon ComputerTech: where did you go?

[09:54:59] h4/rizon you left your channel unattended

[09:55:03] h4/rizon Peorth had to step in again

[09:55:07] h4/rizon oh right

[09:55:10] h4/rizon not your channel anyways

[09:55:31] h4/rizon none of your business

[09:55:37] h4/rizon did you do pushups?

[09:55:41] h4/rizon hot

[09:57:02] h4/rizon nice

[09:57:10] h4/rizon when did you do the additional 50?

[09:57:13] h4/rizon you said 100 when I left

[09:57:24] h4/rizon why do you think I did 130!?

[09:57:33] h4/rizon played me like a fool

[09:58:00] h4/rizon I didn't do shit all day yesterday

[09:58:06] h4/rizon but then irish666 and frogorg talked about gym

[09:58:12] h4/rizon and I had to do it

[09:58:22] h4/rizon so I did 95 pushups in 3 sets and situps between every set

[09:58:27] h4/rizon which resulted in 130 situps

[09:58:43] h4/rizon those used to be more fun

[09:58:51] h4/rizon not you

[09:58:53] h4/rizon irish666 did

[09:59:06] h4/rizon ye

[09:59:21] h4/rizon I am hungry like hell

[09:59:32] h4/rizon get well soon deadly o/

[09:59:50] h4/rizon hold on

[09:59:52] h4/rizon what are you making?

[09:59:57] h4/rizon I was about to make a pizza again :D

[10:00:06] h4/rizon thought you didn't eat beef

[10:00:10] h4/rizon .t en de beef tomatoes

[10:00:14] h4/rizon wtf?

[10:00:23] h4/rizon you are a fucking phony

[10:00:39] h4/rizon ComputerTech: well given your crush

[10:00:43] h4/rizon phony is a great name

[10:01:33] h4/rizon I gotta do the dishes before I can even cook anything :(

[10:03:16] h4/rizon .yt das efx they want efx

[10:03:29] h4/rizon ComputerTech: yum or not

[10:03:36] h4/rizon you run around telling people you don't eat meat

[10:03:41] h4/rizon yet here you are munching a cow

[10:03:43] h4/rizon wtf?

[10:05:29] h4/rizon what is it then?

[10:05:37] h4/rizon don't say "yum"

[10:05:54] h4/rizon try to use words that describe it properly

[10:06:00] h4/rizon just act like you know your own language

[10:06:36] h4/rizon english is stupid

[10:06:58] h4/rizon A beef tomato (British English) or beefsteak tomato (American English)[1][2] is a large tomato.

[10:07:00] h4/rizon you guys are pathetic

[10:07:12] h4/rizon Ochsenherztomate

[10:07:14] h4/rizon !!!

[10:07:20] h4/rizon that's a better name

[10:07:24] h4/rizon nope

[10:07:31] h4/rizon it's called Ochsenherztomate apparently :D

[10:07:49] h4/rizon lol

[10:07:52] h4/rizon ox heart

[10:08:35] h4/rizon I don't like ComputerTech either

[10:09:02] h4/rizon (italienisch cuore di bue, französisch cœur de bœuf, englisch oxheart oder bull’s heart)

[10:09:08] h4/rizon next time say oxheart

[10:09:10] h4/rizon you uneducated fuck

[10:09:36] h4/rizon good job

[10:09:41] h4/rizon any day now

[10:09:45] h4/rizon he will learn to tie his own shoelaces

[10:09:49] h4/rizon ye

[10:09:51] h4/rizon cherry tomatoes

[10:11:00] h4/rizon why?

[10:11:08] h4/rizon .t en de vascular

[10:11:11] h4/rizon lol thx

[10:11:42] h4/rizon is it that you can see a lot of veins?

[10:12:01] h4/rizon then I got it right

[10:12:07] h4/rizon start doing pushups

[10:12:12] h4/rizon they will pop out even more

[10:12:20] h4/rizon got that fat one running over each biceps popping out

[10:12:42] h4/rizon now some smaller ones running across the biceps pop up occasionally too

[10:12:48] h4/rizon kinda like seeing that

[10:15:25] h4/rizon you can also do daily pics

[10:15:37] h4/rizon I have done that for some time

[10:15:44] h4/rizon I got fatter but more muscular as well :D

[10:16:58] h4/rizon well I stopped doing it daily

[10:18:01] h4/rizon german day?

[10:18:04] h4/rizon where the former too are disallowed?

[10:18:06] h4/rizon :D

[10:18:39] h4/rizon can't you do those pics at home?

[10:19:04] h4/rizon yeah fuck off idiot

[10:19:09] h4/rizon what a fucking moron

[10:19:25] h4/rizon did you drink away your last braincells already ComputerTech?

[10:19:47] h4/rizon learn german and you will understand

[10:20:08] h4/rizon he friendzones himself a lot

[10:20:26] h4/rizon then he's gay

[10:20:30] h4/rizon there has to be a reason

[10:21:31] h4/rizon probably gay

[10:25:13] h4/rizon maybe his childish face

[10:25:33] h4/rizon he looks very young

[10:25:48] h4/rizon man I must be pissed today :D

[10:25:58] h4/rizon sorry for calling you idiot and moron within four seconds ComputerTech

[11:17:58] h4/rizon deadly

[11:18:00] h4/rizon doing better?

[11:18:40] h4/rizon ComputerTech: switched everything to bcachefs yet?

[11:18:49] h4/rizon oh right, Ubuntu guy. You are probably on 6.1 still

[15:57:03] h4/rizon kick back

[15:57:06] h4/rizon what do you have to lose?

[15:57:13] h4/rizon a lot of mass :D

[15:57:43] h4/rizon you are so weak

[15:58:03] h4/rizon well at least she's trampling on your weak ass and is afraid of me :D

[15:58:44] h4/rizon you're not that dull, right?

[15:58:51] h4/rizon I mean

[15:58:55] h4/rizon two minutes ago

[15:59:01] h4/rizon I gave the ultimate hint

[15:59:08] h4/rizon it was massive

[15:59:10] h4/rizon so to speak

[15:59:21] h4/rizon like an elephant in the room

[15:59:35] h4/rizon although elephants would be smarter than to scream genitalia for no reason

[15:59:40] h4/rizon ye my bad

[15:59:42] h4/rizon noticed when I said it

[15:59:55] h4/rizon I don'T know about cute though

[15:59:57] h4/rizon these things ar ehuge

[16:00:23] h4/rizon a beggar

[16:00:36] h4/rizon throw her a chicken wing

[16:00:40] h4/rizon she will be quit for a couple of seconds

[16:00:43] h4/rizon *quiet

[16:00:57] h4/rizon it is n0s3ys decision though

[16:01:04] h4/rizon poor End3r

[16:01:06] h4/rizon just laughing

[16:01:13] h4/rizon immediately some irish gay jumps at him

[16:01:15] h4/rizon hugs

[16:01:32] h4/rizon ComputerTech: I'd say the room is too full

[16:01:38] h4/rizon he's probably claustrophobic

[16:01:55] h4/rizon also it always smells like fast food in here

[16:03:01] h4/rizon fag: try some cologne

[16:03:09] h4/rizon eau-de-chickenmcnuggets

[16:03:25] h4/rizon oh ski ...

[16:03:53] h4/rizon .yt drink up there's more

[16:04:03] h4/rizon !bang

[16:06:07] h4/rizon look

[16:06:11] h4/rizon the retarded elephant spoke

[16:06:15] h4/rizon isn't it cute ComputerTech ?

[16:07:18] h4/rizon who said I was talking about the whale?

[16:07:31] h4/rizon you got your own orbit

[16:07:33] h4/rizon what am I to do?

[16:08:11] h4/rizon lol

[16:08:22] h4/rizon probably stole my dinner

[16:08:27] h4/rizon and that made me grumpy

[16:17:00] h4/rizon whoa

[16:17:06] h4/rizon wth?

[16:18:24] h4/rizon Mikoolo: so cryptocurrency?

[16:18:45] h4/rizon that skype thing definetely did not work in his favour

[16:18:48] h4/rizon he deserved worse for that

[16:20:39] h4/rizon if your unemployment office is anything like the ones in germany

[16:20:43] h4/rizon you're better off looking for a job yourself

[16:22:16] h4/rizon still their work is underwhelming

[16:22:37] h4/rizon \g: I bet you were black on a monday evening and they spotted you

[16:22:50] h4/rizon which is horrible enough

[16:23:15] h4/rizon we got something similar here

[16:23:31] h4/rizon it is mostly used to exploit long term unemployed people

[16:23:36] h4/rizon just ask toni

[16:23:44] h4/rizon although he really doesn't act like he wants a job

[16:25:13] h4/rizon .u ccw

[16:26:26] h4/rizon .cc sunset in kiel

[16:26:33] h4/rizon oh damn it

[16:26:42] h4/rizon that's not sufficient to go on a long bike tour

[16:26:51] h4/rizon don't wanna ride around in darkness

[16:27:20] h4/rizon lol

[16:27:30] h4/rizon aunties got thug life tatted on their chest

[16:28:15] h4/rizon :D

[16:28:28] h4/rizon so ComputerTech

[16:28:33] h4/rizon Voidlinux musl

[16:28:35] h4/rizon on arm

[16:28:40] h4/rizon ipset throws segfault

[16:28:42] h4/rizon all the time

[16:28:46] h4/rizon go file a bug report please

[16:29:34] h4/rizon wtf ComputerTech?

[16:29:38] h4/rizon I asked you to do something for me

[16:29:40] h4/rizon you just ignore me?

[16:32:42] h4/rizon irish666: lol

[16:32:45] h4/rizon come on

[16:32:51] h4/rizon opening with a cliffhanger

[16:32:57] h4/rizon just to follow up with a failure

[16:33:01] h4/rizon you know what?

[16:33:11] h4/rizon I'm gonna release my anger on the bike and visit my parents to pick something up

[16:33:13] h4/rizon !

[16:33:38] h4/rizon wdym poor bike?

[16:33:41] h4/rizon I take care of my bikes

[16:33:54] h4/rizon sure one of the spokes is broken on the rear wheel

[16:33:56] h4/rizon so what?

[16:33:58] h4/rizon it still works

[16:34:17] h4/rizon wdym barely?

[16:34:21] h4/rizon I don't even notice it lol

[16:34:28] h4/rizon I found out when I was cleaning my bike

[16:34:36] h4/rizon no idea when or how it happened

[16:34:43] h4/rizon well duh

[16:34:51] h4/rizon I wanna used it a little longer

[16:34:58] h4/rizon and not have to replace parts because of all the sand that got into my tracks

[16:35:02] h4/rizon .t de en fahrradkette

[16:35:09] h4/rizon ok chain then

[16:35:17] h4/rizon cya AlterEgo_ o/

[16:35:39] h4/rizon Texas, guys

[16:35:57] h4/rizon aight I better get going

[16:36:02] h4/rizon gimme couple hours

[16:36:04] h4/rizon o/

[16:36:21] h4/rizon I shan't

[16:36:32] h4/rizon I might break a nose

[16:36:37] h4/rizon if I pick a fight with the wrong motherfucker :D

[16:36:55] h4/rizon actually

[16:37:03] h4/rizon I have been biking and running for some time now

[16:37:05] h4/rizon I should be able to flee

[16:37:45] h4/rizon dude

[16:37:49] h4/rizon my nose is full of rings

[16:38:04] h4/rizon don't call me ball

[16:38:07] h4/rizon I'm not that fat

[16:38:31] h4/rizon I'm also running

[16:38:44] h4/rizon I compensate by eating unhealthy

[16:38:54] h4/rizon based

[16:39:02] h4/rizon Ahsoka: your jokes

[19:26:10] h4/rizon aaah

[19:26:12] h4/rizon that was a great ride

[19:26:19] h4/rizon thx

[19:26:27] h4/rizon Herr Frogorg

[19:26:36] h4/rizon foxy: you and countless other females :D

[19:27:10] h4/rizon but Frogorg

[19:27:13] h4/rizon I'm super pumped

[19:27:24] h4/rizon riding to my parents I was giving it real effort

[19:27:28] h4/rizon riding home was even better

[19:27:33] h4/rizon I could go for another 20km !

[19:27:54] h4/rizon ComputerTech: there was no more anger

[19:27:58] h4/rizon the fresh air calmed me

[19:28:05] h4/rizon you should Frogorg

[19:28:08] h4/rizon to get as pumped as me

[19:28:33] h4/rizon so I ran 4.2km and rode 12km today

[19:28:43] h4/rizon no pushups though

[19:28:45] h4/rizon no situps

[19:28:51] h4/rizon haven't used my pullup bar in over a week :x

[19:29:24] h4/rizon nah

[19:29:31] h4/rizon my shoulder hurts for more than a week

[19:29:34] h4/rizon I skipped on some pushups too

[19:29:36] h4/rizon because of it

[19:29:45] h4/rizon Mikoolo: Held der Arbeit

[19:30:00] h4/rizon and from the shitter

[19:30:06] h4/rizon don't sell yourself short Mikoolo

[19:30:51] h4/rizon .yt fukkk offff rave is king

[19:31:45] h4/rizon HelderHeid: it's something they used in the DDR

[19:31:55] h4/rizon westgermans make fun of it

[19:32:10] h4/rizon true

[19:33:02] h4/rizon oh btw

[19:33:08] h4/rizon I got a new used hp laptop here

[19:33:12] h4/rizon it needs a nvme ssd

[19:33:21] h4/rizon lets see if I got an old one somewhere

[19:33:28] h4/rizon see if I can get this laptop running with some decent linux

[19:33:36] h4/rizon masturbasti!!!

[19:41:44] h4/rizon yeah great ComputerTech

[19:41:46] h4/rizon thanks a lot

[19:41:58] h4/rizon I can't find that nvme ssd

[19:42:07] h4/rizon I found an unpacked 2tb wd black

[19:42:12] h4/rizon but I'm not gonna used that in this used laptop

[19:42:23] h4/rizon so fuck you very much :|

[19:48:03] h4/rizon wel ComputerTech

[19:48:09] h4/rizon I hope you're proud of yourself

[19:48:27] h4/rizon Mikoolo: I probably have

[19:48:55] h4/rizon just don't feel like opening one

[19:49:03] h4/rizon am I gonna use the 2tb wd black temporarily?

[19:49:05] h4/rizon :|

[19:49:29] h4/rizon who are schmuel and bruno?

[19:50:27] h4/rizon hp EliteBook 840 G3

[19:50:30] h4/rizon sounds not too shabby

[19:50:57] h4/rizon david attenborough is 97

[19:50:59] h4/rizon you cunt

[19:51:17] h4/rizon I hope he gets to 110 at least

[19:51:20] h4/rizon don't want to lose that guy

[19:51:51] h4/rizon no fuck him

[19:51:56] h4/rizon he's got sand in his pants

[19:52:00] h4/rizon he has to take a shower first

[19:52:51] h4/rizon stop being a bitch Mikoolo

[19:53:50] h4/rizon yeah you bitched

[19:53:52] h4/rizon again

[19:54:02] h4/rizon please stop bitching

[19:54:23] h4/rizon does that mean you're done throwing a fit?

[19:54:51] h4/rizon I miss pankakes' bad influence

[19:55:08] h4/rizon i have to be all mean because nobody helps me wipe the floor with you

[20:05:13] h4/rizon oh wow

[20:05:15] h4/rizon just german things

[20:05:21] h4/rizon this laptop is from my moms employee

[20:05:25] h4/rizon which is the City of Hamburg afaik

[20:05:36] h4/rizon it came without a nvme ssd, you know, data privacy and such

[20:05:38] h4/rizon I open it up

[20:05:43] h4/rizon and I see a nvme ssd in there

[20:05:45] h4/rizon ..

[20:05:58] h4/rizon they took out the 2.5" drive

[20:06:51] h4/rizon nope

[20:06:56] h4/rizon I'm guessing this is the one it came with

[20:07:09] h4/rizon and if I know the it department of country and state

[20:07:11] h4/rizon nothing is wiped

[20:07:24] h4/rizon these guys are happy to get an exchange server in the azure cloud running

[20:07:28] h4/rizon if it is managed by microsoft

[20:07:30] h4/rizon :D

[20:07:38] h4/rizon trust me

[20:07:45] h4/rizon these people don't deserve the money they get

[20:09:00] h4/rizon well lets fire it up

[20:09:42] h4/rizon that was 13 screws loosened for nothing

[20:09:49] h4/rizon Mikoolo: challenge accepted! :D

[20:09:52] h4/rizon it happened before

[20:10:03] h4/rizon I think the Bundeswehr, our army, sold used computers on ebay

[20:10:10] h4/rizon and some of the CCC hackers got their hands on them

[20:10:16] h4/rizon they did not need to be hackers to get the data :D

[20:10:43] h4/rizon ComputerTech would have gotten the data

[20:11:07] h4/rizon easy target I guess

[20:11:09] h4/rizon nothing personal

[20:11:20] h4/rizon ok ComputerTech

[20:11:22] h4/rizon to make you feel better

[20:11:26] h4/rizon that dude I told you about earlier

[20:11:29] h4/rizon the one I knew

[20:11:32] h4/rizon he could have succeeded

[20:11:52] h4/rizon come on

[20:11:54] h4/rizon the dude is dumb as fuck

[20:12:09] h4/rizon he's the kind of guy that needs a "Computer-Führerschein" :D

[20:12:22] h4/rizon what?

[20:12:27] h4/rizon I swapped him

[20:12:30] h4/rizon he is my example now

[20:12:32] h4/rizon not you

[20:12:40] h4/rizon you'd have probably just fucked up some package manager

[20:12:44] h4/rizon or got yourself a rootkit

[20:12:53] h4/rizon lol

[20:15:26] h4/rizon well

[20:15:30] h4/rizon booting some ubuntu crap

[20:15:37] h4/rizon really curious if I can find data on that drive

[20:15:46] h4/rizon wb ComputerTech

[20:15:48] h4/rizon wtf is going on?

[20:15:55] h4/rizon I'm trying to let you take part in my adventure

[20:15:58] h4/rizon but you keep leaving

[20:16:00] h4/rizon what gives?

[20:16:10] h4/rizon no

[20:16:17] h4/rizon .k Mikoolo YOU WHAT?!

[20:16:29] h4/rizon basti: no

[20:16:33] h4/rizon I'm actually a real cool dude

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