IRC Driven

[07:50:41] Mikoolo/rizon A morning

[08:08:12] Mikoolo/rizon PET THS FLUFFY LITTLE BUGGER!

[08:08:24] Mikoolo/rizon It's mine camp pet.

[08:08:38] Mikoolo/rizon da

[08:08:55] Mikoolo/rizon It's my pet

[08:09:16] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah you saw what I wrote about it's feelings regarding to the mother, h4.

[08:10:10] Mikoolo/rizon I wonder if we can carry corpses with us to camp when having long camp.

[08:10:17] Mikoolo/rizon And feed the owlbear cub said corpses.

[08:11:01] Mikoolo/rizon Also, nah I don't have it in my camp, h4.

[08:11:17] Mikoolo/rizon But I googled and it appears that it will show up in camp despite what you do.

[08:12:48] Mikoolo/rizon But apparently the weapon you get from killing the owlbear is considered op vs beholders and other enemies with more than one set of eyes, h4.

[08:13:18] Mikoolo/rizon And stole it's sibling!

[08:13:23] Mikoolo/rizon Don't forget that part.

[08:13:32] Mikoolo/rizon no

[08:13:38] Mikoolo/rizon Haven't gone to the gobbo camp yet.

[08:13:59] Mikoolo/rizon And no but I let him suck me off.

[08:14:39] Mikoolo/rizon He gained +1 happiness and it gives +1 to all his dice rolls.

[08:15:04] Mikoolo/rizon No homo!

[08:15:06] Mikoolo/rizon There.

[08:15:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's not gay anymore.

[08:15:47] Mikoolo/rizon If you eat a male cow, does it make you gay, h4?

[08:17:19] Mikoolo/rizon Because I didn't suck him.

[08:17:27] Mikoolo/rizon Thats how it makes me not homo.

[08:18:46] Mikoolo/rizon I like the flaming sword from the prologue when you kill the thing the ilithid is fighting.

[08:19:28] Mikoolo/rizon I found a necklace for that.

[08:22:57] Mikoolo/rizon I spoke with the dead corpse that lead me to the owlbear cave. It mentioned a strong weapon.

[08:23:12] Mikoolo/rizon Hence I found the spear when I combined the broken piece the corpse had.

[08:23:27] Mikoolo/rizon With the one i got from the owlbear after killing it.

[08:48:27] Mikoolo/rizon You should change nick to Janis, mrinfinity_.

[08:57:34] Mikoolo/rizon Try using a third world currency symbol, ADMIRAL_HUBRIS.

[08:57:39] Mikoolo/rizon Such as the $

[09:02:50] Mikoolo/rizon I don't think he appreciated it, n1.

[09:03:35] Mikoolo/rizon Doubt it.

[09:03:43] Mikoolo/rizon It doesn't go well for chinas economy atm, n1.

[09:04:22] Mikoolo/rizon Nah

[09:05:13] Mikoolo/rizon I'm gonna take a fast plane to pankakes.

[09:05:42] Mikoolo/rizon What if I want to go sightseeing?

[09:05:59] Mikoolo/rizon Or have a meal first.

[09:06:34] Mikoolo/rizon Yes mum.

[09:06:57] Mikoolo/rizon Ok dad.

[09:52:45] Mikoolo/rizon STOP TEMPTING ME FOUL WENCH! THINE FOOD IS MAKETH ME HUNGRY!

[09:53:21] Mikoolo/rizon Also, just finished a phone meeting with the unemployment office. They are going to let me do work training.

[09:53:58] Mikoolo/rizon Sort of to see if I have any new physical limits and such.

[09:54:14] Mikoolo/rizon Or if I am just healthy except for the eye and my new bff.

[10:00:38] Mikoolo/rizon Damn I found pankakes https://i.imgur.com/xr35RpO.png

[10:01:21] Mikoolo/rizon Look ComputerTech. She's blonde.

[10:01:46] Mikoolo/rizon You look like a fakeblond.

[10:02:05] Mikoolo/rizon What colour does your hair turn if you don't wash your hair?

[10:02:06] Mikoolo/rizon RED

[10:02:26] Mikoolo/rizon Aka ginger.

[10:03:00] Mikoolo/rizon Nice selfie.

[10:03:08] Mikoolo/rizon Always knew you'd look good with a beard.

[10:03:15] Mikoolo/rizon You should let it grow out more.

[10:03:39] Mikoolo/rizon Bitch please. Thats not even 1/10th of deadly's looks.

[10:04:43] Mikoolo/rizon I think you just admitted that you do. Since I did not add a negative or positive rating to the 1/10th, ComputerTech.

[10:05:20] Mikoolo/rizon On your buttox.

[10:06:22] Mikoolo/rizon But now we atleast know that the person ComputerTech linked is 1/10th as pretty as deadly, according to ComputerTech.

[10:07:31] Mikoolo/rizon While my rating could have been 1/10th as ugly as deadly, ComputerTech.

[10:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon One day you'll learn to see the traps in my sentences, ComputerTech.

[10:08:52] Mikoolo/rizon See. It was pankakes that I linked, ComputerTech.

[10:09:43] Mikoolo/rizon I'm indifferent.

[10:11:05] Mikoolo/rizon Adapt!

[10:11:42] Mikoolo/rizon Humans are the most adaptable specie on the planet.

[10:11:59] Mikoolo/rizon We live in the hottest and coldest areas on the planet.

[10:12:05] Mikoolo/rizon And dryest and wettest.

[10:13:04] Mikoolo/rizon And loads of spaniards.

[10:13:10] Mikoolo/rizon dark musky hairy spaniards.

[10:13:45] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, experience with the men?

[10:14:03] Mikoolo/rizon ff's, ComputerTech?

[10:14:47] Mikoolo/rizon Get an asian woman, ComputerTech. They turn into grannies in their 50's.

[10:15:06] Mikoolo/rizon You don't like any woman who doesn't look like your mum, ComputerTech.

[10:15:20] Mikoolo/rizon amirite deadly?

[10:15:50] Mikoolo/rizon Lets be nice to deadly today, pankakes.

[10:16:28] Mikoolo/rizon Internets: s/collapse/prolapse

[10:16:36] Mikoolo/rizon .log

[10:17:08] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, do you like prolapes?

[10:17:27] Mikoolo/rizon prolapses*

[10:17:31] Mikoolo/rizon I typoed.

[10:17:38] Mikoolo/rizon .u prolapse

[10:18:29] Mikoolo/rizon Did you fall from your pull up bar again?

[10:18:57] Mikoolo/rizon Congratulations h4. You just earned a week of rest.

[10:19:25] Mikoolo/rizon Just give him viagra so keep him up, pankakes.

[10:22:00] Mikoolo/rizon I found Ice`'s gf https://i.imgur.com/p0ulEOT.jpeg

[10:26:41] Mikoolo/rizon Guess what h4!

[10:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon .k ComputerTech !bang

[10:26:56] Mikoolo/rizon Not yet.

[10:27:07] Mikoolo/rizon No

[10:27:21] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, he just sucked me off.

[10:27:29] Mikoolo/rizon No homo.

[10:27:32] Mikoolo/rizon Only bromo.

[10:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon That reminds me.

[10:29:18] Mikoolo/rizon h4 https://i.redd.it/nynju9ys1mtb1.jpg

[10:31:49] Mikoolo/rizon .yt red flags song

[10:32:03] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech, I bet pankakes is like the girl in that song.

[10:35:38] Mikoolo/rizon The wedding theme is a good idea. They sure would save a lot of money on the catering bill.

[10:38:23] Mikoolo/rizon Montaigne, the female singer, also competed in Eurovision.

[10:40:04] Mikoolo/rizon Hiding from you, deadly. She feels all hot and bothered by your presence.

[10:40:48] Mikoolo/rizon imma go back to BG3 here.

[10:41:02] Mikoolo/rizon Put on Little Britain for the auntie instead, deadly.

[10:41:07] Mikoolo/rizon Baldurs Gate 3

[10:41:41] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[10:41:49] Mikoolo/rizon Sunny af outside.

[10:41:57] Mikoolo/rizon I bet it's like 10c in it.

[11:34:12] Mikoolo/rizon h4, bg3 gives me elder scrolls flashbacks. "Oh a spoon! *picks it up* Oooh a bowl! *picks it up* Oooh look! A wooden cup! *picks it up*"

[11:34:50] Mikoolo/rizon I should have named my character to Gypsie.

[11:37:25] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah

[11:37:40] Mikoolo/rizon I went into that ruins quite fast.

[11:37:44] Mikoolo/rizon No idea who scratch is.

[11:38:22] Mikoolo/rizon I do however own 20+ of each. Spoons, plates, bowls, cups.

[11:38:34] Mikoolo/rizon NO

[11:38:52] Mikoolo/rizon MY PRECIOUS SPOONS!

[11:39:01] Mikoolo/rizon I also picked up rocks.

[11:39:27] Mikoolo/rizon My next character will be called Pikey Gypsy.

[11:39:34] Mikoolo/rizon And be a rogue.

[11:39:49] Mikoolo/rizon rouge*

[11:40:05] Mikoolo/rizon Thief thingy

[11:41:11] Mikoolo/rizon I'm gonna open my own IKEA in bg3.

[11:41:17] Mikoolo/rizon I should start collecting furniture too.

[11:47:18] Mikoolo/rizon ComputerTech https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dn2XE86XkAA-9ey.jpg

[11:53:13] Mikoolo/rizon ZOMG! SUBJECT OF THE DROPBEAR OVERLORDS!

[11:54:07] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck it's closing in on spring here.

[11:54:13] Mikoolo/rizon The sun is annoying me again.

[12:03:08] Mikoolo/rizon Would be nice if the sun didn't appear to often.

[12:03:28] Mikoolo/rizon Just enough for potatos and grass to grow.

[12:03:49] Mikoolo/rizon Grass for cows.

[12:03:57] Mikoolo/rizon Potatos to cook to eat cows with.

[12:04:46] Mikoolo/rizon Salvaje, I've invited ComputerTech to kiruna for a week from june 21st. And offered to pay for all the alcohol he can consume from sunset to sunrise.

[12:05:22] Mikoolo/rizon Think about it, Salvaje.

[12:06:05] Mikoolo/rizon THINK SALVAJE!

[12:06:23] Mikoolo/rizon I've invited ComputerTech to kiruna for a week from june 21st. And offered to pay for all the alcohol he can consume from sunset to sunrise.

[12:06:26] Mikoolo/rizon Read it again, Salvaje.

[12:06:54] Mikoolo/rizon No sunset :D

[12:07:00] Mikoolo/rizon No free alcohol for him :D

[12:08:06] Mikoolo/rizon I also offered to pay for all the alcohol from sunrise to sunset if he comes to Kiruna for a week from December 20th.

[12:08:21] Mikoolo/rizon I am not a sadist, HelderHeid.

[12:08:56] Mikoolo/rizon I know ysalamir would die.

[12:09:23] Mikoolo/rizon deadly would be quite bothered about it.

[12:09:51] Mikoolo/rizon True true.

[12:32:41] Mikoolo/rizon He doesn't smoke the sticky green, wez.

[12:33:51] Mikoolo/rizon You're never wanted back. Works aswell, deadly.

[14:53:18] Mikoolo/rizon Fuck h4. One of my party members got pushed into a chasm in combat :<

[14:53:21] Mikoolo/rizon Insta killed :(

[15:18:54] Mikoolo/rizon Poor guy. I felt that https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY

[15:32:33] Mikoolo/rizon If your swedish cheese usually comes with hands I recommend that you do not eat it, irish666.

[15:36:26] Mikoolo/rizon deadly

[15:36:33] Mikoolo/rizon Nice

[17:24:32] Mikoolo/rizon BG 3 really wants me to rage quit a lot, h4.

[17:24:54] Mikoolo/rizon I decided to attack the goblin camp after getting right into it.

[17:25:28] Mikoolo/rizon I killed the paladin, the priestess, that red bastard was almost dead until I fucked up.

[17:26:20] Mikoolo/rizon I used a fire arrow and didn't look at the oil barrels that killed the vampire guy as it set the goblin on fire and everything went KABOOM! Them the blinded red bastard just shoved my last living party member off a chasm.

[17:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon Had to reload save so I alt+f4'd instead.

[17:27:41] Mikoolo/rizon party wipe by one fucking misstake.

[17:28:08] Mikoolo/rizon I play on balanced btw.

[17:30:14] Mikoolo/rizon .w

[17:49:19] Mikoolo/rizon Try #obviousplant&scam channel.

[17:53:46] Mikoolo/rizon God created the dinosaurs as the perfect creatures but then satan killed them all and planted humans on the planet, irish666.

[17:54:35] Mikoolo/rizon Nothing, n1.

[17:55:04] Mikoolo/rizon Also, Satan is the most important character in the bible.

[17:55:24] Mikoolo/rizon If he hadn't tempted eve the rest of the bible wouldn't have been written.

[17:57:48] Mikoolo/rizon Does bardcore count?

[17:58:02] Mikoolo/rizon Here n1 https://youtu.be/uwreDh6nL8E

[17:58:42] Mikoolo/rizon They rewrote the lyrics.

[17:58:45] Mikoolo/rizon The song is indeed epic.

[17:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon He stood, six foot four, in plated armours

[17:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon Buyin’ wares from a man in Hamburg

[17:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon I said, "Doth thou speaketh my language?"

[17:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon And he just smiled and then some venison brandished

[17:59:20] Mikoolo/rizon And he said

[18:00:43] Mikoolo/rizon Why do you keep highlighting her when she hasn't spoken for a long time, Syndus?

[18:02:54] Mikoolo/rizon Just do a "$tell esjay pm me when you're around!" Syndus.

[18:03:18] Mikoolo/rizon You're welcome, broken condom.

[18:04:21] Mikoolo/rizon I won't. Syndus. The metal object in my brain is the most probable cause for my death in the future.

[18:05:10] Mikoolo/rizon Thought I was having micro tremors earlier today. Was just low blood sugar and hunger.

[18:05:29] Mikoolo/rizon Yeee

[18:05:33] Mikoolo/rizon I'm a party pooper.

[18:05:46] Mikoolo/rizon Leftovers?

[18:06:40] Mikoolo/rizon So you ate all the steaks yesterday? D:

[18:07:00] Mikoolo/rizon What month?

[18:08:44] Mikoolo/rizon Thats the sound of his testicles hitting your waist as he rides on your joystick, HelderHeid.

[18:10:35] Mikoolo/rizon We set shitcity(dot)com as start page on school computers.

[18:12:22] Mikoolo/rizon Same with taking a screenshot of the desktop, set the bar on ide and remove all icons and set the screenshot as wallpaper.

[18:12:28] Mikoolo/rizon hide*

[18:12:43] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[18:13:38] Mikoolo/rizon A friend thaught me how to code a small message thingy for windows.

[18:13:49] Mikoolo/rizon echo netsend something and the computers name.

[18:14:02] Mikoolo/rizon And a pop up message would appear on the targeted computer in the network.

[18:16:09] Mikoolo/rizon Just don't wake up everyone in the house when you get back home, deadly.

[18:16:42] Mikoolo/rizon .w manchester

[18:16:52] Mikoolo/rizon Thats okish to sleep in with clothes on.

[19:23:14] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[19:23:32] Mikoolo/rizon Herr Frogorg.

[19:23:51] Mikoolo/rizon .t en pl Mister

[19:23:55] Mikoolo/rizon Pan Frogorg.

[19:24:30] Mikoolo/rizon It is quite snowy here.

[19:25:51] Mikoolo/rizon What difficulty do you play BG3 in, h4?

[19:26:08] Mikoolo/rizon Explorer? D:

[19:27:07] Mikoolo/rizon Well I am brute forcing my way through the goblin camp.

[19:27:11] Mikoolo/rizon Githranky something

[19:28:08] Mikoolo/rizon ikr

[19:28:22] Mikoolo/rizon I use my monk as main tank and the rest can swap from ranged to melee.

[19:29:26] Mikoolo/rizon My monk is wearing cloth armor and is a tank, h4.

[19:30:03] Mikoolo/rizon He's probably EFL, h4.

[19:30:24] Mikoolo/rizon He's doing his coworker.

[19:30:57] Mikoolo/rizon AlterEgo_ how the fuck do you expect us to read "<%AlterEgo_> an old worker im doing bg3 but i get bored" ?

[19:31:28] Mikoolo/rizon he got bored from playing BG3 and decided to do his coworker instead, h4.

[19:31:30] Mikoolo/rizon Thats it.

[19:31:32] Mikoolo/rizon I cracked it!

[19:31:48] Mikoolo/rizon Or grandpas.

[19:32:01] Mikoolo/rizon They never said the gender of the coworker.

[19:32:37] Mikoolo/rizon deadly run! AlterEgo_ is into chubby older men!

[19:33:14] Mikoolo/rizon Nah, being gay is about being happy, Frogorg.

[19:34:00] Mikoolo/rizon Ofc, what else do you expect people that are into trannies to do with them?

[19:34:58] Mikoolo/rizon .k h4 speak english!

[19:35:17] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you for replying in english, h4.

[19:35:39] Mikoolo/rizon basti, speak english.

[19:36:05] Mikoolo/rizon .k h4 kicks your intern

[19:36:08] Mikoolo/rizon wait

[19:36:10] Mikoolo/rizon wrong nick

[19:36:13] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry basti

[19:36:15] Mikoolo/rizon I'll fix it.

[19:36:23] Mikoolo/rizon .k basti kicks your intern

[19:36:27] Mikoolo/rizon fuck

[19:36:28] Mikoolo/rizon hintern

[19:36:52] Mikoolo/rizon wb h4

[19:37:10] Mikoolo/rizon It's bastien. He loves the Never Ending Story.

[19:37:35] Mikoolo/rizon And basti got the stazi in his possie.

[19:38:44] Mikoolo/rizon What did they do now, h4?

[19:38:52] Mikoolo/rizon Let me guess. They said something retarded.

[19:38:57] Mikoolo/rizon Out of nowhere.

[19:39:04] Mikoolo/rizon Not even related to the conversation you're having with basi.

[19:39:11] Mikoolo/rizon basti *

[19:39:17] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry for misspelling your nick, basti.

[19:39:33] Mikoolo/rizon D:

[19:41:18] Mikoolo/rizon What happens ion march 9th?

[19:41:21] Mikoolo/rizon on*

[19:43:37] Mikoolo/rizon I love that excepts accepts the special Τ Peorth.

[19:43:49] Mikoolo/rizon pankakes

[19:44:05] Mikoolo/rizon look at the excepts list, Peorth.

[19:44:22] Mikoolo/rizon Stop making me hungry, pankakes.

[19:44:51] Mikoolo/rizon You're taunting me with pictures of your cooking that I will never experience.

[19:45:54] Mikoolo/rizon Here. Have cute doggo pankakes https://i.imgur.com/sqKKXgp.jpg

[19:49:48] Mikoolo/rizon Oldfield

[19:50:43] Mikoolo/rizon BATH BOYS BATH BOYS!

[19:52:21] Mikoolo/rizon Here's a pic of pankakes, basi. https://i.imgur.com/xr35RpO.png

[19:53:36] Mikoolo/rizon Theres no potato in the picture, pankakes.

[19:54:05] Mikoolo/rizon The sign she's holding up makes it look like it could be you, pankakes.

[19:55:17] Mikoolo/rizon You can fit a years worth of potatos in it.

[20:07:54] Mikoolo/rizon gary, pankakes?

[20:08:20] Mikoolo/rizon hi topaz

[20:09:02] Mikoolo/rizon gary, pankakes?

[20:09:26] Mikoolo/rizon No

[20:09:28] Mikoolo/rizon Garry Glitter.

[20:09:33] Mikoolo/rizon Gary*

[20:09:48] Mikoolo/rizon Yeah he is.

[20:14:42] Mikoolo/rizon Ok gonna go back to bg3 and try to not fuck up this time.

[20:15:14] Mikoolo/rizon You should catch it, pankakes.

[20:17:00] Mikoolo/rizon You should get help to put on your mascara if you put it in the eyes, pankakes.

[22:13:42] Mikoolo/rizon What if he dies this year, Fensta?

[22:13:55] Mikoolo/rizon Btw h4. Did you kill the spiders in the gobbo camp?

[22:14:14] Mikoolo/rizon I did not! See, I ain't a massmurdering bastard!

[22:19:38] Mikoolo/rizon mcclellan died in 1881, Syndus. https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_B._McClellan

[22:19:56] Mikoolo/rizon McKellen

[22:20:01] Mikoolo/rizon Not McClellan.

[22:20:09] Mikoolo/rizon Sindos.

[22:20:24] Mikoolo/rizon Ain't about spelling. It's about remembering peoples names.

[22:20:49] Mikoolo/rizon mrinflatiable*

[22:21:32] Mikoolo/rizon mrsinfinity

[22:21:36] Mikoolo/rizon missinfinity

[22:21:41] Mikoolo/rizon InfinityJR

[22:21:57] Mikoolo/rizon MrFinite

[22:22:51] Mikoolo/rizon mrsticktoonefuckingnickanddontfuckingchangeitsopeoplecanrememberyouiftheyvebeengoneforalongtimeandmightthinkyouredeadwhenyouaintaroundanymore

[22:22:55] Mikoolo/rizon Theres a nick for you.

[22:23:36] Mikoolo/rizon jizzsucker = js

[22:25:00] Mikoolo/rizon You're czech? D:

[22:25:14] Mikoolo/rizon Nite czech!

[22:25:31] Mikoolo/rizon .cc .cz

[22:25:46] Mikoolo/rizon Sure

[22:26:45] Mikoolo/rizon Thank you.

[22:26:55] Mikoolo/rizon I'll plant it in a pot.

[22:27:42] Mikoolo/rizon Give a man a potato and he's less hungry. Teach a man to plant the potato and he'll starve to death before he can harvest it.

[22:28:09] Mikoolo/rizon Dream of 1845 sixtynine!

[22:57:56] Mikoolo/rizon o

[22:58:07] Mikoolo/rizon The Robocop game is 40% off

[23:11:56] Mikoolo/rizon Me too.

[23:12:22] Mikoolo/rizon ^5 ADMIRAL_HUBRIS

[23:12:36] Mikoolo/rizon Always be barefoot when doing metalwork!

[23:13:08] Mikoolo/rizon Always use child labour so they can contribute to society!

[23:14:07] Mikoolo/rizon ADMIRAL_HUBRIS https://youtu.be/XurLCMnD8HI

[23:16:12] Mikoolo/rizon I don't even work at a grocerystore and I hate the lazy fucks that don't put the cart back where they took them.

[23:16:19] Mikoolo/rizon took them from.

[23:18:12] Mikoolo/rizon They should add a barcode to carts and like a vending machine thing where you use your credit card to get a grocery cart. And if you don't return it the store withdraws a fee of 10€.

[23:22:29] Mikoolo/rizon Should be a dollar.

[23:23:23] Mikoolo/rizon Bam! Number1Stunna thinks you buy the cart! Classic American Thinking!

[23:25:00] Mikoolo/rizon h4 I went outside the gobbo castle thingy. Forgot there was a exterior part with those green little shortstacks.

[23:25:46] Mikoolo/rizon The ogres are quite easy. Just monk fist them so they go prone.

[23:31:18] Mikoolo/rizon :D

[23:31:21] Mikoolo/rizon >:D

[23:38:31] Mikoolo/rizon Ok dad.

[23:38:47] Mikoolo/rizon Sorry, auntie.

[23:43:55] Mikoolo/rizon :p

[23:43:58] Mikoolo/rizon Anyway nite

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